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Speaker marks “Love Your Body Day” BY MONIQUE MENESES

There were vulva puppets, Hershey’s Kisses and tables full of condoms, but the climax of Wednesday’s fifth annual “Love Your Body” day came at noon, when a female streaker ran a 10second loop around the Main Green. “It’s fall, it’s ‘Love Your Body Day,’ and there are many things to celebrate,” the streaker — who said she would like to be known as “Legs and Eggs” — told The Herald. Students passing through the Green Wednesday could stop by some 11 booths to find out about the different organizations, learn more about sexual awareness and pick up free candy or condoms. The event was co-sponsored by Brown Health Services, Students for Choice and Women Students at Brown. “Love Your Body Day” was pioneered by the National Organization for Women in the hopes of providing a way to combat negative images of women in cigarette advertisements. Brown has taken this idea and tried to make it more inclusive over the past years, promoting “Love A Body” rather than “Love A Woman’s Body” day, said Emilee Pressman ’05, one of the coordinators of Love Your Body Day and a member of Students for Choice. The fair’s ultimate success was the dialogue it initiated between health educators, whether peer or professional, and students, Pressman said. “The main point was that we had people talking about sexual and self-awareness and that was see BODY, page 7

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To resolve controversy over the listserv in the future, UCS President Rahim Kurji ’05 said,“Instead of allowing general e-mails from specific student groups, we should include information from such groups as bullets in our weekly e-mails.”

UCS resolves listserv debate BY SHEELA RAMAN

After considerable debate, the Undergraduate Council of Students voted Wednesday night to send a campus-wide e-mail on behalf of conservatives and classical liberals at Brown. This marks the second time the Council has granted a student group access to the campus-wide e-mail listserv. Earlier this semester, UCS allowed the Queer Alliance to use its listserv to announce National Coming Out Day activities and solicit support for an advertisement in The Herald supporting the LGBT community. The e-mail, approved last night and sent an hour after the meeting, informed the student body of upcoming con-

servative-sponsored events on campus, including an Oct. 22 lecture by commentator David Horowitz. Although the UCS Communications Committee changed the text of the e-mail from what was originally proposed by Eric Neuman ’04, president of Classical Liberals and Conservatives at Brown, before it submitted it for general council review, other members of UCS still considered the text inappropriate. A major point of contention was the reference to Oct. 18 as “Brown Classical Liberal and Conservative Pride Day.” Using the word “pride” irked some members of the Council, saying it could be seen as a mockery of gay and lesbian pride promoted in the Queer

Alliance’s e-mail, especially because the new e-mail would project conservative views. Sonia Gupta ’06 motioned successfully to remove the word from the text. Some representatives said UCS should not be so lenient in allowing student organizations to access the campus listserv. They said, although it was important to give the Queer Alliance publicity in light of recent hate crimes on campus, the conservative groups are not in such a dire situation. Other members protested giving out the listserv in general. Of last night’s proposal, UCS Secretary Joel Payne ’05 said, “We went down a slipsee UCS, page 9

U.S. Postal Service cutbacks inconvenience students at Brown BY EMIR SENTURK

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Students who want to send mail through the United States Postal Service office in Faunce House face a new and inconvenient schedule this year as a result of a recent USPS cutback in the number of workers from two to one. According to University Mail Services, due to the relatively lower traffic over the summer, there is usually only one USPS worker in Faunce House during the summer months. By September, a second worker is normally brought in. In the past, one worker would work from 7 a.m. to 3 p.m. and the other from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Each worker would receive a break from noon to 1:30 p.m. The management office of the USPS cut back the number of workers this year “in response to an analysis of customer traffic that showed that needs could be met with one clerk and that there was alternate service very close by,” said USPS spokesperson Christine

A cutback at the United States Postal Service office in Faunce House has left the office with only one worker and shortened hours.

According to the November issue of The Atlantic Monthly, Brown is the ninth most selective college in the country, eight places higher than the University fared in the U.S. News and World Report rankings released in September. But by The Atlantic’s own admission, the magazine’s ranking system — as well as that of U.S. News and World Report and most other college lists — reveals more about what’s wrong with ranking systems than which schools are the nation’s best. That a school’s selectivity alone will make it more desirable is a damaging concept in the college admission process that should be reconsidered, said James Fallow, national correspondent for The Atlantic Monthly. The Atlantic’s system should not be viewed as a new set of rankings like the one published annually by the U.S. News, Fallow said. “There’s been all this mania about selectivity as being the only thing that counts,” Fallow said. “The purpose was to show the idea that things are desirable just because they’re scarce. We were trying to concentrate on how selectivity has gone nuts as the only thing people care about.” But The Atlantic’s anti-rankings may already be part of the system the magazine was trying to bring down. A New York Times article that compared The Atlantic’s experimental ranking to the yearly U.S. News college rankings was a “misrepresentation,” Fallow said. “We naturally were amused that this issue was taken as being a new ranking system. No reasonable person could look at it and see it that way,” he said. Although the issue was not aimed at U.S. News, Fallow said The Atlantic was attempting to reinforce the notion that students should shy away from a “status system” that emphasized selectivity and prestige, often to the exclusion of other factors. Fallow said the U.S. News college rankings provided helpful “sources of data that students can use to compare” colleges. On the other hand, the rankings gave the idea that “one school is better

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I N S I D E T H U R S D AY, O C T O B E R 1 6 , 2 0 0 3 New Yorker cartoonist Roz Chast RISD ’77 discusses making a living drawing cartoons risd news, page 3

Common spaces become student gallery space for rising artists risd news, page 3

Students should be smarter about twowheel safety, says Rachel Marshall ’04 column, page 15

TO D AY ’ S F O R E C A S T Field hockey shuts out Columbia, 1-0, and Fairfield, 3-1, in last week of play sports, page 15

W. cross country win New England Championships for first time sports, page 16

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New Yorker cartoonist returns to alma mater BY JULIETTE WALLACK

Roz Chast RISD ’77 never actually thought she could make a living drawing cartoons. But The New Yorker cartoonist is doing just fine as a regular contributor to Scientific American and Harvard Business Review and the designer of CD covers, book jackets and theater posters, in addition to working with America’s foremost literary magazine. Chast didn’t enjoy going to school when she was young, and drawing was an easy way to escape the boredom of classes, she told an audience of about 150 in the RISD auditorium Wednesday night. “I didn’t really like school,” Chast said. “My parents were teachers, so this was a sort of unfortunate situation. I would go to school and then come home, and there would be more school.” Her career as a cartoonist had an inauspicious start when she tried to draw horses like the ones her peers were rendering. Her attempts didn’t turn out so well. Other girls “really could draw big horse heads with veins and teeth and positions and things,” Chast said. “I thought of myself as a pretty good artist, but I could not draw horses.” Instead, her pictures turned out unintentionally funny. “They looked like weird, crazy dogs or something. They really cracked me up. … So, that was sort of a very interesting little bit of information that I sort of stored away for later.” Chast said she got her doses of comics at friends’ houses when she was younger because her parents only bought “classic comics” like Robinson Crusoe told in comic form. “There is nothing more boring than a boring book rendered in comic-book form,” she said. As a teen, Chast was also introduced to the world of underground comics. “I really loved them, even those they were a little bit skeevy,” she said. In 1973, Chast entered RISD as a graphic design major, but her first assignment — building a 12-inch cube out of white illustration paper — convinced her that wasn’t for her. A switch into illustration didn’t stick, though, and she was soon sucked into the world of painting, she said. “I remember falling under the spell of this and thinking … ‘I don’t want to be some cartoonist. I want to be a real artist.’ There were a few problems, like, I wasn’t a terribly good painter and I didn’t really like paint,” Chast said. “I was happier with a pen and ink.” But Chast stuck it out and after graduating with a degree see CHAST, page 9

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Art buffs and shoppers strolled along Benefit Street on Saturday at RISD’s 15th Annual Alumni and Student Sale. The event showcased thousands of pieces, ranging from fine art and furniture to jewelry and clothing.

New gallery spaces for RISD students BY ZOE RIPPLE

Students won’t have to wait until they are seniors to display their work in prime campus locations. RISD’s two-year-old student gallery initiative, sponsored by the Office of Student Life, has created new gallery space in unorthodox locations. The initiative aims to address student concerns about a lack of gallery space. The idea for the student galleries arose two years ago when students approached the OSL requesting space to show their work, said Kathleen Jensen, associate director of the Office of Student Life. Students often cannot access visible gallery space until they stage senior exhibitions — and even then, only within their departments. This year, due to the gallery initiative, student art is displayed in several common and social spaces, includ-

ing the Met Café, Carr Haus, The Red Door Gallery, the Tap Room and The Hub. The OSL student galleries showcase work from RISD students in all departments, Jensen said. She said this year promises to be the “most cohesive” for the program. Gabriel Lloyd RISD ’04 said last year’s gallery board — of which he was not a member — was disorganized because it had no model to work from. “This year we know what we can and cannot accomplish,” he said. Jensen supervises the gallery board, a group of six RISD students who select the art for display. The gallery board also selects students who have applied to curate shows. see RISD, page 7

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WORLD & NATION THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2003 · PAGE 5

Iraqis start trading in currency for bills without Saddam portrait BAGHDAD (Washington Post) — Iraqis toting grocery bags, shoeboxes and backpacks stuffed with cash flocked to banks Wednesday to trade in bills with former president Saddam Hussein’s face for new ones in a currency swap that’s the cornerstone of the interim government’s plans to rebuild the country’s economy. The old currency will be valid for another three months. By late afternoon about $670 million worth of dinars — an estimated one-third of the cash believed to be in the country — already had been turned in to banks, according to officials from the U.S.-led occupation authority. In a oneto-one exchange, Iraqis received freshly printed banknotes — with pictures of a farmer holding wheat, a 10thcentury astronomer and mathematician, the city of Babylon and date palms — in six denominations ranging from 50 dinars to 25,000 dinars. For the past few weeks, unmarked 747s have been flying about 2,200 tons of new currency into Baghdad International Airport. The brown crates of cash were loaded by forklift onto trucks, which were escorted by military helicopters and Humvees to 250 local exchange centers. An estimated 4 trillion dinars are in circulation, but the occupation authority printed 6 trillion dinars, or roughly $3 billion, so there would be some left over to later replace worn bills, according to Gen. Hugh Tant, director of the Iraq currency exchange project. One U.S. dollar could be exchanged for 2,000 dinars. The occupation authority hopes to make Iraq’s financial system — until recently one of the most secretive and most controlled in the world — into a showcase for capitalist ideals. L. Paul Bremer, the civil administrator of Iraq, said he believes that introducing a new dinar note will stabilize the value of the currency, which in turn will encourage savings, investment and entrepreneurship and help create what many Iraqis today want most: jobs.

“We are laying the groundwork for a free economy to blossom,”Bremer said on a tour of the main distribution warehouse at the airport that houses the new bills, which cost $120 million to print and $50 million to distribute. He asserted that “economic security comes hand in hand with national security”and that when more people are put to work, the ambushes, shootings and other attacks that have plagued the country over the past few months will decrease. More than a few Iraqis argued that the currency exchange was premature given that bombs were still going off in the streets and that a significant part of the country remained without reliable electricity and running water. “Why do they spend so much money to change the currency? This country needs so many things other than changing the currency,”said Najam Hadaithy, 54, a retired pilot, while waiting in line at a Rafidain Bank branch in the southern part of the capital. Barra Faraj, 40, a bank analyst, said that she seems to be paying more for everything because many people, including her landlord, want payment in dollars. She wondered if it would get worse with another new currency. But even those most skeptical of the currency exchange acknowledged that it would have had to be done eventually. The currency is so inflated that people use bags, not wallets, to carry cash. It takes so much time for shop owners to count out the money required to pay for some things that many opt to weigh the bills or use counting machines. Only two denominations of the Saddam dinar were in circulation: the 250-dinar bill and the 10,000-dinar bill. “It’s like us using only a 12-cent piece and a five-dollar bill for all transactions,”said Thomas Simpson, an economist for the U.S. Treasury Department’s Iraq Financial Task Force. Under Saddam, the exchange rate was fixed at 3.2189 dinars to the dollar. After the war, it began to fluctuate

wildly, falling at one point to a low of 4,000 dinars to the dollar. There also were rumors that the 10,000-dinar bill would be put out of circulation because of counterfeiting and looting. People got so worried that they were selling their 10,000-dinar bills to currency traders for 7,000 dinars worth of 250-dinar bills. Occupation authority officials say a stable currency is necessary to help operators of the public food distribution depots open their own stores, introduce micro-lending in rural communities and modernize the Baghdad stock market. The U.S. Agency for International Development recently awarded a contract worth up to $40 million over three years to McLean, Va.-based consulting firm BearingPoint Inc. to provide support for introducing capitalism into the country. But that outcome isn’t guaranteed. Some argue that the new currency is as likely to further destabilize the economy as jump-start it, especially because so little is known about how Iraq’s economy operated during its decadelong isolation. Some money traders are already beginning to violate the Iraqi Central Bank’s foreign exchange rate, set by thrice-weekly auctions. There’s also a worry that the new bills will only exacerbate public confusion over the worth of goods, which has led to inflation in the cost of some necessities such as oil. Occupation officials said the swap was necessary to create uniformity and to stabilize the foreign exchange rate of the dinar. The new bills also have watermarks and other features to make them hard to copy and quell worries of counterfeiting. Under normal circumstances, it takes about two years to phase out an old currency. The U.S.-led occupation is trying to do it in a fraction of the time. It paid for expedited processing by De La Rue PLC, one of the world’s premier banknote printers, which used presses in Britain, Germany, Spain, Malta and Sri Lanka.

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Pope’s staying power is major part of legacy VATICAN CITY (Los Angeles) — A

quarter-century ago, when a relatively unknown Polish archbishop became pope, Jimmy Carter was president of the United States and the Soviet Union was a superpower. Leftist revolution swept into Latin America, championed in some cases by Catholic priests. Israel and Egypt made peace. The world’s first test-tube baby was born. The planet now is a very different place, and John Paul II, who Thursday marks his 25th anniversary in power, has had a hand in shaping events to a degree unrivaled by any other religious figure in modern history. His election on Oct. 16, 1978, “was itself a breaker of precedents,” the Jesuit magazine America said in an editorial this month, “and ever since his election, John Paul II’s pontificate has been setting records that none of his predecessors could have imagined.” He is stooped, slumped and sick now, a shadow of the robust, athletic man who became the first non-Italian pope in 4 1/2 centuries. But he soldiers on, determined, his aides say, to work and preach until his life ends, serving in his waning years as a symbol of perseverance and faith over adversity. On Wednesday, in his weekly audience at St. Peter’s Square, John Paul invited tens of thousands of pilgrims to join him later

Thursday to “praise the Lord and thank him for this happy event.” He again had difficulty speaking but withstood an hour of ceremony. Through the decades, John Paul has transformed the papacy and become a crusader who helped bring about the fall of communism, fostered a historic reconciliation between Catholics and Jews, and remained a steady (if often ignored) voice for peace and against war, including the wars waged by the West. He has also imposed a conservative theological doctrine that brooks no dissent and has opposed in unwavering fashion the ordination of female priests, birth control, abortion and gay marriage. Although a champion of the poor, he has also silenced the leftist Liberation Theology that put priests in the trenches alongside the poor. The force of his personality and moral authority have made him a hero in much of Europe and Latin America and some of the exotic places he has ventured to as part of a mission to make the church and the Holy See more visible; yet his orthodoxy and the recent sex misconduct scandal plaguing the U.S. church has contributed to the growing alienation from the Vatican of the American faithful, who account for a small but affluent percentage of the world’s 1 billion Roman Catholics.

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Body continued from page 1 a success in itself,” she said. The Students for Choice booth had stickers with slogans reading, “You’ve got to live in your body for the rest of your life. Take care of it.” Beneath these were flyers listing things a woman could do to her body and counter-alternatives based on their prices. Examples like “For the price of breast implant surgery, you can buy a year’s worth of tuition” and “For the price of a year’s worth of Slim Fast, you can buy a plane ticket to Europe” flooded the flyers. Carol Gesell, a sex educator from Miko Exotic Wear, said it was Miko’s third year participating in the event. Her booth featured an assortment of sex toys, from a vulva puppet to multistimulants and latex gloves. Gessell said there is a close relationship between sex and loving one’s body. “I think sex and loving your

RISD continued from page 3 Lloyd is a member of the board and supervises shows at the Red Door Gallery, that focus on a central theme. Lloyd curated the gallery’s current exhibition, titled “In My Place,” which focuses on the intersection of art and science, he said. One of the goals of the student gallery initiative is to “emulate professional gallery scenes,” Lloyd said. The student gallery initiative

body go hand in hand,” Gesell said. “Pleasure is wonderful for your body. It makes your skin look better.” Johanna Belda ’05 said she attended “Love Your Body Day” last year also and liked the message it was promoting. She said it was a chance for women who are uncomfortable with their bodies and sexuality to start getting comfortable. “Boys don’t have a problem talking about their sizes,” she said, “Girls are shy, and, therefore, they miss out.” Although Belda approved of the booths included in this year’s fair, she suggested next year Health Services set up a booth addressing a woman’s first trip to the gynecologist. “A lot of girls don’t get (gynecological) exams when they should,” she said. “I think it would be helpful to include it as part of the ‘Day’ next year.” Herald senior staff writer Monique Meneses ’05 can be reached at mmeneses@browndailyherald.com.

allows students to gain practice in showing their work, so they know what to expect when they leave RISD, he said. Student work is chosen based on its “formal aspects,” its adherence to a theme or how “intellectually engaging” it is, Lloyd said. The galleries also provide an opportunity for RISD students to view each other’s artwork, something that doesn’t always occur in their studies, said Max Cooper RISD ’04. Herald staff writer Zoe Ripple ’05 can be reached at zripple@browndailyherald.com.

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Atlantic continued from page 1 than the other.” The Atlantic provided the National Survey of Student Engagement as an alternative means through which colleges could be evaluated. The NSSE evaluates factors such as the amount of writing and reading assignments done by an actual student at a particular school. Waitlisted or rejected students at schools like Duke University and Emory University were often statistically as strong or stronger than admitted students, according to The Atlantic. Schools like Harvard University and Swarthmore College routinely rejected students with 800 verbal or math SAT scores. The equally-weighted factors

in The Atlantic’s experimental ranking of the top 50 schools were a school’s admission rate, average SAT scores and high school rank of the matriculating freshmen. Brown placed ninth under this system. The University of Chicago, which ranked ninth in the U.S. News survey, fell to 39th. “That’s the kind of performance measure the author is trying to say is good,” Fallow said. “Not this sort of popularity contest to get in. We say yes to those surveys.” Robert Morse, director of data research at U.S. News and World Report, said selectivity is still an important indicator of the academic and social environment at a school. “It counts 15 percent of our rankings. So that means 85 percent are based on other variables,” Morse said.

“To some degree, it relates to the quality of the school, yes,” he said. “Selectivity index creates a credential. Those credentials are important in determining the kind of people who are on campus and the academic rigor.” Selectivity as a factor affecting students’ college admission process is possibly overblown, Morse said. “Do you think students look at selectivity as the reason to base their decisions on? I think they’re misreading the behavior of students.” Mark Nickel, director of the Brown News Service, said The Atlantic rankings raised some critical issues that deserve closer inspection. “U.S. News has a lot of data points, but they still try to arrive at a list of best colleges, and it still does not try to arrive at the answer of ‘best for whom?’” Nickel said the U.S. News rankings are useful because they provide useful data regarding colleges. “It’s not just a one-dimensional ranking. … But the work of trying to arrive at the best match of abilities and personality, and what a given college has to offer requires much more than one has to offer from a simple ranking.” Herald senior staff writer Joanne Park ’06 can be reached at jpark@browndailyherald.com.

Mailroom continued from page 1 Dugas. Such analyses are conducted periodically as part of the USPS’ efforts to manage work with traffic, Dugas said. Lines of resigned, bewildered students and members of the University community outside the office at noon tell a different story. “An hour and a half is inconveniencing at such a busy point in the day,” said Rebecca Dumas ’05 as she turned around and headed out of Faunce House Friday afternoon. “It would help if they printed or distributed a revised schedule and made the business hours more clear to the community,” Dumas said. Senior Class Undergraduate Council of Students Representative Justin Sanders ’04 told The Herald he became personally aware of the problem within the last week but few complaints have actually been brought to UCS. “We have not gotten a lot of complaints about the problem, but it’s something we’d potentially be able to do something about,” Sanders said. If the problem was to become more pronounced within the student body, Sanders said UCS could produce a statement to Campus Life and other administrative bodies in an attempt to have University offices look into the matter. Herald staff writer Emir Senturk ’05 can be reached at esenturk@browndailyherald.com. ganwyn mourns for chicago.

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Chast continued from page 3 in painting from RISD, she hit the streets in New York with a portfolio of illustrations and cartoons. And, just one year after finishing college and returning to her Brooklyn home, Chast sold a cartoon to The New Yorker. Chast expected New Yorker editor Lee Lorenz to offer her words of encouragement. “I expected him to say, ‘Keep up the work, little lady. See you in a few years,’” Chast said. But instead, the magazine bought a cartoon. Her first New Yorker cartoon was “pretty wacky,” she said, and Lorenz later told her that when the magazine started running her work, people sometimes asked him if the cartoons were printed because Lorenz owed Chast’s family money. But Chast is still contributing 25 years later. She told the audience she’s worked for four different edi-

UCS continued from page 1 pery slope by doing that a few weeks ago, and we should not make the same mistake again.” Supporters of the proposal included UCS Communications Committee Coordinator Tim Bentley ’04, who said it was important for UCS to use its control over the listserv to support a diversity of student organizations at the University. After further debate and modification of the proposed text of the e-mail, a solid majority passed the proposal. To solve such controversy over the listserv in the future, UCS President Rahim Kurji ’05 said, “Instead of allowing general e-mails from specific student groups, we should include information from such groups as bul-

tors, including current editor David Remnick. “I like to think of The New Yorker as my professional home,” Chast said. “I feel very fortunate to have had a receptive editor there, which I think makes all the difference.” Working in publishing is a twoway street, she said. “You might have a lot to offer, but if the person in charge of making decisions is not receptive to what you’re doing, you’re not going to have any luck.” After her lecture, Chast showed some of her favorite creations, many of which have appeared in the New Yorker. Chast’s lecture was this year’s annual Gail Silver Memorial Lecture, which is RISD’s only endowed lecture series. Silver was a Brown graduate who was committed to the arts community and diversity in Rhode Island. Herald staff writer Juliette Wallack ’05 edits the metro section. She can be reached at jwallack@browndailyherald.com.

lets in our weekly e-mails.” Dean for Campus Life Margaret Jablonski, also at Wednesday’s meeting, clarified that funds were being set aside to hire an outside vendor to store student belongings because Brown will no longer provide such services. Students will have a reduced rate with this vendor, she said. UCS representative Schuyler von Oeyen ’05, a Herald staff writer, said Dean of the College Paul Armstrong is working to gain funding for the Department of Music to eliminate the new $25 per semester charge for use of Steinert practice rooms, in response to a request by UCS. The new charge was instituted this semester to fund the replacement of Steinert’s pianos, which, von Oeyen said, are each about 43 years old.

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Field hockey continued from page 16 push-back. Displaying crisper passes and much improved defense-to-offense transitioning, the Bears controlled the tempo from start to finish. The defense, which allowed 11 goals and 38 penalty corners in the last two games, prevented Columbia from mustering a sustained offensive attack. While the entire defense played well, Julia Kelderman ’05 received Ivy recognition for her strong play against the Lions. Though Kelderman does not boast “a lot of stats,” Norris emphasized Kelderman’s role as a silent leader and a key transitional player in starting “a lot of our attacks.” “The defense has done a good job of keeping the ball up past the 50-yard line. They are stepping up and intercepting the ball if they are open and putting it back in the circle,” said CoCaptain Lizzie Buza ’04. “On offense, if we see the defense make an awesome stop, it gets everyone going, and makes the offense want to work harder.” Also stepping up on Saturday was Co-Captain Laurel Pierpont ’04, who leads Brown in shots on goal. After pummeling the Columbia defense for 60 minutes, Pierpont finally broke through following a missed attempt on a corner, scoring on the rebound. While the Bears continue to struggle with putting the ball in the goal, Norris is not worried about her offensive attack. “I am not concerned at all — when we break out we are going to really break out. … If you win 1-0 or 5-0, it’s still a win,” Norris said. On Wednesday against

Fairfield University the Bears won 3-1, in what the team hopes is a harbinger of future offensive success. “In our past few games the attack has not necessarily been weak, but we have not had good shots on goal or goals,” Buza said. “(Against Fairfield) we totally dominated on the attack. In fact, we should have had a lot more. There were a few shots where they made really good defensive saves behind the keeper.” Coming up big for the Bears on offense was Molly Carleton ’04, who notched two goals, and Pierpont who continued her strong offensive play. “We moved the ball real well, kept the ball on the right side,” Norris said. “Overall, fitter, faster, better team.” While the last two wins have not been against top-ranked opponents, it was important for Bruno to regain the confidence that gave it big wins over Dartmouth and then-ranked Boston University — especially as the Bears prepare for No. 11 Princeton on Saturday. This is a task Buza said she and her teammates believe they are more than prepared for, not just because of recent play but because of a renewed confidence and enjoyment in practice. “Everyone is hustling. There are smiles on peoples’ faces. We are passing better and are enjoying a better level of play which is due to confidence and having fun,” Buza said. Of course against Princeton it

will take more than a smile to defeat the Tigers. The match against Princeton will directly challenge Brown’s ability to score as the Tigers’ freshman goalie Allison Nemeth has allowed only five goals in her eight games played. “It is a credit to her defense in front of her,” Norris said. “We have seen Princeton play and they are vulnerable in different positions. They are ahead of us in the Ivy League and so we have nothing to lose as we are at home.” For Brown to win, Buza said she believes the team must continue to work together and concentrate on beating Princeton to the ball, a feat it was unable to accomplish last year, as the Tigers pounded the Bears 9-1. Yet, Buza stressed the Bears will not buy into the Princeton equals Ivy title attitude. “Mentally, we must overcome the talk and not be intimidated,” Buza said. “It is our field and we can definitely handle Princeton.” The Bears will get their opportunity on Saturday at noon on Warner Roof. Herald staff writer Maggie Haskins ’04 edits the sports section. She can be reached at mhaskins@browndailyherald.com.

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Volleyball continued from page 16 team were not far behind their older and more experienced counterparts, showing great promise through the performances of middle hitter, Liz Cvitan ’07, and outside hitter Baldwin. Cvitan, already gaining a lot of playing time as a firstyear, attained double digits with 12 kills along with her six blocks during the game. The loss also didn’t stop the young Baldwin from performing five blocks and leading the team on attack percentage with .474 through her 11 kills. Against the Quakers, Kuchenbecker had another great performance, leading the Brown offense with 11 kills. Not far behind was Elvina Kung ’05, leading the defense with 14 digs. These performances were not enough to outplay the two-time defending champions on the Quaker turf the day following the game against the Tigers. Digging themselves an early hole by losing the first set, followed by poor hitting in the second and third ,cost them dearly with a loss. The tired Bears walked away losing 25-30, 14-30 and 22-30. Despite being swept by Penn, the Bears remain optimistic about their upcoming games. “I

These performances were not enough to outplay the two-time defending champions on the Quaker turf the day following the game against the Tigers. Digging themselves an early hole by losing the first set, followed by poor hitting in the second and third, cost them dearly with a loss. believe our team is ready to take the next step,” Kuchenbecker said, “and by the next step, I mean winning.” The real test lies Friday, when the Bears travel to battle Cornell for their fourth game in the Ivy season. It is their chance to dig themselves out of the 0-3 Ivy count and mark a W for their record.

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W. xc continued from page 16 said. “Going up and down hills makes it feel like real cross country,” Ware said. “We have a lot of physical strength on our team and that will help going up the hills.” Wemple also expects big things from Cambruzzi, who had a breakthrough meet. Initially expecting to run in the J.V. race, Cambruzzi was bumped up to varsity when teammate Meredith Crocker ’05 was held out with an injury. Wemple said the race was a great opportunity for Cambruzzi to establish herself, which she did. “Caci was adamant about her ability to be a top seven runner,” Wemple said. “It was a big step up for her and it has to do with her viewing herself as a runner in a

Red Sox continued from page 16 hitting Karim Garcia in the back and continued when Roger Clemens threw high to Manny Ramirez. “I think everybody got through

much more positive light.” Cambruzzi’s confidence in herself is not unlike the team’s own outlook. With every race, the team is gaining more confidence. “The team is running well, having fun and having a good time on race days and that is paying off,” Ware said. During the next few weeks before the Heptagonal Championships, the team will work on everything from hills to endurance building to speed. Wemple expects the Bears to finish as high as third at the championship meet, with their closest competition expected to come from Yale. The Bears will compete at the Heptagonal Championships Oct. 31 at Van Cortlandt Park in New York City. Herald staff writer Melissa Perlman ’04 covers women’s cross country. She can be reached at mperlman@browndailyherald.com.

the emotions of that last appearance on both sides,” Boston catcher Jason Varitek said. “We have done a good job of returning to baseball. Both pitchers settled down after that. I don’t expect anything else. I expect Pedro to compete like he always does. I expect Roger to do the same.”

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EDITORIAL/LETTERS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2003 · PAGE 14 S T A F F

E D I T O R I A L

Not quite UCS almost got it right. After the recent listserv debacle, in which the Council awarded the Queer Alliance access to its e-mail list without consulting pre-existing rules, members admitted fault and tried to clean up their acts at Wednesday’s meeting. Then, there was a lapse in judgement. Even though UCS went by the book in approving a request by conservatives at Brown to use the listserv and set a wise future policy that allows groups to include announcements in UCS’ periodic e-mail bulletins, the Council erred in approving a misleading e-mail. Within three hours of the meeting’s close, The Herald had already received over half a dozen calls from students who had mistakenly signed themselves up for an ad to run in the paper. The e-mail approved by UCS includes an option to register as a supporter of the conservative and classical liberal community at Brown “by visiting the web address below.” Many students, thinking they could visit the site to learn more about the group, were surprised to find that clicking on the link automatically registered them to be included in a Herald ad declaring their support for conservatives. How could the UCS Communications Committee have let this slide? When consulted about the link last night, the Committee Chair Tim Bentley ’04 responded, “What’s the problem with that?” Although UCS acted to fix the problem, putting up an additional face page and e-mailing all students who had signed up to see if they wanted to be on the list, the incident suggests the Council is still not conducting its listserv operations thoroughly enough. Maybe they should spend less time squabbling about semantics and more time looking at other aspects of the notices they send out. Nice effort guys. Maybe next time. SHANE WILKERSON

Quantifying college Considering Brown’s habitually abysmal placement, it’s no surprise how much we love bashing the U.S. News and World Report’s annual college rankings. But our defensive motives don’t mean we’re wrong. Quantifying the elements of a successful school is a misguided and irresponsible venture, no matter how many magazines it sells. The number of students a school turns down and the board scores of the ones it admits are easy ones to calculate. But education is not a numbers game. The reasons to apply to an institution and the reasons why that institution succeeds have to do with far more intangible factors than any rankings system can ever admit. This is precisely the reason The Atlantic Monthly created its new college ranking system, if we believe its representatives. The Atlantic claims its simplified system exposes the flaws in college ranking systems. But rather than functioning as an exposé, their rankings have only heightened the college-measuring frenzy — most notably in the New York Times’ literal-minded interpretation. Regardless of the Atlantic’s intentions, their rankings have only exacerbated the problem — despite the fact that it placed Brown at number nine. Ultimately, considering the stakes of the college admission process, any system that reduces institutions to numbers is a blow to the notion of a liberal education.

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LETTERS ResLife will help students find cheap, efficient off-campus storage

Student should be consulted in continuing U. cuts

To the Editor:

Re: “U. plans to eliminate on-campus storage,” Oct. 14.This move to eliminate on-campus storage was not the first nor should we expect it to be the last cut to affect students. From the decision to cut financial aid last spring to the overly expensive textbooks, the fiasco over Brown Outdoor Leadership Training, the packing of freshmen units and now the elimination of storage, it seems more and more that certain departments within the administration are simply not thinking about the students. Brown does not exist solely to perpetuate itself; our participation as students is of vital centrality to our mission. Even when financial difficulty requires cutbacks, it is only fair that we get some sort of a voice in the decision making process.

Re: “U. plans to eliminate on-campus storage,” Oct. 14. The Residential Council was approached last spring by the Office of Residential Life to discuss the phase out of on-campus storage as it had been practiced and to replace this with a system utilizing off-campus storage. The Office of Residential Life is actively engaged in securing the resources of local storage companies who would pick up and deliver back students’ personal belongings for a set fee. In addition, the Office of Residential Life will underwrite a portion of this fee in an effort to keep costs as low as possible. It is the goal of the Office of Residential Life to make the storing of students’ personal belongings as efficient and cost effective as possible. To that end, I will be working closely with the Residential Council on the swift implementation of this plan. Thank you again for your consideration. I encourage you to call the Office of Residential Life with any questions or concerns.

To the Editor:

James DeBoer ’05 The Brown Greens Oct. 15

Rich Bova Director of Housing Office of Residential Life Oct. 15

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OPINIONS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2003 · PAGE 15

Where’s your helmet? Brown students should take care of themselves, as well as the world THIS IS AN INTERVENTION. I AM knee and two torn ligaments in my leg, it talking to you, Average Brown Student. I could have been much worse. Proof of this have watched your behavior for far too lay in my silver Giro helmet — it was long and I cannot stand for your reckless- cracked in half. Mine is one of countless similar stories. ness anymore. True, the message I hope to Just last week, days after impart to you does not regard telling one of my friends this a sexy, exciting issue, and it RACHEL story, her own friend suffered may not be one you have MARSHALL serious head injuries from a taken seriously since fifth THE MARSHALL bike accident in which she grade. But it could be one of PLAN was not wearing a helmet. In the most important lessons most cases, bicyclists are not you ever learn. I should know as fortunate — over 90 percent — what I am about to chastise of accidents involving bicycles and cars you about has, in fact, saved my life. Anyone who has ridden in a car with me result in deaths. I therefore have difficulty understanding or walked beside me on Thayer knows how infuriated I become whenever someone — why Brown students do not wear helmets. usually a Brown student — rides by on a Why do they not take the threat of injury or bicycle, eyes darting in every direction and death seriously? Many people claim they head nearly always uncovered. Inevitably, are cautious while on their bikes, but, from I catch up with the guilty bicyclist as he or what I have seen, this is simply false. In the she skirts between cars, and shout, “Hey Past week alone, I have seen students smoking and talking on cell phones while you, where’s your helmet?” When I was 14, I was hit by a car. As I on bicycles, not to mention the countless was riding my bike to my summer job, I students who seem to be asleep as they faced a busy intersection with a broken carelessly dodge between cars with a mere stoplight that was flashing red. After wait- glance in a random direction. Just last week, ing for 10 minutes for the traffic to dis- while driving my car, a bare-headed young perse, I deemed the intersection clear and guy on a motorcycle drove towards me, began to ride across. I saw the black jeep laughing as he stared me down and rapidly just before it hit me, and I desperately ped- approached my car head-on. Terrified, I aled faster, certain I was about to die. The began driving in reverse to avoid hitting next thing I remember, I was on the side of him because he appeared to think the whole thing was a joke. At the last moment, the road, surrounded by strangers. I was lucky. Though I was on crutches when he was just a few inches from my car, for three months due to a fracture on my he jerked to the left and snickered as I sat there shaking. But the point is that no matter how cauRachel Marshall ’04 admits to being an tious you purport to be, accidents are by idealist, especially when it comes to the definition unpredictable. Bicycle head Cubs.

Focusing on issues as seemingly trivial as bike helmets may rank low on a list of priorities that includes saving the world. But in order to take care of others, we must first look out for ourselves. injuries account for almost 70,000 emergency room cases each year, and there is no telling when an accident will happen. Wearing a helmet is an easy precaution that dramatically improves your chances of avoiding life-threatening injuries. If each bicyclist were to wear a helmet when riding, we could save one person from dying each day and we could prevent one brain injury every four minutes. The problem is that Brown students, like many students, have brains but no sense. Though we use our liberal leanings to support government protectionism — such as gun control — many of us apparently fail to protect ourselves in our own lives. This is apparent in a variety of areas — many Brown students campaign to prevent diseases, yet many of these same individuals smoke heavily and place themselves at risk of lung cancer. I am not saying Brown students should abandon these worthy social causes — of course, it is better to smoke and fight against disease than to not smoke and not fight against disease. Yet it is time for Brown students to look inwards and take care of ourselves as well as the world. One example of the way in which Brown students tend to ignore their own needs while working to effect social

change is the new program, Critical Mass. While driving in my car a few weeks ago, I faced several dozen people on bicycles ahead of me, blocking the road. Only a few of these bicyclists were wearing helmets. As I stopped at a red light, several pedaled over to my car and handed me a flyer titled “The Critical Mass,” a campaign to encourage people to rely less on cars and more on bicycles. The handout listed many valid points, including the environmental damage cars cause and the traffic that results from too many cars on the road, but it also included a statement that bikes don’t kill. Except that bikes do kill people: about 1,300 people a year. Encouraging people to avoid driving is a valid goal, but it should be coupled with an emphasis on safety when riding a bike. I may never succeed in getting Brown students to protect themselves as much as they strive to protect others. Focusing on issues as seemingly trivial as bike helmets may rank low on a list of priorities that includes saving the world. But in order to take care of others, we must first look out for ourselves. It may not be a romantic notion, but it rings true nonetheless. Because without a touch of pragmatism, our idealism will not get us far.

Chicago — second to none From the pizza to the parades, the Windy City is good enough to take on Florida, Boston or New York I HAVE TO MAKE A CASE FOR CHICAGO. consistently gets some of the best draft The Cubs’ playoff run has cast the spot- pick numbers, picks good players and light on a city that has been playing sec- then trades them away or injures them in ond fiddle since well before 1908, the last order to keep the underdog persona alive. The last time they were in the time the Cubbies won a chamSuper Bowl (1985) I was barepionship. As a Chicagoan, I ly alive. feel it is my moral duty to Chicago has another basedefend my hometown. ball team that has been able Recently it has come to my to avoid winning the World attention that the highly east Series since 1917. This team is coast centered population of the Chicago White Sox, which Brown knows little about I would call simply the Sox, Chicago and, to my horror, but here at Brown I was quickdidn’t realize they were missly corrected. ing out on such an amazing JANE URBAN And then there are the city. Bulls, a basketball team that Why is Chicago forgotten? THE URBAN SLANT tasted the sweet nectar of triWhat makes the city a loser umph, and once without the in the big city race? grace of the gods of the game, Like the number of licks to the center of the tootsie roll pop, it’s promptly threw up. Now Chicagoans wonder if the Bulls can achieve a season something we may never know. Chicago is an underdog, the city that with at least 10 wins when they once often gets lost between the coasts in that boasted of a season with only 10 losses. vast amorphous blob that is the Midwest. Ah, the underdog reality of Chicago. But there is more to Chicago than No one knows exactly where it is, how big it is and why on earth it’s called the meets the eye — its underdog status does not leave Chicago underground and for“windy city.” When it comes to sports, Chicago takes gotten. As a Chicagoan, I feel it necessary to the cake for underdogocity (yeah, that’s a word now, deal with it). I’m not just talk- set the record straight. Chicago may ing about the Cubs, as they are probably never have the most successful sports synonymous with Chicago for any base- teams in the history of cities, but it makes ball fan right now. Chicago gets the illus- up for that arguable weakness in any number of areas. trious title of underdog, with honors. Chicago is called the “windy city” not Chicago has “Da Bears,” a team that because of the wind but because of all the big talking chatterbox politicians who live Jane Urban ’07 urges you to hug a there. The verdict is still out on the actual Chicagoan today.

story, but many historians say the term was coined in Chicago’s bid for the 1893 World’s Fair, when Charles Dana of a New York magazine tried to deface Chicago’s campaign by telling the fair organizers not to listen to that “windy city,” as he thought Chicago was full of hot air. Just so you know, Chicago beat New York to host the fair — how ’bout them apples, huh? Chicago is steel and concrete in almost biblical proportions as the Sears Tower and the Hancock building scrape its sky. The Sears Tower may no longer hold the record for tallest building in all categories, but it’s still the tallest public space, as those cheaters in Malaysia put up skinny little towers on top of their building to win. Chicago is pizzas deeper than your jaw can open. No one folds pizza in Chicago — it’s simply not possible. No one eats steak without an appetite — it’s wasteful. Chicago is that flat “A,” but with the accent comes the mafia and the coolest most corrupt government ever to run a city. Chicago is the home of the phrase, “vote early, vote often,” as hundreds rose from their graves to vote in past presidential elections. Chicago can put Cianci to shame with its long-standing tradition of money-laundering, favoritism and illegal deals. No other city has a mayor who is so corrupt he never gets in trouble, rules the city like clockwork and always wins elections with an overwhelming majority. Mayor Richard M. Daley can tear down airports overnight, as he did this past summer, under the guise of “homeland

security risks,” because he thought a park would be nicer there. But yet, this system works so seamlessly that Chicago teaches us an important lesson: Sometimes corruption is the way to go. Chicago does St. Patrick’s Day right by dyeing the Chicago River green and parading the mayor in a boat under all the bridges that cross it. Chicago is a breeze to navigate, thanks to that famous fire of 1871. (Ever sing that stupid song about Mrs. O’Leary’s cow? Well, the cow’s to blame for all of Chicago burning to the ground in one fell swoop.) All the streets are numbered, labeled and perpendicular. This concept seems to have been lost to most of the East Coast. But Chicago makes up for its easy navigation by making pedestrian crossing unsuitable for the faint of heart. Most importantly, at least to some bean counters out there, Chicago has often been called the “second city” as its population normally makes it second only to New York. To set the record straight, Chicago does officially rank third in population with 2.9 million behind Los Angeles, with 3.6 million, but as so many people had no idea that any city west of the Appalachians and east of the Rockies was all that large, I feel it necessary to point it out. And perhaps the point that will drive the most people mad — Chicago says pop, not soda, not soda pop, not soft drink. Pop. Chicago is that underdog complex incarnate, that “Oh yeah? Well, have a piece of this!” So that’s why the underdog city needs its defense. Case closed.

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SPORTS THURSDAY OCTOBER 16, 2003 · PAGE 16

W. XC takes home the New England Championships

Garciaparra back on track

BY MELISSA PERLMAN

Although their inconsistency cost them another loss against the Tigers, both veteran and rookie players on the Brown team offered highlighted performances during the game. Kim Highlund ’04, one of the team’s defensive specialists, revealed her claws throughout the Princeton match by accomplishing 19 digs, which now places her in the fifth spot on the Brown all-time career digs list. She needs only 32 more digs to reach the 1,000 mark. Highlund, one of the cocaptains, shows she still has what it takes to be at the top. Unsurprisingly, outside hitter Kuchenbecker, also showing her Bear claws, obtained another double-double with 10 kills and 15 digs to follow her four aces and three blocks. Not to be out-shown, setter Leigh Martin ’06 executed her first double-double of the year with 51 assists and 13 digs, and Laura Gibbs ’06 documented her own double-digit performance with 13 kills and five blocks. The rookies of the Brown volleyball

slump that gripped him for two months, Boston Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra finally was able to get loose Wednesday in Game 6 of the American League Championship Series. As he moved, so did an entire team – away from the edge of elimination. Garciaparra went 4-for-5 with a triple and two runs scored in the Red Sox’s 9-6 victory over the New York Yankees. He had two hits in the series before doubling that amount. “All I’ve done is go up there the same as I have been,” he said. Garciaparra was 0-for-11 before poking a single into right field in the first inning. He also singled in the fifth, tripled to leftcenter field in the seventh – scoring on a wild throw from Hideki Matsui – and reached on an infield hit in the eighth. “It was good for him and it was good for us,” Red Sox Manager Grady Little said. “This guy is certainly capable of doing this any day he steps on the field. “You know it’s going to happen sooner or later, and tonight it happened.” Garciaparra was batting .323 in August, but he hit .170 in September. His struggles continued in the AL Division Series, leaving his playoff average at .205 before Wednesday night. “I get a lot of confidence and a lot of support from my teammates,” he said. “They’re just like, ‘Hey, go out there, keep doing what you’re doing, keep going.’ There’s a lot of prayer going out there and a lot of support.” Game 6 won’t be remembered for the quality of its starting pitching. Boston’s John Burkett couldn’t get through the fourth inning, and New York left-hander Andy Pettitte was done after the fifth. When the Red Sox rallied to take the lead in the seventh, they kept Pettitte from notching his 13th postseason victory and tying John Smoltz for first place on baseball’s all-time list. A free agent after the season, Pettitte had won six consecutive ALCS starts since his only loss in October 1998 against the Cleveland Indians. Pettitte won Game 2 despite allowing six hits and a walk in the first two innings. And he left with the lead Wednesday after falling behind, 4-1, but Jose Contreras couldn’t hold it. “Andy battled. That’s what he’s made of,” said Torre, who removed Pettitte after 92 pitches. “I just felt it was time to make a change and go with Jose.” Jason Giambi hit his first postseason home run in the first inning, but it wasn’t a true indicator that his slump had lifted. Giambi went 1-for-5 with three consecutive strikeouts, lowering his playoff average to .216. He’s 4-for-21 with one RBI in this series. He struck out to end a four-run fourth inning, stranding two runners. He also struck out in the sixth with runners on second and third with one out. The Yankees didn’t score, and soon their 6-4 lead was gone. “The way we got started with the home run the first time up, I know that had to relax him somewhat,” Torre said. “But he came up with a couple opportunities and battled, battled, battled. He’s struggling right now. “He’s a pro, but it doesn’t keep you from trying a little bit too hard.” Neither team seems worried about a recurrence Thursday of the Game 3 tantrums that began with Pedro Martinez

see VOLLEYBALL, page 12

see RED SOX, page 13

The women’s cross country team made history last weekend by winning the New England Championships for the first time. Competing at Boston’s Franklin Park, the Bears scored 105 points on their way to defeating 40 teams, including runner-up Middlebury College and third-place finisher Trinity College. Brown’s victory, while exciting, “must be taken with a grain of salt,” Coach Rick Wemple said. Top New England teams like Providence College, Boston College and Yale did not run their top squads at the meet — instead resting for the upcoming Pre-National meet. Brown will not be attending the Iowa meet. Wemple, who was expecting a secondplace finish for the Bears at best, was initially not impressed with the race. Not seeing many Brown athletes in the front portion of the 287-runner race, Wemple assumed the Bears were running on pace for an average finish. “I thought they were too far back after the mile and two-mile marks,” Wemple said. “There were so many teams represented in the first 20 women that I couldn’t get a good grasp.” Wemple, however, was “pleasantly surprised” when the meet results declared Brown the winner. The Bears were led by Anya Davidson ’06, who finished in 10th overall with a time of 18:12. Davidson, described as a “true distance runner” by Wemple, paced herself well and gradually moved up through the five-kilometer race. At the mile mark Davidson was in the 20- to 25place range, but moved up within the top 10 at the finish. “I was hoping to have a good race because there are so few in the season and I’d already missed one,” Davidson said. “I tend to do better toward the end of the season because it takes me a while to get into the groove of running. I feel more confident as the season goes on.” Davidson was followed by Anna Willard ’06 in 15th place with a time of 18:17. Willard has been one of the most consistent Bears, finishing first or second for Brown all season. Rachel Kitson ’05, Caci Cambruzzi ’04 and Julie Komosinski ’05 all rounded out Brown’s top five, placing 23rd, 24th and 36th. Komosinski’s time of 18:40 was only 28 seconds off of Davidson’s. In the junior varsity race, which was held earlier in the day, Annie Hatch ’06 sprinted to a first-place finish. Her time of 18:41 re-established her as a varsity runner, according to Wemple. “She had to prove she was back to top form (after a stress fracture in the spring) and she’s back,” he said. Hatch was followed by a string of Brown runners including Michol Monaghan ’07, Heather Driscoll ’07, Jilane Rodgers ’06 and Katherine Kosub ’04. The Bears won the junior varsity race with a near perfect 16 points. A perfect score is 15 points. “We have a very deep team,” Wemple said. “We can count on people to step up. Even when someone has a bad day, we have enough women that can be top finishers.” Wemple expects the top seven to switch around in the next few meets because of the close proximity of his athletes. Captain Kristin Ware ’04 and Emma Sarro ’05, who finished 49th and 57th, will be big factors at the Ivy League Championship because of their success on hilly courses, Wemple see W. XC, page 13

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Laurel Pierpont ’04 attacked Columbia’s net and earned her the game’s only goal.

Field hockey shuts out Columbia 1-0, takes care of Fairfield 3-1 BY MAGGIE HASKINS

Following a rough week, the Brown field hockey team (7-4, 2-1 Ivy League) hit the Big Apple last weekend to take on Columbia (1-11, 0-3 Ivy League). Though the Bears only won 1-0, the team dominated from the start and returned to the form that reeled off five straight victories earlier in the season. Brown continued to build on its renewed defense and offensive efforts with another strong win over Fairfield on Wednesday, a game that was a far cry from Bruno’s efforts vs. Northeastern and the latter stages of

the Boston College game. “We had to learn a hard lesson that you have to clean up a lot of things before you can compete with the top teams,” said Head Coach Carolan Norris. “Against Northeastern we got down 3-0 and finally started to play. Against BC we just couldn’t finish the game. I think those losses sparked a little fire in us.” The fire was evident from the start of both contests. On Saturday the Bears dominated from the initial see FIELD HOCKEY, page 11

Unforced errors hurt volleyball against Princeton and UPenn BY ZANETA BALANTAC

The Brown women’s volleyball team (1-10, 0-3 Ivy League) once again swallowed two hard losses against the Princeton Tigers and the undefeated University of Pennsylvania Quakers as they returned home last weekend. Bruno wasn’t able to gather enough momentum to outplay the Tigers, despite a brilliant comeback win of 3028 during the third set of the game. The Bears walked off the Princeton court losing 25-30, 18-30, 30-28, and 23-30. “We played well overall but we had too many unforced errors,” Rikki Baldwin ’07 said. Naturally, this being a rebuilding year for the Bears, errors are to be expected both offensively and defensively on the court. “Our main issue right now is that we’re not as consistent as we need to be to be winning. We give too many points (away) as a team based on our errors alone. Our next step will be making fewer errors and having the other team really battle with us,” said Karalyn Kuchenbecker ’06, one of the team’s most promising young players,