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“Beam me up Scotty.”

byWyn Evans

Great excitement chez nous!

We’ve been in our current house for six years now. We moved in the autumn that The Girl joined Cardiff High School (CHS), in year 7.

Our then home, on Ty Draw Road, overlooking the Rec, would soon prove too difficult for us to maintain. I had not long before been diagnosed with Parkinson’s and keeping on top of three floors, all the cleaning and maintenance and gardening was starting to feel quite daunting.

Plus, there was the great exodus from Penylan to consider. The Council had published new guidelines for its CHS catchment policy. Not a week went by, it seemed, without one family, then another, upping sticks and moving closer to CHS. Because The Girl (our daughter who has Down Syndrome) had a Statement of special educational needs and because it was determined that CHS would best meet those needs, we knew she had a place guaranteed.

However, we thought it best to move closer to the high school to minimise the distance she’d need to walk. Thus it was in that Year 7 Summer that we sold Ty Draw Road. Not all of it, of course, just the bit we held the freehold to, number 40.

We had nowhere to move to at that point and instead went AirBnB in Llandaff staying there for the summer months while searching for a place of our own. Eventually, we found our current home on Rhydypenau Road, which links the Cyncoed and Rhydypenau roundabouts. A mad rush ensued and by the start of term, we’d moved in. The one thing that niggled though was that we’d had no time or opportunity to do those minor building works that would make the new house our home; install a new bathroom, lay a new lawn, and set down new raised vegetable beds; arrange for bookshelves to be fitted, reinsulate the loft, and address the problem of the hall, stairs and landing.

The HSL we inherited had very little space between the opened front door and the first stair.

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Also the existing stairwell seemed very narrow and turned sharply ninety degrees left a metre from the top. As we discovered, the effect of this was that one of our existing wardrobes would have to be sold simply because we couldn’t get it upstairs. Worse was to come. Because my wife, The Boss, has Multiple Sclerosis it was necessary to have installed a Stannah stairlift, which used up even more of the space available. We managed to get it fitted more or less concurrently with our moving in but we had no opportunity to address the more pressing issue that was the overall poor design and lack of space in both the top and bottom parts of the HSL. Here we now are, six, nearly seven years on and at long last we have determined on a suitable course of action. And, as I said, we are greatly excited! We have taken architectural advice and come to the reluctant conclusion that the stairs cannot be moved backwards a couple of feet; the stairs themselves would become too steep.

But what can be done, relatively painlessly, is to rip out and sell the existing stairlift thus clearing a couple of square yards of floorspace which is currently dead space squatted-on by the stairlift.

And, of course, the width of the stairs themselves is essentially broader because, with no stairlift, there is no need to have a tubular rail or track for it to run on.

Now the quick-thinkers amongst you will already be asking how we intend to get up and down the stairs without the trusty Stannah. After all, multiple sclerosis isn’t going to go away. Neither is my Parkinson’s for that matter. This is what we are excited about. We are doing away with a stairlift and putting in a ‘Stilts-lift’ instead. Siting it in our utility room (off the living room) the lift will rise and fall vertically through the ceiling decanting in our main bedroom. It will be a oneperson lift. There will be no visible hoists or noisy motors. It runs using discreet wire rope hoists and built-in drive equipment which is all neatly

concealed within the lift car roof-space. It is freestanding so no load-bearing walls are required.

(See attached picture.)

So The Girl and her parents can’t wait for the work to start in two weeks’ time. As soon as the work is underway I’ll take some before and after pics and post them here so you can see how we get on.

The Girl is no less enamoured of a gift we got her for her birthday: driving lessons.

There follows a secondary benefit. Moving out the old Stannah will allow us to knock down an interior wall to what is now our study (and was once a small fifth bedroom), which is above the stairwell and front door. We’re going to replace this with translucent safety glass, opening out she space some more, raising the ceiling at the top of the stairs, and flooding the landing with natural light.

One of The Girl’s birthday presents was a one-hour driving lesson, given by a firm who specialize in dual-control vehicles, for kids aged 4-17. It was held at the new Cardiff City stadium’s spacious car parks. She was in a SEAT. She only just managed to reach the pedals without need of the cushion we’d brought along for behind her back. So next time we’ll get a deeper cushion. She did a tidy job at the spatial awareness section and nailed the slalom.

Her parking and reversing were OK too. When we asked her had she enjoyed herself she just grinned and gave us both a hug. Looks like we’ll be booking a few more monthly lessons!

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July CONTENTS 6 Beam me up Scotty

by Wyn Evans 8 Contents 12 And Another Thing

by Vince Nolan 16 In the Word Of

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The WELSH PROMS are back Saturday 8 – Friday 14 July, and this time we have even more reason to celebrate as it’s the 40th anniversary of St David’s Hall!

Now in its 38th year, the Welsh Proms are some of the biggest events in Wales’ cultural calendar and the exciting programme starts in style with the Family Prom (Sat 8 July, 3pm). Conducted by Michael Bell MBE, Cardiff Philharmonic Orchestra and host Mike Church guide us on an intergalactic journey through the cosmos. From interstellar to extra-terrestrial, Adventures in Space includes Star Wars, ET, The Planets, Close Encounters of the Third Kind and Also Sprach Zarathustra (featured in 2001: A Space Odyssey!)

Also introducing young people to classical music is the Tiddly Prom (Sat 8 – Fri 14 July, 10,30am), which returns for seven fun-filled performances of Bert’s Magical Musical Kitchen. This accessible and interactive concert devised by Arts Active on Lefel 1 is ideal for children aged under five.

The following afternoon sees Owain Arwel Hughes CBE lead the world class Philharmonia Orchestra in a Classical Extravaganza (Sun 9 July, 4pm) featuring Rossini’s Barber of Seville and Greig’s In the Hall of the Mountain King. Then take a trip to ancient Egypt for Verdi’s Aida and into space with John Williams’ Star Wars before experiencing the haunting moonlight of Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake.

Jonathan Scott plays a breathtaking repertoire of Bach and Beethoven in a lunchtime performance of the Organ Prom (Mon 10 July, 1pm). This programme not only demonstrates the full range of symphonic sounds and capabilities of the magnificent organ at the National Concert Hall of Wales, but also features Scott’s own arrangements of masterpieces like the Finale from Saint-Saëns’ Organ Symphony.

That evening, there’s the Folk Prom (Mon 10 July, 7.30pm) showcasing two talented partnerships – one of UK's top young bluegrass acts in The Carrivick Sisters, plus Americana duo Tapestri featuring Welsh duo Lowri Evans and Sarah Zyborska.

The following afternoon, Arts Active presents the Soundworks Prom (Tues 11 July, 1.30pm) in Lefel 1, which provides a relaxed summer concert for adults and young people with learning disabilities and autism.

Then it’s time for the glitz and glamour of Hollywood as the Movie Prom (Tues 11 July, 7.30pm) celebrates the great film composers including John Williams, Ennio Morricone, Hans Zimmer and John Barry. From Star Wars to Superman and Jaws to Jurassic Park, you won’t want to miss this blockbuster soundtrack from the Welsh National Opera Orchestra!

Owain Arwel Hughes CBE and a selection of Wales’ finest choirs are joined by the legendary Cory Band for an evening of evocative choruses in the Brass & Voices Prom (Weds 12 July, 7.30pm). Is there a sound more evocative of the spirit of Wales than a 200-voice male choir in the magic of Joseph Parry’s Myfanwy, or the full-throated hwyl of John Hughes’ Cwm Rhondda? Plus, there’s the stunning grandeur of Elgar’s Pomp and Circumstance.

The penultimate performance sees the Jazz Prom (Thurs 13 July, 7.30pm) return to the L3 Lounge with the Capital City Jazz Orchestra. Acclaimed vocalist Jeff Hooper breathes thrilling new life into the music of Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darrin and Tony Bennett, as well as Big Band classics from Duke Ellington and Count Basie.

Owain Arwel Hughes CBE then brings down the curtain with the Last Night of the Welsh Proms (Fri 14 July, 7.30pm) as the Welsh National Opera Orchestra and soloist Shân Cothi join forces for an epic finale.

Bring your flags and be ready to join in the singing with a rousing repertoire featuring Shostakovich, Strauss, Tchaikovsky and the stunning grandeur of Elgar’s Pomp and Circumstance!

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FAMILY PROM CPO’s Adventures in Space 08.07.23

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CLASSICAL EXTRAVAGANZA Philharmonia Orchestra 09.07.23

LAST NIGHT OF THE WELSH PROMS 14.07.23

BRASS & VOICES PROM The Cory Band & Welsh Choirs 12.07.23

ORGAN PROM Jonathan Scott 10.07.23

FOLK PROM The Carrivick Sisters & Tapestri 10.07.23

MOVIE PROM Welsh National Opera Orchestra 11.07.23

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‘And Another Thing...’

It’s The Highway, Man byVince Nolan

Let me explain the title. We recently received a carefully worded written invitation from the Council to cut our hedge, or else. Apparently it was causing an obstruction to the Highway.

You judge. We were unclear what it obstructed. Chateau Nolan is in a cul-de-sac and the pavement shown here curves around to our garage and nowhere else. I suspect our new neighbour made a complaint as the hedge borders her drive. Whilst the matter was already being dealt with, this stirred the true Scorpio in me which is a revenge based philosophy played out over time. We never forget.

Of course if birds are nesting in a hedge it cannot be cut. So I sent the Council the above picture as proof. You will have course spotted that this is a North American Bald Eagle but I argued convincingly, I thought, that he was probably over here on his holidays. I also suggested to the powers that be that we did not live on a Highway. Well, if I did their local jobsworth informed us that: “A Highway is an area of land which the public at large have the absolute right to use to Pass and Repass without let or hindrance.”

Silly me, not to have known that. One only hopes that our new neighbour does not make any noise above permitted levels, taxes and insures her car and puts the right litter in the right bins. She has opened Pandora’s Box. To keep the peace (for now) you can see that 12 cardiff-times.co.uk

I just enrolled on a topiary course. Certainly a cutting hedge technology.

For those of you who read this stuff regularly (you really do need to get out more), you may remember that I mentioned the fantasy alleged car chase through New York “endured” by Harry and Meghan. I have now read that he has apparently engaged divorce lawyers as all may not be well in their idyllic and self-made fantasy world. I have no legal expertise but it seems to me that if one goes up against a US citizen, in the US, who also happens to be a wealthy TV star, one is going to lose badly. In related matters, did you hear about the new ceremony the Guards perform at Buckingham Palace when Harry is in town?

It’s called, “The Changing of the Locks.”

Staying with how the other half lives, I visited Cirencester recently with the Current Mrs Nolan. I know, life is one big adventure.

We walked through the Bathurst Estate up towards the local polo field. There was a polo match taking place and there must have been 100+ horses present and plenty of well-heeled individuals who were all outshone when one of their number landed in a private helicopter leaving his pilot waiting all day to fly him home after the last Chukka. Tally Ho chaps!

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In The Words Of

by Carl Marsh

rock music, then you’d be at a loss if you could not witness these guys in action. I chatted with founding member Luke Bradshaw ahead of the gig in Cardiff at the New Theatre on Thursday, 3rd August.

INTRO RANT Can somebody please explain why the Council feels the need to keep going on about ‘our’ carbon footprint and the rest of that climate propaganda on everything they send out? Only recently have I been informed that black bin bags won’t be collected every two weeks but three. And if you want garden waste collected, you’ll need to pay a charge. All in the name of saving the planet. And what is my council tax covering if not grass cuttings? Virtue signalling by the clowns in power whilst they don’t abide by said rules they pontificate about… give me a break! This is pure dogma. If China, Brazil, Russia, the Middle East, India and many more areas of the World avoid all of this climate stuff, why should we not ask them what they know that we obviously don’t? The West is no more than the laughingstock of the World. And they are being left behind on so many things.

Greta (what’s her name), that expert from the age of 13 or 14 on the death throws of the planet, sent out a Tweet [now deleted] on how the earth would be dead in five years. That World demise date was in June 2023. Obviously, her “expert” informer [Handler?] didn’t have his crystal ball(s) working adequately as we are all still here, reading my salient(?) points!

INTERVIEWS Two interviews this month.

The Ultimate Classic Rock Show, perhaps as the name suggests, the Ultimate Classic Rock Show!

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Regarding factual and intelligent conversational channels on YouTube, TRIGGERnometry is the pinnacle. It is hosted by comedians Konstantin Kisin and Francis Foster. It proves you can be lighthearted while dealing with real-world problems and controversial chats without getting taken off YouTube. I chatted with Konstantin by video, and yes, he is the guy that did that fantastic free speech at the Oxford Union in 2022 that was plastered all over the internet and decent news channels.

I like the guy. Please look at TRIGGERnometry on YouTube, or listen to the podcast via many providers of that listening medium.

Enjoy July, the sun, and the fun that the summer month will bring.

Carl Marsh Twitter - @InTheWordsOf_CM YouTube - InTheWordsOf

LIVE VENUE REVIEW - THE IVY, CARDIFF

MUSIC REVIEW Sigur Ros - ATTA The first studio album in over ten years, and one that came out of the blue as none of the fans knew it was even suggested one was in production, let alone due for release. Admired the World over for the vocals of Jonsi, bassist Georg Holm and multi-instrumentalist Kjartan Sveinsson - who returns after leaving the band in 2012. This new album is a more introverted one than previous offerings, with it looking within itself rather than outwardly. And seeing as the World has been a little like that these last few years, why would the new record not be like it is - this is what Sigur Ros does; they read the room... A sublime offering by one of my favourite bands.

I’ll keep this short. I attended the Ivy in Cardiff for its summer soirée at the end of June. Let me say that it was my fault that I turned up a little late to sample any of the food, although I did get one of the prawn balls, which itself was delicious. The venue is always exquisite, the staff attentive and fun, and also very amenable when explaining the drinks, which compared to some bars, is quite a rarity these days. In what was quite a relaxed and small affair, as previously, it has been quite busy for events I have attended, but this time, it was so perfect.

The drinks… well, let’s say that Carl wasn’t driving, and I had not eaten more than one prawn ball. So… you can see where this is going! I had a fantastic night, and I was able to sample a few(!) various drinks on offer. The cocktails were my favourite, and... I fell asleep on the journey home. I want to come back and sample the food and no more than two drinks next time, as I am meant to be a professional, hahaha!

CREATIVE WALES SHOWCASE - REVIEW

It’s hard to think about a genre this would come under, so I just put the above header. Creative Wales had its first event at The Depot in Cardiff in June, three years since it was launched, but obviously, the chaos of the last few years stopped any big event like this! In short, it’s allowing people from all walks of life in Wales to enter the creative industries. This could be film, TV, music production, gaming, etc. I got to hear from a plethora of speakers from companies such as Bad Wolf, who create a lot of TV content like His Dark Materials, I Hate Suzie and A Discovery of Witches. Also, there were other much smaller companies, yet nonetheless, still as important, as the key message was Wales is taking its creativity seriously and investing in all its homegrown talents, whether discovered or yet-to-be-discovered. And rightly so. I must mention that 265 paid placements have been created via this scheme over the last 3 three years, with many more on the horizon. If you or anyone you know is interested in what I have mentioned above, please have an online search for Creative Wales.

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Interview with Luke Bradshaw

Luke Bradshaw (The Ultimate Classic Rock Show): “Every element of it, we do ourselves.”

When it comes to rock shows, there’s no better than The through any other promoters. We do everything ourselves.

Ultimate Classic Rock Show. All Welsh, all with the skills, The venues we book ourselves. Every element of it, we do and more! I spoke to founding member Luke Bradshaw ourselves, from the logistics to the promoting, the advertising. about the ‘ins and outs’ of doing it all [promoting, We do everything. booking, press, etc.] themselves.

Carl Marsh Carl Marsh Is that because you’ve got the skill set there amongst How easy was it to get the band where it is now? yourselves, for example, someone’s good at PR, With all of you being professionals that will have someone’s good at marketing, finance, etc.? travelled with many bands/musicians worldwide, perhaps it was pretty hard to get together and to gel Luke Bradshaw as band members.

Exactly that, yeah. So pretty much everybody, the seven of us on stage and then there’s a light, sound and tour Luke Bradshaw manager, but everybody who’s on stage and tour manager I started it with a silent partner in 2005, a guy who had are all the companies directors, so everybody’s got an offnothing to do with music. He just thought it was a good stage role as well. For argument’s sake, the bass player is business opportunity. Consequently, I ran the whole also a web designer; he does all the web stuff for us. The tour thing and naively thought I could do it. And it was just manager is a promoter. The drummer is also an accountant. like impossible. We got some shows in London as we’d So he does all the company accounts. We do everything started working with a promoter, but they went bankrupt. ourselves. I can’t remember the last time we outsourced any So, I put the band on the back burner to come back to work! it another time. I went off and did tours for other people.

All the people in the band now are people I’ve worked Carl Marsh with on tours or shows. And they’re all Welsh too. So, That’s a fantastic set-up you’ve got; it’s what people logistically, a lot easier. I suppose we started it back in want to hear about and the backstory of how you do it all 2017 with the group of people doing it now. I said, “Look, yourself. People love stories like that. if we’re going to do it, we need to do it as a team and almost as a cooperative where everybody’s invested in Luke Bradshaw it financially and from a playing business point of view”.

Well, it’s funny you say that as I used to do a lot of work with And it worked out much better because, in all, eight of us a promoter about 15 years ago worldwide. And he came to are company directors. So that’s kind of how we came see the show last year; he came up to us afterwards and together. And honestly, in 2017, we didn’t know how well said, “Well, I’m annoyed because I can’t offer you anything, it would work. We booked half a dozen shows to tip our as there is nothing I can offer you that you’re not doing toes in the water. And it sold well. It went down really well, so well yourselves!” In a nice complimentary way, that’s so we had a conversation that we know it works, so we’d validation that we are doing something right. chuck a bit of money in it and do it properly now. And ever since then, it’s just built and built and built. We don’t work The Ultimate Classic Rock Show - New Theatre, Cardiff Thursday 3rd August

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Contains at least one RGB ColorSpace Interview with Konstantin Kisin

Konstantin Kisin: “If we think something’s interesting, we’ll have the conversation.”

TRIGGERnometry is the best free-speech YouTube show I watch on that platform. It is hosted by comedians Konstantin Kisin and Francis Foster. This show has fascinating guests, often controversial to some, but always fact-based and fun-but-serious conversations.

They’ve both even been on The Joe Rogan Experience!

Carl Marsh When it comes to your YouTube channel ‘TRIGGERnometry’, is anyone ever going to be or perhaps has already been - off-limits? Maybe someone that you and your co-host Francis both thought that you’d want to get on board but wouldn’t at this/that moment in time?

Konstantin Kisin I think there are people who some ‘other people’ would want us to get on that we don’t want to get on. So, it’s not like there are people we want to get on but won’t because we’re too afraid. It’s just there are some people we don’t want to have on the show. So, I think it’s more a case of that. Yeah, but everyone that we’d like to get on the show, that we can physically get on, and they will come on, we’ll get them on.

Carl Marsh I saw one recently with Nigel Ng, the Malaysian comic and creator of ‘Uncle Roger’, and to hear his story about how the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) banned all of his social media and things like that. I mean, that’s like, gotta be up there with one of your dream guests?

Konstantin Kisin We know Nigel from back in the comedy circuit days. So I think he was keen to come and speak to us for that reason where maybe he wouldn’t go and chat with other people.

Yeah, he was a great guest. And we always like having comedians on because it’s always light-hearted; there’s an element of laughter, which is important. Otherwise, given

the serious topics that we usually talk about. It can be a bit heavy, you know?

Carl Marsh But by having such guests on the show, are you guys fearful that if you ever get any gigs in China, and because you had them talking about China, you might not want to go there in fear of any governmental retribution?

Konstantin Kisin Well, I think the reality is… we probably… there’s a couple, maybe two or three countries in the world where we couldn’t go already. [Laughter] And it just comes with the territory.

You have to accept that. So yeah, but China is definitely one of them. But it wouldn’t even be because of Nigel; we’ve had far more critical guests of the Chinese regime on the show in the past, talking about much more serious stuff as well, like not just cancelling social media but what’s happening to the Uyghurs and so on.

Carl Marsh Does this mean that you don’t try to shy away from anything - when it comes to YouTube censorship strikes - which could lead to any of your videos or channel getting taken down?

Konstantin Kisin Well, I’ll be honest with you, and I know it sounds a bit weird, but we don’t really think about it at all. We consider, “What are the conversations we want to have?” If we think something’s interesting, we’ll have the conversation. And, you know, we haven’t had… I don’t remember a single time we’ve had a conversation where we’re like,” Oh, yeah, we’d love to get this person on, but what if we get a strike?” Like, we genuinely don’t think about it like that.

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A WEEK OF WONDERS

by Sara John

OVERVIEW AND THE CONCEPT Some years ago, when I was working at the BBC, I read an article in the newspaper describing a successful experiment in what we would call a ‘Junior School’ in New York. There had been concerns about youngsters from poorer backgrounds, having little support from the authorities, when it became time for them to leave school, decide what they were going to do for a living, find out more about possible jobs and successfully get underway in the big world out there.

In those days I was a member of an internal Equal Opportunities Committee and was mindful that in Cardiff at that time, television and radio came from what appeared to be a well-guarded and secure building that did not openly welcome visitors without invitations. A fairly inscrutable institution. We were also outside the ‘centre’ of town therefore not readily accessible. To accentuate this the award-winning building was clad in acres of plate glass so no one on the outside could see inside. What went on in there? Did they ever close – the answer in those days was “No” they did not.

What has such set-up got to do with New York? Our organisation, like many others at that time, was under pressure to more effectively reflect the make-up of the local community in our staff profile. I was aware from my other activities that youngsters thinking about their future needed to know what was required prior to making a hopeful job application. I mentioned their dilemma for discussion at the Equal Opportunities Committee meeting hoping for some support. Few

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realistic ideas were forthcoming until a gifted member of the HR team spoke. He was knowledgeable about how career opportunities were dealt with for school leavers, recognised the problems and, promised his support. I was, by now determined to do “something” about this apparent unfairness, almost postcode injustice, for those from poorer backgrounds, after all, who were and, hopefully would remain our viewers, or customers and our licence payers of the future.

PREPARATIONS Thinking of the New York experiment, I embarked on a plan to create a one-week course and visit for twentyfive or so local children aged around fourteen years.

I sounded out a few trusted chums and colleagues in various departments around the organisation and met with a positive response to my sales pitch. All of them used the welcome words, “Yes. Yes. Count me in.”

Beforehand, I had listed further preparation in terms of who I needed to speak with to gain approval for the scheme. Fortunately, I was invited to a reception on the Saturday morning of a rugby international with local departmental heads, guests from BBC headquarters, sports celebrities, councillors, and the Lord Mayor.

I moved around the room as naturally as possible to publicise my proposal but may have been mistaken for a local do-gooder selling raffle tickets for funding the replacement of a troublesome transmitter, somewhere well north of Aberystwyth.

would be divided into five groups of five as a ‘Team.’ A miniature version if you like of how we worked together making a television or radio programme.

After some discussion about the details of the scheme the headmaster pronounced himself delighted to be involved and only asked that he, and only he should be permitted to select the students.

As I explained to the “mentors” the expectation was that by the end of the week there would be five fifteenminute videos of broadcast quality ready to be shown to an invited audience on Friday afternoon. Judging would take place, Diplomas and certificates would be awarded.

The mentors would advise, explain, comment on the scripts, themes, costumes, settings and so on. BUT, the actual video would be the work of each team of five.

Let’s go!

Spotting someone I had briefly met some time previously who had responsibility for BBC centres outside of London itself, I managed to explain the idea and before long found that he was immediately on board. I was lucky. His views were very much more empathetic than I had dared contemplate and may well have tuned in in some way, with his own background.

This was a coup, because now if anyone in the necessary chain of approval attempted to veto the plan, I could explain that it had been accepted above their heads. I was of course well aware what I was keen to achieve was based on NIL funding. Success would be based only on goodwill. So the marathon task of making it work and come together was now in my hands.

I had done some research on local schools, their successes or otherwise, the standards expected from the staff and the teachers’ commitment to helping and supporting pupils.

One particular school which was not too far away with a very good mix of students with differing traditions, belief systems and expectations was, we felt the number one choice.

Behind the scenes the headmaster would inform parents, gain their permissions, book a detour for the school buses involved and decide which of his staff members should accompany the students. All agreed.

I still needed a base, services, and twenty-five “Godparents” or mentors who would offer a morning place for each schoolchild prior to each one joining up with their fellow members in the afternoons. The prepared timetable indicated clearly how our valuable time was to be used.

The BBC broadcast first-class programmes because they employed and trained first class people. But, without the ideas, scripts, rehearsals, costume designers, skilled makeup artistes, set designers musicians, singers, actors, and support staff there would be no point in anyone ever switching anything on.

There would be a blank screen.

Added to that list of staff there were caterers, cleaners, maintenance people, clerical and secretarial staff, transport workers and many, many others.

Together with a senior member of staff from the HR unit we met the headmaster of the selected school and explained our proposal. We explained that the concept was to expose the selected pupils to a short experience of the world of work which might equip them better to make informed choices when facing the prospect of leaving school.

The plan was for twenty-five fourteen year olds or so to come in to the BBC for five working days. Each would have a Godfather or Mentor with whom they would spend their mornings observing the workings, worries, pressures and contributions made to the requirements of that particular day.

Each afternoon, after lunch in the Restaurant (not to be referred to as the Canteen!) the young delegates

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During the preparation weeks before “take off” I had people to see and jobs to do including sticking a notice on my office door saying, “Unless your problem is life threatening GO AWAY! The work involved: 1.1 Draw up a flow chart/running order/clear timetable.

Send to relevant staff, and to others for information, eg the front reception desk.

1.2 Remind all involved in my so called “chance meetings”. Distribute to all concerned including headmaster.

1.3 Write, plan and print a programme based on times, rooms, breaks etc etc.

1.4 Set up a brief quick meeting with all the ‘Godparents’. Soon!

1.5 Start preparing the opening welcome and warnings and be ready for questions.

A welcome speech for all attending on that fateful first morning would include: 1. First names only please. No Miss! Miss! No, Who sir? Me sir? No Sir! 2. No school uniform unless you feel you cannot be parted from it.

3. Do NOT touch anything.

4. Keep quiet in corridors.

5. All the clocks in the building will tell you the same time, they are on a pulse from Greenwich.

6. No smoking. No drugs. No pinching anything.

7. I would provide a basic information pack for everyone listing my extension number, room number, secretary’s name and so on.

I got the message!

I did the planned welcome and in no time the project was underway. I explained that I would see them all at coffee break in the Restaurant (its official title) or more popularly canteen, that, as you would expect went down very well. No longer children, this is what being grown up will be like if you work at it. They were all ready to be ‘delegates’. And off they went.

Meeting up in the ‘restaurant’ for coffee I was able to catch a little of the heady mix of seeing, hearing and being in a completely different world. There was not a whiff of school uniform to be seen but nearly all the “delegates” had new clothes on. I decided to sit with a group of immaculate girls who sussed me out, top to bottom, hair, manicure, rings and necklaces. They were loving ‘Everything’ so far. Let us hope it continues.

By lunchtime everyone had met their Godparent and followed them back to their department. We had chosen very carefully the areas which were the most suitable and where the godparent could explain what was happening without disturbing any programme making activity.

The choices were wide and varied: Costume and wardrobe (including laundry and dyeing) Make-up and hairdressing, Catering. Transport, Presentation News. Studios 1, 2, and 3. Scenery Construction The Concert Hall, The Books and Newspapers Library, also the Music Library, Film Library, Newsroom Library Rehearsal Halls, Scenic Design Department, Graphics Design Film Editing, and others.

LET’S GO!

THE WONDER WEEK OF WONDERS

As I went in through the big glass doors on that first Monday morning the Reception area was buzzing with excitement. The security chaps, whom I knew quite well, were amazed that I had got permissions for twenty-five fourteen year olds to come into the building for a week and they would be learning how to put a video/programme together.

With delegates meeting their Godparents (really their mentors), discussions taking place about the 15-minute videos for the Film festival on Friday and everyone able to join in, there was a sense of great urgency.

During the week everything went smoothly partly due to the eagerness and energy which were infectious and invasive, eventually affecting the whole enterprise.

We had a nice large room as project headquarters.

The children came in, sat down; they all knew each other of course which was a great help and when the Godparents came in the children all stood up. I cannot tell you how well that went down. The Smart operators in the group were already in charge.

I could step back now from the front line and start double checking the plans for Festival Friday. I ordered a buffet lunch for everyone involved including the delegates. The catering manager was both intrigued and somewhat suspicious, so he needed a little more background information. When I gave him the special guest list of broadcasting celebrities, members of the Broadcasting Council and local dignitaries who were coming to the Friday Festival he was fully on board!

He was most helpful in selecting the menu, very

On the opening morning welcome meeting, one boy put his hand up to ask a question, “Please Miss when do we start?”

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knowledgeable about “easy to manage ingredients” suitable for eating in tandem whilst chatting to other guests.

would take these kids on tomorrow!

The audience were agog with questions: mainly – How did they know what to do, where to start, where to find (and return I hope) scenery, furniture, props, costumes, background music and so on!!! They must have got Ken Loach to direct.

I could hear our guest audience using the welcome words, “first class Broadcast Quality”.

The Chairman of the Broadcasting Council came to the stage, admitted to being overwhelmed by how much love and effort and sheer hard work had gone into the Festival Videos.

The engineers arrived to set up the mics, lights, projectors and other vital pieces of kit and the seating was arranged for the audience. These comprised of the Godfathers of course plus those indicated above. It was time for the completion of the project and for the work of these youngsters to be revealed to a wider audience.

Curtains were closed, the lighting was adjusted, and we were ready to go.

He gave his comments on all five videos and presented each team with a specially written certificate awarded to four different categories. The overall best video was considered to be the school story about the dangers of drugs. It was a very popular decision, there was much noise and cheering for the winner.

We knew we had done our best to introduce these

There would be five in all from the five different teams competing. These videos consisted of one episode of a drama or soap.

I introduced the first Video.

How did they get her hair like that and all that stuff on the tea table and the shouting and they had a television going full blast in the background! And the grandfather smoking that pipe and NOT setting his copy of the ‘Racing Times’ on fire.

Another was a Musical which was magical, colourful, (I recognised many of the costumes and the fact that they fitted the artistes and had been ironed beforehand) The popular songs fitted the mood of the scenes so well.

One was a sci-fi video with special effects yet to be seen on Doctor Who!. Who gave them help, information and support without giving too much away about how some of the scenes were overlaid with special effects?

Who? No, not Dr Who! The fourth video we saw was a murder mystery, I would risk saying that our murder Mystery team were not Agatha Christies fans, but they managed a very mature scene when the sisters, living in a cottage in the country recognised the murdered person as their neighbour and friend!

Number five video knocked everyone’s socks off. A documentary, it was set in a school, some children were experimenting with drugs, they were caught and punished. It was brilliant.

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Growing up is not an easy process with so much to learn and so many obstacles to face. Life situations fluctuate, relationships alter and bodies go through a tremendous amount of change at every stage. Things which can really be a lifeline, and often a saving grace, are education, advice and support and that’s exactly what women’s health campaigner, Molly Fenton, strives to achieve for Wales!

Molly explains that her campaign, ‘Love Your Period’, is seen as a big sister community “because its about being the ‘big sister’ which everyone needs, which I wished I had had and wished I could’ve had the knowledge to be there for my own little sister, Tilly”.

Don’t be fooled by the title of the campaign as, ‘Love Your Period’, is far from being about just female menstruation and is certainly not just one ‘for the girls’.

It’s about raising awareness, challenging stigma and targeting taboos around periods, sex education and pretty much everything and anything facing young people growing up.

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and my body’, ‘feeling scared by the unfamiliar changes my body was going through due to hormonal changes’ and a sheer ‘lack of sex education, contraception advice or basic education on period hygiene’. Molly feels it is especially poor for females “In school we were taught several times how to put a condom on, but not once how to insert a tampon, or even which sanitary product to use when” she goes on to explain about some of the myths which circulated her teenage years such as “tampons take your virginity”. Molly feels passionately that as a nation we have been falsely taught to NOT talk about these things, that they are ‘taboo’, “…we now need to stand up and question what for years we have shut up about!”

So why call it ‘Love Your Period’? One of the main target areas of the campaign is bringing Wales up to speed with the rest of the UK in terms of sanitary product provision. Did you know that only in 2019 did the Welsh Government provide free period products for schools?

According to PHS, who Molly works closely with, “25% of girls told us they had to make do without period products during their period” and “36% of girls felt there is a lack of education over matters such as periods and

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In 2018 Molly independently set up ‘Love Your Period’ which, thanks to support from her community and local rotary club, enabled her to collect and distribute essential boxes of FREE sanitary protection to those in need. When the Welsh Government discovered this, they offered her a position on their round table.

“I wasn’t happy to discover that there were no people of school age involved with the Welsh Governments round table which influences campaigns and change for Wales, so I was happy to be given the opportunity to pipe up! I felt more young people needed to have a voice and be listened to about the issues they are facing, periods being a major one!”

Molly mainly channelled her campaign through social media to reach out to her target audience and get the important messages of the campaign across. It wasn’t long before other companies and organisations started to pick up on the amazing work she was doing and approached her to join forces. Today the campaign teams up with organisations such as Plan UK, SexEdMatters and Freedom4Girls.

Molly and the ‘Love Your Period’ Campaign has gone on to win several awards such as a Prime Ministers ‘Point of Light’ award and St Davids Young Persons award 2021, all well-deserved and reinforcement of the amazing things she’s achieving.

It’s not always easy and more needs to be done to challenge and change society but thanks to campaigners like Molly we’re heading in the right direction.

Molly states “I think our generation is more open to talking about things, we shouldn’t be scared to talk about things that affect our wellbeing and health, these things could be lifechanging”. The campaign can be met with adversity, Molly feels that this is reducing in time but can increase the more in-depth topics they cover. However, this will not stop her from speaking out

about what she believes in!

Molly’s supporters include her siblings “My sister is excellent, I often just think ‘wow!’ when I listen to how passionate she is, she is a fighter, she recently led a march in London including a stop in at Downing Street! My brother also is a role model for men, he has encouraged boys to join this campaign by championing that boys need education on female issues!”

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If you feel passionately that this is something you would like to be involved with, or know more about, Molly invites you to contact her via loveyourperiodcampaign@gmail.com or check out her social media sites linked here: https://linktr.ee/ loveyourperiod When campaigning for change is concerned, the more people on board, the louder the voice, the more successful the action can be!

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With generous support from the Scottish Power Foundation, the Techniquest Live Science Team have created a brand new show for the Science Theatre that explores life beneath the waves. They will also be taking live demos out onto the exhibition floor itself, having fun with sea-based science right across the summer holidays and into September.

As well as hosting the usual Star Tours, the Planetarium will also run an immersive undersea experience: The Legend of the Enchanted Reef, a beautifully illustrated family film suitable for anyone aged 5 and upwards.

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GROWN-UP TAKEOVERS AT TECHNIQUEST THIS MONTH Techniquest is throwing its doors open for some Adults-Only events this July so that grown-ups can enjoy all of the amazing science and fun exhibits without a child in sight!

On Monday 17 July, adults of a more mature vintage can participate in the Over-50s Science Café which is themed around Space. Running from 1pm – 4pm, guests will have the chance to explore the 100+ interactive exhibits, as well as hearing from some experts in the field, from Cardiff University, Space Forge and from the Cardiff Astronomical Society.

Whether you’re looking for a chance to give those little grey cells a work-out and learn new things for yourself, or want to seize the opportunity to get ahead of the game by working out the puzzles and curious contraptions ready for the next time you take the children or grand-children along: it’s a great opportunity to find out more about the universe, as well as experiencing the hands-on exhibits and the science behind them in more detail. Tickets cost just £5 each and include a drink from Coffee Mania and a Star Tour in the Planetarium as part of your visit.

If you aren’t quite mature enough yet to qualify for the Over-50s session, or prefer an evening event, you can still have a child-free experience on Thursday 20 July, from 6.30pm at Adult Lates: Making Waves.

Themed around all things oceanic, tickets are priced at £15 which includes a drink on arrival, access to all of the hands-on exhibits, the chance to see a live science show in the Science Theatre and some water-based science busking on the exhibition floors.

If you’re one of the first to book, you can also bag your place in space by adding a Star Tour in the Planetarium to your admission ticket – but these seats are expected to sell out quickly as capacity is limited in the dome, so early booking is advised.

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A BOXING REFEREE

by Ralph Oates

In this month’s boxing column, I have interviewed Chris Jones who very kindly answered a series of questions about the sport.

Ralph Oates Where in Wales were you born?

Chris Jones Swansea.

Ralph Oates When did you become a referee?

Chris Jones I started as a Referee on the Kickboxing, MMA and WhiteCollar Boxing circuit scene initially around 2005. I later went on to become an Official with the British Boxing Board of Control in February 2015.

Ralph Oates What first drew you to boxing?

Chris Jones I remember as a youngster watching the ITV Saturday Fight Nights with the likes of Nigel Benn vs Chris Eubank and then was really engrossed and fully into the sport through watching and loving Prince Naseem Hamed.

Ralph Oates Did you ever box be it amateur or professional?

Chris Jones My background was in Karate and Kickboxing from a really early age at Spatz Gym where I went on to fight professionally with 8 wins, 4 losses and a Welsh title. I trained at Premier ABC in Swansea to compliment my

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training and to improve my punching technique.

Ralph Oates Which stance did you box, southpaw or orthodox?

Chris Jones I was an orthodox boxer with a lead hand left hook that followed the right cross, my favourite punch.

Ralph Oates Have any members of your family ever boxed?

Chris Jones My Dad had two amateur bouts when he was in his early 20s, as he was good friends with Nigel Page and Valo Maccarenelli (Former Pro Boxers from Swansea), but my Dad’s cousin (who would go to be my coach / sensei through my training) was Gus Gilbert and he was a World Champion Kickboxer.

Ralph Oates Which is your favourite weight division?

Chris Jones I used to box between 78kg and 82kgs so always compared myself with the Super Middle and Light Heavyweight fighters. I used to compare my size, attributes and style to firstly Chris Eu-bank, Joe Calzaghe, Steve Collins era, but in my fighting days, more to George Groves, James DeGale and Carl Froch.

Ralph Oates Who is your favourite old-time boxer?

Chris Jones Roy Jones Jnr. What he could do in the ring was

outstanding and I have sat down in his com-pany and he is a real fountain of knowledge.

Ralph Oates Who is your favourite modern boxer?

Chris Jones Although he’s retired and not strictly modern, I was a big fan of Mikkel Kessler (apart from when he boxed Joe Calzaghe). I liked his aggression, his power and accuracy and his fighting spirit. An Excellent Boxer and Fighter!

Ralph Oates Who did you feel is the best boxer to have emerged from Wales?

Chris Jones It would have to be Joe Calzaghe. His record speaks for itself, but how he could change and adapt his boxing from Plan A, Plan B and so on, which completely bamboozled his opponents. Add his relentless fitness. Not many boxers in the world could compete with that.

Ralph Oates Who do you think has the potential to become the next world title holder from Wales?

Chris Jones It would be unfair for me to select a current/future Welsh boxer, as I may be an official for them and wouldn’t want to show any signs of favouritism.

Ralph Oates In the past championship fights were held over 15 rounds but reduced to 12. Do you feel there is any disadvantage in 12 rounds?

Chris Jones I don’t see it being a disadvantage. I believe over 12 rounds, there is amicable time for boxers to show their quality boxing skills and aim to finish their opponent.

Ralph Oates Do you feel that boxing would be better if it had just one world boxing authority rather than four - WBC, WBA, IBF, WBO? Chris Jones Having one overall governing body for Boxing would certainly appeal more to the general sports fans (or casuals) as it can get really confusing with numerous world champions at a certain weight.

Ralph Oates Do you feel that the rounds in women’s boxing should be increased to three minutes or keep it at two-minute rounds?

Chris Jones I do think the round increase to 3 minutes would be a correct thing to do. The training and the professionalism around women’s boxing are pretty much on par with the men’s and they should be allowed to be on parity with the men. This is a model that works within MMA and I think if it

is trailed, it’ll be a success in Boxing.

Ralph Oates Which is the most exciting fight that you have witnessed to date?

Chris Jones I was in the audience to watch the Chris Ware vs Frankie Borg bout. I am a friend of Chris’s and the atmosphere that evening for Chris to go on and win the Welsh middleweight title was Elec-tric. From a Referee perspective, the Andrew Selby vs Adam Yahaya in Newport. People might be shocked by that, as I stopped the contest in the 2nd round, but being that close to watch An-drew Selby’s footwork, movement, angles of punching, it was the sweet science to perfection.

Ralph Oates Can you name two of your favourite boxing films?

Chris Jones Always have been and always will be a fan of the Rocky films, especially Rocky 4 and the train-ing montage but also Raging Bull is a great film and Robert De Niro plays Jake La Motta excellently.

Ralph Oates When away from boxing what hobby do you participate in?

Chris Jones I enjoy training and the outdoors, particularly long walks all around the Welsh Coastal Path with a great group of friends known as the Mad Ramblers. I have lots of different commitments, but I try to make as much family time as possible and we do lots of activities as a family.

Ralph Oates What is the best advice you have ever been given in regard to the sport of boxing?

Chris Jones For me and in my role/capacity of refereeing and scoring boxing, I was told by Ben Cartlidge (a judge with the UFC) to never stop practicing. Whenever time allows me, I do watch boxing bouts and score them as I would, with the volume on mute, and I’ll keep practicing because you never get to become a perfect official, but you should work damn hard to get as close to it as possible.

Ralph Oates Are you involved in any other sports?

Chris Jones I enjoy football and I’m part of the security team for Swansea City, Cardiff City and the Football Association of Wales. It’s always an interesting contrast on how a Boxing event is managed compared to a football game.

Cardiff Times would like to thank Chris for taking the time to answer the various questions put to him.

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Fashion done your own way

by Molly Dutton

As we enter the official summer season, complimented wonderfully by the heatwave that we have been experiencing this week, I felt it was only right to take a deep dive into my top ten summer essentials that I believe should be in everyone’s wardrobes and beauty drawers right now. Minimalism is an essential when the weather gets warmer; no one wants to spend their days getting flustered in busy shopping centres with their overflowing baskets.

That’s why I have put together a lovely selection of bits and bobs that should keep us all satisfied until the end of this summer. Whilst I usually like to focus on fashion or beauty for my articles, it’s time for a good old switch up, so expect a big conversation surrounding everything from clothing items, all the way through to face products.

SPF should be on everyone’s priority list this season and my goodness does it make a difference to the glow and healthiness of the skin. I used to be the first person to voice my opinion on having to be lathered in sun cream every time I ventured out into the garden when I was little, but I have now developed a new respect for SPF and the benefits it has for the skin. Not only should we be wearing this during summer when it’s cracking the flags, but a good sun protector should be a main feature of our makeup bags all year long as UV doesn’t just disappear when the sun comes out. I think most of us associate sun cream with stickiness and general discomfort, however this doesn’t always have to be the case. During my research, I stumbled across the Ultra Violette SPF collection, in particular “Queen Screen”. These products come in beautiful packaging and take on a much thinner consistency, so the skin doesn’t feel clogged after application; instead leaving a much more appealing glow on the surface of the 46 CARDIFF TIMES

skin. This is a must have in my makeup bag, especially for those little summery getaways when I take as little as possible.

I am a huge fan of the fresh-faced look in summer (not so much for its trendiness but more for the convenience when I’m getting all uncomfortable and hot in the British weather). For me personally, I like my makeup to compliment my features rather than mask them entirely and that is why cream bronzer has become my saving grace. There are many available on the market now as the product has grown in popularity, but I do have a few favourites with varying price tags. The queen of all cream bronzers must be the Les Beiges bronzing cream from Chanel; this has the most stunning finish and is very easy to apply even in a rush! It does however come with a heftier price tag, one that places it into my “treat category”. This led me to discover the Bronze Whip from Primark. I will say that this bronzer doesn’t have the long-lasting effect of Les Beiges, however it creates a lovely sun kissed effect on the skin and blends so easily which makes it a perfect fit for the summer makeup routine. Along the same lines, a cream blush is a step I have added to my makeup looks for a while now, and it has elevated my routine to a whole new level. Once again, Primark has created their own cream blush with a luminous finish in different shades of pink and peach. The applicator is what sold this item to me; the sponge on the end of the tube means that in three small dabs you are good to go (a blessing if you like the extra few minutes in bed like myself). If you fancy a less glowy finish, the Westman Atelier blush stick in Chouchette has a more pigmented finish which adds just that extra bit of colour to the cheeks. Gone are the days of hot pink circles on the face!

As I have got slightly older, my wardrobe selection has taken on a more mature approach (not including the weekends of course) which has led me to try and create a capsule wardrobe. This is a term that I came across on TikTok, simply meaning that your wardrobe should contain items that can be worn in many different situations and are easily adaptable to an array of outfits. A collection of basics and a few statement pieces is the best way to achieve this, and I have had some fun exploring. My go to summer basic has got to be the white linen trouser (I never thought I would say that). Whilst I love a good mini skirt or a pair of leggings, linen trousers are a very classy way of being comfortable and casual whilst looking put together. Primark have a fabulous collection, with a shade range featuring white, light brown and even green, but the white really captured my attention for their wearability. You can dress them up with a colourful shirt or an off the shoulder top, whilst easily being able to style them with an oversized sweatshirt or a vest top; they are the perfect basic.

remove makeup and cleanse at the same time is now one of the great joys of my life and is well suited to the busy summer lifestyle that a lot of us experience.

And even on the quieter days, it feels so luxurious to apply as a self-care treat. So go and get your linen on, SPF yourselves and enjoy this lovely weather!

A final product that has made summer living so much better is balm cleanser. As a loyal fan of micellar water, it took a lot to pull me away, but my Inkey List Oat Cleansing balm has made taking makeup off a somewhat enjoyable experience. Being able to

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Celebrating 18 Years!

Little Fizz Preschool Classes and Party Fizz Children’s Entertainment I can’t believe that I am celebrating 18 amazing years of creating and running my multi award winning Baby/ Toddler Classes and Children’s Party Entertainment this year! I would like to thank all the parents, grandparents, carers and children who have joined in with the music and laughter over the years and to everyone who have shown such wonderful support and loyalty in so many ways! I am so grateful Team Fizz and to my family and to my friends for everything they have done - and to so many other people along the way for their support, advice, reassurance, encouragement – and patience. I would especially like to thank Cardiff Times for their incredible support over so many years – it means so much, especially over the last few years.

When I started my business in 2006, I was on Maternity Leave with my younger daughter, Daisy, who was 5 months old at the time. Initially I ran the sessions from home, and I have many happy memories of the early groups as we enjoyed time with out babies, shared laughter and problems and made lasting friendships and precious memories, Daisy is now 17 and studying Photography and some of my original ‘little ones’ are now at Uni! This should make me feel old, but I am lucky to have retained my health and energy and still LOVE what I do – I am regularly asked what batteries I have and what drugs I am on!

Classes became very popular very quickly – at rollercoaster speed! In 2006 Baby/Toddler Music and Movement Classes were considered a novelty with only 3 preschool classes running in Cardiff. Now there are numerous wonderful classes for parents to choose from and enjoy, and these play such an essential and valuable experience for parents and carers and their little ones; fun and learning, ideas for home activities, friendship and support from other parents, confidence building, socialization for little ones, structure to the day, magical shared moments, bonding, and memories to be treasured forever!

Within the first year of starting the business I was asked to provide Party Entertainment for Birthdays, Christenings, Family Celebrations, Weddings, and Charity Events. I worked hard to develop a winning formula of songs, activities, interactive games, sensory experiences, creative play, active learning and, most importantly, FUN! Then the events side of the business came along with our immensely popular annual Beach, Christmas, Easter and Halloween Parties please visit the website to see our Summer Party Timetable – we will be running through the school summer holidays!

I set up and organised my own Charity Event – the ‘NSPCC Teddy Bears’ Picnic’ - raising over £40,000

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over the 10 years of running the event! I worked very hard to give back and volunteered for my time, skills and energy for many children’s charities, Noah’s Ark Children’s Hospital, Action for Children, Barnardo’s, Ronald McDonald House, Neo Natal Support, and many others. I became an NCT volunteer and helped raise over £30,000 whilst providing entertainment and support for so many events and initiatives. I will always continue to support these wonderful causes and do all I can to support children’s charities, as well as Community Events such as the fabulous Waterloo Gardens Fete and support local schools and community initiatives wherever and whenever I possibly can.

Within a few years of starting up I was overwhelmed by demand and Team Fizz was born. I have been privileged to be supported by some wonderful, talented, and committed team members over the years. Our current Fizz Team includes Hannah (with us 13 years!) the lovely Leah and the totally fabulous Emily who has been and continues to be a total legend – flying the Fizz Flag, bringing so much joy and so loved by so many families over the last 9 years. Emily is officially a total ROCKSTAR and has given 1000% to every class and party as well as being my rock and the best friend imaginable - and totally unimaginable! One of my most treasured memories is the What’s On 4 Kids Award Ceremony” where we won “Runner Up Best Party Entertainment in the UK” and I won the award for “Best Preschool Class Leader for Wales and West of England”. We were pictured with Sid from CBeebies smiling and laughing after arriving late to the ceremony due to fighting our way through storms and torrential rain in the “Fizz Wagon”, driven by Emily and, following the ceremony, partied the night away!

We survived the momentous challenges of Covid, lockdowns, continuous change and uncertainty. We kept going with the steep learning curve of online classes and stayed connected to our Little Fizz families.

Times were tough – enough said. We were proud and extremely excited to be the first preschool class in Wales to restart in person classes, initially outdoors and then indoors. Navigating the Risk Assessments, continually changing Government Guidelines, lack of available venue, shifting guidelines, PPE implementation and adapting classes to achieve maximum fun and the best safety possible for our families was horrendously challenging. Despite this, the pure, unadulterated, and exceptional joy we witnessed and shared as our Little Fizz families were able to come together and experience happiness, togetherness, human interaction, and delirious exuberance was immense and overwhelming.

There were so many tears of happiness, overwhelming emotion, and moments of pure ecstasy! We won one

of my favourite awards at this stage from Wales Children’s Activities and Services Awards “Triumph Over Lockdown” – a once in a lifetime award!

As a team we are often asked how we manage to be happy and enthusiastic for every class and party and how we keep the attention of all the children. We are human and we do have bad days but are so very lucky when these days are transformed, at least temporarily, by the amazing interaction with the babies and children and their families. We LOVE to see and share the enjoyment of the music, movement, play, learning and excitement each class and party comprises of! We are so incredibly lucky to have met and continue meeting so many lovely parents, grandparents, and carers over the years, we feel so privileged to have spent such special time with you and your little ones. It is so wonderful to hear that the songs I have written and that have been enjoyed in class are played on repeat in the car, at home and to learn that family members have learnt the songs to sing with little ones despite never having been to any class! How amazing is that?!

I have always been proud to run an Independent Business and to know that I have created and developed every aspect of our classes and parties, themed half termly programs, songs, activities, games, exciting props ideas and so much more! In the last year we were extremely proud to win “Best Independent

Children’s Business in Wales” at the Wales Children’s Activities and Services Awards “ It has always been important that every aspect of each class and party is accessible and enjoyable for all children and that each child is respected and treasured as an individual. As a parent who has first-hand experience of additional needs, I am extremely passionate about making sure children and families with all additional needs can feel welcome and valued with us and, as a team, we have the skills, intuition, sensitivity, and love to provide the best possible experience for every child and family.

As I find myself 18 years into this roller coaster of a ride, I am looking forward to all our Summer Parties and, after much thought, I am excited to be franchising Little Fizz and Party Fizz so that more families can enjoy our classes and parties and we can spread Fizz love even further! All enquiries regarding becoming a franchisee are welcomed via email – liz@littlefizz.co.uk You can find our Summer Party Timetable and book via the website, www.littlefizz.co.uk and we look forward to welcoming you! We can’t wait to see lots of our past and current Fizz Families and meeting new families too!

We also have a busy Birthday Party Season coming up - from September to December - and have several bookings for 2024 so please don’t delay in getting in touch if you are planning a party. Here’s to the next 18 Years!

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