MEN SIMPLY CAN'T WEAR
SANDALS. Men’s ultimate guide to
clean, handsome & healthy feet
BY ANNA DARK
MEN SIMPLY CAN'T WEAR
SANDALS.
Its time someone puts their foot down....
MEN SIMPLY CAN'T WEAR
SANDALS.
BIG OR SMALL, FLAT OR FAT, IT’S A FACT:
Feet are not our best feature. Sure, feet are functional. But something to brag about? Not hardly.
And yet, as soon as the weather warms up, swarms of sandal-wearers appear, unabashedly displaying gnarly toes in ugly and often unsuitable footwear.
YES, MEN, I'M TALKING TO YOU.
CURLED YELLOW TOENAILS?
Check.
DIRTY FEET CRYING OUT FOR A SOLID SOAP-ANDWATER SCRUBBING?
Check.
DRY, FLAKY, CALLOUSED, GROSS-OUT HEELS?
Check.
S o, the person who gave you this book, set out to chan ge that. (I'm not optimistic.)
FOR STARTERS, FELLAS, GET A PEDICURE.
As so many know, one of the great luxuries in life is a warm foot soak and the lotion foot massage that is all part of a pedicure.
AND IF YOU THINK IT’S NOT MANLY,
YOU’RE SIMPLY WRONG.
Cops (not in uniform) and burly construction workers sitting next to me at the nail parlor with the ir feet in a whirling, bubbly bath. The y’re smiling!
NOT CON
VINCED? Then at least give yourself one. Cut those toe nails, moisturize. Unless your feet are clean and managed, don’t wear sandals.
But for all you guys who are committed to sandals, this guide is created to help you make better choices.
DON'T ...
EVEN THINK ABOUT WEARING SOCKS WITH SANDALS.
EVER.
Wear rubber flip-flops anywhere but the beach, pool or other watery place or show your feet if they’re ugly/dirty/gross.
DO ...
GET A PEDICURE OR GIVE YOURSELF ONE
Buy leather instead of rubber sandals for street wear. Avoid Velcro closures except for rugged hiking sandals.
Break in new sandals at home before going long distances.
AND TO THANK WHOEVER GOT YOU THIS BOOK, ADD WASHING YOUR FEET TO YOUR GROOMING ROUTINE.
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
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CLEAN, HANDSOME & HEALTHY FEET. “ This bo ok is I RRESI ST I B L E . ”
“Very ACCURATE in all the content. Pleased to find this book and to apply it to my lifestyle.” “ EXC EL L ENT ! ”
“This book is CHANGING MY LIFE!” back