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Kaileigh Proctor | Cartoon Editor

spaces around Grounds. I encourage you to seek them out — all of them, in fact — and grade them. You can keep these ratings to yourself, or better yet, write them down on a sticky note and leave it in the room so the inhabitants can be blessed by your opinions.

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Less is more, with this suggestion. Will it possibly lead to criminal charges and a hefty fine? Yes, yes, I think it will. But, will you be bored? Oh, you certainly will not be bored anymore — I can assure you of that.

There is a secret sixth way to not be bored on Grounds. Do you want to guess what it is? No? It’s writing an article like this, that is what it is.

CAMILA COHEN SUÁREZ is the Humor Editor for The Cavalier Daily. She can be reached at humor@cavalierdaily.com