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Diesel Engine Technician Truck Shop Mechanic Fuel Injection Technician JOIN OUR TECH TEAM

On Track - Kuntz & Company Inc. needs more qualified people

• Stimulating work environment • Competitive pay packages Check out our website/instagram to get a better understanding of our company: www.ontrackinc.net If you are interested in joining our team, email your resumé to ontrack@ontrackinc.net or call and talk to James – 780-672-6868 Our company (team) has over 300 years’ combined experience WE ARE YOUR DIESEL ENGINE PROVIDER

Romonda Kuntz 28 Years James Kuntz 42 Years

JCT. OF HWYS 13 & 21 4 miles west of Camrose, AB

Help us build The Booster

Use your creative thinking, eagerness to assist small business owners succeed, and your interest in servicing, managing and growing an established sales call list. As a Camrose Booster Sales Consultant…

You will be trained and positioned to professionally represent all services provided by The Camrose Booster: ❙ Flyer Printing and Delivery ❙ Website Design ❙ Camrose Now! App ❙ Commercial Printing ❙ Promotional (Logo) Products YOUR PRIMARY FOCUS:

Our popular print publications: The Camrose Booster, The Country Booster and The Super Booster

Tell us why you’re the right fit!

WE’RE HIRING

TWO EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITIES AT PRESENT: Licensed Automotive Service Technician

This is a full-time, permanent position. Our busy shop repairs multi makes of vehicles. We are relied on for passenger and fleet maintenance and repairs. A large percentage of our volume is 1/2 and 3/4 ton trucks. Diesel experience is an asset. Rewarding pay and benefits.

Lube Bay Technician

Drive-in, drive-out service work including oil changes, tire swaps and installs, and minor service jobs (wiper installs, bulb replacements, etc.) are a key component to our growing list of satisfied clientele. Are you the right individual to handle this important duty in our busy shop?

Apply for either position today to Molly Stang, Service Manager, or Bob Lambe, Parts Technician.

D&D Vehicle Sales & Service

3760-48 Avenue, Camrose 780.672.4400

CAREEROPPORTUNITY!

Now Hiring!

Two Full Time Summer/ Seasonal Positions

Administrative Assistant

Are you friendly, good with numbers and have a strong attention to detail? This position might be for you. Duties include answering phones, balancing daily sales reports, accounts payable and various other administrative tasks. Basic bookkeeping or accounts payable experience/education an asset, but not required! We will provide training to the successful applicant. Apply with resumé in person to Michelle Hanoski or by email to mhanoski@tprv.com

Warranty Administrator

Are you outgoing, personable and dedicated to customer service? We are looking for a warranty administrator to assist in our busy service department. Tasks will include preparing warranty authorizations and claims, completing repair orders, ling and general cashier duties. We will provide training to the successful applicant. Apply with resumé in person to Jon Sabeski or by email to rvservice@tprv.com

3737-48 Avenue, Camrose, AB T4V 3T4

By Lori Larsen

The Battle River Community Foundation recently awarded $5,425 in grants to SOS Camrose (Service Options for Seniors).

The grants are from income from the Sue and By Reesor Fund and the Foundation’s Community Funds. The grants provide $425 in discretionary funding to be used by SOS in the area most needed, and $5,000 to support additional staffing for the Outreach Program.

“The SOS Program is the grateful recipient of many generous community donations,” commented SOS program coordinator Christina Rehmann. “As a non-profit organization, it is literally our lifeblood.”

Since 2004, SOS has been helping seniors with everything from supported access to financial programs, medical transportation and free income tax filing to troubleshooting aids to daily living and providing an elder safe haven and even food security.

“The Reesors have always given generously of their time, their expertise and funds,” added Rehmann. “It’s folks like the Reesors who make our community strong, dynamic and inspiring in which to live. We are honoured to be recipients of our community’s generosity just as we are honoured to be able to continue to serve seniors and their champions in Camrose and County.”

The Battle River Community Foundation exists to support organizations such as this in East Central Alberta, which benefit the local communities and have a positive impact on the future.

Grants from the Battle River Community Foundation are primarily made possible through the generosity of individual donors and organizations that have created endowment funds. The principal of these endowment funds are kept intact and the income is made available annually to support local projects and organizations.

Since it was founded in 1995, the Battle River Community Foundation has granted over $7,900,000 to support charitable activities in the Battle River Region.

To learn more about SOS Camrose (Service Options for Seniors), contact Christina Rehmann, program director, at 780-672-4131.

To learn more about the Battle River Community Foundation, contact Dana Andreassen, executive director, at 780-679-0449.

Battle River Community Foundation secretary Stephen Kambeitz left, and By Reesor, second to left, look on while Sue Reesor, third from left, presents the cheque to Christina Rehmann, program director.

Central Agencies Home of the Week

West end two-storey home

By Lori Larsen

No need to worry about renovations with this brand new twostorey home located in the west end of Camrose near shopping, restaurants, parks and the golf course.

A quaint front porch greets you and your guests as you enter the home. Classic grey-toned laminate flooring and crisp white finishes add to the already bright airy feeling you get from the open concept floor plan.

A large front window floods the living area with natural light which streams into the dining and kitchen area.

Soft coloured maple cabinets, striking stylish grey-toned backsplash tile, stainless steel appliances and granite countertops give the kitchen a clean modern vibe. Plenty of cabinet space and a fantastic pantry offer tons of storage.

The stunning laminate flooring continues into the main floor two-piece powder room and a very convenient main floor laundry area.

Upstairs, the family can retreat to the three bedrooms, including a primary bedroom with its own private four-piece en suite and walk-in closet, and a four-piece main bathroom.

Head out the back to the deck where you can sit and enjoy barbecuing or taking in fresh air.

Back alley access gives you plenty of room for parking or building that future garage to your own specifications.

With plenty of room for a growing family, this home is located at 700150 Avenue and is priced to sell at $319,900. Join Al-Karim Mohamed at an open house on Saturday, April 9 from 11 a.m. until 1 p.m. or, for a private viewing, contact Al at:

Central Agencies Realty 4870-51 Street, Camrose 780-672-4495 Cell 587-322-5511

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