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Friday December 4, 2020
BREAKING NEWS Wayne conclusively proves that Santa is real
decorated Christmas trees, and how come they all have G’DAY Tropicairnians, names on them. And they I really do not know where are the exact one we asked some people get their silly Santa for. opinions from, but really they Then also how come all need to get an urgent reality the milk is drank and cookies check: it has been strong- eaten, and even the carrots ly suggested by some, that outside are gone on ChristSanta is not real. mas day. (Gasp, horror, biff and I might also add, that I bam). have personally studied the Sorry I was watching old evidence of hoof prints left on re-runs of Batman on the the lawn outside on Christweekend and got carried mas morning, and I have also seen signs that Rudolf needs away there. Holy Toledo Batman, are a pit stop at my house. (Neat they saying that Santa is not little pile of flying mystical reindeer scat.) real? WAYNES WORLD
Alright then, who is that white bearded fat fella in the red and white suit surrounded by elves and reindeers strapped up to a big red sleigh flying the skies all around the world hollering HO HO HO?
(The defence rests your honour.)
As a known acknowledged authority on super beings, I and any child, plus normal people under 163cm in height, do totally refuse to accept the concept that SanPlease explain how all ta Claus does not exist. For these huge amounts of the above mentioned reaChristmas presents turn sons. up under these beautifully You may as well say there
is no Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Sandman, Donald Duck, Hobbits and Elves and so on. How the mind ridicules mere stupid suggestions. If there was no Santa Claus, what would all the flying reindeers do? Plus looking at the other side thinking about all the trees the seven dwarves are cutting down so the North Pole elves can make toys. Consider the impact upon the icy economy of the northern regions of this beautiful world. Come on tall ones, it’s time to get a grip on your inner child. Never a truer word has been spoken, “if you don’t believe, you don’t receive.” Handy hint – leave full cream milk and cookies for Santa plus fresh juicy carrots for Rudolph and his mates. HO HO HO Merrrrrry Xmas. Wayne.
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