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ELIZABETH; Freddy, I know that you're a virgin... FREDERICK: Yes, a virgin and proud of it! For me, science has always come first. ELIZABETH:... and as every guy in New York knows I come first, too.
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slug us 'til we ny.
Do not
throb us 'til you rob us of our
wits!
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you,
we
won't stroke
you
c • ven ,n your wi.d-est dreams, don',
'til
we're
just
dare to touch our Uts!
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touch
tits.
tits.
our
tits.
tits.
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to
touch- our
lils.
tits.
to
touch
our
tits.
tits.
tits.
to
touch
our
tits.
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please.
please!
Please, MEN:
We're
please,
please!
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on
our
knees.
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N.C. ELIZABETH:
Please!
Keep your
hands
off
Please
don't
WOMEN & MEN:
We
won t
touch you!
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