October 1, 1991, carnegie newsletter

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CANDIDATE WANTED FOR S O C I A L CREDIT:' Q u a l i f i c a t i o n s : Affluent o r upper midd l e class preferred; must know how t o make speeches by sayi n g n o t h i n g i n a harmonious manipulat i o n o f words t h a t w i l l l u l l t h e c i t i zen t a x p a y e r t o s l e e p with rhythmic sounding r h e t o r i c ; must c a r r y o u t economic and p o l i t i c a l i n e q u a l i t i e s a g a i n s t m i n o r i t y segments of t h e popul a t i o n f o r t h e b e n e f i t of t h e wealthy and t o m a i n t a i n t h e s t a t u s quo; must be w i l l i n g t o s a c r i f i c e any f e e l i n g s o f compassion toward t h e poor and oppr e s s e d f o r t h e b e n e f i t of t h e a f f l u e n t 6 p r i v i l e g e d few; must be w i l l i n g t o t r a v e l a t p u b l i c expense t o promote f e e l i n g s of goodwill and c r e a t e an i l l u t i o n o f concern towards improving c o n d i t i o n s f o r your c o n s t i t u e n t s . BY BRIAN

WAGGLT

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