h[T FAYORITE STORIES

By Ja& Dioruv

Age not lluaranteed-,Some I have told for 20 years-Some less

Why He Wore Tight Shoes

One of the best stories that is going the rounds, is, with many variations, as follows i t'Number sevens," replied the Hebrew.

"What", asked a friend of a Hebrew gentleman who was manifesting signs of great agony with every step he took, "size are those shoes you are wearing?"

"And what size are your feet?" asked the persistent friend.

"Number tens," promptly replied the foot sufferer.

"Aren't they killing you?" asled the friend.

"Certainly," replied the Hebrew.

San Francisco Lumbermen Will Play Golf October 5

San Francisco lumbermen will stage a golf tournament at the Presidio Golf Club, October 5' Russell Gheen, C. D. Iohnson Lumber Co., and Eddie Peggi, W. R. Chamberlin Co., are heading the committees, which will be announced later. A big entry is exPected.

"Then why are you wearing them, when you are well able to buy all the well fitting shoes you want?", asked tho friend, mystified.

"I'll tell you," replied the Hebrew. "My wife, she run away mit a fiddler from the Ghetto; my son he iss a pickpocket along Broadway; my oldest daughter she iss playing a piano in a choint in de Tenderloin; my partner he has run off mit most of my money; an de only choy Ilm geaait g oud of life iss ven I go home at night an take o,fr dese demned shoes."

LONE PrNE LUMBER & SUPPLY CO. JOINS ASSOCIATION

Lone Pine Lumber & Supply Co. has become a member. of the California Retail Lumbermen's Association. In makins application for membership, G. W. Dow, owner of this "o-tt."'tit, expressed great satisfaction with the activities of the associaiion in rigard to tax legislation.

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