UICTl| R Eigh Eatly Strength PORTIAND GEMENT

Gucrrcnteed to meet or exceed requirements ol Americcrn Society lor Testing Mctericrls Speciliccrtions lor High Ecrrly Strength Portland Cement, qs well crs Federal Specificcrtions lor Cement, Portlcrnd, High-Ecrly-Strength, No. E-SS-C-20lcr.

HIGH DARI.Y STRDIIGTH

(28 dcry concrete strengths in 2l hours.)

SUIPITATD NISNTAIIT

(Result oI compound composition cnd usually lound only ia specicl cements desigmed lor this purpose.)

IIII{IMUM EXPAI{SI(|I| and G0IITRAGTI0I|

(Extremely severe culo-clcrve test results consistently indiccte prcrcticclly no expcnsion or contrcction, thus elimincrting one ol most dilficult problems in use oI c high ecrrly strength cemenl)

PACf,DI' Iil MOISTURE - PROOT GNEEil PAPER SAGK

(Users' ctssur(mce oI lresb gtock, unilormity cnd proper resultg lor concrete.)

Manulcrctured by it requires 300 leet ol lumber to send one G. I. oversecrs; 50 leet more eqch month to supply him"-so scy the WPB.

Backs the Invasion

But you mcryr rest cssured thct lcrrger civilicrn supplies will be reflected in Stcnton Lumber stocks the moment military demcnds begin to slqcken. The news is GOOD.

Eugene, Oregon 0ffice

. The Other Fellow

A banker passed a gardener, As each went on his way, The gardener wished that he could be, A banker, rich and gay. He'd sit in comfort in a chair Behind his ofEce walls, And greet important, busy men, Who came on urgent calls.

He didn't know the banker's thought, The banker envied him, His glowing tln, his bright, clear eyes, His graceful stride and vim; "O, what a job t" the banker sighed, "To work with trees and roses, And breathe fresh air that hasn't been, In other people's noses."

Repcrtee in the Ranks

A recruit, about to do sentry duty for the first time' was being kidded by the platoon commander. The latter asked him:

"Soldier, what would you do if you saw a battleship approaching on the parade grounds?"

The rookie said:

"I'd order the crew to advance in rowboats, and be recognized."

He Forgot

He brushed his teeth twice each day.

The doctor examined him twice each year.

He wore rubbers when it rained.

He slept with the windows oPen.

He stuck to a diet with plenty of fresh vegetables.

He relinquished his tonsils and traded in several wornout glands.

IIe exercised in moderation.

He never drank, smoked, or lost his temper.

He did his daily dozen regularlY.

He got at least 8 hours sleep every night.

His funeral will take place Wednesday afternoon. He is survived by 6 specialists, four health institutes, two gymnasiums, and many manufacturer9 of health foods and equipment.

HE HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT GRADE CROSSINGS.

An "Extrc"

He ordered two boiled eggs, and the waiter brought him three. When he asked why, the waiter said:

"I know you ordered two, but I brought three because I felt that one of them might fail you."

High Scotch Vengecnce

And then there was the GI located in Scotland, who was stabbed to death in a bar by a Highlander. It seems that the Scot had apparently ordered a drink for the house three different times before he discovered that the Yank was a ventriloquist.

Touchy

"So you'rs from the sherifr's office?"

"Su.re. Don't you see the badge on my shirt?"

"You haven't got on any shirt."

"No wonder it hurt when I pinned it on."

How to Live

Keep your heart free from hate, and your mind from worry. Live simply; expect little; give much; fill your life with love; scatter good will; forget yourself as much as you can; think of others; and do as you would be done by.

Cured

They were testing some of the inmates of the insane asylum to see what progress toward recovery they were making, and they said to a man:

"What would you rather have-ten dollars or ten thousand dollars?"

He said: "Ten dollars. thousand dollars."

They turned him loose.

I couldn't pay the taxes on ten

He was cured.

Consultant

A business consultant is a man who knows less about your business than you do, and gets paid more for telling you how to run it than you,could possibly make out of it, even if you ran it right, instead of the way he told you.

Trecrt Her Rough

Treat her rough, she'll like you better, Strut your stuff, and that'll get her, Never beg her, never yammer, Soak her with a husky hammer!

Never, never say: "Dear, willya?"

Always say: "Ya don't I'll kill'ya!"

She'll renrcmber blows and beatin's, Longer than your love an' eatin'sAnd remember times you've missed'er, Longer than the times you've kissed 'erTREAT HER ROUGH!