"Grocery Shopping With Infinite Jest" by Jonathan Hoffman

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Grocery​ ​Shopping​ ​With​ ​Infinite​ ​Jest I'm​ ​grocery​ ​shopping​ ​and​ ​I​ ​think​ ​of​ ​David​ ​Foster​ ​Wallace. I​ ​cringe,​ ​why​ ​was​ ​he​ ​so​ ​right, Why'd​ ​he​ ​have​ ​to​ ​kill​ ​himself? His​ ​speech​ ​about​ ​the​ ​fish​ ​in​ ​This​ ​Is​ ​Water Struck​ ​a​ ​chord,​ ​but​ ​then​ ​he​ ​killed​ ​himself,​ ​so I​ ​don't​ ​know​ ​if​ ​he​ ​killed​ ​himself​ ​because He​ ​couldn't​ ​stop​ ​thinking And​ ​wouldn't​ ​just​ ​be​ ​bored, Or​ ​if​ ​he​ ​was​ ​just​ ​depressed​ ​and​ ​sick? He​ ​was​ ​on​ ​meds​ ​for​ ​most​ ​of​ ​his​ ​adult​ ​life, But​ ​was​ ​that​ ​because​ ​he​ ​couldn't​ ​suck​ ​it​ ​up, Wanted​ ​everything​ ​to​ ​be​ ​perfect,​ ​but Since​ ​he's​ ​not​ ​capable​ ​of​ ​perfection Took​ ​himself​ ​out​ ​of​ ​the​ ​equation? Or​ ​did​ ​he​ ​just​ ​have​ ​clinical​ ​depression? I'm​ ​mostly​ ​happy​ ​but​ ​sometimes​ ​I'm​ ​not And​ ​sometimes​ ​I​ ​am​ ​stuck​ ​behind​ ​a​ ​cart That's​ ​stuck​ ​behind​ ​a​ ​cart,​ ​and​ ​sometimes I'm​ ​stuck​ ​in​ ​these​ ​kinds​ ​of​ ​thoughts Out​ ​of​ ​fear​ ​that​ ​I​ ​may​ ​succumb To​ ​some​ ​greater​ ​truth​ ​that​ ​maybe​ ​he​ ​found​ ​out. Why​ ​did​ ​he​ ​have​ ​to​ ​be​ ​the​ ​recent​ ​great​ ​of​ ​my Time,​ ​why​ ​couldn't​ ​Pynchon​ ​or​ ​Faulkner​ ​be​ ​closer? I​ ​can't​ ​stop​ ​staring​ ​at​ ​David​ ​Foster​ ​Wallace. I​ ​can't​ ​be​ ​a​ ​writer​ ​full​ ​time,​ ​don't​ ​want​ ​to​ ​be. I​ ​need​ ​to​ ​stop​ ​thinking​ ​this​ ​way,​ ​so​ ​inside​ ​myself. Music​ ​and​ ​physics​ ​and​ ​people​ ​help Me​ ​keep​ ​from​ ​isolating​ ​myself That's​ ​why​ ​I'm​ ​an​ ​engineer, Why​ ​I'm​ ​in​ ​school​ ​to​ ​become​ ​one,​ ​I​ ​mean. But​ ​I​ ​still​ ​can't​ ​stop​ ​my​ ​mind​ ​from​ ​running Sometimes​ ​to​ ​the​ ​dark​ ​truths​ ​that​ ​I Often​ ​think​ ​are​ ​deep​ ​truths.​ ​Maybe, The​ ​Truth​ ​is​ ​that​ ​these​ ​truths​ ​are​ ​made In​ ​social​ ​contexts​ ​and​ ​philosophy, And​ ​are​ ​just​ ​made.​ ​And​ ​are​ ​still​ ​true,


But​ ​are​ ​no​ ​truer​ ​than​ ​other​ ​truths. I'm​ ​grabbing​ ​for​ ​some​ ​mac​ ​and​ ​cheese That's​ ​going​ ​to​ ​be​ ​so​ ​good​ ​for​ ​dinner; I​ ​keep​ ​walking​ ​and​ ​keep​ ​thinking About​ ​the​ ​juxtaposition​ ​between His​ ​words​ ​and​ ​his​ ​life.​ ​My​ ​question​ ​is: Could​ ​he​ ​not​ ​live​ ​them, Or​ ​can​ ​no​ ​one​ ​live​ ​them? To​ ​always​ ​focus​ ​is​ ​impossible, But​ ​should​ ​I​ ​try​ ​to​ ​as​ ​much​ ​as​ ​I​ ​can? Hard-work​ ​ideals​ ​eat​ ​away​ ​at​ ​my​ ​sanity, I​ ​feel​ ​them​ ​taking,​ ​but​ ​should​ ​I Maximize​ ​my​ ​contribution​ ​to​ ​the​ ​world At​ ​cost​ ​of​ ​my​ ​own​ ​health?​ ​He​ ​says I​ ​get​ ​to​ ​choose,​ ​but​ ​what​ ​to​ ​choose And​ ​how​ ​to​ ​choose​ ​it?​ ​Circumstance: Should​ ​I​ ​get​ ​bacon?​ ​ ​High​ ​cholesterol Is​ ​in​ ​my​ ​family,​ ​but​ ​it's​ ​so​ ​tasty And​ ​I'm​ ​going​ ​vegetarian​ ​once​ ​I​ ​get​ ​back​ ​to​ ​school So​ ​I​ ​should​ ​eat​ ​it​ ​while​ ​I​ ​can. Is​ ​it​ ​worth​ ​the​ ​calories​ ​and​ ​CO2?​ ​Maybe​ ​not But​ ​I​ ​can​ ​only​ ​think​ ​so​ ​much About​ ​this​ ​before​ ​I​ ​get​ ​stuck In​ ​worn​ ​out​ ​thoughts,​ ​I’ll​ ​come​ ​back Later​ ​and​ ​use​ ​instinct. I​ ​wonder​ ​what​ ​he​ ​was​ ​thinking​ ​with​ ​the​ ​gun​ ​in​ ​his​ ​mouth Or​ ​the​ ​rope​ ​around​ ​his​ ​neck,​ ​he​ ​who​ ​spoke​ ​so​ ​clearly And​ ​with​ ​so​ ​much​ ​self-doubt, The​ ​voice​ ​of​ ​postmodernism​ ​did​ ​what​ ​irony​ ​does And​ ​reduced​ ​himself​ ​to​ ​naught. But​ ​he​ ​knew​ ​what​ ​irony​ ​does So​ ​where​ ​does​ ​that​ ​leave​ ​us? Where​ ​does​ ​that​ ​leave​ ​me? Magritte​ ​didn't​ ​kill​ ​himself,​ ​was​ ​he Happy​ ​like​ ​I​ ​am?​ ​I​ ​truly​ ​am Happy,​ ​except​ ​when​ ​I​ ​get​ ​bored I​ ​get​ ​dramatic,​ ​think​ ​about​ ​The​ ​Null.


And​ ​I​ ​am​ ​overwhelmingly​ ​bored​ ​here. I​ ​should​ ​get​ ​some​ ​yogurt,​ ​Fagé​ ​brand I​ ​grab​ ​it​ ​and​ ​it​ ​feels​ ​cool​ ​in​ ​my​ ​hand. I​ ​see​ ​and​ ​think​ ​about​ ​all​ ​these​ ​people And​ ​how​ ​they​ ​are​ ​all​ ​doing​ ​the​ ​same​ ​shit That​ ​I​ ​am​ ​and​ ​that​ ​Chicago​ ​is​ ​so​ ​busy. I​ ​shouldn't​ ​have​ ​gone​ ​shopping​ ​at​ ​5​ ​o'clock, I​ ​should've​ ​known​ ​better.​ ​It's​ ​not​ ​like I​ ​do​ ​anything​ ​with​ ​my​ ​days​ ​except​ ​write Poetry​ ​and​ ​my​ ​book​ ​and​ ​think​ ​and​ ​watch​ ​Netflix​ ​and​ ​wait For​ ​school​ ​to​ ​start​ ​and​ ​for​ ​my​ ​life​ ​to​ ​begin​ ​again. I​ ​want​ ​a​ ​happy​ ​and​ ​productive​ ​life But​ ​foremost​ ​I​ ​just​ ​want​ ​to​ ​be​ ​happy Then​ ​to​ ​help​ ​others​ ​as​ ​much​ ​as​ ​I​ ​can. I​ ​can​ ​be​ ​happy,​ ​just​ ​not​ ​living​ ​this Stolid​ ​summer​ ​break​ ​in​ ​a​ ​new​ ​town Writing​ ​all​ ​the​ ​time​ ​to​ ​put​ ​off​ ​pain Unable​ ​to​ ​improve​ ​it,​ ​just​ ​to​ ​wait And​ ​murder​ ​time​ ​until​ ​school​ ​starts​ ​again. School. Where​ ​work​ ​is​ ​hard​ ​but​ ​nondestructive, Creative​ ​but​ ​without​ ​destroying​ ​me To​ ​fit​ ​me​ ​on​ ​a​ ​page.​ ​ ​Where​ ​I​ ​have​ ​friends. Writing​ ​keeps​ ​me​ ​on​ ​my​ ​toes,​ ​but Engineering​ ​keeps​ ​me​ ​in​ ​the​ ​world. It​ ​calls​ ​to​ ​me,​ ​this​ ​type​ ​of​ ​love Will​ ​breed​ ​contentment,​ ​not​ ​just​ ​passion, So​ ​I​ ​will​ ​seek​ ​it​ ​out. We​ ​writers​ ​always​ ​find​ ​what​ ​isn’t​ ​right, We​ ​engineers​ ​will​ ​fix​ ​what​ ​doesn’t​ ​work, I​ ​will​ ​find​ ​and​ ​make​ ​a​ ​happy​ ​life.​ ​I​ ​think That​ ​irony​ ​has​ ​no​ ​substance And​ ​relies​ ​upon​ ​that​ ​which​ ​it​ ​ridicules. Without​ ​a​ ​culture​ ​there​ ​is​ ​no​ ​counter, But​ ​the​ ​counter​ ​is​ ​often​ ​made​ ​to​ ​be


Absorbed​ ​into​ ​the​ ​culture.​ ​Making​ ​change Is​ ​largely​ ​living​ ​as​ ​you​ ​hope That​ ​others​ ​will​ ​and​ ​telling​ ​them How​ ​you​ ​live​ ​it.​ ​Just​ ​make The​ ​moral​ ​food​ ​you’d​ ​want​ ​to​ ​buy And​ ​others​ ​like​ ​you​ ​will Soon​ ​buy​ ​from​ ​you.​ ​ ​Hopefully We​ ​will​ ​learn​ ​to​ ​treat​ ​all​ ​people​ ​as​ ​their​ ​own, As​ ​vivid​ ​things​ ​of​ ​wants,​ ​desires:​ ​whole. I​ ​should​ ​get​ ​cheese.​ ​American? I​ ​wonder​ ​if​ ​American​ ​cheese Is​ ​American​ ​cheese​ ​in​ ​Switzerland Or​ ​Cameroon​ ​or​ ​Swaziland. I​ ​wonder​ ​if​ ​people​ ​in​ ​Britain Bemoan​ ​their​ ​government​ ​as​ ​much​ ​as​ ​Americans: Young​ ​people,​ ​hipsters,​ ​postmodernists Believing​ ​in​ ​Nothing​ ​but​ ​not​ ​knowing That​ ​they​ ​really​ ​believe​ ​in​ ​something.​ ​Otherwise They​ ​would​ ​go​ ​the​ ​route​ ​that​ ​he​ ​did.​ ​Camus​ ​said “The​ ​only​ ​serious​ ​philosophical​ ​problem Is​ ​suicide,​ ​the​ ​rest​ ​is​ ​commentary”: Walking​ ​down​ ​an​ ​aisle​ ​I​ ​see​ ​me In​ ​others​ ​walking,​ ​slowly​ ​I​ ​am Freed​ ​from​ ​my​ ​internal​ ​by​ ​my​ ​sight And​ ​others​ ​living​ ​more​ ​than​ ​lonely, Then,​ ​I​ ​see​ ​I​ ​can​ ​always​ ​look​ ​like​ ​this. The​ ​joy​ ​from​ ​all​ ​these​ ​little​ ​narratives Surpasses​ ​words,​ ​is​ ​what​ ​poetics​ ​was Invented​ ​for.​ ​And​ ​David​ ​Foster​ ​Wallace Nudged​ ​me​ ​here.​ ​ ​It​ ​will​ ​get​ ​better. When​ ​grabbing​ ​gouda​ ​thoughts​ ​assail​ ​me:​ ​life Is​ ​better​ ​when​ ​assumed, Thereby​ ​allowed; And​ ​life​ ​just​ ​is,​ ​it​ ​is​ ​not​ ​just, But​ ​it​ ​is​ ​part​ ​what​ ​we​ ​can​ ​choose; And​ ​death​ ​is​ ​only​ ​naught​ ​from​ ​here Because​ ​as​ ​life​ ​we​ ​are​ ​so​ ​much; And​ ​we​ ​are​ ​only​ ​life​ ​and​ ​death, But​ ​we​ ​get​ ​to​ ​be​ ​life!


A​ ​year​ ​formed​ ​into​ ​minutes,​ ​I Grew​ ​slowly​ ​from​ ​the​ ​rage​ ​at​ ​him To​ ​seeing​ ​that​ ​he​ ​lived​ ​his​ ​life As​ ​best​ ​he​ ​could.​ ​ ​In​ ​grocery​ ​stores I​ ​constantly​ ​considered​ ​him, His​ ​graceful​ ​trick​ ​of​ ​telling​ ​these Hopeful​ ​origin​ ​stories​ ​as A​ ​way​ ​to​ ​help​ ​you​ ​through​ ​the​ ​day. I​ ​could​ ​not​ ​fathom​ ​that​ ​the​ ​man Who​ ​thought​ ​of​ ​this​ ​would​ ​have​ ​denied Himself​ ​the​ ​pleasure,​ ​but​ ​he​ ​has. There​ ​is​ ​no​ ​knowing​ ​what​ ​he​ ​thought, There’s​ ​only​ ​seeing​ ​what​ ​he​ ​did And​ ​he​ ​did​ ​kill​ ​himself,​ ​but​ ​I Am​ ​not​ ​him.​ ​I’ll​ ​choose​ ​for​ ​myself. The​ ​world​ ​is​ ​as​ ​it​ ​is​ ​and​ ​we Are​ ​just​ ​some​ ​lives,​ ​these​ ​little​ ​words Can’t​ ​show​ ​you​ ​what​ ​a​ ​food​ ​is​,​ ​but Can​ ​show​ ​its​ ​color,​ ​shape​ ​or​ ​size. And​ ​we​ ​can​ ​choose​ ​each​ ​for​ ​ourselves What​ ​we​ ​will​ ​eat,​ ​so​ ​I​ ​will​ ​find My​ ​favorites​ ​and​ ​eat​ ​them​ ​more. That​ ​may​ ​be​ ​all​ ​there​ ​is​ ​to​ ​do, In​ ​any​ ​case,​ ​I’m​ ​fine​ ​with​ ​it. I’ll​ ​treat​ ​myself And​ ​buy​ ​the​ ​bacon,​ ​I Could​ ​use​ ​the​ ​lift, I've​ ​made​ ​my​ ​choice. Life​ ​is​ ​better​ ​with​ ​a​ ​little​ ​savor But​ ​life​ ​is​ ​sweet​ ​so​ ​I​ ​will​ ​let​ ​it​ ​be Delicious.

The​ ​checkout​ ​line​ ​is​ ​long,​ ​and​ ​I​ ​pull​ ​out​ ​my​ ​phone​ ​and​ ​write,


And​ ​quantify​ ​and​ ​say​ ​goodbye​ ​to​ ​what​ ​was​ ​once​ ​my​ ​life.


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