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A Horse Doctor Preferred

One of my pet storieg for many years, and I still think one of the funniest of all nigger stories I have known, is that of the old darkey who wae takerr suddenly ill, and asked his wife to get him a "hoss doctah" right quick.

"A hoss doctah l" exclaimed his wife in amazement. "Shorely you doan want a hoss doctah t You wants a man doctah."

"No mam, Ah don't. Ah wants a hoss doctah. Dats what Ah wants, an Ah wants him speedy."

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