BUS #2

BUS #2

SOME DUDE, SOME GAP SAME DUDE, SAME GAP LAME DUDE, CHAIN GAP

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MOSTLY SKATEBOARDING & OTHER BULLSHIT

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BUS RUIN YOURSELF

08. LONG BEACH MISSION 11. SOME DUDES SKATING 12. WORKERS COMPENSATION 14. SCORE CHICKS AT 7-11 16. HOW TO ROLL A B-LEGIT 18. DONT GET CAUGHT

BACKSMITHY JUSTIN CEFAI

HOME OF THE BRAVE THE 40 IS HALF FULL

RESPECT THE OLD MAN

STREETWEAR LIVES!

GOOGLE “BUG PORN”

TYLER KINDRED, WALLRIDE

SOMEBODY TOLD ME TO DO AN ARTICLE ON HOW PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME TO DO ARTICLES ON SHIT

LONG BEACH LONG REACH

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HE OTHER DAY I WENT TO LONG BEACH TO MEET UP WITH SOME OF THE PUNKS AND GO HUCK AROUND AT HOUGHTON PARK. IT WAS DARK AND HELL WAS HOT, AND MY BUDDY IMMEDIATELY BROKE HIS BOARD ON A STUPID SHOVE-IT DOWN THE FOUR STAIR. WHAT A BARNEY, I TOLD HIM TO STOP. LUCKILY HE HAD AN OLDER BOARD IN HIS TRUNK. SOME KIDS STOLE SOME CIGARETTES OUT OF MY PACK WHEN I SET IT DOWN, I SAW THEM DO IT, AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SLY, BUT I LET THEM CAUSE I KNOW HOW IT USED TO BE WHEN I WAS YOUNG & DUMB. WE WENT TO DRINK SOME BEERS AND THEN SKATED IN FRONT OF THE HOCKEY RINK, ALL THESE HOCKEY DOUCHEBAGS WERE ALL STARING AND SHIT. THEN JAIME HICKLEN PIMPED SOME CHICKS IN A MERCEDES, OR MAYBE IT WAS A BEEMER, ANYWAYS THEIR BOYFRIENDS WERE AROUND THE CORNER, SO WE DROVE

BY AND FLIPPED UM OFF FOR NO REASON, THEY DIDN’T SAY SHIT. WE THEN WENT TO THE OLD LONG BEACH PLANTERS. ON ARRIVAL WE REALIZED THE OG ONES HAD BEEN REMOVED AND THE OTHER ONES KNOBBED, THE ENDLESS BUMMER HAD BEGUN. MIKE DECIDED TO SIT. GREG BS5050D OVER THE CRACKS, AND WE ALL CHEERED, BUT DEEP DOWN, WE DIDN’T CARE.

08.

LONG BEACH MISSION

YOU KNOW IN THE 1800’S A RICH WHORE WOULD BE AN OXYMORON?

JUST ASK A BUM TO BUY YOU ONE, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO BUY HIM ONE TOO...........

JAIME HICKLEN . KFLIP NOSE

I BROUGHT A SNAKE TO A KNIFE FIGHT MAX SCHWARTZ, CROOKS

SICK FOOTY! WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER THINK??

JERKING OFF TO NAT. GEO

TAKE A POO CHICK BLUNT

DUDE THATS MY SISTER, STEAL HER PURSE.

THATS MY SISTER DUDE, STOP STARING

I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE DID I MENTION THATS MY SISTER

180 NOSEGRIGS

THIS IS WHAT 7 PILLS LOOKS LIKE

SUNNY D, PURPLE STUFF?

THANKS FOR DA BIKA SHORTS YOU LITTLE BLOODCLOT YOU.

15. SOME DUDES SKATING

WORKERS COMPENSATION YEAH MY OLD MAN TOOK A SPILL AT WORK PRETTY HARD. THE OLD BASTARD IS A BEAST. HE BROKE HIS SHOULDER AND WAS ALL FUCKING BLACK AND BLUE OVER LIKE HALF OF HIS BODY. AND THE ANGRY S.O.B. STILL WENT TO WORK FOR TWO DAYS WITH-OUT EVEN KNOWING HE BROKE IT. HE ENDED UP GOING TO THE DOCTOR ON HIS DAY OFF AND THATS WHEN THEY TOLD HIM HE BROKE IT. OLD PEOPLE HAVE FUCKED UP WORK ETHICS.

THIS ISN’T HIS WRIST BUT WE DECIDED THAT THIS PICTURE WENT WITH THE OVERALL MOTIF OF THE PAGE, RUIN YOURSELF!

NACHOS FROM 7-11 PAST 3AM MAKES MY DICK SMELL LIKE JALAPENOS AND VODKA TONIC

CALL ME

SCORE CHICKS AT 7-11

THE KEY TO PICKING UP CHICKS AT YOUR LOCAL 7-11 IS GOING DIRECTLY INTO MATERIAL, DON’T WALK UP TO A GIRL AND ASK HER HER NAME, THAT SHIT JUST DOESN’T WORK ANYMORE. FIRST COMMENT ON WHAT SHE IS DOING, SUCH AS: “SO YOU LIKE COCA-COLA SLURPEES? I NEVER GOT INTO THEM....”

THIS WILL PROPELL YOU INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE FLAVOR OF SLURPEES, AND HOPEFULLY LEARNING ABOUT THIS GIRL A LITTLE BETTER, TRY TO TALK TO HER AS SHE WAITS IN LINE, SO SHE FEELS LIKE YOU ARE ENTERTAINING. AFTER SHE PAYS, AND YOU PAY, THIS IS THE MOMENT THAT YOU MUST SEIZE, IT IS WHERE 90% OF THE PIMPING POPULATION FAILS. ASK HER WHAT HER PLANS ARE FOR THAT NIGHT OR WEEKEND AND TRY TO SCORE HER DIGITS. REMEMBER, IF YOU KNEW YOU COULDN’T FAIL, YOU WOULD TRY EVERYTHING. APPLY THAT THEORY TO THIS SITUATION AND YOU WILL GO FAR YOUNG GRASSHOPPER. OR YOU CAN ALWAYS DO EHARMONY.

BS FLIP

WHY CAN’T GIRLS IN AMERICA RUN AROUND TOPLESS THEIR ENTIRE LIVES AND SMOKE CRAZY HERB BONG RIPS? THEN AGAIN, THAT WOULD BE AN AWKWARD DINNER PARTY WITH GRANDMA AND HER FRIENDS.

20. HOW TO ROLL A B-LEGIT SOMETIMES ONE BLUNT FEELS SHORTER THAN YOUR BEDROOM STAMINA. WHICH IS WHY I PREFER THE B-LEGIT. I HEARD ABOUT A B-LEGIT BLUNT WHEN I WAS ROAMING THE STREETS OF NORTHERN CALIFORNIA AS A YOUNG LAD. THOUGH NOW IN MY OLD AGE I FIND THE B-LEGIT MORE A SPECTACLE OF THE DANK MARKET, THAN AN ACTUAL STAPLE. ANYWAYS YOU MUST SMOKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS FIRST HAND BEFORE YOU CAN KNOCK IT, OR ATLEAST THATS WHAT MY MOTHER TOLD ME. 1. BREAK UP STUFF 2. SPLIT TWO BLUNTS 3. LICK INSIDE OF ONE BLUNT, OUTSIDE OF OTHER BLUNT 4. ATTACH TWO BLUNT SKINS 5. PRESS FIRMLY WITH FINGERS TILL THEY SEEM TO MESH 6. ADD SHIT 7. ROLL CAREFULLY FROM ONE END TO THE OTHER 8. PUFF AND PASS (IF YOU MAKE IT THIS FAR) 9. THE WALKING DEAD 10. GAS STATION SELLS FLAMING HOT CHEETOS

I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE RAPPER B-LEGIT, BUT I DIDN’T REALLY FEEL LIKE RESEARCHING THE ORGIN OF THE BLEGIT AND WHAT NOT, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GAY.

“SOME PEOPLE SMOKE BLUNTS, SOME PEOPLE DO BLUNTS, MOST PEOPLE I KNOW DABBLE IN BOTH”

22. DONT GET CAUGHT IF YOU ARE DRUNK AND YOU ARE DRIVING BACK FROM ECHO PARK OR HOLLYWOOD, MAKE SURE YOU GET ON BEVERLY OR 3RD OR 6TH BECAUSE THERE ARE MASS HATER COPS ON FOUNTAIN AND SUNSET AND SANTAMONICA. ESPECIALLY ON THE WEEKENDS, BUT REMEMBER, ACT COOL AND RESPOND FAST, IF YOU DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL YOU WILL BE PULLED OVER SO USE TURN SIGNALS, ETC. “OH YEAH AND THE

PENNIES IN THE MOUTH TRICK DOESN’T WORK, TRUST ME, I TRIED IT”