Bill & Ted’s Most Bodacious Return Story by Brent L. Smith “If you guys were separated it would have been disastrous for life as we know it. You see, eventually your music will help put an end to war and poverty. It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony. Allowing meaningful contact with all forms of life…” – Rufus
Dude… BILL & TED’S MOST BODACIOUS RETURN is the perfect capstone to a most triumphant trilogy. It makes tangible the underrated legacy of Bill & Ted, revealing the simple men behind their epic myth that, as we know, eventually serves as a template for a utopic society 700 years in the future. It will return to what was touched upon in Excellent Adventure, as well as reveal that Bogus Journey was the perfect bridge between beginning and end. One may ask, “But the sequel ended on such a high note. Where could they possibly go from here?” The answer to that, as I’ve discovered, is far vaster than I could’ve imagined. The Look A Bill & Ted story in 2016 (25 years since Bogus Journey) must be a story of its time. Just as Excellent Adventure was a testament to the late 80s, and just as Bogus Journey was reflective of the neon-glazed era of the early 90s, so must Bodacious Return be a tribute of the here and now. There is an advantage here. The generation gap between 1991 and 2016 lies primarily in social aspects: this is no doubt an epoch of polarized music, polarized politics (fine, that one’s a constant), the recent garage rock wave, headline-making gender benders, and monster 3D movies that devour their audiences. Aesthetically speaking, though, it’s as if no time has passed at all. Kids are once again rocking plaid, torn denim, Ray Bans and (not-so-ironic) punk rock hair. The world wants B&T now more than ever. Firstly, this is a project you could totally do in 3D. Nothing pornographic, but a subtle depth that would simultaneously bring B&T into our world while getting sucked back into theirs. Secondly, going all-CGI would be a heinous attempt. Bogus Journey pushed the boundaries for its time in terms of special effects, much of which was done in-camera. The set design, makeup, animatronics, puppeteering, and model-making are mind-blowing to say the least, making the film arguably one of the most ambitious comedy sequels ever made. And all this with a budget of $20mil (less than $40mil in today’s money). Not that the digital doesn’t have its place when the practical falls short. A seamless blend of CGI and practical would breathe life into the three dimensions while staying true to the first two installments. This is a film that has to be at-once recognizable and completely novel. The Soundtrack For some excellent tunes look no further than Ty Segall and his band of cronies, including Mikal Cronin, to provide an authentic rock sound. Not to mention Jack White and anyone else who would like to join in the fun. The soundtrack to Guardians of the Galaxy just went gold, so it’s a good opportunity to be part of a new soundtrack revival (and maybe to fill the empty profit void left by the death of DVD sales). The first two soundtracks were triumphant in their own right, and this one would definitely have to live up to the legacy.