Classic By David W.
Gronkowski the Truck
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The defender is hit by a truck, Also known as Rob Gronkowski. Another just drops like a duck, And the extra point’s kicked by Gostkowski. The end zone is no trouble, Because he can’t be stopped. Hate to burst your bubble, With you, the floor will be mopped. He’s on my fantasy football team, A superstar in the making. Him on my team is a dream, The victories, I am taking. There’s one problem, I’m telling you He’s injured more than RGIII. Unfortunately, it is true, The injuries plague Gronkowski.
What am I?
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Am I Kobe, Am I trash, Am I Nothing but sweet cash? Am I a baller, Am I swish, Am I serving you a dish? Am I Jordan, Can I Drain, Can I get air like an airplane? Do I got hops Can I throw down Can I be clutch when I’m out of town? All I know is in NBA 2k14 I can do about anything.
Ode to the 80s
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The greatest music ever Lived in the 80s. Rock and Roll thrived Pop was exciting and music was fun. Nowadays, music is a symphony Of cars crashing And cats screaming Electric buttons being pressed Iggy Azalea is a disease Just IGG why? I wish I could go back to the glory days Of Survivor and A-Ha Bon Jovi and The Foundations Our music is only halfway there Why do you build me up with talk of new albums and hit singles Just to let me down But then worst of all It is not only listened to, but worshipped! This is ridiculous! I will not stand for this! Is this the final countdown?!? I feel the thrill of the fight! I don’t even know what music is anymore. I wish I could go back to the glory days.
And the world will be one.
Image Citations Joe Montana Picture: http://bit.ly/1BN6jac Gronkowski Picture: http://bit.ly/1uR1nCu NBA 2k14 Picture: http://bit.ly/1pHeUFF Take On Me Picture: http://bit.ly/ZpRhLa