Fun(ny) Poems 4 Everyone () Apply if You Find These Poems Humorous By Nate Mc.
Oranges Audio for Poem
Oranges, So beautiful, So bright, So delicious The casing gets pulled off the fruit. Saliva pours out of my mouth, As if I was a dog. Sweet, succulent, juicy, and orange. It hits my tongue and, BAM!! These oranges are horrible, Did you find these in the toilet,
Did you even cleanse these! They aren’t even orange! They’re as green as the Grinch The gruesome taste, My feel like my tongue is going to explode! BUY BETTER ORANGES NOW!!!!! Math
Audio for Poem Sometimes math is fun, Actually… NO IT IS’NT.
It involves no creativity, Some of the subjects are obsolete NO ONE does fractions in the real world. Before tests I feel sick to my stomach, Worried, nervous. I thought school was for learning Not for barfing. All the lectures really stink, They’re all so boring, Like car commercials, But insurance commercials, Those are the stuff, Like that one with the duck. Aflac, That’s what he says, They’re funny, and make me giggle.
Unlike math, Stupid and boring. As fun as getting sat on by my brother. While he does this, He toots‌ They are atomic bombs of a garlicky smell. Maybe more fun anyways, So Math, Lots of great words to describe it, Boring, stupid, it just plain sucks, Now back to commercials, That involve ducks. The Pantry Audio for Poem
My pantry is full… OF NOTHING. The only food you’ll find is organic, Gluten free Rice Cakes, And peanut butter. It is very big, You could fit a lot of food in the thing. But NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO, Food isn’t good for your body parts, Delicious food gives you a heart attack, Well Broccoli is bad for my taste buds, It makes me go ACK ACK. When I eat it I want to throw up,
It’s pretty horrible stuff. It like eating dirt, Marinated in a sauce of saliva. When walking in A stupid horrible smelling aroma slaps you Then tells you to not eat good stuff. Living with that is very rough. Gluten Free bread just coughs into crumbs, In your hand While you try to make a sandwich A delicious chicken sandwich, I can see the chick-fil-a cows Taunting me Eat more Chikin!!
I go to the fridge, Nope nothing there.
Citations Title Picture: http://bit.ly/19l0sOj Picture 1 (of Oranges): http://bit.ly/4pfKYW Picture 2 (of Math): http://bit.ly/GO8VP9 Picture 3 (of a Pantry): http://bit.ly/17Xrdbk