SwEEPER XI “SURPRISE ENDING” THE AIR ACADEMY HIGH SCHOOL SOCCER TEAM IS WELL ON ITS WAY TO NATIONAL STARDOM. IT HAS ADVANCED INTO THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME BEING HELD AGAINST CHERRY CREEK HIGH SCHOOL AT INVESCO FIELD, DENVER. THOUSANDS OF SOCCER FANS FROM THROUGHOUT THE STATE ARE IN ATTENDANCE, AND IT HAS BECOME AN EVENT THAT THE MAJOR NETWORKS AND SI ARE COVERING DUE TO SOME KEY PLAYERS IN THE GAME WHO MAY GO PRO AFTER THIS GAME. RICKY WELCH, “SWEEPER”, IS REALLY ON A ROLL - WITH ONLY ONE GOAL SCORED AGAINST AIR ACADEMY DURING THIS PAST SOCCER SEASON PLAYOFFS. SWEEPER’S OFFER FROM CHELSEA HAS BEEN UPPED TO A 7 MILLION DOLLAR SIGNING BONUS AND HIS GUARDIANS, THE USAFA COMMANDANT AND WIFE SALLY, ARE STEADFASTLY DISALLOWING SWEEPER TO GO TO CHELSEA AND PLAY. UNDERNEATH, SWEEPER WANTS THE CHELSEA SOCCER DEAL BUT THE FACT THAT HIS LOST MOM IS ALL ABOUT SCHOOL, SCHOOL, AND MORE SCHOOL LEADS HIM TO ACCEPT THE REALLY GREAT LIFE LEADING AIR ACADEMY’S SOCCER TEAM AS A FROSH. THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME IS OUR FIRST SETTING WITH AIR ACADEMY HIGH SCHOOL DOWN 1 - 0. FOLLOW ALONG AS HIGH SCHOOL IN COLORADO, SOCCER, AND THE DRAMA OF FINDING LOST PARENTS AND MEETING SI REPORTERS AND MLS REPRESENTATIVES UNFOLDS.
SWEEPER
HANG ON COACH. I CAN PLAY OFFENSE!
COACH
YOU HAVEN’T PLAYED ALL YEAR. LET OUR BEST FRONT LINE TAKE CARE OF IT. WE STILL HAVE A FEW MINUTES TO SCORE.
SWEEPER
CHERRY CREEK IS PLAYING A VERY DEFENSIVE GAME A GAME NOT TO LOSE. I WON’T BE DOING ANYTHING ON DEFENSE SINCE THEY DON’T HAVE TO SCORE. WE NEED A GOAL TO CARRY THIS INTO OT.
COACH
OK, I’LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU. WE HAVE TWO MINUTES TO SCORE, AND IF NOT. I’LL REPLACE YOU WITH THE CENTER FORWARD. I KNOW ALL THE SCOUTS ARE HERE AS WELL AS SI, ESPN, AND ALL THE NEWSPAPERS.
2
SWEEPER
I GET IT COACH. I’M ONLY A FROSH, BUT I FEEL I CAN CIRCLE DRIBBLE A COUPLE OF THEIR PLAYERS, BREAK FREE AND SCORE OR GET THE BALL TO SOMEONE WHO CAN.
COACH
YES, CHERRY CREEK IS PLAYING TOTAL CONTAIN. THEY ARE COLLAPSING ON THE BALL LIKE THIRD GRADERS AND THERE ARE HUGE HOLES IN THEIR DEFENSE.
SWEEPER
ALL WE CAN DO IS TRY. WE NEED ONE GOAL AND THEIR GOALIE IS BIG AND STRONG, BUT HE’S NOT THAT FAST. I WOULD LOVE TO JUKE HIM ONE ON ONE.
COACH
ALL THE COACHES AND PLAYERS ARE FOR THE SWITCH. WE’LL HAVE OUR CENTER FORWARD PLAY DEEP. AS A TRAILER JOSH SHOULD BE ABLE TO AT LEAST LAUNCH A DECENT SHOT. BUT REMEMBER IF THEY OVER CONTAIN AT THE VERY WORST FLIP THE BALL BACK - CHERRY CREEK WON’T BE LOOKING FOR THAT IN A 5A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
SWEEPER
REF SAYS WE’RE ON. LET’S GET THEM. READY BREAK. ONE GOAL GUYS! THAT’S ALL WE NEED!
COACH
OK, KEEP IT GOING, MOVE THE BALL. GET BACK, THEY ARE SWINGING IT TO THE RIGHT. WE CAN ILL AFFORD ANOTHER GOAL. STAY THEM OFF. THAT’S IT SWEEPER. THE TWO MINUTES IS UP. MOVE UP TO CENTER FORWARD. JOSH WILL PLAY A MIDFIELDER POSITION AND WE’LL PLAY A STOPPER IN THIS SET WHO CAN PROVIDE SOME DEEP OFFENSE. REMEMBER THE PLAN.
SWEEPER
YES, I KNOW COACH - THE MOST OPEN MAN ON THE TEAM IS THE PLAYER WHO JUST PASSED THE BALL. SO IF IT GOES BACKWARDS TO JOSH, HE CAN FLARE IT TO ME FOR A GOAL ATTEMPT.
COACH
INSTINCTS, TRUST YOUR GOD GIVEN INSTINCTS. WE NEED ONE GOAL AND THREE MINUTES REMAIN. GET THE BALL OUT OF OUR END. THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE ANYONE LEFT THERE SINCE CHERRY CREEK IS TOTALLY ON A DEFENSIVE MIND SET.
SWEEPER
WE’RE GOOD COACH. JUST GET ME THE BALL. I CAN TAKE THESE CHERRY CREEK DEFENDERS. ALL OF OUR DRIBBLING 3
AND PASSING SKILLS AFTER THIS FREE KICK WILL GET US TO THE PROMISED LAND.
COACH
OK - WE’VE GOT IT WHERE WE WANT IT. TWO MINUTES TO GO. SWEEPER BEGIN THE CIRCLE DRILL AND FLARE IT WHERE WE TOLD YOU TO GO.............THAT ‘S IT JOSH. DRILL IT!
SWEEPER
UNBELIEVABLE - WE DID IT - TIE GAME. NOW THEY WANT A TIME OUT. GREAT INSTEP KICK JOSH - A 40 YARDER. I KNEW THAT GOALIE WASN’T FAST.
COACH
OK - THERE IS ONE AND A HALF MINUTES LEFT. EXPECT A BARRAGE OF OFFENSE FROM CHERRY CREEK. WHAT I WANT IS SWEEPER BACK INTO YOUR DEEP POSITION IN FRONT OF THE GOALIE JUST BEHIND THE FULLBACKS. AT THE WORST WE ARE HEADED TO OT. HOWEVER IF WE GET CONTROL OF THE BALL, SWEEPER AND JOSH SWITCH AS BEFORE. WE WON’T TRY A LONG KICK - BUT INSTEAD PLAY A TWO MAN GAME TO WHOMEVER IS OPEN.
SWEEPER
HOPEFULLY DOING A CIRCLE AMIDST THESE GUYS WILL WORK AGAIN. THEY WILL DROP OFF ON JOSH, AND PROBABLY COVER EVERYONE EXCEPT MR. GET IT RIGHT BACK TO ME AS THEY WILL COLLAPSE ON JOSH’S GREAT LEG AND WON’T LET HIM LAUNCH ANOTHER ONE.
COACH
GOT IT. WE WILL PULL THIS OFF. AND IF WE LOSE THE BALL, THE ENTIRE TEAM NEEDS TO SPRINT TOWARDS DEFENDING OUR GOAL.
SWEEPER
ONE TWO THREE BREAK. STATE CHAMPIONSHIP GUYS. HERE WE GO.
COACH
CLEAR IT UP THE SIDE, AND GET IT INTO THE MIDDLE. SAME PLAY, GOOD REVERSE, NOW CROSS, HIT JOSH, 30 SECONDS GUYS, AND NOW BACK TO SWEEPER.
SWEEPER
KEEP IT MOVING KADETS. WE’VE GOT IT!
COACH
OK, ONE PLAYER TO BEAT. LET’S GO NUTMEG! CROSS. LAY IT IN. GAME! WE DID IT!
4
SWEEPER
YES, WE DID IT - GREAT GAME GUYS - SUPER TEAM WORK. EVERYONE HAD THEIR FOOT ON THAT BALL ON THE LAST PLAY, AND THERE WERE PROBABLY THREE ASSISTS. SUPER. BIG TROPHY FOR AIR ACADEMY HIGHS SCHOOL. WHAT AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS TEAM. WE ACTUALLY DID IT - BEAT THE BEST TEAM IN THE STATE.
COACH
YES WE DID IT. FINALLY AFTER 40 YEARS OF COACHING WE DID IT. I THINK I’M DONE BUT WHO KNOWS? WE HAVE A GREAT NUCLEUS OF COACHES AND PLAYERS COMING BACK NEXT YEAR - AND IF SWEEPER DOESN’T GO TO CHELSEA, WE’RE OFF AGAIN TO THE COLORADO 5A HIGH SCHOOL PLAYOFFS HOPEFULLY. I’M VERY GRATIFIED FOR OUR FAMILIES, FANS, PLAYERS, AND COACHES. IT DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER.
SWEEPER
I’LL SAY - NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO ME - IT CANNOT GET ANY BETTER. I’LL SLEEP WITH THAT TROPHY. ALL THE YEARS OF PRACTICE WITH GUYS ON COLORADO GOLD PAID OFF. WE CAME BACK TO PLAY FOR OUR HIGH SCHOOLS, AND IT WAS GREAT. THERE IS A PLACE FOR HIGH SCHOOL SOCCER AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL DESPITE CLUB SPORTS NOW BEING KING.
DEMI
WHAT A GAME SWEEP! I’M SO PROUD OF THE TEAM. YOU GUYS PUT IT TO THEM IN THE LAST COUPLE MINUTES. I ALMOST PASSED OUT THINKING WE WERE THE BETTER TEAM AND CAME SO CLOSE TO OT OR LOSING. GREAT TEAM WORK AT THE END.
COACH
GREAT CHEERING - WE’LL TAKE ALL THE SUPPORT WE CAN. THE STUDENTS REALLY CAME OUT FOR THE GAME.
SWEEPER
I THINK THE STUDENTS HAD MORE FUN THAN WE DID. MY MOM ALWAYS SAID IF THE FANS HAVE MORE FUN THAN THE PLAYERS, IT WAS A GREAT ATHLETIC CONTEST. WE HAD THAT TODAY. THIS STADIUM HAS NEVER BEEN LOUDER. WHAT A GREAT TRIP BACK TO THE SPRINGS IT WILL BE.
DEMI
YOU CAN GO WITH US IF THE TEAM LETS YOU.
COACH
NO, WE’RE GOING AS A TEAM BACK TO USAFA - THEN YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN. WE HAVE A TEAM BANQUET TOMORROW 5
NIGHT AT GLEN EAGLE. IT WILL BE A GREAT AWARD NIGHT AND FEAST.
SWEEPER
OK DEMI. I’LL MEET YOU BACK AT AIR ACADEMY.
DEMI
A BIG HUG FOR THE STUDENT BODY. THIS IS WHAT MY MOM AND DAD TALKED ABOUT WHEN THEY GREW UP. LARGE CROWDS, EXCITING ATHLETIC CONTESTS, AND WINNING A FEW. I TRULY GET IT NOW. FADE OUT: FADE IN: DEMI AND SWEEPER MEET BACK AT AIR ACADEMY HIGH SCHOOL IN COLORADO SPRINGS, CO. DISCUSSION REGARDING CHELSEA, HIS LOST PARENTS, AND SWEEPER’S PRO VS COLLEGE FUTURE CAREER ENSUES. IT IS BEGINNING TO RAIN SO THEY STEP INSIDE THE LOCKER ROOM WHERE PLAYERS ARE DROPPING OFF THEIR GEAR AT THE END OF THE SEASON. THERE IS ACTUALLY A REPORTER FROM SI WHO WANTS TO GET A FEW WORDS WITH SWEEPER. DESPITE LIVING A SNOWBALL’S THROW AWAY FROM THE SCHOOL WITH HIS GUARDIANS, SALLY AND GENERAL MITCHELL, SALLY SHOWS UP WITH SOME HUGE NEWS.
COACH
HEY EVERYONE. A SUPERB JOB NOT JUST AT THE END, BUT ALL THROUGH THE TOURNAMENT. OUR FANS AND PARENTS WERE GREAT. I’LL NEVER FORGET THIS. I HAVE A TON TO BE THANKFUL FOR.
DEMI
SUPERB TEAM EFFORT. MOST OF US ON THE CHEER SQUAD CANNOT TALK.
COACH
WELL IT REALLY HELPED. I COULD FEEL THE MOMENTUM SHIFT AT THE END OF THIS GAME. ALL THE PLAYERS PUT THEIR BEST SKILLS FORWARD - TACTICS AND FUNDAMENTALS THEY’VE DEVELOPED FOR YEARS AND IT PAID OFF. NO ONE WILL EVER FORGET A STATE CHAMPIONSHIP. NO ONE!
SWEEPER
I FELT CHERRY CREEK WAS A TEAM WITH GREAT SPORTSMANSHIP. THEY ALL CONGRATULATED EVERYONE ON OUR TEAM INCLUDING THE PLAYERS, COACHES, AND FANS. THEY HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. THEY HAVE 6
SO MANY TITLES IN STATE SOCCER THAT I THINK IF THEY DIDN’T WIN IT THEY DIDN’T MIND THAT WE WON IT. WE ARE SO VERY FORTUNATE. THAT TROPHY WILL STAND OUT AT THE SCHOOL. I CANNOT WAIT FOR AN ASSEMBLY. I FEEL OUR TEAM WAS REALLY MOTIVATED BY OUR SUPPORT.
SI REPORTER
I HEARD ALL THAT. THAT IS TRULY WONDERFUL STUFF. I’M CRAIG FROM SPORTS ILLUSTRATED AND SI.COM STATIONED IN DENVER, BUT CAME DOWN TO DO A STORY ON THE OLYMPIC TRAINING CENTER. I GOT WIND OF THE SOCCER GAME AND FILMED IT - WITH SOME HIGHLIGHTS FOR SPORTSCENTER TONIGHT LATER ON.
SWEEPER
THANKS FOR COMING TO THE GAME AND GIVING SOCCER SUPPORT.
DEMI
SWEEPER NEEDS MORE EXPOSURE. DO YOU KNOW HE HAS A CONTRACT WITH CHELSEA FOR 7 MILLION?
SI REPORTER
YOU KNOW, I’D HEARD THAT. IS IT REALLY TRUE? AND IF IT IS, WHAT IS KEEPING YOU HERE?
DEMI
OH SWEEP IS HERE BECAUSE OF HIS GUARDIANS.
SWEEPER
DEMI, PLEASE SHUT UP. THAT IS PERSONAL STUFF.
SI REPORTER
SO YOUR GUARDIANS WON’T LET YOU PLAY IN EUROPE MAKING SOME BIG CASH?
DEMI
THEY ARE TRYING TO FIND HIS MOM AND ALSO HOPEFULLY HIS DAD.
SI REPORTER
I GET IT. DON’T WORRY - I DON’T REPORT PERSONAL STUFF UNLESS IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT FOR THE STORY. WITH YOUTH IT IS ALL POSITIVE.
DEMI
WEREN’T YOU SITTING NEXT TO A LADY THAT HAD A BIG HAT ON?
7
SI REPORTER
YES I WAS. HOW DID YOU KNOW? DO YOU KNOW THIS HAT LADY?
DEMI
I SWEAR IT WAS SWEEPER’S MOM. I LOOKED OVER AT THE END OF THE GAME AND POOF - SHE WAS GONE. I KNOW THAT WAS HER FROM THE DESCRIPTIONS I’VE HEARD. SHE EVEN ACTED AS IF SHE WAS HIDING HER FACE.
SI REPORTER
I KNOW HER CLOTHING WAS ALL DARK AND SHE HAD ON A NECKLACE THAT WAS - I’M CERTAIN TANZANITE - A LARGE BLUE STAR SHAPED STONE NEXT TO SOME PEARLS.
SWEEPER
THAT’S MOM. NO ONE ELSE HAS THAT JEWELRY. DAD GAVE IT TO HER ON THEIR HONEYMOON.
SI REPORTER
MOM HAS BEEN GONE A FEW MONTHS?
DEMI
YES, AND WE CANNOT FIND HER - WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY SHE IS GONE.
SI REPORTER
WHAT A THING TO TALK ABOUT AFTER YOUR GREAT VICTORY. I THINK I’LL LET YOU GUYS GO. HERE’S MY CARD. I DON’T WRITE PERSONAL STORIES UNLESS THEY ARE POSITIVE AND ARE AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE STORY.
DEMI
WELL THIS IS POSITIVE. WE MAY FIND SWEEPER’S MOM.
SI REPORTER
IT IS MUCH TOO PERSONAL.
SWEEPER
THANKS FOR THE INTERVIEW. PLEASE DON’T REPORT THAT THIS WAS ALL MY DOING. OUR COACHES AND TEAM REALLY HAVE BROUGHT ABOUT GREAT CHEMISTRY HERE. I’M FORTUNATE TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PLAY AS WELL AS I DID TODAY. I REALLY DON’T THINK EVEN AN ENGLISH SOCCER LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP COULD ACTUALLY MEAN MORE THAN THIS TITLE. THIS IS SPECIAL BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE INVOLVED. THE TITLE IS THE SCHOOL’S, THE ADMINISTRATORS, FANS, COACHES, PARENTS, AND ALL THE PLAYERS WE’VE PLAYED WITH FOR YEARS.
8
SI REPORTER
IT IS ADMIRABLE TO SHARE THE GLORY. THE ARTICLE IN SI.COM AND SPORTSCENTER WILL FOCUS ON THE AIR ACADEMY TEAM AND MENTION SWEEPER.
COACH
HEY SWEEPER, THERE IS A REPRESENTATIVE FROM THE CHICAGO FIRE OUT HERE WHO WANTS TO TALK FOR A FEW MINUTES. DO YOU HAVE TIME?
SI REPORTER
I GUESS I’LL GO. HERE IS MY CARD OR YOU CAN EMAIL ON SI.COM. WE’LL KEEP IN TOUCH AND GOOD LUCK WITH ANY FUTURE SOCCER CAREER THAT AWAITS YOU.
DEMI
HIS MOM SAYS IT IS SCHOOL, SCHOOL, AND MORE SCHOOL.
SI REPORTER
SOUNDS LIKE GOOD ADVICE. HAVE A GREAT EVENING.
SWEEPER
THANK YOU SIR. I STILL HAVE A HISTORY TEST I NEED TO STUDY FOR TOMORROW. I NEED TO GET GOING. I’LL TALK TO THE CHICAGO FIRE GUY FOR A COUPLE MINUTES. DEMI, YOUR RIDE IS WAITING. THANKS FOR COMING AND WE’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
COACH
SWEEPER THIS IS HANK GREENMAN. HE IS THE SCOUT FOR THE CHICAGO FIRE, AND WANTS TO TALK. HELLO MR. GREENMAN.
SWEEPER
HANK GREENMAN HELLO. QUITE A GAME AIR ACADEMY HAD AGAINST CHERRY HILLS. I’VE NEVER SEEN QUITE A FINISH LIKE THE KADETS HAD TONIGHT.
SWEEPER
THE KADETS WERE FORTUNATE. WE PEAKED DURING THE PLAYOFFS. A GREAT TEAM EFFORT. HANK GREENMAN I REPRESENT THE CHICAGO FIRE OF THE MLS AND THE MLS IN GENERAL. I BELIEVE WHETHER YOU PLAY IN COLLEGE OR IN ANOTHER PRO LEAGUE - IF YOU CONTINUE TO IMPROVE YOUR SKILLS - YOU CAN PLAY IN THE VERY BEST SOCCER LEAGUE IN THE UNITED STATES - THE MLS.
9
COACH
I AGREE. THE MLS HAS COME A LONG WAY IN A SHORT PERIOD. HANK GREENMAN SWEEPER, WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN SIGNING YOU TOMORROW OR EVEN NEXT YEAR - EVEN THOUGH I DO FEEL YOU COULD PROBABLY PLAY IN THE LEAGUE SOON. WE WANT OUR PLAYERS TO GO THROUGH COLLEGE IF POSSIBLE. WE HAVE A MLS SUPER DRAFT NOW THAT COMBINES PLAYERS FROM COLLEGES AND OTHER LEAGUES. IT IS DESIGNED TO GIVE THE LEAGUE PARITY - WHICH IT HAS OVER THE PAST 10 YEARS.
SWEEPER
YES I’M INTERESTED. I FLAT OUT LOVE TO PLAY, AND FOR ME TO MAKE A CAREER PLAYING WOULD BE GREAT.
COACH
BUT HIS MOM SAYS SCHOOL, SCHOOL, AND MORE SCHOOL. SO I FEEL SWEEPER IS A COLLEGE GRADUATE BEFORE HE PLAYS PRO SOCCER. AND HIS GUARDIAN IS THE COMMANDANT WHO WANTS HIM ON THE USAFA TEAM IF HE KEEPS HIS GRADES HIGH. IT IS THAT SIMPLE. HANK GREENMAN THAT IS WONDERFUL. THE MLS WANTS ITS PLAYERS TO BE COLLEGE GRADUATES - LIKE ALL MAJOR UNITED STATES ORGANIZATIONS. IT IS THAT SIMPLE. WE DO BETTER BECAUSE IF A PLAYER DOESN’T WORK OUT SKILL WISE OR GETS INJURED THEY ALREADY HAVE THAT DEGREE - WHICH THEY’LL NEED ON THE BACKEND OF A SOCCER CAREER TO SUPPORT A FAMILY.
COACH
WE AGREE. THANK YOU FOR COMING. I DON’T THINK MOST UPCOMING PLAYERS AND THE FANS UNDERSTAND THE MLS SYSTEM WELL. UNTIL A MAJOR TELEVISION CONTRACT COMES........... HANK GREENMAN DON’T WORRY. THE MLS IS EXPERIENCING SLOW GROWTH, BUT IT IS GROWTH. WE WILL BE HAVING SELECT GAMES ON NATIONAL TELEVISION WITH FEATURES SUCH AS THE DRAFT OVER THE NEXT YEAR. MY THING TODAY IS JUST TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AS PART OF THE CHICAGO FIRE AND THE MLS. I DO KNOW THAT CHELSEA HAS OFFERED A WHOPPER CONTRACT TO YOU AND IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING TURNING PRO AND NOT GO THE COLLEGE ROUTE, LOOK AGAIN AT THE GROWING MLS. WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE EXCITING YOUNG PLAYERS WHO HAVE SKILLS SUCH AS YOURS. IT’S LATE. I’M ON MY WAY. HERE IS MY CARD. 10
SWEEPER
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WE’LL MAINTAIN CONTACT BY EMAIL. IT’S AN HONOR TO EVEN BE CONSIDERED BY THE MLS. I DO THINK I’LL BE BACK HERE AT AIR ACADEMY HIGH SCHOOL NEXT YEAR TRYING TO WIN ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP. MOM WANTS SCHOOL, SCHOOL, AND MORE SCHOOL. HANK GREENMAN GOOD LUCK TO ANY ENDEAVOR YOU PURSUE, AND IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU.
COACH
HERE COMES SALLY. DID YOU TURN IN YOUR GEAR?
SWEEPER
IT’S ALL TURNED IN FOR THE YEAR. SEE YOU AT THE BANQUET TOMORROW NIGHT. MAY I TAKE THE TROPHY HOME TONIGHT AND STARE AT IT WHILE I MEMORIZE HISTORY?
COACH
YES - DO SO AND BRING IT TO THE BANQUET TOMORROW NIGHT.
SALLY
GREAT GAME TONIGHT. WE HAVE CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS ON THE STOVE.
SWEEPER
MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE. YOU’VE BEEN SO WONDERFUL TO ME.
SALLY
WELL I HOPE I HAVE BEEN. THE COMMANDANT AND I TRY, BELIEVE ME.
SWEEPER
YOU ARE ACTING FUNNY. WHAT IS GOING ON?
SALLY
I KNOW YOU COULD WALK TO OUR HOUSE, BUT I THOUGHT I SHOULD WARN YOU FIRST. WHAT IS IT? TELL ME!
SWEEPER SALLY
YOUR MOM IS AT OUR HOUSE! FADE OUT:
END - SWEEPER IX
11