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chapter XII - “BUCKY BADGER“

THE UW IN MADISON HAS NEVER BEEN SO MUCH FUN FOR TWO UW DG GREEK COEDS, MANDY AND JAN. THE VOLLEYBALL SEASON IS OVER FOR MANDY. HER BEAUTIFUL ROOMMATE, JAN, HAS BEEN DATING A JUNIOR FROM THE HOCKEY TEAM, DEWEY FROM REDWING, MINNESOTA. JAN HAS JUST RETIRED AND PASSED ON HER TORCH AS PRESIDENT OF THE PANHELLENIC COUNCIL AT THE UW AND IS SCHEDULED TO START ICU NURSING AT PARKLAND HOSPITAL IN DALLAS, TEXAS JUNE 1. MANDY HAS ALSO BEGRUDGINGLY MOVED ON. SHE WAS OFFERED A HIGH SCHOOL VOLLEYBALL COACHING JOB WITH AN ELEMENTARY EDUCATION POSITION IN MICHIGAN’S NORTHERN PENINSULA. SHE DECLINED THIS IN FAVOR OF BECOMING A GRADUATE ASSISTANT WORKING ON HER MASTERS IN EDUCATION AT NORTHWESTERN IN CHICAGO. SHE WILL ALSO COACH THE VOLLEYBALL TEAM AS A GRADUATE ASSISTANT. MANDY’S DATING LIFE HAS BEEN A HUGE FAILURE - LOSING OUT ON EMMA’S (DG FROSH) SENIOR HOCKEY STAR FRIEND, ALSO FROM REDWING, MINNESOTA. UW SPORTS, GREEK LIFE, AND IMPENDING GRADUATION ARE IN THE OFFING FOR THE BADGERS. EMMA HAS BECOME ONE OF THE “BADGERS” AND IS THE UW CAMPUS KNOW IT ALL AND MOST ASKED OUT GREEK GAL. ALEX, JAN’S OLD UW BOYFRIEND, IS ENLISTING IN THE AIR FORCE THE WEEKEND AFTER GRADUATION. LIFE GOES ON WITH THE “BADGERS” DESPITE SOME SETBACKS SOCIALLY. ENJOY THE SCENE AT THE UNION WHERE BUCKY MEETS THE “BADGERS” WHILE BABCOCK DAIRY ICE CREAM IS IMBIBED. EMMA I’VE TOTALLY HAD IT WITH THIS ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT. THEY ARE DEMANDING THAT I CONQUER HIGH LEVEL CALCULUS, NEW RULE! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH THAT WILL CUT INTO MY SOCIAL LIFE? JAN BEST SAID BY ALEX. HE STATED THAT COLLEGE IS PRE LIFE. THE REAL WORLD IS NOT NOTHING BUT NET. IT IS A FLASH OF EXCITEMENT AND AT TIMES EUPHORIA AMIDST THE UNETHICAL AND UNFRIENDLY CONFINES OF THE PLANET. NO ONE IS READY TO ENTER THE WILD AFTER COLLEGE. MANDY WE HAVE THE WILD IN MADISON - RIGHT HERE AT THE UW. MY LOYAL HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND IMPREGNATING A GIRL I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW EXISTED - AND SHE MOVES A BLOCK 2

AWAY FROM MY HOUSE IN JANESVILLE TO RAISE THE CHILD IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS. EMMA LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT. JAN I AGREE. FOR MANY IT CAN BE AWFULLY MISERABLE - FOR OTHERS IT WILL BE A FUN FILLED EXPERIENCE WITH MANY MEMORIES THAT LAST FOREVER. MANDY OK I GET IT. TRUST ME I’M HAVING FUN THIS SEMESTER. AT TIMES IT HAS JUST BEEN ROUGH. LOOK AT WHAT CAROLINE DID - STEALING MY BOYFRIEND AND MY CAPTAIN STARTING POSITION ON THE VOLLEYBALL TEAM. THAT’S NOT REAL WORLD? EMMA I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT BOTH OF YOU - MANDY AND JAN -HAD A GREAT FALL BALL AND THE WINTER PARTY AT GRAND GENEVA HAD BOTH OF YOU THE LAST ONES OFF THE DANCE FLOOR. GIVE ME A BREAK! JAN IT’S JUST THAT BOTH OF US WILL LEAVE THE UW - I FULLY MEAN THAT BOTH OF US BEAUTY QUEENS WILL LEAVE THE UW WITHOUT AN ENGAGEMENT RING. HALF THE DG HOUSE HAS OR IS GETTING A DIAMOND THIS SEMESTER. WE ARE IN LAST PLACE. MANDY NO, WE’RE BELOW LAST PLACE. WE’RE OFF THE CHARTS. EMMA COLLEGE ISN’T ABOUT GETTING MARRIED - IT’S ABOUT OBTAINING A CAREER, MEETING AND MINGLING WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE, AND ABOVE ALL MAKING FRIENDS THAT WILL LAST FOR LIFE. ONE CAN ALWAYS GET MARRIED. MANDY YOU CAN SAY THAT EMMA AS HALF THE UPPER CLASSMEN ARE CHASING YOU FROM ONE CLASS TO THE NEXT. JAN HOW MANY GUYS WANTED TO SIT NEXT TO YOU AT THE LAST BADGER BASKETBALL GAME AT KOHL? TONS! EMMA CONSIDER YOURSELVES LUCKY. YOUR HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART WAS CHEATING ON YOU AND HAD A BABY MANDY. JAN, IF YOU WOULD HAVE MARRIED ALEX, YOU 3

WOULD HAVE REGRETTED IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOUR TRUE GUY MAY NOT BE ON THIS CAMPUS. BESIDES I HEAR DOWN AT THE KK THAT ALEX IS JOINING THE AIR FORCE. WANT TO BE A SUBMISSIVE MILITARY WIFE? MANDY LOOK AT ME - I’VE STRUGGLED THE ENTIRE 4 YEARS. HAD SOME GOOD DATES, BUT NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT. AND NOW I’M SIGNED UP TO ATTEND NORTHWESTERN IN CHICAGO AS A VOLLEYBALL GRADUATE ASSISTANT. YES I’M NOT IN THE UPPER PENINSULA WHERE I WANTED TO GO BUT I AM SO VERY CLOSE TO MY MOM AS SHE WANTED IT. JAN CHICAGO WILL BE COOL. LOTS OF HAPPENINGS AND GUYS. MANDY I AGREE. I HAVEN’T DONE WELL HERE IN MADISON. OUR LITTLE GROUP, THE “BADGERS”, HASN’T DONE WELL IN THE DATING, ENGAGEMENT OR MARRIAGE STATS. EMMA I CANNOT BELIEVE I’M HEARING THIS FROM MY TWO DG SISTERS. UNBELIEVABLE. TOTALLY UNBELIEVABLE. A DG IS NOT A SUCCESS IF THEY DON’T HAVE AN ENGAGEMENT RING ON THEIR FINGER DURING GRADUATION. RIGHT NOW I’M NOT PLANNING ON BEING SINGLE WITH GRADUATION AND BEYOND A BIT. JAN EMMA, YOU HAVE OPTIONS. EVERY GUY ON THIS CAMPUS IS CHASING YOU. MANDY AND I ARE NOW CONSIDERED OLD MAIDS BY GREEK STANDARDS. EMMA HOW DID ALEX GET INTO THE BADGERS CLIQUE? MANDY HE GOT A FREE PASS BECAUSE HE WAS A QUARTERBACK AND SAVED A COUPLE GAMES FOR THE BADGERS. JAN IN FACT EMMA I’VE HEARD THE GUYS TALK THAT IF YOU WANTED TO BE ENGAGED AS YOU RECEIVED YOUR DIPLOMA, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SMILE AND THERE WOULD BE A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL AS ONE WALKED INTO THE KOHL CENTER. EMMA NICE TO KNOW. I’M JUST INTERESTED RIGHT NOW IN THE DG TENETS OF BUILDING FRIENDSHIPS, EXCELLING IN

SCHOOL, LEADERSHIP, AND ENJOYING COLLEGE LIFE TO THE UTMOST. MANDY WE ALL FELT THAT WAY WHEN WE WERE FROSH. AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. MAX DIED IN A BIKE ACCIDENT IN RIPON AFTER GETTING HIS SILENT GIRL PREGNANT THE WEEKEND BEFORE AS I CALCULATED THE DATES. THEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS MOM AND MAX’S BABY LIVING WITHIN ONE BLOCK OF MY PARENTS IN JANESVILLE - WITH MY PARENTS THINKING THAT I SHOULD BE THE ONE WALKING THE STROLLER WITH MAX’S BABY BY THEIR HOUSE. EMMA LOOK MANDY - YOU NEED TO GET OVER THIS. THAT WAS NEARLY 3 YEARS AGO. BAD STUFF HAPPENS TO EVERYONE AMONGST ALL FAMILIES AND FRIENDS. MY YOUNGER BROTHER DIED FROM ASTHMA IN HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE THE ER PHYSICIAN GAVE HIM THE WRONG DRUG SUPPOSEDLY. I’VE HAD TO LIVE WITH MY MOM SAYING THAT IF WE HAD LIVED IN THE CITY THAT WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED. JAN IS THAT WHY YOU CAME ACROSS THE STATE LINE TO GO TO SCHOOL AT THE UW? EMMA IN PART. I WAS ON MY WAY TO BEMIDJI STATE. THEN MY SCHOLARSHIP FELL THROUGH. AND THEN MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME. AND THEN MY BROTHER DIED. AND THEN....... MANDY I GET IT. THANKS FOR DIVULGING ALL OF THIS. IT’S NOT EASY. YOU ARE RIGHT. WE ALL NEED SUPPORT YET NEED TO MOVE ON. I’M OFF TO CHICAGO AND YOU EMMA ARE ON YOUR WAY TO BECOMING THE NEXT DG PRESIDENT I FEEL. EMMA THAT WOULD BE ULTIMATELY COOL. HEY THERE IS BUCKY BADGER HEADING INTO THE UNION. LET’S GET SOME OF THAT BABCOCK DAIRY ICE CREAM. HAVE YOU HAD THE MINT? IT’S OUT OF THIS WORLD! NOTHING LIKE THIS IN REDWING MINNESOTA. I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT. JAN ABOUT THE HIGH DEBATE THE HEARD YOU HAVEN’T FRUCTOSE SUGAR IN THE ICE CREAM? MANDY OH MY GOD. ALL THESE EARTHY PEOPLE AROUND HERE CONTROL EVERYTHING. IF THEY HAD THEIR WAY, WE WOULDN’T HAVE THE BABCOCK CHOCOLATE. I WOULD BE 5

DEPRESSED AND HAVE NOTHING TO EAT EXCEPTING TREE BARK. I’M SORRY - I LOVE BABCOCK ICE CREAM AND ALWAYS GET AN EXTRA SCOOP. JAN ALL THOSE TREE HUGGERS THINK THE HIGH FRUCTOSE SYRUP CAUSES LIVER DAMAGE. HOWEVER IT HAS BEEN PROVEN FALSE THAT IF ONLY THE COVERINGS OR NON ESSENTIAL FLAVORINGS CONTAIN HIGH FRUCTOSE, YOUR LIVER IS OK. BABCOCK SINCE 1951 HAS USED CANE SUGAR - REAL STUFF. IT IS STILL A SMALL ICE CREAM SHOP WITH ONE MACHINE ON SOUTH CAMPUS. EMMA YES ONE OF MY FIRST DATES WAS TO BABCOCK WITH AN AG SCHOOL GUY ON THE SOUTH END OF CAMPUS RIGHT THERE WHERE THEY MAKE THE BABCOCK ICE CREAM. IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE COOL. MANDY SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE AG SCHOOL GUY? EMMA HE WAS INVOLVED WITH DELTA THETA SIGMA, THE AG FRATERNITY ON CAMPUS, AND APPARENTLY THEY DIDN’T LIKE DG GALS. JAN NO WAY EMMA. DG GIRLS ARE THE BEST. MANDY SHE’S NOT SAYING THAT. WE JUST DON’T MAKE GOOD FARMER’S WIVES. EMMA I THINK HE THOUGHT I WAS TOO GREEK OR TOO ABSORBED INTO THE CAMPUS SOCIAL SCENE. BUT MY GOD THIS GUY WAS SO CUTE - LIGHTS OUT. MANDY WHERE DID THIS ALL EVERYTHING AG GUY GO? EMMA OH HE’S ENGAGED TO A FARM GAL FROM JUDA. I LOST OUT. SO YOU SEE MANDY IT’S NOT ONLY YOU THAT HAS BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO THEM. I WOULD HAVE DROPPED SCHOOL AND MILKED COWS 18 HOURS A DAY FOR THIS GUY. HE WAS SO NICE, DOWN TO EARTH, AND EASILY THE BEST LOOKING GUY ON CAMPUS. HIS PARENTS WERE UNBELIEVABLY NICE ALSO.

MANDY MAYBE THE PARENTS THOUGHT YOU WERE A SOCIALITE? EMMA PROBABLY. BUT HECK I’M FROM RED WING, MINNESOTA. THERE ARE FARMERS IN ABUNDANCE UP THERE. HE’S LOST AND I’VE HAD TO MOVE ON. JAN SAME HERE. HECK I DATE THE MOST POPULAR NON GREEK GUY ON CAMPUS. A SECOND STRING QB WHO WINS GAMES OFF THE BENCH, GETS A HIGH RATING FROM SI, AND IS FLAT OUT LOST AFTER GRADUATION. YES MY BOYFRIEND ALEX COULDN’T COMMIT TO ANYTHING INCLUDING CHURCH, NFL TRYOUTS, PRE-DENT, AND GOOD OLD ME WHO WAS CHASING JERSEYS. NOW THE AIR FORCE? I DON’T SEE HIM MAKING THAT COMMITMENT. MANDY BUT YOU STILL HAVEN’T LEARNED JAN. WHAT WILL YOU DO AFTER MOVING TO TEXAS WITH A HOCKEY GUY UP HERE WHO HAS A SENIOR YEAR LEFT? YOU KNOW THE BEAUTIFUL DEWEY FROM RED WING. JAN IT’S NOT THAT SERIOUS. WE BOTH UNDERSTAND THAT I’M OFF TO TEXAS, AND HE IS ONTO A LIFE OF PROBABLY SEMIPRO HOCKEY IN CANADA THE NEXT FEW YEARS UNTIL HE GETS THE ULTIMATE SHOT AT THE NHL. MY BUD DEWEY MAY PLAY IN RUSSIA. THE MONEY IS GOOD OVER THERE. EMMA WOULD YOU GO TO RUSSIA WITH HIM? JAN ONLY IF I WAS RINGED AND HAD A DATE SET. MANDY SO WE ALL LOSE OUT. THAT IS THE LIFE OF OUR GROUP, THE “BADGERS”. WE’RE ALL DUE FOR SOME GOOD LUCK. EMMA HEY THERE IS BUCKY HEADING INTO THE UNION. REMEMBER WE WERE TO GET SOME ICE CREAM. I’M CERTAIN THAT’S WHERE BUCKY IS HEADED. MANDY WHO COULD EVER BE A BUCKY? IT IS SO GEEKY! EMMA SHUT UP MANDY. BUCKY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER IN LINE FOR THE BABCOCK NICE CREAM. 7

MANDY THEY MUST HEAR GOBS OF THORNY BUCKY COMMENTS DAILY. I MEAN WHO COULD ACTUALLY WALK AROUND CAMPUS BETWEEN CLASSES, TIE UP YOUR WEEKEND GOING TO BOOMER PARTIES AND WEAR THAT DORK COSTUME. BUCKY I COULD! EMMA SO YOU HEARD OUR CONVERSATION? BUCKY I HEAR CONVERSATIONS LIKE YOURS DAILY. EVEN GROUPS THAT INVITE ME OVER MAKE FUN OF ME. MANDY THEN WHY DO YOU DO THIS? WHY ARE YOU A GEEK MASCOT? BUCKY I’M FLAT OUT IN LOVE WITH THE BADGERS; AND THIS GIG WILL GET ME INTO LAW SCHOOL AND BEYOND WITH EXTENSIVE PUBLIC RELATIONS EXPERIENCE. EMMA SO THE MASCOTS ARE GETTING ALL THE HOT JOBS? BUCKY THE MASCOTS ARE GETTING INTO GRAD SCHOOLS AND HIGH LEVEL JOBS OVER PLAYERS AND THE GENERAL COLLEGE POPULATION. IT IS HIGHLY COOL. IN FACT CHEERLEADERS ARE RIGHT BEHIND THE MASCOTS AS FAR AS OBTAINING GOALS AFTER GRADUATION. MANDY I’VE HEARD THAT. THOSE CHEERLEADING FLIRTS ALL GET WHAT THEY WANT ENDLESSLY. VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS MIGHT AS WELL SPLIT ROCKS AFTER GRADUATION. NO ONE GOES ANYWHERE AFTER BEING ON A SCRAPPY STAB YOUR TEAMMATES IN THE BACK VOLLEYBALL TEAM. BUCKY I’VE CHEERED MANY GAMES AT THE FIELD HOUSE. THE UW WOMEN’S VOLLEYBALL TEAM THIS PAST YEAR WAS HIGHLY DECENT AND............. MANDY UNDER PERFORMED!

BUCKY MANY KILLS, SETS, BLOCKS, AND SERVES WERE MISSED. WE DIDN’T HAVE INSTINCT FOR THE BALL. WE LOST A TON OF CLOSE GAMES. I REMEMBER YOU PLAYING WELL MANDY. MANDY I LOVED PLAYING BUT HAD TO DEAL THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS WITH LOSING MY CAPTAIN POSITION AND BOYFRIEND TO CAROLINE. ANOTHER LIFE DEALING SITUATION WHICH NCAA SPORTS IS SUPPOSEDLY MAKING A DIFFERENCE IN OVERCOMING OBSTACLES. BUCKY SORRY TO HEAR THAT. OH I GUESS I’M IN LINE FOR THE ICE CREAM. ISN’T THIS UNBELIEVABLE TO HAVE THE VERY BEST ICE CREAM IN THE COUNTRY RIGHT HERE AT THE UW? IT’S BEEN HERE 90 YEARS. ALL STARTED WITH PROFESSOR BABCOCK, WHO WAS A CHEMIST AND REALLY GOT THE DAIRY INDUSTRY GOING. JAN BUCKY YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF THE HEAD PIECE OF YOUR BUCKY COSTUME BECAUSE YOU GAVE A DEBIT CARD, AND THEY NEED TO SEE IF YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE MATCHES YOU. BUCKY WON’T DO. BUCKY WE’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE OUR GEAR OFF IN PUBLIC; BUT I GUESS I NEED TO BECAUSE THIS IS MY LUNCH TODAY. ICE CREAM! I’LL HAVE SOME FOOD AT AN ALUMNI DINNER LATER THIS AFTERNOON AT THE KOHL CENTER. MANDY HEY GIRLS THIS BUCKY GUY IS OK. HE’S NOT AS GEEKY AS YOU’D EXPECT. BUCKY I JUST RECEIVED A RAISE. I’M BUYING ICE CREAM FOR THE ENTIRE GROUP OF..... JAN “BADGERS”! EMMA I’LL HAVE THE MINT AND JAN WILL HAVE PEACH. BUCKY OK........ MANDY IT’S MANDY. I’LL HAVE WHAT YOU HAVE BUCKY.

BUCKY I’LL GO FOR THE GREEN COUNTY CHOCOLATE. IT’S REALLY RICH. I’M A GUY AND DON’T CARE ABOUT CALORIES OR FOOD ADDITIVES YET. MANDY I KNOW. I WISH GALS COULD THINK THAT WAY. I ONLY EAT ONE SCOOP AT A TIME. IT’S A POUND PER SCOOP ACCORDING TO THE DG HOUSE. BUCKY SO YOU ARE GREEK? MANDY YES. WHAT ABOUT YOU? BUCKY I’M THETA CHI. JAN YOU HAVE SOME COOL GUYS IN YOUR FRAT. EMMA AND YOU ARE NOT ON PROBATION. BUCKY DID YOU GO TO THE WINTER BASH AT GRAND GENEVA? JAN WE WERE ALL THERE. AND WE’RE GOING TO THE ALL UNIVERSITY GREEK SPRING FLING IN GALENA NEXT WEEK. BUCKY YES I PLAN ON GOING BUT DON’T HAVE A DATE YET. APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO TAKE A GREEK GIRL, BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW STRICT THEY ARE WITH THAT REQUIREMENT. JAN WELL AS THE MOST RECENT PRESIDENT OF THE PAN HELLENIC COUNCIL, I WOULD ADVISE GREEKS DATE GREEKS AT SPRING FLING. I GUESS DATING ALEX ALL THESE YEARS I DIDN’T LIVE UP TO THE GREEK CODE AT THE UW. EMMA YES THERE ARE UNWRITTEN RULES REGARDING GREEKS DATING GREEKS ON CAMPUS. YOU BROKE THE RULE JAN! JAN AT LEAST I DIDN’T MARRY A NON GREEK.

BUCKY WE COULD ASK THE GUY AT THE NEXT TABLE WHAT HE THINKS. HE IS THE CRITICAL BADGER. HE KNOWS EVERYTHING, AND HAS A CORRECT OPINION ON ALL MATTERS AT THE UW. OH MY GOD HE JUST TEXTED ME. HE SAYS GREEKS SHOULD DATE GREEKS ON CAMPUS - UNLESS THEY ARE PART OF THE GROUP “BADGERS”. EMMA THIS GUY IS ALL OVER IT. IS HE TAKEN? BUCKY YES. ISN’T THIS GREEN COUNTY CHOCOLATE OUT OF SIGHT MANDY? MANDY TOTALLY! BEST I’VE EVER HAD FROM BABCOCK DAIRY. ARE YOU THE ONLY BUCKY BADGER? BUCKY NO, THERE ARE SEVEN OF US. OUR FUNCTIONS ARE TO ENGAGE THE PUBLIC AND GET FOLKS EXCITED ABOUT THE UW AT MANY EVENTS - NOT JUST AT FOOTBALL GAMES AND ATHLETIC CONTESTS. I’VE BEEN EVERYWHERE - WEDDINGS, FUNERALS, PRISONS, SCHOOLS, AND BIRTHDAY PARTIES. EMMA THAT IS COOL. WHERE DID YOU GET THE UNIFORM? HOW DID BUCKY BADGER START? BUCKY ART EVANS, A CALIFORNIA COMMERCIAL ARTIST STARTED BUCKY BADGER IN 1940. THE UNIFORM IS MADE BY VOLUNTEERS WITHIN THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT. I HAD TO PUT MY HEAD BACK ON - BUT NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM. EMMA I’VE GOT A 2 PM BUSINESS CLASS AND NEED TO GET GOING. I’M OUT OF HERE. JAN MY NURSING ADVISOR IS PREPPING ME FOR THE TEXAS STATE BOARDS IN 20 MINUTES. I HAVE TO CATCH THE BUS TO UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL. CATCH UP WITH THE “BADGERS” AND BUCKY LATER. MANDY I HAVE AN ELEMENTARY ED PRACTICUM AND TEACHER CRITIQUE RATING AT 1430. I NEED TO MOVE ON BUCKY. SEE YOU!

BUCKY SAY MANDY. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE SPRING FLING IN GALENA? I LIKE TO GOLF, AND EAGLE RIDGE IS FANTASTIC. DO YOU LIKE TO GOLF? MANDY ABSOLUTELY I LOVE GOLF AND EVEN LOVE IT MORE NOW EVEN THOUGH I’M A VOLLEYBALLER. YES I’LL START PACKING FOR GALENA. ISN’T THAT IN ILLINOIS? BUCKY WE COULD WARM UP WITH YOU COMING WITH ME TO THE SOUTH UNION AT 4 TO MEET THE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION HEADS. I NEED HELP. MANDY I DON’T BELIEVE THIS! A DATE WITH BUCKY! I’LL BE THERE. I’M TEXTING JAN ASAP. BUT WHAT ABOUT MY HAIR?

THE END - BADGERS XII