Gotham by Chelsea Bathurst

is not your average CPA

hoefler and frere-jones 2000 Jr. Deputy Accountant 2011

foundry designed source text published

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The Gotham font was initially commissioned by GQ magazine, whose editors wanted to display a sans-serif with a "geometric structure" that would look "masculine, new, and fresh" for their magazine. Although the magazine was initially considering a series of fonts that either looked like techno CD covers or were more traditional like Futura, they agreed that they needed something "that was going to be very fresh and very established to have a sort of credible voice to it," according to Hoefler. Frere-Jones' inspiration for the typeface came from time spent walking block-by-block through Manhattan with a camera to find source material, and he based the font on the lettering seen in older buildings, especially the sign on the Eighth Avenue facade of the Port Authority Bus Terminal. "I suppose there's a hidden personal agenda in the design," Frere-Jones said, "to preserve those old pieces of New York that could be wiped out before they're appreciated. Having grown up here, I was always fond of the 'old' New York and its lettering." The lettering that inspired this typeface originated from the style of 1920s era sans-serifs like Futura, where "Type, like architecture, like the organization of society itself, was to be reduced to its bare, efficient essentials, rid of undesirable, local or ethnic elements." This theme was found frequently in Depression-era type in both North America and Europe, particularly Germany. This simplification of type is characterized by Frere-Jones as "not the kind of letter a type designer would make. It's the kind of letter an engineer would make. It was born outside the type design in some other world and has a very distinct flavor from that." Reviews of Gotham focus on its identity as something both American and specific to New York City. According to David Dunlap of The New York Times, Gotham "deliberately evokes the blocky nononsense, unselfconscious architectural lettering that dominated the [New York] streetscape from the 1930's through the 1960's." Andrew Romano of Newsweek concurs. "Unlike other sans serif typefaces, it's not German, it's not French, it's not Swiss," he said. "It's very American." According to Frere-Jones, Gotham wouldn't have happened without the GQ commission. "The humanist and the geometric […] had already been thoroughly staked out and developed by past designers. I didn't think anything new could have been found there, but luckily for me (and the client), I was mistaken."

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Gotham has found its way into other commercial media, as well. Coca-Cola, television shows Maury and Saturday Night Live, the Tribeca Film Festival, the Qwest advertisements, and the Georgia Governor's Office of Customer Service have all used Gotham in logos. The Georgia state government cited Gotham's "clean, fresh lines" and variations that "offer a variety of options for use in all marketing, advertising and signage applications" as reason for its use. Starbucks used the typeface in conjunction with the 2008 Presidential election to advertise an offer of free coffee to people who vote. Gotham has also been used by Yahoo's website as well as The Criterion Collection's. Gotham has also been used by Rite Aid Pharmacy, Banana Republic, Crest dental hygiene products, and Smirnoff Cocktails. The Malaysian Astro network uses Gotham for most of its text.

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Frere-Jones said about the typeface when it was released in 2002: "With Gotham’s origin—and my own stubborn opinions—I think that anywhere in the suburban sprawl would be the worst place for it: advertising for featureless subdivisions, the specials board at the Exit 23 Dairy Queen, bumper stickers that say ‘I [heart] my SUV’ and so on." A customized version of Gotham is the font used for the new logo of United Continental Holdings, replacing the previous font of Continental Airlines, called Monotype Perpetua and the corporate font of United Airlines.

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For the record, Caleb, my paranoid fantasies do NOT involve any level of government whatsoever since, well, you know, the Fed isn't actually a government agency. And those aren't paranoid fantasies at all, I prefer the term "pornography" but maybe that's just me. Now if only I could find a place that rents black helicopters so we can reenact the scene where the big dirty Fed kidnaps me at my office and interrogates me in a dingy room while punishing me for my bad, bad potty mouth. *fapfapfap* my friend. Fuck, I'm in accounting, I need all the excitement I can get.

Gotham Bold Italic 8 / 10 pt For the record, Caleb, my paranoid fantasies do NOT involve any level of government whatsoever since, well, you know, the Fed isn't actually a government agency. And those aren't paranoid fantasies at all, I prefer the term "pornography" but maybe that's just me. Now if only I could find a place that rents black helicopters so we can reenact the scene where the big dirty Fed kidnaps me at my office and interrogates me in a dingy room while punishing me for my bad, bad potty mouth. *fapfapfap* my friend. Fuck, I'm in accounting, I need all the excitement I can get.

Gotham Black Italic 8 / 10 pt For the record, Caleb, my paranoid fantasies do NOT involve any level of government whatsoever since, well, you know, the Fed isn't actually a government agency. And those aren't paranoid fantasies at all, I prefer the term "pornography" but maybe that's just me. Now if only I could find a place that rents black helicopters so we can reenact the scene where the big dirty Fed kidnaps me at my office and interrogates me in a dingy room while punishing me for my bad, bad potty mouth. *fapfapfap* my friend. Fuck, I'm in accounting, I need all the excitement I can get.

Gotham Book 8 / 10 pt For the record, Caleb, my paranoid fantasies do NOT involve any level of government whatsoever since, well, you know, the Fed isn't actually a government agency. And those aren't paranoid fantasies at all, I prefer the term "pornography" but maybe that's just me. Now if only I could find a place that rents black helicopters so we can reenact the scene where the big dirty Fed kidnaps me at my office and interrogates me in a dingy room while punishing me for my bad, bad potty mouth. *fapfapfap* my friend. Fuck, I'm in accounting, I need all the excitement I can get.

Gotham Medium 8 / 10 pt For the record, Caleb, my paranoid fantasies do NOT involve any level of government whatsoever since, well, you know, the Fed isn't actually a government agency. And those aren't paranoid fantasies at all, I prefer the term "pornography" but maybe that's just me. Now if only I could find a place that rents black helicopters so we can reenact the scene where the big dirty Fed kidnaps me at my office and interrogates me in a dingy room while punishing me for my bad, bad potty mouth. *fapfapfap* my friend. Fuck, I'm in accounting, I need all the excitement I can get.

Gotham Bold 8 / 10 pt For the record, Caleb, my paranoid fantasies do NOT involve any level of government whatsoever since, well, you know, the Fed isn't actually a government agency. And those aren't paranoid fantasies at all, I prefer the term "pornography" but maybe that's just me. Now if only I could find a place that rents black helicopters so we can reenact the scene where the big dirty Fed kidnaps me at my office and interrogates me in a dingy room while punishing me for my bad, bad potty mouth. *fapfapfap* my friend. Fuck, I'm in accounting, I need all the excitement I can get.

Gotham Black 8 / 10 pt For the record, Caleb, my paranoid fantasies do NOT involve any level of government whatsoever since, well, you know, the Fed isn't actually a government agency. And those aren't paranoid fantasies at all, I prefer the term "pornography" but maybe that's just me. Now if only I could find a place that rents black helicopters so we can reenact the scene where the big dirty Fed kidnaps me at my office and interrogates me in a dingy room while punishing me for my bad, bad potty mouth. *fapfapfap* my friend. Fuck, I'm in accounting, I need all the excitement I can get.

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