Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News 15 September 2021

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Tracking progress

Crews are working to lower the Frankston train line into trenches at Edithvale, Bonbeach, and Chelsea.

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Major rail line works begin again Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au MORE major works on the Frankston train line have begun.

Buses will replace trains between Mordialloc and Frankston from now until November. During that time, crews will work to lower the

Frankston line into trenches at Edithvale, Bonbeach, and Chelsea.

Level crossing removal crews removed boom gates at Edithvale Road, Chelsea Road, Argyle Avenue, and Bondi Road in July. As part of their next batch of works, LXRP workers will remove the level crossing at Swanpool Avenue in Chelsea.

Level Crossing Removal Project

and ease congestion for the community,” Mr Maguire said. “We understand the works are challenging for residents and traders, but we’re not far away now from making Edithvale, Chelsea and Bonbeach level crossing free, and opening three new train stations later this year.”

In November, the rebuilt Edithvale, Chelsea, and Bonbeach

program director Adam Maguire said that he acknowledges the bus replacements will be “challenging” for the time being.

“You can see the huge progress that has already been made on this once-in-a-lifetime project and we’d like to thank people for their patience while this important work is underway, which will boost safety

stations are expected to be open and operational.

To create the rail trenches, workers will dig out around 200,000 cubic metres of soil. Each trench will be around a kilometer long and seven metres deep. New road bridges will be constructed above the railway line.

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Boom gates gone with more still to go Continued from page 1 Edithvale, Chelsea, and Bonbeach stations closed for reconstruction on 25 July. The boom gates being removed were down for up to 40 percent of the morning peak previously.

From late September, east-west road connections will open above the Frankston line. The first to open will be at Edithvale Road.

While trains are out of operation,

shuttle buses will run every five to ten minutes.

The Level Crossing Removal Project has removed 47 crossings statewide so far, planning to reach 85 by 2025. In July, the state government confirmed it would remove level crossings on Parkers Road in Parkdale and Warrigal Road in Mentone. It is expected to build rail bridges for the projects and construct a new station at Parkdale.

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The Ritchies Story THOMAS Ritchie was born in 1834 on the Isle of Man, United Kingdom.

On November 25th 1851 he sailed from London, bound for Melbourne on the ship Isabella Watson.

The voyage took 117 days. The ship collided with Corsair Rock near Point Nepean at the heads of Port Phillip Bay and Thomas was one of the survivors (minus his cargo of shoes bound for the goldfields).

He moved to the small fishing village of Frankston in 1854 and married Margaret Kennedy in June 1856. In 1863, Thomas and Margaret Ritchie’s four children were lost in a house fire, only the baby Rose survived thanks to the local farmers who came to her rescue as the roof caved in. Thomas and Maggie never forgot this support from their community.

The Start Of Something Special In 1870, Thomas Ritchie established the first Ritchies grocery store in Bay Street (now Nepean Highway), Frankston. Ritchies was granted their first liquor licence in 1873.

On 15th September 1907, Thomas passed away aged 73 and his daughter Rose became the face of Ritchies from this point on. In 1928

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Rose retired and sold the Ritchies store to Melville Tomasetti.

On October 9, 1933 Melville moved the business across the road to 457 Nepean Highway, Frankston.

Nelson and Elsie Morris, good friends with Mr Tomasetti, took over the lease of Ritchies Stores in 1945. Ritchies first full self-service supermarket opened in 1956 in Thompson Street, Frankston.

The Modern Era In December 1971, Ritchies entered the modern era when a young supermarket professional Barry Cameron purchased the business. His family remain the major shareholders to this day, along with many staff and IGA wholesale supplier Metcash.

Barry Cameron passed away in 1984 and Peter Carson took over as managing director. Mr. Fred Harrison took over as CEO in late 1994 and the group has now grown to 76 IGA stores. He still holds this position today.

The strength of Ritchies today is its long term, past and present, loyal staff members, some having 20, 30 and even 40 years service with the company.

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The Future Ritchies is very proud of its heritage and position in Australia as the longest trading licensed supermarket group, celebrating 151 years of continuous service to their customers and local communities in 2021. * Thomas Ritchie is portayed by an actor

The total cost of Frankston line works to ratepayers is expected to be around $3 billion (“More level crossings on the chopping block” The News 3/8/21).

Digging deep: Upgrade works on the Frankston line at Chelsea.

Picture: Supplied

Residents’ say sought on stabling submission

Hard rubbish collections begin HARD waste collections have begun across the Kingston municipality.

This year’s annual free collection started in the north of the Kingston area last week. It will continue south in the next five weeks, finishing up in mid-October.

More than 60,000 households will be serviced.

To see when your suburb will have its waste collected, visit kingston.vic.gov.au/hardwaste

Freeway works continue SPRINGVALE Road will shut overnight between Wells Road and Pillars Road from this week.

The section of road will shut from 8pm to 6am between 14 September and 23 September, then between 26 September and 29 September.

While the road is closed, more work will be undertaken on the Mordialloc Freeway project.

Access to the Mornington Peninsula Freeway will be cut off while works are underway. Detours will be in place between Wells Road and Thames Promenade.

KINGSTON Council has asked for help from residents as it drafts its submission to the Suburban Rail Loop’s Environmental Effects Statement hearings.

Council has opposed the state government’s plans to put stabling for the rail loop on the site of a former landfill in Heatherton. The land had been earmarked for a regional sporting facility.

An EES process is currently underway to evaluate the plans. Kingston Council is in the process of putting together its submission, and has asked for interested community members to contribute.

Kingston councillor Hadi Saab said “we have assembled a team of experts to assist us to respond to the EES. We will also propose a range of measures and ideas to ensure we get the most favourable outcome for the community from this once-in-a-generation project, but we need the community’s input.” The mayor Steve Staikos agreed, saying that council “will work hard to advance and protect the community’s interests as best we can through the process.”

To provide feedback to council visit yourkingstonyoursay.com.au/srl-heatherton.

In late 2020, the state government confirmed that the former Delta landfill site in Heatherton was its preferred location for suburban rail loop stabling yards. Earlier this year, suburban rail loop minister Jacinta Allan said “you can’t build a turn-up-and-go rail network through Melbourne’s middle suburbs, without a facility nearby to service and clean the fleet of trains. This is the best location for the suburban rail loop train stabling, minimising compulsory acquisition of homes, businesses and parkland – and it will deliver more than 200 local jobs” (“Stabling plans spark protest” The News 17/3/21).

For more information on the EES process visit engage.vic.gov.au/srl-stage-one-ees-scopingrequirements Stable future: The proposed location of train stabling in Heatherton. Picture: Supplied

Helping hand for struggling families THE pandemic hasn’t stopped a small Seafordbased charity from helping families in crisis.

Mums Supporting Families in Need works with welfare agencies to provide essentials for families doing it tough.

The organisation provides clothing, toys, cots, prams, car seats, linen, school supplies, hampers, and food items to people who need them.

Nelida from Victorian Aboriginal Child Care Agency (pictured above) visited the charity’s warehouse last month to collect clothing, linen, and a cot which will go to a family of five in need.

To donate to the charity visit msfin.org.au/ donate

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NEWS DESK Police patrol

with Brodie Cowburn

Charges laid after guns found A MAN allegedly carrying guns in his car was arrested in Aspendale last week.

Police began pursuing a black Mercedes on the Monash Freeway near Ernst Wanke Road at around 1.50am

on 8 September. Police arrested a man shortly afterwards in Aspendale.

Police allege that they found four firearms, drugs, and cash inside the car.

A 32-year-old man from Narre War-

ren has been charged with possession of a traffickable quantity of unregistered firearms, possess category C or D longarm firearm, contravention of a Firearm Prohibition Order, possess cartridge ammunition whilst not the

holder of a licence under the Firearms Act, prohibited person possess a firearm, possess loaded firearm in a public place, trafficking commercial quantity of methylamphetamines, four counts of possess firearm with no

Drug discovery DRUGS alleged to be cocaine, ecstasy, methylamphetamine, and cannabis have been seized from a house in Carrum Downs.

Police executed a warrant at the Fairhaven Road home on 7 September. Inside they allegedly found the drugs, as well as other prescription drugs and over $20,000 in cash.

A 32-year-old woman was arrested at the house. Police later charged her with nine offences, including possess proceeds of crime, traffick drug of dependence, and possess drug of dependence.

The woman was bailed to appear at the Frankston Magistrates Court on 8 March, 2022

Alleged drunk driver A MAN was allegedly caught driving four times over the alcohol limit in Keysborough on Monday night, 13 September.

Police were called and told that a Mitsubishi Outlander had crashed into street signs at the intersection of Springvale and Cheltenham Roads at about 9.20pm. Police arrived and conducted an evidentiary breath test on the driver, which allegedly returned a reading of 0.207.

Police say they expect to charge the 37-year-old Keysborough resident with drink driving and other traffic related offences.

Anyone who saw the car has been asked by police to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or submit a confidential crime report at www.crimestoppersvic.com.au Picture: Gary Sissons

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serial number, and four counts of possess general category handgun. Police say they expect to lay more charges as well.

The man appeared at Melbourne Magistrates Court on 9 September.

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SUNDAY

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SBS WORLD MOVIES, 8.30pm

THE NEWSREADER

ABC TV, 8.30pm

Flush with flawed yet engaging characters, this excellent series pulls the curtains tonight with its final episode.

From the hustle and bustle of a Melbourne newsroom during a pivotal period of world and local news in 1986, the show has been packed with memorable moments from the headlines, but it’s the captivating mix of personalities that lingers. Tonight, will the intense and confusing relationship between newsreaders Helen (Anna Torv) and Dale (Sam Reid) be resolved?

FRIDAY

BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS

SEVEN, 7pm

When times are tough, a spot of DIY does everyone a world of good. There’s something exhilarating about using your hands and attempting to construct something that you have no skill level in – or really any clue about – that breeds feelgood adrenaline. You’ll likely never make the super-chic, minimalist Skandi bedside table that Adam Dovile joyfully whips up here, but witnessing him steadfastly build it is satisfying.

That’s one of the reasons the nation loves BH&G: it’s endlessly optimistic … and Karen Martini’s recipes can’t be beat.

THURSDAY

LION

SBS WORLD MOVIES, 5.20pm

Based on the memoir of Indian-born Australian Saroo Brierley, Lion tells the tale of Saroo, an Indian boy who gets lost on the streets of Calcutta and must try to survive before being adopted by a loving Australian family. Twenty-five years later, he sets out to find his lost family with the help of a small store of memories. Starring Dev Patel (Slumdog Millionaire) as Saroo, Nicole Kidman, David Wenham and Rooney Mara, this film is powerful and heartfelt.

From the director of Blue Valentine comes this melodrama spanning 15 years, starring Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes, along with Bradley Cooper and Ben Mendelsohn.

Mysterious Luke (Gosling) is a motorcycle stuntman who, upon returning to New York, discovers he has fathered a son with ex-lover Romina (Mendes). Running almost two-and-a-half hours, this epic film has a dreamy feel.

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Thursday, September 16 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Australian Story. (R) 10.30 Back To Nature. (R) 11.00 Decoding Danger.

(PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 1.30 Question Everything. (R) 2.00 Victoria. (R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons.

4.00 The Twist. (PG, R) 4.05 The Repair Shop.

(R) 4.50 Chopsticks Or Fork? (R) 5.05 Grand Designs Australia. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 The Rise Of The Clans. (Mav, R) 3.00 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (PG, R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. 4.10 Britain’s Most Historic Towns. (PG, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Hannah’s Law. (2012, Mv, R) 2.00 Kochie’s Business Builders.

2.30 Coastwatch Oz. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.00 Desperate Housewives. (Mas) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (a, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.30 Entertainment Tonight. 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Left Off The Map. (R) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield.

4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum.

6.55 Sammy J. (PG) 7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Foreign Correspondent.

International affairs program.

8.30 Q+A. Hosted by Stan Grant.

9.35 A Life In Ten Pictures: Amy Winehouse. (Return, Madl) Takes a look at the life of Amy Winehouse.

10.30 ABC Late News.

10.45 The Business. (R) 11.00 The Cult Of The Family. (Mad, R) 12.00 Midsomer Murders. (Mv, R) 1.30 Victoria. (R) 2.20 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.20 Sammy J. (PG, R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Walking Britain’s Lost Railways: Cornwall. (PG) Presented by Rob Bell.

8.30 The Battle Of Alcatraz. (M) Takes a look at a jailbreak from Alcatraz Prison.

9.20 Miniseries: The Victim.

(MA15+) Part 1 of 4.

10.25 SBS World News Late.

10.55 Criminal Planet. (MA15+dv) 11.45 Mr Mercedes. (MA15+av, R) 12.45 Taken Down. (MA15+a, R) 3.50 VICE Guide To Film.

(Madlv, R) 4.50 Destination Flavour Down Under Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature.

5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PG) Bella’s memories keep her from her passion.

8.30 The Front Bar. (M) Hosts Mick Molloy, Sam Pang and Andy Maher take a lighter look at all things AFL. 9.30 The Latest: Seven News.

10.00 To Be Advised.

11.40 Autopsy USA: Andy Warhol. (MA15+ad, R) A look at the death of Andy Warhol.

12.40 The Jonathan Ross Show.

(Ms, R) British chat show.

2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 RBT. (Mdl) Follows the activities of police units.

8.30 Epstein’s Shadow: Ghislaine Maxwell. (MA15+als) Part 1 of 2. Takes a look at the life of Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged partner in crime.

10.00 Reported Missing: Jean. (Ma, R) Police search for a 77-year-old woman.

11.15 Nine News Late.

11.45 Chicago Med. (MA15+a, R) 12.35 World’s Worst Flights. (M, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.

7.30 Making It Australia. Hosted by Susie Youssef and Harley Breen, with judges Benja Harney and Deborah Riley.

8.40 Gogglebox. (alsv) TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical TV shows.

9.40 To Be Advised.

10.40 Blue Bloods. (Mv, R) Frank and Erin are at odds.

11.30 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news and events.

12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Late night talk show.

1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s

Programs. 7.15pm Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.30 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 9.10 Hard Quiz. 9.40 Question Everything. 10.10 Doctor Who. 10.55 That Pacific Sports Show. 11.30 You Can’t Ask That. Midnight Micro Monsters. 12.50 Russell Howard Stands Up To The World. 1.35 30 Rock. 2.00 Reno 911! 2.20 Friday Night Dinner. 2.45 Upper Middle Bogan. 3.10 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon After The Shootings. 12.55 Animal Takeover.

1.50 Oh Lucy! 2.15 The Therapist. 2.45 New Girl.

3.35 WorldWatch. 5.00 Joy Of Painting. 5.30 Shortland Street. 6.00 Forged In Fire. 6.55 Jeopardy! 7.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

8.30 The Curse Of Oak Island. 10.10 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish. (Return) 11.00 The Feed.

11.30 Late Programs.

7TWO (72) 6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Room For Improvement. 7.00 Auction Squad. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Miniseries: Flesh And Blood.

3.00 Weekender. 3.30 Medical Emergency. 4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Father Brown. 8.30 Inspector Morse.

10.50 Murdoch Mysteries. 11.50 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo.

7.30 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon As Time Goes By. 1.10 Days Of Our Lives. 2.05 The Young And The Restless. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: The Count Of Monte-Cristo. (1975, PG) 5.30 Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Tipping Point. 8.30 To Be Advised. 11.00 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 Becker.

9.00 The Middle. 10.00 Frasier. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory. Noon Charmed. 1.00 2 Broke Girls.

2.00 Mom. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker.

5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours.

7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 The Unicorn. 10.00 Seinfeld. 11.00 The Neighborhood.

Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Late Programs.

N ITV (34) 6am Morning Programs.

2.20pm Bamay. 3.00 Wapos Bay. 3.25 Bushwhacked! 3.50 Bino And Fino. 4.00 Mustangs FC. 4.30 Grace Beside Me. 5.00 Shortland Street.

5.30 Chefs’ Line. 6.00 Cooking Hawaiian Style.

6.30 Red Chef Revival. 7.00 Our Stories. 7.15 Nulla Nulla. 7.20 News. 7.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. 8.30 MOVIE: Resurrecting The Champ.

(2007) 10.30 The Point. 11.00 Late Programs.

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Lassie. Continued. (2005, PG) 6.55 Rosie. (2018, PG) 8.35 Operation Arctic. (2014, PG, Norwegian) 10.15 Tess. (1979, M) 1.25pm Belle And Sebastian.

(2013, PG, French) 3.15 Kirikou And The Sorceress.

(1998) 4.40 The Red Balloon. (1956, French) 5.20 Lion. (2016, PG) 7.30 Sing Street. (2015, M) 9.30 Drunken Master. (1978, M, Cantonese) 11.35 Late Programs.

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

9.00 American Pickers. 10.00 America’s Game.

11.00 A Football Life. Noon Storage Wars Canada.

1.00 SAS Australia. 2.35 Alaska’s Ultimate Bush Pilots. 3.00 Big Australia. 4.00 Fish’n With Mates.

4.30 Graveyard Carz. 5.30 Storage Wars. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 8.30 MOVIE: Rambo: First Blood. (1982, MA15+) 10.35 MOVIE: Assassins. (1995, M) 1.20am Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon Parenthood. 2.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings.

3.00 Malcolm. 3.30 The Nanny. 4.00 3rd Rock From The Sun. 4.30 That ’70s Show. 5.00 Malcolm.

6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. 7.00 That ’70s Show. 7.30 Young Sheldon. 8.30 MOVIE: Downsizing. (2017, M) 11.10 America’s Top Dog. 12.30am Love Island USA. 1.30 The Bi Life.

2.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. 3.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Motorcycle Racing. MotoGP. Race 13. Aragon Grand Prix. Replay. 10.00 JAG. Noon Walker, Texas Ranger. 1.00 NCIS. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Hawaii Five-0. 10.30 SEAL Team. 11.30 FBI. 12.30am Home Shopping. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 NCIS. 4.00 Hawaii Five-0.

CONSUMER ADVICE (P) Pre-school (C) Children (PG) Parental Guidance Recommended (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (R) Repeat (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence.

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15 September 2021

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Friday, September 17 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Q+A. (R) 11.05 Grand Designs: The Street. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Foreign Correspondent. (R) 1.30 That Pacific Sports Show. (R) 2.00 The Capture. (Mlv, R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons.

4.00 The Twist. (PG, R) 4.05 The Repair Shop.

(R) 4.50 Chopsticks Or Fork? (R) 5.10 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 The Rise Of The Clans. (Mav, R) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.10 Britain’s Most Historic Towns. (PG, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise.

9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Outlaw Prophet: Warren Jeffs. (2014, Masv, R) 2.00 House Of Wellness. (PG) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 Explore. (R) 12.15 MOVIE: Dying For The Crown. (2018, Mav) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (a, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.10 Entertainment Tonight.

2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Left Off The Map. (R) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield.

4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGas) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum. Analysis of the day’s news.

7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories.

7.30 Gardening Australia.

Advice for the home gardener.

8.30 Midsomer Murders. (Final, Mv, R) DCI Barnaby and DS Winter investigate when the winner of a music award is murdered and his violin stolen.

10.00 The Capture. (Mlv, R) Carey uncovers a complex conspiracy.

11.05 ABC Late News. Detailed coverage of the day’s events.

11.20 The Vaccine. (R) 11.35 Question Everything. (R) 12.05 Rosehaven. (PG, R) 12.35 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Secrets Of The Pyramids. (PG) Follows archaeological teams across Egypt.

8.30 World’s Most Extraordinary Homes: India. (PG) Piers Taylor and Caroline Quentin visit India.

9.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine. (M) The squad takes stock of their time together.

10.30 SBS World News Late.

11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mals, R) 11.55 The Eagle. (Malv, R) 4.15 VICE Guide To Film. (Malv, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Better Homes And Gardens. Joh checks out an orb house in Templestowe.

8.30 MOVIE: The Help. (2011, Ma, R) During the civil rights movement of the ’60s, an aspiring author decides to write a book detailing the African-American maids’ point of view on the white families they work for and the hardships they experience.

Emma Stone, Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer.

11.25 To Be Advised.

1.05 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Mv, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 My Greek Odyssey. (PG, R) 5.00 NBC Today.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Country House Hunters Australia. A mother and daughter look for a new home.

8.30 MOVIE: Bridget Jones’s Baby.

(2016, Mls, R) Forty-something and single, Bridget Jones becomes pregnant, but is unsure about who the father is. Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Patrick Dempsey.

10.55 MOVIE: Wanderlust.

(2012, MA15+lns) Jennifer Aniston.

12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Global Shop. (R) 4.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 A Current Affair.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.

7.30 The Living Room. Lifestyle program.

8.30 To Be Advised.

9.30 The Graham Norton Show.

(PGa, R) Guests include Rebel Wilson, Keeley Hawes, Noel Clarke, Daniel Sloss and M. Night Shyamalan.

10.30 Best Of The Sydney Comedy Festival. (MA15+ls, R) Stand-up performances.

12.00 The Project. (R) 1.00 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R)

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Hard Quiz. 8.35 LSO: Gardiner Conducts Mendelssohn And Schumann. (Premiere) 10.05 Gruen. 10.45 Doctor Who. 11.30 Art Works.

Midnight Brush With Fame. 12.30 Live At The Apollo. 1.15 QI. 1.45 Would I Lie To You? 2.15 30 Rock. 2.35 Reno 911! 3.00 Friday Night Dinner. 3.20 Upper Middle Bogan. 3.50 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon RocKwiz. 12.50 Meghan Markle Escaping The Crown. 1.40 Ngumpin Kartiya. 2.00 Yokayi Footy.

2.35 Over The Black Dot. 3.35 WorldWatch. 5.00 Joy Of Painting. 5.30 Shortland Street. 6.00 Forged In Fire. 6.55 Jeopardy! 7.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Hoarders. 9.20 Love And Sex In Russia. 10.25 Reset. 11.55 News. 12.20am MOVIE: Crimson Peak. (2015, MA15+) 2.30 Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs.

8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute.

9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Better Homes. 3.30 Medical Emergency. 4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Border Security: International. 8.30 My Impossible House.

9.30 Selling Houses Australia. 10.30 Charlie Luxton’s Homes By The Sea. 11.40 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo.

7.30 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities.

1.00 Days Of Our Lives. 1.55 The Young And The Restless. 2.50 MOVIE: Agatha Christie’s The Mirror Crack’d. (1980, PG) 5.00 Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities. 6.00 Antiques Roadshow. 7.00 Rugby League. NRL. First semi-final. 9.45 MOVIE: Double Impact. (1991, MA15+) 11.55 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Seinfeld. 8.00 Becker.

9.00 The Middle. 10.00 Frasier. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory. Noon Charmed. 2.00 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Friends.

11.30 The Big Bang Theory. Midnight Shopping.

1.30 Charmed. 2.30 Stephen Colbert. 3.30 James Corden. 4.30 Shopping. 5.30 Joseph Prince.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

7.30 Creek To Coast. 8.00 Graveyard Carz. 9.00 American Pickers. 10.00 America’s Game. 11.00 A Football Life. Noon Pawn Stars. 1.30 Pawnography.

2.00 Alaska’s Wild Gourmet. 3.00 Big Australia.

4.00 Timbersports. 4.30 Graveyard Carz.

5.30 MOVIE: Police Academy. (1984, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: The Transporter. (2002, M) 9.30 MOVIE: Transporter 2. (2005, M) 11.15 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon Parenthood. 2.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings.

3.00 Malcolm. 3.30 The Nanny. 4.00 3rd Rock From The Sun. 4.30 That ’70s Show. 5.00 Malcolm.

5.30 MOVIE: Rise Of The Guardians. (2012, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Warcraft. (2016, M) 10.00 MOVIE: The 5th Wave. (2016, M) 12.15am Love Island USA. 1.10 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings. 2.05 The Bi Life. 3.00 Adv Time. 3.30 Regular Show. 4.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Motor Racing. Formula 1. Italian Grand Prix.

Highlights. 9.00 Diagnosis Murder. 10.00 JAG. Noon Walker, Texas Ranger. 1.00 NCIS. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue.

7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. 11.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.30am Home Shopping.

2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 JAG. 4.00 NCIS. 5.00 Diagnosis Murder.

6am Morning Programs.

2pm On The Road. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Bino And Fino. 4.00 Mustangs FC. 4.30 Grace Beside Me. 5.00 Shortland Street. 5.30 Chefs’ Line. 6.00 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 6.30 Red Chef Revival.

7.00 NITV News: Nula. 7.30 Red Dirt Riders. 7.45 MOVIE: Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant.

(2009, M) 9.55 First Nations Bedtime Stories. 10.35 Late Programs.

Morning Programs. 8.25 White Tuft, The Little Beaver. (2008) 9.50 Amazonia. (2013, No dialogue) 11.20 Fist Of Fury. (1972, M, Cantonese) 1.25pm The Red Balloon. (1956, French) 2.05 Operation Arctic.

(2014, PG, Norwegian) 3.45 Rosie. (2018, PG) 5.25 Frantz. (2016, PG, French) 7.30 Gold. (2016, M) 9.45 All Quiet On The Western Front. (1979, PG) 12.35am Late Programs.

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Saturday, September 18 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast.

10.00 Rage. (PG) 12.00 ABC News At Noon.

12.30 Grand Designs: The Street. (PG, R) 1.20 Restoration Australia. (PG, R) 2.15 Dream Build. (R) 2.25 Harry Seidler: Modernist. (R) 3.30 Further Back In Time For Dinner. (R) 4.45 Landline.

5.15 Rick Stein’s Road To Mexico. (R) 6.15 The Repair Shop. (R) Tim Weeks tackles a Peter Pan gramophone.

7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories.

7.30 The Durrells. (PG) The King of Greece is coming to visit Corfu.

8.20 The Trial Of Christine Keeler.

(Mals) It is the summer of 1963 and Stephen Ward is before the court at the Old Bailey in the trial of the decade.

9.20 The Newsreader. (Mal, R) Dale’s career and his relationship with Helen are attracting more attention.

10.15 Miniseries: Roadkill.

(Madl, R) Part 3 of 4.

11.15 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) Music video clips.

6.00 WorldWatch. 9.30 Greek News. 10.30 German News. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Gymnastics. FIG Rhythmic World Challenge Cup. 3.30 Secret Life Of The Cruise Ship. (R) 4.45 QE2: The World’s Most Luxurious Hotel. (PGl, R) 5.35 The Blitz: Britain On Fire. (PGa, R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Castles: Secrets, Mysteries And Legends: Portugal. Part 4 of 4.

8.30 Celebrity Mastermind. (PG) Celebrity guests include Shane Gould, Tanya Hennessy, Prinnie Stevens and Phil Burton.

9.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mls, R) Hosted by Jimmy Carr.

11.20 MOVIE: Downfall.

(2004, MA15+av, R, Germany) Bruno Ganz.

2.10 Fox News: Divide And Conquer. (Mals, R) 4.05 VICE Guide To Film. (Malv, R) 4.55 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize.

(R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise.

10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 Horse Racing. MRC Foundation Race Day and George Main Stakes Day. 5.00 Seven News At 5.

5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R) Narrated by Grant Bowler.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 MOVIE: Ant-Man. (2015, PGlv, R) A master thief is recruited to pull off a heist. Paul Rudd, Michael Douglas.

9.25 MOVIE: X-Men: Apocalypse.

(2016, Mlv, R) With the reemergence of the world’s first mutant, the X-Men must unite to defeat his extinctionlevel plan. James McAvoy, Jennifer Lawrence, Michael Fassbender.

12.10 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Mv, R) 1.05 Air Crash Investigation: Deadly Discussions. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Get Clever. (R) 5.00 House Of Wellness. (PGa, R)

6.00 Animal Tales. (PG, R) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Rivals. 12.30 Destination WA. 1.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 2.30 The Block. (PGl, R) 3.30 Travel Guides. (PG, R) 4.30 The Garden Gurus.

5.00 News: First At Five.

5.30 Getaway. (PG) 6.00 Nine News Saturday.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 MOVIE: Deep Impact. (1998, Mal, R) After a comet is spotted on a collision course with Earth, a team of astronauts is sent to destroy it. Morgan Freeman, Robert Duvall.

9.55 MOVIE: Dante’s Peak. (1997, Mv, R) A volcanologist and a mayor try to convince other scientists, and the public, that a volcano is about to erupt.

Pierce Brosnan, Linda Hamilton.

12.00 MOVIE: Masterminds.

(2016, Mv, R) Zach Galifianakis.

1.45 Garden Gurus Moments. (R) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.30 Wesley Impact With Stu Cameron. (PG)

6am Morning Programs. 7.30 Seafood Escape. (R) 8.00 4x4 Adventures. (R) 9.00 Taste Of Australia. (R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 The Living Room. (R) 1.00 The Dog House.

(PG, R) 2.00 Everyday Gourmet. (R) 2.30 Australia By Design: Innovations. (PG, R) 3.00 My Market Kitchen. (R) 3.30 Roads Less Travelled. (R) 4.00 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.30 Taste Of Australia. (R) 5.00 News.

6.00 Jamie’s Easy Meals For Every Day. (R) Jamie Oliver reinvents family favourites.

6.30 Bondi Rescue. (PGal, R) Trainee Lachie finds out his fate.

7.00 The Dog House. (PG, R) A Pomeranian arrives at Wood Green having spent its entire life in a puppy farm cage, used only for breeding.

8.00 Ambulance. A crew attends to a woman who has contracted COVID-19 while pregnant.

10.00 To Be Advised.

11.00 Blue Bloods. (Mav, R) Identical twins are linked to a murder.

1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 Hour Of Power.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Sir Mouse. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Russell Howard Stands Up To The World. 9.15 Live At The Apollo. 11.00 Sammy J. 11.05 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 11.30 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 12.10am Would I Lie To You? 12.40 Everything’s Gonna Be Okay. 1.00 Bliss. 1.30 Would I Lie To You? 2.00 Escape From The City. 3.00 News Update. 3.05 Close. 5.00 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Letterkenny. 2.20 Do Planes Need Pilots?

3.20 WorldWatch. 4.45 Seconds From Disaster.

6.35 American Runestone: A Viking Mystery.

7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 8.30 The X-Files. 11.00 Dateline. 11.30 Insight. 12.30am MOVIE: Beyond The Lights. (2014, M) 2.40 France 24. 3.00 Thai News. 3.30 Bangla News. 4.00 Punjabi News. 4.30 Sri Lankan Sinhalese News. 5.00 Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs.

12.30pm Sydney Weekender. 1.00 House Of Wellness. 2.00 Animal Rescue. 2.30 MOVIE: Arthur 2: On The Rocks. (1988, PG) 5.00 Horse Racing.

MRC Foundation Race Day and George Main Stakes Day. 5.30 Charlie Luxton’s Homes By The Sea. 6.30 Martin Clunes: Islands Of Australia. 7.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Newstyle Direct. 6.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.00 The Avengers.

11.00 Edgar Wallace Mysteries. 12.20pm MOVIE: Five Golden Dragons. (1967, PG) 2.15 MOVIE: Rio Grande. (1950) 4.30 Rugby Union. Rugby Championship. Round 4. Australia v South Africa.

7.00 Rugby League. NRL. Second semi-final. 9.45 MOVIE: Miami Vice. (2006, MA15+) 12.20am My Favorite Martian. 12.50 Explore. 1.00 TV Shop.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens.

8.00 Becker. 9.00 The Middle. 10.00 Frasier.

10.30 To Be Advised. 1pm 2021 MTV Video Music Awards. Hosted by Doja Cat. 4.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.15 2 Broke Girls. 10.45 The Conners. 11.45 Friends. 12.10am Home Shopping.

1.40 Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. 3.30 Seatbelt Psychic.

4.30 Home Shopping.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

1pm Blokesworld. 1.30 The Food Dude. 2.00 Motor Racing. Extreme E. Artic X-Prix. 3.00 Rides Down Under: Workshop Wars. 4.00 Heavy Rescue: 401.

5.00 Graveyard Carz. 6.00 Dirty Rotten Survival.

7.00 Cities Of The Underworld. 8.00 Secrets Of The World’s Super Skyscrapers. 9.15 Building Giants.

10.15 Mysteries Of The Abandoned. 11.15 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

1.30pm Malcolm. 2.30 MOVIE: House Arrest.

(1996, PG) 4.45 Children’s Programs. 5.15 MOVIE: Bee Movie. (2007) 7.00 MOVIE: How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World. (2018, PG) 9.00 MOVIE: Star Trek Into Darkness. (2013, M) 11.35 All New Traffic Cops. 12.35am Young, Dumb And Banged Up In The Sun. 1.35 Mexican Dynasties.

2.30 Social Fabric. 3.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

9.00 The Doctors. 10.00 Diagnosis Murder. Noon JAG. 2.00 One Strange Rock. 3.00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 4.00 Truck Hunters. 4.30 iFish.

5.00 Reel Action. 5.30 Scorpion. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: New Orleans. 10.20 Blue Bloods. 11.20 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 1.10am Motorcycle Racing. MotoGP. Race 13. Aragon Grand Prix. Replay.

3.10 NCIS: LA. 4.05 The Doctors. 5.00 Shopping.

6am Morning Programs.

2.25pm Rugby Union. WA Premier Grade. 3.55 Rugby League. NRL NT. 4.55 Indian Country Today.

5.25 News. 5.55 NITV News: Nula. 6.25 Going Places. 6.55 Yokayi Footy. 7.30 News. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 Pariah: The Lives And Deaths Of Sonny Liston. 10.10 MOVIE: One Thousand Ropes. (2017, M) 11.50 Late Programs.

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Morning Programs. 8.30 Frantz. (2016, PG, French) 10.30 Drunken Master. (1978, M, Cantonese) 12.40pm Lion. (2016, PG) 2.50 Amazonia. (2013, No dialogue) 4.20 The Straight Story. (1999, PG) 6.25 Agatha Christie’s Crooked House. (2017, PG) 8.30 Charlie Countryman. (2013, MA15+) 10.25 Into The White. (2012, M, Norwegian) 12.25am Late Programs.

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15 September 2021

Sunday, September 19 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast.

9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Offsiders. 10.30 World This Week. (R) 11.00 Compass. (R) 11.30 Praise. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 Landline. 1.30 Gardening Aust. (R) 2.30 Rick Stein’s Road To Mexico. (R) 3.30 Todd Sampson’s Life On The Line. (PG, R) 4.00 How Australia Got Its Mojo. (PG, R) 5.00 Art Works.

(PG, R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow.

6.00 France 24 English News First Edition. (R) 6.30 Al Jazeera News. 7.30 Italian News. 8.10 Filipino News. 8.40 French News. 9.30 Greek News. 10.30 German News. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight.

1.00 Speedweek. 3.00 Sydney Harbour Patrol. (PG, R) 4.40 Mission Galapagos. (R) 5.35 The Blitz: Britain On Fire. (PG, R)

6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise.

10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) 1.00 Jabba’s School Holiday Movie Special. (PGav, R) 1.30 To Be Advised. 3.30 Border Patrol.

(PG, R) 4.00 Better Homes And Gardens. (R) 5.00 Seven News At 5.

5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R)

6.00 Animal Tales. (PG, R) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 The AFL Sunday Footy Show.

(PG) 12.00 Sports Sunday. (PG) 1.00 The Xtreme CollXtion. (PG, R) 1.30 Ultimate Rush.

(PG, R) 2.00 The Hundred With Andy Lee. (PGls, R) 3.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 4.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 5.00 News: First At Five.

5.30 Postcards. (PG)

6am Morning Programs. 8.00 Roads Less Travelled. (R) 8.30 Waltzing Jimeoin. (PG, R) 9.00 Australia By Design: Interiors. (R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 To Be Advised. 1.15 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 1.30 Three Veg And Meat. (R) 2.00 Everyday Gourmet. (R) 2.30 My Market Kitchen. (R) 3.00 GCBC. (R) 3.30 Roads Less Travelled. 4.00 Waltzing Jimeoin. (PGal) 4.30 Taste Of Australia. 5.00 News.

6.30 Back Roads: Glen Helen Ride, NT. (R) 7.00 ABC News Sunday.

7.40 To Be Advised.

8.30 The Newsreader. (Final, Ml) With Helen still reeling from Dale’s revelation, reports emerge of a nuclear accident in Chernobyl.

9.25 Traces. (Final, Malv) Kathy oversees the excavation of Marie’s grave.

10.10 Les Norton. (Mdlsv, R) The Kelly Club coffers are dwindling.

11.10 Silent Witness. (Mav, R) 12.10 Pine Gap. (Ml, R) 2.00 Hilltop Hoods Live. (Ml, R) 3.05 Rage.

(MA15+adhlnsv) 4.55 Insiders. (R)

6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Inside Central Station. (M) 8.30 Australia Uncovered: Osher Günsberg: A Matter Of Life And Death. (MA15+) Explores suicide in Australia.

9.55 Michael Mosley: Eat, Fast, And Live Longer. (R) 10.55 The Surrogates. (Man, R) 11.55 24 Hours In Emergency. (Mal, R) 12.50 9/11: Escape From The Towers. (Maw, R) 2.20 The 250 Million Pound Cancer Cure. (PGa, R) 3.25 Sinkholes: Deadly Drops. (PGa) 4.20 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+adls, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize.

(PGaw, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Brownlow Medal. The winner of the award is announced.

10.00 MOVIE: Jack Reacher: Never Go Back. (2016, Mv, R) Jack Reacher comes to the aid of an army officer he suspects is the victim of a conspiracy.

Tom Cruise, Cobie Smulders.

12.30 Madeleine McCann: The Hunt For The Prime Suspect. (Ma, R) 1.30 Air Crash Investigation: Killer Attitude. (PG, R) 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 The Block. (PGl) 8.30 60 Minutes. Current affairs program, investigating, analysing and uncovering the issues affecting all Australians.

9.30 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.

10.00 The First 48: Secrets And Lies.

(Mav) A look at the murder of Leslie Griffin.

11.00 Prison Girls: Life Inside. (MA15+adlv, R) 11.50 Dr Christian Jessen Will See You Now. (Mam) 12.40 The Garden Gurus. (R) 1.05 The Xtreme CollXtion. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 4.00 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.30 The Sunday Project.

A look at the day’s news.

7.30 The Masked Singer Australia.

Dannii Minogue, Urzila Carlson, Jackie O and Dave Hughes try to guess a celebrity singer’s identity.

8.40 FBI: Most Wanted. (Mv, R) After a hacker causes a car crash that kills a family of three, the team races to hunt him down.

10.40 FBI. (Mv, R) The mayor interferes in an investigation.

11.40 The Sunday Project. (R) 12.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Sir Mouse. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Compass. 8.30 Louis Theroux: Altered States. 9.30 Shaun Micallef’s On The Sauce.

(Final) 10.30 A-ha: The Movie. 11.35 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 12.20am Live At The Apollo. 1.05 Arj Barker: Get In My Head. 2.05 Review With Myles Barlow. 2.35 Close. 5.00 Rainbow Chicks. 5.05 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon First Contact. 1.00 Vogue Williams: Going It Alone. 2.00 The Carmichael Show. 2.25 Batman And Bill. 4.05 WorldWatch. 4.30 The Point. 5.00 The Orville. 6.40 Planet Expedition. 7.40 The UnXplained With William Shatner. 8.30 Life And Death Row. 9.35 Policing In America. 10.30 Cycling.

UCI World Tour. Eschborn-Frankfurt. 2.15am The Therapist. 2.45 France 24. 3.00 Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs.

8.30 Shopping. 9.00 NBC Today. 10.00 House Of Wellness. 11.00 The Great Australian Doorstep.

11.30 My Road To Adventure. Noon The Yorkshire Vet. 1.00 Reno Rookie. 1.30 DVine Living. 2.15 Jabba’s School Holiday Movies. 2.45 Escape To The Country. 3.45 MOVIE: Where Eagles Dare.

(1968, PG) 7.00 Border Security. 8.30 Miniseries: Manhunt. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

7.30 In Touch. 8.00 Beyond Today. 8.30 The Incredible Journey. 9.00 TV Shop. 10.00 MOVIE: My Learned Friend. (1943, PG) 11.30 Getaway.

Noon NRL Sunday Footy Show. 2.00 Explore. 2.10 MOVIE: The Woman In The Window. (1944, PG) 4.10 MOVIE: A Passage To India. (1984, PG) 7.30 Death In Paradise. 8.40 Coroner. 9.40 Chicago P.D. 10.40 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Big Bang Theory. 7.00 The Neighborhood. 8.00 The Middle.

9.00 Neighbours. 11.00 To Be Advised. 1.30pm Jamie’s Easy Meals For Every Day. 2.00 The Dog House. 3.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory.

8.30 The Neighborhood. (Return) 9.30 2 Broke Girls. 11.30 Mom. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 2021 MTV Video Music Awards. Hosted by Doja Cat. 4.00 2 Broke Girls. 4.30 Home Shopping.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

11.00 River To Reef: Retro. 11.30 Step Outside.

Noon The Fishing Show By AFN. 1.00 Hook, Line And Sinker. 2.00 Fish’n With Mates. 2.30 Merv Hughes Fishing. 3.00 Fishing Addiction. 4.00 Off The Grid With The Badger. 5.00 Ultimate Fishing.

6.00 Pawn Stars. 7.00 MOVIE: Batman. (1989, PG) 9.35 MOVIE: Passenger 57. (1992, M) 11.20 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

1.30pm Rivals. 2.00 Peaking. 2.30 Soapbox Racing. Red Bull Series. Replay. 3.30 Road Trick.

4.00 Race Across The World. 5.15 MOVIE: Babe.

(1995) 7.00 MOVIE: The Secret Life Of Pets. (2016) 8.45 MOVIE: Transformers. (2007, M) 11.35 Outlaw.

12.30am Race Across The World. 1.45 Road Trick.

2.15 Rivals. 2.45 Clarence. 3.00 Power Rangers Dino Fury. 3.30 Thunderbirds. 4.30 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Morning Programs.

10.00 Roads Less Travelled. 10.30 The Doctors.

11.30 Scorpion. 1.30pm Bondi Rescue. 2.00 The Offroad Adventure Show. 3.00 All 4 Adventure.

4.00 Matildas: Countdown To India 2022. 4.30 What’s Up Down Under. 5.00 I Fish. 5.30 Bondi Rescue. 6.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 9.30 Motorcycle Racing. MotoGP. Race 14. San Marino Grand Prix. 11.15 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

11.15 Football. QAFL. 1pm Rugby League. NRL NT. 2.10 Rugby Union. Ella 7s. Replay. 2.30 Football.

NT Women’s Premier League. 4.30 Ice Hockey. SA Premier League. 5.45 African News. 6.00 NITV News: Nula. 6.30 Art + Soul. 7.30 NITV News Update. 7.40 First Footprints. 8.40 MOVIE: The Final Quarter. (2019, PG) 10.00 Stolen Glory: The Tale Of Porky Brooke. 10.40 Late Programs.

Morning Programs. 7.55 The Straight Story.

(1999, PG) 10.00 Howard Lovecraft. (2016, PG) 11.35 Agatha Christie’s Crooked House. (2017, PG) 1.40pm Frantz. (2016, PG, French) 3.45 All Quiet On The Western Front. (1979, PG) 6.35 The Perfect Candidate. (2019, PG, Arabic) 8.30 The Place Beyond The Pines. (2012, MA15+) 11.05 Late Programs.

Monday, September 20 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Landline. (R) 10.30 50th Anniversary Of Operation Ivanhoe. 11.00 To Be Advised. 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 The Durrells. (PG, R) 2.00 Victoria. (R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons.

4.05 The Repair Shop. (R) 4.50 Chopsticks Or Fork? (R) 5.10 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R) 6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Australian Story.

8.30 Four Corners. Investigative journalism program.

9.15 Media Watch. (PG) Hosted by Paul Barry.

9.35 China Tonight. A look at current affairs from China.

10.05 Road To Now. (PG, R) 11.05 ABC Late News. 11.20 The Business. (R) 11.35 Juanita: A Family Mystery. (Final, PGa, R) 12.35 Traces. (Final, Malv, R) 1.20 Miniseries: Roadkill. (Madl, R) 2.20 Victoria. (R) 3.05 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 Al Jazeera News. 2.00 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 2.05 Inside Central Station. (M, R) 3.05 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PGa, R) 3.35 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.05 The Supervet. (PG) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Ten Mistakes: 737 Max. (M) 8.30 Secret Scotland: Isles Of Mull And Staffa. (PG) Susan Calman heads to Staffa.

9.20 24 Hours In Emergency: Sacrifice. (M) A 19-year-old has a motorbike accident.

10.15 SBS World News Late.

10.45 Outlier. (Mal) 11.35 An Ordinary Woman. (Mal, R) 2.25 The Great Escape With Guy Martin. (Mln, R) 4.05 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+av, R) 4.55 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Home For Harvest. (2019, PGa) 2.00 Harbour Cops. (PGa, R) 2.30 Highway Patrol. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase.

4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGa) 7.30 SAS Australia. (Malv) The recruits face a frightening mission.

8.50 9-1-1: Lone Star. (Ma) Owen helps Tommy through a personal emergency involving her husband.

10.50 The Latest: Seven News.

11.20 Station 19. (Ma) The team try to save a couple trapped in a car.

12.20 The Passage. (Mv, R) 1.30 The Real Seachange. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.30 Getaway. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam. 8.50 Under Investigation: War With China. (PGa) A panel of experts explores the possibility and consequences of a war between China and the US. 9.50 Footy Classified. (M) Footy experts tackle the AFL’s big issues.

10.50 Nine News Late.

11.20 The Arrangement. (Malsv) 12.10 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.00 A Current Affair. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGas, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.10 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Left Off The Map. (R) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.

(PGs) 5.00 10 News First.

6.30 The Project.

7.30 The Masked Singer Australia.

Hosted by Osher Günsberg.

8.40 Have You Been Paying Attention? (Malns) Celebrity panelists compete to see who can remember the most about events of the week.

9.40 Just For Laughs Uncut.

(Return, MA15+als) Hosted

by Nikki Osborne.

10.10 Just For Laughs. (Mals) Hosted by Nick Cody.

10.40 The Project. (R) 11.40 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 12.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 David Attenborough’s Micro Monsters. 9.20 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces.

10.10 Doctor Who. 10.55 Decoding Danger. 11.55 Escape From The City. 12.50am QI. 1.25 30 Rock.

1.45 Reno 911! 2.10 Friday Night Dinner. 2.30 Upper Middle Bogan. 3.00 News Update. 3.05 Close. 5.00 Rainbow Chicks. 5.05 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

8.00 Basketball. WNBA. Indiana Fever v Chicago Sky. 10.00 WorldWatch. Noon The X-Files. 2.30 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 2.45 New Girl. 3.40 WorldWatch. 5.00 Takeshi’s Castle Indonesia.

5.30 Shortland Street. 6.00 Forged In Fire. 6.55 Jeopardy! 7.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

8.30 Hypothetical. 9.25 Taskmaster. 10.20 Reclaiming Amy. 11.30 Late Programs.

7TWO (72)

6am Morning Programs.

10.30 My Road To Adventure. 11.00 Air Crash Investigation: Special Report. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 The Wall.

3.00 Sydney Weekender. 3.30 Medical Emergency.

4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. 10.30 Cold Case. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities.

1.00 Days Of Our Lives. 1.55 The Young And The Restless. 2.50 Explore. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow.

3.30 MOVIE: Lady Godiva Rides Again. (1951) 5.30 Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Poirot. 8.40 Agatha Christie’s Marple. 10.40 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Big Bang Theory. 7.00 Friends. 9.30 The Middle. 11.00 The Unicorn. 11.30 The Neighborhood. 12.30pm Seatbelt Psychic. 1.30 The Big Bang Theory. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier.

6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 The Unicorn. 11.30 The Conners. Midnight Shopping.

1.30 Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. 2.30 Late Programs.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73)

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 Airwolf. 2.00 A1: Highway Patrol. 3.00 Malcolm. 4.00 Children’s Programs. 5.00 Malcolm. 6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. 7.00 That ’70s Show. 7.30 RBT. 8.30 MOVIE: Mad Max: Fury Road. (2015, MA15+) 11.00 Paranormal Caught On Camera.

Midnight Love Island USA. 1.00 The Bi Life. 2.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Diagnosis Murder. 10.00 JAG. Noon Mega Mechanics. 1.00 Star Trek. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue.

7.30 NCIS. 11.15 Blue Bloods. 12.10am Home Shopping. 2.10 Motorcycle Racing. MotoGP. Race 14. San Marino Grand Prix. Replay. 4.00 48 Hours.

5.00 The Doctors.

6am Morning Programs.

1.30pm Art + Soul. 2.30 Mparntwe: Sacred Sites.

3.00 Jarjums. 5.00 Shortland Street. 5.30 Chefs’ Line. 6.00 The 77 Percent. 6.30 Kriol Kitchen.

7.00 Our Stories. 7.15 News. 7.25 Songlines On Screen. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 Karla Grant Presents. 9.00 Pacific Lockdown: Sea Of Resilience. 10.00 News. 10.10 Te Ao With Moana. 10.40 Late Programs.

Morning Programs. 7.05 The Perfect Candidate.

(2019, PG, Arabic) 9.00 Wildwitch. (2018, PG, Danish) 10.55 Into The White. (2012, M, Norwegian) 12.55pm The Straight Story. (1999, PG) 3.00 White Tuft, The Little Beaver. (2008) 4.25 A Monster In Paris. (2011, French) 6.05 Abe. (2019, PG) 7.40 Warm Bodies. (2013, M) 9.30 Back To Burgundy.

(2017, M, French) 11.35 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

9.30 Armchair Experts: NFL Edition. 10.00 Sound FX: Best Of. 11.00 A Football Life. Noon Picked Off. 1.00 Picker Sisters. 2.00 Alaska’s Wild Gourmet.

3.00 Big Australia. 4.00 Graveyard Carz. 5.00 Demolition NZ. 5.30 Storage Wars. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 American Pickers.

8.30 MOVIE: Magnum Force. (1973, MA15+) 11.05 Late Programs.

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Tuesday, September 21 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Four Corners. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 The Trial Of Christine Keeler.

(Mals, R) 2.00 Victoria. (PG, R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons.

4.05 The Repair Shop. (R) 4.50 Chopsticks Or Fork? (R) 5.10 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 2.10 Native America. (PG, R) 3.10 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PGa, R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.10 Greek Island Odyssey With Bettany Hughes. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Love At First Bark. (2017, PG) 2.00 Harbour Cops. (PGa, R) 2.30 Highway Patrol. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase.

4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.20 Driving Test. (PGl, R) 1.50 Explore. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGs, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGadl, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.10 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Left Off The Map. (R) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.

(PG) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Back To Nature: The Deep River. Hosted by Aaron Pedersen and Holly Ringland.

8.30 The School That Tried To End Racism. (PG) Part 1 of 3.

9.35 How To Live Younger. Part 1 of 3.

10.35 ABC Late News.

10.50 The Business. (R) 11.05 Q+A. (R) 12.10 China Tonight. (R) 12.40 Storm In A Teacup. (Ml, R) 1.45 The Cult Of The Family.

(Mad, R) 2.45 Victoria. (PG, R) 3.30 Rage.

(MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Who Do You Think You Are? Troy Cassar-Daley. (PG, R) 8.30 Insight. Presented by Kumi Taguchi.

9.30 Dateline. Looks at Germany’s far-right extremists.

10.00 The Feed.

10.30 SBS World News Late.

11.00 The Point. (R) 11.30 Cacciatore: The Hunter. (MA15+alsv) 12.35 The Pier. (MA15+as, R) 4.10 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+v, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature.

5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGav) 7.30 SAS Australia. (Mal) The recruits identify the weakest members.

8.30 7NEWS: Disappearance Of William Tyrell. Takes a look at the 2014 disappearance of three-year-old William Tyrrell.

10.00 The Latest: Seven News.

10.30 Homicide: With Ron Iddles: Gina Rossato. (Mav, R) 11.30 Station 19. (Mad, R) 12.30 Temptation Island USA. (MA15+als, R) 1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam. 8.50 The Hundred With Andy Lee. Andy Lee is joined by a panel of comedians and 100 Aussies to explore the fun behind the facts.

9.50 Travel Guides. (PGl, R) Ordinary Australians become travel critics.

10.50 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.

11.20 Reverie. (Mav) 12.10 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.00 A Current Affair. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.30 The Project.

7.30 The Masked Singer Australia.

Hosted by Osher Günsberg.

8.30 The Cheap Seats. (Mal) Presenters Melanie Bracewell and Tim McDonald take a look at the week that was.

9.25 Just For Laughs. (Mls) Hosted by Nick Cody.

9.55 Nick Cody: Live At The Enmore. (MA15+l, R) A performance by comedian Nick Cody.

11.00 The Project. (R) 12.00 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Soccer.

Women’s International Friendly. Australia v Ireland.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (Final) 8.50 Everything’s Gonna Be Okay. 9.35 Rosehaven.

10.05 All My Friends Are Racist. (Final) 10.25 Doctor Who. 11.10 The Games. 11.35 Superwog. Midnight W1A. 12.30 30 Rock. 12.50 Reno 911! 1.15 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. 1.55 Friday Night Dinner. 2.20 Upper Middle Bogan. 2.50 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon The X-Files. 2.30 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista.

2.45 New Girl. 3.35 WorldWatch. 5.00 Takeshi’s Castle Indonesia. 5.30 Shortland Street. 6.00 Forged In Fire. 6.55 Jeopardy! 7.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Alone. 9.45 Unknown Amazon. 10.35 Fanatics: The Deep End. 11.00 VICE. 11.30 Detective Chinatown. 12.40am News. 1.05 Curse Of Oak Island. 2.45 Late Programs.

7TWO (72)

6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Room For Improvement. 7.00 Auction Squad. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 The Wall. 3.00 Creek To Coast.

3.30 Medical Emergency. 4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Pie In The Sky. 8.30 Lewis. 10.30 One Lane Bridge.

11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz.

10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities. 1.00 Days Of Our Lives. 1.55 The Young And The Restless. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: The Magic Box. (1951) 5.30 The Great Migration. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 New Tricks. 8.40 The Closer. 9.40 Rizzoli & Isles. 10.40 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Seinfeld. 8.00 Becker.

9.00 The Middle. 10.00 Frasier. 11.00 Friends.

Noon The King Of Queens. 1.00 Becker. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker.

5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.35 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 2 Broke Girls. 2.00 Late Programs.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Fishing And Adventure. 6.30 The Fishing Show. 7.25 Creek To Coast. 7.50 American Pickers. 8.50 Storage Wars.

9.20 Pawn Stars. 9.50 Cricket. Women’s One Day International Series. Australia v India. Game 1. 5pm Demolition NZ. 5.30 Storage Wars. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Highway Patrol. 8.30 Aussie Salvage Squad. 10.30 Outback Truckers. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 Airwolf. 2.00 A1: Highway Patrol. 3.00 Malcolm. 3.30 The Nanny.

4.00 3rd Rock From The Sun. 4.30 That ’70s Show.

5.00 Malcolm. 6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. 7.00 That ’70s Show. 7.30 MOVIE: Knight And Day. (2010, M) 9.45 MOVIE: The Whole Nine Yards. (2000, M) 11.45 3rd Rock From The Sun. 12.15am Love Island USA. 1.10 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Diagnosis Murder. 10.00 JAG. Noon Mega Mechanics. 1.00 Star Trek. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder.

5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Blue Bloods. (Final) 10.25 Matildas: Countdown To India 2022. 10.55 NCIS: New Orleans. 12.45am Home Shopping. 2.15 MOVIE: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. (1999, M) 4.00 SEAL Team. 5.00 JAG.

6am Morning Programs.

1pm Treaty. 1.10 Stockman’s Strategy. 2.10 Urban Native Girl. 3.00 Wapos Bay. 3.25 Bushwhacked!

3.50 Bino And Fino. 4.00 Mustangs FC. 4.30 Grace Beside Me. 5.00 Shortland Street. 5.30 Chefs’ Line. 6.00 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 6.30 African American: Many Rivers To Cross. 7.30 The Point.

8.00 Living Black. 8.30 Guru Of Go. 9.30 Jackie Robinson. 10.30 Anote’s Ark. 11.30 Late Programs.

Howard Lovecraft. (2016, PG) 7.00 Tom Thumb.

(2001, PG, French) 8.40 The Illusionist. (2010, PG) 10.10 Back To Burgundy. (2017, M, French) 12.15pm The Perfect Candidate. (2019, PG, Arabic) 2.10 Abe. (2019, PG) 3.45 Wildwitch. (2018, PG, Danish) 5.40 The Ash Lad. (2017, PG, Norwegian) 7.40 The Cobbler. (2014, M) 9.30 Red Joan. (2018, M) 11.25 Late Programs.

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Wednesday, September 22 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 The Recording Studio. (PG, R) 11.00 The Repair Shop. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 National Press Club Address. 1.35 Media Watch. (PG, R) 2.00 Victoria. (PG, R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons.

4.05 The Repair Shop. (R) 5.05 Grand Designs Australia. (R) 6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Hard Quiz. (PG) 8.30 Question Everything. Presented

by Wil Anderson and Jan Fran.

9.00 Rosehaven. (Final, PG) Barbara’s retirement doesn’t go to plan.

9.30 Would I Lie To You? (PG, R) Hosted by Rob Brydon.

10.00 QI. (Ms, R) 10.30 ABC Late News. 10.45 The Business.

(R) 11.05 Four Corners. (R) 11.50 Media Watch. (PG, R) 12.05 A Life In Ten Pictures.

(Madl, R) 1.00 Silent Witness. (Mav, R) 2.00 Victoria. (PG, R) 2.50 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Dateline. (R) 2.30 Insight.

(R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize.

(R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.10 Greek Island Odyssey With Bettany Hughes. (PGaw, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Tony Robinson’s World By Rail: Scandinavia. (PG, R) Sir Tony Robinson heads to Scandinavia.

8.30 Lost For Words. (M) Part 1 of 3.

Host Jay Laga’aia brings together eight Australians who struggle to read and write.

9.35 War Of The Worlds. (MA15+) Sophia immerses herself in Dylan’s videos.

10.30 SBS World News Late.

11.00 Hunters. (PGal) 11.50 The Killing. (Ma, R) 4.15 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+sv, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Road Less Traveled. (2017, PG) 2.00 Harbour Cops. (PGa, R) 2.30 Highway Patrol. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGav) 7.30 SAS Australia. (Ma) The recruits face a life or death situation.

9.00 RFDS. (Mav) As the RFDS fundraising ball gets underway, Pete is overnighted at a remote clinic.

10.00 The Rookie. (Madv) Nolan is reunited with his ex-wife.

11.00 The Latest: Seven News.

11.30 Chicago Fire. (Ma) 12.30 The Windsors. (Mls, R) 1.00 First Dates Australia. (PGls, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.20 Destination WA. (R) 1.50 Garden Gurus Moments. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam. 8.40 Paramedics. (Ma) A 38-year-old man has suffered an attack while enjoying a day off with his wife in their spa.

9.40 Footy Classified. (M) Footy experts tackle the AFL’s big issues.

10.40 Nine News Late.

11.10 Manson: The Lost Tapes. (MA15+adlv, R) 12.05 Bluff City Law. (Ma, R) 1.00 A Current Affair. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGadl, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.10 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Left Off The Map. (R) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.

5.00 10 News First.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.

7.30 Making It Australia. Eleven makers return to the crafting barn for two home sweet home-themed challenges.

9.00 Bull. (Ma, R) Benny’s burgeoning political career is threatened when he and Bull mount a difficult defence for a young mother accused of aiding and abetting her extremist husband in an act of domestic terrorism.

12.00 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news and events.

1.00 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? 8.30 Art Works.

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8.00 Becker. 9.00 The Middle. 10.00 Frasier. 11.00 Friends. Noon The King Of Queens. 1.00 Becker.

2.00 The Big Bang Theory. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends.

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Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Late Programs.

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5.00 Malcolm. 6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. 7.00 That ’70s Show. 7.30 MOVIE: Safe House. (2012, M) 9.45 MOVIE: Collateral.

(2004, MA15+) 12.10am Love Island USA. 1.05 The Bi Life. 2.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

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2pm Anote’s Ark. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.25 Bushwhacked!

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7.00 Our Stories. 7.15 Keep Calm And Decolonize.

7.20 News. 7.30 Yokayi Footy. 8.30 Over The Black Dot. 9.35 NITV News Update. 9.45 Rugby League.

NRL. WA Premiership. 11.00 Late Programs.

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Wildwitch. (2018, PG, Danish) 7.25 Abe. (2019, PG) 9.00 The Falcons. (2018, PG, Icelandic) 10.55 The Ash Lad. (2017, PG, Norwegian) 12.55pm Rams.

(2015, M, Icelandic) 2.35 The Illusionist. (2010, PG) 4.05 Tom Thumb. (2001, PG, French) 5.45 Growing Up Smith. (2015, PG) 7.40 Free In Deed. (2015, M) 9.30 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. (2009, MA15+, Swedish) 12.15am Late Programs.

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1pm Picker Sisters. 2.00 Alaska’s Wild Gourmet.

3.00 Caught On Dashcam. 4.00 Fish’n With Mates.

4.30 The Mike & Cole Show. 5.00 Demolition NZ. 5.30 Storage Wars. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 8.00 Surveillance Oz Dashcam. 8.30 Beach Cops. 9.00 Fat Pizza: Back In Business. 9.40 Australia’s Sexiest Tradie. 10.20 Late Programs.

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The Eric Estrada Estrangement Fiasco

By Stuart McCullough I STAND corrected. Just a week ago, I wrote about how my father had kept an empty tin can with pictures stuck on it as either an act of sentimental parental devotion or administrative oversight.

It was, so I claimed, proof that my father had never given up hope that I might one day produce an even greater piece of art. Or, alternatively, that he really liked ‘Ponch’ from CHiPs. Either way, I was touched that he’d kept it all these years. But that was a week ago and, frankly, a lot can change in a week. It was shortly after the story was published that I received a phone call from my father.

I began by wishing him a happy Father’s Day. He began by telling me that he no longer had the tin can pencil holder. His account from that point on became ever less reliable. He initially suggested that the tin can pencil holder could well be a figment of my imagination. This was difficult to hear.

Not only was the tin can pencil holder a cherished childhood memory, it has formed the backbone of my curriculum vitae for the past thirty years and it now seems that every job I’ve held in that period was under false pretences.

Before there was a chance to get to the bottom of whether or not the object had ever existed or was the product over an over-stimulated imagination in what can only be described as a stationery-based fever-dream, my father changed tack. He then speculated that the item hadn’t held a place on his desk for at least twenty years. Granted, it’s fair to say that during this pandemic time has lost all meaning and the term itself may be removed from the diction-

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suspect you of stealing something that is so obviously without any tangible value whatsoever, to say nothing of the fact that it’s also devoid of artistic merit.

Naturally, I later put this accusation to my brother who denied it. Perhaps he denied it a little too strongly. But, despite my reservations I was ultimately prepared to accept that he had no need for a place to put his pencils as all his work was done on a laptop. Sure, it stung a little to hear that something you created is no longer considered useful, but he made a compelling point. An uneasy peace arose between us as I made a mental note to monitor ‘Gumtree’ for the next few weeks in the event he tried and offload his ill-gotten gain.

My father then said something that sent a chill racing through my veins.

‘Perhaps it’s in the shed’. Without fear of overstatement, everything that ever existed is in my father’s shed. Jimmy Hoffa is in the shed (behind the wooden water-skis, probably). Lost civilizations, too, wondering how to get past the large wooden dresser that’s been sitting there for decades. Whatever you’ve lost; be it a pair of shoes, a watch or your youth, chances are you’d find it in my father’s shed. Being sent to the shed is not so much about a change in location as it is a destiny.

Obviously, for something to be transported from the house to the shed requires an active decision on the part of my father. A decision he’d not seen the need to take over previous decades. It posed the question – what else had my father decided to send to the shed during lockdown? There’s a banner that hangs just outside his study. It says ‘We

Love Our Dad’ and there’s a computer-generated image of myself and my siblings. Because this was done in the mid-eighties, it looks as though our faces have been deliberately blurred out, like we’re whistleblowers appearing on television.

I have distinct memories of one of my brothers looking as though he had no eyebrows at all and that these were added later with a grey lead pencil.

Given that time has not been kind to it, has it too been sent to the shed? I don’t want to panic, but I fear for the safety of my football trophies. They’re so amazingly small that they’d be completely swallowed up by the shed, never to be seen again. That said, if he’s relocated the photos of us as kids where we were all dressed the same as though we were members of a cult, that wouldn’t be so bad.

Only my father would use a winter of discontent for spring-cleaning. When the day finally comes and I can get back to Tyabb, who knows what I’ll find. Or not find, as the case may be. All I know is that when I stick my head in to my father’s study, I won’t see Eric Estrada’s smiling face.

Then again, perhaps it’s all just a ruse and he knows exactly where the tin can pencil holder is. There’s only one way to find out. When I finally get around to shopping for my father, I will buy him dozens and dozens of pencils. Either the tin can pencil holder will magically appear or there will be complete pencil mayhem. It may seem petty, but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere. And I have plenty of pencils with which to draw it. stuart@stuartmccullough.com

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Third time lucky for Avalon?

HORSE RACING

By Ben Triandafillou SHANE Nichols is adamant there’s another good race in his star galloper Streets Of Avalon.

The ever-consistent gelding finished just off the placegetters in the Group Two Feehan Stakes last start when out to the mile but returns to his favourite track and trip this Saturday at Caulfield.

The seven-year-old, who has claimed both of his Group One wins over 1400m at the track, will line up in the Group One Sir Rupert Clarke Stakes (1400m) for the third time.

Nichols said the gelding is going super and just needs to draw a good barrier to be in the finish.

“It was a commendable run (last start),” he said. “He finished a length away in a Group Two. He was still in front at the furlong but he just can’t go up another gear when at the mile.

“He ran fifth in the same race last year and the drew bad (barrier 14 of 16) in the Rupert Clarke. We cannot win from those gates.”

Jockey Damien Oliver will take over the reins of Streets of Avalon with Dean Yendall, who’s ridden the gelding at his last two starts, committing to Ciaron Maher and David Eustace’s Amish Boy for the Group One contest.

Nichols has earmarked the Group Three Moonga Stakes (1400m) and the Group Three Kevin Heffernan Stakes (1300m) as potential winnable races moving forward.

Streets of Avalon may also head to the Group Two Crystal Mile (1600m) in between those two outings.

Another promising galloper, So You Assume, is set to return for Nichols in the Group Two Stocks Stakes (1600m) next Friday night. Nichols has won the race twice in the past with his aptly named star mare I Am A Star.

Another one?: Streets of Avalon aiming for his third Group One win over the Caulfield 1400 metres on Saturday.

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