from HAIRSPRAY Music by MARC SHAIMAN
Lyrics by MARC SHAIMAN and SCOn WITTMAN
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my God,
girl's d-,her blind or
I
was "Miss Bal - ti -
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how times
time seemed
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have changed! This
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halt
when
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frick - in'
act.
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that
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for
I
damn Shir-ley Tern-pie stole
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the
crown's in
the
vault from
when
I
won "Miss
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Crabs.
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their cups,
but
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broads
thought
they'd win
if
a
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plate they would
spin
in
Not
their dance.
a-blaze.
while
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par - ing
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i
souf-fids!
bell-ing
chance! 'Cause
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high Cs
pre
trip - le
som-er- sault
was how
I
and
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a
clinched "Miss
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but
fart dropped dead.
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left
tons
of
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mon - ey.
So
I
bought this
sta - tion
so
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all
of
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Fm7b5/G
the
na
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could
see
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mfw.
i. so.
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>, my dear,
so shon
and stout,
you'll
nev-er be "in." So we're i—3
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t-
1 kick - ing
you
out! You can't
gel
past
me
kid.
But it
is - n't
your fault.
It's
11
hard
to
get
rid
of
"Miss
Bal
more
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ex - alt,
'cause
I
was "Miss Bal - ti - more
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sfz
Crabs!".