Most young people, including you perhaps, enjoyed skipping, or jump rope as it is commonly known, during school recess or on the driveway during summer holidays Some of you, no doubt, progressed to the point of excelling at this fun, leisure activity Now think of yourself jump roping in a team setting and adding aerobics, synchronized dance, gymnastics, and break dancing into a polished routine with your ropes in front of a large audience and professional judges This sums up how this simple sport has evolved for a local group of talented youth and their experienced coaches The Camrose Spirals rope skipping team is an accomplished group who will be competing at the 2023 World Championships in Colorado Springs in the coming days For the full story, see the fascinating article in this edition
a Tourist, looking back in time
By Lori LarsenThere’s no need to go far if you are looking for some fun things for you and your family or friends to do this summer. The Camrose and District Chamber of Commerce, Be a Tourist in Your Own Town program is offering up a host of activities that will not only get you out of the house but won’t break the bank in fuel costs.
July 10 to 14 has been proclaimed Be A Tourist In Your Own Town by City of Camrose Mayor PJ Stasko.
The theme of this year’s program, A Step Back in Time, was chosen to, not only encourage intergenerational connectivity, but to help participants learn more about the history of Camrose and the people who were part of that history.
Planned free activities include the following.
On Tuesday, July 11, don’t miss out on a good old fashioned train robbery scheduled from 5:30 until 8 p.m. at Mirror Lake.
On Wednesday, July 12, play detective with the Historic Scavenger Hunt Downtown, taking place all day, or until you solve all the clues.
Thursday, July 13 is Museum Day, a great opportunity to explore Camrose’s wonderful museums, starting at the Heritage Railway Station. Tours will
be available from 10:30 a.m. until noon. Then head over to the Camrose and District Centennial Museum for a hosted tour beginning at 2 until 3:30 p.m.
End the week, July 14, with a Ghost Tour on Main Street beginning at the beautiful historic Bailey Theatre at 4:30 p.m.
To add a little more fun and excitement to the week of activities, the Chamber is hosting a photography and colouring contest.
People can photograph historic places around town and submit their entrees to camrose.visitor information@gmail.com
For the youth (ages four to 14) the Chamber is
having a colouring contest. Swing by the Camrose Visitor Information Centre located at Mirror Lake, south side (5402-48 Avenue) and pick up the colouring entry sheets.
All of the Be A Tourist in Your Own Town events are free of charge and everyday during the program prizes will be given away.
Residents and guests to Camrose are welcome to come out and enjoy all of the activities, adventures, trails, parks and sites available right here in Camrose’s own back yard.
For more information visit the Chamber website at camrosechamber.ca
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The benefits of failure
So why would an incredibly successful author like J. K. Rowling choose to speak about “The Fringe Benefits of Failure” to a Harvard graduating class? You might have heard of J. K. Rowling. She’s the British author of the wildly successful Harry Potter books that sold over 450 million copies worldwide, were translated into 77 languages, and turned into eight blockbuster films.
Following that, under the pen name of Robert Galbraith, Rowling has written six mystery novels, all of which have been best sellers.
I’d call that a success story.
So, when a little book called Very Good Lives by J. K. Rowling caught my eye, I was surprised to read the subtitle: The Fringe Benefits of Failure and the Importance of Imagination
I was introduced to J. K. Rowling by my then nineyear-old granddaughter Kate. She raved about a book featuring Harry Potter.
Being a diligent grandma, I read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (first in the series) and was hooked. I continued to read all eight Harry Potter books. I’ve now also read all her Robert Galbraith books and am impatient for the next one to be published. ***
We know about J. K. Rowling’s phenomenal success, but there’s a back story. In her speech to Harvard graduates, she described her life as she was writing the books.
Just a few short years after she graduated from university, “I think it is fair to say that by any conventional measure, I had failed on an epic scale.” A shortlived marriage had imploded, she was unemployed, a single parent, and all the fears her parents had for her (including that with her quirky imagination she would never get a stable job and would live in poverty), and the fears she had for herself, had actually happened. As she said, “…by every usual standard I was the biggest failure I knew.”
In her speech, Rowling did not glorify the years of struggle. So why did she talk about the benefits of failure? Here’s what she said:
“Failure meant a stripping away of the inessential. I stopped pretending to myself that I was anything other than what I was and began to direct all my energy into finishing the only work that mattered to me. Had I really succeeded at anything else, I might never have found the determination to succeed in the one arena where I believed I truly belonged. I was set free, because my greatest fear had been realized, and I was still alive, and I still had a daughter whom I adored, and I had an old typewriter and a big idea.”
Rowling says that failure gave her an inner security she had never before experienced. Failure taught her things about herself she could not have learned any other way. She also found she had friends whose value was priceless. She says:
“You will never truly know yourself, or the strength of your relationships, until both have been tested by adversity. Such knowledge is a true gift, for all that it is painfully won, and it has been worth more than any qualification I’ve ever earned.” ***
When I think back to the most difficult times in my life, I would echo J. K. Rowling’s assessment. I learned I had strengths that surprised me. Surviving things I feared caused the fear to lose some of its power. With gratitude and humility, I learned the amazing blessing of relationships with family and friends. I’d prefer not to re-live times of failure but am eternally grateful for the benefits they made possible.
As my wise brother says, “In every adversity, there lies the seed of greater benefit.”
And having said all of that, frankly I hope not to fail any more!
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I’d love to hear from you. If you have comments about this column or suggestions for future topics, send an email to Bonnie@BonnieHutchinson.com I’ll happily reply within two business days.
Proud Canadian
I felt compelled to write and thank several of your writers.
First, the article by Bonnie Hutchinson was so touching and beautiful. I cried, of course. I wanted to read it to my husband, but couldn’t get through it.
Another of your guest editorials by Arnold Malone gave us so many facts on our beautiful country, Canada. The freedom, great schools, hospitals. Where else on earth could we have all these privileges?
Thank you, Lori Larsen. I read with great interest your article on Terry Wilton and music at Main Street 1908 (a favourite). What a gift to bring his music to add to this peaceful environment. Love it!
We are so pleased to call Canada home.
From a proud Canadian.
Carol Uglem, CamroseIn response
In regard to Adrian Zinck’s letter of July 4, Distorted Facts. Everyone seems to forget that when the NDP came into power approximately eight years ago, the price of oil was $40 a barrel or below, not $120
a barrel, which was what the UCP started with four years ago. A big difference in revenues and deficits.
When Jason Kenny got voted in as a leader of the Conservative Party, it should be noted that he was the subject of a criminal identity fraud investigation by the RCMP. Also, the Elections commissioner was fired by Mr. Kenny, saying it was a reduction in spending, thus starting the ball rolling into the replacement of the RCMP with the Sheriffs.
Then Mr. Kenny started fighting with the doctors and medical staff, wanting to cut wages, benefits, staff and hospital beds to further reduce spending. Subsequently, Mr. Kenny started to backpedal, trying to reverse his decisions after COVID became an epidemic, extending all kinds of olive branches to medical staff.
Mr. Zinck said that the last few years of the medical system has been fixed. Perhaps Mr. Zinck and Ms. Lovely should meet one-onone with some of the frontline health workers to get the truth on the actual true state of our medical crisis.
Danielle Smith was caught three times chang-
ing her story in regards to the Coutts Border crossing blockade in 2022 and Mr. Art Pawlowski.
Ms. Smith tried to have the charges stayed regarding his involvement in the incident and was found to have violated the conflict of interest rules by the ethics commissioner.
Like Mr. Kenny, she also stated that there would be 500 new RCMP officers and 400 new Sheriff positions. Ask any member of these two police services and they will tell you that there are still vacant positions in Alberta and no new positions have been filled. Approximately two years ago, Ms. Lovely started shaking hands and kissing babies to get re-elected, and it worked.
I still bleed blue and probably always will, but I find it very hard to support a government that deceives the people of Alberta every time they open their mouths. It is very hard to swallow their lies and disinformation. So, can we trust them in the future? The UCP should get their stories straight before opening their mouths.
Louie Hagel, Camrose
Leaks Fixed Fast!
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• The City of Camrose will officially name the Kin 4 baseball field Harry Andreassen Diamond in an on-field ceremony on July 20. Baseball was a big part of Harry Andreassen’s life, growing up in Huxley during the Great Depression and as a student at Camrose Lutheran College in the 40s. Later, he retur ned to Camrose as a lawyer, starting minor baseball here in 1960 and coaching in all levels until the 1980s. Mayor Mayer said, “naming the diamond is a small token of appreciation for Harry’s many contributions to our city.” The ball diamond is the fifth facility in Camrose (other than schools) to be named in honour of an outstanding citizen – after Bill Fowler Centre, Rudy Swanson Park, Chuck McLean Arts Centre and Max McLean Arena.
• Fred Watkins was the winner of the 10th Annual Lefthanders’ Classic held at the Camrose Golf Course. Watkins shot a one under par 72 to capture the Black Blazer sponsored and presented by Dan Olofson from Duff Layton’s Men’s Wear and the championship trophy, presented by Lor ne Broen, tour nament chair man. The lefty tour nament set a new record with 113 golfers entered.
• The last of 165 20-foot containers of malting barley departed the Alberta Pool Seed Cleaning Plant for Japan last week. More than 2,970 metric tonnes of the grain used to make beer passed through the facility over a period of three weeks. “It came rough from our Bawlf Malting Station,” said Alberta Pool Seed Plant Supervisor Don MacLeod. “We ran it through the plant to clean it up a bit before shipping.”
Mirror Lake Express, calling all passengers
By Lori LarsenThe Camrose Mirror Express is right on track for summer fun offering rides around Mirror Lake on Tuesday and Thursday evenings (weather permitting) from 5:30 until 8 p.m.
Passengers can board the train, for a minimal ticket price, in front of the Camrose & District Chamber of Commerce & Visitor Information Centre, 540248 Avenue (Bill Fowler Centre), take a scenic loop around Mirror Lake then de-board back at the Bill Fowler Centre, where they can enjoy a picnic in the park or some treats from one of the food vendors located in the parking lot.
The Mirror Lake Express Train has taken over 50,000 people of all ages on train rides for the last 10 years.
The adorable little train “that can” was built by Jeppa Danielson, who spent over 14,000 hours of his labour producing what has come to be known as one of Camrose’s little gems. In 2008, the City purchased the train, and sold it to the Camrose Chamber of Commerce, where it has gained
local and tourist fame.
For more information on the Mirror Lake Express Train and the cost of tickets, visit the Camrose and District Chamber of Commerce website at camrosechamber.ca/tourism/camrose-train-mirrorlake-express/.
• The Bailey Theatre, which had been owned by Stan Bailey and his family for the last fiftyeight years, was sold to Peter Bertsch and Associates. Mr. Bertsch has managed the theatre for the past nine years. John E. Stuart, whose wife is the daughter of the late Stan Bailey, presented a giant key to the theatre on behalf of the Bailey family. The official opening under new ownership occured when Peter and Vivian Bertsch cut a film strip, assisted by Jack Stuart and Gus Mireault, President of the Camrose Chamber of Commerce.
• Thirty-eight scouts, four adult leaders and two staff members from the W ild Rose District are part of the group of 100 Central Alberta Boy Scouts who will enjoy a unique camping experience as they attend the first Northwest Territories Scout Jamboree being held in Fort Smith. Included in the W ild Rose delegation are Ray Wilson, Bashaw, staff member of the the jamboree; Terry Knockleby, Bashaw, Assistant Troop Scouter; Walter Busenius, Hay Lakes, District Commissioner; Jules Hall, Camrose Deputy District Commissioner; Rod Fankhanel, Ferintosh, Troop Scouter; Leo Fanhhanel, Ferintosh, Activity Leader; and Dave Kushnerick, Camrose, Assistant Troop Scouter
Grant Applications Open
Deadline: August 15, 2023
The Battle River Community Foundation is now receiving applications for grants from our Community Fund and Field of Interest Funds.
Grants are made to organizations operating in east-central Alberta that are recognized as qualified donees by the Canada Revenue Agency This includes registered charitable organizations and municipalities. Community organizations that are not registered charities may apply in partnership with a qualified donee. Forms for applications from partners must be submitted in addition to grant application forms and can be found on our website.
Organizations seeking funds must demonstrate a strong and committed volunteer board of directors, fiscal responsibility, and effective management of resources. Projects that impact the greatest number of individuals possible with a modest investment of funds are preferred. Grants are made for definite purposes and for projects covering a specific time period. In general, grants are approved for projects not met by other funding sources.
In addition to unrestricted grants available from the Community Fund, some Funds provide grants targeted to projects reflecting donors’ interests. They include Animal Welfare, Arts, Brain Injury Prevention, Education, Health and Wellness (including Mental and Emotional Health and Wellness), the Humanities, Literacy, Music, Nutrition and Food Security, Outdoor Education, Palliative Care, Preservation and Protection of the Environment, Preservation of History, Prevention of Family Violence, Services for Individuals with Special Needs, Sustainable Agriculture, Youth Athletics and Youth Projects and Programs.
There are also Funds targeted to support projects serving residents of Alliance, Armena, Camrose, Flagstaff County, Forestburg, Galahad, Hardisty, Hay Lakes, Hughenden, Irma, Killam, Lougheed, Merna, Rosalind, Sedgewick, Strome, Viking and Wetaskiwin.
The deadline for receipt of 2023 applications is 5:00 Thursday, August 15, 2023. Grants will be announced in December
For further information and/or an application form, please contact us Web: www.brcf
Three-year-old Leah Didow, totally surrounded by bubbles, had no trouble at all kicking up a storm at the Canada Day Celebrations, hosted by the City of Camrose and sponsored by generous community businesses and organizations.
Celebrating Canada
Lori Larsen, Camrose Booster
Five-year-old Rayah Gross was all smiles and flags on July 1 during the Canada Day Celebrations held at the Camrose and District Centennial Museum and grounds.
Derek and nine-year-old son Gabriel Traviss challenged each other to a giant game of chess, one of the many games available for Canada Day fun.
Dancers from Studia Shumka and Camrose Veselka Ukrainian Dance entertained audiences with their beautiful dancing and bright costumes.
Mirror Lake Express riders, left, four-year-old Marshall Carruthers and right, four-year-old Levi Doll sat back and enjoyed a break from taking in all the Canada Day activities.
Spirals skipping their way to Colorado
By Lori LarsenThe Camrose Spirals rope skipping team will be sending a team of nine athletes, along with head coach Jodi Bogstie, to compete on the world stage, July 16 to 23, at the IJRU (International Jump Rope Union) 2023 World Championships in Colorado Springs, USA.
Having successfully competed at Nationals, earning them the gold medal for Team All Around in the 12 to 15 female division, the athletes submitted videos of their events that were then reviewed and judged by a panel of judges from around the country, which qualified them to compete at the World Championships.
Six of the nine team members, Emma Searle, Makenna Kropinske, Brooklyn Hautzinger, Natasha Olson, Helen Hein, and Erin Jenks, will be competing in the Junior World Championships in the 12 to 15 female age division in team events.
These events include single rope speed, double dutch speed, single rope freestyles, and double dutch freestyles.
“There are eight team events that must be competed in, in order to qualify for Team All Around, and this team qualified to compete in all eight, which is an impressive accomplishment,” remarked head coach Jodi Bogstie.
Teammate Searle will also compete in a threeminute endurance event, and Jenks in an individual freestyle event.
Alexandra Olson and Abigail Hein will join the Camrose Spirals Junior team for three team events, and will compete in the 16-18 female age division.
Tyrel Gibson will be competing in the 19+ male age division in two individual speed events including a 30-second speed sprint, and a three-minute endurance event.
“Honestly, this year I’m more excited to be going to Worlds to watch these eight incredible athletes perform,” commented Gibson. “These girls have brought so much passion and joy to my life this year, and watching them succeed has definitely made me emotional a time or two at competitions. As for myself, I’m just excited to finally be able to attend a World Championship, and I’m excited to watch and learn as much as possible.”
It takes a great deal of skill and practice in order to reach the level of world
competition and the Camrose Spirals team has certainly proven they are up for the challenge by training two to three hours, three nights a week, since last October.
“We have been working very hard for the past 11 months,” noted teammate Brooklyn Hautzinger. “I am so excited to have this opportunity of a lifetime to share with my team and coach. Whether we win or lose, we are so proud of ourselves for getting here.”
Many of the athletes have competed together in team events for the last three years, and all of the team members have been involved in the sport for five or more years.
This year, they were able to build on the skills and techniques they learned together as a team, and were able to put together several incredibly difficult, intricate and impressive routines.
“Two years ago, I was sitting in my car with my parents, and I told them that my one goal was to make it to Worlds,” said Natasha Olson. “Now that I made it, I am just so proud of myself and my team, and I couldn’t ask for a better one to go with.”
Celebrating 30 years of offering programming in both competitive and recreational streams, Camrose Spirals members, from Camrose and surrounding area, participate in the organized sport that combines elements of aerobics, synchronized dance, gymnastics and break dancing all tied together with a jump rope.
The Recreational Program is aimed at beginner jumpers ages six and
up. After being assessed by one of the Spiral’s coaches, members have the opportunity to join the “bridging” (competitive training) program for the remainder of the season.
The following year, after an assessment, members may be able to join the competitive program and compete and perform demonstrations with the Spirals provincially, nationally and internationally.
The Spirals also perform many demonstrations throughout the community, affording local spectators an opportunity to watch a unique sport that combines precision, skill, teamwork and talent.
A roster of well-trained instructors, including head coach Bogstie, who has been with the Spirals for over 20 years, offers small group and individual training.
“I am so proud of this team for achieving their goal of qualifying for the World Championships after putting in an incredible amount of time and effort over the past year,” said Bostie. “I have loved watching them come together and creating a strong, dedicated team who pushes and encourages each other, all while having amazing attitudes and a passion for the sport. They are an amazing team, and I’m so excited to cheer them on in Colorado.”
For more information on the Camrose Spirals, visit the website at http://camrosespirals.ca/ or follow them on Facebook and Instagram.
The automotive section of Roose ready to race ’69 Plymouth GTX
By Murray Green Sheldon“I wasn’t looking for this car, but I found this guy in Wetaskiwin who bought this car new in Calgary. He chopped it up a bit and used it for racing. I found out that it has been a race car for 37 years,” explained Sheldon.
“I’ve got it back on the street for a bit, but I’ll probably race it again. It has a 604 engine with 1,101 horsepower. It is an aluminum block engine built in the States that was made for racing. It is not a good street car, it is made for racing,” said Sheldon.
The Plymouth GTX is an automobile introduced as the Belvedere GTX in 1967 by the Plymouth division. It was positioned as a mid-sized upscale-trimmed performance muscle car through the 1971 model year.
“It is the original colour, but has had a paint job. I did quite a bit of work in the interior. I took the motor out and rebuilt it. The car needed a lot of TLC. He raced the car at the Edmonton raceway,” shared Sheldon.
“I plan to race it in Forestburg and Rimbey. I have to upgrade some safety things on the vehicle in order to race again because some of it is all outdated now,” said Sheldon.
The
The 1969 Plymouth GTX was a high-performance muscle car produced by the American automaker, Plymouth, which was a division of the Chrysler Corporation. The GTX was based on the mid-size Plymouth
FUN FACTS
In 1969, the GTX’s sales dropped when the Road Runner was also offered in a convertible body style. The GTX received minor cosmetic changes to the tail lights and grille, as well as the side marker lights. An optional Air Grabber hood (standard on hemi-engined cars) featured functional openings on both sides of the hood that were controlled from the dash.
The 1969 GTX had standard black lower-body side paint in place of the previous stripes. The standard 440 V8 was still rated at 375 horsepower. This was the last year that the convertible model was available on the GTX. Total production was 701 GTX convertibles in 1969. Of those, 11 were equipped with the 426 hemi, four were four-speeds and seven had TorqueFlite automatics. The 1970 GTX received a minor redesign with a new grille and rear taillights. Sales were low as the car did not look much different from the Road Runner. Stylists made the lines smoother, and a power bulge hood was introduced, as well as non-functional rear-brake air scoops. The convertible body style was no longer available. The Air Grabber hood returned, but instead of having two narrow openings running length-wise as in 1969, it had one opening scoop located on the power bulge. The GTX was available with the standard 440 four-barrel carburetor.
Belvedere platform and was known for its powerful engine options and aggressive styling.
“After making all of those changes then you have to make a commitment to race.”
Some notable features of the 1969 Plymouth GTX included a distinctive grille design, dual exhaust system, hood scoops for improved airflow, and optional racing stripes. It was available in various vibrant colours and had a muscular and sleek appearance that appealed to car enthusiasts.
Under the hood, the GTX offered a range of potent engine choices. The standard engine was a 440 cubic inch (7.2-litre) V8, known as the Super Commando engine, which produced around 375 horsepower. For those seeking even more power, there was an optional 426 cubic inch (7.0-litre) hemi V8 engine available, which was capable of producing upwards of 425 horsepower. “The GTX was made to go fast, even in
the street,” said Sheldon.
The 1969 Plymouth GTX featured a robust suspension system and offered various performance upgrades such as heavy-duty brakes and suspension components, high-performance
tires, and a limited-slip differential. It was designed to deliver impressive acceleration, speed, and handling, making it a popular choice among muscle car enthusiasts of its time.
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Dropping in the discs
By Lori LarsenOn July 6 City of Camrose councillors Agnes Hoveland, Kevin Hycha, Lucas Banack and Don Rosland, joined City of Camrose Infrastructure general manager Kris Johnson, Engineering Services manager Jeremy Enarson and Engineering Services assistant Kirsten Nichols, started the process of putting the Moving Bed Biofilm Reactor or MBBR media plastic discs into the large concrete holding tanks of the new Waste Water Treatment Plant (WWTP).
When the discs come in contact with the wastewater, the bacteria will digest the ammonia, therefore reducing the amount of ammonia in the city’s treated wastewater. To help speed along this process, the City will be pumping air into the wastewater using blowers, which will provide both mixing of the plastic discs, as well as the oxygen that the bacteria will need to digest the ammonia.”
Enarson further explained why this process is vital. “The ammonia, if it gets out into the environment in high concentra-
nutrients can be released into the environment and that can lead to the algae blooms that you see on lakes which depletes the oxygen levels and that can kill fish over time. By removing phosphorus from the City’s wastewater, we are also improving the quality of what is released back to the environment.”
Upgrades to the City of Camrose Waste Water Treatment Plant began in 2021 with an expected timeline of completion in early 2024.
The proposed $51.1 mil-
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Dean LaGrange Chief of Police Camrose Police Ser viceQuestion:
Now that summer is in full swing, what are the pressure points for policing in the City of Camrose?
Answer:
Summer typically brings about heavier volumes of traffic, kids are out of school, and more people are out and about later into the evening/early morning hours. This leads to an increase in social disorder types of calls, which is exacerbated by staffing issues and summer holidays. We carefully manage how many officers can go on leave and for how long, to ensure public safety. Several specialty units, including the school resource officer, return to patrol over the summer to assist in calls for service. We also are heavily engaged in planning with the promoters for Big Valley Jamboree, which is a significant draw on resources over the August long weekend.
Have a question for the Chief? Email them to The Camrose Booster at news@camrosebooster.com.
“The main unloading of the over 630 million media will be completed by the WWTP main contractor starting in early to mid July, continuing over the next six weeks,” explained Enarson.
The discs are placed in the tanks as an integral part of the process to remove ammonia from the city’s wastewater.
“The plastic discs will be circulating around in the tanks while bacteria grows on the surfaces of the discs.
tions, can result in a fish kill. The result of what the City is doing with the MBBR plastic discs is lowering ammonia levels in treated wastewater, which will have less of an impact on the fish environment.”
The other important component of the Waste Water Treatment Plant is the removal of phosphorus which occurs in the main processing building.
“While phosphorus is not immediately toxic to fish, phosphorus and other
lion upgrades are intended to meet requirements for additional capacity and the need for higher treatment standards driven by regulations. This upgraded plant will provide cleaner water back into the watershed and give the community room to grow.
For complete details on the upgraded WWTP visit the City of Camrose website at www.ourcamrose. ca/wwtp and contained Explainer Video.
These bikers
the MS Bike Tour
June 24
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of riders came together to support people living with multiple sclerosis in MS Canada’s longest running event. The goal is to raise funds to support people living with multiple sclerosis. This year, Leduc to Camrose MS Bike Tour has raised an impressive $677,000 before the ride.
Super entertaining SuperDogs
Audiences were amazed, amused and enamoured at the incredible talent and feats of agility and skill of dogs and trainers at the two free shows presented by SuperDogs during the July 1, Canada Day celebrations hosted by the City of Camrose, sponsored by local businesses and organizations.
These outstanding athletes ran obstacle courses, sprung into the air to catch frisbees, twirled, danced and even skipped rope all to the commands of their trainers/owners and for the pleasure of the spectators.
Bernard William Patrick
It is with deeply sad hearts that we announce the passing of Bernard William Patrick.
Phyllis Kaiser
Phyllis Kaiser (nee Nieboer), age 74, was called to Heavenly glory on Saturday, July 1, 2023, with her endeared husband George Kaiser and her son Douglas DeWeert by her side, at St. Vincent Mercy Medical Center in Toledo, Ohio.
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In memory of John
who passed away on July 8, 2016
“If you remember anything of me after I leave this world, remember I loved even when it was foolish. That I cared even when it was unwanted. When my body is gone, remember my heart.”
– ANONYMOUS
Love you so – yesterday, today, and tomorrow
On behalf of the family of the late Bob Dorsett
…we would like to thank all of our friends and neighbours for the outpouring of love and support during Bob’s final days.
We are especially thankful for our neighbours of Stoney Creek Meadows, Eastern Star, Weber Funeral Home, and all who donated to the Shriners or TeleMiracle in memory of Bob.
We are forever grateful to Dr. Kevyn Letley and all the nurses of Camrose Home Care for providing exceptional care and support to Bob and family over the last three months. Lastly, we thank all of you who travelled from near and far to attend Bob’s Celebration of Life.
Hugs, Pat
Patricia “Pat” Ann Estey
July 9, 1945 ~ June 29, 2023
Patricia “Pat” Ann Estey of Fredericton, New Brunswick, passed away on Thursday, June 29, 2023, at the age of 77 years.
No formal service will be held.
To send condolences, please visit www.burgarfuneralhome.com
Phone 780-672-2121
“Dedicated service since 1906”
Born on March 20, 1941, Bernie grew up on the family farm near Dodds, Alberta. He graduated from Ryley High School and soon after, moved to Edmonton to pursue his Journeyman as a Heavy Duty Mechanic. In 1969, he met Ruth, the love of his life. In 1971, they married, and later moved into their present home in south Edmonton.
Bernie loved to help neighbours and friends as the community “go-to guy”, including equipment and household repairs or snow blowing. He was also a ham radio enthusiast (VE6BWP), with an easily recognizable truck due to its the many radio antennas. Bernie inherited land on which he loved spending time, picnicking, picking wild saskatoons, setting up game cameras and hunting.
Bernie and Ruth always took time to travel and visit friends and family over the years. When Ruth became ill and had to move into a full-time care facility, Bernie visited her every day. It was difficult for him to see her health decline, but his deep love and devotion for her was evident to all.
Bernie passed away peacefully on June 27, 2023, at the age of 82. Bernie will be lovingly remembered by his wife Ruth; daughter Peggy (Mark); brother Dennis (Noreen); brother-in-law Bert; sistersin law Viola (Herb), Shirley, Barb, Sid’s Shirley and Sherrill; nieces, nephews, and many friends and neighbours. He will be profoundly and deeply missed by all. Bernie was predeceased by his parents John and Amy; parents-in-law Roy and Gertrude; sister-in-law Aldean; brothers-in-law Ken, Sidney and Grant; and nephew Mark.
A memorial service will be held at 2:00 p.m. on Friday, July 14, 2023, at Glenwood Funeral Home, 52356 Range Road 232, Sherwood Park, AB. Memorial donations may be made to the Alberta Conservation Association, the Heart & Stroke Foundation, and the Alzheimer Society.
Gavin Bruce Campbell
September 20, 1960 ~ July 4, 2023
Gavin Bruce Campbell of Edmonton, Alberta, formerly of Ferintosh, passed away on Tuesday, July 4, 2023, at the age of 62 years. No formal service will be held.
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Helen Jane Grattidge
May 5, 1931 ~ June 28, 2023
Helen Jane Grattidge of Camrose, Alberta, passed away on Wednesday, June 28, 2023, at the age of 92 years.
A Funeral Service will be held 11:00 a.m. on Friday, August 11, 2023, at CityLights Church, 4920-48 Street, Camrose, officiated by Rev. Brian Hunter.
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Phyllis was born on February 16, 1949, in Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada, the daughter of William and Henrietta Nieboer.
She attended the University of Alberta in the Dietician program after high school. Following this, she worked as a food service worker and dietary aid at the Provost (Alberta) Health Center for 30 years. In 2009, she moved to Camrose, Alberta, and for many years was employed by Home Care Services; Phyllis thoroughly enjoyed caring for the elderly and those in need. In late 2016, Phyllis met George Kaiser, and she eventually moved to Defiance, Ohio, where they were married in the spring of 2019.
Phyllis displayed her love for her Lord by serving Him as a worship team member and president of the LWML while at Grace Lutheran Church in Camrose, Alberta. While at St. John Lutheran Church in Defiance, she attended numerous Bible studies and served on the Altar Guild; she also was an active member of the Ladies’ Aid.
Phyllis loved cooking, reading and traveling. Most important to her, however, was time spent keeping up with her children, grandchildren and family.
Phyllis is survived by her loving husband George of Defiance, Ohio; four children, three stepchildren, nine grandchildren and five step-grandchildren; son Steven (Nicole) DeWeert of Morinville, Alberta, with their children Devon (Kiana) and Tyrell; son David (LeAnn) DeWeert of Edmonton, Alberta, with their son Jordan; daughter Teresa (Brent) Bonter of Camrose, Alberta, with their children Derek (Kyra), Jeremy (Erika), Kimberly (Logan) Chapman, and Amber; and son Douglas (Anne-Marie) DeWeert of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, with children Michael and Jayne. Also surviving are stepdaughter Cheryl (Matthew) Carothers of Columbus, Indiana, with their children Kaitlyn, Kimberly and Kaleena; stepsons David (Erika) Kaiser of Shawano, Wisconsin, with their children Emma and Eli; and Bryan (girlfriend Dana Birk) of Garland, Texas. Surviving are sisters Shirley (Joe) Schalk of Delta, British Columbia, Marjorie (Dick) Scheurkogel of Lethbridge, Alberta, and Loretta Kopp of Lethbridge, Alberta; as well as many other treasured family members and friends who are left to remember and cherish her memory.
Phyllis was preceded in death by her parents William Nieboer in 1979, and Henrietta Nieboer in 2021; and her daughter-in-law Leslie DeWeert in 2019.
Funeral services in Camrose, Alberta will be announced soon at www.weberfuneralhome.ca
A Celebration of Life service will be held at St. John Lutheran Church, Defiance, OH, at a later date.
In lieu of flowers, memorial donations may be made to St John’s Lutheran School, Defiance, OH, or Grace Lutheran Church, Camrose, Alberta.
Brian Reich
Brian Reich from Bawlf, Alberta, passed away on July 7, 2023, in Edmonton, Alberta, at the Grey Nuns Hospital at the age of 73 years.
He is survived by his wife Shelley; siblings Don (Susan), Donna (Neil) Hanoski and Debbie (Brian) Borgel; and numerous nieces, nephews, relatives and friends.
A public visitation will be held from 7:30 to 8:30 p.m., Thursday, July 13, 2023, at Weber’s Mount Pleasant Chapel in Camrose. A private family graveside service will be held.
In lieu of flowers, memorial donations may be made to the Alberta Cancer Foundation or the Heart and Stroke Foundation.
JONES, James Sherman
We are sad to announce the passing of Jim Jones on June 30, 2023, in Kelowna, BC. Born in Donalda, Alberta, on March 11, 1930, Jim was the oldest child of Sherman and Hazel Jones’ two children. He was predeceased by his parents and his sister, Lavonne Browarny (née Jones).
On March 21, 1951, Jim married his cherished wife, Annabelle Rake, and they celebrated over 71 years of marriage. She predeceased him on May 5, 2022, in Salmon Arm, BC. Jim and Anne attended school and lived in the Donalda area until 1972. They spent a short time in Stettler, Alberta, before moving to Jasper, Alberta, where they resided until their retirement to Canoe, BC, in 1992. Jim spent his years in Jasper working at the Jasper power plant and was Chief Operator at the time of his retirement. Jim was very well known for his outstanding woodworking skills and enjoyed many hours in his shop. His family is grateful for the pieces they received by which they can remember him. He enjoyed snowmobiling in Jasper and Salmon Arm during the winters, and he and Anne camped and explored during the summers. Jim moved to Kelowna from Salmon Arm after his wife passed, and resided at Hawthorne Retirement Residence and later at Orchard Manor. He met many new friends there and could never fully express his appreciation to all the staff for their kindness, helpful hands, and teasing words that helped make his last year of life the very best it could be. So many nephews and nieces will miss him dearly, but he was ready to join Anne after his brief battle with cancer. He was happy to have lived a good and long life.
Interment will be in the Donalda, Alberta cemetery at a later date. Condolences, photos, and memories may be sent to the family by visiting his obituary page at www.springfieldfuneralhome.com
In loving memory of Linda Kovlaske-Moisley who passed away on July 12, 2021 Two years have passed since my dear Linda went away How well I remember that sad and weary day To hear your voice and see your smile, To sit with you and talk awhile, To be together in the same old way, Would be my greatest wish today. My heart still aches with sadness and tears still flow, What it meant to lose you, no one will ever know. My thoughts are always with you, The empty spot in my heart, no one else can even fill. In life, I loved you dearly, in death I always will. Love does not end simply because you are gone. Your loving husband, Frank
Jeanette Pauline Jonson
Jeanette Pauline Jonson of Red Deer, Alberta, passed away on July 1, 2023, at the age of 85. It is with great sadness we announce Jeanette‘s passing, but it is with the assurance that she has been called home to be with her Lord.
Jeanette Beckman was born in Edmonton. Her mother and father, Agnes and Clifford Beckman, raised her on a farm in the Edberg area in Alberta, with her sister Shannon and her brother David. She married Erling Jonson on August 23, 1958. Jeanette obtained secretarial training in Edmonton and proceeded to work at various jobs including the Oil and Gas Conservation Board in Camrose. While her children were in their teens, Jeanette attended Red Deer College and became a Registered Nurse in 1978. She practiced nursing in Red Deer and Lacombe. After caring for seniors for many years, she finally retired at age 72.
Jeanette’s life was grounded in the Christian faith and she was very involved in church life. Jeanette loved her family and sharing her home with visitors. Her pies and cinnamon buns were a special treat when Jeanette hosted her many gatherings at home. She also mastered Erling’s favourite Swedish foods and these became an important part of family celebrations. Jeanette enjoyed music and loved to play the piano. She was an avid gardener and loved to share her huge raspberry patch. Her travels to Australia and volunteer work in the Philippines and Mexico brought many more visitors to share her hospitality back at home.
She will be deeply missed by her children Byron (Jodie) and Sheila (Dan); grandchildren David, Elise, Kyle, Erik and Aanika; great-grandchildren Olivia and Eliana; brother David (Sandra); and nieces, nephews, cousins and friends. She was predeceased by her husband Erling, her grandson Ryan and her sister Shannon.
A memorial service will be held at Meeting Creek Cemetery on July 22, 2023, at 2:00 p.m. In lieu of flowers, memorial donations may be directed to Deer Park Alliance Church or the Canadian Cancer Society. Condolences to Jeanette’s family may be emailed to meaningful@telus.net
WIELER, James “Jim” Harold 1951 ~ 2023
It is with much sadness we share that James “Jim” Wieler of Camrose, Alberta, passed away on Thursday, June 29, 2023, at the age of 72 years. Jim was born in 1951 in Carman, Manitoba, and was the youngest child and only son of Peter and Aganetha (Nettie Wiebe) Wieler.
Jim was predeceased by his parents Peter and Nettie; and his sisters Lillian (Lil), Dorothy (Dot), Jean and (Elizabeth) Betty. He is survived by his sister Florence; his children Michelle and Ryan; former wife Donna; numerous nieces, nephews, cousins and many friends, including longtime companion Lil Rybak.
As per Jim’s request, no service will be held.
Robert Keith Olson
June 30, 1937 ~ June 30, 2023
Robert Keith Olson of Camrose passed away on Friday, June 30, 2023, at the age of 86 years.
He is survived by his wife Marie; children Dan, Wendy (Dave), Laura, and Ed (Zoe); grandchildren Rebecca, Eli, Devin, Ty and Ole; great-granddaughter Adley; brother David; and sister Ruth.
He was predeceased by his parents Ed and Elsie Olson; and brothers Paul, Ken and Elmer.
At his request, no funeral service will be held.
For more information on The Camrose Booster Obituary Page, contact your funeral director or the Camrose Booster
Honour your depa rted fr iend or relative
Seney
…would like to express our sincere appreciation to our family, friends and community who surrounded us with love through this sudden and difficult loss. For the many donations made in her honour, the food dropped off, the meals provided, the bouquets of flowers, we are thankful. We are grateful for the hundreds of people who were able to come and celebrate and remember Marlene’s life with us. Memories will continue to sustain us, and we appreciate the many stories people have shared with us. To everyone who has reached out with messages of sympathy, stopped in to visit or supported us in any way, we thank you.
A sincere thank you to the doctors and nurses at St. Mary’s Hospital, including two special nurses, Cindy Parker and Paige Bailey; the EMS staff; and the doctors and nurses at the U of A Hospital. Also, a special thank you to Bart Orr and the staff of Burgar Funeral Home for their compassion and excellent service. Thank you to Reverend Hunter for the lovely service, to Alex Oliver for playing the bagpipes, and to the City Lights Church for the lunch.
Mary Louise Nelson
December 18, 1944 - July 3, 2023
Mary Louise Nelson (nee Selte) was a caring mother, grandmother, sister and friend to many. She passed away peacefully on Monday, July 3, 2023, surrounded by her family.
Mary was born on December 18, 1944, to Martin and Amy Selte (nee Ganton) in Islay, Alberta. Mary was born into a farming family from Paradise Valley, Alberta, and was the fifth child in a family of eight. Mary spent her youth helping on the farm, spending time with her siblings, playing ball, and riding horses. This time together was well enjoyed and created many fond memories with her siblings and friends.
Mary went to E. H. Walter High School in Paradise Valley, and later trained as a telephone operator. In 1964, Mary married Fred Nelson of Vermilion. Together, they began their own family farm south of Vermilion. Mary loved the farming life and always could be found working in her large garden, planting trees, mowing grass, cooking delicious meals, canning preserves, or baking pies and cinnamon buns for her family and friends to enjoy. In 1965, Mary welcomed her first son, Arvin. She loved being a mom and welcomed three more children to their family, Karoleigh, Kris, and Marit.
Mary was very proud of her Norwegian roots. In the early 1970s, she took a trip to Norway. She loved visiting Norway. Mary learned about family history, enjoyed meeting her dad’s side of the family, and touring his old homestead in Hønefoss, Norway. It was a trip she would cherish for a long time.
In 1986, Mary and Fred were divorced. Mary relocated to Camrose, where she raised Kris and Marit. Mary’s life changed a lot in Camrose. She was not on the farm anymore and needed to support her family. Mary took the opportunity to upgrade her skills and education. She focused on early childhood and worked in various roles in this field. Mary had a passion for working with young children and worked as an educational assistant. No stranger to work, Mary was employed well into her 70s working at various retail locations around Camrose.
Mary enjoyed staying busy and meeting new people. She made friends easily and enjoyed spending time visiting with them. Mary enjoyed attending barbecues, dancing, and taking time to quietly build a puzzle with friends. She continued travelling in her later years. Mary enjoyed bus trips to Victoria. She loved walking around the beautiful landscape of Victoria and admiring the gardens planted throughout. Mary was very active all of her life and enjoyed taking walks around Mirror Lake every day. Mary kept herself busy until the end and planted her final bountiful garden this spring.
Mary is survived by her daughter Karoleigh; son Kris; daughter Marit; seven grandchildren; brother Don; and sisters Sonia, Jean and Janet.
Mary was predeceased by her son Arvin Nelson; granddaughter Natahne Nelson; and brothers Arnold, Carl and Charlie Selte.
Life wasn’t easy for our mom, but she made the best life she could and was happy. If you knew our mom, please take a moment to think of her, we think she would really like that.
We love you and will miss you, Mom. – Kris and Marit
A funeral service was held at 1:00 p.m. on Friday, July 7, 2023, at CityLights Church, officiated by Rev. MaryAnn Pastuck.
If family and friends so desire, memorial contributions in Mary’s memory may be made to Little Warriors.
To send condolences, please visit www.burgarfuneralhome.com
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James
“Jim” Harold Wieler
May 25, 1951 ~ June 29, 2023
James “Jim” Harold Wieler of Camrose, Alberta, passed away on Thursday, June 29, 2023, at the age of 72 years.
As per Jim’s request, no service will be held.
To send condolences, please visit www.burgarfuneralhome.com
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Mary Anne Angela Wolokoff
May 19, 1949 ~ July 1, 2023
Mary Anne was born on May 19, 1949, in Camrose, and passed away peacefully on July 1, 2023, at the age of 74 years, after a brave fight with cancer.
Mary Anne grew up in Camrose, where she graduated from high school. She worked at the hospital, then met her future husband Johnny at her best friend’s wedding. She was married in November 1969, moved to the Wolokoff family farm, and was blessed with four children. While farming full time, she still managed to find time to tend to her beloved flower beds and garden. Later, she was further blessed with 12 grandchildren, all of whom adored their Granny. After Johnny’s death, she continued to operate the family farm and pass on her knowledge and wisdom.
She is survived by her loving children Brad (Brenda) Wolokoff, Dale (Lynette) Wolokoff, Polly (Wayne) Gauthier and Shelley Wolokoff (Donny); 12 grandchildren Brady, Blaine, Brooke, Jenna, Courtney, Carter, Mason, Justin, Jonathan, Destiny, Chriselle and Hunter; siblings Peter (Leslie) Wetsch, Gloria Lecapoy, Norman (Maryann) Wetsch, Caroline Fillinger and Dora (Dean) Schacker; as well as numerous relatives and friends. She was predeceased by her husband John; her parents Frank and Christine; and brother Brian.
She was a loving and devoted wife, mother, grandmother, sister, aunt and friend. She will be greatly missed by those who were fortunate to know her, and she will not be forgotten. Her kind spirit, love of life, and determination will live on in those she touched.
A Funeral Mass was held at 11:00 a.m. on Friday, July 7, 2023, at the Our Lady of the Prairies Roman Catholic Church, Daysland, with celebrant Father Danial DSouza.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions in Mary Anne’s memory may be made to the Alberta Cancer Foundation, the Arthritis Society Canada, or the Stollery Children’s Hospital.
To send condolences, please visit www.burgarfuneralhome.com
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DEATHS
Helen Jane Grattidge, of Camrose, on June 28, at 92 years of age.
Patricia “Pat” Ann Estey, of Fredericton, NB, on June 29, at 77 years of age.
James “Jim” Wieler, of Camrose, on June 29, at 72 years of age.
Phyllis (nee Nieboer) Kaiser, of Toledo, Ohio, formerly of Camrose, on July 1, at 74 years of age.
Mary Anne Angela Wolokoff, of Daysland, on July 1, at 74 years of age.
Rose Isip, of Camrose, formerly of Philippines, on July 3, at 50 years of age.
Mary Louise Nelson, of Camrose, formerly of Vermilion, on July 3, at 78 years of age.
Gavin Bruce Campbell, of Edmonton, formerly of Ferintosh, on July 4, at 62 years of age.
Brian Reich, of Bawlf, on July 7, at 73 years of age.
Marian Winder, of Camrose, formerly of Hay Lakes, on July 8, at 75 years of age.
NOTICE
#1 Lot 28 Block 5 Plan 09322078; 3410 57 St ., Camrose, AB T4V 4N2
#2 Lot 1 Block 1 Plan 0920777; RR2, Camrose, AB T4V 2N1
Proposed installation of 5kW natural gas Combined Heat and Power micro-generation units
#3 Lot 1 Block 1 Plan 0828390; Box 963, Camrose, AB T4V 4E7
Proposed installation of 10kW natural gas Combined Heat and Power micro-generation units
In accordance with Appendix A1-Par ticipant involvement program (PIP) guidelines of AUC Rule 007. If you feel you may be affected by the proposed projects, please provide your input by July 25, 2023 to: Mike Roppelt, GSS Energy Ltd. 2004 Sher wood Drive, Sher wood Park , AB T8A 0Z1 or mike@gssenergy.ca or 780.951.1458.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS AND CL AIMANTS
Estate of the late ADELINE TERESA PAT TEN, of Sedgewick , Alber ta, who died on October 15, 2022.
If you have a claim against this estate, you must f ile your claim by August 17, 2023, and provide details of your claim with MARTIN WEST of Farnham West Stolee Kambeit z LLP, Barristers and Solicitors at 5016-52 Street, Camrose, AB T4V 1V7.
If you do not f ile by the date above, the estate proper ty can law fully be distributed without regard to any claim you may have
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Glass Technician
Crystal glass is an all Canadian, employee-owned company established in 1949. We are the largest glass company located across Western Canada with 51 retail, 12 warehouses and 2 manufacturing locations and growing. We provide great opportunities to all our employees.
General Duties
A Glass Technician’s primary job is to service the residential, commercial and automotive needs of our Crystal Glass customers.
Company
We have a great work environment and recognized safety program as well as an in-house training program with multiple levels of certification.
Competitive wages are based on experience and performance.
We have a comprehensive benefit package, as well as ESP company ownership (shares) which is fully funded by Crystal Glass.
If you are serious about a career in the glass business, take advantage of all the opportunities Crystal Glass has to o er.
Please forward all resumés to George.parnall@crystalglass.ca
System Planning & Engineering Manager
ABOU T U S
At Batt le River Power Coop we invest in ou r greatest reso urce – ou r members. As one of Albe rta’s largest Cooperative as electricit y dist ribution provider, we are positioned for grow th Each day, Batt le River Power Coop employees strive to exceed members expectat ions while maintaining a focus on ou r commit ment to safety
Applicatio n Deadline: U nti l a s uite d c andidate i s h ired
Depa rt ment : Syste m Planning a n d E ngineering
Wo r k L ocatio n/O c e: C am ro se
St atus : Ful l T im e
Number o f H ires : 1
Why J oi n O u r Tea m?
At B at tl e R ive r Powe r C oo p, ou r e mploye es ’ m at ter. We wor k i n a m embe r focused a n d team-orient e d e nv ironment where t h e s afet y of o u r e mploye e s a n d c ommunities i s paramoun t, o u r m embers ’ n eed s a re a to p p riorit y, a n d t he re liabilit y of t hei r e lectricit y s er vi c e i s c ritical. B y j oining th e B at tl e R ive r Powe r C oo p f amil y, yo u w il l b ecom e a p ar t of a c ollaborative a n d c ommunicative cultu re, o n e t ha t i s re spec tf u l of o u r h is to ry, w hil e focused o n t h e f uture a nd th e o ppor tunities i t b rings . At B at tl e R ive r Powe r C oo p, we powe r r ura l c ommunities a n d e mpowe r o u r p eopl e to d o their b es t wor k
Wha t a re We L oo king For ?
Ba tt l e R ive r Powe r C oo p i s l oo king fo r a h ighl y m ot iv ated an d exp erience d S yste m Planning & E ngineering M anager to s uppor t o u r C hief O peratin g O c e r w it h t h e d esig n a nd longevit y of o u r distributio n s ystem . We’re s peci c ally look in g fo r a n i ndividua l w h o i s a n exc eptional tea m player, d evoted to s afet y a n d i s c ommi tte d to p roviding a n exceptiona l m embe r exp erience.
This positio n w il l b e a ccount abl e a n d responsibl e fo r d irec t re po rt in g s ta an d a l l a ctivitie s w ithi n t h e S yste m Planning & E ngineering D epar tment . You r rol e a s t h e M anage r i s to deve lo p l on g ter m s yste m p lanning i n t h e b es t i nteres t of Ba tt l e R ive r Powe r C oo p a n d i t s M embership. I ntegral to this positio n i s t h e s trategi c distributio n d esig n p ro cess, standa rd s d evelopment , a n d t h e s uppor t requi re ment s for new o r replacemen t a ssets.
What will you bring to the Role?
o Abilit y to both lead and work within a team environment; including leading by example in promoting and applying safe work practices.
o Abilit y to develop and maintain e ective relationships with fellow co-workers and our members; this includes good communication, interpersonal and problemsolving skills.
o Demonstrated abilit y to work as a par t of a team or independently as an individual contributor
o Good organizational and time management skills, able to manage numerous projects and competing demands.
o Knowledge of basic computer skills (Microsof t O ce, Outlook etc.) and familiarit y with design/mapping soft ware (AutoCAD, PLS Cad, ArcGIS
Required Quali cations:
o Registered Professional Engineer, Senior Technologist or Journeyman Lineman with 10 years distribution and management experience in the Province of Alber ta.
o Possess thorough working knowledge of power transmission and distribution systems.
o Abilit y to develop and write e ective construction related programs, policies, practices, and procedures.
o Previous experience in rural power distribution system operations would be an asset
o Familiarit y with Electric Utilit y Industr y & Cooperatives.
Special Conditions:
o Business needs dictate that you must live within the Camrose area.
o The successful candidate will be required to produce a current driver’s abstract
o This has been identi ed as a safet y sensitive position. The successful candidate will be subject to a preemployment drug and alcohol test
Please submit your resumé to:
Battle River Power Coop
Attention: Human Resources
Box 1420, Camrose, AB T4V 1X3
Email: valerie.king@brpower.coop
We appreciate and consider all applications; however, only those selected for an interview will be contacted.
Augustana Counsellor SS Augustana Student Services
This position will be up to 14 hours per week from Aug 15, 2023 to May 15, 2024, with a possibility of extension and hourly rate of $60.00 per hour.
Location: Augustana Camrose. This role is in-person.
Position:
Use your expertise to make a difference for university students. The University of Alberta is hiring a Counsellor to support students at the Augustana campus as they navigate the challenges and opportunities of a university education. Reporting to the Augustana Manager Student Life, the Counsellor is responsible for providing mental health services to the student population at the Augustana Campus of the University of Alberta (U of A). Services include: the provision of short term counselling and therapy; the provision of psychoeducational workshops and other skills based programming.
Duties
• Provide limited session individual/couple/family/group counselling modalities, which would include assessment and session-limited treatment of a variety of mental health concerns
• Address client developmental concerns; fostering resiliency, social and life skills, developmental transitions, stress management, and identity issues (such as gender identification, sexual orientation, culture, and acculturation)
• Support international students with cultural adjustment/conflicts, displacement from home countries because of conflict/war, acculturation, adjustment, etc.
• Integrate client identity, such as race, gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity, spirituality and religion, culture, and neurodevelopmental differences, into counselling and treatment planning
• Develop, deliver, and assess a variety of psychoeducational workshops
• Ensure that confidential client records are properly maintained, protected, and shared in accordance with professional codes of conduct, provincial legislation, and university information privacy policies
Minimum Qualifications
• Master’s degree in a related discipline such as, but not limited to, Counselling or Clinical Psychology; Master’s degree in Social Work, clinical designation; Master’s degree in Occupational Therapy with mental health focus
• Registered or Licensed mental health professional, and member in good standing, within a regulated professional body including but not limited to: College of Alberta Psychologists, Alberta College of Social Workers, and/or the Alberta College of Occupational Therapists
• Extensive breadth and depth of training, knowledge and professional skills in light of the increasing complexity, severity and chronicity of mental health concerns among post-secondary students
• Knowledge of short term therapy approach to counselling, and solution focused and/or narrative approaches to counselling If interested, please apply: https://apptrkr.com/4341274
JUNIOR MARKETING STRATEGIST
WE AR E GROWING OUR MARKE TING TE AM
* Full time permanent position, Monday to Friday, 8:00 am to 5:00 pm
* Full bene fits after three months
* You will be trained and positioned to professionally represent all products and services provided by the Camrose Booster, including: our popular print publications, The Camrose Booster, The Countr y Booster, and the Super Booster, plus the Camrose Now! app, Website Design, Flyer Printing and Delivery, Commercial Printing, and Promotional (Logo) Products
THE INDIVIDUAL WE ARE SEEKING
Post-secondar y education in any or all of marketing, sales, multimedia, would be an asset but not a necessit y, we are happy to train. An ambitious, outgoing individual must have great communication skills and be confident and willing to work with some of the best and most progressive businesses in Camrose. Potential candidates must have a valid Driver ’s License and a reliable vehicle to accomplish ou tside sales function s.
COMPENSATION
* Guaranteed base as you learn
* Base plus commission once you are established and exceeding your base plan
* A car allowance will be provided
HOW TO APPLY
Please forward your resumé, with an appropriate cover letter (including your earning expectations) to mc foul@cable -lynx.net or deliver your pack age in person to :
CWSS session addresses climate change
By Lori LarsenOne of the most talked about topics in a variety of venues, including around many dinner tables, is climate change and the impact it is having on our world.
On July 13 at 7 p.m., the City of Camrose and Camrose Wildlife Stewardship Society invite everyone to come out to the Stoney Creek Centre (5320-39 Avenue) for the free session, Climate Change: Opportunities for a Better Life in Camrose, presented by the Camrose Green Action Committee.
“Attendees will learn the basics of climate change, what is it, why it’s happening, and how it is impacting Camrose,” noted City of Camrose Greenspace and Wildlife Stewardship coordinator Brooklyn Swain. “Along with learning the science, we will learn how Camrose can actually benefit from the changes that are coming with the Camrose Green Action Committee.”
According to the Province of Alberta website ( www.alberta.ca/climatechange-alberta.aspx ) changes in climate are causing impacts globally including: increasing temperatures, rising ocean levels and more frequent
droughts, floods and forest fires.
The Camrose Green Action Committee works with Camrose Council to identify emerging environmental issues that will have practical and economic benefits for Camrose.
Come out on July 13 and learn how to impart positive change in an effort to ensure our community and our planet can be
sustainable for years to come.
While attending the event on July 13 be sure to put your name into the draw for a chance to win prizes, donated by local businesses, during the final event to be held on August 3.
For more information on the summer events offered from now until August 3, email wildlife stewardship@camrose.ca
You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of Bag of Ice to your summer barbecue
I love it when the kids tell me they're bored. As if the lady standing in front of the sink full of dir ty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time I don't care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. No work, just popsicles and slip 'n' slides. Ice cream stores should have t wo lines – one for people who have no idea what avour they want, and one for people who know what avour they want already
It's funny how we say, "A bug hit my windshield," when we are the ones going 100 kilometres an hour I bet the bug's family describes it a bit di erently Men will bur y their emotions for decades and then take it all out on children tubing while they drive the boat Being a seagull must be pretty fun because it's basically just endless french fries and permission to scream whenever you want
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes, but right now, it's just a draf t.
One thing about having kids is that you constantly have rocks in your house.
What's that on your nightstand? A rock
What's in the couch cushion? A rock
What's that in the bathroom sink ? You'll never guess.
STORM CLOUDS
Lori Larsen, Camrose Booster
Ominous storm clouds move in just north of Camrose on Sunday, July 2, providing a backdrop to the earlier than usual flowering canola field.
Central Agencies Realty Home of the Week Luxurious country home
By Lori LarsenLocated just minutes from Camrose, this 12-acre parcel with custom bungalow home and huge heated shop is the perfect set up for a home business or hobby farm, offering peace and quiet in a superb setting.
Curb appeal galore leads you into the exquisitely built home featuring beautiful finishes, 10- and 12-foot ceilings with wood accent beams and luxury around every corner.
The living room is highlighted by a stone gas fireplace and dark wood built-in entertainment centre.
Follow through to the kitchen where dreams are made of with granite counter tops, stylish finishes, and stainless steel appliances. A huge centre island is perfect for entertaining, and a walkin pantry features a chef prep area complete with coffee centre and beverage fridge.
Family meals are bound to be wonderful in the dining area with large windows and patio doors leading out to
the covered deck and an amazing outdoor living space.
The master bedroom is five-star quality with a huge walk-in closet featuring custom built-ins and an en suite right out of a home décor magazine that includes a stand alone soaker tub, double sinks, and huge walk-in shower. Step out of your master bedroom onto your own private patio and slip into the twoperson hot tub to wind down the day.
The home office is a sophisticated place to host business meetings.
Two more bedrooms, a four-piece main bathroom and a large laundry area complete main floor living.
The oversized attached garage has epoxy floors for easy clean up. The property also boasts a 30’ x 50’ x 16’ high heated shop complete with laundry and a three-piece washroom.
This stunning country property with gorgeous home, located at 46180 Range Road 191, Rural Camrose, and priced at $1,625,000, is a must see. For a private viewing, contact Wally Wrubleski at:
Central Agencies Realty 4870-51 Street, Camrose 780-672-4495 or Cell 780-781-7323
Wally Wrubleski
When I was little, my dad had me convinced that the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out Well played, Dad, well played.
Kid: "My teacher told us to make believe she is a stranger if we see her at the grocery store this summer."
Summer: The time of year when parents realize just how grossly underpaid teachers actually are.
The weather is much warmer in summer and that means only one thing: Remember to close your windows before you yell at your kids.
A dad's favourite part of summer holidays is acting like he's better than everyone else because he woke up the earliest
Those darn mosquitoes!
Mosquitoes are like family – annoying, but they carr y your blood.
Why can't mosquitoes suck fat instead of blood?
Dear Mosquito, we all know biting us is your job, but is the singing really necessary?
When you really want to slap somebody, just do it and say, "Mosquito!"
There are only two seasons in Canada: Flu and Mosquito.
Dad Mosquito: "How was your rst ight, son?"
Son Mosquito: "It was great, Dad! Everyone was clapping for me!"
Mosquito at bedtime: "Oh, you're almost falling asleep. Just wait, let me play you the song of my people!"
If you think you're too small to make a di erence, you haven't spent a night with a mosquito.
Donate blood – eight million mosquitoes can't be wrong!
The Mosquito: King of the Prairies
• Lives at the expense of its hosts.
• Levies taxes without representation.
• Forces its subjects to wear expensive per fume
in its presence.
I'm at the movies. I see what looks like a mosquito sitting next to me. "Are you a mosquito?" I ask "Yes," he replies. "What are you doing at the movies?" I inquire. The mosquito says, "Well, I really liked the book."