The CAMROSE BOOSTER, June 28, 2022 – Page 39
Help us build The Booster Use your creative thinking, eagerness to assist small business owners succeed, and your interest in servicing, managing and growing an established sales call list.
As a Camrose Booster Sales Consultant… You will be trained and positioned to professionally represent all services provided by The Camrose Booster: ❙ Flyer Printing and Delivery ❙ Website Design ❙ Camrose Now! App ❙ Commercial Printing ❙ Promotional (Logo) Products
YOUR PRIMARY FOCUS:
Our popular print publications: The Camrose Booster, The Country Booster and The Super Booster
Tell us why you’re the right fit! Resumés may be emailed to mcfoul@cable-lynx.net or presented in person to:
My favourite thing about summer is my grocery bill quadrupling and my kids still saying there’s nothing to eat. I hate it when TV shows say they contain “adult situations”, but don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after their kids. Husbands: “I’ll make dinner tonight, dear. If you go get the ingredients, make the sides, season the meat, bring it to me outside and then help me find my tongs and spatula, I’ll grill and you can just relax.” Got a flat tire. Pulled over to change it. A stupid guy comes by and says, “Did your tire go flat?” I said, “No, I was driving along and the other three just swelled up!” I have an amazing superpower: I can melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time, but it does work. Why is everyone at the gym asking me why I’m sitting still on the stationary bike? I’m going downhill, mind your own business! If by crunches, you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then yes, I do crunches. The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. I don’t know about you, but I’ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a kid. Your car will never make that noise for the mechanic. Your car is like, “That’s our special noise. I only make that noise for you.”
4925-48 Street, Camrose, AB T4V 1L7 | 780.672.3142
Central Agencies Realty Home of the Week
Wonderfully cared for home
People with siblings have better survival skills because they’ve had experience in physical combat, psychological warfare and sensing suspicious activity. I’m baffled why no one has ever written a follow-up parenting book entitled What to Expect 13 Years After You’re Expecting.
If I was a millionaire, I’d live out my wildest dreams, like buying strawberries when they’re not on sale.
A duck, a skunk and a deer went out to dinner. When the time came to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck so the duck said, “Put it on my bill.” It’s been six months since I joined the gym and still no progress. I’m going there in person tomorrow to find out what’s really going on.
By Lori Larsen
The beautifully maintained custom-built home has everything you need and is movein ready. Four bedrooms and three bathrooms mean there is plenty of room for the growing family in Victoria Park, close to the golf course and parks. Meticulous landscaping greets you to the open concept bungalow home. Hardwood f looring, cathedral ceilings and a large bay window make the front living room bright and charming. Adjacent to the living area is a large dining area that opens up into the spacious country kitchen which fea-
tures plenty of cabinet and countertop space for preparing family meals or entertaining guests. A built-in pantry in the kitchen offers lots of extra storage. Adjoining the kitchen and dining area is a family room with a corner gas fireplace where the family can snuggle up after dinner for games or a movie. Large windows overlook the beautiful backyard. Head out onto the maintenance-free deck for easy barbecuing. Extend living to the outdoors by taking advantage of the beautifully landscaped backyard. Three bedrooms, including a primary bed-
Graham Wideman room with private threepiece en suite, a fourpiece main bathroom and convenient main floor laundry complete the main floor. Moving down to the lower level, you will find lots more room with another bedroom, threepiece bathroom and oversized family/games room that can easily house a pool table. In the winter, you are sure to appreciate the heated garage. This well cared for bungalow, located at 6624-53 Avenue, is priced at $369,000 and is ready for you and the family to settle in. For a private viewing, contact Graham Wideman at
Central Agencies Realty 4870-51 Street, Camrose 780-672-4495 or Cell 780-679-8384
A friend suggested putting horse manure on my strawberries. I am not doing that again. I am going back to whipped cream. If only swearing under my breath and rolling my eyes could burn calories! The Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. “I would like a Sprite,” said the first little piggy. “I would like a Coke,” said the second little piggy. “I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy. The drinks are brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. “I want a nice big steak,” said the first piggy. “I would like a salad,” said the second piggy. “I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. “I want a banana split,” said the first piggy. “I want a root beer float,” said the second piggy. “I want water, lots and lots of water,” exclaimed the third little piggy. “Pardon me for asking,” said the waiter, “But why have you only ordered water?” The third piggy said, “Well, somebody has to go wee, wee, wee all the way home!”
