Panic! Halloween Guide 3 » Oct. 13, 2011

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UPDATED WEEKLY

HAUNTED HOUSES BAR & CLUB PARTIES

SHOCKTOBER 13 • 2011

CHATTANOOGA’S ULTIMATE HALLOWEEN GUIDE

Halloween potpourri

Pimped-out pumpkins, films, blogs and costumes Great pumpkins

Frightening (ass) films

Pumpkin Gutter

pumpkingutter.com

Frightening Ass Film Festival Mise En Scenesters, a Chattanooga-based film club dedicated to screening obscure, classic, arthouse and genre films, presents the Frightening Ass Film Festival at Collective Warehouse, 4015 Tennessee Avenue in St. Elmo. Visit the Facebook page at facebook. com/ MESFilmClub.

Extreme Pumpkins extremepumpkins.com

Panic! loves us some JackO-Lanterns and these sites take pumpkin carving to the X-factor! If you’ve got the tools and the time, these sites will inspire you to pumpkin-carving greatness with galleries and tutorials. Pumpkin Gutter is the Louvre of carved pumpkin art from Perryton, Texasnative Scott Cummins, the Michelangelo of 3-D JackO-Lanterns. Tom Nardone at Extreme Pumpkins is no slouch, either. Nardone hosts an annual carving contest online. Just send him a photo and he’ll pick a winner and “send you some sort of prize.” Heh. Our favorite? The Lionel Richie Pumpkin.

honest music

Friday, October 14 All the Boys Love Mandy Lane 8:30 p.m. Friday, October 21 The Signal and The Loved Ones 8:30 p.m.

local and regional shows

The Black Cadillacs · The Formidables ($3)

Thu, Oct 13

9 pm

Molly Maguires

Sun, Oct 16

7 pm

The Velvet Hand · Gasoline Heart · Don’t Panic ($3)

Wed, Oct 19

9 pm

12th Annual All Hallows Eve Bash Sat, Oct 29 Dead Confederate and The Bohannons Tickets on sale now!

First Halloween Variety Show Mon, Oct 31 Shock Theatre Orchestra, Odist, Opposite Box, Subterranean Cirqus Magic from Scott Fillers & Horror Movies!

Great blogs

Chuck Norris Ate My Baby chucknorrisatemybaby.com

Sample post: Bad Trick or Treat Ideas: Loose Change Nothing says grubby quite like someone else’s slightly warm loose change. Though, if you want to kick the grub factor up a notch, putting that loose change in an old, wrinkled plastic sandwich bag and handing it out to trick-ortreaters should just about do the trick. It’s disgusting, dude. Might as well give out a bagful of your toenail clippings. Do yourself and the rest of humanity a favor, spend the ten spot and pick up a bag of candy, you know, so I don’t have to be plagued by your grotesque germs.

ONLY ONE OF US CAN BE THE COP! This happens every year, so get it together, people: Only ONE of us can be the Cop from the Village People*. And you must wear the Officially Licensed VP Cop Costume, which has a blue patch sewn onto it along with the screenprinted words: “Village People Officially Licensed Merchandise.” If you see a VP Cop Costume without this, tell your Officially Licensed VP Biker or Construction Worker friend to beat the shit out of them. Victor Willis will thank you. Village People Cop Costume $81.99 halloweencostumes.com *We know nobody wants to be the Chief, but they don’t have it anyway.

What 35 Patten Parkway was meant to be. Full food menu serving lunch and dinner. 11am-2am, 7 days a week.


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