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Pool promise With the 2022 federal election campaign officially underway, big money promises are being announced.

Incumbent Labor MP Mark Dreyfus was at Jack Grut Reserve in Mordialloc last week to promise funding for a new aquatic centre. See story page 4.

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Ratepayers cover legal costs for Cove hearing Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au KINGSTON ratepayers will cover the cost of legal fees incurred by a developer at a VCAT hearing into plans for the Endeavour Cove precinct in Patterson Lakes.

Kingston mayor Steve Staikos says that council and the developer have come to a legal settlement which will

prevent the development of some areas at the Cove site. Development in areas where council approved permits in 2018 will be halted for two years.

Council has agreed to pay $60,000 in ratepayer funding towards the developer’s legal fees. Cr Staikos said that paying the fees will “avoid a potentially lengthy, costly and uncertain legal hearing”.

“This two-year hold will ensure that the planned development does not pro-

ceed until council and the state government introduce necessary changes to the planning controls to the area,” Cr Staikos said.

The Endeavour Cove precinct is by the Patterson River marina and The Cove Hotel. The saga of the site’s development spans back to 1988 when initial plans were first formed. In 1994 the City of Chelsea approved development plans for the site, which changed considerably in the years that fol-

lowed. An Ombudsman investigation into planning decisions made at the site found that council approved plans for a three-storey development in 1999, a 40-lot subdivision in 2003, a five storey development in 2005, a four-storey development in 2009, two five-storey buildings in 2011, a rezoning in 2012, a six-storey building in 2013, and three multi-storey developments in 2018 (“Incompetence balmed for council’s Cove decisions” The News 20/10/21).

Earlier this year council undertook public consultation to help shape future changes to the planning controls at the site.

In a statement, Kingston Council says it has made an application to the planning minister for “interim planning controls to protect the area until more permanent planning changes can be made.”

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Prime Minister locks in election date A DATE has been set for the 2022 federal election.

Voters will head to the polls this year on 21 May. Prime Minister Scott Morrison visited the Governor-General on Sunday to call the election.

As of 11 April, seven candidates have nominated to run in the seat of Isaacs. The seat is currently held by Labor with a 6.5 per cent margin, and hasn’t been won by the Liberals since the 1993 election.

Incumbent Labor MP Mark Dreyfus is running again. He has been the member for Isaacs since 2007.

Former Bridge Hotel operator Robbie Beaton is the Liberal candidate.

Alex Breskin, a software engineer, is running for The Greens.

The other candidates for Isaacs are Boris Sokiransky for Pauline Hanson’s One Nation, Scott McCamish for the United Australia Party, Sarah O’Donnell for the Liberal Democrats, and Alix Livingstone for the Animal Justice Party.

Mark Dreyfus easily retained the seat at the 2019 election after the Liberals disendorsed their own candidate during the middle of the campaign (“Dreyfus increases majority in Isaacs” The News 22/5/2019).

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INCUMBENT Labor MP for Isaacs Mark Dreyfus (left) and Liberal candidate for Isaacs Robbie Beaton (right). Picture: Supplied

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Labor promises pool project cash splash

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LABOR will spend $20 million on a new pool facility in the Kingston municipality if it wins the upcoming federal election.

Isaacs MP Mark Dreyfus made the announcement last week. He said that the funding would “enable the council to deliver a full sized 50-metre pool, instead of the originally proposed 25-metre length. This will complement the learn to swim pool, water play area, and importantly the warm water therapy pool.”

“The 50-metre Olympic-sized pool will be a significant drawcard for the new centre. This commitment confirms that under an Albanese Labor Government, I will continue to deliver for all the communities across

my electorate of Isaacs,” he said.

Kingston Council began investigating sites for a new pool after Don Tatnell Leisure Centre in Parkdale was permanently closed in 2020.

Specialists engaged by council to investigate sites identified a parcel of land at 1-7 Wells Road in Mordialloc as the best option for a new aquatic centre, but said it could cost council $14.6 million to purchase it.

The report commissioned by council stated that the total cost of building a new aquatic centre could be between $40 million and $50 million (“Preferred site for new pool revealed” The News 19/1/22).

Kingston mayor Steve Staikos welcomed the funding announce-

ment from federal Labor. “This is Kingston’s largest ever building project, so I was ecstatic to hear that Mr Dreyfus, the federal member for Isaacs, was all-in with the pool,” he said. “This election commitment will significantly boost council’s plans to deliver the new district level aquatic and leisure centre for the community.”

The 2022 federal election will be held on 21 May. LABOR MP Mark Dreyfus with Kingston Council representative at Jack Grut Reserve, near council’s preferred site for a new pool.

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Mordialloc property charge reintroduced

PART of the Cove precinct in Patterson Lakes. Picture: Gary Sissons

Council works on changes to Cove planning controls Continued from page 1 “The interim request seeks to deliver greater clarity for the community, the developer, and the council, and responds directly to council’s internal review of previous planning decisions, and the investigation undertaken by the Victorian Ombudsman into planning matters at Endeavour Cove,” the statement read.

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“The proposed interim controls will offer greater clarity and certainty for the community around sensitive issues such as parking, height controls and overall development outcomes.

“A permanent planning scheme amendment has also been submitted to Minister Wynne for authorisation, together with this interim request, to secure long-term planning certainty

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at the site. Council reinforced the importance of undertaking the planning scheme amendment work, which will involve widespread community engagement, in establishing permanent planning controls for the precinct.”

To read more about the process visit yourkingstonyoursay.com.au/ endeavour-cove-planning-schemeproposed

A CHARGE on commercial properties in Mordialloc will be reintroduced starting from July.

Kingston Council has decided to reimplement a levy on some properties designated as commercial within Mordialloc. Most of the properties affected are on Main Street.

The Mordialloc Special Charge Scheme will be in place for seven years, from 1 July 2022 to 30 June 2029. The report prepared by council officers reads that $416,850 will be raised over the course of the scheme.

The levy will fund projects and initiatives to be chosen by the Mordialloc Traders Association. The report prepared by council officers reads “the scheme, levied on all retail and commercial properties in the Mordialloc Main Street Precinct, was first introduced on 1 July 2004 for an initial term of five years. Subsequent renewals occurred in 2009 for five years and 2014 for a further seven years. The most recent scheme period expired on 30 June 2021. The Mordialloc Traders Association placed the renewal on hold for the 2021-2022 financial year due to the challenging trading conditions brought about by the COVID-19 pandemic.”

Council says that no objections to the plan were received during the public consultation period. “The scheme will provide a special benefit to the businesses required to pay the special charge and the property owners,” the council officer’s report read. “The long-term viability of the Mordialloc Main Street Precinct as a retail and commercial area will be enhanced through increased economic activity [and] the value of properties included in the scheme, their

desirability as leasing propositions, and their general image and stature will be maintained and enhanced.”

In a letter to council, Mordialloc Traders Association President Megan Thornton said that the charge would help promote local businesses. “As they are working so incredibly hard, many of these businesses do not have the time, funds or energy to put into marketing themselves at the moment and this is where the MTA come in.

Not only have we just hired a new and dynamic marketing manager, we have launched a brand-new website, launched a new social media campaign and are rolling out at least four times as many events in 2022 as any other year previously. This will all be achieved with approximately the same budget as previous, as we have only raised the special levy charge minimally.”

Brodie Cowburn PROPERTIES in red are affected by the Mordialloc Special Charge Scheme. Picture: Supplied

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Learner busted A LEARNER driver has had his car impounded after allegedly being caught speeding while driving without an instructor.

Police pulled over the car on Tootal Road in Dingley Village last month after clocking it driving at 75 kmph in a 60 zone.

Police allege the driver, a 39-year-old Springvale man, could only show them a learner’s permit and did not have an accompanying driver with him.

The car was impounded at a cost of $950. The man alleged to be driving will face Moorabbin Magistrates Court at a later date.

POLICE impound a car in Dingley Village.

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Frankston man dead A FRANKSTON man died after colliding with a tree in Pearcedale last week.

At around 1.20pm on 3 April, emergency services were alerted to a car which had struck a tree on Baxter-Tooradin Road. They arrived and took the 64-year-old driver to hospital, but he died from his injuries.

Investigators are looking into the cause of the crash. They have asked anyone who witnessed it to call Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.

Drone found in Chelsea A DRONE was found in Chelsea Reserve last November.

Police are seeking the owner of the drone so they can return it.

Anyone with information about the drone’s owner can contact Constable Emily PleiterStarvaggi at Chelsea Police on 8773 3200.

Kayak needs collecting A KAYAK has been found after being left unattended at a Mordialloc Beach.

Mordialloc Police Station is holding onto the kayak (pictured below) and is trying to reunite it with its owner.

Anyone who can provide proof of ownership can contact Mordialloc Police Station on 9588 2988 and quote the property reference number 202202-S-0901.

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Private hospital to undergo major change Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au FRANKSTON Private Hospital is being converted into a public surgery centre.

The state government announced the change last week. The hospital is expected to be operating as a public surgery centre sometime next year.

The state government hopes that by the time it is fully operational, the hospital will have the capacity to support up to 9,000 public patients per year. Deputy Premier James Merlino said that the change will help clear up the backlog of surgeries building up in Victoria because of the COVID-19 pandemic.

“The pandemic has been really tough on everyone, but nothing matters more than the health of our loved ones. We’ve got a plan to make sure every Victorian family gets the care they deserve,” Mr Merlino said “This plan will see record numbers of Victorians get the surgeries they need, while making sure our frontline workforce is supported.”

Once converted, the Frankston Private Hospital facility will make COVID catch-up care its focus.

Two new theatres are expected to be constructed by early next year to help the hospital keep up with demand.

In a statement, Peninsula Health confirmed it is working on the project.

“We will be working towards transforming Frankston Private Hospital for public surgery, with the capacity to support up to 9,000 patients per year once fully operational in 2023.

As such, the facility will be focused on COVID-19 catch up care, meaning that tens of thousands of patients throughout the next four years will get the treatment they need faster and closer to home,” Peninsula Health said.

“For Peninsula Health, this will result in expanding our surgical services, providing more options for those in our community awaiting surgery. We have a strong existing relationship with the Frankston Private team and look forward to building closer ties with Frankston Private across our growing surgical services group. We can also confirm that existing patients at both services will be unaffected by this announcement.”

Frankston Private Hospital was opened in 2017 after the amalgamation of Frankston Private Day Surgery and Peninsula Oncology Centre. It is operated by Heathscope.

Frankston Private Hospital was contacted for comment.

Health minister Martin Foley has called on the federal government to spend more to help Victorian hospitals catch up on surgery delays.

“We’re making sure more Victorians get the care they need with a gamechanging investment, while the Prime Minister once again fails to show up for Victorians and refuses to go 50/50 on health costs,” he said.

“We’ve seen COVID disrupt care and cancel surgeries for people right across the country, while our hardworking nurses and doctors have put everything into caring for the most critical patients.”

FRANKSTON Private Hospital. Picture: Yanni

Pool upgrade needed to ‘ensure safety’ - mayor AN upgrade of Pines Forest Aquatic Centre would mean more access to swimming lessons and reduce the risk of kids drowning, the Frankston mayor says.

The mayor Nathan Conroy said last week that drownings in Victoria this year are the highest in two decades, and that making swimming lessons more accessible would help to make the water a safer place.

“Swimming lessons have multiple benefits and provide foundation skills for children to get into other activities such as surfing, fishing and boating which is particularly important given Frankston’s location right on Port Phillip Bay,” he said.

“Young children are particularly at risk and that’s why we need to ensure residents have easy access to swimming lessons, especially around Frankston North.”

Cr Conroy said that a recent survey conducted by council found that “52 per cent of respondents felt the current opening dates [at Pines Pool] from November to March are too short and 27 per cent think opening hours for the centre should be longer. To achieve this, we need to look at updating pool infrastructure including heating as well as modern amenities such as shelters and changing rooms.

“Many people have a strong sense of nostalgia for their local municipal pool, and Pines is one of those special places.

People learnt to swim here, they bring their children here, they come down for a free Family Fun Friday or for early morning lap swim and they use it as a place to connect with their mates and family. To continue to cater to this growing demand and

ensure our children are safe around water, we need the support of the federal and state governments to help us redevelop the site for a bigger, better Pines Pool – one with more capacity and better facilities, fit for the community.”

Frankston Council is contributing $10.3 million in ratepayer funding to the $31 million redevelopment of Pines Forest Aquatic Centre at Monterey Reserve. It is seeking funding from the state and federal governments heading into this year’s elections.

The master plan for the pool redevelopment includes the construction of an eight lane 50 metre lap pool, a dedicated learn to swim pool, outdoor gym equipment, an upgraded playground, a toddler pool, and a play area with waterslides.

CHILDREN playing at Pines Pool. Picture: Supplied

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N ITV (34) 6am Morning Programs.

1.45pm Two Cars, One Night. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 On Country Kitchen. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 The 77 Percent. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Unknown Amazon. 7.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo.

8.30 Tribal. 9.25 MOVIE: Children Of Men. (2006, MA15+) 11.25 Late Programs.

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Mary And The Witch’s Flower. Continued. (2017, PG) 7.50 Dean Spanley. (2008, PG) 9.40 Belle And Sebastian 2. (2015, PG, French) 11.30 I Am Not A Witch. (2017, M) 1.15pm The Thief Of Bagdad. (1940, PG) 3.15 Goal! (2005, PG) 5.25 Beauty And The Beast. (2014, PG, French) 7.30 Captain Fantastic. (2016, M) 9.40 Hotel Artemis. (2018, MA15+) 11.25 Gotti. (2018, MA15+) 1.25am Late Programs.

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

10.00 NFL 100 Greatest. 11.00 America’s Game.

Noon Pawn Stars. 1.00 American Pickers. 2.00 Barter Kings. 3.00 Bushfire Wars. 4.00 Fish’n Mates. 4.30 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Shipping Wars.

5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers.

7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 MOVIE: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1. (2010, M) 10.30 MOVIE: Innerspace. (1987, PG) 1am Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon Soapbox Racing. Red Bull Series. Replay. 1.00 Peaking. 1.50 LEGO Masters. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond.

5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 Survivor 42.

9.30 MOVIE: The Usual Suspects. (1995, MA15+) 11.40 Young Sheldon. 12.05am Below Deck Mediterranean. 1.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 What’s Up Down Under. 8.30 NBL Slam. 9.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 The Love Boat. Noon Star Trek. 1.00 Jake And The Fatman.

2.00 JAG. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat.

4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Bull. 10.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.30 NCIS. 12.30am Home Shopping.

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SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

CONSUMER ADVICE (P) Pre-school (C) Children (PG) Parental Guidance Recommended (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (R) Repeat (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence.

Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News – TV Guide

13 April 2022

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Friday, April 15 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 Gardening Aust. (R) 7.00 News. 9.30 Back Roads. (R) 10.00 Q+A. (R) 11.10 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 12.00 News. 12.30 The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo 2019. (R) 2.05 Father Brown. (PG, R) 2.50 Grand Designs Aust. (R) 3.40 Escape From The City. (R) 4.40 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 5.55 Spicks And Specks Reunion Special. (PG, R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 12.00 Arabic News F24 First Edition. 12.30 ABC World News Tonight With David Muir. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw Bitesize. (R) 2.10 Watergate. (PGa, R) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize.

(R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. 4.10 The Architecture The Railways Built. (R) 5.00 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. News, sport and weather.

10.00 The Morning Show. (PG) The latest news and views.

11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 Royal Children’s Hospital Good Friday Appeal. (PG) Coverage of the Good Friday Appeal.

4.00 Football. AFL. Round 5. North Melbourne v Western Bulldogs.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Sincerely, Yours, Truly. (2019, PGa) 1.45 Explore. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 Bold. (PG, R) 8.00 Luca’s Key Ingredient.

(R) 8.30 The Dog House Australia. (PGa, R) 9.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R) 1.00 The Living Room. (R) 2.00 Ent. Tonight.

2.30 Everyday Gourmet. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First.

7.00 ABC News On Good Friday.

A looks at the day’s top stories.

7.30 Gardening Australia. Costa Georgiadis meets a young gardener.

8.30 Smother. (Mal) Val and her three daughters are stunned to see “liar” scrawled in lipstick across the mirror.

9.25 Grantchester. (Final, Ma, R) Will seeks distraction from his troubles by helping Geordie investigate the murder of a young man.

10.10 ABC Late News. Detailed coverage of the day’s events.

10.40 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (M, R) 11.10 Tomorrow Tonight. (PG, R) 11.40 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Britain’s Secret Islands. (PG) 8.30 The World’s Most Scenic Railway Journeys. (PG) Highlights of the world’s most scenic railway journeys.

9.20 Secrets Of The Royal Palaces. (PG) Takes a look at the design of Balmoral Castle.

10.20 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

(Mals, R) 11.10 In Therapy. (PGa, R) 11.40 La Unidad. (MA15+av) 1.35 The Killing. (Mv, R) 3.55 VICE Guide To Film. (Malv, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News Morning.

7.00 Seven News.

7.30 Royal Children’s Hospital Good Friday Appeal. (PG) Coverage of the annual Good Friday Appeal to help raise funds for The Royal Children’s Hospital.

11.30 MOVIE: Blow. (2001, MA15+dv, R) Based on a true story. A small town hoodlum rises to become America’s cocaine king during the hedonistic ’80s. Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Franka Potente.

2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R) Three contestants go head-to-head in a test of brain power for the chance to win $1 million.

5.00 NBC Today. News and current affairs.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Escape To The Chateau. Dick and Angel transform a granary store.

8.35 MOVIE: Ben-Hur. (2016, Mv, R) A prince is forced into slavery, but returns years later to enact revenge on those who stripped him of everything. Jack Huston, Toby Kebbell, Rodrigo Santoro.

11.00 MOVIE: Closed Circuit.

(2013, Mvl, R) A terrorism trial reunites ex-lovers. Eric Bana.

12.45 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 A Current Affair. (R)

6.30 The Project. The hosts and guest panellists take a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics.

7.30 The Living Room. In a Good Friday special, the team provide the lowdown on some Easter treats.

8.30 To Be Advised.

10.40 Would I Lie To You? Australia.

(PGs, R) Two teams go head-to-head in a battle of wits that has them trying to fool the opposition.

11.40 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news and events.

12.40 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Late-night talk show.

1.30 Home Shopping. (R)

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Catie’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Hard Quiz. 8.30 MOVIE: The Child In Time. (2017, M) 10.00 Black Mirror.

10.55 MOVIE: The Six: Titanic’s Last Secret. (2020, PG) Midnight QI. 12.30 Parks And Recreation. 1.10 Black Comedy. 1.40 ABC News Update. 1.45 Close.

5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Guess How Much I Love You. 5.25 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Huang’s World. 1.40 Basketball. Euroleague.

Second Semi-Final. CSKA Moscow v Anadolu Efes Istanbul. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting.

6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Hoarders. 9.20 Atlanta. 9.50 Sexplora. 10.20 Day Of The Dead.

11.10 Instinctive Desires. Midnight News. 12.55 Fear The Walking Dead. 2.40 Late Programs.

7TWO (72)

6am Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness.

1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 All The Things.

2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Coastwatch Oz. 5.00 Escape To The Country. 6.00 Bargain Hunt.

7.00 Better Homes. 8.30 Escape To The Perfect Town. 9.30 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages.

10.40 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

Noon World’s Greatest Natural Icons. 1.10 Explore.

1.15 MOVIE: Carry On Spying. (1964) 3.00 Rugby League. NRL. Round 6. South Sydney Rabbitohs v Canterbury Bulldogs. 6.00 Customs. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 6.

Penrith Panthers v Brisbane Broncos. 9.55 Golden Point. 10.35 MOVIE: Training Day. (2001, MA15+) 1am Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 NBL Slam. 7.30 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon To Be Advised. 1.00 The Middle.

1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.00 Nancy Drew.

Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

Noon Motor Racing. Supercars Championship.

Round 3. Melbourne Super400. Day 3. Highlights.

1.00 Picked Off. 2.00 Barter Kings. 3.00 Bushfire Wars. 4.00 Timbersports. 4.30 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Shipping Wars. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 MOVIE: Palm Beach. (2019, M) 9.40 MOVIE: Executive Decision. (1996, M) 12.25am Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon LEGO Masters. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 MOVIE: Home. (2015, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Hop. (2011) 9.30 MOVIE: Evan Almighty. (2007) 11.30 Weird Science. Midnight Young, Dumb And Banged Up In The Sun. 1.00 Kardashians. 2.50 Mike Tyson Mysteries. 3.00 Bakugan: Armored Alliance. 3.30 Ninjago. 4.00 TV Shop. 5.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 8.30 Reel Action.

9.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 The Love Boat. Noon Star Trek. 1.00 Jake And The Fatman. 2.00 JAG. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation.

6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. 10.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.

12.30am Shopping. 2.00 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

2pm Shortland St. 2.30 On Country Kitchen. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales.

4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 NITV News: Nula. 6.00 Bamay.

6.40 Unknown Amazon. 7.30 MOVIE: Hunt For The Wilderpeople. (2016, PG) 9.15 Bedtime Stories. 9.25 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 10.15 On The Road. 11.15 Late Programs.

Morning Programs. 6.50 Beauty And The Beast.

(2014, PG, French) 8.55 Goal! (2005, PG) 11.05 Storm Boy. (1976, PG) 12.45pm Feel The Beat.

(2018, M, Swedish) 2.25 Jour De Fete. (1949, French) 3.55 Moomins On The Riviera. (2014, PG) 5.20 About Elly. (2009, PG, Persian) 7.30 Kill The Messenger. (2014, M) 9.35 American Gangster.

(2007, MA15+) 12.30am Late Programs.

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Saturday, April 16 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast.

9.00 Rage. (PG) 12.00 ABC News At Noon.

12.30 Midsomer Murders. (Mv, R) 2.00 Grantchester. (Final, Ma, R) 2.45 Father Brown. (PG, R) 3.35 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 4.30 Landline. (R) 5.15 Easter In Australia. (PG, R) 6.05 Judi Dench’s Wild Borneo Adventure. (R) 7.00 ABC News.

7.30 Father Brown. (Mav) An innocent man is framed.

8.15 Unforgotten. (Mal) Cassie and Sunny get closer to the truth of what happened to Walsh after interviewing two of the suspects again.

9.05 Troppo. (Malv, R) Amanda takes a huge risk by playing Twist and Bryce off against each other, and discovers the truth about a friend’s death.

10.05 Call The Midwife. (Md, R) Sister Julienne takes matters in hand.

11.05 Victoria. (PG, R) 11.55 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)

6.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 Small Business Secrets. (PG, R) 2.30 Cycling. UCI World Tour.

Amstel Women’s Gold Race. Highlights. 3.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Amstel Men’s Gold Race. Highlights. 3.30 Figure Skating. ISU World Championships. Part three. 5.00 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw Bitesize. (R) 5.05 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 5.35 The Secret History Of World War II. (PGa, R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Celebrity Letters And Numbers.

(M) Hosted by Michael Hing.

8.30 Titanic: Dead Reckoning.

(PGa, R) Explores claims that a vessel failed to come to the aid of the RMS Titanic when it was sinking.

9.30 Cycling. UCI World Tour. ParisRoubaix. Women’s race. From France.

12.30 MOVIE: The Young Victoria.

(2009, PGsv, R, , Canada) 2.25 MOVIE: Blue Jasmine. (2013, Mal, R) 4.15 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+anv, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News Morning.

6.00 NBC Today.

7.00 Weekend Sunrise.

10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend.

(PG) Highlights from the past week.

12.00 Horse Racing. All Aged Stakes Day. 5.00 Seven News At 5.

5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R) Narrated by Grant Bowler.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Football. AFL. Round 5. Melbourne v GWS Giants. From the MCG. 10.30 AFL Post-Game Show.

A wrap-up of the game, including panel discussion and interviews, with access to players, coaches and staff.

11.00 MOVIE: V For Vendetta.

(2005, MA15+lv, R) A woman is recruited by a masked freedom fighter to help him bring down a totalitarian government.

Natalie Portman, Hugo Weaving.

2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 It’s Academic. (R) Hosted by Simon Reeve.

5.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) A look at locations that highlight living well.

6.00 Easy Eats. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today.

10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Surfing Australia TV. (PG) 12.30 The Rebound.

1.00 Great Australian Detour. 1.30 Outback & Under. (PG) 2.00 Frozen The Musical: Bringing Broadway To Brisbane. (PG) 2.30 MOVIE: Grumpy Old Men. (1993, PGls, R) Jack Lemmon. 4.30 The Garden Gurus. 5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Getaway. (PG) 6.00 Nine News Saturday.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Space Invaders. (PG) The team help three sisters.

8.30 MOVIE: Bridget Jones’s Baby.

(2016, Mls, R) Forty-something and single, Bridget Jones becomes pregnant, but is unsure about who the father is. Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Patrick Dempsey.

10.55 MOVIE: The Break-Up. (2006, Mls, R) A woman attempts to make her ex jealous. Jennifer Aniston.

1.00 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Wesley Impact With Stu Cameron. (PG)

6.00 GCBC. (R) 6.30 Leading The Way. 7.00 Escape Fishing. (R) 7.30 What’s Up Down Under. (R) 8.00 Left Off The Map. (R) 8.30 Pooches At Play. (R) 9.00 Freshly Picked. (R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 4x4 Adventures. (R) 1.00 The Offroad Adventure Show. 2.00 All 4 Adventure. (PGal, R) 3.00 What’s Up Down Under. (Return) 3.30 The Living Room. (R) 4.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 5.00 News.

6.00 Bondi Rescue. (PGal, R) With Australia’s East Coast devastated by extreme heat, drought and scorched by fires, three new lifeguards, Bondi locals Dylan, Chase and Noah, join the team as they deal with all manner of troubles.

7.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 24.

Newcastle Jets v Melbourne Victory.

From McDonald Jones Stadium, NSW. 10.00 Ambulance Australia. (Madl, R) Follows NSW Ambulance’s Sydney operations as they deal with cases involving a pregnant woman who goes into labour at home, a car accident, a worksite explosion, and a terminally ill patient.

12.00 Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 Hour Of Power. Religious program.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey.

7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Melbourne Comedy Festival: Allstars Supershow. 9.30 Sammy J. 9.35 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 10.20 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 11.05 Gavin & Stacey. 11.30 Schitt’s Creek. 11.55 Archer. 12.20am Year Of The Rabbit.

(Final) 12.45 The Young Offenders. 1.10 Australia Remastered. 2.10 Close. 5.00 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Hunting Hitler. 1.40 One Burning Question.

1.50 If You Are The One. 2.50 Over The Black Dot. 3.20 Yokayi Footy. 4.15 WorldWatch. 5.45 Insight.

6.45 Extreme Food Phobics. 7.35 Impossible Engineering. (Final) 8.35 Secrets Of America’s Shadow Government. 9.25 Devoured. (Premiere) 10.20 Small Town Secrets. 11.10 Sorry For Your Loss. 11.45 Late Programs.

7TWO (72)

6am Shopping. 8.30 Travel Oz. 10.00 Australia’s Best Backyards. 10.30 1 Man And A Bike. 11.00 Bargain Hunt. Noon Weekender.

12.30 Creek To Coast. 1.00 House Of Wellness.

2.00 Coastal Railways With Julie Walters. 4.00 Dog Patrol. 4.30 Inside The Crown: Secrets Of The Royals. 5.30 Dr Harry’s Animal Encounters. 6.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 8.30 I Escaped To The Country.

9.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

8.30 TV Shop. 10.00 My Favorite Martian. 10.30 Edgar Wallace Mysteries. 11.50 The Baron. 1pm MOVIE: It Shouldn’t Happen To A Vet. (1976) 3.00 MOVIE: The Ten Commandments. (1956) 7.30 Rugby Union. Super Rugby Pacific. Round 9.

Western Force v NSW Waratahs. 9.45 Super Rugby Pacific Post-Match. 10.00 MOVIE: Young Guns.

(1988, M) 12.10am Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens.

8.00 Frasier. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Big Bang Theory. 11.00 The King Of Queens. Noon The Big Bang Theory. 1.00 Friends. 2.00 Frasier. 3.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.15 Friends.

12.15am Home Shopping. 1.45 Mom. 3.05 The Big Bang Theory. 3.30 Nancy Drew. 4.30 Home Shopping.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

1pm Blokesworld. 1.30 The Food Dude. 2.00 Portland Charter Boat Wars. 2.30 Wheelburn. 3.00 Rides Down Under: Workshop Wars. 4.00 Pawn Stars UK. 4.30 Shipping Wars. 5.00 Storage Wars: TX. 5.30 American Pickers. 6.30 AFL Pre-Game.

7.00 Border Security. 7.30 MOVIE: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2. (2011, M) 10.00 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

1pm MOVIE: My Little Pony: A New Generation.

(2021, PG) 3.00 Ultimate Rush. 3.30 A1: Highway Patrol. 4.30 LEGO Masters. 5.45 MOVIE: Aliens In The Attic. (2009, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Bumblebee.

(2018, M) 9.45 MOVIE: In Time. (2011, M) Midnight Young, Dumb And Banged Up In The Sun. 1.00 Kardashians. 2.50 Mike Tyson Mysteries. 3.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

9.00 The Doctors. 10.00 Bondi Rescue. 11.00 The Love Boat. Noon Star Trek: The Next Generation.

2.00 Pooches At Play. 2.30 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 3.30 Buy To Build. 4.00 Bondi Rescue.

4.30 Truck Hunters. 5.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 5.30 Scorpion. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: New Orleans.

10.20 NCIS. 11.20 Blue Bloods. 12.15am CSI. 1.10 48 Hours. 2.10 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

11.45 Four Faces Of The Moon. Noon Unknown Amazon. 12.50 Road Open. 1.00 Hockey. WA Men’s Premier League. 2.30 Hockey. WA Women’s Premier League. 4.00 Soccer. Scottish Women’s Premier League. 5.50 VICE Sports. 6.20 First People’s Kitchen. 6.50 News. 7.00 The South Sydney Story. 7.30 Bears: The Ultimate Survivors.

8.30 Ella Fitzgerald. 10.40 Late Programs.

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Goal! Continued. (2005, PG) 6.40 Jour De Fete.

(1949, French) 8.10 Black Narcissus. (1947, PG) 10.05 About Elly. (2009, PG, Persian) 12.15pm The Other Side Of Hope. (2017, M, Finnish) 2.10 Beauty And The Beast. (2014, PG, French) 4.15 Arthur And The Two Worlds War. (2010, PG) 6.10 Fried Green Tomatoes. (1991, PG) 8.30 The Tree Of Life. (2011, PG) 11.05 Late Programs.

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Sunday, April 17 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast.

9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Offsiders. 10.30 The World This Week. (R) 11.00 Compass. (R) 11.30 Songs Of Praise. 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 Landline. 1.30 Gardening Australia. (R) 2.30 Pope Francis Easter Vigil.

4.00 The Cook And The Chef. (R) 4.30 Tomorrow Tonight. (PG, R) 5.00 Art Works.

(R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow.

6.00 WorldWatch. 8.10 Filipino News. 8.40 French News TV5MONDE. 9.30 Greek News.

10.30 German News. 11.00 Spanish News.

11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24 First Edition. 12.30 ABC World News Tonight With David Muir. 1.00 Speedweek. 3.00 AusMoto Show. 3.30 Sportswoman. 4.00 Sportswoman 2022. 4.30 The Rising. 5.30 French Castles: Defying The Nazis. (PG)

6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise.

10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) 1.00 Surveillance Oz. (PG, R) 1.30 Border Security: International. (PGad) 2.00 Football. VFL. Round 4. Port Melbourne v Essendon. From ETU Stadium, Melbourne. 5.00 Seven News At 5. 5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R)

6.00 Easter Sunrise With Wesley Mission.

(PG) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 The AFL Sunday Footy Show. (PG) 12.00 Sports Sunday. (PG) 1.00 Motor Racing. Targa High Country. 1.30 Visions Of Greatness. (PG, R) 2.30 Bondi Lifeguard World Adventures. (PG) 3.00 Spy In The Wild. (PGa, R) 4.00 Space Invaders. (PG, R) 5.00 News: First At Five.

5.30 Postcards. (PG)

6.00 Mass. 6.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 7.00 Joseph Prince. 7.30 Joel Osteen. 8.00 The Offroad Adventure Show. (R) 9.00 Luca’s Key Ingredient. 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 The Living Room. (R) 1.00 Left Off The Map. (R) 1.30 Freshly Picked. (R) 2.00 The Dog House Australia. (PGa, R) 3.00 Everyday Gourmet.

(R) 3.30 GCBC. (R) 4.00 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.30 Taste Of Australia. (Return) 5.00 News.

6.30 Compass: Perspective Shift. (R) Explores the lives of people with disabilities.

7.00 ABC News Sunday.

7.40 Grand Designs. (Return, Ml) Kevin McCloud meets a couple constructing a family home inspired by the local landscape.

8.30 Troppo. (Final, Malv) Uncovering the truth about Park’s death brings little comfort for Ted and Amanda.

9.25 Killing Eve. (Final) 10.10 Harrow. (Mav, R) Fern goes missing.

11.00 Top Of The Lake: China Girl.

(MA15+as, R) Mary reconnects with Puss.

12.05 Les Norton. (Mdlsv, R) 2.45 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 5.00 Insiders. (R)

6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Norfolk Island With Ray Martin.

(PG) Ray Martin explores Norfolk Island.

8.30 Titanic: Genesis Of A Giant. (PG) With contributions from experts, along with material from the archives of the White Star Line, the many ingenious innovations that went into the design and construction of the RMS Titanic are explored.

9.30 Cycling. UCI World Tour. ParisRoubaix. Men’s race. From France.

1.45 Planet Expedition. (PG, R) 3.45 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+av, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News Morning.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Hey Hey It’s 100 Years.

(PG) Hosted by Daryl Somers.

9.00 MOVIE: The Sapphires.

(2012, PGalsv, R) During the ’60s, four talented Aboriginal singers learn about love, friendship and war. Miranda Tapsell, Deborah Mailman, Jessica Mauboy.

11.00 The Blacklist. (M, R) Ressler asks Park for a favour.

1.00 Cleaning Up. (Ma, R) 3.00 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News Sunday.

7.00 60 Minutes. Current affairs program.

8.00 Janet Jackson. (Mal) Part 2 of 2.

10.00 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.

10.30 Australian Crime Stories: The Vampire Gigolo. (MA15+as, R) 11.30 Manhunt: The Wests. (MA15+av) 12.20 Ultimate Rush. (Ml, R) 12.50 The Garden Gurus. (R) 1.20 Talking Honey. (PG) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition.

5.30 Today.

6.30 The Sunday Project. Panellists dissect, digest and reconstitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

7.30 The Graham Norton Show.

(Final, Ml) Compilation of highlights from the series featuring Adele, Kenneth Branagh and many more.

8.30 FBI. When a young couple is found murdered in a New York City park, the team searches for a suspect linked to the drug trade. Scola decides to turn over a new leaf when it comes to his relationships.

11.30 The Sunday Project. (R) A look at the day’s news.

12.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. Morning news and talk show.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey.

7.30 Compass. 8.00 You Can’t Ask That. 8.35 Louis Theroux: A Place For Paedophiles. 9.35 A Dog’s World With Tony Armstrong. (Final) 10.35 Tate Britain’s Great British Walks. (Final) 11.20 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 12.05am MOVIE: The Child In Time. (2017, M) 1.35 ABC News Update.

1.40 Close. 5.00 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Forged In Fire. 1.30 If You Are The One. 3.30 WorldWatch. 3.55 Insight. 4.55 Australia In Colour.

5.50 Speed With Guy Martin. 6.50 Lost Gold Of World War II. 7.35 50 Years Of Mr. Men & Little Miss.

8.30 The Gig Is Up. 10.10 Best Undressed. 11.10 Framed. 1.10am MOVIE: Get The Gringo. (2012, MA15+) 3.00 Thai News. 3.30 Bangla News. 4.00 Punjabi News. 4.30 Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs.

10.00 House Of Wellness. 11.00 NBC Today. Noon The Yorkshire Vet. 2.00 All The Things. 2.30 The Great Australian Doorstep. 3.00 I Escaped To The Country. 4.00 Escape To The Country. 6.00 Motorway Patrol. 7.00 Border Security. 8.30 Railroad Australia. 9.30 Hornby: A Model Empire.

10.30 Great Scenic Railway Journeys. 11.10 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

11.00 NRL Sunday Footy Show. 1pm World’s Greatest Islands. 2.00 Garden Gurus. 2.30 Getaway. 3.00 Rugby League. NRL. Round 6. St George Illawarra Dragons v Newcastle Knights.

6.00 Customs. 6.30 Desert Vet. 7.30 David Attenborough’s Seven Worlds, One Planet. 8.40 MOVIE: Mary Queen Of Scots. (2018, MA15+) 11.05 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am NBL Slam. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Neighbours. 10.30 The Middle. 11.00 NBL Next Stars. 1pm Basketball.

NBL. Round 20. South East Melbourne Phoenix v Tasmania JackJumpers. 3.00 Basketball. NBL. Round 20. Sydney Kings v Adelaide 36ers. 5.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Friends.

Midnight Shopping. 1.30 MOVIE: Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. (2005, PG) 3.40 Late Programs.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

10.00 Hook, Line And Sinker. 11.00 Fishing. IFS Championships Tri Series. Replay. 11.30 Step Outside. Noon The Fishing Show By AFN. 1.00 Big Angry Fish. 2.00 Hook Me Up! 3.00 ITM Fishing Show. 4.15 Fishing Addiction. 5.15 MOVIE: Wild Wild West. (1999, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: U.S. Marshals.

(1998, M) 10.10 MOVIE: The Shining. (1980, MA15+) 1.10am Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

1.30pm Surfing Australia TV. 2.00 LEGO Masters.

5.15 MOVIE: Combat Wombat. (2020, PG) 7.00 MOVIE: Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

(1971) 9.00 MOVIE: The Hitman’s Bodyguard.

(2017, MA15+) 11.20 Allegiance. 12.20am Kardashians. 2.10 The Sex Clinic. 3.00 Power Rangers Dino Charge. 3.30 Thunderbirds. 4.30 Teen Titans Go! 4.50 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Shopping. 7.30 Key Of David. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Healthy Homes Aust. 9.30 Hotels By Design. 10.00 Bondi Rescue.

10.30 Reel Action. 11.00 Escape Fishing. 11.30 4x4 Adventures. 12.30pm Buy To Build. 1.00 Pooches At Play. 1.30 Scorpion. 3.30 Truck Hunters. 4.30 What’s Up Down Under. 5.00 I Fish. 5.30 Beyond The Fire. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.15 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

11.00 Football. CAFL. 12.30pm W Series: Driven.

1.00 Soccer. Serie A Femminile. 2.45 Rugby League.

NRL NT. 4.15 Softball. SA Premier League. 5.45 Power To The People. 6.15 News. 6.25 Wild New Zealand. 7.35 True North Calling. 8.35 MOVIE: Long Time Coming: A 1955 Baseball Story. (2018) 10.15 Pariah: The Lives And Deaths Of Sonny Liston. 11.50 Late Programs.

Morning Programs. 7.10 Fried Green Tomatoes.

(1991, PG) 9.30 Moomins On The Riviera. (2014, PG) 10.55 Jour De Fete. (1949, French) 12.25pm The Last Egg. (2016, M, Vietnamese) 2.10 The Tree Of Life. (2011, PG) 4.40 Black Narcissus. (1947, PG) 6.35 Girl With A Pearl Earring. (2003, PG) 8.30 Eye In The Sky. (2007, M, Cantonese) 10.15 Higher Ground. (2011, M) 12.15am Late Programs.

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SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

6.00 Gardening Australia. (R) 7.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Landline. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Victoria. (PG, R) 1.45 Smother. (Mal, R) 2.50 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R) 3.40 Escape From The City.

(R) 4.40 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Northern Lights Adventure. (R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Anh’s Brush With Fame: Layne Beachley. (PG, R) Anh Do paints Layne Beachley.

8.30 Attenborough And The Mammoth Graveyard. A look at a mammoth graveyard.

9.30 Surviving Extinction. (R) A look at efforts to save five species.

10.00 ABC Late News.

10.30 Q+A. (R) 11.35 Keeping Faith. (Ml, R) 12.35 Les Norton.

(Madl, R) 2.20 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 12.30 ABC World News Tonight With David Muir. 1.00 Al Jazeera Newshour Second Edition. 2.00 The Interviewer. (R) 2.15 Watergate. (PGa, R) 3.05 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 3.35 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.45 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG, R) 4.15 The Architecture The Railways Built. (R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Britain By Beach. (PG) 8.30 Secrets Of The Tower Of London. (PG) A look at the Tower of London.

9.25 24 Hours In Emergency: Pressure Point. (M, R) 10.20 SBS World News Late. 10.50 Beneath The Surface. (MA15+a) 12.00 Tin Star. (Final, MA15+lv) 12.55 Miniseries: The Salisbury Poisonings. (Mal, R) 4.25 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+sv, R) 4.55 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News Morning.

6.00 Sunrise. News, sport and weather.

10.00 The Morning Show. (PG) The latest news and views.

11.30 Athletics. Stawell Gift.

2.30 AFL Pre-Game Show.

Pre-game coverage of the match.

3.00 Football. AFL. Round 5. Hawthorn v Geelong. From the MCG.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Catie’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 To Be Advised. 8.20 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 9.10 Restoration Australia. 10.10 The Greek Islands With Julia Bradbury. (Final) 10.30 State Of The Union. 10.55 QI. 11.25 Whose Line Is It Anyway?

11.45 Parks And Recreation. 12.30am Black Comedy. 1.00 ABC News Update. 1.15 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon My Extreme Life. 12.50 Forged In Fire. 3.20 Dead Set On Life. 3.50 WorldWatch. 5.10 Shortland St. 5.40 Joy Of Painting. (Return) 6.10 Abandoned Engineering. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Question Team. 9.25 Taskmaster. 10.20 Devilsdorp. 11.30 How Sex Changed The World. 1.10am VICE. 1.45 Fear The Walking Dead. 2.35 Late Programs.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am The

6am Morning Programs.

2pm Shortland St. 2.30 On Country Kitchen.

3.00 Jarjums. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories.

5.30 APTN National News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 News. 6.50 Unknown Amazon. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 Living Black. 9.00 Karla Grant Presents First School At Middle Beach. 9.30 Colony. 11.10 Late Programs.

Tree Of Life. Continued. (2011, PG) 7.45 Girl With A Pearl Earring. (2003, PG) 9.40 Arthur And The Two Worlds War. (2010, PG) 11.35 Before We Vanish.

(2017, M, Japanese) 1.55pm Fried Green Tomatoes.

(1991, PG) 4.20 Goal! 2: Living The Dream. (2007, PG) 6.25 Florence Foster Jenkins. m(2016, PG) 8.30 Fanny’s Journey. (2016, M, French) 10.20 Beanpole.

(2019, MA15+, Russian) 12.50am Late Programs.

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TEN (10)

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Now Add Honey. (2015, PGadlnsv, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 LEGO Masters. (Return, PG) Hosted by Hamish Blake.

9.15 To Be Advised.

10.15 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.

10.45 Footy Classified. (M) Footy experts tackle the AFL’s big issues.

11.45 Bluff City Law. (Ma, R) 12.35 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGad, R) 1.00 Jamie’s Quick & Easy Food. (R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.

6.30 The Project.

7.30 MasterChef Australia.

(Return) Amateur cooks return to compete once more.

9.20 Would I Lie To You? Australia.

(Final, Mal) Two teams, consisting of Jimmy Rees, Casey Donovan, Annie Maynard and Nick Cody, go head-to-head in a battle of wits.

10.20 Lano And Woodley In Lano And Woodley. (Mls) A stand-up comedy performance.

11.50 The Project. (R) 12.50 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. 10.30 Better Homes And Gardens. Noon Invitation To A Royal Wedding. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Hornby: A Model Empire.

5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt.

7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 A Touch Of Frost. 10.50 Cold Case. 11.50 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop: Home Shopping. 7.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries. 7.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 9.30 Newstyle Direct.

10.00 Danoz Direct. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 MOVIE: Folly To Be Wise. (1952) 1.25pm MOVIE: The Greatest Story Ever Told. (1965) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Agatha Christie’s Partners In Crime. 8.40 Poirot. 10.40 Law & Order. 11.40 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am Basketball.

NBL. Round 20. South East Melbourne Phoenix v Tasmania JackJumpers. Replay. 8.00 Friends.

10.00 The Middle. 11.30 The Big Bang Theory.

Noon The Dog House Australia. 1.00 Friends. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier.

6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 10.30 To Be Advised. 12.20am Shopping. 1.50 Late Programs.

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9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 The A-Team.

2.00 SeaQuest DSV. 3.00 Children’s Programs.

3.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock.

6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Territory Cops. 8.30 MOVIE: Crocodile Dundee II. (1988, PG) 10.45 Young Sheldon. 11.10 Raymond. 11.40 Weird Science. 12.10am Below Deck Mediterranean. 1.10 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 24. Newcastle Jets v Melbourne Victory. Replay. 10.30 Bondi Rescue. Noon Star Trek. 1.00 Jake And The Fatman.

2.00 JAG. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat.

4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 A-League Highlights Show. 11.20 NCIS: New Orleans. 12.15am Shopping.

2.15 Late Programs.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGa) 7.30 The Voice. (Return, PG) Hosted by Sonia Kruger.

9.00 Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return To Hogwarts. (PG) The cast from the Harry Potter film series reunites to celebrate 20 years since the first film.

10.30 The Latest: Seven News.

11.00 The Resident. (Ma) A new group of interns start their first day.

12.00 Criminal Confessions: Killer Friends. (Malv, R) 1.00 Motorway Patrol. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6am Morning Programs.

Noon Million Dollar Catch. 12.30 Down East Dickering. 1.30 Motor Racing. Australia Rally Championship. Round 1. National Capital Rally. 2.30 Barter Kings. 3.30 Motorway Patrol. 4.00 Pawn Stars UK. 4.30 Shipping Wars. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 American Pickers. 8.30 MOVIE: Memphis Belle.

(1990, PG) 10.45 Late Programs.

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Tuesday, April 19 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Foreign Correspondent.

(R) 10.30 Rosie Batty’s One Plus One. (Final, R) 11.10 Grand Designs. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Unforgotten. (Mal, R) 1.45 Keeping Faith. (Ml, R) 2.50 Grand Designs Australia. (R) 3.40 Escape From The City. (R) 4.40 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Snow And Ice Special. (R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 12.00 Arabic News F24 First Edition. 12.30 ABC World News Tonight With David Muir. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Kill Off. (PGl, R) 2.15 Watergate. (PGa, R) 3.05 Living Black. (R) 3.35 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.45 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG, R) 4.15 The Architecture The Railways Built. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Royal Matchmaker. (2018, PG) 2.00 World’s Deadliest Weather: Caught On Camera. (PGa, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia. (R)

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 LEGO Masters. (PG, R) 1.45 Talking Honey. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.50 Entertainment Tonight.

3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef.

4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30. Presented by Leigh Sales.

8.00 People’s Republic Of Mallacoota: The Poisoned Chalice.

(Ml) The town’s recovery slows.

8.30 Tiny Oz. (PG) Part 1 of 3. Local artisans are challenged to recreate moments in Australia’s history in miniature.

9.35 Dinosaurs Of The Frozen Continent. Part 1 of 2.

10.25 ABC Late News.

10.40 The Business. (R) 10.55 To Be Advised.

11.55 Keeping Faith. (Ms, R) 12.55 Les Norton.

(Mdlsv, R) 2.45 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Great British Railway Journeys: Potters Bar To Cardington. (PG) 8.30 Insight. Presented by Kumi Taguchi.

9.30 Dateline. A look at a housing scheme in Italy.

10.00 The Feed.

10.30 SBS World News Late.

11.00 The Point. (R) 11.30 Thin Blue Line. (MA15+avw) 1.40 Blood. (Madlv, R) 4.25 VICE Guide To Film.

(MA15+ahv, R) 4.50 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature.

5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News Morning.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGas) 7.30 The Voice. (PG) Hosted

by Sonia Kruger.

9.00 The Good Doctor. (Return, M) Shaun and Lea’s upcoming engagement party has everyone in a festive mood.

10.00 The Rookie. (M) A severed hand washes up on a beach.

11.00 The Latest: Seven News.

11.30 The Resident. (M) 12.30 The School Of Stammers. (PGa, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 LEGO Masters. (PGl) Hosted by Hamish Blake.

8.50 The Thing About Pam. (Premiere, Mdv) After a woman is found murdered in her home, her husband becomes the prime suspect.

9.50 To Be Advised.

10.50 Nine News Late.

11.20 Mr Mayor. (PG) 11.45 Murdered By Morning. (MA15+av, R) 12.35 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.

7.30 MasterChef Australia. The cooks are involved in a service challenge.

9.10 NCIS. It has been a tough few months for the team, who are still settling in with new team leader Special Agent Alden Parker.

10.10 NCIS: Los Angeles. (Mav) The unit probes the death of a photographer.

11.10 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news and events.

12.10 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Catie’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? 8.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8.55 State Of The Union.

9.15 Gavin & Stacey. 9.45 Schitt’s Creek. 10.10 The Office. 10.40 Black Books. 11.05 Defending The Guilty. 11.35 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.20am Parks And Recreation. 1.00 Black Comedy. 1.30 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Forged In Fire. 2.25 Game Of Bros. 2.55 Video Game Show. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.10 Shortland St. 5.40 Joy Of Painting. 6.10 Abandoned Engineering.

7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Alone: The Beast. 10.10 Adam Ruins Everything. 10.35 Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over.

11.25 The Bad Kids. (Final) 12.10am F*ck, That’s Delicious: Classics. 12.40 Late Programs.

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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Desert Vet. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Creek To Coast. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Queen Of The World.

5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt.

7.30 Pie In The Sky. 8.30 Foyle’s War. 10.40 Cold Case. 12.45am Liar. 5.00 Million Dollar Minute.

5.30 James Robison.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz.

10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Bondi Vet: Coast To Coast. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: The Small Back Room. (1949, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 New Tricks. 8.40 The Closer. 9.40 Rizzoli & Isles. 10.40 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens.

8.00 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle.

11.00 Frasier. Noon The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Seinfeld. 2.30 Becker. 3.00 The King Of Queens.

4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 10.30 To Be Advised. 12.10am Late Programs.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

1pm Million Dollar Catch. 2.00 Barter Kings. 3.00 Big Easy Motors. 3.30 Motorway Patrol. 4.00 Motor Racing. Austn Top Fuel C’ship. H’lights. 5.00 Wheelburn. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Highway Patrol.

8.30 Outback Truckers: Best Of. (Return) 9.30 Outback Truckers. 10.30 Train Truckers. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 The A-Team. 2.00 SeaQuest DSV. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock.

4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Kalgoorlie Cops.

8.30 MOVIE: Sherlock Holmes. (2009, M) 11.05 Young Sheldon. 11.30 Raymond. Midnight Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 A-League Highlights Show. 9.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 The Love Boat. Noon Star Trek. 1.00 Jake And The Fatman. 2.00 JAG. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue.

7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Bull. 10.25 NCIS: New Orleans.

12.15am Shopping. 2.15 MOVIE: The Expendables 3. (2014, M) 4.40 I Fish. 5.10 ST: Next Gen.

6am Morning Programs.

2pm Shortland St. 2.30 On Country Kitchen. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales.

4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Indian Country Today. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Unknown Amazon. 7.30 The Point. 8.00 Wellington Paranormal. 8.30 Over The Black Dot. 9.00 Letterkenny. 10.00 Gomorrah.

11.00 Late Programs.

Florence Foster Jenkins. Continued. (2016, PG) 8.00 Goal! 2: Living The Dream. (2007, PG) 10.05 In Harmony. (2015, M, French) 11.40 Eye In The Sky. (2007, M, Cantonese) 1.20pm The Salvation. (2014, M) 3.00 Girl With A Pearl Earring. (2003, PG) 4.55 Finding Graceland. (1998, PG) 6.45 Death Defying Acts. (2007, PG) 8.30 Betrayed. (2020, MA15+, Norwegian) 10.50 Late Programs.

ADJUSTABLE MASSAGE BED by

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SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News. 9.00 News. 10.00 Attenborough And The Mammoth Graveyard. (R) 11.00 Scottish Vets Down Under. (PG, R) 11.30 People’s Republic Of Mallacoota. (PG, R) 12.00 News. 12.30 Press Club. 1.40 Media Watch. (PG, R) 1.55 Keeping Faith. (Ms, R) 2.55 Grand Designs Aust. (R) 4.00 Escape From The City. (R) 4.55 Movin’ To The Country. (R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Hard Quiz. (PG) Presented

by Tom Gleeson.

8.30 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (Final, M) Hosted by Shaun Micallef.

9.00 Tomorrow Tonight. (PG) Hosted by Annabel Crabb.

9.30 Melbourne Comedy Festival Allstars Supershow. Part 2 of 2.

10.30 ABC Late News.

10.45 The Business. (R) 11.05 Killing Eve. (Final, R) 11.50 Keeping Faith. (PG, R) 12.50 Les Norton.

(Malv, R) 2.30 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 9.30 Greek News. 10.30 German News. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24 First Edition. 12.30 ABC World News Tonight With David Muir. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Dateline. (R) 2.30 Insight. (R) 3.30 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG, R) 4.00 Saving Notre Dame. (PGan, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Tony Robinson: Britain’s Greatest River: Port Of London Authority. (PG) 8.30 Rise Of The Nazis: Dictators At War: The Home Front. (M) Facing defeat on the Eastern Front, Hitler retreats.

9.35 The Responder. (Final, MA15+) Chris suffers a break down.

10.30 SBS World News Late. 11.00 Red Light.

(MA15+as) 12.50 The Handmaid’s Tale. (Malv, R) 1.50 The Good Fight. (Madlv, R) 2.45 The Crimson Rivers. (Mav, R) 4.35 VICE Guide To Film. (Madlv, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature.

5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News Morning.

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Love In The Vineyard. (2016, PGs, R) 2.00 World’s Deadliest Weather: Caught On Camera. (PGa, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia. (R) 6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGav) 7.30 The Voice. (PG) Hosted

by Sonia Kruger.

9.00 Britain’s Got Talent.

(Return, PG) Auditions begin as weird, wacky and wonderful acts compete in front of celebrity judges.

10.25 The Latest: Seven News.

10.55 Autopsy USA: Luther Vandross.

(M) A look at the death of Luther Vandross.

12.00 Splitting Up Together. (PGas, R) 1.00 The Goldbergs. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 LEGO Masters. (PGl, R) 1.20 Getaway. (PG, R) 1.50 Talking Honey. (PGa) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R) 6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 LEGO Masters. (PG) Hosted by Hamish Blake.

8.50 The Thing About Pam. (Mav) Pam becomes a source of support.

9.50 Botched. (Mamn, R) Paul helps a woman fix her nose.

10.50 Footy Classified. (M) 11.50 Nine News Late. 12.15 Grand Hotel. (Ma, R) 1.00 Hello SA. (PG) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair.

(R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.40 Entertainment Tonight.

3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef.

4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.

7.30 MasterChef Australia.

The contestants are split into four teams.

8.40 First Dates Australia. Singles in search of love are brought together at a restaurant for a blind first date.

9.40 Bull. (Ma) The founder of a trial consulting firm uses psychology and technology to win cases for his clients.

10.40 This Is Us. (PGa) Fractures arise in Kate and Toby’s marriage.

11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Catie’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Anh’s Brush With Fame. 8.00 Art Works. 8.30 MOVIE: Romeo & Juliet. (2021, M) 10.05 Finding The Archibald. (Final) 11.05 Keeping Australia Safe. (Final) 12.05am Louis Theroux: A Place For Paedophiles. 1.10 The Set. 1.40 Parks And Recreation. 2.25 Black Comedy. (Final) 2.55 Close.

5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Forged In Fire Latin America. 1.40 Noisey.

2.30 One Burning Question. 2.40 Child Genius.

3.40 WorldWatch. 5.05 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista.

5.15 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Abandoned Engineering. 7.10 Cycling. UCI Women’s World Tour. Flèche Wallonne Féminine. From Belgium. 8.30 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. 9.30 Jeopardy! 10.00 Late Programs.

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6am Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Jabba’s School Holiday Movies. 12.30 Jabba’s Movies. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Heathrow. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 The Coroner.

8.30 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries. 9.30 Frankie Drake Mysteries. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo.

7.30 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Explore. 2.00 Bondi Vet: Coast To Coast. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 Explore. 3.40 MOVIE: Watch Your Stern. (1960, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow.

7.30 As Time Goes By. 8.50 Midsomer Murders.

10.50 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon To Be Advised. 1.00 The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Friends. 2.30 NBL Slam. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.35 To Be Advised. 11.45 Late Programs.

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Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 The A-Team.

2.00 SeaQuest DSV. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show.

7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Kalgoorlie Cops. 8.30 MOVIE: Escape Plan. (2013, MA15+) 10.45 Young Sheldon. 11.10 Raymond. 11.40 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 iFish. 8.30 iFish Summer Series. 9.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 The Love Boat.

Noon Star Trek. 1.00 Jake And The Fatman. 2.00 JAG. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue.

7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 10.20 FBI. 12.10am Home Shopping. 2.10 NCIS: New Orleans.

3.10 The Love Boat. 4.05 ST: Next Gen.

6am Morning Programs.

1.30pm Songs From The Inside. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 On Country Kitchen. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Te Ao With Moana. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Undiscovered Vistas. 7.30 High Arctic Haulers. 8.30 Yokayi Footy. 9.25 MOVIE: Long Time Coming: A 1955 Baseball Story. (2018) 10.55 Late Programs.

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Morning Programs. 7.10 Death Defying Acts. (2007, PG) 8.55 Finding Graceland. (1998, PG) 10.45 Phoenix. (2014, M, German) 12.35pm Fanny’s Journey. (2016, M, French) 2.25 Florence Foster Jenkins. (2016, PG) 4.30 The Ash Lad 2. (2019, PG, Norwegian) 6.25 Finding Your Feet. (2017, PG) 8.30 Journey’s End. (2017, M) 10.30 Berenshtein. (2021, MA15+, Russian) 12.35am Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs.

10.00 NFL 100 Greatest. 11.00 America’s Game.

Noon Train Truckers. 1.00 Graveyard Carz. 2.00 No Man’s Land. 3.00 Big Easy Motors. 3.30 Motorway Patrol. 4.00 Fish’n Mates. 4.30 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Portland Charter Boat Wars. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars.

8.30 MOVIE: Alien: Covenant. (2017, MA15+) 11.00 Late Programs.

THE MEANING OF EXISTENCE... AND OTHER SHORT STORIES

Why Frankston Urgently Needs a Thirty Metre Statue on Olivers Hill

By Stuart McCullough HEROES should be celebrated. They should be lauded, worshipped and generally adored, close up as well as from afar. If they’re not already on a pedestal, then one should be provided to them pronto. Because heroes, I feel, are wonderful. Their achievements put a ‘spring’ into a life of otherwise flatfooted drudgery; they fill our lungs with breath so that we can proclaim their general magnificence.

Frankston has produced it’s fair share of heroes. Stanley Melbourne Bruce, who was the eighth Prime Minister of this country until, in a somewhat unfortunate twist, he became the first sitting PM to lose his seat at an election.

Stanley then went on to a productive career as a bouncer at the 21st Century Dance Club on Thursdays to Sundays.

Frankston also produced the fabulously named Sir Harold W. Clapp who ran the railways for nearly twenty years and introduced mind-blowing innovations to locomotive transport such as air-conditioned carriages. I, for one, am grateful.

But while the city has produced a laudable crop of political and locomotive heavyweights, it’s the arts where it really comes into its own. The King of Australian television, Graham Kennedy, chose to live in Frankston. He could have lived anywhere, but chose here. Perhaps he’d got wind of the crystal light display at the Frankston cinema and simply had to see it for himself. Joan Lindsey – author of Picnic At Hanging Rock – also lived in Frankston; although rumours that the first draft was based at Arthur’s Seat have never been confirmed.

The exceptional Toni Watson (better

known as ‘Tones and I’) who achieved the extraordinary by topping the charts in almost every country on earth but, for reasons that will never be fully understood, was given the ‘Meat Loaf

slot’ at the AFL Grand Final, is also from Frankston. The list of local heroes is almost endless. And yet, some of the most amazing legends ever produced by this fair city have failed to get

the recognition they so richly deserve. I speak, of course, of Johnny Logan.

I was going to say ‘for those unfamiliar with his work’ but, I suspect, there’s no one who’d fit that description. Whether you’re willing to admit it or not, Johnny Logan is buried deep inside your subconscious, like a repressed traumatic memory, ready to emerge at the least opportune moment.

If the name ‘Johnny Logan’ doesn’t ring a bell of any kind, then it’s only fair I disclose that he’s also known by another name. Specifically, he’s also known as ‘Mr. Eurovision.’

On the off chance you’ve been living in the wilderness for the past seventy odd years, Eurovision is ostensibly a songwriting competition that doubles as a test of endurance. Essentially, it’s a chance for European nations to produce a piece execrable easy listening music, generally performed by someone dressed like a total lunatic and to gang up on whoever England decides to send. (They never get any votes. It’s sort of cruel, actually.)

Into this musical minefield, filled with the wreckage of power ballads gone wrong and continental technovomit, strode Johnny Logan like an absolute colossus. How, you might ask, does someone from Frankston end up at Eurovision? Simple. Johnny Logan was born in Frankston whilst his Irish parents were out here on tour and before you could say ‘chrome gnome’, he was away back to Ireland.

Johnny competed in 1980, performing the song ‘What’s Another Year?’ with such power that, along with his oversized lapels, it crushed all who dared stand in his way. So powerful, in fact, that he didn’t even bother get-

ting up from his bar stool until about the three minute mark; just after a saxophone solo so exquisitely tasteful that the instrument itself may as well have been wearing a tuxedo. A win at Eurovision is an extraordinary feat, far beyond the Nobel Peace Prize but perhaps slightly short of earning the Coach’s encouragement award at the Tyabb Under-9s Junior Football Club.

But he didn’t stop there.

In 1984, Johnny Logan wrote a song that someone else performed that came second. In 1987, dressed head to toe in white like some intergalactic goal umpire, Johnny Logan performed his signature hit ‘Hold Me Now’, producing one of the most dramatic moments in Eurovision history, when he crouched down, knees bent, voice dripping with emotion as he strained for the high notes. An unstoppable force, he once again took out the title. You’d think that’d be enough.

Despite this, there’s nothing to celebrate the achievements of Mr. Eurovision. Not a plaque, nor a street sign. Zip. It’s no way to treat a hero. It’s time to do something about this appalling state of affairs. The campaign starts here – to build a monument to Johnny Logan.

Modelled on the ‘Christ the Redeemer’ statue overlooking Rio de Janeiro, giant Johnny Logan will sit astride Oliver’s Hill, head to toe in white and knees bent. Thirty metres of concrete Eurovision magnificence will stare out across the bay. It’ll be awesome. Sure, it’ll be incredibly expensive, but you can’t put a price on inspiration. Don’t bother trying to talk me out of it. To paraphrase Mr. Eurovision himself, you couldn’t hold me (back) now if you tried. stuart@stuartmccullough.com

100 YEARS AGO THIS WEEK...

Novelty night to benefit motor ambulance fund Compiled by Cameron McCullough FLINDERS Naval Depot was under a new command on Tuesday evening, 4th April, and it was a command which was eagerly obeyed.

It was still the call of service, and in the service of charity.

The response of the Depot was unanimous. With a view to helping the fund to provide a motor ambulance for the Mornington Peninsula – a worthy object originated in Bittern – Mrs. Miller, wife of Captain Miller, Officer-Commanding Flinders Naval Depot, organised a novelty night on the above date.

Those attending on the night of the celebrations and looking upon the scene brilliantly set would form only a hazy idea of the work involved in making this result possible.

The huge Drill Hall was gaily partitioned off with a mass of flags, indicating a raid on the stores of the Signal Boatswain.

The largest portion of the Drill Hall was reserved for dancing and the spectators of the dance, the second for the card playing, and the third where the refreshments were stored and subsequently served.

Everything humanly possible was thought of and arranged for the success of the evening, and given the favour of good weather, the attendance would have been such as to make every local movement desirous of seeking financial assistance under similar fair auspices.

And a fine night was the one thing denied the organiser.

The morning broke cool and clear.

Then sprung up strong north-westerly

gales, reaching a velocity of 50 miles an hour, and blew tons of dust in all directions.

Later in the afternoon the clouds became lowering, and there was every prospect of a heavy downpour.

Thoughts of the shocking roads into the Depot after heavy rains no doubt deterred scores of district people from taking advantage of this fine outing, and the storm on Westernport was so severe that for the crowd of visitors expected from Cowes to have ventured on the turbulent waters of the bay would have been, to court sure disaster.

Thus from within the immediate district a crowd assembled sufficient to comfortably fill the Drill Hall for tile dancing and the card playing, and the programme went through merrily without a hitch.

Several novelties were introduced into the dancing, a conspicuous success being the Monte Carlo dances.

The ladies who were fortunate to be standing on the number indicated by the wheel of fortune, after the music had stopped, each received a halfpound box of chocolates.

There were two Monte Carlo dances, and four ½lb. boxes of chocolates were distributed during each dance, so that, apart from the pleasure of the dancing, eight of the ladies present received something to pleasantly remind them afterwards of the pleasure of the evening, if this was necessary.

Another great success was the balloon dance. There were prizes to the three winning couples in this dance, and the survival of the winners during the bursting of the remaining balloons

worn by the ladies was the cause of much merriment.

Incidentally, each balloon cost 6d., and thus was raised several extra shillings for the funds.

The dancing was carried out under the direction of Mr. Greening Gunner, R.N., and the music was, as, usual, of a high order.

The Depot Band, under Bandmaster Able-Seaman McCarthy, rendered good service in this direction, and Messrs. Graham and Williamson, of the Ship’s Company, who have proved their worth as pianists on many occasions, were also available, and played for several of the dances in their usual capable manner.

The euchre tournament, under the able supervision of the captain’s secretary, Mr. Pearce, Commissioned Writer. R.A.N., attracted fourteen tables of players, and the twenty tables were ultimately filled.

Much enjoyment was derived from the tournament. The winner of the lady’s prize, a silver bread fork, was Mrs. Butler, the wife of a member of the ship’s company living at Crib Point; and the gentleman’s’ prize, a silver nut cracker, was annexed by Mr. L. H. Lasseter, employed on the Depot by the Works and Railways Department.

The playing for the gentleman’s prize was very keen, four being equal for first place, and having to play off.

The lady’s booby prize, a wooden ladle, was taken by Mrs. W. H. Wilson; and the gentleman’s booby prize

by Stoker Murdock, of the ship’s company.

The prizes for the euchre, and also

for the other events of the evening were all gifts, indicating that the proper spirit actuated everyone in responding to the invitation of Mrs. Miller to assist in making the evening the enjoyable one that it turned out to be.

The Cookery School of the Depot, led by Mr. Arnold, Warrant Instructor of Cookery, R.A.N. also achieved a remarkable success in their provision of the supper said the two novelty cakes turned out by them for the Dutch auction.

One, made up in the form of a motor ambulance, with nurse in attendance, was very appropriate to the evening, and the price ran up quickly before the cake became the property of Mr. F. Stacey, junr., of Bittern.

By a remarkable coincidence, the second cake, in the form of a yule log went to Mr. Ron. Stacey.

The presentation bag of sugar was won by Mr. A. Harper, of Crib Point.

The gross takings amounted to approximately £40, and over £30 should be clear profit for the Motor Ambulance Fund.

The organiser of the Motor Ambulance Fund, Mr. J. Jack, was present, and expressed himself as extremely pleased at the enthusiasm with which the movement was assisted at the Naval Depot, which is all the more appreciated as the Depot itself is well equipped in this direction, and cannot hope to benefit by the ambulance the same as the people scattered over the wide area of country known as the Mornington Peninisula.

Mr. Jack is quite confident that the district will respond, and that the mo-

tor ambulance will be established in due course. *** THE death took place at Frankston on Tuesday afternoon last, of Mr Norman Leslie McDonald, the only son of Mr and Mrs McDonald.

The sad event while not unexpected comes as a great blow to the family who are very old and respected residents of the district, and very sincere sympathy is felt for them in their sad bereavement.

Deceased who was 22 years of age, had been ailing for some time, but it was only within the last few weeks that he took to bed.

Dr C. Maxwell was in attendance, but it soon became apparent that his case was not one that would yield to medical science and the end came as stated.

Norman was a general favorite with all who knew him, and he will be mourned by a very large circle of friends.

As far as his health would permit he entered enthusiastically in the social life of the town, was a member of the Football Club committee, and acted as financial secretary to the Frankston Caledonian Society.

The funeral took place on Wednesday afternoon, and was largely attended.

Mr W. Watkins, Presbyterian Minister, conducted the burial service, and the mortuary arrangements were carried out by Mr H. Gamble. *** From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 14 April 1922

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LETTERS

Letters - 300 words maximum and including full name, address and contact number - can be sent to The News, PO Box 588, Hastings 3915 or emailed to: team@mpnews.com.au

Jobs for those with the right ‘political genes’ Again, we are provided with evidence that the Coalition government is using our money as though it was theirs. Pork barrelling is not uncommon on both sides, although the Coalition seems to have taken it to a new level of considerable excess.

Delaying calling an election so that it can flood the airways with ads extolling their “virtues” using taxpayers’ funds is another abuse.

Now we hear of several plum jobs at exorbitant salaries being awarded to those with the “correct” political genes.

Anyone who has been involved in interviewing and employing staff will know that it is easy to choose one candidate over another. The criteria are often flexible.

Should they retain office after the election they will have provided the right people with the right credentials to continue these practices. Should they lose government, then they have again the right people to frustrate and defer any work of an opposition. Political integrity at its lowest level I believe.

Ken Norris, McCrae

Integrity questioned Cr Despi O’Connor was elected to Mornington Peninsula Shire Council for a four-year term. Since early December 2021 she has been on extended leave while she campaigns [as an independent for Flinders] in the federal election.

So, we, the ratepayers in Briars Ward, have only two councillors to represent us.

If Cr O’Connor was a Victorian or federal public servant she would have to resign from her job to campaign. I don’t see why these rules should be different for local government employees.

I have spoken to Despi about my concerns, about her being on leave from council and that I believe she should have served her four-year term as shire councillor before seeking another career.

I am concerned about this lack of loyalty and responsibility to those who elected her for her role as councillor.

Is this the “integrity” she states on her campaign leaflet?

I am very disappointed.

Georgie Stubbs, Mount Martha

Councillors’ politics I believe the Mornington Peninsula Shire Council, like many other local councils particularly in the Melbourne metropolitan area, are being taken over by politicians intent on lining their pockets with ratepayers’ money and pushing their ideological agendas.

Councillors used to be unpaid community-minded citizens who wanted to give back to their community and improve the amenity in their local areas of responsibility.

Now nothing gets fixed, such as potholes, overgrown trees and broken footpaths until you complain. Everything is outsourced, except administration, so the private contractors do the minimum required to fulfil their contract.

Prerequisites to becoming a councillor should include no affiliation with a political party, must have lived in their respective electoral zone for at least 10 years and must have been employed in a real job for at least 20years.

Get rid of the politicians and get back to genuine, community minded councillors.

William Fletcher, Somers

‘Climate’ missing Last week there appeared in our letterbox a flyer introducing Zoe McKenzie the Liberal candidate for Flinders in the

upcoming federal election.

The flyer was more interesting for what it did not contain than for what it did. There was no mention of climate change, one of the biggest if not the biggest challenge to our current way of life.

Impacts of unrestrained climate change include increasing frequency and devastation of natural disasters, floods and bush fires, and rising sea levels which is particularly relevant to our Flinders community with our extensive coast line and numerous coastal communities.

However, given the current Coalition government’s lamentable and inadequate response to the issue of climate change and its potential impact on the community of Flinders, perhaps it is not surprising that Ms McKenzie chose to ignore it.

Geoff Hilton, Mount Martha Editor: Geoff Hilton was the Labor MP for Western Port Province 2002-2006.

Political advertising The Liberal Party is certainly showing how desperate it is to salvage the seat of Flinders. Four and a half pages of ads in The News (5/4/22). Spurious claims about Labor taxes and how well they managed the COVID crisis abound.

Because the election had not been called at that stage, guess who paid for these ads? They are certainly showing how good with our money, because the ads are paid by the taxpayer. The rorting just keeps on keeping on.

Glenn Murphy, Hampton Park

MPs lack integrity The royal commissions into the Institutional abuse of children, misconduct in banking and aged care quality and safety have exposed the shocking behaviour of the institutions that are supposed to protect us.

The royal commissions highlight the fact that our political representatives have failed us.

A tertiary qualification, admirable corporate achievements and sporting prowess are admirable and typically arise from a need to achieve and a need for power. Too many of our politicians have become intoxicated with the need for power with a corresponding lack of integrity and empathy and lack of the courage to publicly challenge the party line. We need change.

Geoff Gowers, Merricks North

Time catches up Unlike the present Liberal prime minister, I am not a believer; however, I strongly believe in karma.

Sometimes, for me, it takes far too long for karma to manifest, however, when it does, be prepared for the devastation it can reap.

For instance, the current fallout of the prime ministers’ preselection in 2007.

I will be a keen observer of the possible implications, if any, this will have on the forthcoming federal election.

Denise Hassett, Mount Martha

Analysis needed Esso wants to use “the latest advanced technology“ to burn ethane and generate electricity at Long Island Point, Hastings (“Esso generators good for the environment” Letters 30/3/22).

Wouldn’t the latest technology involve using renewable energy rather than creating more carbon emissions?

This ethane project appears to transfer greenhouse gas emissions from Altona to the Mornington Peninsula.

How would this Esso project “reduce environmental impacts” on the penin-

sula? I hope EPA Victoria and Mornington Peninsula Shire Council analyse this Esso project in great detail and identify all the risks.

Maybe an environment effects statement (EES), as required for the flawed AGL gas import project, should be considered.

Dale Stohr, Crib Point

going to Mildura, Bendigo, Dubbo? No one will buy such a truck to carry fertiliser from Canberra and Spring Street to Nar Nar Goon, which is up Upwey way, because there is no hydrogen there and never will be; not this side of the Earth beginning its natural cooling down cycle again.

Brian A Mitchelson, Mornington

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Australian Treasurer Josh Frydenberg’s latest budget has to be given the thumbs up and our state and local governments should now follow his economic lead.

Cutting fuel taxes and investing more in aged care, pharmaceutical outlets, apprenticeships, and our health centres, along with tax cuts for workers and assistance to pensioners and Centrelink beneficiaries, are all needed at this time.

The biggest risk to the budget and the economy in future will be the response from our Victorian and local governments. If [Premier] Daniel Andrew’s and municipal councils don’t follow the Morrison government ‘s example and start putting up their own taxes and rates then the full potential of Josh Frydenberg’s economic benefits will be compromised.

Now would also be a good time to reduce state stamp duty on all property transactions and sales. Now would also be a good time to suspend all rates and taxes imposed by Victorian local governments for the next 12 months.

John Glazebrook, Rye

My home help has just been cancelled again.

Several friends are in the same boat.

What is going on? There appears to have been no transition planning as Mornington Peninsula Shire Council exits such support.

Is there are priority planning on the basis of need? Even a rotation?

So much for being supported to stay in my home. I have had five hours all year.

What I am timetabled for, on a supposedly fortnightly basis, is pretty basic at the best of times.

I don’t blame the staff as they have no guarantee of future jobs and are forced to leave a rapidly sinking ship.

I have severe dangerous spinal issues which include a fusion and five prolapsed disks, constant pain and post cancer surgery problems. I am unable to do simple things like changing my bed.

I can cope with the dirt, but sleeping in an unchanged bed, particularly over a hot summer? Pffft.

Barb Rimington, Balnarring

‘Priority’ none In the same edition of The News that carried my letter about Mornington Peninsula Shire advocacy priorities (“Vision 2040 missing from shire’s priorities list”) there was an article about the proposal for social/affordable housing in Capel Sound (“Neighbours fear of ‘ghetto-like’ housing” The News 5/4/22).

In the article the mayor [Cr Anthony Marsh] was reported as saying that the primary responsibility for social housing rests with the state government. He goes on to say that the council will continue to advocate to ensure a proper investment is made in social and affordable housing across the peninsula.

I have to assume from its absence in the recently adopted advocacy priority list that this issue is not high priority.

What message does it send to the state government and local residents when this issue does not make it into the shire’s top six advocacy priorities?

Nigel Munro-Smith, Mount Eliza

Priorities an exercise The reason that Vision 2040 is missing from Mornington Peninsula Shire Council’s priorities is that it was just another political feel good exercise to make us think that they cared and would do something about what they found out (“Vision 2040 missing from shire’s priorities list” Letters 5/4/22).

Joe Lenzo, Safety Beach

Hydrogen highway I noticed that state and federal governments are to build a “hydrogen highway”, Adelaide to Brisbane, for trucks powered by zeroemissions hydrogen. Where are they going to get the hydrogen? From our brown coal, of course.

After this year’s federal and Victorian elections you can expect an announcement that the Japanese brown coal-to-hydrogen trial will be expanded to full industrial scale, with specialised ships taking it from Hastings to Japan (“Fire aboard hydrogen ship” The News 5/4/22).

We must have income from selling resources - we have little else. Presumably we will be able to buy a little of this hydrogen manufactured in the Latrobe Valley.

CO2? Yes, there will be massive emissions, far more than all of the brown coal-fuelled power stations past and present put together.

The Japanese, or us, will pay a carbon credit tax to make the product green, and proceed.

The important thing is that no coal will be burnt.

Where are we going to get a fleet of hydrogen-fuelled trucks dedicated to only the Adelaide-Brisbane highway, never capable of

Trouble with tech I am very disappointed with people who have no patience with senior citizens when we need help with new technology. They rattle off information at 100 miles an hour and expect you to absorb it all in five minutes.

“Read the instruction manual”, they say.

Good luck with that. These manuals are not explicit enough and sometimes not enough diagrams.

Thankfully, I grew up in an era when everyone helped each other. We can’t all be proficient at everything. With good management and a bit of luck, you might be a senior citizen one day too.

Until then, unless you have walked several miles in our shoes, surely you can learn some patience and respect.

We are not stupid.

Shirley Higgins, Mornington

Help appreciated My heartfelt thanks to the passers-by who took care of me after I tripped and fell on the zebra-crossing near Ritchies, Mount Eliza on the morning of Thursday 31 March.

Each of us had our own reasons for being there at that moment in time yet there seemed to be a common purpose which was to ensure my well-being and give me constant reassurance pending the arrival of the ambulance. How much I appreciated that.

Thank you also to the ambulance service and to others who attended to disrupted appointments and disrupted traffic flow. Community in action.

“The kindness of strangers is ours to give and take; we shape the world with each embrace” (Don George, travel writer and editor).

Jennifer Beck, Melbourne

Pick up dog poo How about caring for the environment, the area round where we love to live and exercise? Dog owners who enjoy a nice walk around their neighbourhood and who have no regard for others should start being more responsible for their dogs defecating everywhere not even caring if it’s in the middle of a path.

What cost a roll of dog poo bags? $2? Is it too embarrassing to pick up after the crime or are they just using the neighbourhood instead of their own backyards to mess up?

On my 300 metre walk to the village shops in Balnarring I passed eight dog droppings.

It’s time Mornington Peninsula Shire Council came up with an action plan to stop this horrible behaviour and keep our beautiful Balnarring clean and fresh and inviting to enjoy.

Lynette Hall, Balnarring

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Pines stake their claim on 2022, Tyabb cop a thrashing MPNFL

By Brodie Cowburn

DIVISION ONE

PINES have fired a warning shot to the rest of the competition with a thumping win over Edithvale-Aspendale.

Pines kicked 22 goals for the day on Edithvale-Aspendale’s home turf. Their excellent showing in front of goal secured them a 10.11 (71) to 22.17 (149) win.

Sorrento also showed good goalkicking form on Saturday, scoring 20 majors to put away Frankston Bombers.

The Bombers did their best to stay within reach of the Sharks, but they were just too good. Sorrento won in front of their home crowd 20.13 (133) to 13.11 (89).

Things were much closer at Emil Madsen Reserve with Mt Eliza taking on Bonbeach.

Mt Eliza had plenty of opportunities in front of goal, but some wayward goalkicking nearly cost them.

In the end it was Mt Eliza who managed to come out on top, winning 11.16 (82) to 10.6 (66).

Jordan Rouse booted three goals for the Redlegs.

In the round’s other games, Dromana defeated Frankston YCW and Red Hill demolished Rosebud.

DIVISION TWO

Tigers tame the Stonecats: Dromana had an easy win over Frankston YCW, walking away 26 point victors. Picture: Craig Barrett

PEARCEDALE have enjoyed a 2-0 start to 2022 after recording a massive 104 point win on Saturday.

Pearcedale played host to Tyabb. The contest was never in doubt, with Pearcedale putting on a dominant display.

After a torrid afternoon for the Yabbies, they eventually fell to defeat 26.10 (166) to 8.14 (62).

Cruiz West was Pearcedale’s best. He kicked four goals to add to his three from last Sunday.

Langwarrin have also got their season off to an unbeaten start. They notched up their second win of the year by beating Chelsea on Saturday.

Langwarrin defended brilliantly all day. They conceded just three goals.

The Kangaroos won the match by 67 points - 13.11 (89) to 3.4 (22).

Things were more competitive at Hastings on Saturday, as the Blues took on Crib Point.

Just 13 points separated the two sides at the final siren. Hastings secured the win on their home ground 14.7 (91) to 11.12 (78).

Hastings’ Rhys Wilkinson was the difference on the day. He kicked four goals. Brayde Bosman contributed three majors to the total.

In other matchups Devon Meadows thumped Karingal, Somerville defeated Seaford, and Mornington got the better of Rye.

Debbie Waymouth back in the saddle HORSE RACING

By Ben Triandafillou PICNIC legend Debbie Waymouth is set to have her first ride back at Balnarring on Saturday.

The determined 66-year-old jock has gradually increased her workload after suffering a serious fall at Woolamai in January.

Waymouth, showing her trademark toughness, makes her return after recovering from nine broken ribs, a fractured sternum, collapsed lung, a hematothrorax (blood on her chest) as well as having had surgery to insert plates into her cheekbone and jaw following the fall.

Despite initial doubt about whether she’d return to riding, Waymouth has continued to exceed everyone’s expectations. She returned to riding trackwork last month and has competed in several jumpouts leading up to Saturday’s meeting.

Waymouth will have her first ride back for her daughter, Bec, who she rides almost exclusively for these

days.

“She’s fit, healthy and well. Just to see her back out there and competing is amazing in itself,” Bec Waymouth said. “Anything on top of that would come as a bonus.”

Debbie rode her first winner as a 17-year-old and has competed in the last 48 straight seasons at the picnics.

Bec says her mum’s determination to get back to race-riding shows just how much love she has for the horses and the sport as a whole.

“She loves it, loves the sport and loves the horses,” she said.

“It’s something we are all really looking forward to and it’s just a credit to her determination and resilience to get back to this stage and proves again the love she has for these horses.”

Back on the horse: Bec (left) and her mother, Debbie Waymouth, are set to combine once again at Balnarring on Saturday. Picture: Supplied Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News

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Hine hat-trick, Strikers still top SOCCER

Goals galore: Josh Hine (left) and Piers Brelsford got among the goals last weekend for Mornington and Chelsea respectively.

Pictures: John Punshon and Darryl Kennedy

By Craig MacKenzie JOSH Hine’s hat-trick and Peninsula Strikers’ unblemished record were highlights of local State League fixtures last weekend.

In State 1 Mornington got its promotion chase back on track with a 4-1 home win over Bentleigh United Cobras on Friday night.

Assistant coach Nathan Peel resigned after the previous week’s 2-0 reversal against Casey Comets so it was important for the local club to bounce back immediately.

Hine scored a second-half hat-trick and is one of the leading contenders for the league’s Golden Boot honours while John Maclean was Mornington’s other scorer.

Strikers kept their faultless State 2 record intact with a fourth straight win, this time a 2-0 success over Knox City at Ballam Park on Saturday night.

Donn Delaney’s side sits on top of the league and has surprised many observers as it has overhauled its playing personnel in the off-season and has one of the youngest squads in the competition.

Huss Chehimi put Strikers ahead in the 29th minute after Cooper Andrews’ close ball skills left opponents in his wake before he delivered a through ball from inside Strikers’ half.

Chehimi ran onto it and slotted the ball past Knox keeper Mustafa Zahir.

In the 62nd minute Callum Bradbury was cautioned twice within a few seconds and Strikers were reduced to 10 players.

But that didn’t deter them and they went further ahead shortly after.

Darcy Purcell won the ball at the back then combined with Abbas Yaqobi before crossing to the back post.

Jai Power scuffed his shot but Andrews was on hand to slam the ball home.

Skye United lost 1-0 to Doncaster Rovers at Skye Recreation Reserve last weekend.

The decisive moment came in the 93rd minute when a free-kick struck Skye defender Alex Van Heerwarden and was deflected into the top corner.

In State 3 Frankston Pines came roaring back from indifferent recent form with a convincing 4-0 away win over Noble Park United.

Given that Pines were without central defender Ryan Ratcliffe, striker Liam Baxter (both injured) and central midfielder Thomas Dunn (in Fiji for family reasons) the win was full of merit against an unbeaten opponent.

Ratcliffe and Baxter are expected to train this week while Dunn returns to Melbourne in time for Pines’ round 6 away game against Bayside

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On Saturday Pines scored twice in each half, the first from a quickly taken Dylan Waugh throw-in from the left in the 30th minute and a fine low strike from Aaran Currie.

The home side’s cause wasn’t helped four minutes later when Nikola Popetrov’s poor goalkick was met first time by Tom Hawkins who headed over a flat-footed defence to Dylan Waugh whose trusty left foot made no mistake.

Pines put the contest out of reach in the 56th minute but Currie’s penalty was saved before Hawkins tucked away the rebound to make it 3-0.

Substitute Chris Ojolo pounced on a defensive blunder in injury time then calmly slotted the ball in from close range before setting off on an elaborate goal celebration.

In State 3 Somerville’s derby fortunes took a turn for the worse when it went down 3-0 to Carlo Melino’s Chelsea at Tyabb Central Reserve on Saturday.

Piers Brelsford pounced on a goalmouth scramble in the 40th minute to give the visitors a 1-0 lead at the interval.

There was nothing scrappy about Brelsford’s second in the 65th minute courtesy of an excellent long-range strike that eluded Somerville keeper Sam Beadle.

Cramp forced Brelsford off in the 80th minute but his replacement Tom Kouroulis who usually plays at the back controlled Daniel Vella’s cross from the right in the 86th minute and lifted the ball over Beadle to complete the scoreline.

“We played really well in both halves – very different to our last match against Endeavour,” Melino said.

“I was really proud of the boys and this was a great bounce back win for us and we kept a clean sheet.”

The other State 4 clash saw Baxter go down 2-0 at home to league leader Dandenong South.

An early goal in both halves settled this and Baxter had nothing to show for its efforts especially in the second half.

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In State 5 Mount Martha staged a remarkable fightback to overturn a three-goal deficit only to lose a seven-goal thriller against Hampton Park United.

The match was played at North Seaford Reserve while Civic Reserve remains unavailable and when the scoreline was 2-0 to Hampton Park after five minutes a whitewash was looming.

Mount Martha had no answer to former Pines striker Chris L’Enclume who did as he pleased inside the attacking third.

L’Enclume made it 1-0 after two minutes when he broke onto a long ball and chested it down then unleashed a low drive that gave Mount Martha keeper Derren Elliott no chance.

Four minutes later Elliott had barely recovered when beaten by L’Enclume again.

This time the powerful striker rifled a superbly struck low drive inside the far post to make it 2-0.

L’Enclume completed his hat-trick in the 28th minute when he combined with Sebastian Castano via a slick one-two before unleashing a sweetly struck low shot that left Elliott helpless.

Slowly and methodically Mount Martha got back into the contest and captain Ethan Sanderson should have done better when heading over a Mitch Hawkins chip from the right in the 25th minute.

When Mount Martha went long and over the top to exploit Sanderson’s pace Hampton Park started to look fragile and so it proved in the 40th minute when Sanderson broke through and finished with aplomb.

Ten minutes into the second half it was 3-2 thanks to an outrageous Hawkins curler from wide left that struck the inside of the far post then went in.

Substitute Adam Martin put Sanderson through in the 79th minute and he had no problem striking the ball truly past advancing Hampton Park keeper Jack Lindsay.

It was 3-3 and as improbable as this scoreline seemed early in the contest it was Mount Martha that now looked the likely winner.

That was until it failed to deal with a long throw in the 85th minute allowing Hampton Park substitute Dylan Thomas to angle the ball first time through a group of players and inside the near post for the winner.

Here are the round 5 games to be played over Easter: THURSDAY: Mooroolbark v Skye Utd, Esther Park, 8.30pm; Frankston Pines v Whitehorse Utd, Carrum Downs Recreation Reserve, 8.30pm; FC Noble Hurricanes v Baxter, Alex Nelson Reserve, 8.30pm.

FRIDAY: Chelsea v Dandenong South, Edithvale Recreation Reserve, 8.30pm; Noble Park v Somerville Eagles, Norman Luth Reserve, 8.30pm.

SATURDAY: Langwarrin v Moreland City, Lawton Park, 3pm; Fitzroy City v Mornington, Kevin Bartlett Reserve, 6.15pm; Monbulk Rangers v Peninsula Strikers, Monbulk Regional Soccer Facility, 1pm; Aspendale v Mount Martha, Jack Grut Reserve, 3pm.

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