Miss_Baltimore_Crabs

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from HAIRSPRAY Music by MARC SHAIMAN

Lyrics by MARC SHAIMAN and SCOn WITTMAN

An aggressive beguine Fm(add2)

tr

C7g

C7|ÂŤ VELMA:

Fm

Fm6

my God,

girl's d-,her blind or

I

was "Miss Bal - ti -

con, - p,eIe . ly

de - ranged. Ah, but

Fm(maj7)

how times

time seemed

Fm

have changed! This

10

halt

when


97

Child

-

hood dreams

Db9lll

I .1

frick - in'

act.

me

"were cracked when

that

Gm7b5

Db9

^ MJ my

for

I

damn Shir-ley Tern-pie stole

C7b9

C7sus

B7

C7

I IJ J .1 J J J Ij J J J J j

But

the

crown's in

the

vault from

when

I

won "Miss

Bal

-

ti - more

f v\ f r r "t 1

J

>

J Db6/Eb

Bbm7

F7

Fm

ij J J J, Those

Crabs.

poor run-ner-ups

J.U J J J J ji might still hold some grudg-cs They

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U

«»

pad - ded

<

D7g

F9

Cm7

J

1 i J IJ

«r

their cups,

but

I screwed the

i^

judg - es. Those

broads

thought

they'd win

if

a


98

G7b9/D G7/D

Dl>9

Dl>9

C9

C7b9

G7b5/Db

C7

C7b9

-3

plate they would

spin

in

Not

their dance.

a-blaze.

while

Gm7b5

par - ing

#

i

souf-fids!

bell-ing

chance! 'Cause

I

high Cs

pre

trip - le

som-er- sault

was how

I

and

C7b9

C7sus

j J'J J J1L

But that

a

clinched "Miss

Bal - ti - more

3-

ir;

l

>

-:

I

p^r

r

f Bbm7

f Bbm7/Eb i

so

Ddim/Eb

J-—.

r— 3-

cud-dly and fun-ny. The

i

3

i

3

.1'


99 Cro7

^ old

but

fart dropped dead.

Ab9

Ab9/D

F9

left

tons

of

j

j i j j j j j j

mon - ey.

So

I

bought this

sta - tion

so

9 G7

all

of

Cbmoj7/G

Fm7b5/G

the

na

C+/G

-

tion

-J-

Dl>7

C7

could

see

Ba - by

-3

JJTI

Abm6

Eb7

mfw.

i. so.

Abm(maj7)

Abtn

E9(tfll)

E9

>, my dear,

so shon

and stout,

you'll

nev-er be "in." So we're i—3

J'W ■

t-

1 kick - ing

you

out! You can't

gel

past

me

kid.

But it

is - n't

your fault.

It's

11


hard

to

get

rid

of

"Miss

Bal

more

-3

m bow and

ex - alt,

'cause

I

was "Miss Bal - ti - more

tr

^

tr

5

sfz

Crabs!".


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