Miss_Baltimore_Crabs

from HAIRSPRAY Music by MARC SHAIMAN

Lyrics by MARC SHAIMAN and SCOn WITTMAN

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my God,

girl's d-,her blind or

I

was "Miss Bal - ti -

con, - p,eIe . ly

de - ranged. Ah, but

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how times

time seemed

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have changed! This

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halt

when

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frick - in'

act.

me

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for

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damn Shir-ley Tern-pie stole

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the

crown's in

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vault from

when

I

won "Miss

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their cups,

but

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judg - es. Those

broads

thought

they'd win

if

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plate they would

spin

in

Not

their dance.

a-blaze.

while

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souf-fids!

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chance! 'Cause

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but

fart dropped dead.

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I

bought this

sta - tion

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all

of

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could

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>, my dear,

so shon

and stout,

you'll

nev-er be "in." So we're i—3

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1 kick - ing

you

out! You can't

gel

past

me

kid.

But it

is - n't

your fault.

It's

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hard

to

get

rid

of

"Miss

Bal

more

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ex - alt,

'cause

I

was "Miss Bal - ti - more

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sfz

Crabs!".