Jrn371 writing assignment 1 kinney

Carol Kinney Student ID 503951 Applied Journalism Production JRN371-BE Writing Assignment 1 September 3, 2014 Seven Ways to Keep Your Woman Happy in the Bathroom Guys, you might think we women want to be satisfied in the bedroom, and we do. But what we really want is for you to make us happy in the bathroom.

And no, I don’t mean take a shower or bath with us.

The seven best ways to make your woman happy in the bathroom are: 1. Clean up your hair. We love to kiss your baby soft face, but hate when you leave your beard all over the sink, the drain stopper and floor. How would you feel if we left our leg stubble all over place for you to clean up?

2. Pick up your dirty clothes. We have these things called hampers. We don’t expect you to pick up our clothes, why should we pick up your dirty boxers?

3. Don’t barge in. We value our time alone in the bathroom. Sometimes it’s the only place and time we get to ourselves.

4. Refresh the air. We have candles, air fresheners, windows and a fan. They’re there for a reason.

5. Replace the toilet paper. Over or under-it doesn’t matter; we’re ecstatic just as long as it makes it on the holder!

6. Don’t use our toiletries or razor. We purposely purchase items that are specially designed for us. Try shaving your face with your razor after we shave our armpits. It won’t be pretty.

7. Use toilet seat etiquette. Lift the seat when you go, put it down when you’re done. If you mess it, wipe it off. It’s that simple.

Your bathroom habits are what we groan about daily, and what we complain about when we get together with our friends. It’s true; ask any woman. Trust me; the secret to a happy relationship doesn’t begin with the bedroom, but the bathroom.