Caleb Corkum

I'm sarcastic, sardonic, and sometimes surreal. I am frequently deadpan and possessed of a particular tolerance which lends itself to my own very singular amusement. I've been a maker of mischief and I consider eccentricity endearing. I'll raise my voice but not my temper; I'm patient as stone and utterly calm. I like cats and dogs in similar measures, and in general try not to make an ass of myself.