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Stories of the arrny are now flying around in considerable number, many of the recent ones illustrating how easy it is to qualify for the armed services now that the bars have been dropped considerably. Here are some of the "shortiestt:

A young fellow, notoriously near-sighted, showed up in uniform. Unbelieving, one of his friends said: "Do you mean to tell me they passed you?" "Surer" said the new soldier. "But didn't they examine your eyes?" "Nope. Just counted 'em," said the soldier.

Another boy passed his physical examination, with the exception of the eye tests, and the doctor told him he would have to go out to March Field for his eye examination. "Are