East of the River January 2011 by Capital Community News

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NEIGHBORHOOD NEWS 08 ............Go See Do 10 ............East of the River Calendar 16 ............The Bulletin Board 20 ............Happy New Year, Multi-State... • by Ed Lazere and Jenny Reed 22 ............Honoring Dr. King • by John Muller 24 ............Let’s bring back the MLK Parade... • by Charles Wilson 26 ............GSA Preserves Historic St Elizabeths... • by John Muller 28 ............Anacostia High Returns to “It’s Academic” • by John Muller 30 ............Holiday Cheer in Congress Heights • by Shannon Holloway

EAST WASHINGTON LIFE

30 ............DC’s Home-Grown Artists Get Grabby for GRAMMIES • by Khadijah Ali-Coleman

32 ............Uniontown Bar & Grill Set to Open • by John Muller 33 ............Comedian Erin Jackson • by John Muller 34 ............The Jazz Project • by Jean-Keith Fagon

HEALTH in 2011 35 ............Cultivating Optimism • by Ronda Bresnick Hauss, LCSW 36 ............Bikram Yoga Can Help with Rheumatoid Arthritis • by Kristin Marsh Song

38 ............Pediatric ER Doctors Open Simplicity....

KIDS & FAMILY 39 ............Kids and Family Notebook • by Kathleen Donner 43 ............ERFSC’s Holiday Gala Fundraiser • by Rosie Parke

HOMES & GARDENS 43 ............Changing Hands • compiled by Don Denton

44 ............The Classifieds 46 ............The Nose • by Anonymous

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GO.SEE.DO. Patti LaBelle in Choral Tribute to Martin Luther King Hear Patti Labelle and the Let Freedom Ring Choir in concert at the Kennedy Center Concert Hall on Monday, January 17 at 6:00 PM in tribute to Martin Luther King, Jr.’s legacy. This musical celebration is co-hosted by the Kennedy Center and Georgetown University. During the evening Georgetown University will award the ninth annual John Thompson Legacy of a Dream Award to Rev. Dr. Joseph Lowery—a leader in the American Civil Rights movement. Free tickets will be distributed (two per person in line) in the Hall of Nations starting at 4:00 PM that day on a first come, first served basis. The line forms early. 202-467-4600. kennedy-center.org

MLK National Day of Service Martin Luther King National Day of Service was designated by Congress in 1994 transforming the holiday into a national day of community service. Serve DC and the Office of the Secretary ask for volunteers to take part in a day that keeps alive a legacy of service in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Volunteers will participate in over 1300 projects throughout DC’s 8 wards. Visit the Serve DC - The Mayor’s Office on Volunteerism offices, Franklin D. Reeves Municipal Center, 2000 14th St. NW, Suite 101, call 202-727-7925 or go to servedc. org to find out how you can help. Other inportant volunteerism websites are servenet.org, volunteermatch.org andusafreedomcorps.org.

Sunday Evening Concerts at the National Gallery of Art On Sunday evenings, the National Gallery of Art presents free live music concerts in the West Building, West Garden Court. On Jan. 2, hear the American String Quartet; Jan. 9, the National Gallery of Art Orchestra; Jan. 16, Bruno Nasta, violinist, and Ensemble; Jan 23, Verge Ensemble; Jan 30, Victor Goldberg, pianist. The entrance at Sxith Street and Constitution Avenue, NW remains open on Sundays until 6:30 PM. Concerts are every Sunday except in summer when the National Gallery of Art presents Jazz in the Garden on Friday nights. 202-842-6941. nga.gov. American String Quartet. Photo: Peter Schaaf

Horton Foote’s “The Carpetbagger’s Children” at Ford’s In a series of charming, humorous and poignant vignettes, Horton Foote’s “The Carpetbagger’s Children” weaves a captivating tapestry of family secrets, small-town lives and private tragedies. At the center of the play are sisters Cornelia, Grace Anne and Sissie, daughters of a Union soldier who moved south after the war. The sisters’ bonds are challenged as they seek to preserve the family’s Texas plantation in an era of startling growth and change. An Academy Award-winning playwright, Foote won the 2002 Steinberg/American Theatre Critics New Play Award for “The Carpetbagger’s Children.” This play, at Ford’s Theatre from Jan. 21Feb.13, is part of Civil War to Civil Rights, a citywide commemoration marking the 150th anniversary of the American Civil War that also explores D.C.’s unique role in the civil rights movement. Tickets are $15-$55 with discounts for groups, senior citizens, military personnel and those younger than 35. 202-347-4833. fords.org. The Carpetbagger’s Children. Photo: Courtesy of Ford’s Theatre

Polar Bear Plunge at Sandy Point State Park On Saturday, Jan. 29, an estimated 15,000 participants of all ages will take a dip in the wintry waters of the Chesapeake Bay at Sandy Point State Park. This year Plunge includes a brand-new “Frigid Friday” Polar Bear Plunge for school teams, the 80’s themed Rams Head Ice Lodge, an entertainment tent featuring live music and beer and wine for sale; and a bigger and better festival. Participation is $50 in pledges or a $50 donation to Special Olympics Maryland. Since the event’s inception in 1997, approximately 60,000 people have taken the Plunge, raising a total of $16.1 million dollars for Special Olympics athletes. Anyone can participate. Under 18 requires parent or guardian signature. Plunges will take place at both 1:00 PM and 3:00 PM. Registration begins at 8:00 AM. You may preregister online at plungemd.com or by calling 800-541-7544 x503.

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CALENDAR MLK EVENTS AND ACTIVITIES We Shall Overcome: The Song That Moved a Nation (video). Wednesday, Jan. 5, 10:30 AM. We Shall Overcome traces the origins of the civil rights movement through a single song, performed by the SNCC Freedom Singers; Peter, Paul, and Mary; and Joan Baez. Andrew Young, Julian Bond, and other veterans of the 1960s reminisce about the meaning of the song. For grades 4 to adult. Free. Anacostia Community Museum, 1901 Fort Pl. SE. 202-633-4820. anacostia.si.edu Street Art and Jazz. Monday, Jan. 10, 6:30-8:30 PM. This is the exhibit opening of Picture Equality by youth activist photography group Critical Exposure, and a King-era jazz concert with bassist Herman Burney and vocalist Akua Allrich. Light refreshments served. This event is part of the DC Public Library’s King Week 2011. Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Library, 901 G St. NW. dclibrary.org/mlkweek Spies of the Civil Rights Movement. Tuesday, Jan. 11, 6:30 PM. International Spy Museum. One of the most shocking aspects of the civil rights era are the spies, smear campaigns, and other dirty tricks the U.S. government used to infiltrate and discredit the movement and its leaders—especially Dr. Martin Luther King. Join Rick Bowers, author of Spies of Mississippi: The True Story of the Spy Network that Tried to Destroy the Civil Rights Movement, for a fascinating, behind-the-scenes view of the operatives who infiltrated the movement in the 1950s and ‘60s. $12.50. 800 F St. NW. 202-393-7798. spymuseum.org

Essence magazine Washington correspondent Cynthia Gordy will engage Juan Williams, Fox TV News political analyst and Fox News Sunday panelist, in a dialogue following his talk at the 26th Annual Martin Luther King Jr. Program presented by Smithsonian’s Anacostia Community Museum on Friday, Jan. 14 at 7pm. Photo: Courtesy of Cynthia Gordy.

Books & Beyond at the Library of Congress. Wednesday, Jan. 12, noon. Kate Masur will discuss and sign her new book An Example for All the Land: Emancipation and the Struggle Over Equality in Washington, DC. Free. Montpelier Room, Madison Building, Library of Congress. 101 Independence Ave. SE. 202-707-8000. loc.gov Bridge to Freedom (film). Thursday, Jan. 13, 6:30 PM. View and discuss the documentary “Eyes on the Prize.” Anacostia Neighborhood Library, 1800 Good Hope Rd. SE. 202-715-7707. dclibrary.org/anacostia

Taratibu Youth Association Steppers will perform at the 26th Annual Martin Luther King Jr. Program on Jan. 14. Photo: Gumboot: Lark Eaglin

The State of MLK Street (film premier). Thursday, Jan. 13, 7:00 PM. View the documentary “State of MLK Street” that examines the many avenues, boulevards and thoroughfares named after the slain Civil Rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Eight young filmmakers traveled to 13 cities across the country to document and discuss what they saw about Dr. King’s legacy of social justice. Inspired by a joke within the African-American community that streets named for Martin Luther King, Jr. are crime-ridden, the students visited streets named for the slain civil rights leader to interview the people who frequent those streets. Guided by A Nu View, a D.C.-based organization that teaches high school students to produce documentaries, the film includes interviews of Harry Belafonte, Danny Glover, Judge Joe Brown, author Walter Mosley, Rev. Jesse Jackson, rapper Mos Def and political commentator Jeff Johnson. Discussion follows with the producers. Anacostia Neighborhood Library, 1800 Good Hope Rd. SE. 202-715-7707. dclibrary.org/anacostia

The 26th Annual Martin Luther King Jr. Program presented by Smithsonian’s Anacostia Community Museum on Friday, Jan. 14 at 7pm.

Memories. Thursday, Jan. 13, 1:15 PM. Seniors can share fond memories of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. The Deanwood Recreation Center, Deanwood Neighborhood Library, 1350 49th. St. NE. 202-698-1175. dclibrary.org/deanwood

This year’s event features Juan Williams, Fox TV News political analyst and Fox News Sunday panelist, as keynote, followed by a dialogue between Williams and Essence magazine Washington correspondent Cynthia Gordy. The free program takes place at the Baird Auditorium in the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History at 10th Street and Constitution Avenue N.W. For more information or reservations, email acmrsvp@si.edu or call 202.633.4875.

Happy Birthday, Dr. King! Thursday, Jan. 13, 4:00 PM. Participants are invited to bring “presents” in the form of canned goods or nonperishable food items that will be donated to a local food pantry. All ages. Francis A. Gregory Neighborhood Library, 2100 36th Pl. SE. 202-698-6373. dclibrary.org/francis

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Annual Martin Luther King, Jr. Program at the Anacostia Community Museum. Friday, Jan. 14, 7:00-9:30 PM. This annual program honors the birthday and vision of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Free. 1901 Fort Pl. SE. 202633-4820. anacostia.si.edu MLK Shabbat: Visions of Justice and Freedom. Friday, Jan. 14, 7:30 PM. Sixth & I Historic Synagogue and Turner Memorial A.M.E. Church invite you to celebrate the seventh annual MLK Shabbat service commemorating the spirit and work of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel. Musical accompaniment by Turner Memorial Choir and Rak Shalom, a University of Maryland a cappella group. Dessert reception following the service. Free but please RSVP. Sixth & I Historic Synagogue, 600 I St. NW. 202-408-3100. sixthandi.org A Conversation with Tavis Smiley and Cornel West. Jan. 14, 7:30 PM. Join one of America’s leading public intellectuals, Cornel West, for a wide-ranging conversation with broadcaster and author Tavis Smiley, on African American history and culture. This event is presented as a preview to the exhibition America I AM: The African American Imprint, which opens Feb. 2 at National Geographic Museum. $20. National Geographic Museum, 17th and M sts. NW. 202857-7000. nationalgeographic.com Community Dialogue: What Does Dr. King Mean to You? Saturday, Jan. 15, 2:00-4:00 PM. Express yourself in poetry, song, art, or any way you’d like about this important American leader. All ages. Benning Neighborhood Library, 3935 Benning Rd. NE. 202281-2583. dclibrary.org/benning Poetry Extravaganza: 15th Annual Tribute Honoring the Life and Legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Saturday, Jan. 15, 1:005:00 PM. Presented by Collective Voices. All ages. Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Library (auditorium A-5), 901 G St. NW. dclibrary. org/mlkweek I Have a Dream (questions and answers). Saturday, Jan. 15, 1:30 PM. Participate in a question and answer session on famous speeches of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and their context in today’s society. Browse a book display honoring this great American leader. This program is for adults. Deanwood Neighborhood Library, 1350 49th. St. NE. 202-698-1175. dclibrary.org/deanwood Martin Luther King, Jr. Holiday Family Festival. Jan. 15–17, 10:00 AM-5:30 PM. The National Museum of American History remembers King’s legacy and the contributions of thousands of other Americans to justice and freedom during the Civil Rights Movement with a weekend of special events. Visitors can participate in Student Sit-ins, a Freedom Riders Roundtable Discussion and experience a stirring and inspirational tribute to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., as the museum’s Freedom Singers present songs of the Civil Rights Movement, followed by a dramatic presentation of Dr. King’s own words. 202-633-1000. americanhistory.si.edu Service To Serve Haiti Fair. Sunday, Jan. 16, 3:00-6:00 PM. Service of Recommitment, 4:00 PM in the church sanctuary. This event is an ecumenical, inter-faith gathering to commemorate the January 12th, 2010 earthquake that devastated part of Haiti and to engage local citizens in partnering with

Haitian organizations actively reconstructing their schools, clinics, and small businesses. The fair is for non-profit partners of Haitian organizations to display their project’s work, seek volunteers and raise material and financial support. Lutheran Church of the Reformation, 212 E. Capitol St. NE. servicetoservehaiti.org Alice Ferguson Foundation for the Martin Luther King, J.R. Day of Service on Monday, January 17, 2011. Volunteers are invited to plant flowers and clear overgrowth in the vacant lots on 1044 block of 48th Pl or 1034 block of 45th St. in Deanwood, Washington, D.C. from 9 am – 2 pm. If you would like to participate, please meet at the Idea Charter School at 9 am. Volunteers will clear debris, pick up litter, and enjoy refreshments and kid friendly activities. Community service hours are available. Help create a community that thrives with clean land, safe water, and healthy lives! For more information please contact Sylvia Brown at 202.841.4117 or sbrown@fergusonfoundation.org. For more information on the Alice Ferguson Foundation please visit www.trashfreepotomac.org. Martin Luther King Day Concert at National Cathedral. Monday, Jan. 17, 2:00 PM. This annual tribute celebrates the legacy of Dr. King through service projects, interfaith dialogue, and performances of our city’s rich music and dance heritage. No reservations are required to attend this program of soulful music and dance. Admission is a donation of either a non-perishable canned food item or a new children’s book. Washington National Cathedral (intersection of Massachusetts and Wisconsin aves. NW). nationalcathedral.org/events Fifth Annual MLK Peace Walk. Monday, Jan. 17, assembly at 9:00-10:00 AM at Bethlehem Baptist Church, 2500 MLK, Jr. Ave. SE. Destination and program at 11:30 AM at Covenant Baptist UCC, 3845 So. Capitol St. Bring a new pair of socks and a bar of soap for Haitian earthquake victims. 202561-4101. MLKPeaceWalk.org MLK Day: Not Just Another Day Off. Monday, Jan. 17, 11:00-1:00 PM. Combining dramatic readings of speeches and poetry, Folger Shakespeare Library celebrates the spirit of Martin Luther King Jr. with this free and family-friendly event. Folger Shakespeare Library Wreath-Laying at the Lincoln Memorial. Monday, Jan. 17, 1:00 PM. The National Park Service will place a wreath at the Lincoln Memorial, on the steps where Dr. King gave his 1963 speech. The recitation of the “I Have a Dream” speech will be presented by students of Washington, DC’s Watkins Elementary School. 202-426-6895. nps.gov/linc Alexandria, Virginia MLK Poster Contest Awards. Monday, Jan. 17, 1:00-3:00 PM. Posters on display and prizes awarded. Free. City Hall, 301 K St., Alexandria, VA. 703746-4356. alexandriava.gov

Public Programs at the Anacostia Community Museum Jan. 8 The Music of West Africa, 2 p.m. Brother Ah and the Sound of Awareness Ensemble lead a workshop that provides a compelling introduction to the rhythms of traditional Africa. Jan. 9 Rhythm Café: “The Long Awaited Return-Home Again”, 2 p.m. In the final installment of David Vandy’s three-part series that offers traditional dancing with masks and music, the long-awaited Gullah relatives return to Sierra Leone to the welcoming arms of a proud people eager for their kinfolk’s arrival.With stories from the unknown land, the homecoming celebrations are filled with emotions, tears, and laughter. Jan. 11 The Sierra Leone-Gullah Link, Part 1, 7 p.m. Journalist Kwame “Cumale” Fitzjohn moderates this series analyzing the relationships between the Sierra Leone and Gullah cultures. E. Frances White, a New York University professor, discusses the market place, role of female vendors, rice crops and other commonalities between Gullahs and Sierra Leoneans. Part 2: Jan. 28. Jan. 14 Annual Martin Luther King Jr. Program, 7-9 p.m. Annual program features keynoter FOX News analyst Juan Williams followed by a dialogue with Essence Magazine White House correspondent Cynthia Gordy. Performance by Taratibu Pan African steppers. Free admission but reservations requested. For more information, call 202.633.4875; for reservations, email ACMrsvp@si.edu. At National Museum of Natural History, Baird Auditorium Constitution Avenue at 10th Street NW. Jan. 15 Inspired by the African Gullah Traditions, 10:30 a.m. Inspired by African and Gullah traditions, create your own personalized mojo, an inspirational charm, from a variety of familiar found objects and everyday materials. Artist Camilla Younger leads the workshop. Jan. 22 Washington’s Dance Party (45 min film), 1 p.m. Documentary Dance Party: The Teenarama Story (2006) examines the popular TV dance programs of the 1950s and 1960s.Teenarama aired on the former WOOK-TV channel 14 from 1963 to 1970 and provided a social outlet for Washington, D.C., black teens. Followed by discussion with filmmakers, show producer and participants. Jan. 23 The Language You Cry In (52 min. film), 2 p.m. This film traces the memory of a African American family to their ancestral roots through a Mende (Sierra Leone) funeral song based on linguist Lorenzo Dow Turner’s 1930s research of a song from Ga. Sea Islander Amelia Dawley. Jan. 28 The Sierra Leone-Gullah Link, Part 2, 7 p.m. Journalist Kwame “Cumale” Fitzjohn moderates part 2 of this series analyzing of the relationships between the Sierra Leone and Gullah cultures. Arthur Abraham, a Virginia State University professor and consultant on the Mende of Sierra Leone for the Amistad movie, discusses Mende history and culture. Jan. 29 Folk tales from Africa to the Americas, 10:30 a.m. Master storyteller Baba-C shares his unique blend of interactive storytelling through West African, Afro-Brazilian, and Gullah tales imparting life lessons and featuring Anansi the Spider, Bossy Elephant, and others.

Martin Luther King, Jr Holiday Public Skate. Fort Dupont Ice Arena welcomes all skaters on Monday, Jan 17, 1:00-2:20 PM. Children 12 and under and seniors, $4. Skaters 13 and older, $5. Skate rental is $3. 3779 Ely Pl. SE. 202-584-5007. fdia.org

Feb. 3 Black Seminoles: The Gullah That Got Away, 7 p.m. Word Shout Song: curator Alcione Amos, explains how Black Seminoles, who now live in three countries, were originally Gullah people who ﬂed SC and Ga. into Fla. Editor of the book ,The Black Seminoles: History of a Freedom Speaking People, Amos will tell the story of a people who kept their language and traditions despite enslavement.

Remembrance of Martin Luther King, Jr. Concert. Tuesday, Jan. 18, 7:00 PM, the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgendered Arts

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Feb. 5 The Music of West Africa, 10:30 a.m. (see Jan. 8).

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CALENDAR role of community service by engaging nearly 2,000 corporate and community volunteers of all ages and backgrounds in service projects throughout Washington, DC, Maryland & Virginia. Join them as they remember his legacy and commitment to service by volunteering with Greater DC Cares! Call 202-777-4441 or register online at greaterdccares.org. Washington, DC Martin Luther King. Jr. National Memorial. Dr. King championed a movement that draws fully from the deep well of America’s potential for freedom, opportunity, and justice. His vision of America is captured in his message of hope and possibility for a future anchored in dignity, sensitivity, and mutual respect; a message that challenges each of us to recognize that America’s true strength lies in its diversity of talents. The vision of a memorial in honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. is one that captures the essence of his message, a message in which he so eloquently affirms the commanding tenants of the American Dream — Freedom, Democracy and Opportunity for All; a noble quest that gained him the Nobel Peace Prize and one that continues to influence people and societies throughout the world. Upon reflection, we are reminded that Dr. King’s lifelong dedication to the idea of achieving human dignity through global relationships of well being has served to instill a broader and deeper sense of duty within each of us— a duty to be both responsible citizens and conscientious stewards of freedom and democracy. Keep track of the memorial construction at mlkmemorial.org.

The Teenarama Dance Party, ca. 1964. Photo Courtesy Bob King Family Collection

Big Chair Chess Club. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, 4:00-10:00 PM; Saturdays, noon-9:00 PM. “To teach the un-teachable, reach the un-reachable, and always think before you move” is the core mission of the Big Chair Chess Club, Inc. at the Deanwood Branch located in the nation’s capital. The organization teaches chess to inner-city children and adults, not only as a board game, but also as an application to life skills, such as improving one’s concentration and self-discipline. $30 a year for adults, $10 for kids. 4322 Sheriff Rd. NE. 202-396-1780. bigchairchessclub.org Consortium and the Capitol Hill Arts Workshop will offer a Remembrance of Martin Luther King, Jr. at the Capitol Hill Presbyterian Church, Fourth and Independence Ave. SE. Participants in the Remembrance include: Fortissima, Choir of the Capitol Hill Presbyterian Church, Not What You Think, Nuance, Rock Creek Singers of Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., Jubilee Singers of All Souls Unitarian, the Capitol Hill Youth Chorus, and artist Pamela Jafari. The performance will conclude with a special appearance by the youth of the Bokamoso Youth Centre in Winterveldt Township near Pretoria, South Africa who will talk and sing about their challenges and dreams. The event is free and open to the public. The church is accessible and the event will be interpreted for the deaf. 202-547-4102. dcglbtarts.org or chaw.org

day, Jan. 20, noon. Jack Hamann will discuss On American Soil: How Justice Became a Casualty of WWII, an account of one of the most controversial events in American civil rights and military justice history. In the U.S. Army’s largest and longest court-martial of World War II, 43 African American soldiers were accused of rioting and charged with the murder of an Italian prisoner of war. After dozens of interviews and years of research, Hamann uncovered documents in the National Archives that shed new light on the case and led to justice for the African American soldiers. A book signing will follow the program. National Archives, Jefferson Room, Pennsylvania Ave. at Seventh St. NW. 202-357-5300. archives.gov

Civil Rights History: On American Soil. Thurs-

Greater DC Cares Volunteer Opportunities. On Monday, Jan. 17, Greater DC Cares will continue the proud tradition of honoring the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and the

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AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD The Music of West Africa. Saturday, Jan. 8, 2:00 PM. Workshop and performance. Free. Anacostia Community Museum, 1901 Fort Pl. SE. 202-633-4820. anacostia.si.edu Rhythm Café: “The Long Awaited Return– Home Again”. Sunday, Jan. 9, 2:00-4:00 PM. In the final installment of David Vandy’s three-part series that offers traditional dancing with masks and music, the long-awaited Gullah relatives return to Sierra Leone to the welcoming arms of a proud people eager for their kinfolk’s arrival. With stories from the unknown land, the homecoming celebrations are filled with emotions, tears, and laughter. Free. Anacostia Community Museum, 1901 Fort Pl. SE. 202-633-4820. anacostia.si.edu The Sierra Leone—Gullah Link, Parts 1 and 2. Tuesday, Jan. 11 and Friday, Jan 28, 7:00-9:00 PM. Moderated by media journalist Kwame “Cumale” Fitzjohn, the series focuses on historical, anthropological, and contemporary analyses of the relationships between the Sierra Leone and Gullah cultures. In Part 1, e Frances White, professor in the Gallatin School of Individualized Study at New York University, discusses many issues, including female creole market vendors and their connection to the Charleston Market Place in South Carolina; growing and cooking rice; the design and use of mortar and pestle; and other techniques common to Gullahs and Sierra Leoneans. Free. Anacostia Community Museum, 1901 Fort Pl. SE. 202-633-4820. anacostia.si.edu

Big Chair Breakfast Bunch. Saturday, Jan. 8, 10:00 AM-noon. Big Chair Coffee n’ Grill (upstairs). All are welcome to attend and discuss what’s happening East of the River. 2122 Martin Luther King Jr. Ave. SE. 202-525-4287. Inspired by the African Gullah Traditions (workshop). Saturday, Jan 15, 10:30 AM12:30 PM. Inspired by African and Gullah traditions, create your own personalized mojo, an inspirational charm, from a variety of familiar found objects and everyday materials. Artist Camilla Younger leads the workshop. Free. Anacostia Community Museum, 1901 Fort Pl. SE. 202-633-4820. anacostia.si.edu Community Dinner at Thai Orchid. Tuesday, Jan 11, 7:00-8:30 PM. On the heels of the community lunch to support Thai Orchid’s Kitchen after they were robbed, regular monthly dinners were suggested to continue to support Thai Orchid and build stronger connections between Ward 7 neighborhoods. Please come and bring the whole family. 2314 Pennsylvania Ave.SE. fairfaxvillage.blogspot.com Celebrate New Life at The Rock Christian Church. Every Saturday, 3:00-6:00 PM. If you have hurts, habits or hangups! This is the place to come to. Help is here. Free. 1300 Good Hope Rd. SE. Call Dwain Lynch 301-523-0381 with questions. Church office, 240-770-5041. Ward 7 Parent and Family Resource Center Family Book Club. Every Wednesday, 6:00 PM. Enjoy the evening reading with your child, meeting other families, and strengthening your child’s reading skills. Free books and snacks. For new and struggling readers, ages 6 and under. 5601 East Capital St. SE. For more information, call Marketta Wiley at 202-724-7568. Anacostia Neighborhood Library. Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, 9:30 AM5:30 PM. Tuesday and Thursday, 1:00-9:00 PM. Closed Sundays. The new 22,000 square foot library has more than 40,000 books, areas for children, teens and adults, Mac computers for teens, 32 computers for the public, community meeting rooms and more. 1800 Good Hope Rd. SE. 202-715-7707. dclibrary.org/anacostia Anacostia Neighborhood Library Book Club. Thursdays, 6:30 PM. Anacostia Neighborhood Library. Book club just now forming. 1800 Good Hope Rd. SE. 202-715-7707. dclibrary. org/anacostia Deanwood Neighborhood Library. Monday and Wednesday, 1:00-9:00 PM. Tuesday, Thursday and Friday, 9:30 AM-5:30 PM. Saturday, 9:00 AM-5:00 PM. Closed Sundays. 1350 49th. St. NE. 202-698-1175. dclibrary.org/deanwood Deanwood Adult Book Club. First Monday of every month, 7:00 PM Engage in thought-provoking conversations and share your interests. 1350 49th. St. NE. 202-698-1175. dclibrary. org/deanwood Francis A. Gregory Interim Library. Monday and Wednesday, 1:00-9:00 PM. Tuesday, Thursday and Friday, 9:30 AM-5:30 PM. Saturday, 9:00 AM-5:30 PM. Closed Sundays. 2100 36th Pl. SE. 202-698-6373. dclibrary.org/francis Washington Highlands Interim Library. Mon-

day, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, 9:30 AM-5:30 PM. Tuesday and Thursday, 1:00-9:00 PM. Closed Sundays. 4037 S. Capitol St. SW. 202-243-1184. dclibrary. org/washingtonhighlands The Language You Cry In (video). Sunday, Jan. 23, 2:00 PM. The Language You Cry In tells an amazing scholarly detective story that searches for, and finds, meaningful links between African Americans and their ancestral past. The film traces the memory of a family to their ancestral roots through a Mende funeral song. The story owes much to the research done in the 1930s by Lorenzo Dow Turner, an African American linguist who heard the song from Amelia Dawley, who lived in a remote Georgia fishing village. Free. Anacostia Community Museum, 1901 Fort Pl. SE. 202-633-4820. anacostia.si.edu Folktales from Africa to the Americas. Saturday, Jan. 29, 10:30 AM. Baba-C, Washington griot and master storyteller, shares his unique blend of interactive storytelling through West African, AfroBrazilian, and Gullah tales. Tales involving remarkable animals and imparting life lessons (morals) feature Anansi the Spider, Bossy Elephant, and other memorable characters. Free. Anacostia Community Museum, 1901 Fort Pl. SE. 202-633-4820. anacostia.si.edu Black Seminoles: The Gullah That Got Away (talk/book signing). Thursday, Feb. 3, 7:00 PM. Did you know that the Black Seminoles–who now live in three countries–were originally Gullah people who fled South Carolina and Georgia into Florida? Come and join Alcione Amos, curator of the exhibit, Word Shout Song: Lorenzo Dow Turner Connecting Communities through Language and editor of The Black Seminoles: History of a Freedom Speaking People as she tells the story of a people who throughout the flight from slavery where able to keep their language and traditions. Books will be available for sale. Free. Anacostia Community Museum, 1901 Fort Pl. SE. 202-633-4820. anacostia.si.edu

SPORTS, DANCE AND PHYSICAL FITNESS 2011 Predictions & Resolutions 5K. Saturday, Jan. 1, noon-1:30 PM. Out-and-Back 5K course on the Mount Vernon Tail starting near Key Bridge. $5. 2100 North Lynn St., Arlington, VA. email ben@dcroadrummers.org. dcroadrunners.org Georgetown Men’s Basketball at the Verizon Center. Jan. 1, 8, 12, 26 and 31. Buy and sell tickets at the “Stub Hub” on the Hoyas website. guhoyas.com Washington Capitals Ice Hockey. Jan. 4, 8, 14, 16 and 24 at the Verizon

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CALENDAR Center. Buy and sell tickets on teamexchange. ticketmaster.com. Visit the Washington Capitals website at http://capitals.nhl.com. Washington Wizards Basketball. Jan. 1, 7, 11, 15, 17, 21, 22 and 25 at the Verizon Center. nba.com/wizards East Potomac Tennis Center (indoor courts). Open daily. Indoor courts available year round at 70 degrees. 7:00 AM-10:00 PM. Winter indoor court fees are $17-$36/hour depending on the time. 1090 Ohio Dr. SW (East Potomac Park). 202-554-5962. eastpotomactennis.com Southeast Tennis and Learning Center (indoor courts). Open daily; Monday through Saturday, 9:00 AM-9:00 PM; Sunday, 9:00 AM-6:00 PM. Four indoor courts. Six outdoor courts. Summer hourly fees at $6 to $10 for adults. Kids 17 and under play for free. 701 Mississippi Ave. SE. 202-645-6242. dpr.dc.gov/dpr 2011 Al Lewis 10 Miler. Saturday, Jan. 8, 9:00 AM-noon. Although this is in Rock Creek Park, it is not a flat course and has some nice hills after Mile 1 and along the portions of the course parallel to Military Rd. and Oregon Ave. $5. Meadowbrook Recreation Center, 7901 Meadowbrook Lane, Chevy Chase, MD. Contact aaron@dcraodrummers.org. dcroadrunners.org Ice Skating at the National Gallery of Art Sculpture Garden. Open through Mid March (depending on the weather). Monday through Thursday, 10:00 AM-9:00 PM; Friday and Saturday, 10:00 AM-11:00 PM; Sunday, 11:00 AM-9:00 PM. View magnificent works of sculpture while skating in the open air and enjoying music from the state-of-the-art sound system. $7 for adults, $6 for children 12 and under, students with ID and seniors 50 and over. Skate rental is $3. Seventh St. and Constitution Ave. NW. 202-289-3361. nga.gov/ginfo/skating Fort Dupont Ice Arena Public Skating. Fridays in Jan., noon-1:50 pm; Saturdays in Dec., 11:15 AM-12:15 PM. $5, adults. $4, children and seniors. Skate rental, $3. 3779 Ely Place, SE. 202-584-5007. fdia.org National Marathon and Half-Marathon Registration Open. The race is Saturday, Mar. 26, 7:00 AM. The National Marathon is the only marathon held entirely within the boundaries of the District of Columbia. The races begin and end at RFK Stadium, 2400 E. Capitol St. providing the opportunity to run past all of the historic monuments, museums and corridors of the city. This course is the fastest flat-looped marathon in the country and is a Boston Marathon qualifying race. Registration is $105. Half Marathon is $85. Register online at nationalmarathon.com. NBC4 Health and Fitness Expo. Saturday, Jan. 15-Sunday, Jan. 16, 9:00 AM-5:00 PM. More than 200 health care providers, businesses, and non-profit organizations will be on site at the Expo. They will provide free assessments, advice and information, and tests, screenings and services. Also, raffles and giveaways, blood drive, dancing, healthy cooking stage and a Winter Olympics pavilion. Free. Washington Convention Center. nbcwashington.com

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2011 JFK 20 & MLK 5K (low key) Races. Saturday, Jan 15, 9:00 AM-noon. This race will feature both a 20K and a 5K out and back on the Capital Crescent Trail. Register online before the race, there will be only a limited number of same day registrations. Online registration will close at 11:30 P.M. on Jan. 14. $5. 3700 Water St. NW (Georgetown). 301-233-7147. dcroadrunners.org Volunteer Nights at the Washington Area Bicyclist Association. Typically held on the first and third Wednesday of each month, 6:30-8:30 PM, they invite everyone and anyone to come by the WABA office and assist with the latest project. Tasks might include preparing materials for an upcoming events, stuffing envelops for membership mailings and anything else needed at the time. 2599 Ontario Rd. NW. 202.518.0524. waba.org African Dance Class. Every Monday, 7:15-8:30 PM. For adults. No prior experience necessary. Walk-ins welcome. THEARC. $10. 1901 Mississippi Ave. SE. 202-889-5901. www.thearcdc.org Yoga Class. Every Saturday, 10:00-11:15 AM. For adults. No prior experience necessary. Walkins welcome. THEARC. $10. 1901 Mississippi Ave. SE. 202-889-5901. www.thearcdc.org

CIVIC LIFE

Church, 1234 Kenilworth Ave. NE. Greg Rhett jrhett3009@aol.com or 202-388-1532. Fairlawn Citizens Association. Third Tuesday, 7:00 PM. Ora L. Glover Community Room at the Anacostia Public Library, 1800 Good Hope Rd. SE. 6th District Citizens Advisory Council. Second Monday, except July and Aug. 7:00 PM. 6th District HQ, 100 42nd St. NE. ANC Meeting for 7-A. Third Tuesday. 7:30 PM. Benning-Stoddard Rec. Center, 100 Stoddard Pl. SE. 202-727-1000. 7A@anc.dc.gov. www.anc7a.org ANC Meeting for 7-B. Third Thursday. 7:00 PM. Ryland Epworth United Methodist Church, 3200 S St. SE (Branch Ave and S St. SE). 202-584-3400. anc7b@pressroom.com. www.anc7b.us ANC Meeting for 7-C. Second Thursday. 7:00 PM. Sargent Memorial Presbyterian Church, 5109 Nannie Helen Burroughs Ave. NE. 202398-5100. anc7c@verizon.net ANC Meeting for 7-D. Second Tuesday. 6:30 PM. Sixth District Police Station, 100 42nd St. NE. 202-398-5258. 7D06@anc.dc.gov

ANC Meeting for 7-E. Second Tuesday. 7:008:30 PM. Jones Memorial Church, 4625 G St. SE. 202-582-6360. 7E@anc.dc.gov ANC Meeting for 8-A. First Tuesday. 7:00 PM. Anacostia UPO Service Center, 1649 Good Hope Rd. SE. 202-889-6600. www.anc8adc.org ANC Meeting for 8-B. Third Tuesday. 7:00 PM. Seventh District Police Station Community Center, Alabama and McGee Sts. SE. 202610-1818. www.anc8b.org ANC Meeting for 8-C. First Wednesday (June meeting is on the nineth because of the holiday). 6:30 PM. 2907 MLK Jr Ave. SE. 202388-2244. ANC Meeting for 8-D. Fourth Thursday. 7:00 PM. Specialty Hospital of Washington, 4601 MLK Jr. Ave. SW. 202 561-0774 ANC Meeting for 8-E. Third Tuesday. 7:00 PM. SE Tennis and Learning Center, 701 Mississippi Ave. SE. 202-561-6616. 8e02@anc.dc.gov

OUT OF TOWN International Saxophone Symposium. Friday, Jan. 7, 3:00-7:00 PM, 8:00 PM concert; Saturday, Jan. 8, 9:00 AM-5:00 PM, 8:00 PM

First Annual GSBLC Honors Ceremony. Monday, Jan. 17, 4:00-7:00 PM. Great Streets Business Leadership Council awards at Old Congress Heights School. $35. 202-5635201. greatstreetsblc.org Councilmember Alexander’s Constituent Services Office. Open weekdays, 10:00 AM6:00 PM. 2524 Penn. Ave. SE. 202-581-1560. Councilmember Barry’s Constituent Services Office. Open weekdays, 9:00 AM-5:00 PM. 2100 MLK Ave, SE, #307. 202-698-2185. Ward 7 Democrats Monthly Meeting. Fourth Saturday, noon-2:00 PM. Ward Memorial AME Church, 241 42nd St. NE. 202-584-8477 or info@ward7democrats. ward7democrats.org Anacostia Coordinating Council Meeting. Last Tuesday. Noon-2:00 PM. Anacostia Museum, 1901 Fort St. SE. For further details, contact Philip Pannell, 202-889-4900. Historical Anacostia Block Association. Second Thursday of every month. 7:00-9:00 PM. UPO-Anacostia Service Center, 1649 Good Hope Rd. SE. For further details, contact Charles Wilson, 202-834-0600. Anacostia High School School Improvement Team Meeting. Fourth Tuesday. 6:00 PM. Anacostia High School, 16th and R sts. SE. Deanwood Citizens Association General Body Meeting. Fourth Monday, except Aug. and Dec., 6:30 PM. First Baptist Church of Deanwood, 1008 45th St. NE Eastland Gardens Civic Association Meeting. Third Tuesday. 7:00-9:30 PM. Zion Baptist

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The Teenarama Dance Party, ca. 1964. Photo Courtesy Bob King Family Collection

Washington’s Dance Party (film/discussion). Saturday, Jan. 22, 1:00-3:00 PM. Narrated by Motown recording artist Martha Reeves, the award-winning documentary Dance Party: The Teenarama Story (2006, 45 minutes) examines the popular TV dance programs of the 1950s and 1960s. Teenarama, the focus of this film, aired on the former WOOK-TV channel 14 from 1963 to 1970. The televised dance show provided a stage for Washington, D.C., black teens in the nation’s capital to dance and socialize together. Following the viewing, film producer Beverly Lindsey-Johnson; Reginald “Lucky” Luckett, Teenarama production assistant; and Theresa Knight Johnson, popular Teenarama dancer, offer reflections on the show and the making of the film. Free. Anacostia Community Museum, 1901 Fort Pl. SE. 202-633-4820. anacostia.si.edu

concert. The event is brought about for the enjoyment and fulfillment of all members of the general community. Because of this mission, they have one of the largest audiences of any saxophone-only event in the country today. All concerts, clinics, recitals and master classes are free, open to the public, and no tickets are required. George Mason University Center for the Arts. 703-993-2787. navyband.navy.mil Art Night at the Torpedo Factory. Second Thursday of every month, 6:00-9:00 PM. Browse open studios and galleries, interact with artists, and enjoy refreshments. Enjoy special programming and exhibition receptions throughout the year. Free. Torpedo Facrory Art Center, 105 North Union St., Alexandria, VA. 703-838-4565. torpedofactory.org Rosslyn Lighting the Washington Skyline. Skyline lit through Jan. 31. Rosslyn property owners participate in LIGHT UP Rosslyn by placing holiday lights along the rooftops of their buildings. Over the past two years most Rosslyn buildings have gone green, changing all of their rooftop lights to energy-efficient LED bulbs. The result is an 80 percent energy savings compared to traditional lights. rosslynva.org F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Gravesite. Open daily. Fitzgerald died at age 44 on December 21, 1940, in Hollywood. After his wife, Zelda, died in a sanitarium fire on March 11, 1948, she was buried with him beneath a common headstone. Fitzgerald had once written that, “I wouldn’t mind a bit if in a few years Zelda and I could snuggle up together under a stone in some graveyard. That is really a happy thought, and not melancholy at all.” Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald was the namesake and second cousin three times removed of the author of the National Anthem--see next entry. Saint Mary’s Cemetery, 520 Veirs Mill Rd. (Rockville Pike at Veirs Mill Rd.), Rockville, MD. stmarysrockville.org Fort McHenry (Birthplace of the National Anthem). Grounds open daily, 8:00 AM-5:00 PM. It was the valiant defense of the star-shaped Fort McHenry by 1,000 dedicated Americans during the Battle of Baltimore in 1814 that inspired Francis Scott Key to write “The Star-Spangled Banner.” 2400 E. Fort Ave., Baltimore, MD nps.gov/fomc Arlington National Cemetery. Open daily. October through March, 8:00 AM-5:00 PM. Changing of the Guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier every hour, on the hour. Occupying 612 acres of hillside overlooking the Potomac River, Arlington National Cemetery was founded on 200 acres confiscated from the family of Robert E. Lee’s wife. It was intended to be a cemetery for Union soldiers of the Civil War. 703-607-8000. arlingtoncemetery.org ● CAPITALCOMMUNITYNEWS.COM ★ 15

BULLETIN BOARD Maudine R. Cooper Honored at GWUL The Greater Washington Urban League Board (GWUL) members gave a surprise reception for Maudine R. Cooper, recognizing her 20 years of service as President and CEO GWUL. Entrepreneurs, politicians and the community at large gathered on Dec. 7 to honor and celebrate Ms. Cooper. The event was held at the GWUL Headquarters in Columbia Heights. Maudine’s focus has been on advocacy, community service, education and volunteerism. She has always been a champion of equal access for everyone. Her strong consensus-building skills have allowed her to bridge gaps between communities, businesses and individuals. gwul.org

Reparations Study Group Meeting The Reparations Study Group will meet Tuesday, Jan. 11, 6:00-7:30 PM at the Benning Neighborhood Library, 3935 Benning Rd. NE. Meeting is open to the public. Contact: William Reed, 202-547-4125.

ARCH 2011 Artist in Residency Program

HEW Federal Credit Union’s Patricia J. Elllis

CUES Volunteer Hall of Fame Induction Patricia J. Ellis, Chairman of the Board for HEW Federal Credit Union, was inducted into the Credit Union Executives Society (CUES) Volunteer Hall of Fame at the CUES Directors Conference in Phoenix, Arizona on Sunday, Dec. 5. CUES describes the Hall of Fame Induction as an honor that “ensures outstanding directors are always remembered. CUES is pleased to recognize these individuals who have shown dedication to self-development, encouragement of full board development, and have provided ideas for advancement of all credit union boards.”

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The ARCH Development Corporation artist residency program is an opportunity for artists to pursue thoroughly their creative project amid DC’s vibrant and diverse urban environment. The residencies are approximately 8 weeks each. Each artist will work closely with the creative staff at the Honfleur Gallery and The Gallery at Vivid Solutions to determine the parameters of the residency and needs of the artist in advance of their arrival. These parameters will focus primarily on details of the artists’ project, but are also about how to best connect to the local community, foster dynamic interaction and develop exposure to the resources of the greater DC cultural community. The program will offer free housing and free workspace to participating artists. Applications are $25. Summer program deadline is Mar. 1. The Summer Residency will run from May 30–July 22 and is open to any visual arts. Email arts@ archdc.org with questions.

New Metrobus Benning Road -H Street Service Metrobus Express X9 service with limited stops and buses every 15 minutes operates Monday through Friday during morning (6:15-9:00 AM) and afternoon

(3:30-6:30 PM) rush hours. Get on wherever you see the blue and gray Metrobus Express sign. 202-637-7000. MetroOpensDoors.com

Environmental Assessment for Restoration at Fort Stanton Park In partnership with the National Park Service, DC Water has released an environmental assessment for its project, Fort Stanton Reservoir Rehabilitation, Slope Stabilization, Environmental Restoration And Transfer of Jurisdiction. This two-phase project includes rehabilitation of one of two buried concrete water storage reservoirs located within Fort Stanton Park, and stabilization of a long-failed slope within the park. The work is necessary to stabilize this facility, which is one of only five reservoirs that house the District’s water supply. DC Water worked closely with the National Park Service to analyze the noise, traffic, air and other impacts of the construction and restoration work on the neighboring environment. Through Jan.15, the environmental assessment for DC Water’s Fort Stanton Park project, in its entirety, will be available via parkplanning.nps.gov. District residents, employees and others interested are encouraged to visit the site, review the document carefully, and provide comment. For more information, call the DC Water Office of Public Affairs at 202787-2200.

Pennsylvania Ave. Great Streets Project Update A majority of the work has been completed between 27th St. and Branch Ave. The remaining roadway, sidewalk and curb/gutter reconstruction work in that area is anticipated to start in late spring. The utility relocation and storm drainage construction work taking place between Alabama Ave. and Fort Davis Dr. will con-

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NEIGHBORHOOD NEWS paring to replace more than 1,000 streetlights in District alleys with new energy-efficient, environmentally-friendly lighting fixtures. The new light emitting diode (LED) lights have a longer-life than the District’s existing lights and will reduce maintenance and energy costs as well as greenhouse gas emissions. The first of the new lights will be installed in alleys across the District, beginning in Wards 7 and 8. Eventually DDOT plans to install energy-efficient light fixtures throughout the city including all the alleys, streets, bridges, tunnels and underpasses, pedestrian walkways, bike and running trails. DDOT is also exploring the use of solar and wind power as alternative power sources to reduce its dependency on the electrical grid. ddot.dc.gov

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Pope Branch Park Clean-up On Monday, Jan. 17, our national day of service, join fellow volunteers and help clean-up Pope Branch Park in honor of Dr. King. Help by removing invasive plants and by picking up trash and debris from along this creek. Tools, work gloves and light breakfast will be provided. Young people are welcome but must be directly supervised by a parent or guardian. Meet-up is at the corner of Fairlawn Ave. and M Pl. SE. Sign-in is between 8:30-10:00 AM and clean-up is between 9:00 AM-1:00 PM. There is a shuttle to the site at the Potomac Avenue Metro station from 8:30-9:30 AM. Pope Branch is a tributary of the Anacostia River that runs through Ward 7 in the District of Columbia’s far southeast.

tinue through early Jan. This activity will proceed, through late Jan., south from Fort Davis Dr. to Southern Ave. Starting in late December, weather permitting, water main installation work will take place between Alabama Ave. and Southern Ave. This will take an estimated two month period to complete. Curbside parking and lane restrictions will occur daily, Monday through Saturday, between 9:30 AM-3:30 PM. DDOT will maintain three open travel lanes at all times. A reversible lane will ensure there are two lanes for peak traffic during rush hours, and one lane for traffic in the opposite direction. Temporary signs and traffic control measures will be in place to alert and guide the traveling public through this area.

The Pennsylvania Avenue Great Streets project covers 2 miles of construction, from 200 ft. west of 27th Street to Southern Avenue. It will dramatically improve the physical character of the corridor and enhance transportation operations and safety for all users. The construction is scheduled to be completed in several phases over the next two (2) years. To obtain more information, you can visit the ﬁeld oﬃce at 2410 Minnesota Ave. SE., go online at greatstreetspennave.com or contact DDOT’s Project Engineer Luan Tran at 202-671-4649.

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DDOT to Install New Energy Efficient Lighting in District Alleys The District Department of Transportation (DDOT) is pre-

This tax season you can be a part of a tremendous eﬀort that brings over $9 million into the homes of DC’s lowincome working families each year by volunteering as a tax preparer or savings promoter with the DC Earned Income Tax Credit Campaign. Each tax return completed by a volunteer preparer can raise a low-income working family’s income by more than $6,000. Other volunteers, known as savings promoters and SNAP (food stamp) outreach specialists, will help clients use their returns to move up the economic ladder by saving a portion of their refunds, enrolling in money management classes and credit counseling, and even applying for nutrition assistance. Volunteers will receive free training and certiﬁcation on Saturdays and/or weekday evenings in Jan. Volunteers then commit to one 3-4 hour session per week from late Jan-to midApril at one of 11 tax sites throughout the Greater Washington, DC area. For more information, visit dceitc.org or contact the DC EITC Campaign’s Volunteer Coordinator, Page Schindler Buchanan, at volunteer@dceitc.org or 202-419-1442 x106.

DC Streetcar Quarterly Update: DC Streetcar Moving Forward The District Department of Transportation (DDOT) has issued a Request for Proposal for the completion of the H Street/Benning Road

Streetcar line. DDOT is soliciting design/build proposals to make the line operational and ready for revenue service in 2012, and the agency issue a separate RFP for the purchase of additional streetcars. DDOT will also pursue a vehicle capable of operating without overhead wires in early 2011. DDOT has also launched an Environmental Assessment and Historical Preservation Study for Phase 2 of the Anacostia Streetcar Line. DDOT is proposing an extension that will run from the Anacostia Metrorail Station to the 11th Street Bridges, providing service to the Downtown Anacostia business and Historic Districts, and across the 11th Street Bridge which will be streetcar ready when completed in 2013. The EA and study will identify the potential impacts of the project and devise ways to mitigate those impacts in accordance with the National Environmental Policy Act. In addition, DDOT is commissioning a Streetcar Finance Taskforce to develop a strategy to leverage private investments in future segments of the DC Streetcar network. It is anticipated that the 37-mile system will be funded by a combination of local, federal and private dollars, an investment that will pay great dividends by creating jobs, boosting property values and promoting economic development. For more information about the DC Streetcar system, visit ddot. dc.gov/DCStreetcar.

HIV Testing, Counseling, and Referral Training Offered in January Learn to answer questions about HIV, administer HIV tests and provide results, and connect people to the resources they need. Once you complete this training, you will be able to volunteer at the DC Center for HIV testing events conducted in partnership with Whitman-Walker Clinic. You will need to attend both training sessions to complete your training. They are Saturdays Jan. 22 and 29, 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM. Your training will culminate on Feb. 5 for the National first HIV testing event, National Black HIV/AIDS Awareness Day, where you will be supervised doing HIV testing and referrals and fulfill your required supervision hours. (If you cannot volunteer on Feb. 5, this final step can be sched-

uled for a later date). If you are interested, email your name, address, and email address to contact@ thedccenter.org.

The Charles B. Rangel International Affairs Program Accepting Applications The Charles B. Rangel International Affairs Program is now accepting applications for its 2011 graduate fellowships. The Rangel Program seeks applicants who are interested in promoting positive change in the world as Foreign Service Officers for the U.S. Department of State. The fellowship is open to undergraduate seniors and recent graduates who want to begin two-year master’s programs in the fall of 2011. In March 2011, the program will select twenty Rangel Fellows who will receive up to $90,000 in benefits over two years to fund tuition, mandatory fees, and living expenses for completion of two-year master’s degrees, as well as summer internships to promote professional development. Fellows may use the fellowship to fund graduate studies of international affairs or a related subject such as public administration, business administration or public policy at US universities. Those who successfully complete the program will receive appointments as Foreign Service Officers upon graduation. Application deadline is January 21, 2011. 202-806-4367. rangelprogram.org

Full Moon Hikes at the National Arboretum This four-mile-long, mildly strenuous hike is a magical trip through moonlit gardens, meadows and woods. Discover how the striking landscape of the arboretum changes under the moon and stars of the night sky. Your guide will share points of special interest and seasonal highlights. The two-hour walk over hilly and uneven terrain is more a hike, not a tour, so wear good walking shoes. Not recommended for children under 16. No pets. $22. Early registration required. Warning. The hikes ﬁll-up early. Jan. 18, 19 and 20; Feb. 16, 17

and 18; 7:00-9:00 PM. Meet in the temporary Visitor Center. 202-2455898. usna.usda.gov

85th Annual Black History Luncheon Reserve your spot at the Renaissance Washington DC Hotel, 999 Ninth St. NW, to hear guest speaker, Mr. Lerone Bennett, Jr., Editor Emeritus of Ebony Magazine on Saturday, Feb. 26, 12:30-3:00 PM (book signing at 10:30 AM). Individual tickets $75-$100. Deadline to purchase is Feb. 2, while seats are available. 202-865-0053. asalh.org

DSLBD Micro Loan Fund Program In order to apply for a micro loan, businesses must be certified by the Department of Small and Local Business Development as Certified Business Enterprises that are designated as small or disadvantaged. Other requirements for the Micro Loan Program include, but are not limited to, the following: businesses that are independently owned, operated, and controlled; businesses that have been in existence for no fewer than two years; businesses that have a current Certificate of Good Standing from the Department of Consumer and Regulatory Affairs and Certificate of Clean Hands from the Office of Tax and Revenue. For more information, contact Will Gist at william.gist@ dc.gov or 202 741-0871.

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Happy New Year, Multi-State Corporations! DC Council Inaction Could Give You A $22 Million Gift at The Expense of DC Taxpayers by Jenny Reed and Elissa Silverman

ayor Vincent Gray has made it abundantly clear that dealing with the District’s looming $400 million budget shortfall next year will be his biggest immediate challenge. However, you may not have heard that Gray and the DC Council could be making the gap even bigger by failing to follow through on an important corporate tax reform they adopted last year. If they don’t take action soon, the city could lose $22 million in needed tax revenue by allowing big multi-state corporations to continue to avoid paying taxes to the District. Right now, corporations like CVS and Starbucks are taking advantage of weaknesses in our tax system by shifting proﬁts they make in DC to other states that have lower — or no — businesses taxes. The result? They avoid paying their fair share of DC taxes while local businesses and residents pick up the slack in tax revenue. This doesn’t sound like good tax policy. And the DC Council seemed to agree, when it passed an important tax reform in 2009 to prevent this abuse of corporate tax shelters called “combined reporting.”

So everything has been fixed, right? Not yet. The problem is that the Mayor and Council haven’t spelled out the rules and details so that corporations can actually start abiding by combined reporting this month as planned. The result of this inaction? A $22 million larger hole in our budget next year. This comes despite the fact that a majority of states with a corporate income tax use combined reporting, and DC’s Chief Financial Oﬃcer Natwar Gandhi endorses it. In fact, Gandhi has made it easy for the Council to take action because his oﬃce has drafted the 20 ★ EAST OF THE RIVER MAGAZINE

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legislation needed to implement this important reform.

So is it too late? No. If the Mayor and Council act soon, combined reporting can go into effect and the District can collect the taxes it needs from Macy’s, Home Depot, and others. At a time when funding for libraries, parks, and assistance to poor families has been cut, and more cuts will be coming soon, our leaders should be doing everything they can to keep DC’s revenue base healthy and strong.

The Tax Evasion Game That Big Corporations Play Should a locally-owned hardware store be taxed more than a branch of a national retailer? Of course the answer is no. Yet right now, national retailers and other corporations often have a distinct tax advantage over local DC businesses. These companies engage in complicated tax-avoidance strategies that artificially shift profits out from states where they are earned and into states where the business tax rate is lower— or where a corporate income tax doesn’t exist at all. This happens because most large, multistate corporations are composed of a “parent” corporation and a number of “subsidiary” corporations owned by the parent. Some major retailers shift profits earned by subsidiaries to reduce their taxes. For example, Toys R Us has its corporate logo registered in Delaware. Each store pays a royalty to this Delaware subsidiary, which takes profits earned across the country and moves them to Delaware, which just happens to not have a corporate income tax. DC doesn’t have a Toys R Us, but there are many other multi-state corpo-

rations in the city that use practices like this to deny the District needed revenues to help fund schools, libraries, health care and roads. The result is that individual taxpayers and small businesses have a heavier tax burden. The DC Council passed legislation to stop this abuse last year, and combined reporting was supposed to take eﬀect Jan. 1, 2011. At the time the Council adopted combined reporting, CFO Gandhi estimated this tax reform would add $20 million to DC coﬀers in FY 2012, and this was used to balance the FY 2012 budget. Gandhi has recently upped the revenue from combined reporting to $22 million. However, the Mayor and DC Council have not moved on legislation to implement the law, even though the CFO’s prepared draft legislation. If nothing happens, then the budget for 2012 will fall $22 million further into the hole. That means $22 million more in cuts while multi-state corporations continue to pocket money that should be coming to the city. Gandhi has also expressed his support for the law, telling the Washington Examiner: “This legislation is a fair and equitable revenue source for the District…It is being adopted by many states.” In fact, combined reporting is recognized by economists and tax experts as the most comprehensive way for states to stop corporations from abusing tax shelters. Twenty-three states of the 45 with a corporate income tax use combined reporting.

Combined Reporting Poses No Harm to DC’s Business Climate Multi-state corporations lobby against combined reporting, but here’s an important fact to keep in mind: Many of the corporations that would be impacted by

combined reporting in DC are already subject to it in other states. Companies such as CVS and Marriott already follow the combined reporting law in these states, and it has not proven to be a disincentive to do business there. In fact, most states with combined reporting have had it in effect for decades, and they include some of the most economically-successful states in the country. Studies suggest that combined reporting has not affected their economic competiveness. At a time when cuts are being made to libraries, parks and poor families with children — and when DC government employees are being asked to forgo pay, lack of action on this important tax reform will mean deeper cuts next year while multistate corporations continue to avoid paying DC taxes. Mayor Gray has said we need to make tough choices to tackle our budget shortfall. And Council Chairman Kwame Brown has argued that DC should be fighting to collect taxes owed to us before we talk about raising taxes. Combined reporting shouldn’t even be a tough choice. It’s a no-brainer. The DC Council should take the final steps needed to implement combined reporting and pass the necessary legislation as soon as possible. Reed and Silverman are staff of the DC Fiscal Policy Institute (www.dcfpi.org), which conducts research on tax and budget issues that affect low- and moderate-income DC residents. ●

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Honoring Dr. King 2011 Martin Luther King, Jr. Peace Walk & Activities MLK Peace Walk is free and open to the public.

Other Activities On Monday, January 17 at 6 p.m. the Kennedy Center and Georgetown University will host a musical celebration in a free Millennium Stage concert. Tickets are required and will be distributed the day of the event in front of the Concert Hall beginning at 10am. The National Museum of American History will celebrate the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday with a Family Festival from Saturday, Jan. 15 until Monday, Jan. 17. Visitors can participate in Student Sit-ins, a Scenes from last years Peace Walk. Photo by Denise Rolark Barnes

by John Muller

n 1994, Congress transformed the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday into a national day of community service now known as a “Day On, not a Day Oﬀ.” One of the largest events happening east of the river to celebrate Dr. King’s life and legacy is the 5th Annual MLK Peace Walk on Monday, January 17. The Peace Walk members will begin assembling at 9 a.m. at Bethlehem Baptist Church, 2500 Martin Luther King, Jr. Avenue. The Peace Walk will embark around 9:30 a.m. with a planned arrival at Covenant Baptist United Church of Christ, 3845 South Capitol Street SW at 11:30 a.m. where there will be a program including a performance by the Ward 7 and 8 Mass Youth Choir and Ballou Senior High School’s popular band. “It’s the people’s day,” says Keith Silver, co-convener of the MLK Peace Walk with Yango Sawyer and Denise Rolark Barnes, publisher of The Washington Informer. “The walk is a day where we say ‘thank you’ as a community to the unsung heroes who toil everyday in the side streets and back alleys of DC. This is thanks to the everyday people in the trenches who do what they do with a shoestring budget, or a no string budget.” 22 ★ EAST OF THE RIVER MAGAZINE

The Peace Walk is sponsored by more than thirty participating community organizations and institutions that will be collecting socks and bar soap for Haiti and taking donations for the Washington DC Martin Luther King, Jr. National Memorial Project. Last year more than 1,500 people turned out with this year’s crowd anticipated to grow. However, Silver says that the weather can always be an issue and is what caused the Martin Luther King, Jr. Parade, founded in the early 1970’s by Petey Greene and Wilhelmina and Calvin Rolark, to be moved to April. “We can’t abandon a designated day because it’s cold,” said Silver. Rain, snow, or shine, the 2011

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Freedom Riders Roundtable Discussion, and songs from the Civil Rights Movement presented by the museum’s Freedom Singers, followed by a dramatic presentation of Dr. King’s own words. The day’s events will run from 10 a.m. until 5:30 p.m. For the service driven you can join City Year Washington on Monday, Jan. 17, from 9 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. for a community beautification effort including small construction projects, planting garden and painting murals at Kramer Middle School, 1700 Q St. SE, Following the service project, over 100 middle school students will officially begin their six-month participation in the City Year Young Heroes Program with an inspiration-

al Opening Day ceremony. City Year warns that most projects will involve painting, so please wear clothes that you don’t mind getting messy! Pre-registration for this project is required to ensure service is available for all volunteers. To register, email cydcvolunteers@cityyear.org. If you have questions or need additional information, contact Senior Program Manager Stefanie Vestal at svestal@ cityyear.org or (202) 742-7367. Join the Alice Ferguson Foundation for the Martin Luther King, J.R. Day of Service on Monday, January 17, 2011. Volunteers are invited to plant ﬂowers and clear overgrowth in the vacant lots on 1044 block of 48th Pl or 1034 block of 45th St. in Deanwood. from 9 a.m. – 2 p.m. If you would like to participate, please meet at the Idea Charter School at 9 a.m. Volunteers will clear debris, pick up litter, and enjoy refreshments and kid friendly activities. Community service hours are available. Help create a community that thrives with clean land, safe water, and healthy lives! For more information please contact Sylvia Brown at 202.841.4117 or sbrown@fergusonfoundation.org. For more information on the Alice Ferguson Foundation please visit www.trashfreepotomac.org. For further information on volunteer opportunities within Ward 7 and 8 visit www.greaterdccares.org As a precursor to the weekend, the Anacostia Neighborhood Library at 1800 Good Hope Road will premiere “The MLK Streets Project,” a documentary challenging the assumption (popularized by comedian Chris Rock) that streets named for Martin Luther King, Jr. are marred by crime. The f ilm will be shown on Thursday, Jan. 13 at 7 p.m. Created by eight DC high school students; the f ilm visits eight cities to interview people who frequent the streets of their community as well as interviews with Harry Belafonte, Danny Glover, Judge Joe Brown, author Walter Mosley, Rev. Jesse Jackson, rapper Mos Def and political commentator Jeff Johnson. ●

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Let’s bring back the MLK Parade to Ward 8

Marching in the MLK, Jr. Parade in 2008. Photo by Andrew Lightman

love a good Parade, and in Ward 8 we used to have a great one—the annual Martin Luther King, Jr. Parade. But what happened to it? Does anyone know? Last time I remember it happening was back in 2008. The MLK Parade in Ward 8 began in 1979 from the vision of Calvin Rolark and his wife, then Councilmember Wilhelmina Rolark as a national eﬀort to persuade Congress to designate King’s birthday January 15, as a national holiday. And throughout the country, celebrations to commemorate the life and legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King such as prayer breakfast, church sermons, plays and monologues are dedicated to the man that gave so much to not only African Americans, but to the entire country.

This day is also reserved to remind us of the importance of service to others. It calls for Americans from all walks of life to work together to provide solutions to our most pressing national problems. It would seem that this would hold most true to Ward 8. So often we hear how our communities east of the river are subject to the highest poverty and unemployment rates and are plagued by other social ills that hinder our progress. The MLK Parade reminds us that we still have a lot of work to do to tackle these issues, but it also allows us an opportunity celebrate as a community the work of this great man. I have had to the privilege of being a spectator and a participant in the Parade. I remember participating in the last parade as a candidate for the Ward 8 City Council Seat and

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by Charles Wilson

remembering hundreds of residents lining the streets of Martin Luther King Jr. Ave, SE. I saw the joy on the faces of the young and seasoned spectators as each parade participant waved, tossed candy and toys into the crowds. It seemed like all were in attendance, from the local politicians, to the Corvette clubs, horseback riding clubs, ﬁre trucks, neighborhood organizations and most of all the Ballou High School Band. Everyone seemed to get so much out of the event. It allowed us to put down the burdens of the world for a couple of hours and just enjoy the moment. That’s just one reason why we need to bring it back! It is a tradition that the sitting Ward 8 City Councilmember spearhead the eﬀort in planning the MLK Parade. Because this has not happened in the past couple years, the Washington Informer

Newspaper and several other community organizations have partnered in hosting the Peace Walk. This year’s theme of Finding Peace in the Pieces is most appropriate. It would be great if the Peace Walk and MLK Parade could both take place to celebrate the life of Dr. King. Also, I would highly recommend that we host it in January, on MLK’s actual birthday. I never understood the logic of moving it to April on the day he died just because it is warmer. All too often, in Ward 8, we lose so many young people to death in our community. We need to celebrate his birth…which would signify the beginning of LIFE. Though it is typically cold in late November, you always look forward to watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City. You don’t hear people complaining that it’s too cold to stand on the New York City streets to celebrate Thanksgiving. You never heard anyone say let’s wait until the spring to have a parade because it’s warmer outside. The MLK Parade would not only be a staple event in Ward 8, it could be a great celebration for the District and area regions to unite people from all over the world. It could very well be a source of economic development in Ward 8 as well. Just imagine thousands of people from all over the region coming to check out this parade in our neighborhood just like they do for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. They would not only see the charming neighborhoods but would also spend money in our local restaurants. Maybe I’m just a “Dreamer” but let’s bring back the MLK Parade back in January 2012. It would be awesome to have it coincide with the opening on the MLK Memorial scheduled to open on the National Mall. Charles Wilson is a neighborhood activist in Historic Anacostia located in Ward 8. He was recently elected as Advisory Neighborhood Commissioner in Single Member District 8A04. He can be reached at charleswilsonhu@gmail. com. ●

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GSA Preserves Historic Integrity of Saint Elizabeths article & photos by John Muller

n a Saturday morning last month, I joined seventy other people on a tour of the West Campus of Saint Elizabeths led by officials from the Government Service Administration (GSA) and the DC Preservation League (DCPL). In January, 2009 the federal government won approval to relocate the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to the 182 acre west campus. In September, 2009 DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano, joined by GSA’s Acting Administrator, Representative Norton, Senator Lieberman (I-Connecticut), Mayor Adrian Fenty, and Councilmember Marion Barry, broke ground on the largest Washington metro area construction project since the building of the Pentagon during World War II. When I took a similar tour in December, there was little noticeable activity on the west campus. However, on this more recent tour there was a constant flow of dump trucks coming and going to the current construction of the US Coast Guard Headquarters, part of Phase 1A, scheduled for completion in 2013. Additionally, areas of the west campus were fenced off that were not last year, providing sensory evidence that the development of Saint Elizabeths has truly begun. “The tours began through a part-

nership with DCPL and the GSA in an effort to provide public outreach on the significance of this National Historic Landmark,” says Rebecca Miller, Executive Director of DCPL. Since the middle of 2008, a few thousand have attended the tours which will resume in the spring, according to Miller. According to GSA press spokesman, Michael McGill, a permanent public access program is part of a larger interpretive plan for the west campus that is still under development. The public access program would allow for public tours once DHS has completed their move which is scheduled for 2016. “While locating a cabinet-level federal agency and 14,000 federal employees east of the Anacostia River, GSA will not only provide new office space, but will also be able to put 51 historic buildings back into service and maintain St. Elizabeths unique campus setting,” says McGill Among the most famous of the 51 historic buildings being put back into use is the Center Building, designed in accordance with the Kirkbride Plan, a mid-19th century system of mental asylum design, by Thomas U. Walter, best known as the lead architect for the US Capitol’s expansion beginning in 1851 which added the north and south wings, and the castiron dome which has come to define

The Center building, designed by Thomas U. Walter, best known as the lead architect for the US Constructed in 1908, Hitchcock Hall will be used by DHS as a conference center.

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The Center building, designed by Thomas U. Walter, best known as the lead architect for the US Capitol’s expansion in 1851, will serve as the office for the Secretary of DHS.

the city’s skyline. “The preservation efforts at St. Elizabeths have been tremendous,” says Miller. “GSA recognizes the importance of the campus and has spent a great deal of time and money evaluating all elements of the campus including the buildings through Historic Structures Reports, a Cultural Landscape Report and archaeological investigations.” For example, Hitchcock Hall, constructed in 1908 as a theater for patient therapy, will be given new life as a conference center and grand theatre auditorium. “I think that preservation efforts at St. Elizabeths are the most important such work currently underway in DC, because the site has such a long and unique history. Many of its special characteristics are irreplaceable,” said Stephen McLaughlin, a Registered Landscape Architect, on his first visit to the campus. Hearing about the tour through the DC Preservation League, McLaughlin was one of many touring with a camera in hand. “The building that was most impressive

was Hitchcock Hall, because of the sculptural carvings or castings that adorn the exterior.” “From the National Trust for Historic Preservation’s perspective, the most important aspect of St. Elizabeths is that the entire 350 acres – both the east and west campus - is a National Historic Landmark, one of approximately 2500 sites in the country. This is the highest designation that the United States has – it puts St. Elizabeths on par with Mount Vernon and Monticello,” says Margaret Welch, of the National Trust for Historic Preservation and member of the touring group. “Compared to Mount Vernon, St. Elizabeth is almost an unknown, and the National Trust really appreciates that the DC Preservation League sponsors these series of tours, as it gives visibility to this very special place.” A must-see is the St. Elizabeths Hospital Civil War Cemetery. According to a plaque on site it was founded “during the Civil War for wounded soldiers that died on the St. Elizabeths Campus during and after the Civil War. The small cemetery

Animal Clinic of Anacostia Candace A. Ashley, DVM A panoramic view from the west campus iincludes the US Capitol.

houses the remains of some 300 Civil War dead, both Confederate and Union, black and white. When the foliage of the local forest subsides in the winter, the cemetery is visible from a considerable distance, since the white headstones are placed in the form of a cross.” Established by Congress in 1852, with the legislation written by pioneering mental-health reformer Dorothea Dix, the Government Hospital for the Insane admitted its first patient on January 15, 1855, onehundred and fifty-five years ago. Intending to “provide the most humane care and enlightened treatment” for the insane, the hospital accepted patients from the Army and Navy as well as black and white residents of the city. “Lush, landscaped grounds were an integral part of campus planning at St. Elizabeths throughout its history. Dix selected the hospital’s commanding location, with its panoramic views of Washington, because the serene setting was believed critical to patients’ recovery, according to theories of moral therapy. Numerous efforts over time to improve the natural environment that patients encountered resulted in a wealth of gardens, expansive lawns, fountains, ponds, and graded walks,” according to a 2005 article in Washington History. At the outset of the Civil War, city residents made up nearly 60 percent of the hospitals admissions. Due to the hospital’s location and open space, it was used as a military post and general hospital to treat to the war wounded. By 1865 admissions grew by more than 500 percent with military patients making up more than 85 percent of new admissions. After 1946, the patient population began to decline as alternative treatments and new attitudes towards mental-health care reduced the need for large public hospitals. Further-

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more, although World War II brought in the largest swell of patients, by the end of the war Congress had ended the long association between the hospital and the armed forces in favor of treatment at the nation’s expanding system of veterans hospitals. By 2002, the west campus had been vacated and patient services were consolidated to the east campus. “Situated on a bluﬀ overlooking the convergence of the Anacostia and Potomac rivers, the hospital became known as ‘St. Elizabeths’ – often appearing in print as just ‘St Elizabeth’- after the old colonial land grant on which it was built. Congress oﬃcially renamed the institution in 1916, codifying the characteristic plural spelling that remains today. No matter what it was called, from the very beginning the institution was a model of innovative hospital design and construction,” according to Washington History. GSA will hold a public hearing on its Draft Environmental Impact Statement on January 13 from 6-8 p.m. at Matthews Memorial Baptist Church at 2616 MLK Avenue.

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Anacostia High Returns to “It’s Academic”

Anacostia High School team with “It’s Academic” host Mac McGarry

yoming,” Tevin Johnson, 15, quietly whispered to Malcolm Ware, 16, on a recent Saturday morning as they sat with audience members of “It’s Academic” in WRC-TV’s studio in upper NW Washington. “It’s Academic” is the longest continuously running television quiz show ever, according to The Guinness Book of World Records. “Mississippi,” answered the team on stage. “No, I’m sorry. Cheyenne is the capital of Wyoming,” said Mac McGarry, the show’s host for every one of its ﬁfty years. McGarry has challenged more than 20,000 contestants and asked more than 200,000 questions in his years as host. Tevin and Malcolm, members of the Academies at Anacostia’s “It’s Academic” team exchanged reassuring glances, indicating their unspoken conﬁdence that they will not be intimidated or unprepared when

Anacostia makes its first appearance on the show in seven years. While students, teachers, principals, and, even, chancellors have come and gone over the past half-century within the city’s school system, “It’s Academic” has remained a constant. “It’s Academic is now a community institution with many schools doing their own spin-offs and off-air tournaments. It has seeped into the culture,” says Susan Altman, daughter of Sophie Altman, the creative spirit of the show more than a half century ago. “People respond to competition as it encourages a quest for knowledge.” Math teacher, Ryan Benjamin, is the genesis of Anacostia’s return to “It’s Academic.” After graduating from the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia, majoring in Urban Studies and Spanish, Benjamin applied for the DC Teaching Fellows program. “I find the paradox of a city with such power and the poverty that surrounds it both fascinating and unacceptable, and I wanted to come here to try to bridge both worlds,” says Benjamin.

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“When I saw ‘It’s Academic’ on television after I moved to DC, I had an epiphany: What if I could get my students on that show?” said Benjamin. Last June, Anacostia gained local and national attention when First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, delivered Anacostia’s 77th Commencement Address at Constitution Hall to the Class of 2010. She had previously visited the school of more than 800 students on 16th Street SE earlier in the school year. At times, First Lady Obama was emotional when recalling Anacostia’s past, such as Frederick Gregory, Class of 1958, who became the first African-American commander in NASA’s history. After securing buzzers through a grant and recruiting students from his classroom who showed a natural proclivity for trivia, Benjamin and assistant coach Brianna Copley, a special education and English teacher, contacted the producers who “were extremely excited” to hear from Anacostia. Available records from “It’s Academic” indicate that Anacostia High School fielded a team from 1988 (the first year of the records) until 2004. In

1998, the team of Earl Curley, David Craddick, and Daryl Allan coached by Ms. Carolyn Roberts won their first round game, advancing to the playoffs. “We are glad to have Anacostia back,” says Altman. “The hard part has been building confidence and building knowledge. We started practicing once a week, but now we practice every day,” says Benjamin. “We send our students home with fact sheets to memorize, and they come back prepared to compete.” With three sophomores, Tevin, Malcolm, and Eric Chavers (16), and senior LaKiya Bailey (17) making up Anacostia’s team, the students know they are not only representing their school, but their community. “Our appearance will make a huge impact and open the door for others to follow,” said Malcolm, a member of JROTC, who has started watching Jeopardy and The History Channel as part of his preparation. “The appearance on ‘Its Academic’ by the students, under the leadership of Mr. Benjamin and Ms. Copley, is a testament to their work. Our students have been increasing the number of activities which showcase their talents and boost their confidence,” says Donald L. Hense, Chairman of Friendship Public Charter School which has managed the Academies at Anacostia for the past two school years. Anacostia joins Wilson, School Without Walls, and Banneker as the only other DC Public School to appear on the 2010-2011 season. Other schools to appear representing the District include Gonzaga, Maret, Georgetown Day, Sidwell Friends, St. John’s, St. Albans, and St. Anselm’s. Anacostia has recently partnered with Georgetown Day, winners of their first round game, to have friendly scrimmages. Anacostia will face Osbourn Park (Manassas, Va.) and Islamic Saudi Academy (Alexandria, Va.) on February 5 with the show airing on March 12. “It’s Academic” airs Saturday mornings on NBC4. You can find more information at http:// www.itsacademicquizshow.com ●

Holiday Cheer in Congress Heights article & photos by Shannon Holloway

TOP to BOTTOM 1. Excited by the joyous event, The Williams and Vines pose for a holiday family portrait. 2. Santa spreads a little holiday cheer to Rev. Joyce and his daughter. 3. The community in Congress Heights joined hands in anticipation of the tree lighting. 4. The Fawk Family enjoys a holiday meal. 5. The Kinara is a Kwanzaa tradition. 6. The procession was made up of friends and neighbors.

n order to throw a memorable holiday party it is important to have the right ingredients on hand. First gather friends, neighbors, and strangers (new friends). Let stand, and then gently stir. Mix in a combination of delicious food, prepared in the loving homes of the community, a warm holiday beverage, and great entertainment. Gently fold in amazing and inspirational art, good conversation, warm smiles and top it oﬀ with holiday traditions like sprinkles of candy canes, carols, and the cheer of Mr. Santa Claus. This recipe was generously shared with us by the Congress Heights Community Association (202-562-2726), whose Kwanzaa/Holiday Party kicked oﬀ the season bringing out the warmth and talent of River East residents. CHCA President Philip Pannell welcomed guests who gathered together at the UPO Petey Greene Center (2907 Martin Luther King Jr. Ave. SE) Saturday, December 11, 2010. “There are a lot of talented people that live over here”, said artist Rudy Smith (202-570-6633), who stopped

by to share his wonderful magic marker and ink illustrations with the group. Ballou Senior High School students started the party off on the right note. There was an inspired presentation on the seven days of Kwanza, the lighting of traditional candles on the Kinara, and the moving performance of the song made famous by Mariah Carey, “Hero”, sung by Angeline Philogene. William Lockridge, Ward 8 member of the State Board of Education, 7th District Pastor Joyce, Community Beat Officers, Mrs. George Darr, Mr. Melvin Deal and family, the Fawk Family and many others joined in on the fun of sharing their special culinary creations with the community, exchanging compliments and conversation. Following the meal, the party moved up the block to the corner of Martin Luther King Jr. & Malcolm X Avenues SE. Spreading some holiday cheer along their way, Santa, Paul Gordon, along with his right hand elf, Ladawn Curley, lead a joyous precession that sang Christmas carols, handed out candy canes, and gathered everyone to circle around to watch the lighting of the Christmas tree and to warm up with a hot cup of coco. It truly was an evening filled with the spirit of giving. Shannon Holloway is a local artist living in the district. You may reach her via e-mail at holloway.shannon@ gmail.com. ● CAPITALCOMMUNITYNEWS.COM ★ 29

by Khadijah

he prestigious 53rd GRAMMY Music Awards air on Feb. 13 on CBS stations across the country and this year, once again, local DCbased artists will be among the nominees for major awards. Singers Raheem Devaughn, Carolyn Malachi, and Chuck Brown--the nation’s “Godfather of Go-go” are among some of the top contenders for 2011 GRAMMY awards, and local residents are thrilled. “They are all a breath of fresh air to the major music world,” says DeLonte’ Briggs. Briggs, owner of the arts management company Mr. Briggs Management and a native of Ward 7, is heavily invested in the DC arts scene. He believes that all three of the nominated artists are worthy of the award. “They take music one step further by using their music to create platforms for change and development in DC and abroad,” he says.

Chuck Brown, the “Godfather of Go-Go” Practically everyone in Washington D.C., whether a fan of the go-go genre music or not, should know who Chuck Brown is. Chuck Brown has been a city icon for over thirty years. He appears on a DC Lottery commercial and has performed at thousands of local event over the years. Brown’s nominated song, “Love” from the 2010 CD We Got This, is a duet with singer/actress Jill Scott. Winning numerous awards, performing in cities across the world and virtually creating the go-go style of music, the 74-year-old Brown admits that being nominated for a GRAMMY is the greatest thing that has happened to him. He shares, “I never dreamed of anything like this” though he said his wife said “I told you,” when the nominations were announced this past December. Nominated for a Best R&B Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals GRAMMY, Brown said that the love extended to him from his fans has made the nomination all the more sweeter. “My fans have been so excited congratulating me. I’ve been signing a lot of autographs and taking pictures. Everywhere I go it is cheers and congratulations. Even if I don’t get it, the nomination itself is a wonderful feeling.” Briggs says that it’s about time Brown was recognized.

“Chuck Brown has been a part of the “Stop the Violence” campaign [in DC] since it started and now has a street named after him in his honor around the prestigious HBCU Howard University,” Briggs states.

Raheem Devaughn, A GRAMMY Regular Raheem Devaughn has been garnering GRAMMY nominations since 2008. The son of jazz cellist Abdul Wadud, Devaughn has been gaining mainstream success over the years since his ﬁrst label-produced album The Love Experience debuted in 2005. Before attracting national attention as a singer, the Prince George’s County, Maryland native honed his craft on the streets of DC, performing at open mics along the U Street corridor and making guest appearances on albums by independent artists such as W. Ellington Felton and the fusion group Fertile Ground. Soon he landed a recording contract with Jive Records in 2002, ultimately releasing The Love Experience which featured his signature tune “Guess Who Loves You More”. The comparisons between Devaughn and the late legendary singer Marvin Gaye were undeniable. Three years later, he dropped his second album Love Behind the

Melody which featured the singles “Woman” and “Customer” which were nominated for GRAMMY awards in 2008 and 2009 respectively. His latest CD The Love and War Masterpeace is nominated for the 2011 GRAMMY for Best R & B Album, alongside other nominees in the category that include Fantasia, Jaheim, Monica, John Legend & The Roots. Briggs says that Devaughn’s The Love and War Masterpeace is epic with its focus on numerous social issues. The album presents the track “No One Wins a War” that speaks to war in the world, uplifts women in the song “Greatness” with DC rapper Wale and focuses on the trauma of domestic abuse on the track “Black and Blue”. “It’s one thing to create a platform but to mobilize it personally is the epitome of independent music -- the ability to use your personal experiences and art to aﬀect change,” Briggs aﬃrms.

Carolyn Malachi, DC Artist-in-Residence Singer Carolyn Malachi is enjoying her ﬁrst nomination for the Best Urban/Alternative Performance category of the 53rd annual GRAMMY Awards. The Baltimore-based singer is the great-granddaughter of jazz pianist John Malachi who played for jazz greats

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Sarah Vaughn, Pearl Bailey, and Billy Eckstine. While Carolyn Malachi is known mostly as a neo-soul singer locally, she mixes jazz and spoken word with other genres in her music. She has been representing the DC area for a few years now, as artist-in-residence at the BloomBars arts venue in DC’s Columbia Heights area and a regularly featured performer throughout the city. “I view this GRAMMY nomination as an honor, a precious opportunity, and a mandate to continue the pursuit of excellence. It represents the power of a “can-do” spirit,” says Malachi. Malachi’s nominated song, “Orion”, came from her creative collaboration with producer James McKinney on her 2010 EP Lions, Fires & Squares. She is honored to be one of the few natives of the area to be recognized by the GRAMMY awards for their work. “There are several local artists and members of the Recording Academy who have created incredible music. I applaud Chuck Brown and Raheem DeVaughn for their current nominations and Wayna, Kokayi, and Christylez Bacon who also achieved GRAMMY nominations in previous years,” she says. Ward 7 resident Carl “Kokayi” Walker says that a GRAMMY nomination is a history-making declaration. He was nominated last year for the song “Loving You” that he produced for DC-based singer Wayna. “For the rest of one’s life they can say that they are GRAMMY-nominated-- it’s written in the annals of music history,” Kokayi remarks. However, Kokayi admits that the nomination has impacted his music life

minimally in terms of gigs garnered. A prolific songwriter and performer, in addition to being a producer, Kokayi credits hard work to sustaining a music career. “[The GRAMMY nomination] has gotten me some additional access, but a lot of the access I have has come from 15+ years in this business and providing a quality product over that span of time. I was excited as a 4th grader on his first field trip without Mom when I got nominated but just as it is with getting signed to a major, the work falls squarely on your shoulders, so you have to work within the system for you , in order to reap the benefits of honors, signings, etc.” Briggs agrees with Kokayi that hard word is crucial, as is support from the community. As a former member of the dance troupe Step Afrika! and a former teaching artist at The William E. Doar, Jr. Public Charter School for the Performing Arts in NE, Briggs thinks it’s imperative that DC support its arts community. He is doing his part by producing a send-off show for the nominees. “We are planning to do a GRAMMY send off at Liv Nightclub on January 27th where we will have independent artists do renditions of songs by the nominees,” he announces. “I only hope that The Grammy Nominations Board continues to spotlight the plethora of talent coming out of DC for years to come. There is so much great music to come from powerhouses in all genres.” Khadijah Ali-Coleman is a writer based in the DC metro area. Visit her online at www.KhadijahOnline.com ●

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EAST WASHINGTON LIFE

Uniontown Bar & Grill Set to Open by John Muller

hange is a slow process in Historic Anacostia. After years of false starts the opening of an anxiously awaited sit-down restaurant is now ﬁnally imminent. Uniontown Bar and Grill at 2200 Martin Luther King Jr. Avenue will open soon a planned grand opening for the Martin Luther King, Jr. weekend this month. “I’ve always wanted to own a restaurant,” says Washingtonian and restaurant proprietor, Natasha Dasher. Drawing its name from the past, before the Civil War, developers created Uniontown, a 100-acre grid of 700 rectangular lots in present-day Anacostia to be sold under restrictive convents prohibiting the sale, rental or lease of property to any Negro, Mulatto, or anyone of Af rican or

Irish descent, according to the National Park Service. For many reasons, Uniontown as a suburb of downtown Washington never succeeded. Dasher, a successful marketing executive, had heard many of the “myths” surrounding Uniontown, and when she saw the photo essay at the United Planning Organization’s Anacostia Community Center on Good Hope Road, she knew it was the perfect name for her restaurant. Mindful of historic preservation, Dasher has ﬁtted the exterior of the building to resemble Burys General Store which stood at 2200 Nichols Avenue (now MLK, Jr. Ave.) a cen-

tury ago. To thematically keep the past in mind, Uniontown will have historic photos of the neighborhood displayed on its walls. With 1,495 square feet, seating for 33, 14 seats at the bar, two large high-deﬁnition televisions, and an iPad, known as the “bar pad,” for customers to check their emails and play games, Uniontown is poised to be an intimate setting nearby workers and residents looking for a pleasant atmosphere is relax and enjoy. Despite the potential lunch business from the DC Lottery, the Department of Housing and Community Development, and two banks, along with other businesses, located within a minute’s walk to Uniontown, Dasher is aware she is blazing a trail others have not ventured. “Franchises are going to want to attack Anacostia. There is a large workforce here during the day, there is considerable foot traﬃc, and people cut through Anacostia on their way to

and from work,” notes Dasher. “Profit is going to be here.” “It will be a great place to have a cold glass of beer or a nice glass of wine after work,” says Bob Cannon, a project manager for the Department of Homeland Security and resident of Historic Anacostia. Cannon recently purchased a house on U Street. A native of the Boston area, Cannon sees Uniontown becoming Anacostia’s own version of “Cheers”--where everybody knows your name. Sensitive to and aware of the inner-workings of grassroots and long-time neighborhood stakeholders and institutions, Dasher reached out to Advisory Neighborhood Commissioners for support, as well as Union Temple Baptist Church on W Street. “When she planned to open the restaurant she came and told me of her goals and we offered our support,” says Rev. Willie Wilson, the head pastor at Union Temple since March of 1973, who praised Dasher for her entrepreneurial spirit. “Uniontown will help to change what has been a blighted and forgotten community in terms of certain services and amenities that other parts of the city have,” says Wilson. “We have 70,000 citizens and the only place you can get food and a drink is Players. We need a place where people can drink, relax, and be merry,” said Ward 8 Councilmember Marion Barry as he unwound at Jordan’s, a popular restaurant on Barracks Row. Planning to hire a staff of thirty-two to cover three shifts, Dasher has already received more than fifty resumes. With unemployment rates in East Washington the highest in the city, Dasher will hire residents of Wards 7 and 8. Although Uniontown will not be hosting live entertainment, there are plans for a DJ to spin from 10 p.m.2 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays. Planned hours are Sunday through Thursday, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. and Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Offduty MPD will serve as security. For more information on Uniontown Bar and Grill visit www.utowndc.com. ●

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Comedian Erin Jackson Gets Ready for the Big Time by John Muller

n early 2004, Erin Jackson and her boyfriend had a long conversation about their dream jobs. Jackson wanted to be a stand-up comedian. Fate would have it that while purchasing tickets to a show on the DC Improv website, her boyfriend saw an ad for a one day seminar for aspiring comedians. He signed her up for the class that promised to “teach you everything you need to know to be a comedian in two or three hours,” Jackson recently said with a wry grin. “My goal has never been to get rich. As long as I’m doing what I love and I’m able to make enough money to pay my mortgage every month and pay Pepco at least every other month, I’m happy,” admits Jackson. In the nearly seven years since her first introduction to professional comedy, she has conquered the ranks of DC Comedy; headlining the DC Improv’s three day New Year’s weekend. “She appeals to all audiences and the crowds really enjoy her style,” says Allyson Jaffe, Manager/Principal of the DC Improv which opened in 1992. “I have always enjoyed watching her perform. I find her persona both on stage and off stage to be extremely likable.” While working a full-time job, Jackson appeared on two episodes of NBC’s popular “Last Comic Standing” in the summer of 2008, advancing to the Semi-Final round. Her performance attracted the attention of day time talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, who invited Jackson to her show in the fall of 2008. “I had no intention of being a professional,” Jackson says. But in February 2009 she left her job to pursue comedy as her profession. First coming to DC as a student at Howard University, Jackson studied TV production. Following graduation she worked for CNN

and the Discovery Channel before establishing a career in marketing. After living in Hyattsville, Maryland for many years, Jackson purchased a condo in Ward 7 in 2006. “DC has been a great city to get funny. The comedy centers are always going to be LA and New York, but per capita there are as many funny people here as anywhere in the country,” says Jackson. “What stands out about Erin is that when you listen to her material it is very ambiguous. Many female comedians, at least the ones they promote heavily, base their material on subjects such as sex, shopping and other cliché’ female topics,” says Jason Weems, 29, who was invited to perform at the Montreal Just for Laughs Festival this past summer. “In the male dominated comedy world, men don’t often give women the same respect, but when Erin is doing a show you better get your game up.” A Baltimore kindergarten teacher for the past six years, Weems asked Jackson to open up for his recently taped one hour special, “Intellectual Property,” which he plans to shop around to iTunes, Amazon, and industry agents in 2011. A loyal Eagles fan, Jackson, who runs a blog on her website chronicling her travels across the country and a recent experience at a Wizards game, wants to expand her brand from traditional stand-up to writing for television, possibly serving as the comic relief on a sports show. “Being funny is maybe 50% percent. It’s a sales job, but you are the product you are selling,” says Jackson. “The people that get success in this industry are not always the funniest, but when the funniest person was at home sleeping that other person was out hustling.” To aspiring comedians, Jackson says there is no replacement for stage time and no substitute for hard work. Ringing in 2011 doing what she loves to do -- making people laugh, Jackson looks to pursue bigger projects as her comedic star continues to rise within DC and beyond. To ﬁnd out more information about Erin Jackson and Jason Weems, visit their websites at www.erinjackson.net and www.jasonweemscomedy.com ●

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A Theory Of Jazz Jazz can be enigmatic, an alchemy of mysterious sounds and moods that is spontaneous and yet deliberate in its free ﬂowing creativity. The music can be complex, but good jazz feels as simple as ﬁrst love—it goes straight to the heart and rests there, beating gently. At times, the music can be so life-like that it speaks to you with honesty and love. One still gets a keen sense of understanding of the complexity of the music. There is such a high note of haughtiness, perhaps a natural aristocracy from a kind of inbred austerity about jazz that puts it in a class by itself, elevating one to a higher ground of one’s consciousness. It almost borders on elitism, and yet jazz strikes one as a beautiful music for everyone. And it is, especially for those of us who not only enjoy, but truly love, the music. True, most good jazz musicians more than likely think of jazz as the arbiter of modern music. And on a good day, I think they are correct. You can walk in your door after a hard day’s work and a harrowing Metro ride, put on Sarah Vaughn and your world is transformed. Your mind clears, your body relaxes and suddenly life is pretty good. There’s no drug in the world that can do that. Jazz is beautiful music. on pieces like “Emily” (1, 2, & 3), “The Bell Tolls,” “Whispers,” “So What,” and “I Fall In Love Too Easily.”

by Jean-Keith Fagon Smalls ••• Ben Wolfe Quintet, Smalls Jazz Club Here is a solid jazz group performing with verve and panache on some classic pieces like “For The Great Sonny Clark,” “Telescope,” and “I’ll Know You More.” Although the music is chock full of improvisation, the musicians are closely in touch with each other and there is a sense of purpose and craftsmanship that brings unity to the album. And no more is this more evident than the musical relay on “Contraption,” a sumptuous and dynamic musical dictionary of jazz styles. Performers include Ben Wolfe (bass), Marcus Strickland (sax), Ryan Kisor (trumpet), Luis Perdomo (piano), and Gregory Huchinson (drums).

A Night In Monte-Carlo •••• Marcus Miller, Concord Jazz The proﬂigacy of jazz over the last three decades makes it sometimes diﬃcult to determine what is good jazz. Truthfully, jazz in its original creation is really the musical story of black Americans. Some of you might say that jazz has transcended its cultural heritage. Perhaps it has, but only in the sense that jazz is now a sophisticated lifestyle music that embod34 ★ EAST OF THE RIVER MAGAZINE

ies love, romance, dining, and cultural class. It is true that jazz has no cultural boundaries performed as it is by musicians from every country in the world. Bassist, producer, composer Marcus Miller conﬁrm this with “A Night in Monte-Carlo,” a live concert he performed on November 29, 2008 in the “rich man’s playground” of Monaco. A live concert should have a head start in tapping the vital component of spiritual uplift. And this performance does exactly that resoundingly. The concert features Mr. Miller leading both his quartet and the Monte Carlo Philharmonic Orchestra, with special guests Roy Hargrove (trumpet) and Raul Midón (singer/guitarist). “The repertoire for A Night in Monte-Carlo covers nearly a century of music — from two styles of opera to jazz, including a contemporized spiritual and a timeless ballad.” What you will hear is beautiful, vibrant, rich music celebrating the beauty of our life with majesty, triumph, and endearing cultural faith. This is music without boundaries or restraint, especially on “Your Amazing Grace,” “Strange Fruit,” “I’m Glad There Is You,” “I Love You Porgy,” and “Amandla.”

Night Whispers ••• Marc Copland, Pirouet This album represents Marc Copland New York Trio, Vol. 3 featuring Marc Copland (piano), Drew Gress (bass) and Bill Stewart (drums). “Night Whispers” will put you in the heart of New York City’s sophisticated nightlife with its ﬁne dining, artful entertainment, and that touch of cultural class that puts it on pedestal as the world’s richest city in every category of lifestyles. Finesse and craftsmanship abounds here without restraint | JANUARY 2011

Rhapsody In Blue ••• Bill O’Connell, Challenge Reords “It Never Entered My Mind” is a beautiful, rhapsodic rendition of a classic standard that gently expresses Bill O’Connell’s reﬂective piano postlude from the world of jazz. The eloquent voice of Steve Slagle’s saxophones makes this one cut worth the price of the whole album, closely followed in quality by “Rhapsody In Blue” (title track), “Oﬀ Beat,” and “Two Worlds.” Also featured on this album are Lugues Curtis (bass), Steve Berrios (drums), Richie Flores (percussion), Dave Samuels (vibraphone), and Conrad Herwig (trombone).

Pathway ••• David Cook, Bjurecords Although David Cook is an accomplished pianist his latest album underscores the lack of freedom on many of his pieces with no surprises here. Too bad, especially when the ﬂame ﬂashes but not brilliantly on “Idly, Ideally,” “Robin’s Song,” and “Pathway” (title track). These are expertly crafted pieces, each resonating with excellent clarity and engaging melodic contours.

The Inward Song ••• Christian Weidner, Pirouet Saxophonist Christian Weidner is delightfully mellow on this ﬁne album. The spirited yet attentive playing here is close in sound to what John Coltrane might have expected if he was listening. These are ﬁne performances, even great ones; Mr. Weidner seems to have rethought his approach

to these ballads he must have known almost too well. The romantic side of this album is full of languid sensuality with ballads that are deliciously and decadently alluring, and the performers are hardly less seductive in this sentient atmosphere. Pay particular attention to “Penta,” “Relief,” “Poem for Ada,” “Ave,” “The Inward Song.” Supporting musicians include Colin Vallon (piano), Henning Sieverts (bass), and Samuel Rohrer (drums).

Let It All Go ••• Christina Ashley, Let It All Go, a debut album from Christina Ashley is a seventeentrack collection featuring a stellar cast of musicians--Grammy winner Charlie Bisharat, Anthony Jackson, Trey Henry, Cliff Almond, and Lion King vocalist Carmen Twillie. Ms. Ashley recorded gems penned by Paul Simon (“Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes”), Elton John (“Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word”), Billy Joel (“And So It Goes”), and John Lennon & Paul McCartney (“Two Of Us”). But more interesting are the four original songs Ms. Ashley wrote with the album’s producers and arrangers, Amber & Rob Whitlock. Throughout the diverse collection, whether it be a country-fied gospel (“I’ll Fly Away”), a retro dance cut (“When Will I See You Again”), sophisticated jazz (“My Little Boat”), or an adult-pop rocker (“These Dreams,” “I’m Not That Girl,” “Africa”), Ms. Ashley proves herself to be a promising singer-songwriter with the potential to have the long-term music career of which she dreams. All CDs and DVDS reviewed in this article are heard through Bowers & Wilkens 802D Speakers and ASW 4000 subwoofer, and Rotel Preamp 1070, amplifier 1092 and CD player 1072. CDs are available for purchase through amazon.com For more information about this column, please email your questions to fagon@hillrag.com. ●

Health in 2011 “I have had dreams and I have had nightmares, but I have conquered my nightmares because of my dreams.” Dr. Jonas Salk

Cultivating Optimism Learning How to Be An Optimistic Person by Ronda Bresnick Hauss, LCSW

t’s the start of a new year and with it comes the opportunity to be happier and healthier. One key tool for increasing happiness, according to Martin Seligman, author of the book, Learned Optimism: How to Change Your Mind and Your Life, is to learn to be an optimistic person. People with an optimistic way of seeing the world are likely to be healthier, more successful and happier in life. Optimism can be cultivated with practice.

The Optimistic Life

Distancing: Recognize that your beliefs are just that - beliefs and not facts. Just because you feel that you are a failure does not make it a fact - it is a belief. It is essential to stand back and suspend belief for a moment - distance yourself for your pessimistic explanation long enough to verify it’s accuracy. Evidence: The most convincing way to dispute a negative belief is to show that it is not factually correct. Ask yourself - “what evidence do I have that this point of view is true?” Alternatives: There are usually multiple causes for events. Rather than picking the most permanent, pervasive and personal one - consider a less insidious explanation. Focus on the cause that is changeable, specific and non-personal. De-catastrophizing: Try to consider the situation and it’s implications. Ask yourself “Even if my belief is true, what are the consequences? Is it the end of the world?” Usefulness: Try to consider whether it is useful to dwell on the negative belief at a given moment in time. If not, try to set the negative thought aside for now and return to it when you have time to examine it and challenge it. There is little doubt that optimism is good for us. It is also probably more fun. While it may not stem the tide of depression, it is a valuable tool to help a person achieve their goals. Segliman notes that finding temporary and specific causes for misfortune is the art of hope while finding permanent and universal causes for misfortune is the practice of despair. Optimism, he says, serves as the crucial framework for relating to experiences -- it’s the skeleton of hope.

The optimist faces the same set backs and tragedies that befall the pessimist in life but the optimist is more resilient and weathers life better. Learned optimism comes from the power of developing “non-negative” thinking. The following are some of the skills that promote an optimistic style of thinking. Disputing Your Belief: Look for an alternative explanation for the adversity besides one that implies the setback is permanent, unchangeable and pervasive.

Ronda Bresnick Hauss is a licensed clinical social worker and the founder of the Quiet Waters Center for Trauma, Stress and Resilience, on Capitol Hill. She uses an integrative & holistic approach to psychotherapy – addressing the connection between the mind, body and spirit through the use of traditional talk therapy, meditation, visualization, and creative, non-verbal techniques. She can be reached at: 202-544-5050 and is on the web at: HYPERLINK “http://www.quietwaterscenter.com” ●

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Is the Glass Half Empty or Half Full? What are the qualities that make one person optimistic and another pessimistic? According to Seligman, a person’s habitual way of explaining bad events is learned in childhood and adolescence and stems directly from whether they think they are valuable and deserving or worthless and hopeless. There are three dimensions to a person’s style of explaining events: permanence, pervasiveness and personalization.

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If a person thinks about bad things that happen in an permanent way - alway’s and never’s - they have a pessimistic style. If however, bad events are blamed on transient conditions - sometime’s and lately’s - a person has an optimistic style. For example, the pessimist might say, “I’m all washed up”, while the optimist might say, “I am simply exhausted”. In contrast, if a person thinks about good events that happen as having permanent causes - traits, abilities, always’s, they are more optimistic than a person who believes that good events are temporary. For example, the pessimist might say, “I try hard” while the optimist might say, “I’m a talented person”.

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The optimist sees bad events as having speciﬁc causes while good events enhance everything that they do. For example, an optimist might think, “This book is useless” rather than “all books are useless.” Or, “I was charming” rather than “I was charming to her.”

The pessimist believes that bad events have universal causes and that good events are caused by speciﬁc factors. For example, a pessimist might think, “All teachers are unfair” rather than “my math teacher is unfair”. Or, “I’m smart at math” rather than “I’m a smart person.”

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The optimist tends to ﬁnd external reasons for bad events. For example, “I have no luck at poker” rather than, “I have no talent at poker”. The pessimist tend to internalize or blame themselves for bad events. For example, “I am an insecure person” rather than, “I grew up in poverty.”

The Consequences of Pessimism Martin Segliman is straightforward about the consequences of a pessimism. A person with a more pessimistic style is likely to get depressed easily. They are likely to be achieving less at work than their talents warrant, and their physical health and immune system are probably not what they should be. A person who has an average amount of pessimism may be fine in ordinary times but may find that in a crisis, they get more depressed than they should. For example, when they are rejected by someone they love or don’t get the job they want, they may find that the future feels bleak and the zest has gone out of living. They might feel this way for weeks or perhaps months. So how do we raise our everyday level of optimism?

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ara Atella knows and even decided to buy year firsthand how memberships.” wonderfully Lara and Ken became quirky Capitol regulars and made a host of Hill life can be. Lara and great friends through the her husband, Ken Petersen, studio – including that spemoved to the Hill in 1999 cial blonde woman, owner to be close to Union StaElizabeth Glover. Ever since tion so she could take the that fateful meeting, Lara has train to work in Baltimore. It grown to appreciate the place was convenient at the time, Elizabeth and her studio but they did not plan to stay hold on Capitol Hill. more than a few years. While “Elizabeth is so supKen worked his way through portive of the community,” school, Lara held a job as a Lara says, pointing to the neurobehavioral researcher studio’s extensive work-study in child development. Her program for those who can’t position meant hours of work afford membership, as well behind a computer and in as the Friday evening classes Bikram Yoga. the lab, in addition to a long that generate proceeds to loPhoto by Andrew Lightman commute. Over time she becal charities. gan noticing increasingly stiff Lara is especially grateand swollen joints. In 2002 she was diagnosed ful for the help Elizabeth and her studio have with rheumatoid arthritis given to her and her family. The yoga has About two years later she was pushing brought physical relief to Lara, helped her her one-year-old son, Nate, in a stroller down husband cope with the stress of completing G Street with a friend, and a car stopped in his Ph.D., and even provided a learning place front of them. A tall blonde woman climbed for her son. Elizabeth has always allowed Lara out and approached them with a big, friendly to bring her son to the studio. smile. In fact, Lara became such a devotee of The woman asked the surprised pair what Bikram and the studio that she decided to bethey thought about having a Bikram yoga come a professional teacher, enduring the rigstudio on H Street. Lara didn’t know what orous nine-week training session all Bikram “Bikram” was and thought H Street was a bit teachers must undergo to become certified. rough at the time, but she said having a yoga Her friend, the one walking with her on that studio nearby would be nice. fateful day, also has become a certified instrucThe woman said she was looking at some- tor. thing around 5th and H streets and seemed These days, Lara and her husband are excited about the prospect of opening up her basking in their Hill life and the community own business. Lara thought she was gutsy they’ve found. Their idea of a perfect day aland encouraged her to go for it. The pleasant ways includes a trip to Sidamo to see the ownconversation concluded, and all three women ers Mimi and Kenfe and then to the BYCH went on with their lives. “hot room.” Then, in January of 2008, Lara and Ken “Over the past several years we’ve grown decided to give Bikram yoga a try. They had to love our lives and the community we share frequently seen people coming and going from here and are so thankful to those who make it the Bikram Yoga Capitol Hill while they sat so meaningful and fun! My son is at an exceldrinking coffee at their favorite shop, Sidamo lent school, Brent Elementary in SE, and my – located across the street – and were curious. husband has an easy bike ride to work in north“Since my husband is a sauna enthusiast, west. I no longer need to commute to work by I though he might like it,” Lara says. “I never train; instead I just walk a few minutes down thought I would make it past the first class.” H Street, grab a perfect cup of coffee and hit Class wasn’t easy, but the effects were the ‘hot room’ for an early savasana.” amazing. “The next day when I woke up, I experienced one of my first mornings not Bikram Yoga Capitol Hill is located at 410 H St. feeling horribly stiff and uncomfortable,” Lara NE. 202-547-1208, info@bikramyogacapitolsays. “By our second week we were hooked hill.com ●

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Emergency room and pediatric specialists Dr. John Jones and Dr. John Maguire have opened Simplicity Urgent Care in Arlington, a neighborhood medical center located at 3263 Columbia Pike, which allows patients with or without insurance to see a doctor without an appointment. “Urgent care is for accidents and illnesses that require a doctor’s attention, but not a trip to the emergency room,” explains Dr. Jones, an emergency department physician at INOVA Fair Oaks Hospital, who is certified in both pediatric and adult emergency care. “From colds and flu to minor injuries and urinary tract infections, our physicians will specialize in fast, friendly care. That also includes immunizations, x-rays, drug screenings, travel medicine, and more.” Making things easy for patients is the goal, agree Dr. Jones and his Simplicity Urgent Care partner Dr. John Maguire. “In 2009, John and I noticed a need for urgent care services in the Arlington area,” explains Dr. Maguire, the medical director for three of INOVA’s freestanding emergency rooms in Northern Virginia. “As local physicians with 25 combined years of experience, we know expert healthcare. Now we’re bringing a new level of urgent care to the Arlington community.” All patients come on a walk-in basis, so no appointment is necessary. After reviewing the medical records, the doctor will discuss the information with the patient and complete an exam based on the illness or injury. The exam may involve such additional steps as x-ray, which can be completed on-site. If the recommended treatment requires a prescription, the patient may be able to fill it onsite. Simplicity Urgent Care offers prescription services for the most commonly prescribed medications. After

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KIPP DC and Kids Smiles Open New Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dental Center East of the River In a space previously occupied by a liquor store that attracted criminal activity and endangered students from neighboring KIPP DC and DCPS schools, the new Kids Smiles of DC Dental Center serves children in Wards 7 and 8, as well as employs members of the surrounding community. Kids Smiles of DC is working with local Head Start programs and will provide oral health screenings to students in over 15 DC public and charter schools. The new dental center is expected to serve over 1,500 children in its first year of operation. Kids Smiles accepts most insurance plans including DC and MD Medicaid, CHIP, and provides services for uninsured patients based on a sliding fee scale. Open Monday, Wednesday and Friday, 8:30 a.m.-4:00 p.m. 4837 Benning Rd. SE. 202-650-5238. kidssmiles.org CAPITALCOMMUNITYNEWS.COM â&#x2DC;&#x2026;

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“Lift Every Voice and Sing” at John Phillips Sousa Middle School The DC Jazz Festival, John Phillips Sousa Middle School, and the Boys & Girls Clubs of Greater Washington will celebrate Martin Luther King’s Birthday at John Phillip Sousa Middle School on Monday, Jan.17, at 1:00 p.m. This performance will include choir and dance performances by Sousa MS students and the Boys & Girls Clubs of Greater Washington Teen Arts Performers and Sousa MS students reciting excerpts from Dr. King’s historical speeches. For more info regarding the event, contact: Daniel Baez at daniel.baez@dcjazzfest.org. 3650 Ely Pl. SE. dcjazzfest.org

Martin Luther King, Jr Holiday Public Skate Fort Dupont Ice Arena welcomes all skaters on Monday, Jan 17, 1:002:20 p.m. Children 12 and under and seniors, $4. Skaters 13 and older, $5. Skate rental is $3. 3779 Ely Pl. SE. 202-584-5007. fdia.org

school program is designed speciﬁcally for home school students. Sessions are held on the second Monday and Thursday of every month. On Jan. 10, 1:00-3:00 p.m., and Jan. 13, 10:00 a.m.-noon, underwater archeology will be studied. All ages are welcome. They will split the groups into age groups so that everyone can participate in the activities. Reservations are requested to ensure enough materials for all students but are not required. RSVP to Laura Hockensmith at 202-4336826 or laura.hockensmith@navy. mil. Parking is not available at the Navy Yard. Enter at Sixth and M sts. SE or the Nineth and M St. SE gate. All adults 16 years and older will need a photo ID to enter. Tell the guard at the gate you are there to participate in a museum event and they can direct you. history. navy.mil

LEGO® Architecture: Towering Ambition at the National Building Museum

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Piece by piece, brick by brick, this exhibition features large-scale artistic models of some of the world’s most famous structures including the Empire State Building, St. Louis’ Gateway Arch, and Frank Lloyd Wright’s masterpiece Fallingwater. The simplicity and nostalgic quality of LEGO aﬀords viewers a new, detailed look at familiar buildings. Visitors can lean in close to see the complexity of a building’s intricate design and engineering or take a step back to appreciate its stunning sculptural form in full. After drawing inspiration from awe-inspiring structures, visitors are encouraged to create buildings to include in a LEGO community. Based on the principles of good urban design, participants will be invited to create a building from one of the four categories—residential, commercial, institutional, and industrial—and then place the LEGO models on a large-scale map of a city. As the day goes on and the museum welcomes more visitors, the LEGO city will grow and grow.

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“Little Skippers” Program at the Navy Yard On Saturday, Jan. 22, 1:00 p.m., Little Skippers learn about the “Battle of Hampton Roads: Monitor vs Virginia.” Free. Enter at Sixth and M sts. SE. All adults 16 years and older will need a photo ID to enter. Tell the guard at the gate you are there to participate in a museum event and they can direct you. history.navy.mil

DC Public Charter School Recruitment Expo On Saturday, Jan. 8, noon-4:00 p.m., learn about 94 unique public charter school options at the Washington Convention Center. Children’s entertainment and giveaways. 202-328-2660. dccharterexpo.org

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Lanayia Stubbs of C.W. Harris Elementary School performs her poem, “Free Woman.” Photo by Ian Weston

DC SCORES Poetry Slam! The 13th Annual DC SCORES Poetry Slam! showcased original poetry and songs written by 800 DC SCORES poet-athletes. This year’s slam was held at Columbia Heights Education Campus and Kelly Miller Middle School, where a standing-room-only audience witnessed incredible performances. Students waxed poetic about standardized testing; one read a Harriet Tubman poem; and another laid out the ingredients for peace. Eastside Poetry Slam! elementary school winners were Arts and Technology Academy, Howard Road Academy, Burrville Elementary School, Anne Beers Elementary School, Aiton Elementary School and Sampson Jeﬀerson, Shine Middle school winners were Cesar Chavez Public Charter Middle School for Public Policy-Parkside Campus, Johnson Middle School, Kelly Miller Middle School and Dontrese Ford, Shine Award. DC SCORES is an after-school program in 25 DC public schools that inspires youth through the unique combination of soccer, poetry and service-learning. 202-393-6999 x301. dcscores.org

Exhibition open through Sept. 5, 2011. $5 suggested donation. National Building Museum, 401 F St. NW. 202-272-2448. nbm.org

Teen Drivers Needed Westat is recruiting teens and their parents or guardians to help test a teen driver support system for vehicles. The driver support system can detect whether or not a passenger is present, seat belt use, speeding, driving behavior, and cell phone use, and it provides feedback to the driver. This study involves installing data recording equipment and a driver support system in the teen’s car for 4 weeks. If you have a teenager who has been a licensed driver for at least 6 months, call 1-888-880-1024 or email at SafeTeenCar@westat. com and include your name and a phone number where you can be reached during the day. Teen participants will receive $200 if they complete the study, and their parent will receive $50.

The Institute for Responsible Citizenship Needs College Sophomores The Institute for Responsible Citizenship is now accepting applications for the Class of 2012. The Institute seeks to recruit talented African American male college sophomores to participate in its summer leadership program. Admitted students will work at high-level internships, take a challenging course in government and economics, and meet inﬂuential leaders in the public and private sectors. Applicants must be college sophomores. They strongly encourage students who major in the sciences, engineering, business, and entrepreneurship to apply. They are accepting applications on a rolling basis through Jan. 7. i4rc.org

The USBG is looking for Junior Botanists You can become Apprentice

Junior Botanist by asking for an Adventure Folder for exploring the US Botanic Garden Conservatory. Bring along an adult adviser with an official ID (e.g., a driver’s license) so you can check out a backpack filled with cool tools to use during your explorations. Follow up your visit to the USBG with an at-home activity and then apply to become not just an apprentice, but an official USBG Junior Botanist. Free. 202225-8333. usbg.gov

Children’s Audio Tour of the National Gallery of Art--West Building Highlights This free, self-guided tour gives children, ages 7–12, an opportunity to get “up close and personal” with some of the world’s greatest paintings, by such masters as Leonardo da Vinci, Rembrandt van Rijn, Claude Monet, and Winslow Homer. Available at the Acoustiguide desk located in the Rotunda, on the main ﬂoor of the West Building. For group reservations (ten or more), call 202842-6592. The audio tour, with images, is also available on nga. gov/programs/family.

“Investigate: Alexander Calder” at the NGA Meet Sophie, an artistic spider, and ﬁnd out what inspired her wondrous creations. Then explore Alexander Calder’s Spider and learn to weave your own wire mobile. Free. January 16, 23 and 30 at 11:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m. and 1:30 p.m. at the National Gallery of Art East Building, ground level. 202-737-4215. nga.gov

Archbishop Carroll High School Holds Open House for Prospective Students Archbishop Carroll High School is holding a prospectivestudent open house on Wednesday, Jan. 5, 9:00-11:00 a.m., on the campus at 4300 Harewood

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Teen Volunteer Program at the NGA The department of teacher, school, and family programs recruits local high school student volunteers for spring term ( January through May) and summer term ( June through August). Student volunteers assist with clerical and administrative tasks that support the department’s education programs. Typical activities include preparing materials for art projects, data entry, photocopying, collating, ﬁling, and assisting during teacher programs. Candidates for the Teen Volunteer Program must be rising juniors or seniors with a mature, positive attitude and a strong work ethic. The schedule will vary weekly, based on the number of projects to be completed. The time commitment can range from four to ten hours per week, with periodic weekend work as well. Service hours will be documented and may be submitted for school-based community service credits. GET UP TO DATE INFO> deadlines, applications ●

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ERFSC’s Holiday Gala Fundraiser

HOMES & GARDENS Changing hands is a list of most residential sales in the District of Columbia from the previous month. A feature of every issue, this list, based on the MRIS, is provided courtesy of Don Denton, manager of the Coldwell Banker office on Capitol Hill. The list includes address, sales price and number of bedrooms.

by Rosie Parke

n Thursday, Dec. 2, 2010, over 2010 guests were welcomed to the Newton White Mansion with complimentary valet parking, warm smiles from volunteers, and the magnificent ambiance of the Mansion. The occasion was the Holiday Gala & Inaugural Silent Auction of the East River Family Strengthening Collaborative, Inc. (ERFSC) and what an event it was! The evening kicked off with a reception and silent auction with over 26 items on display. During the reception, guests networked while enjoying hors d’oeuvres and music from The Black Alley Band. By the time the main program started, many had already placed their bids on numerous items. Just before dinner, two items were sold – a signed Redskins Jersey from Brian Orapko (donated by board member, Phillip Lartigue) and the four tickets to a Wizards or Capitals game (donated by Mayor Elect Vincent Gray)! The program opened with executive director of ERFSC, Mae Best greeting guests and welcoming them to the event. Ms. Best thanked her board of directors, management staff, and ERFSC volunteers for their active participation in the event and said, “I cannot thank our sponsors enough for their generous contribution to our Gala.” The master of ceremonies was ERFSC’s board treasurer, Charles Perry who ensured that the program flowed smoothly. A memorable highlight of the evening was Mr. Perry making an impromptu toast to Ms. Mae Best and praising for being the “leader of one of the best organizations in Washington DC.” Jessica Franklin, who was the Gala Chair and who is a board member of ERFSC, thanked ERFSC’s director of communications, Rosie Parke for her talents and hard work in coordinating the event. She remarked on how thrilled she was to see the months of planning and preparation unfold so effortlessly and beautifully. Dr. Jaquelyn Henry of the Healthy Families Thriving Communities Collaborative Council (HFTCC) was the special guest speaker. Dr. Henry was very brief but poignant in her delivery about the state of the economy and climate for many nonprofits in Washington DC. She thanked ERFSC for the wonderful work they continue to do despite many challenges and thanked “her boss,” Roland Bland for helping her to do her work effectively. Patrons were treated to an excellent dinner courtesy of Ridgewells Catering and entertainment was provided by the incredible Black Alley Band with special guest, Main

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We’ll Have Fun, Fun, Fun Until Tommy Drives My Clunker Away! by Anonymous

ouncilmember Wells. The Nose has spend countless hours whiling away the winter recess sipping Bourbon and watching Council hearings. Listening to you pontiﬁcate on the merits of ‘Smart Development,’ as left him with one rather burning question. But ﬁrst... While cautiously navigating the cryptic lane markings on the downtown intersections of Pennsylvania Avenue in his old clunker, has The Nose ever tried to run you and your bicycle down? Have you ever seen the Nose lurking late at night on Seward Square calculating the best moment to interrupt your evening commute with an open car door. Has The Nose ever loosed his tiny white poodle to chase your artfully bound suit legs down Barracks Row? Never! So, Ward Six Cyclist in Chief, why do you hate The Nose’s car? Let’s not mince words, Oh Grand Poo-Bah of ‘Performance Parking.’ Your perverse, solar-powered, multi-space meters stand like giant, green monoliths desecrating the historic ambiance of Capitol Hill and Georgetown. You and that bow-tied fellow show no shame in your propensity to raise curbside rents. The Nose and his neighbors now schedule weekly bank runs just to have enough quarters. Soon, The Nose might need a second 46 ★ EAST OF THE RIVER MAGAZINE

vehicle just to carry the coins. And, what about the recent escalation in charges leveled on drivers for municipal vehicular infractions? Settling a parking ticket, much less a moving violation, will soon require half The Nose’s monthly paycheck, an allotment not likely to increase substantially given the declining state of the local journalistic fraternity. In the name of “Smart Growth,” you conspire with ‘Highrise’ Harriet Tregoning to build towers on top of every metro, but not parking for their inhabitants. The two of you are of the opinion that less built parking equals less cars. If you don’t build it, they will live car-less, you say. Hey, a friend just purchased a condo in Southwest WITHOUT a dedicated parking spot. Guess where his car is? On the street! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Don’t you get it? Americans love their cars! Now that the recession is abating, Prius sales are down. Our fellow citizens are back to snapping up SUVs like lobster rolls. The only green thing they seem to value is the sight of a nicely sculpted highway median in their rear view mirror. They will swap mileage for horsepower in half the time it takes to go zero to sixty even in The Nose’s ancient Volvo. Truth be told, The Nose never put much credence in your wilder plans to turn the District into the American version of Amsterdam sans hashish shops. Now, with the legalization

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of medical marijuana, and your levitation to the Chair of the Council’s Transportation Committee, it sounds like biking and toking are in the cards. In the new World of Wells, will the city provide seniors with free Segways? Replace taxicabs with cycle rickshaws? Turn parking garages into condos? Levy a carbon tax on vehicle tailpipes? Sink the Kwame-mobile in the Anacostia River? Force UPS to deliver The Nose’s beloved Amazon boxes by bike cart? Councilman Pedaler. It is time to stop Twittering and start ignoring the voices of Greater Greater Washington. Give up your quixotic struggle to rid the District of the vehicles owned by its own RESIDENTS! With a nod to the Beach Boys, Tommy, here’s a song for you: Well, I got my old clunker And I am cruising to Walmart, now Seems I forgot all about my column And I blew my deadline to h—l now And with Chuck Brown blastin’ goes Cruisin’ just as fast as I can, now And I’ll have fun, fun, fun ‘til Tommy taxes my clunker away Fun, fun, fun, ‘til Tommy ﬁnes my clunker away! Well, Tommy can’t stand me ‘Cause I walk, look, and drive like an ace, now I walk like an ace, now, I’m so on his case! I drive down H Street like running in a Blackberry race, now I look like an ace, now, in a state of grace! Diane and Cathy try to catch me But I lead ‘em on a wild goose chase, now I drive like an ace, now, stoned out in space. And I’ll have fun, fun, fun ‘Til Tommy tickets my clunker away Fun, fun, fun, ‘til Tommy drives my clunker away! By the way, word on the Internet is that a Councilman on a bike is worth at least 10 points. That’s even better than an old man or a stroller mommy. Just saying. Have a comment for The Nose? Email thenose@hillrag.com. ●