please_dont_touch_me

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ELIZABETH; Freddy, I know that you're a virgin...

FREDERICK: Yes, a virgin and proud of it!

For me, science has always come first.

ELIZABETH:... and as every guy in New York knows I come first, too.

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wits!

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N.C. ELIZABETH:

Please!

Keep your

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off

Please

don't

WOMEN & MEN:

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won t

touch you!

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