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UN needs “worldclass force,” says former official BY JONATHAN ELLIS

Former United Nations Undersecretary General Sir Brian Urquhart admitted he had a difficult task Monday afternoon: to deliver a lecture encompassing the history and future of the United Nations without running past midnight. With President George W. Bush’s administration promoting a doctrine of preemptive war, terrorist organizations posing imminent threats and many observers considering the United Nations obsolete, Urquhart wondered aloud what direction the world should take now. “The U.N. is going to have to shape up and get into the 21st century, in which it is not at the moment,” he said. “The (U.N.) Security Council is kind of a museum piece with the British and the French as worldclass powers.” Urquhart did praise the U.N. charter as a flexible document “that’s extremely useful in an untidy world.” But he said neither a stronger United Nations nor a “Pax Americana” — a U.S.-imposed world peace — would be enough to solve today’s global problems. The United Nations needs a “world-class force” available for rapid deployment, Urquhart said. “(U.N. Secretary-General Kofi) Annan has no force to keep peace in Iraq, so it has to be kept by the coalition,” whose troops are now targets of attacks, he said. But the United Nations can often be blamed, he said. “It’s one of the great ironies of the English language that the initials of ‘secretary-general’ are S.G. — which are also the initials of ‘scapegoat,’” he said. Diplomacy can stall because “diplomats dilly-dally around the subject, present halfbaked ideas (and) try to avoid the issue,” Urquhart said. But bold action can backfire, he added. “Unilateral preventive wars will create more, not less, insecurity,” he said. Urquhart did not fully blame the Bush administration for intervening in Iraq without U.N. support. “It’s a great deal of fun to constantly blame George Bush and his people, but they do have a point — something needs to be done” about the United Nations, he said. The world faces new dangers, he said. “We’re now dealing with the possibility of nuclear proliferation in the hands of private people who have no concern about the Security Council,” he said. “I think we have to think in very scary terms about what could happen.” Urquhart said the best way to effect change in the United Nations is through public pressure on governments and diplomats. Urquhart also spoke about Thursday’s bombings in Madrid in response to a question from the audience. see URQUHART, page 4

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Laleh Ispahani, director of the American Civil Liberties Union’s Voting Rights Project, argued against state policies that deny felons and ex-felons the right to vote at a Monday night lecture.

ACLU representative says felons deserve voting rights BY STEPHANIE CLARK

Felons across the country are unfairly denied the right to vote, said Laleh Ispahani, director of the American Civil Liberties Union’s Voting Rights Project and leader of Right to Vote: A National Campaign to End Felony Disenfranchisement. Maine and Vermont are the only states that don’t take away any of criminals’ voting rights, while 14 states permanently disenfranchise felons and exfelons, Ispahani said in a lecture Monday night. She called the nation a “crazy quilt” of policies, with state laws ranging from immediate restoration of the right to vote upon release from prison to permanent disenfranchisement. The issue is particular to the United States, according to Ispahani. “We entered the 21st century with possibly the most restrictive disenfranchisement policy in the world,” she said. In Germany, felons are disenfranchised for five years if they have committed “serious legislative offenses.” And in Finland and New Zealand, disenfranchisement is limited to those caught buying or selling votes, and even then, it lasts for only two years, she said. An Israeli court ruling stated that denying felons the right to vote would hurt not the felon but the voting system, Ispahani said. As a result, there are now polling stations set up inside Israeli prisons. Ispahani said state laws disenfranchising felons and ex-felons are a seri-

ous threat to American democracy. The current policies are “truly criminal,” said Ispahani. “We’re effectively telling people, ‘Welcome back, pay taxes, don’t vote.’” She cited disorganization and red tape as other factors making it especially difficult for ex-convicts to vote. “Some

Laptop thief found, arrested in Barus and Holley Friday afternoon campus news, page 3

Rachel Lauter ’06 says Brown isn’t addressing the very real problem of sophomore slump column, page 7

see ISPAHANI, page 4

Simmons to help with search for new president of alma mater Dillard U. Dillard University is getting a little bit of help from one of its most famous alums — President Ruth Simmons. Simmons, who graduated from the university in 1967, is serving an advisory role in Dillard’s search for its new president. Dillard’s former president, Michael Lomax, left after a seven-year tenure to run the United Negro College Fund. The UNCF recruited Lomax partly because of his fundraising successes at Dillard, according to the New Orleans Times-Picayune. Dillard has chosen an interim president until a permanent replacement is found to fill the role. Simmons said she feels the interim appointment is indicative of the amount of time and consideration the university will devote to finding the best possible president. “My hope is that they’ll take their time,” she told The Herald. Simmons said Dillard is a small

institution that lacks many of the resources Brown has. “I had the opportunity to go to college because a small college gave me a scholarship, and I’m very attached to it,” she said. Simmons said there are no plans for her to visit the school during the search process. Instead, she will offer advice about candidates and procedure by phone. Simmons said her role will remain strictly advisory because she feels her schedule does not allow for a greater commitment. “I made it clear that I don’t see myself as being very involved with the search committee and that I don’t need to be,” she said. “Certainly, when I retire from Brown, I’d love to have more time to help (Dillard) out,” Simmons added. “It means a lot to me as my undergraduate college.” — Leslie Kaufmann

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I N S I D E T U E S D AY, M A RC H 1 6 , 2 0 0 4 Flasher marks Rock with indecent exposure in two Sunday night incidents campus news, page 3

states require a state-issued ID to vote, ... and they cost money. Many ex-felons don’t have an extra $20 or $30 to get an ID so they can vote,” she said. There are strong racial overtones in the issue of felony disenfranchisement,

The Boy Scouts are being unfairly persecuted, writes Laura Martin ’06 column, page 7

M. lacrosse improves record by defeating Fairfield University in weekend match sports, page 8

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THIS MORNING TUESDAY, MARCH 16, 2004 · PAGE 2 Coup de Grace Grace Farris

TO D AY ’ S E V E N TS ETHNIC POLARIZATION, POTENTIAL CONFLICT AND CIVIL WARS 4 p.m. (Robinson Hall, Room 301) — José García Montalvo, associate professor of economics at the Universitat Pompeu Fabra and research professor at the Valencian Institute for Economic Analysis.

AGRICULTURAL DEVELOPMENT, NON-FARM GROWTH AND RURAL INEQUALITY: INDIA 1970-2000 4 p.m. (McKinney Conference Room, Watson Institute) — Andrew Foster, chair of the Economics Department. Presented by the Global Ethics Seminar Series.

Four Years Eddie Ahn

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Nepotism controversy pushes former Providence superintendent Lam from NYC post BY KIRA LESLEY

Former Providence school chief Diana Lam resigned from her position as deputy chancellor of the New York City schools last week amid charges of nepotism. Lam, who served as superintendent of the Providence Public School District before going to New York, resigned March 8 after a city investigators’ report accused her of securing her husband a job in the schools without the required conflict-of-interest clearance. The report, issued March 5 by Special Commissioner of Investigation for the New York City schools Richard Condon, concluded Lam had helped place her husband in a supervisory job in the Bronx. When school officials determined his job placement was inappropriate, he was moved to a teaching job at a small Bronx high school, the report stated. At no time did Lam seek required clearance from the Conflicts of Interest Board, according to the New York Times. Several hours after Condon’s report was issued, Chancellor Joel Klein issued a statement defending Lam’s abilities and “her continued efforts to provide New York City’s 1.1 million public school children with the education that they need and deserve.” But after Lam announced her resignation, Klein issued a second, terse statement saying that he had asked Lam to leave. Lam had been a controversial player in Bloomberg’s reorganization of the New York Department of see LAM, page 5

Library flasher still on the loose A quiet evening at the Rockefeller Library took an unexpected turn Sunday night after a man wandering the basement stacks exposed himself to two female students. The first incident occurred at about 10 p.m., according to Michelle Nuey, assistant manager of special services for the Department of Public Safety. Police did not apprehend the suspect, who left the library before police arrived and is not believed to be affiliated with the University, Nuey said. Laura Kavazanjian ’06 said she was studying on the basement level when a man who looked about 30 years old approached her and asked if she smoked. She replied that she did not, and he walked away, asking other people in the area the same question. Kavazanjian said the man returned about 10 minutes later. When he squatted to retrieve a book from the shelf facing her, Kavazanjian said she realized he wasn’t wearing any underwear, she said, “and everything was exposed. “My initial reaction was, ‘Oh, this poor man, he doesn’t realize what he’s doing. He needs to get some under-

wear.’ I didn’t look back at him,” Kavazanjian said. Kavazanjian simply faced the wall and continued doing her homework, she said. It was only a few minutes later, when a police officer approached her to ask about any “interesting interactions,” that she realized she’d been intentionally flashed. The man also exposed himself to another female library patron, who reported the incident to Brown Police. In both instances, the perpetrator was wearing blue soccer-type shorts and carrying a light-colored backpack, Nuey said. The suspect is a clean-shaven male, about 5 feet, 6 inches tall, 25 to 30 years old, with short, light hair, Nuey said. He was carrying a light-colored backpack at the time and has two large tattoos on one of his calves, she added. The suspect, who was observed on the A level of the Rock, was not apprehended, Nuey said. DPS is investigating the incidents. — Herald staff reports

Man caught in Barus and Holley with stolen laptop A professor’s tip led to the arrest of a man in possession of a stolen laptop computer Friday afternoon. The suspect “was first identified as a suspicious person in a lab by a professor,” said Michelle Nuey, assistant special services manager for the Department of Public Safety. Nuey identified neither the suspect nor the professor. The professor asked the suspect what he was doing in Barus and Holley, according to Nuey. The suspect’s answer was suspicious, she said. The professor then noticed the suspect had a gray laptop and asked for his identification, Nuey said. At this point, the suspect attempted to flee the area, she said. DPS was notified, apprehended the man and turned

him over to Providence Police Department, Nuey said. The suspect had an outstanding PPD warrant, she added. The owner of the laptop, a RISD student, has been notified of its recovery, Nuey said. Andrew Del Donno ’06 told The Herald he saw DPS officers leading the suspect away from Barus and Holley in handcuffs. The suspect did not appear to be resisting arrest, Del Donno said. Del Donno said the suspect appeared to be in his 20s or 30s. DPS is still investigating the incident, Nuey said. —Jonathan Ellis

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Ispahani said. Sixty-seven percent of the nation’s prison population is African American or Latino, and about one-third of disenfranchised felons are AfricanAmerican men. In states that have a policy of permanent disenfranchisement, 40 percent of black men will lose their right to vote at some point during their lives. But racial reasons for disenfranchisement are not new, Ispahani said. Historically, state laws have explicitly described their felony disenfranchisement policy as a way to keep African Americans from voting. New Jersey’s current policy is to deny the vote to ex-convicts on parole or probation, Ispahani said. She said 81 percent of the felons in New Jersey are minorities, compared to 13 percent of the population at large. New Jersey state officials admitted that this number was disproportionate due to racial profiling,

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she said. There are many reasons legislators use to justify these policies, Ispahani said. Some of these include maintaining the “purity of the ballot box” and preventing electoral fraud, she said. But Ispahani said a clear distinction needs to be made between different types of crimes. “There may be a reason to disenfranchise a felon convicted of electoral fraud, but it’s hard to imagine why a car thief would engage in electoral fraud,” she said. “You hear the murderer/rapist issue a lot,” she said, explaining legislators’ resistance to grant the vote to perpetrators of violent crimes. “But it’s not a criminal justice issue, it’s an issue of democracy. It’s an issue of fairness.” Ispahani said that recently people have begun showing support for the cause of restoring felons’ right to vote, and as a result, 25 states have “significantly reformed” their disenfranchisement laws in the past

Urquhart continued from page 1 “If it was al-Qaeda, it means they’ve developed a much more powerful weapon, and that is the ability to politically terrorize governments and force them to change their policies,” he said. Urquhart’s lecture was part of an ongoing program sponsored by the Thomas J. Watson Institute for International Studies that celebrates the life of Ralphe Bunche, the first person of color to receive the Nobel Peace Prize. “Ralph is the only person I know who wrote two chapters of the U.N. charter,” Urquhart said of his friend, who preceded him as under-secretary general for special political affairs. Working on the commission on Palestine, Bunche’s main proposal included an economic link between Jewish and Arab states, Urquhart said, because Bunche feared that an Israeli upper class and a Palestinian Arab lower class “could lead to tensions.” Bunche won the Nobel Prize in 1950 for negotiating a halt to the 1948-1949 Arab-Israeli war. During the negotiations, the two sides would argue by day, and Bunche would stay up each night rewriting proposals for the next

year. “Across the nation, 80 percent of Americans believe that once someone has served their time, they should be allowed to vote again,” she said. Ispahani noted societal ignorance of laws disenfranchising felons in the context of Martha Stewart’s recent conviction. A television panel was discussing Stewart’s status as a felon when someone brought up her right to vote, Ispahani said. “Can she vote? No one knew.” Lack of information is a widespread problem, Ispahani said. “Sometimes legislators don’t even know about the disenfranchisement laws of their own state,” she said. One of the most important components of the Right to Vote campaign is raising awareness of the voting policies of each state. There is a need to promote education in prisons so that prisoners will have knowledge of what to do and where to go to vote when they get out, she said. The Right to Vote campaign formed in early 2003, when

many national organizations came together to “seriously make a dent,” Ispahani told the Herald. They began by focusing on five states, chosen on the basis of their current state law and the potential for change. She said the most important message she could give would be to get involved. “Even if you do nothing else, write about it, talk about it, get people informed about it,” she said. Katherine Cummings ’06, a member of Students for a Sensible Drug Policy and one of the organizers of the event, said she felt the problem is an important one, particularly because so few people know about it. The policies of felony disenfranchisement “don’t jibe with our idea of democracy,” she said. The event, which drew a small audience to List 120, was sponsored by the Brown College Democrats, SSDP and the Third World Center as part of Democracy Awareness Week.

day’s round of talks, Urquhart said. Bunche eventually generated the only written agreement between Israel and its neighboring Arab states until the Camp David Accords nearly 30 years later, Urquhart said. After that, “anyone in trouble anywhere in the world wanted Bunche as a mediator or negotiator,” Urquhart said. Urquhart said Bunche was a strong opponent of what Bunche called “preventive war” — war to prevent future wars. Bunche also “invented the concept of peacekeeping” when the U.N. intervened in the 1956 Suez Canal crisis, Urquhart said. But Urquhart drew a sharp distinction between Bunche’s vision of peacekeeping and its recent practice. “Bunche’s peacekeeping system was supposed to keep peace between nations, not within them,” he said. That especially holds true when “thugs” commandeer a country, he added. Urquhart called U.N. efforts in Bosnia, Rwanda and Somalia “disasters” but said he was surprised there have not been more. The lecture accompanied the announcement of the winner of the Watson Institute’s Ralph Bunche U.N. Internship Award.

Elizabeth Goodfriend ’04 will work for three months in the U.N. Department of Peacekeeping Best Practices Unit. Many members of the audience could be seen scribbling pages of notes during Urquhart’s speech. Urquhart “discussed a very important topic in a very accessible manner,” said Amanda Nagai ’05. Urquhart’s first-hand knowledge of the United Nations — gleaned from his 12-year tenure as under-secretary general until his retirement in 1986 — was evident. But in the end, he said, “It’s something I’ve read so much about, I’ve forgotten the whole damn thing.” After all, he had never wanted to work there in the first place, he quipped. “I always wanted to work in the League of Nations, but unfortunately that went out of business,” he said. After a lively 90-minute speech, with content ranging from the gravely serious to the poignantly funny, Urquhart received a standing ovation from a crowded Salomon 001. Herald staff writer Jonathan Ellis ’06 can be reached at jellis@browndailyherald.com.

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NCAA continued from page 8 so don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. Finally, keep regional bias out of it if you really want to win. Yes, if you’re from Kentucky, go ahead and put the ’Cats all the way through to the Final Four, but don’t do the same for the UTEP just because you’re from El Paso. Now, on to the breakdown of this year’s tourney. St. Louis Region: In case you get confused, the committee isn’t referring to the regions by their general location, but rather by where the regional finals will be played. Kentucky, the No. 1 overall seed, will play in this region, and the committee certainly gave the ’Cats a pretty easy road to San Antonio. Yes, the Washington-UAB winner will give them a reasonably tough game in the second round, but the high seeds in this region are relatively weak. Gonzaga is good, but they just haven’t been tested enough this season to handle Georgia Tech in the Sweet 16. The Zags haven’t played a team that made the tournament since they lost to Stanford December 20. Georgia Tech is the only team that has a legit shot at stopping Kentucky in this bracket. To be honest, a Final Four comprised entirely of teams from the ACC would not surprise me — that’s how deep the conference was this year. Still, when I look at Kentucky, I just see it as a machine run by one of the best Tournament coaches of this era. Look for the ’Cats to come out of this bracket. Atlanta Region: If we were to go back to my “Survivor” analogy from before, this region would be “Survivor: All-Stars.” Honestly, the top 11 seeds in this region are all teams that could make the Sweet 16. But my favorite thing about the region is that Princeton is going to get the snot kicked out of it by Texas, a team that scores so well it won’t even have to worry about the vaunted Princeton offense. North Carolina is everyone’s sleeper pick for the Final Four at the six seed, which immediately turns me off the team. Cincinnati, coming off its

Conference USA Tournament victory, could be the team that can knock off No. 1 seed Duke, but I have a real problem picking Bob Huggins to go that far. Your best bet in this region may be to go eeny-meeny-miney-moe, but I’ll go out on a limb and pick the Blue Devils, if only for the reason that my high school has the same mascot. (Hey, sometimes it comes down to that when you’re picking among teams like these.) Phoenix Region: This bracket features two powers in Stanford and UConn, and two ACC sleepers in North Carolina State and Maryland. The NCAA wants a Stanford-UConn war to see who goes to San Antonio for the Final Four, and that’s just what they’re going to get. This entire tournament hinges on the health of UConn star Emeka Okafor. If he’s healthy, it’s tough to bet against them. If he winds up on the sidelines at any time in this tournament, there will be plenty of sullen faces. Still, against my better judgement, I’ll take the red-hot Huskies. On a side note, Vermont absolutely got jobbed, as Okafor is one of only a handful of guys in the tournament who can handle Taylor Coppenrath. I was all set to pick the Catamounts in a firstround upset, but then the committee went and matched them up with UConn. East Rutherford Region: St. Louis, Atlanta, Phoenix … East Rutherford? I don’t know what’s going on there either, but this is one doozy of a region. St. Joe’s is the number-one seed nobody is going to pick for the Final Four, and rightfully so. They’re going to be tested every step of the way, starting with their second-round match-up with the Texas TechCharlotte winner. Six-seed Wisconsin deserved a higher seed after winning the Big 10 Tournament, even though that conference was unusually weak this year. Look for one of Wisconsin, Oklahoma State, Pittsburgh or Wake Forest to come out of the grand city of East Rutherford — my money’s on Wake. Also, don’t be surprised if Manhattan beats Florida in the first round. They’re a Princeton/Gonzaga-esque team that has given opponents fits in

the tournament that nobody ever seems to talk about. So there you have it: Kentucky, Wake Forest, Duke and UConn will be headed to San Antonio for one final week’s worth of terrible puns about dancing. After all is said and done, if Emeka Okafor is healthy, UConn will be the last team standing. Of course, I might just be writing this so that you pick them, allowing me to take your money with my true, Nostradamus-like prognostications. But that’s just a chance you’ll have to take. Sports editor Chris Hatfield ’06 makes his picks shrouded in druid robes.

Dream Job continued from page 8 Jeter/Rodriguez rivalry. I wonder if chemistry is actually a strong point for a Cardinals combo that just started playing together and probably requires a bilingual third-base coach to translate, “It’s mine.” 5) Haskins: Gets credit for teaching me a little bit. Should have focused exclusively on the no-name infielder who was a walking quote machine. Received two elimination votes but hung on to fight another

Lam continued from page 3 Education. She stirred up anger for criticizing programs for gifted students, and the citywide literacy curriculum she selected drew criticism from President George W. Bush’s top advisor on reading education. She also came under fire for touting high test scores New York students had actually achieved before she took the helm of the city’s schools. As Providence superintendent, Lam spearheaded a comprehensive school reform program titled “Rekindling the

week. Next week could be judgment day without a Frank Reichlike comeback. 6) Nick Stevens (Eliminated): This guy can’t win. One minute the judges say he’s smug and corny, the next the say he’s dull. He must have slept with a producer’s wife because his performances really haven’t been that bad. Mercifully, the competition is over for Nick. 7) Kelly Milligan: I would have cut the oversized used-car salesman. I worried for his health in the summer heat. The words “on location” and Kelly Milligan should be mutually exclusive. Sit him behind a desk or his days are

Dream: A Framework for Reform in the Providence Public Schools.” The program aimed to increase student achievement, improve school infrastructure and engage parents and the community. Lam’s tenure in Providence lasted three years, until she left for New York in 2002. It was marked by critiques of her controversial management style and of her decisions to implement programs that were unpopular among some educators. Herald staff writer Kira Lesley ’07 can be reached at klesley@browndailyherald.com.

numbered. There’s only one Willard Scott. 8) Chet Anekwe (Eliminated): Might have a career in voiceovers for a perfume company but just doesn’t fit as a sportscaster. Anyone who cites statistics from spring training as a “positive sign” doesn’t understand the irrelevance of preseason sports. Tune in next week at 10 p.m. for the final six contestants, including Haskins. Herald staff writer Brett Zarda GS is covering ESPN’s “Dream Job” and can be reached at bzarda@browndailyherald.com.

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Crime alert There is some truth to the common characterization of Brown as a bubble that is immune to the problems that face most cities or, for that matter, the rest of Providence. Most students behave as though they do not live in an urban center — leaving wallets on tables and holding doors for strangers — and their behavior is supported by the relative safety of the campus. Two unrelated campus crime incidents this weekend represent the kinds of intrusions the community commonly suffers. One stranger to the campus stole a RISD student’s laptop and was later apprehended in Barus and Holley, while another exposed himself to two students in the stacks of Rockefeller Library. Neither appears to have any affiliation with the University, making it easy to attribute these incidents to what happens when the outside world gets in. This is precisely the wrong way to think about security. Brown prides itself on remaining open to the rest of Providence, and as part of the city, the University faces security problems like the rest of the city’s communities. The gates that block our view of downcity don’t physically protect us; they simply allow us to think most of the time that the laptop thefts and flashers are the worst that can happen at Brown. We admit this weekend’s incidents seem inconsequential, but we take this opportunity to remind students to be careful. We see Department of Public Safety and Providence Police patrols every day, and we walk by private security guards stationed around campus. But when we haven’t heard of a serious crime in weeks, it’s easy to forget the crime reports that sometimes flood our e-mail inboxes with alarming regularity. It was only two years ago that the severity of campus crime made arming DPS seem to be an imminent necessity. Similarly, it was only a few weeks ago that the community suffered what appears to be the latest in a series of bias-related assaults, most likely perpetrated by students, and no suspect has yet been apprehended for a violent hate crime against a Brown student in September. There are few concrete steps we as students can take to prevent these incidents, large and small, from occurring, beyond the obvious steps of locking our doors and traveling in groups. But considering the limited means of defense we can offer ourselves, cautionary words can’t be spoken often enough. It’s a dangerous world out there and, believe it or not, in here as well.

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ANDREW SHEETS

LETTERS Contrary to Herald reports, LSD is bad

Mel’s apocryphal Gospel

To the Editor:

The “Psychedelic Art Extravaganza” (“Hallucination artwork stresses connectedness, creators say,” March 12) presents a limited picture of both creative artistry and the use of psychedelic drugs. More than any other drug, a person’s mood and expectations will affect their experience using psychedelics (usually LSD or mushrooms). If people are anxious or upset, or they become anxious or upset after taking these drugs, they will probably have a bad trip. A bad trip can cause terrifying thoughts and feelings, despair, nausea, fear of losing control and fear of death. These problems are worse for people with underlying mental health problems like severe depression, schizophrenia or bipolar disorder. Fatal accidents can occur if a user hallucinates safe situations when they are actually in danger. Flashbacks of a bad trip can occur long after someone has tried psychedelics, and you can’t predict when they will happen. Finally, equating drug use with good art undermines the reality that hard work, talent and creativity are what make great artists great. I have an artist friend who creates incredible video images with psychedelic themes. You could look at his work and see the same “interconnectedness,” “mental stimulation” and “hypnotic imagery” that these artists use to describe their work. And he never uses drugs.

Stephen Beale ignores the many levels between “anti-Semitism” and “fine art” in his most recent column (“A Passion for Christ,” March 11). The movie and the uproar surrounding it frighten me precisely because of statements like Beale’s declaration that “The Passon of the Christ” is “a literal rendition of story in the Gospels.” This new two-hour Gospel According to Mel cannot encompass the complexity of the Bible. The movie gives the viewer Mel’s image of the last 12 hours of Christ, leaving no room for interpretation. No matter how you slice it, when you transport written text to film, there is some adaptation. Mel Gibson chose what to show, what not to show and how to depict events that are not explicit in the Bible. Mel took liberties that Beale should look into before he praises Gibson’s “fidelity to the original text.” If I were a religious Christian, I would be offended that my children would learn about what Beale calls the “fundamental truths about human existence” through a Hollywood star’s Cliff’s notes. The danger of “The Passion” is not in the plot, nor in any supposed anti-Semitism. This movie uses a spiritually significant story to further the idea that there is the truth (Mel’s vision) and everything else that opposes the truth. The fear of anti-Semitism is not that this movie will cause a second Holocaust, but that it will reinforce fundamental ways of thinking that feed xenophobia. There are many reasons besides “the misinformation of the mainstream press” to dislike “The Passion of the Christ.” Mr. Beale’s argument seems so polarized into this “anti-Semitic vs. fine art” binary that he doesn’t consider that it might be neither.

Frances Mantak Director of Health Education March 15

Dana Kroplick ‘06 March 12

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OPINIONS TUESDAY, MARCH 16, 2004 · PAGE 7

Bush’s scary judges

University ignores sophomore slump

GUEST COLUMN BY WILFRED CODRINGTON

GUEST COLUMN BY RACHEL LAUTER

Never before in this country will the support of ethnic minorities count for so much in a federal election. Blacks and Hispanics now constitute roughly 25 percent of the U.S. population, and these numbers will continue to increase. In order to be re-elected, President George W. Bush needs to gain support from a decent percentage of the minority voting block, at least matching the 35 percent of Hispanic voters that voted for him in 2000. So how should Bush go about courting the minority vote? The answer is to appoint minorities to important positions on the federal bench. If the traditionally underrepresented at least see faces like theirs in federal district and circuit courts, they’ll be likely to vote favorably for 43, right? By complementing minority judges with the judicial elevations of racist whites, however, Bush is doing nothing more than insulting the intelligence of the same minority population whose approval he seeks. The proof of his surface-level interest in the growing minority population is black and white, as the ideologies of right-wing extremist judicial nominees continue to encroach on the possibility of narrowing educational and socioeconomic gaps that explicitly correlate with race. According to Bush’s legal and judicial advisors, Janice RogersBrown of the California Supreme Court appears to be a wonderful candidate. If unqualified, black and female means “wonderful,” they are right. After two years of unsuccessfully seeking to get the first Hispanic judge on the Washington, D.C., court of appeals, Bush is now pursuing what would be another historical landmark — getting a judge on the bench who has earned among the most dismal rankings of any federal nominee by the American Bar Association. Numerous groups, including the ABA, have called Rogers-Brown “unqualified” for her lack of respect for established opinion and her frequent tendency to candidly interpolate personal political and philosophical views in rulings. Even her ideologically centrist colleagues have described her written opinion on affirmative action and race-related issues as a “serious distortion of history.” The old saying goes, “Make new friends, but keep the old.” Bush has done just that. In order to appease all of the ultra-conservative, anti-Roe v. Wade, corporation-favoring women, Bush has nominated old crony Priscilla Owens of the Texas Supreme Court. Through past rulings, the 48-year-old judge has shown herself to be against individual rights and partial to oil and pipeline industries. In her defense, however, Owens does have two things going for her: reputability and loyalty. Unlike Rogers-Brown, the ABA has given Owens a more favorable assessment. Also unlike RogersBrown, Owens was given nearly $9,000 in campaign contributions from ex-energy giant Enron. In a suit brought against Enron by a school district that concerned inventory evaluations for tax purposes, Owens thought it was unnecessary to recuse herself from the proceedings. Not surprisingly, she ended up ruling in favor of the defendant and contributed to the subsequent loss of revenue for the school district. This ideologue has also made clear her views on the issues of abortion, reproductive rights and privacy — she’s not a fan. It is no wonder her nomination has failed to secure a Senate cloture vote four times. Given the impartial and undeserving nature of the judicial nominees, it is not shocking that the president opted to invoke the rarely utilized power of recess appointments to slip two judges by in a six-week period. The appointments per se are not the problem; it is that Bush used recess periods to elevate judges who were having tremendous difficulty getting out of subcommittees. After failing to receive senatorial confirmation twice, granting Charles Pickering a seat on the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals on Jan. 16, the day after the birthday of Martin Luther King Jr., was a slap in the face to all concerned with civil rights. To have used the nine-day holiday recess to appoint a racially insensitive judge exhibits Bush’s true feelings about a multicultural America. Not only did Pickering use his legal training to write a law review article that illustrated methods to retain Jim Crow anti-miscegenation statutes, but after completion of law school he entered a private three-person practice with a known segregationist gubernatorial candidate. Even further, during his time on the bench in Mississippi he gave clemency to an individual who pled guilty to burning a cross on the lawn of a mixed-race couple. Because Pickering deemed it a “drunken prank,” he gave the criminal a 27month sentence instead of the seven-year required minimum. The federal judiciary is no longer, as Alexander Hamilton wrote in Federalist No. 78, the “weakest of the three departments of power.” Lifetime tenure allows for their rulings to be felt well beyond the term of any president and most congresspeople, and though recess appointments must ultimately be confirmed by the Senate, the potential election of a more conservative upper chamber presents an unknowable judicial prospect. With the possibility of three new Supreme Court vacancies next term, we must have reputable and unbiased voices as eligible arbitrators to speak out for what America stands for.

Wilfred Codrington ’05 observed his fifth-grade bedtime on his 21st birthday.

I hear so much about the “sophomore slump” that I sometimes feel the whole phenomenon is a self-fulfilling prophecy. The administration assumes sophomores are depressed, confused and angry — so we must be. The true problem with this slump, whether or not you believe in it is how the University is handling the situation. The one conclusion I can draw from the University’s response to the sophomore slump (and trust me, I have read “Sophomore: A Guide for the Second Year” cover to cover), is that the best remedy is ... wait for it ... advising. The university has decided that the best way for a sophomore to navigate the crazy world of concentrations, foreign study and internships is by sitting in an office with a sophomore dean or Randall counselor. Now, I don’t have a problem with advising as an institution, but I do have a problem with advisors who know nothing about me. Instead of spending time stressing the importance of an advisor and advising, the University should ensure sophomores have the same opportunity as students of other class years to enroll in smaller courses. Sophomore year is usually when people decide their academic interests, decide to apply for internships and map out some sort of future. There is no one better equipped to help sophomores make those decisions than faculty members who are experts in their fields. If sophomores were able to enroll in seminars, they would have an easier time creating relationships with professors who could ultimately serve as mentors and advisors. The connections I made first year in smaller urban studies and history classes have helped me avoid the classic symptoms of the sophomore slump. So many of my friends are upset, confused and stressed out. In a competitive culture like the Ivy League, we are told that

everyone should know what they want to be and have their 10-year plan drafted by age 20. But few have advisors to turn to who know them, or their academic work, well. Without the guidance of faculty members I too would be lost either in a world with 15 10-year plans, or none at all. What is Brown to do? Perhaps first-year seminars could become first and second-year seminars, or a whole new breed of seminar could be developed for sophomores. Some say that the first-year seminar program is designed so students can make close relationships with faculty members early on in their academic career. But how many freshmen know exactly what they want to study, where they are going to go abroad or know their future profession? It just so happens that a huge transformation occurs between freshman and sophomore years, and the best way to combat the depression, stress and confusion associated with sophomores would be to extend a seminar program to them. I vented my frustration to Associate Dean of the College Margaret Klawunn earlier in the semester, and I was told that there is some work being done on small sophomore course experiences. This seems like the right direction but students should know know what progress is being made. I also know that President Ruth Simmons’ Initiatives for Academic Enrichment call for more faculty appointments — I only hope sophomores get a fair share of the pie. My worry is that all the sophomores who could not get into a seminar this semester or last, and really do not know what concentration to file, will only receive superficial advice from someone who does not know them come April. Rachel Lauter ’06 says errbody in the slump get tipsy.

LAURA MARTIN

The persecution of the Boy Scouts In 2000 the Boy Scouts of America won Boy Scouts of America v. Dale, a U.S. Supreme Court case allowing the ban of homosexuals from scoutmaster positions. Lawsuits have now been filed against BSA nationwide in an effort to overturn this ruling. The most recent lawsuit, Boy Scouts v. Wyden, threatens to remove the Boy Scouts from a 15.6-acre park in San Diego, which they have leased since 1957. Balboa Park includes a pool, campsites, an archery range, an activity center and a rifle range. The Boy Scouts have invested about $5 million into the public park. The American Civil Liberties Union filed suit in 2000 on behalf of an agnostic couple and a lesbian couple. Julia Duin of the Washington Times reported, “Although neither couple had ever visited the property, both claimed the Scouts’ policies compelling boys to believe in God and shunning homosexuals made them feel excluded.” The suit also stated that the city was violating the principle of separation of church and state by allowing the organization to lease the property for a minimal fee. The BSA was officially ruled a religious organization in July 2003 by U.S. District Judge Napoleon Jones. The Boy Scouts have now filed suit against the city of San Diego, claiming the breaking of the lease violates the right to free speech and freedom of association. Included in the suit is a claim that city employees are harassing Scout leaders by photographing their vehicles and issuing excessive parking tickets. Although Jones deemed the Boy Scouts a “religious institution,” the state of Connecticut has removed the organization from its list of organizations to which state employees can make tax-deductible contributions, because the Scouts “are not a religious association.” Judge Guido Calabresi added that the Scouts will “pay a price” for their stand on God and homosexuals. Many organizations have now cut funding to BSA In Portland, United Way plans to discontinue their $150,000 per year contribution towards 53,000 innercity youths affiliated with the Boy Scouts. To date the Scouts have won in excess of 30 lawsuits challenging their right to require Scouts to believe in God, be male and not be openly homosexual. The Boy Scouts are not the only private institution to be attacked. There has been a recent boycott of Girl Scout cookies by pro-choice groups. The Lamb’s

Chapel v. Center Moriches School District case provides another example. A New York law had authorized schools to regulate after-hours use of school property, leading to a conflict when Lamb’s Chapel asked to use the facility for an after-hours religious-oriented film series on family values. The Federal Court unanimously decided that the school district was violating the First Amendment. Bush’s proposed faith-based initiatives constitute a related topic. The legislation would allow religious groups to compete with secular organizations for federal dollars, drug treatment counseling, meal assistance and other programs. It would also include broader tax deductions for citizens who make sizable donations. Bush has said, “Private and faith-based charities will be the administration’s first line of defense against poverty, addiction and homelessness.” There are numerous Christian, Muslim and Jewish organizations that fall under the requirements. Flashback to the 2000 Democratic convention. A group of Boy Scouts walks up onto the stage and is booed by an auditorium of adults on national television. BSA attorney George Davidson says, “If you’re a

Faith-based organizations get the job done. weirdo fringe loser, you can have all the free speech you want. The ACLU will fall all over itself to defend the American Nazis and the Klan. But woe betide any mainstream American institution that dares to buck the tide of political correctness.” Separation of church and state, a cornerstone of American democracy, has been enforced to the extreme discriminated against private groups. Today the Boy Scouts, private religious clubs and faith-based charities are looked upon with hostility — yet there is no hope of a centralized government eradicating homelessness or raising our children. Private institutions, often with religious affiliations, should be supported in the blatantly effective work they perform within our communities. Laura Martin ’06 is a biophysics concentrator..

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SPORTS TUESDAY MARCH 16, 2004 · PAGE 8

Kentucky to win it all? An NCAA breakdown Enough with the clichés about filling out your dance card — I’m ready for some basketball. And it’s time for the greatest playoff spectacle in all of sports, the NCAA basketball tournament. CHRIS HATFIELD This might THE MAD HATTER seem like an exaggeration, but think about it for a second: The only other events that even compare are the Super Bowl and World Series, but these two are only a single game or series between two teams. With the NCAA Tournament, you get 65 teams in a three-week battle royale for the right to be called the best in the country. The best part of the tournament is the opportunity it gives us sports fans to prove our superiority over one another. While wagering on one game may result in a fluke win, picking who will emerge from the 63 games victorious is the

sports nut’s version of “Survivor,” without having to put up with Richard Hatch naked. Despite my inclination to keep my trap shut so I can win some pools, I’m going to take this opportunity to give you the tips you need to stay on the island to the bitter end. I’ll start with the ground rules. First, don’t pick all of the top seeds to win every game. For the most part, they’ll tend to win more often but not as often as you’ll think the first time you look at the bracket. I generally do my picks once, then print out another copy and take it from the top, using my other picks as a guide. In the same vein, ignore the seedings for the 8-9 and 7-10 match-ups and pick at least one 12 seed to beat the five seed, since that happens every year. One surprise team (i.e. seeded lower than five) makes the Elite Eight almost every year, see NCAA, page 5

“Dream Job,” week three: Zachariah on the fast track Ariayne Hilliard / Herald

Gina Verge ’04 took second on the bars with 9.775 as the gymnastics team won its last home meet of the season, defeating Bridgeport and Rhode Island College.

On senior day, gymnastics takes down Bridgeport, RIC BY BROOKE WOLFE

The gymnastics team competed in its final home meet of the season on Sunday, one that proved a worthy tribute to its seniors, as Brown posted victories over the University of Bridgeport and Rhode Island College. The Bears won with a score of 191.2, compared to Bridgeport’s 186.1 and RIC’s 176.225. Several seniors had especially outstanding performances in their last home meet. On the bars, Jennifer Coupe ’04 earned a personal best score of 9.35. The floor was also a source of high scores for the Bears, with Gina Verge ’04 taking first with 9.85, Suzanne Schlosser ’04 taking second with her highest score ever, 9.825, and Jayne Finst ’04 in third with 9.8. Kelly Moran ’05 came in fourth with 9.775, and Jillian Day ’04 scored 9.45 to give the Bears their first of two sweeps of the podium. Finst just missed breaking her own school record of 9.925 on the beam with 9.9 on Sunday. Sara Cavett ’06, who recently injured her knees, nonetheless competed well on the bars, scoring a 9.8, Brown’s third-highest score in the event. Verge came in second with 9.775, Finst in third and fourth with scores of 9.75 and 9.725, giving Bruno all of the top finishes in the

bars. Brown took first and second in the vault and, in a final show of senior leadership, Finst won the all-around with a score of 39.150. The Bears go on the road next weekend for the ECAC Tournament at the University of Pennsylvania. Herald staff writer Brooke Wolfe ’07 covers gymnastics. She can be reached at bwolfe@browndailyherald.com.

Each week the finalists for ESPN’s reality show “Dream Job” compete for a position as the next “SportsCenter” anchor. Still alive in the competition is Brown’s own Maggie Haskins ’04.5. For week BRETT ZARDA four of the compeSPORTS COLUMNIST tition, the eight remaining contestants were sent to Florida to develop, write and ultimately broadcast a story at a spring training facility. Here’s how I ranked the individual performances of each contestant: 1) Zachariah Selwyn: Not surprisingly, Zach was the only contestant to report on the lighter side of spring training (autograph hunting) in a Kenny Maynelike performance. This guy could report on the intricacies of curling and keep viewers watching. The hair could be his ultimate demise, but I promise he’ll pop

up on national television shortly thereafter. 2) Aaron Levine: The only contestant to actually tell me something I didn’t know. (Don’t tell me you had heard of the Emerging E’s before Sunday night.) Needs to lose the Pitino haircut unless he can prove some Italian heritage. 3) Mike Hall: Referring to St. Joe’s as St. John’s was cancelled out by a reference to the greatest sports movie of all-time (“Major League,” of course). His story informed us that Omar Vizquel is old (breaking news) and almost prompted a switch to “Entertainment Tonight.” The lack of storyline dropped Hall below Levine for this week, but his polish still separates him from the pack. 4) Casey Stern: The little man missed a chance to develop a Renteria/Rolan vs. see DREAM JOB, page 5

Men’s lacrosse drops undefeated Fairfield, 12-7, improves to 3-0 on year BY BERNIE GORDON

The men’s lacrosse team shut down previously undefeated Fairfield University this weekend in a 12-7 victory at Fairfield. Attackman Chazz Woodson ’06 led the way with four goals and one assist. “We knew we had to play a great game, and we had to play a smart game, and we did,” said Head Coach Dave Nelson. Brown dominated the Stags in every statistical category, making 39 shots to Fairfield’s 22, scooping up 39 ground balls to Fairfield’s 26 and winning 16 of 23 faceoffs. “The nicest surprise is how well we did on the face-offs,” Nelson said. “Kirk Teatom (’05) did an outstanding job — it was one of his better games ever.” Woodson started the Brown onslaught early in the first period, and with Dave Madiera ’07 helped the Bears jump out to a 2-0 lead. When Fairfield scored an extraman goal, Brown responded quickly, and both Woodson and co-captain Charles Towers ’04 found the net, putting the

score at 4-1 under a minute into the second quarter. “Chazz is really at the top of his game … and not only is he scoring, he’s not turning the ball over,” Nelson said. “He’s a tough kid, not just a talented one.” Late in the third period, Fairfield seized the momentum, went on a 4-1 run and knotted the score at five. But it was the last gasp for the Stags. Alex Buckley ’07 ended their chances to win the game. With 10 seconds left in the third quarter, Buckley broke the tie, and when play resumed, again took the initiative, scoring twice more. For this explosion Buckley was named Ivy League Rookie of the Week. “We just were waiting for him to break out,” Nelson said. Towers added another goal to give the Bears a dominating 9-5 lead with 11 minutes left in the game. The Stags may have been out of the game at that point, but there was still nearly a quarter of lacrosse left to play.

Midfielder Chris Mucciolo ’05 scored twice, and Woodson scored one last time to give the Bears their final of 12. “He’s been steady all year. A junior who gives us a lot of experience at midfield,” Nelson said of Mucciolo. The Bears shone on defense as well, giving up only seven goals against a talented Fairfield offense. Brown was led by All-American goalie and co-captain Mike Levin ’04, who posted seven saves on the day. Brown opens its home season Saturday with a game against the University of Massachusetts at Stevenson Field. UMass lasted to the Elite Eight of the NCAA tournament last year, so the game presents a significant challenge for the Bears. “It’s one game at a time, and it’s a big test this weekend,” Nelson said. Herald staff writer Bernie Gordon ’07 is an assistant sports editor and covers men’s lacrosse. He can be reached at bgordon@browndailyherald.com.