Well That Was Awkward By Alyssa Thompson
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Knee Deep Parody http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jTUj4qW3nF Gonna put the book away for a minute Pretend I don’t live in it Another book gonna wash those blues away I had a love But I lost it The series got to close So I fought it Now I am lost in the book Trying to find me a better way Wishing I was In another book somewhere Got the blue sky breeze And it don’t seem fair
Only worry in the world Will the book be what I want? . Sunrise there a fire in the new sky Never been so happy Never felt so high And I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise Wrote a note said be back in a minute Bought a book and I sailed off with it Don’t think anyone will miss me anyways. My mind is on a permanent vacation The book is my only medication Wishing my condition ain’t ever gonna go away Because now I’m In another book somewhere
Got the blue sky breeze Blowing wind through my hair Only worry in the world Will the book be what I want? Sunrise there a fire in the new sky Never been so happy Never felt so high And I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise. Oh the pages Flipping over me It’s a sweet sweet life, Living in a book, One day you Could be as interested as me
Change your geography Maybe you might be, In another book somewhere Got the blue sky breeze Blowing wind through my hair Only worry in the world Will the book be what I want? Sunrise there a fire in the new sky Never been so happy Never felt so high And I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise.
A Long Poem http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t1psk4yGoD This is a very long Poem designed to bore you to death. It may involve a gong And will make me short of breath. I will read it once or twice Out loud if you wish, But don’t blame me when your do pay the price For the poem will involve fish on a dish. It may also involve a cow on the moon Who is eating his ice cream with a chocolate spoon? And if that isn’t very interesting enough The cow intended to get buff. My tongue is getting tied, Please help me I say For this thing may take all day. If it takes all day please tell me so, For I don’t want to make your mind blow. I guess there wasn’t time for those Silly things that I choose. This was a very long Poem designed to bore you to death. And I guess it did, DIDN’T
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Citations
Cartoon Boy Sticking His Tied Tongue out. Digital image. Toon Clips. Ron Leishman, n.d. Web. 6 Oct. 2014.
I Should Be Writing. Digital image. Buzz Feed Books. N.p., n.d. Web. 6 Oct. 2014.
Pile of Sugar Cubes. Digital image. Dreamstime, n.d. Web. 6 Oct. 2014.
Sunset Beach Calm Wallpaper. Digital image. Layout Sparks. N.p., n.d. Web. 6 Oct. 2014.