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Kimba Wall became an official Chelsea SES crew member last week. She is one of the only people with Down Syndrome to ever be a member of the SES. See story page 3.
KIMBA Wall has the Chelsea SES behind her. Picture: Gary Sissons
Opposition on board for rail loop project Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au THE federal opposition will spend $2.2 billion on the Suburban Rail Loop project if it wins this weekend’s federal election. Labor leader Anthony Albanese made the announcement alongside Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews last
week. The first stop on the Suburban Rail Loop is planned to be on the Frankston line in Cheltenham. The completed rail loop will link all major rail lines from Frankston to Werribee, and provide a long-awaited railway connection to Melbourne Airport. Construction on the SRL East section of the project, running from the Frankston line to Box Hill, has begun.
The opposition’s announced funding will go towards construction costs. SRL East is projected to cost more than $30 billion according to a business case released last year, with trains running by 2035. Labor leader Anthony Albanese said that project would “change how Melburnians live and how they interact with their city.” “I won’t be a Prime Minister that
uses infrastructure to play political games, I will be a Prime Minister who invests in the projects that matter,” he said. Premier Daniel Andrews welcomed the announcement, saying that the Suburban Rail Loop will “change the way we move around the state, slashing travel times and taking more cars off our roads for faster, safer journeys.” “We welcome federal Labor’s con-
tribution to the Suburban Rail Loop, which will support thousands of Victorian jobs in the coming years. It’s a project Victorians voted for – and we’re getting on with it,” he said. The state government hopes that the trip from Cheltenham to Box Hill will take 22 minutes once the project is finished. It is planning that the SRL East section of the railway line will be used by 70,000 passengers a day.
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KINGSTON Council is moving ahead with the purchase of a site in Mordialloc to build a new swimming centre on. A parcel of land at 1-7 Wells Road in Mordialloc will be the home of the aquatic centre, Kingston Council says. In December last year council executed an option deed for the land worth $14.6 million. The future pool site is across the road from Jack Grut Reserve. Council began investigating options for a new pool location after structural issues forced the closure of Don Tatnell Leisure Centre in 2020. At a recent meeting, Kingston councillors voted to proceed with the purchase. Kingston mayor Steve Staikos says that a new aquatic facility will
“provide facilities that are more sustainable, accessible and environmentally sensitive than ever before”. “It’s right in the heart of our city and it’s ready to become an asset for all ages. From learning to swim, building strength in the gym, practicing your butterfly, to warm water exercise and rehabilitation, our aquatic and leisure centre will be able to cater to you,” he said. A report prepared for Kingston Council last year read that the total cost of building a new aquatic centre could be between $40 million and $50 million (“Preferred site for new pool revealed” The News 19/1/22). Kingston councillor Cameron Howe is concerned that the budget for the project could blow out further.
“The pool will leave a big hole in the ground and an even bigger hole in the council’s pocket, putting the council into significant debt for a service running at a loss, which many ratepayers would be unaware of including any risk of delays in ordinary capital works programming,” Howe said. “Without a business case or project operational costs, the decision to spend $14.6 million plus GST on a new site displayed poor discipline in business.” The federal Labor opposition has pledged $20 million towards the project if it wins this weekend’s election. To view plans for the project and make a submission visit yourkingstonyoursay.com.au/aquatic-facilityplan Brodie Cowburn
Works continue near you and there will be transport disruptions As part of Victoria’s Big Build, we’re removing 85 dangerous and congested level crossings, with 60 already gone. We’re also upgrading roads and freeways in Melbourne’s south to reduce congestion and improve travel times to make your journey safer and easier. Train disruptions: Buses replace trains in both directions 1 to 2 Jun
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SES history maker ‘proud’ to join the team Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au CHELSEA SES has a very popular new crew member. Kimba Wall has been part of the SES unit for the last decade. Wall has been the unofficial mascot for the Chelsea SES, often appearing in the unit’s Christmas videos and social media posts. Last week Kimba Wall took the next step, and is now an official crew member. She is one of the only people with Down Syndrome to ever pass the tests required to join the SES. Wall was handed a certificate commemorating her achievement at an event last week. There she told the media she was “so proud to be part of Chelsea SES”. “I’m so proud of my disability and wearing this orange uniform. I’m proud to be part of this team as a volunteer,” she said. Kimba’s father, SES crew member Phil Wall, said that she “blitzed” the tests. “[Chelsea SES unit controller] Ron Fitch and I were talking and I said it would be nice to get her a uniform like a t-shirt, and he said he reckoned we could do better and that it was time she became a full member. It wasn’t something we thought about before but we told Kimba and she wanted to do it,” he said. “As a family we have never told Kimba that because of Down Syndrome she can’t do anything, so we agreed to do it. The SES said they can’t cut corners for her with her test, but Kimba blitzed it. She would be the first one to put her hand up, she put up lights and generators for night search. She’s going to be working with me, so if we go to a scene, she knows what’s going on and how to stay safe, what to do and what not to do.” Kimba Wall’s official title is crew member supervised. Her role at Chelsea SES will be in areas of community engagement, PR events, and fundraising. Wear Orange Wednesday is this week, 18 May. The day commemorates the efforts of SES volunteers across the country. For more information visit wowday.com.au
NEWLY inducted SES crew member supervised, Kimba Wall. Picture: Gary Sissons
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Stolen car crashed Dog taken from home A MAN who allegedly stole and crashed a car from a property in Clayton South has been arrested. Police allege the man stole the Mitsubishi 380 from an address on Evergreen Boulevard in the early hours of 13 May. A wallet and bank cards were also allegedly stolen. The Mitsubishi later collided with a white ute at the intersection of South Road and Railway Crescent, then crashed into a business. Police say they arrested the man after he initially tried to flee on foot. He was taken to hospital and has been questioned by police. Anyone with dashcam footage or information can contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or make a report online at www. crimestoppersvic.com.au.
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A DOG has been stolen from a home in Clayton South. Police allege that Jack Russell dog Ollie was taken on 12 March. They say the dog was taken away in a dark grey Mazda CX-5 being driven by a woman. In a statement police said that the woman “is believed to still have possession of Ollie”. “Police are seeking the identity of the female driver of the Mazda CX-5 who is believed to have possession of Ollie. Ollie, who is approximately 13 years old, may appear underweight due to a medical condition and is in urgent need of his medication,” the statement read. Anyone with information can contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or make a report online at www.crimestoppersvic.com.au and quote the incident number 220083933
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A MAN is wanted in relation to a Frankston North burglary. Police allege a man wearing a black football top with a yellow sash broke into a home on Mitre Crescent in Frankston North at around 11.30am on 8 May. Images of a man (right) police wish to speak to about the burglary have been released. Anyone who recognises him can contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or submit a confidential crime report at www.crimestoppersvic.com.au.
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GALLERY TALK National Works on Paper finalists were announced last week. From close to 900 applications, 78 artworks were selected from all corners of Australia. We are looking forward to this year’s award and presenting artworks that showcase the amazing diversity and dexterity of paper. NWOP is an important biennial exhibition and award and will be displayed at MPRG from 13 August to 27 November 2022. It was fantastic to be involved in the recent DRIFT Arts Festival. Staying open late with workshops, talks, tours and live music activated the Gallery in an exciting new way and opened the doors to new audiences. For the remainder of May we have some cool building banners and a new lightbox artwork by local artist Joshua Searle.
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We held our first Contemplating Art conversation at Montalto with internationally acclaimed Australian artist Patricia Piccinini. Our second conversation coming up in July will be with Archibald
Prize winning artist Euan Macleod. Tickets go on sale for this shortly. We have some wonderful public programs coming up for you this month including a conversation with artists Louise Rippert and Steve Carr. We are thrilled that Steve will be traveling from New Zealand to take part in this program. He will also be delivering a workshop designed to expand your knowledge and understanding of contemporary video practice. This is a unique opportunity to collaborate on a performative art piece and learn thoughtful video making techniques with a leading contemporary artist. Finally, Friends of MPRG are hosting a talk by Russ Incoll about the Silos Art Trail on 11 July. Learn more about Australia’s largest outdoor gallery. Visit our website for more information about our exhibitions and events. We hope to see you at MPRG soon.
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Voting gets underway THE federal election is still days away, but voters have already begun casting their ballots. There are seven candidates for the seat of Isaacs. Incumbent Labor MP Mark Dreyfus is being challenged by Liberal Robbie Beaton, The Greens’ Alex Breskin, One Nation’s Boris Sokiransky, Liberal Democrat Sarah O’Donnell, Animal Justice Party’s Alix Livingstone, and United Australia Party’s Scott McCamish. Early voting is underway. Local early voting booths are open 8am-8pm until Thursday, and 8am to 6pm on Friday. They can be found at: • 4th Mordialloc Sea Scouts Hall - 24 Park St, Mordialloc VIC 3195 • North Cheltenham Scouts Hall 7th Cheltenham Scouts - 73 Argus Street, Cheltenham
To find a full list of polling booths open now and on election day visit aec.gov.au/election The News submitted questions to all candidates in Isaacs and Dunkley last week. To see how they responded visit baysidenews.com.au.
EARLY voters casting their ballots in Mornington. Picture: Gary Sissons
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Frankston makes tourism award shortlist FRANKSTON has been nominated for another major tourism award. Frankston has been named a finalist for the 2022 Victorian Top Tourism Town Awards, hosted by the Victoria Tourism Industry Council. Earlier this year Frankston’s street art walking tours won the top prize for tours at the 2021 Australian Street Art Awards. Frankston was also shortlisted for the VTIC awards in 2021. Frankston’s competitors for the Victorian tourism prize are Ballarat, Bendigo, Echuca, Lakes Entrance, Mildura, Shepparton, and Werribee. The
winner will receive $10,000 of airtime with Prime 7, and will progress to the national finals alongside the other two most successful Victorian areas. VTIC Chief Executive Felicia Mariani said the awards serve as a way to help revitalise the tourism industry following the COVID-19 pandemic. “We’re calling on every Victorian to cast their vote and show their support for our domestic tourism industry,” she said. “Every tourism business has worked so hard to survive the past two years. It’s the perfect time to acknowledge what regional towns and centres
have done to revitalise their tourism experiences and welcome visitors back. “Victorians have been charmed by their own backyard — two years of being in and out of lockdown have shown many of us we don’t have to leave Victoria for a getaway. It’s renewed our love for stunning regional destinations. The Victorian Tourism Awards capture that love, and help us honour our favourite parts of this great state as a top tourism town.” To cast a vote in the awards visit vtic. com.au
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Hung parliament positives Isn’t a “hung parliament” the same as a robust widely representative democracy? No wonder the Liberals are panicking - they might have to consider other people’s views and not be able to steamroller and bully Bills through any more which basically got us into this mess. Sounds to me like a “hung parliament” is a good thing actually. Esther Gleixner, Flinders
Facts and figures In regard to those arguing that a [government] leader should have all facts and figures to hand, let’s not forget that the government and opposition allocate portfolios to various politicians. When it comes to remembering specifics, they are the representatives best to handle the information. Although it is best to target those who supposedly know their own portfolios let’s never forget the debacle of Aged Care Minister Richard Colbeck and his strangulation of facts and figures during the inquiry into aged nursing homes. Anne Kruger, Rye
Nearly there … Election day. “Are we there yet,” recalling the call of a child in the back seat while stopping at the first set of lights on a long car trip interstate. Not quite, time for last minute fear mongering: Death taxes, GST increases, boat arrivals, cost of living, anything likely to increase the fear of a change of government. The many Letters contributors to this newspaper setting out shaky reasoning to vote (like most of us?) for their biased choice. All part of our Mornington Peninsula merry go round. We look forward to the pleasure of weeks without stupid phone calls and an empty mail box. Perhaps even politicians who tell the truth? Loquacity, with apology to Shakespeare: “He speaks an infinite deal of nothing, more than any man in all Australia; his reasons are as two grains of wheat hid in two bushels of chaff; you shall seek all day till you find them; and when you have them, they are not worth the search.” Cliff Ellen, Rye
Refugee promises The Grandmothers for Refugees, Flinders Electorate group has advocated for more humane refugee policies for many years. Anything that has been done to better the lives of some refugees is seemingly tokenistic and done with an eye to the election. We request that mandatory detention and offshore detention end, that there is a timely release from detention, that refugees have the right to permanent protection with the end of all temporary visas, and policies which can assist refugees to re-unite with their families. The recognised contribution of refugees to Australia over many years has benefitted us all. Ann Renkin, Shoreham
Outstanding questions As far as I know [Labor leader] Anthony Albanese and [Prime Minister] Scott Morrison have not been asked the questions that really matter to most Australian voters. I find this incredible considering that there is scientific evidence which reveals, beyond a doubt, that your income is a measure of your quality of life, your security and health. No politician should be elected to any parliament unless they know the answers to such important questions: What is the poverty line in Australia? The OECD states it is now at $460.33 a week for a single person, higher for couples. The JobSeeker rate has, however, been deliberately kept way below this measure. What is the minimum adult rate of pay in Australia? It’s currently only $772.60 a week while our MPs can be paid more than 20 times this amount plus electoral and secretarial allowances. What is the impact of poverty on the community? Poverty prevents people from meeting their most basic needs in life, contributes to increasing homelessness, and makes individuals vulnerable to both serious physical and psychological health problems. What about inequality? Inequality undermines public trust and confidence in our MPs and leaders. It also contributes to crime and creates externalities that compromise life in the wider community. John Glazebrook, Rye
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Diego, California and Olivers Hill, Frankston. Our close proximity neighbors recently dobbed my son in to the council for excessive loud music in our garden shed in our backyard where he chills after work and has his smokes. I cannot hear his music from inside our home so how the heck can they hear it unless they are up against our fence? After the past two years with COVID locking the world down and now the horrid situation in Ukraine where men, women and children are fleeing their homes in fear of a war monster we have this type of people living here among us trying to cause trouble over music. They should get a life and leave others alone. Neville Smith, Mornington
Life-saving help I am writing to thank everyone involved when I tripped over in Seaford on 31 March. I had been to the flower show and was walking to my car when I fell. Many people came to my aid and assisted me as I split my head open. I was very fortunate as two off duty paramedics were walking by. They saved my life by stopping the bleeding. After waiting on the footpath for two hours for an ambulance to come I was then taken to Frankston Hospital emergency where I waited in line with 16 ambulances ahead of mine, to be admitted. I was eventually taken to Peninsula Private hospital where I was operated on. I have since made a full recovery and I am so grateful to all the people who helped me on that day. Thank you all. Glenys Slade, Mount Martha
Kangaroo court
What is needed to stop the disgusting state of the [Frankston] boardwalk? It is covered constantly with dog poo and council officers need to start issuing fines for dog owners who are negligent in picking up their dog’s poo. At ratepayers’ expense they are provided with bags and bins for the disposal of poo. As ratepayers, my husband and I have watched dog owners brazenly keep walking after their dog defecated on the board walk. Mary Georgiou, Frankston south
When is corrupt not corrupt? Better ask the LNP. They seem to call ICAC and IBAC “kangaroo courts” if one of their boys or girls is caught with their fingers in the till or doing something shady (and there have been several). A mere suggestion of IBAC or ICAC brings howls of indignation and “kangaroo court” and “witch hunt”. However, there’s been no cries of kangaroo court over the ICAC findings on [Victorian Premier] Dan Andrews, why is that? I don’t expect answers anytime soon from the Libs. John Cain, McCrae
Rate loss
‘Brazen’ stance
It appears that Frankston Council is playing with rate distribution as a way of increasing rates to the residents. It will decrease rates to business properties and expect residents to subsidise those, so they remain under the cap. So much for pensioners and low income families whose properties have already been overvalued. It is well past time for this council to reevaluate just what it is spending our hard earned cash on. Garry Mahoney, Frankston South
Despi O’Connor continues as a candidate for the seat of Flinders despite the fact that she is ineligible under section 44 of the Constitution (“O’Connor proceeds despite ‘roadblock’” The Times 10/5/22. This raises questions as to how the preferences will flow as well as a likely High Court challenge and a by-election, should she be electorally successful in the first instance. Some just brazen it out. Geoff Gowers, Merricks North
Non-musical Living here in Mornington is God’s backyard and, to me, it’s paradise. I love being near the water having grown up in Yarrawonga on the mighty Murray River, lived in beautiful San
Under represented Despi O’Connor has left my community of Briars Ward without full representation because she took five months leave from her job as a Mornington Peninsula Shire councillor to campaign as an independent candidate for federal parliament.
If she is elected on Saturday, the community will again be without democratic representation for some time. This is because there will be a High Court challenge to determine her eligibility, which could lead to an expensive by-election. To misquote Oscar Wilde: “To leave your electorate without an elected representative once may be regarded as a misfortune; to do it twice looks like carelessness.” Margaret Powell, Mornington
Enough is enough Last week of the election campaign and it looks as though, like us, the polies have had enough. Recently on television the Liberal Party has been warning Labor that there is a hole in the economic bucket they will hand over if Labor wins. What an amazing fact to admit. Maybe the Liberals do not really want to win. It’s surely time for regulated political advertising similar to product advertising. We need our politicians to treat us intelligently and to stop “dumbing down” the people they serve. James Carr, McCrae
Morrison is missing Another day and yet another blessed Liberal pamphlet. One has to be impressed by the sheer amount of money [Liberal candidate] Zoe McKenzie is throwing desperately at this Flinders election campaign if nothing else. The glossy messaging hides some rather shabby distortions of the truth, however. For example, AGL’s planned Crib Point gas line was never Labor’s project. The Andrews state government ensured due process and ruled the pipeline unacceptable after unprecedented levels of community protest. Perhaps if Zoe had been living on the Mornington Peninsula at the time she would have known that. She is also claiming credit for stopping the proposed new quarry at Arthur’s Seat. Another fiction. And the $5 million “secured” for the redevelopment of the Rosebud Hospital – that money was for the business plan. When it comes to working with state government to achieve real outcomes for the peninsula, the Morrison government has failed dismally. The Liberals have not fought for urgent action on climate change. They have not acted to protect Australia’s environment. Locally, they want to change existing green wedge legislation. Economically the Liberals have given Australians wage stagnation and higher costs of living. In terms of health, the Liberals mismanaged the response to the COVID-19 pandemic, failing to provide effective quarantine facilities and delaying access to vaccines which forced the imposition of lockdowns. So, while Zoe’s smiling face beams remorselessly from your letterbox and every blue billboard, voters should ask if they really want three more years of Scott Morrison’s federal government? So often Scott Morrison has been missing in action during crises – bushfires, floods, pandemics. And just where is Scott Morrison’s face in any of Zoe’s advertising material? Kerry Macdonald, Mount Martha Letters - 300 words maximum and including full name, address and contact number - can be sent to The News, PO Box 588, Hastings 3915 or emailed to: team@mpnews.com.au
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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Australian Story. (R) 10.30 Takeover Melbourne. (PG) 11.00 Griff’s Canadian Adventure. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Gruen Nation. (R) 1.35 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. (R) 2.05 Poldark. (PG, R) 3.05 Grand Designs Australia. (R) 3.55 Long Lost Family UK. (PG) 4.40 Tenable. (PG) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 11. Highlights. 8.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Country Music. (PG, R) 3.00 The Point. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.35 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG, R) 4.05 Jeopardy! 4.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 5.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 11. Highlights.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Dangerous Liaisons. (1988, Mansv, R) 2.30 Kochie’s Business Builders. 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Deadly Vows. (2017, Mav, R) 1.50 Talking Honey. (PGa) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGadl) 1.00 MasterChef Australia. (R) 2.10 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. 5.00 10 News First.
6.00 The Drum. 6.55 Sammy J. (PG) 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Foreign Correspondent. 8.30 Q+A. Public affairs program. 9.35 Courtney Act’s One Plus One. (R) Hosted by Courtney Act. 10.05 ABC Late News. 10.20 The Business. (R) 10.35 The Family Court Murders. (PG, R) 11.35 Scottish Vets Down Under. (PG, R) 12.05 Miniseries: Dark Money. (Madl, R) 1.05 Louis Theroux’s Forbidden America. (MA15+a, R) 2.05 Classic Countdown. (PG, R) 3.00 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.20 Sammy J. (PG, R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.35 World’s Most Scenic River Journeys: Hudson. (PG) Narrated by Bill Nighy. 8.30 The Real Peaky Blinders: The Racecourse Wars. (M) Part 2 of 2. 9.30 Miniseries: Holding. (M) Part 2 of 4. 10.30 SBS World News Late. 11.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 12. 1.30 Reprisal. (MA15+v, R) 3.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PGaw, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGav) Logan discovers Mac’s secret. 8.30 The Front Bar. (M) Hosts Mick Molloy, Sam Pang and Andy Maher take a lighter look at the world of sport. 9.30 The Latest: Seven News. 10.00 MOVIE: Tag. (2018, Mdls, R) A group of five friends play a game of tag. Jeremy Renner, Ed Helms. 12.00 Meghan & Harry: A Royal Rebellion. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 RBT. (Mdl) 8.30 Emergency. (Mam, R) Dr Sarah Whitelaw battles to save a teen driver. 9.30 New Amsterdam. (Mam) Max and Sharpe go public with their relationship. 10.30 The Equalizer. (Mdv) 11.20 Nine News Late. 11.50 Urbex: Enter At Your Own Risk. (Ml, R) 12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.30 The Project. Join the hosts for a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics. 7.30 MasterChef Australia. The bottom two teams from the previous challenge face elimination and must split their 90-minute cooking time over two rounds. 9.40 Law & Order: SVU. (Mav) Benson investigates allegations against a popular radio personality after encountering him at a gala. 11.30 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news. 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Hosted by Stephen Colbert. 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s
Programs. 7.10pm Grace’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.30 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. (Final) 9.10 Gruen Nation. 9.45 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. 10.15 QI. 10.50 Tomorrow Tonight. (Final) 11.20 Insert Name Here. 11.50 Live At The Apollo. 12.35am Would I Lie To You? 1.05 Parks And Recreation. 1.50 Defending The Guilty. 2.15 ABC News Update. 2.20 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon American Song Contest. 3.00 Cyberwar. 3.30 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 3.40 WorldWatch. 5.10 Shortland St. 5.40 Joy Of Painting. 6.10 Abandoned Engineering. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Fighter Pilot: The Real Top Gun. 9.25 Inside The World’s Toughest Prisons. 10.20 I Was A Teenage Felon. 11.10 The Feed. 11.40 Late Programs.
7TWO (72) 6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Gold Digger. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 World’s Deadliest Weather: Caught On Camera. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Father Brown. 8.30 Murdoch Mysteries. 10.30 Without A Trace. 12.30am The Fine Art Auction. 3.30 All The Things. 4.00 Harry’s Practice. 4.30 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: It’s Great To Be Young! (1956) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 11. Newcastle Knights v Brisbane Broncos. 9.50 Thursday Night Knock Off. 10.35 The Price Of Duty. 11.35 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon This Is Us. 1.00 The Middle. 2.00 Mom. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
N ITV (34) 6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 3.00 Bushwhacked! 3.25 The Magic Canoe. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 The 77 Percent. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Arctic Secrets. 7.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. 8.30 Tribal. 9.30 MOVIE: Supremacy. (2014) 11.30 Late Programs.
SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Land Of The Bears. Continued. (2014, French) 6.50 The Band’s Visit. (2007, M, Arabic) 8.25 Believe. (2013, PG) 10.15 Yoga Hosers. (2016, M) 11.50 Diva. (1981, M, French) 2pm Little Nicolas. (2009, PG, French) 3.45 The Music Of Silence. (2017, PG) 5.55 Bill. (2015, PG) 7.45 Zoo. (2017, M) 9.30 The Blues Brothers. (1980, M) 11.55 First Love. (2019, MA15+, Japanese) 2am Late Programs.
7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 10.00 America’s Game. 11.00 A Football Life. Noon Pawnography. 1.00 Family Guy. 2.00 American Dad! 3.00 Pawn Stars. 3.30 Shipping Wars. 4.00 Fish’n Mates. 4.30 Leepu And Pitbull. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 MOVIE: Paul Blart: Mall Cop. (2009, PG) 9.30 MOVIE: Step Brothers. (2008, MA15+) 11.35 Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon The Six Million Dollar Man. 1.00 The A-Team. 2.00 SeaQuest DSV. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 Survivor 42. 8.30 MOVIE: Fast Five. (2011, M) 11.00 Young Sheldon. 11.30 Up All Night. Midnight 90 Day Fiance. 1.00 Made In Chelsea. 2.00 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 What’s Up Down Under. 8.30 NBL Slam. 9.00 The Love Boat. 10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Bull. 10.30 SEAL Team. 12.30am Shopping. 2.00 Late Programs.
CONSUMER ADVICE (P) Pre-school (C) Children (PG) Parental Guidance Recommended (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (R) Repeat (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence.
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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Q+A. (R) 11.05 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Barons. (Madlsv, R) 1.55 Father Brown. (PG, R) 3.00 Grand Designs Australia. (R) 3.55 Long Lost Family UK. (PG) 4.40 Tenable. (PG) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 12. Highlights. 8.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Country Music. (PG, R) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.35 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG, R) 4.05 Jeopardy! 4.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 5.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 12. Highlights.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Sundays At Tiffany’s. (2010, Ms, R) 2.00 House Of Wellness. (PG) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: The Wrong Nanny. (2017, Mav) 1.45 Garden Gurus Moments. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (Ma) 1.00 The Living Room. (R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. 5.00 10 News First.
6.00 The Drum. A look at how people will vote. 7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories. 7.30 Australia Votes. 8.00 Gardening Australia. Jane Edmanson visits Zan Rowe. 9.00 Keeping Faith. (Return, Mal) Faith tries to be positive as she juggles being a mother and taking on a new case. 10.00 Agatha Raisin. (PG, R) Sir Charles’s friend receives a death threat. 10.50 ABC Late News. 11.05 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. (R) 11.35 Tomorrow Tonight. (Final, PG, R) 12.05 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Great Asian Railway Journeys: Ho Chi Minh To Hoi An. (PG, R) 8.40 Ancient Superstructures: The Louvre. Part 1 of 3. 9.40 Secrets Of The Royal Palaces. (PG) Kate Williams takes a look at Kensington Palace. 10.30 SBS World News Late. 11.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 13. 1.30 The Killing. (Mlv, R) 3.45 Hunters. (PGal, R) 4.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PG, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Better Homes And Gardens. Adam makes a creative curved shelf for toilet paper. Juliet shows how to make eco-friendly cleaning products. 7.30 Football. AFL. Round 10. Carlton v Sydney. From Marvel Stadium, Melbourne. 10.30 AFL Post-Game Show. Post-game discussion and interviews. 11.00 Armchair Experts. (M) A panel discusses all things AFL. 11.30 To Be Advised. 1.15 The Goldbergs. (PGa, R) Pops tries to make Adam cool. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 5.00 NBC Today.
6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Take Me Home. (PG) At SAFE, a big dog named Rover arrives. 8.30 MOVIE: Marley & Me. (2008, PGals, R) A married couple adopt a labrador puppy which eventually grows to become an uncontrollable dog. Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston, Eric Dane. 10.50 MOVIE: Along Came Polly. (2004, Ms, R) A troubled man falls for an old classmate. Ben Stiller. 12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 A Current Affair. (R)
6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 The Living Room. Samuel Johnson and his sister Hilde stop by to share stories of love and kindness over the dinner table with team. 8.30 To Be Advised. 9.30 First Dates Australia. (R) Sweet-natured Nicole is worried her eyebrows and sleeve tattoos might put off men, as she sits down for a date with charming Englishman Richard. 10.30 To Be Advised. 11.30 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news. 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Hosted by Stephen Colbert. 1.30 Home Shopping. (R)
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Grace’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Hard Quiz. 8.30 MOVIE: Strictly Ballroom. (1992, PG) 10.05 Black Mirror. 10.55 MOVIE: The Wrestler. (2008, MA15+) 12.40am QI. 1.15 Parks And Recreation. 1.55 Defending The Guilty. 2.25 ABC News Update. 2.30 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Guess How Much I Love You. 5.25 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon American Song Contest. 3.00 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw Bitesize. 3.05 Planet A. 3.35 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw Bitesize. 3.40 WorldWatch. 5.10 Shortland St. 5.40 Joy Of Painting. 6.10 Abandoned Engineering. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats. 8.30 Hoarders. 9.20 Atlanta. 9.50 Sex Actually With Alice Levine. 10.45 Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Sydney Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Dog Patrol. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Better Homes And Gardens. 8.30 Her Majesty The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee. 10.30 Escape To The Perfect Town. 11.40 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: The Magic Box. (1951) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 11. Parramatta Eels v Manly Sea Eagles. 9.55 Golden Point. 10.35 MOVIE: Beirut. (2018, MA15+) 12.45am Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 NBL Slam. 7.30 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon The King Of Queens. 1.00 The Middle. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.00 Charmed. (Return) Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 11.00 A Football Life. Noon Pawnography. 1.00 Crazy On A Plane. 2.00 Billy The Exterminator. 3.00 Pawn Stars. 3.30 Shipping Wars. 4.00 Timbersports. 4.30 Leepu And Pitbull. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 AFL: Friday Night Countdown. 7.30 MOVIE: Spider-Man: Far From Home. (2019, M) 10.10 MOVIE: The Rookie. (1990, M) 12.40am Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon The Six Million Dollar Man. 1.00 The A-Team. 2.00 SeaQuest DSV. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 MOVIE: Happy Feet. (2006) 7.40 MOVIE: Nanny McPhee Returns. (2010) 9.50 MOVIE: How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. (2003, PG) 12.10am Supergirl. 1.10 Made In Chelsea. 2.10 Summer House. 3.00 Bakugan: Armored Alliance. 3.30 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 8.30 Reel Action. 9.00 The Love Boat. 10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. 10.30 Evil. 11.30 48 Hours. 12.30am Shopping. 2.00 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 NITV News: Nula. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 Arctic Secrets. 7.30 Sesame Street: 50 Years Of Sunny Days. 9.00 Bedtime Stories. 9.10 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 10.00 On The Road. 11.00 Late Programs.
Playtime. (1967, PG, French) 8.15 Bill. (2015, PG) 10.00 Goodbye Mother. (2019, M, Vietnamese) 12.05pm Two Days, One Night. (2014, M, French) 1.55 The Band’s Visit. (2007, M, Arabic) 3.30 Kundun. (1997, PG) 6.00 Bugsy Malone. (1976, PG) 7.40 Brief Encounter. (1974, M) 9.30 A Star Is Born. (1976, M) 12.05am The Untamed. (2016, MA15+, Spanish) 1.55 Late Programs.
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6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 11.00 Landline. (R) 11.30 Back Roads. (PGs, R) 12.00 Australia Votes: Election Day. 12.45 Midsomer Murders. (Msv, R) 2.15 Father Brown. (Mav, R) 3.00 Grand Designs. (R) 4.00 Australia Votes: Election Day. 5.00 ABC News: Australia Votes. 6.00 Australia Votes: Election Night Live – Polls Close. A look at the latest election news. 7.00 Australia Votes: Election Night Live. Coverage of the 2022 federal election. 9.30 Australia Votes: Election Results Live. Coverage of the latest election news, featuring ABC chief election analyst Antony Green. 12.00 Barons. (Madlsv, R) Tracy learns a difficult lesson at work. 12.55 The Good Karma Hospital. (Ma, R) AJ returns to the hospital keen to impress. 1.45 Victoria. (Final, PG, R) 2.30 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 13. Highlights. 8.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 The Untold Story Of Australian Wrestling. (R) 2.10 Dr Russell’s Imaginarium. (PG, R) 2.50 The Lost Season. (PGl, R) 4.00 The Rising. 4.30 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 13. Highlights. 5.30 Governor Macquarie’s Silent Witness. (PG, R) 5.40 Nazi Megastructures: Russian War. (PGa, R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. (M) Hosted by Michael Hing. 8.30 Big Fat Quiz Of Everything. (M) Guests include Rob Beckett, Richard Ayoade, Rosie Jones, Roisin Conaty, Mawaan Rizwan and Joanne McNally. 10.15 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 14. 1.30 MOVIE: The Young Victoria. (2009, PGsv, R, , Canada) 3.25 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PG, R) 4.55 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News Morning.
6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 MOVIE: The Iron Giant. (1999, PGa, R) 1.55 MOVIE: Caddyshack. (1980, PGdls, R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 Australia Decides: Your Vote 2022. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Australia Decides: 2022 Federal Election. Coverage of the 2022 federal election, featuring the latest news and political analysis. 11.00 MOVIE: The Taking Of Pelham 123. (2009, MA15+lv, R) Train passengers are taken hostage. Denzel Washington, John Travolta. 1.10 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Round 5. Winton SuperSprint. Day 1. Highlights. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 It’s Academic. (R) Hosted by Simon Reeve. 5.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R)
6.00 Easy Eats. 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Our State On A Plate. (PG) 12.30 The Rebound. (PG) 1.00 Great Australian Detour. 1.30 Outback & Under. (PGl) 2.00 The Pet Rescuers. (PG, R) 2.30 Taronga: Who’s Who In The Zoo. (PG, R) 3.30 The Garden Gurus. 4.00 Nine’s Afternoon News: Election Special. 5.00 Election 2022: Australia Decides – Polls Close. 6.00 Nine News Saturday. 7.00 Election 2022: Australia Decides – Vote Count. An analysis of the results as counting begins. 8.00 Election 2022: Australia Decides – Election Night Live. A look at the night’s election results. 10.00 Election 2022: Australia Decides – Analysis. The team analyse the election night results. 11.00 MOVIE: Truth. (2015, Ml) Cate Blanchett. 1.30 The Rebound. (PG, R) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Wesley Impact With Stu Cameron. (PG)
6.00 GCBC. (R) 6.30 Leading The Way. 7.00 Escape Fishing. (R) 7.30 Offroad Adv. (R) 8.30 My Market Kitchen. (PG, R) 9.00 Australia By Design: Innovations. (PG, R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 4x4 Adventures. (R) 1.00 Offroad Adv. 2.00 Roads Less Travelled. (R) 2.30 Taste Of Aust. (R) 3.00 What’s Up Down Under. 3.30 All 4 Adventure. (PGl, R) 4.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 5.00 10 News First. 6.00 10 News First: Your Decision. The 10 News team provides rolling coverage of the 2022 federal election as the results of the polls unfold. 11.00 To Be Advised. 12.00 Ambulance Australia. (Mad, R) It is the day of Sydney’s popular City to Surf and paramedics Gina and Biffie are assigned to Bondi for the day to attend to the entrants who require medical treatment for running injuries and exhaustion. 1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 Hour Of Power. Religious program.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Australian Women In Music Awards. An awards ceremony celebrating women in music. 9.30 Sammy J. 9.35 The Stand Up Sketch Show. 10.20 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 10.45 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. (Final) 11.25 Gavin & Stacey. 11.55 Schitt’s Creek. 12.20am Archer. 12.40 The Young Offenders. 1.15 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon Forged In Fire. 2.15 Letters And Numbers. 2.45 Over The Black Dot. 3.15 Yokayi Footy. 4.10 WorldWatch. 5.40 Insight. 6.40 Dog Tales. 7.40 Underground Worlds. 8.35 Video Killed The Radio Star. 9.35 Devoured. (Final) 10.25 Escorts. 11.20 Sorry For Your Loss. 12.30am The Looming Tower. 1.25 South Park. 1.55 Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over. 2.45 France 24 English News. 3.00 Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 8.30 Travel Oz. 10.00 Three Wide No Cover. 11.00 House Of Wellness. Noon Horse Racing. From Morphettville, Flemington and Rosehill. 5.00 Motorway Patrol. 5.30 Dr Harry’s Animal Encounters. 6.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 8.30 I Escaped To The Country. 9.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 Coastal Railways With Julie Walters. 12.30am The Fine Art Auction. 3.30 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 8.30 TV Shop. 10.00 My Favorite Martian. 10.30 The Baron. 11.40 Seaway. 12.45pm MOVIE: The Oracle. (1953) 2.30 MOVIE: The Amorous Prawn. (1962) 4.20 MOVIE: Paint Your Wagon. (1969, PG) 7.30 Rugby Union. Super Rugby Pacific. Round 14. ACT Brumbies v Blues. 9.45 Super Rugby Pacific Post-Match. 10.00 MOVIE: In The Heart Of The Sea. (2015, M) 12.25am Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens. 8.00 Frasier. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Big Bang Theory. 11.00 The King Of Queens. Noon The Big Bang Theory. 1.00 To Be Advised. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.15 Friends. 12.15am Home Shopping. 1.45 Mom. 3.05 The Big Bang Theory. 3.30 Charmed. 4.30 Home Shopping.
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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 1pm Blokesworld. 1.30 The Food Dude. 2.00 Motor Racing. Outlaw Nitro Funny Cars. Aeroflow 2020 Season Snapshot. Replay. 3.00 Motor Racing. Night Thunder. Boxing Day. Replay. 4.00 Secrets Of Skyscrapers. 5.00 Last Stop Garage. 5.30 American Pickers. 6.30 AFL Pre-Game. 7.30 Football. AFL. Round 10. Richmond v Essendon. 10.30 AFL PostGame. 11.00 Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. 1.30pm Motor Racing. Formula E C’ship. Berlin ePrix. 2.30 Motor Racing. Formula E C’ship. Berlin ePrix. 3.30 Social Fabric. 4.00 A1: Highway Patrol. 5.00 Children’s Programs. 5.10 MOVIE: Babe. (1995) 7.00 MOVIE: How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World. (2018, PG) 9.00 MOVIE: Jurassic Park III. (2001, M) 10.45 MOVIE: The Last Witch Hunter. (2015, M) 12.45am Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 9.00 The Doctors. 10.00 Bondi Rescue. 11.00 The Love Boat. Noon Star Trek: The Next Generation. 2.00 Pooches At Play. 2.30 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 3.30 Escape Fishing With ET. 4.00 Bondi Rescue. 4.30 Soccer. A-League Men. Semi-final. Second Leg. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: New Orleans. 10.20 NCIS: Los Angeles. 12.10am 48 Hours. 2.10 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 1pm Hockey. WA Men’s Premier Division. 2.30 Hockey. WA Women’s Premier Division. 4.00 Soccer. Scottish Women’s Premier League. 5.50 Merchants Of The Wild. 6.20 First People’s Kitchen. 6.50 News. 7.00 The Casketeers. 7.30 Nature’s Great Migration. 8.30 The Sit-In: Harry Belafonte Hosts The Tonight Show. 9.55 MOVIE: Supremacy. (2014) 11.55 Late Programs.
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Kundun. Continued. (1997, PG) 7.50 Bugsy Malone. (1976, PG) 9.30 Growing Up Smith. (2015, PG) 11.25 The Special Relationship. (2010, M) 1.05pm Bill. (2015, PG) 2.50 Playtime. (1967, PG, French) 5.05 The Crossing. (2020, PG, Norwegian) 6.55 The Hollars. (2016, M) 8.30 Regression. (2015, MA15+) 10.30 Eight Miles High. (2007, MA15+, German) 12.35am Late Programs.
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18 May 2022
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6.00 Weekend Breakfast. 9.00 Insiders. 10.30 Offsiders. 11.00 Compass. (PG, R) 11.30 Songs Of Praise. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 Landline. 1.30 Gardening Australia. (R) 2.30 The Great Acceleration. (PG, R) 3.30 Further Back In Time For Dinner. (Final, PG, R) 4.30 Tomorrow Tonight. (Final, PG, R) 5.00 Art Works. (R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow.
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 14. Highlights. 8.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Speedweek. 3.00 Countdown To Qatar 2022. 3.30 Cycling. UCI Europe Tour. Tour of Hungary. Highlights. 4.30 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 14. Highlights. 5.30 The Untold Story Of Australian Wrestling. (R) 5.40 Nazi Megastructures: Russian War. (PGa, R)
6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 11.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) 12.00 Football. VFL. Round 9. 2.30 AFL Pre-Game Show. 3.00 Football. AFL. Round 10. Hawthorn v Brisbane Lions.
6.00 Easy Eats. 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 The AFL Sunday Footy Show. (PG) 12.00 Sports Sunday. (PG) 1.00 Drive TV. 1.30 Take Me Home. (PG, R) 2.30 LEGO Masters. (PG, R) 4.00 Travel Guides. (PGlns, R) 5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Postcards. (PG)
6.00 Mass. 6.30 Turning Point With David Jeremiah. (PGa) 7.00 Joseph Prince. 7.30 Joel Osteen. 8.00 Freshly Picked. (R) 8.30 Living Room. (R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 My Market Kitchen. (R) 12.30 Everyday Gourmet. (R) 1.00 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 1.30 Soccer. A-League Men. Semi-final. Second leg. 4.30 Taste Of Australia With Hayden Quinn. (R) 5.00 10 News First.
6.30 Compass. (PG, R) 7.00 ABC News Sunday. 7.40 Grand Designs: South Lakeland. (PG) A young Cumbrian couple tackle a building project. 8.30 Barons. (Mdlsv) Dani struggles to get a loan to open her own surf shop and is confronted when a secret lover shows up in town. 9.25 Life. (Mdl) Gail returns with a new stance on life. 10.25 Harrow. (Mav, R) 11.20 Agatha Raisin. (PG, R) 12.10 Miniseries: Dark Money. (Final, Malv, R) 1.10 Poldark. (PG, R) 2.10 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 3.40 Tenable. 4.30 Insiders. (R)
6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Viking Empires. (Premiere, PG) Through new discoveries in science and archaeology, historians chart the origins of the Vikings. 9.30 Blitz Spirit With Lucy Worsley. (PGav, R) Lucy Worsley explores the lives of six real people who lived, worked and volunteered during the Blitz. 11.10 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 15. 1.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mls, R) 2.25 Gourmet Farmer. (R) 4.55 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 WorldWatch.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 The Voice. (PG) The semi-finalists fight for a spot in the Grand Final. 9.00 7NEWS Spotlight. (M) Takes a look at an investigation. 10.00 Granny Killer: The Unsolved Murders. (Mav, R) Takes a look at John Wayne Glover. 11.45 The Blacklist. (Madv) 12.45 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Round 5. Winton SuperSprint. Day 2. Highlights. 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Nine News Sunday. 7.00 Celebrity Apprentice Australia. (Return, PGl) 8.45 60 Minutes. Current affairs program, investigating, analysing and uncovering the issues affecting all Australians. 9.45 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events. 10.15 The First 48: In A Lonely Place. (M) 11.10 5 Mistakes That Caught A Killer. (MA15+, R) 12.00 Unspeakable Crime: The Killing Of Jessica Chambers. (Mav) 1.00 Drive TV. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.30 The Sunday Project. Joins panellists for a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics. 7.30 MasterChef Australia. A group of 12 amateur cooks and 12 popular past contestants compete to impress judges Andy Allen, Melissa Leong and Jock Zonfrillo to claim the title of Australia’s next MasterChef. 9.00 FBI. (Mv) 11.00 The Sunday Project. (R) Joins panellists for a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics. 12.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. Morning news and talk show, covering breaking news, politics, health, money, lifestyle and pop culture.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Compass. 8.00 You Can’t Ask That. 8.30 Louis Theroux: Louis And The Nazis. 9.35 The Family Court Murders. 10.35 Days Like These With Diesel. 11.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 12.20am MOVIE: Strictly Ballroom. (1992, PG) 1.50 ABC News Update. 1.55 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Peg + Cat. 5.25 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon Forged In Fire. 1.30 Letters And Numbers. 2.00 North To South: The Full Journey. 4.20 WorldWatch. 4.50 Insight. 5.50 India With Guy Martin. 6.45 In Search Of... 7.30 Loot – Blood Treasure. 9.10 Fear The Walking Dead. 10.50 My Secret Sexual Fantasy. 11.40 Vogue Williams: Wild Girls. 12.40am MOVIE: Custody. (2017, M) 2.20 France 24 English News. 3.00 Late Programs.
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6am Morning Programs. 10.00 House Of Wellness. 11.00 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 The Yorkshire Vet. 2.00 The Bowls Show. 3.00 South Aussie With Cosi. 3.30 The Great Australian Doorstep. 4.00 Escape To The Country. 6.00 Border Patrol. 7.00 Border Security. 8.30 Railroad Australia. 9.30 Chris Tarrant’s Extreme Railway Journeys. 10.30 Inside Kings Cross: The Railway. 11.30 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 8.30 The Incredible Journey. 9.00 TV Shop. 10.00 My Favorite Martian. 10.30 The Rebound. 11.00 NRL Sunday Footy Show. 1pm World’s Greatest Islands. 2.00 World’s Greatest Natural Icons. 3.00 Rugby League. NRL. Round 11. Gold Coast Titans v Cronulla Sharks. 6.00 Customs. 6.30 French Open Tennis Pre-Show. 7.00 Tennis. French Open. Day 1. Midnight Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am NBL Slam. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Neighbours. 10.30 The Middle. Noon The Unicorn. 2.00 MasterChef Australia. 4.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Friends. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 MOVIE: Hairspray. (2007, PG) 3.40 Mom. 4.30 Home Shopping.
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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 10.00 Fishing. International Series. 10.30 Big Angry Fish. 11.30 Step Outside. Noon The Fishing Show By AFN. 1.00 Hook, Line And Sinker. 2.00 Hook Me Up! 3.00 ITM Fishing Show. 4.00 Fishing Addiction. 5.00 Last Stop Garage. 6.00 Pawn Stars. 6.30 MOVIE: Ghostbusters. (1984, PG) 8.45 MOVIE: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. (2008, M) 11.15 Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. 1.30pm Motor Racing. IndyCar Series. GMR Grand Prix. 2.30 Social Fabric. 3.00 MOVIE: Waiting For The Light. (1990, PG) 5.00 To Be Advised. 7.00 MOVIE: Back To The Future. (1985, PG) 9.20 MOVIE: The Matrix. (1999, M) 12.05am Allegiance. 1.05 Made In Chelsea. 2.00 Summer House. 2.50 Mike Tyson Mysteries. 3.00 Power Rangers Dino Charge. 3.30 Thunderbirds. 4.30 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 7.30 Key Of David. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Healthy Homes Australia. 9.30 Hotels By Design. 10.00 Bondi Rescue. 10.30 Reel Action. 11.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 11.30 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 12.30pm Cheers. 1.30 Scorpion. 3.30 Cheers. 4.30 What’s Up Down Under. 5.00 iFish. 5.30 Beyond The Fire. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.15 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 2.15pm Motor Racing. W Series. H’lights. 2.45 Rugby League. NRL NT. First Grade Men’s Premiership League. 4.15 Rugby League. NRL. WA Womens Premiership League. 5.45 Gaelic Football. Ladies Association. H’lights. 5.55 Power To The People. 6.25 News. 6.35 Yellowstone. 7.40 Ice Cowboys. 8.30 Australia Uncovered: Incarceration Nation. 10.00 Late Programs.
Crossing. Continued. (2020, PG, Norwegian) 6.50 The Hollars. (2016, M) 8.25 Song For Marion. (2012, PG) 10.10 Kundun. (1997, PG) 12.35pm Promise At Dawn. (2017, M, French) 3.00 Bugsy Malone. (1976, PG) 4.40 Growing Up Smith. (2015, PG) 6.35 Woman At War. (2018, M, Icelandic) 8.30 Freeheld. (2015, M) 10.25 Little White Lies. (2010, MA15+, French) 1.10am Late Programs.
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Monday, May 23 ABC TV (2)
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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Landline. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Victoria. (Final, PG, R) 1.45 Poldark. (PG, R) 3.00 Grand Designs Australia. (R) 3.50 Long Lost Family UK. (PG) 4.40 Tenable. 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Australian Story. Australians share their personal stories. 8.30 Four Corners. Investigative journalism program. 9.20 Media Watch. (PG) Hosted by Paul Barry. 9.35 Language And Me. (R) Explores Indigenous languages. 10.05 ABC Late News. 10.20 The Business. (R) 10.35 Q+A. (R) 11.40 Keeping Faith. (Mal, R) 12.40 Poldark. (Ma, R) 1.40 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 3.40 Tenable. 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
6.00 Morning Programs. 9.00 Make Me A Dealer. (PG) 9.55 Paddington Station 24/7. (PG) 10.50 Legacy List. (PG) 12.00 BBC Weekend News. 12.30 WorldWatch. 2.00 Country Music. (PG, R) 3.00 Going Places. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.35 The Cook Up. (PG) 4.05 Jeopardy! 4.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 5.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 15. Highlights. 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Saving Lives At Sea. (PG) Part 3 of 4. 8.35 24 Hours In Emergency: A Love Without End. (M) A 75-year-old is suffers a stroke. An 80-year-old arrives in A&E with a head injury after falling off a bike. 9.30 The Assassination Of JFK: Ten Mistakes. (Mav, R) Takes a look at the errors that led to the assassination of President John F Kennedy. 10.25 SBS World News Late. 11.00 Medici: The Magnificent Part II. (Return, MA15+v) 3.00 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 5.00 NHK Newsroom Tokyo. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Nowhere To Be Found. (2019, Mav) 2.00 Criminal Confessions: Waterloo. (Mlv, R) 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PG) 7.30 Big Brother. (PG) It is Party Week and the housemates have a chance to win big. Drew and Joel enter a shocking secret pact. 9.00 9-1-1. (M) Athena investigates a robbery at a petrol station. Eddie reaches his breaking point. 11.00 The Latest: Seven News. 11.30 The Resident. (Ma) Bell confronts the medical board. 12.30 A Confession. (Madl, R) 1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 Celebrity Apprentice Australia. (PGl, R) 1.45 Explore. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. 6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Celebrity Apprentice Australia. (PGl) A group of 16 celebrities battles it out. 9.00 Million Dollar Murders: Amanda’s Fight. (Premiere, Ma) Looks at the murder of sex worker Amanda Byrnes. 10.10 Nine News Late. 10.40 Footy Classified. (M) 11.40 Manifest. (Mav) 12.30 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGa) 1.00 MasterChef Australia. (R) 2.30 Entertainment Tonight. 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First. 6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 MasterChef Australia. The mystery box is set by Maggie Beer. 8.30 Have You Been Paying Attention? (Malns) Sam Pang and Ed Kavalee are joined by Aaron Chen, Kitty Flanagan and Anne Edmonds to compete to see who can remember the most about events of the week. Hosted by Tom Gleisner. 9.30 FBI: Most Wanted. (Mv) The team searches for a murderer who is recreating the killings of a notorious 1980s mobster. 11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Grace’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Earth’s Tropical Islands. 8.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 9.20 Restoration Australia. 10.20 Employable Me Australia. 11.20 QI. 11.50 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.15am Parks And Recreation. 1.00 Defending The Guilty. 1.25 Long Lost Family. 2.20 ABC News Update. 2.25 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 Difficult People. Noon My Extreme Life. 12.50 Forged In Fire. 3.15 Dead Set On Life. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.10 Shortland St. 5.40 Joy Of Painting. 6.10 Abandoned Engineering. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Question Team. 9.25 Taskmaster. 10.20 In My Own World. 11.10 Naked. Midnight Fear The Walking Dead. 2.40 Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Life Off Road. 7.00 The Bowls Show. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. 10.30 Better Homes And Gardens. Noon Gold Digger. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 World’s Deadliest Weather: Caught On Camera. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 A Touch Of Frost. 10.50 Cold Case. 11.50 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: Piccadilly Incident. (1946) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow. 6.30 French Open Tennis PreShow. 7.00 Tennis. French Open. Day 2. Midnight Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Unicorn. 8.00 Friends. 10.00 The Middle. 11.30 Friends. 1pm Charmed. 2.00 Friends. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 Mom. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 2.30 The Late Late Show With James Corden. 3.30 The King Of Queens. 4.30 Shopping.
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9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon The Six Million Dollar Man. 1.00 The A-Team. 2.00 SeaQuest DSV. 3.00 Social Fabric. 3.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.30 MOVIE: Fast & Furious 6. (2013, M) 11.05 Young Sheldon. 11.30 Raymond. Midnight 90 Day Fiance. 1.00 Made In Chelsea. 2.00 Summer House. 2.50 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Semi-final. Second leg. Replay. 10.30 Bondi Rescue. 11.00 Cheers. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 A-League Highlights Show. 11.20 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Power To The People. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 3.00 Jarjums. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 APTN National News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 News. 6.50 Arctic Secrets. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 Living Black. 9.00 African American: Many Rivers To Cross. 10.00 Mr Mercedes. 11.00 Late Programs.
Richter’s Sleep. Continued. (2019, PG) 6.55 Woman At War. (2018, M, Icelandic) 8.50 The Crossing. (2020, PG, Norwegian) 10.35 Song Lang. (2018, M, Vietnamese) 12.30pm The Good Girls. (2018, M, Spanish) 2.25 The Hollars. (2016, M) 4.05 Song For Marion. (2012, PG) 5.50 Delfin. (2019, PG, Spanish) 7.30 The Girl In The Fog. (2017, M, Italian) 9.50 The Realm. (2018, M, Spanish) 12.15am Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 1pm Harbour Cops. 2.00 Down East Dickering. 3.00 Motor Racing. Austn Off Road C’ship. Pooncarie Desert Dash. 3.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Winton SuperSprint. H’lights. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 American Pickers. 8.30 MOVIE: The Dirty Dozen. (1967, M) 11.50 Late Programs.
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Tuesday, May 24 ABC (2)
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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Foreign Correspondent. (R) 10.30 Courtney Act’s One Plus One. (R) 11.00 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 The Upside. (PG, R) 2.00 Poldark. (Ma, R) 3.00 Grand Designs Australia. (R) 3.55 Long Lost Family UK. (PG) 4.40 Tenable. 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 Make Me A Dealer. (PG) 9.55 Paddington Station 24/7. (PG) 10.50 Legacy List. (PG) 12.00 BBC News At Ten. 12.30 WorldWatch. 2.00 Country Music. (PG, R) 3.00 Living Black. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.35 The Cook Up. (PG) 4.05 Who Do You Think You Are? (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: The Wrong Woman. (2013, Mv, R) 2.00 Police: Hour Of Duty. (Malv, R) 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 Celebrity Apprentice Australia. (PGl, R) 1.30 Outback & Under. (PGl, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (Mad) 1.00 MasterChef Australia. (R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First.
6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Space 22. (PGa) Hosted by Natalie Bassingthwaighte. 8.30 The Family Court Murders: Outwitted. (Ma) Part 3 of 4. 9.30 Louis Theroux’s Forbidden America: Porn’s MeToo. (Final, MA15+as, R) Louis Theroux explores #MeToo in the porn industry. 10.30 ABC Late News. 10.45 The Business. (R) 11.05 Four Corners. (R) 11.50 Media Watch. (PG, R) 12.05 Poldark. (PGa, R) 1.05 Classic Countdown. (R) 2.05 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 3.40 Tenable. 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys: Rye To Dungeness. (PG) 8.30 Insight. Presented by Kumi Taguchi. 9.30 Dateline. A look at survivors of wartime sexual slavery. 10.00 The Feed. 10.30 SBS World News Late. 11.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 16. 1.30 Miniseries: Deadwater Fell. (Madlsv, R) 3.20 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PGaw, R) 4.50 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK Newsroom Tokyo. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PG) 7.30 Big Brother. (PG) Hosted by Sonia Kruger. 9.00 The Good Doctor. (Ma) Dr Murphy and Dr Park grapple with a life-and-death choice, deciding between saving one patient over another. 10.00 The Rookie. (Mav) A distraught man holds a hospital hostage. 11.00 The Latest: Seven News. 11.30 The Resident. (Ma) 12.30 Black-ish. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Celebrity Apprentice Australia. (PGl) A group of 16 celebrities battles it out. 9.10 Matt Wright’s Wild Territory: Trouble In Paradise. (M) A sightseeing boat is stalked by a crocodile. 10.10 Nine News Late. 10.40 Law & Order: Organized Crime. (Madv) 11.35 Murdered By Morning. (Mav, R) 12.25 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.15 Explore. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 MasterChef Australia. Fish butcher Josh Niland reveals the first pressure test. 8.30 The Cheap Seats. (Mal) Presenters Melanie Bracewell and Tim McDonald take a look at the week that was. 9.30 NCIS. (Final, Mv) When Agent Parker is framed for murder, the team puts their jobs and lives on the line to buy time to uncover the truth. 10.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. (Mv) Two men are blown up by their own explosives. 11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Grace’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? 8.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8.55 QI. 9.25 Gavin & Stacey. 9.55 Schitt’s Creek. 10.20 The Office. 10.50 Black Books. 11.15 Bounty Hunters. 11.40 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.05am Parks And Recreation. 12.45 Defending The Guilty. 1.15 Long Lost Family. 2.10 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 Difficult People. Noon Forged In Fire. 2.30 Hear Me Out. 2.55 Video Game Show. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.10 Shortland St. 5.40 Joy Of Painting. 6.10 Abandoned Engineering. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Big Fat Quiz Of Everything. 10.20 Stacey Dooley: Whale Wars. 11.10 See What You Made Me Do. 12.05am Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Honour. 2.00 Creek To Coast. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Inside The Crown: Secrets Of The Royals. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Rosemary & Thyme. 8.30 Foyle’s War. 10.40 Cold Case. 12.45am World’s Deadliest Weather: Caught On Camera. 2.00 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 2.50 Garden Gurus Moments. 2.55 Antiques Roadshow. 3.25 MOVIE: The Playboy Of The Western World. (1963, PG) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow. 6.30 French Open Tennis PreShow. 7.00 Tennis. French Open. Day 3. Midnight Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens. 8.00 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 10.00 America’s Game. 11.00 A Football Life. Noon Picked Off. 1.00 SAS: UK. 2.00 American Pickers. 3.00 Pawn Stars. 3.30 Shipping Wars. 4.00 Wheelburn. 4.30 Leepu And Pitbull. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Highway Patrol. 8.30 Outback Opal Hunters. 9.30 Gem Hunters Down Under. 10.30 Jade Fever. 11.00 Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon The Six Million Dollar Man. 1.00 The A-Team. 2.00 SeaQuest DSV. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 MOVIE: Kindergarten Cop. (1990, M) 9.45 MOVIE: Conan The Destroyer. (1984, M) 11.45 Young Sheldon. 12.10am 90 Day Fiance. 1.10 Made In Chelsea. 2.10 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 A-League Highlights Show. 9.00 The Love Boat. 10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Bull. 10.25 NCIS: New Orleans. 12.15am Shopping. 2.15 MOVIE: Swing Vote. (2008, M) 4.40 Cheers. 5.05 ST: Next Gen.
6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Indian Country Today. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Extreme Africa. 7.30 The Point. 8.00 Wellington Paranormal. 8.30 Over The Black Dot. 9.00 Feeding The Scrum 2022. 9.30 Letterkenny. 10.00 Gomorrah. 11.05 Late Programs.
Morning Programs. 7.10 Delfin. (2019, PG, Spanish) 8.50 The Red Shoes. (1948, PG) 11.20 The Girl In The Fog. (2017, M, Italian) 1.45pm Woman At War. (2018, M, Icelandic) 3.35 Max Richter’s Sleep. (2019, PG) 5.30 The Three Musketeers. (1973, PG) 7.30 Operation Condor: Armour Of God II. (1991, M, Cantonese) 9.35 Only The Animals. (2019, M, French) 11.45 Late Programs.
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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Four Corners. (R) 11.00 Scottish Vets Down Under. (PG, R) 11.30 Space 22. (PGa, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 National Press Club Address. 1.40 Media Watch. (PG, R) 2.00 Poldark. (PG, R) 3.00 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R) 3.55 Long Lost Family UK. (PG) 4.40 Tenable. 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Hard Quiz. (PG) 8.30 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. A satirical news program. 9.00 You Can’t Ask That: Bogans. (Return, MA15+l) Eight people share their personal insights. 9.30 QI. (Final, Ms) Hosted by Sandi Toksvig. 10.00 Would I Lie To You? (PG, R) 10.30 ABC Late News. 10.45 The Business. (R) 11.00 Life. (Mdl, R) 12.05 Poldark. (PG, R) 1.05 QI. (Ms, R) 1.35 Would I Lie To You? (PG, R) 2.05 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
6.00 Morning Programs. 9.00 Make Me A Dealer. (PG) 10.00 Paddington Station 24/7. (PG) 11.00 Legacy List. (PG) 12.00 BBC News At Ten. 12.30 WorldWatch. 2.00 Dateline. (R) 2.30 Insight. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.35 The Cook Up. (PG) 4.05 Jeopardy! 4.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 5.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 16. Highlights. 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.35 Tony Robinson: WWII By Drone. (PG) 8.30 Big Ben: Restoring The World-Famous Clock. (R) Delves into the restoration of Big Ben. 9.25 Cobra. (MA15+) Anna seeks the help of Eleanor. 10.25 SBS World News Late. 10.55 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia. Stage 17. 1.30 The Crimson Rivers. (MA15+av, R) 3.20 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PG, R) 4.50 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK Newsroom Tokyo. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Murder At 1600. (1997, Mlsv, R) 2.00 World’s Deadliest Weather: Caught On Camera. (PGa, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PG) 7.30 Big Brother. (PG) Hosted by Sonia Kruger. 9.00 Britain’s Got Talent. (PG) Auditions continue as weird, wacky and wonderful acts compete in front of the celebrity judges. 10.15 The Latest: Seven News. 10.45 Outrageous Weddings. (M) A look at funny or disastrous wedding moments. 11.45 Absentia. (MA15+asv) 12.45 The Goldbergs. (PGls, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 Celebrity Apprentice Australia. (PGl, R) 1.30 Great Australian Detour. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. 6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Celebrity Apprentice Australia. (PGl) The celebrities go on a scavenger hunt. 9.10 Travel Guides. (PGls, R) Ordinary Australians become travel critics, experiencing an exciting trip to Turkey. 10.10 Nine News Late. 10.40 Footy Classified. (M) 11.35 Prison Girls: Life Inside. (MA15+adlv, R) 12.30 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (Mad) 1.00 MasterChef Australia. (R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First. 6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 MasterChef Australia. The teams face a service challenge. 8.30 Five Bedrooms. (Return, Mls) The gang’s plan to buy their new house is upended when Liz runs into her ex-husband and his girlfriend. 9.30 Bull. (Mav) A mysterious delivery causes a stressed-out Bull to black out for hours. 10.30 This Is Us. (PGa) Kevin’s love life takes a turn. 11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Grace’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Anh’s Brush With Fame. 8.00 Art Works. 8.30 Days Like These With Diesel. 9.25 Space 22. 9.55 Miniseries: The Hollow Crown. 12.10am Louis Theroux: Louis And The Nazis. 1.15 Parks And Recreation. 1.55 Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency. 2.50 Long Lost Family. 3.40 ABC News Update. 3.45 Close. 5.00 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 Difficult People. Noon If You Are The One. 3.00 The New York Times Presents: The Weekly. 3.30 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 3.40 WorldWatch. 5.10 Shortland St. 5.40 Joy Of Painting. 6.10 Abandoned Engineering. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats. 8.30 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. 9.30 MOVIE: Brazil. (1985, MA15+) 12.05am Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Miniseries: Little Boy Blue. 2.00 Sydney Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Britain’s Busiest Airport: Heathrow. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 The Coroner. 8.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys. 11.10 Mafia’s Greatest Hits. 12.10am Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries. 7.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 2.50 Explore. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: Steptoe And Son Ride Again. (1973, PG) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow. 6.30 French Open Tennis Pre-Show. 7.00 Tennis. French Open. Day 4. Midnight Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon First Dates Australia. 1.00 The Big Bang Theory. 2.00 Becker. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.10 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
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10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Motor Racing. Formula 1. Race 6. Spanish Grand Prix. Highlights. 9.00 The Love Boat. 10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 Soccer. A-League All Stars v Barcelona. 10.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.25 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Songs From The Inside. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Te Ao With Moana. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Extreme Africa. 7.30 Planet Expedition. 8.30 Yokayi Footy. 9.25 Australia Uncovered: Incarceration Nation. 10.55 Late Programs.
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The Three Musketeers. Continued. (1973, PG) 7.50 Blinded By The Light. (2019, PG) 10.00 Operation Condor: Armour Of God II. (1991, M, Cantonese) 12.05pm The Realm. (2018, M, Spanish) 2.30 Delfin. (2019, PG, Spanish) 4.10 Mary And The Witch’s Flower. (2017, PG) 6.05 Orlando. (1992, PG) 7.45 The Fountain. (2006, M) 9.30 Angel Heart. (1987, MA15+) 11.35 Late Programs.
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6am Morning Programs. 10.00 America’s Game. 11.00 A Football Life. Noon Picked Off. 1.00 Gem Hunters Down Under. 2.00 Jade Fever. 3.00 Pawn Stars. 3.30 Shipping Wars. 4.00 Fish’n Mates. 4.30 Leepu And Pitbull. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Housos: The Thong Warrior. (Return) 9.45 Family Guy. (Return) 10.15 American Dad! (Return) 10.45 Late Programs.
100 YEARS AGO THIS WEEK...
An update on activities in Balnarring Compiled by Cameron McCullough THE Coolart Estate is looking well under the care of the new owner, Mr Robertson. A large area is under crop, such as oats, rapeseed, and barley, all of which have made rapid headway since the rain came. Oats have been sown more extensively in this district this year, and, should the season be favorable, a good quantity of hay should be available for chaff at the end of the season. The Western Park Estate has changed hands. Mr Hope Campbell, of Melbourne having purchased it from Mr J. Buick, of Mentone. Mr Buick had reserved 200 acres of the farm and erected a very fine house right on the beach but he has now sold that to Melbourne buyer, who intends to start dairying. We are glad to report that Mr. Robert Williams, a returned soldier, who underwent a serious operation in Caulfield Hospital is doing well, and we trust he will be back amongst us again very shortly. Some very fine fish were caught off the shore of the Balnarring Beach by Mr Robertson, of “Coolart”, during the favorable weather. The best schnapper weighed 10lbs., while a flat head, weighing 71bs dressed, was landed one afternoon. This fish put up a great fight, but got on the wrong hook to get away. Things are moving on the Balnarring Beach; already three buildings have been erected while three more are in the course of construction. This is only a start – next season will see many changes. The house of Mr A. C. R Stone has
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vigor was a first–class landscape gardener. In his prime, a very diligent worker, his services were eagerly sought by prominent pastoralists, judges, politicians, and sportsmen, who resided at Toorak and St. Kilda. In this district he laid out and planted the greater part of Rupertstan Orchard, and the fine drive and hedge which adorn the home farm were his work. We offer the widow and family our deepest sympathy in their sad bereavement. *** COUNTRY Roads Board Tenders are invited for the construction of 1991 Lin. feet of the Frankston–Dandenong Road at the Shire boundary. Tenders addressed to the President, duly endorsed must be in my hands on or before 10am of Thursday, June 1st. 1922. Plans, specifications, etc, may be seen at the Municipal Chambers, Frankston. JOHN E. JONES, Shire Secretary. *** PROPOSED Co-Operative Cool Store at Moorooduc. A MEETING will be held in the Brick Hall, Moorooduc, on Wednesday, May 31st, at 8pm, to discuss the above proposition. All those interested are urgently invited to attend. James Wilson, C. M Griffeth – Convenors. *** From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 19 May 1922
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ARRANGEMENTS in connection with the celebration of Empire Day (24th May) at Frankston, were discussed by the school committee on Wednesday night. Dr. Maxwell (president), was in the chair, and other members present were Capt. Cookson, Messrs Thornton, H. McComb, Legge (correspondent), W. M. Hanton, Young, and the Head Teacher (Mr Jennings). It was decided to invite speakers to address the children at 11am, and to hold a basket picnic in afternoon. The hearty support of parents is relied on to make the day a memorable one. Other matters in connection with the school were discussed, and it was unanimously resolved to join with the Progress Association in carrying out Arbor Day on a date to be fixed. *** FOR Chronic Chest Complaints, Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure. *** MRS Macmaster, with her daughters, left for Belgrave yesterday, where they will remain in retirement till the end of the month. Mrs Macmaster hopes to have recovered her health sufficiently to take up the business of the Bay Estate Agency by 1st June. As a mark of respect to the memory of the late Mr Milner Macmaster, who founded the Scottish Society in Frankston, the Mordialloc Pipers’ Band played a Lament in Bay Street, Frankston, on Saturday afternoon last. Mr H. J. McCulloch (vice president) was present to represent the Frankston Society.
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I Sing The Body Electric Guitar By Stuart McCullough SECRETS – we all have them. For some, a secret is an idea; a piece of information we carry in our souls. Others hide their secrets in a deep, dark and inaccessible emotional cavern that, with any luck, will never be found. That’s all right for some. For others, however, a secret is less existential as it is physical. And whether you hide that thing in a roof cavity or bury it in a backyard, someone’s going to find it eventually. For me, my deepest, darkest secret is on DVD. I know how that sounds - as though I’ve been part of something truly salacious or, worse still, was once a contestant on ‘Married At First Sight’, but no. My secret is much more disturbing than that. It involves things that, all this time later, I find it difficult if not impossible to face up to. But as dark as a secret might be, there comes a time when a secret must be shared with someone else, either in the interests of transparency or to give them one last chance to get out whilst they still can. That time had arrived. Have you ever seen that footage of the Loch Ness monster? It’s grainy and weird and it’s hard to be sure you’re seeing what you think you’re seeing. This footage is almost identical except that it includes guitars and a mullet. Or, to be precise, my mullet; in all its bouncy, resplendent glory. And a saxophone. (It was, after all, the eighties, when the law required that every emotional apex and valley had to be accompanied by the honking rich sounds of a saxophone.) Put
another way; imagine if the Loch Ness monster had, rather than simply tentatively sticking his head out of the water, been a teenager fronting a band. Then you’ll get the idea. I suppose I should just come right out and say it – I was in a rock band as a teenager. If that doesn’t horrify you, then there are some additional
pieces of information I feel I ought to disclose. The first is that we were no regular teenage rock band. Covers of ‘Wild Thing’ and ‘Louie Louie’ weren’t for us. Nor did we bang out sketchy versions of Australian Crawl or Cold Chisel songs. In fact, we didn’t do covers songs at all. We only performed originals. If that’s not enough to inspire you
to spontaneously stuff marshmallows into your ears, I’m not sure what would. As teenagers, we looked around at the other bands and the abysmal but crowd-pleasing covers they were doing and decided that we’d write our own songs. It was a breathtakingly arrogant thing to do. On a practical note (F# most likely), it wasn’t just that we were ambitious; some of us were limited in terms of our musical abilities and were incapable of playing the songs of others. If you can’t imitate, you must create. So we did. The second key fact is this: we were a band that met at church and all our song lyrics were religious. No, really. To the extent that it was technically possible to accumulate cool points for being in a rock band, they vanished the moment we opened our mouths. We wanted to be cool. We thought we were cool. But by any objective measure, we were not cool and this DVD is proof of that. Originally, it would have been shot on video. As a result, the images are somewhat unstable and, once in a while, a line of interference runs down the screen like a picture with a bad aerial. We are playing in a church hall in Cheltenham. Presumably, we were there to keep ‘the kids’ off the mean streets of Southland or similar. That said, it is also possible that our music inspired some to a life of crime. I couldn’t blame them. We were introduced by some incredibly uncool looking fellow who, most likely, was the leader of the local Youth Group. Then we hit the stage.
I was wearing a suit vest and had a mop of hair that might as well have been on loan from Princess Diana. All our songs had long, serious neoclassical synthesizer introductions, to create a suitably joyless atmosphere. We were a serious band with a serious message. That message should probably have been ‘block your ears’, but it wasn’t. As the neo-classical synth intro came to an end, the guitars and drums kicked in. As the lead singer, it was my job to be a focal point. I achieved this by reacting as though a large amount of electricity had just been directed through my body. It was not pretty. It’s inevitable – there’s a point in any relationship where you’ve got to drag out the skeletons lest they should be discovered at some future point and you’re accused of concealing something. As I played the DVD, I’ll admit I found it difficult to watch. That, primarily, was because I was incapable of removing my hands from my face. Beside me, the footage was greeted with sensitivity. In particular, the kind of sensitivity that involves falling off the couch with uncontrollable fits of laughter. Which is fair enough. We leave our past behind for a reason. But it’s still very much a part of us, no matter what we do. And to share that with someone else and have them accept it is a mighty thing indeed. It’s thirty-five years since that performance. It may well be another thirty-five years before I can watch that DVD again. Here’s hoping.. stuart@stuartmccullough.com
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Pythons win a close one, Kangaroos clear on top MPNFL
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DIVISION ONE
TWO points separated Rosebud and Pines at the end of a thrilling clash on Saturday. Rosebud have had a miserable year, and went into their clash with Pines looking for their first win of the season. The Pythons have also struggled at times. Rosebud raced out of the gates, taking a 22 point lead into the first break. Pines put just one behind on the scoreboard in the first quarter. Pines chipped away at the lead in the second term. They trailed by just five at half time. Momentum continued to swing Pines’ way in the third term. By threequarter-time the Pythons had taken the lead by 13 points. Pines kicked just one goal in the final term, but that was enough to secure the win. Pines ended up scraping over the line 7.13 (55) to 8.9 (57). Guy and Beau Hendry were among Pines’ best. Liam McKenna impressed for Rosebud. Sorrento and Dromana have both been evenly matched this year, but it was the Sharks who emerged from their clash on Saturday with the four points. Both sides traded blows throughout the first three quarters, with Sorrento ahead by just two points at the final break of play. They put their foot on the gas in the final term, running away to a
Flying high: Somerville kicked 19 goals to run out 63-point winners against Mornington. Picture: Alan Dillon
three goal win 13.18 (96) to 11.12 (78). Leigh Poholke, Mitch Parker, and Curtis Bywater each kicked three goals for the Sharks. Poholke has kicked 22 for the season. Mt Eliza finished the round on top of the ladder. They clinched the spot by defeating Edithvale-Aspendale. It’s been a difficult season so far for Edi-Asp, and Saturday was no different. The Redlegs won by 88 points 20.18 (138) to 7.8 (50). The final match of the round saw Frankston Bombers beat Red Hill 6.10 (46) to 9.11 (65).
DIVISION TWO
LANGWARRIN’S excellent 2022 season continued with a big win over Devon Meadows on Saturday. Devon Meadows struggled badly in front of their home crowd. They kicked just four goals for the day. Langwarrin weren’t at their best throughout most of the game either. They kicked five goals in the first three quarters of the game, but dominated the final term. An eight goals to one final quarter helped Langy secure a comfortable 4.8 (32) to 13.14 (92) win. Nicholas Tuddenham, Billy Rolfe, Matthew Peynenborg, and Mitchell Cuthbert were among Langwarrin’s best. Sean Herdman kicked three goals. Somerville sits in second place, a game behind Langwarrin. They cemented their spot with a big win over Mornington at Alexandra Park on Saturday. Somerville’s firepower in front of goal proved the difference. They booted 19 goals throughout the day. Ryan Gillis and Lachlan Williams both kicked six goals each. A six goals to zero first quarter put the game to bed early. Somerville ended up winning 9.12 (66) to 19.15 (129). Devon Meadows are third after their defeat at the hands of Langwarrin. They are equal on points with Karingal, Pearcedale, and Chelsea. Karingal enjoyed a 70 point win over Hastings on Saturday. Pearcedale beat Crib Point by 27, and Chelsea defeated Tyabb by 38. The final game of the round was between Rye and Seaford. Seaford kicked 24 goals, helping them get a 74 point win.
Brown has another talented stayer on his hands HORSE RACING
By Ben Triandafillou CLIFF Brown certainly hasn’t lost his knack for getting South Australian Derby runners ready. The Mornington-based trainer saddled up his first runner in the race in over 20 years with the improving talent Yaphet taking his place in the three-year-old staying contest on Saturday 14 May at Morphettville. Brown has had remarkable success in the Derby having saddled up three winners within five years with Cheviot (1996), Markham (1997) and Blue Murder (2000) saluting during the late 90’s, and once again Brown was right around the mark with his newest talent. After winning third-up at Sale over 1600m and edging out another handy galloper in So You See, Brown’s
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Yaphet continued to thrive as he stepped out in trip. Yaphet settled out the back in a 2000m contest at Caulfield two starts back and rattled home to finish in fourth giving hope that the extra trip of the Derby (2500m) will be to his liking. Once again, the gelded son of Blackfriars settled at the rear in the Group One contest alongside the unbeaten Detonator Jack. Ridden by Ben Allen, Yaphet rounded up the field turning into the home straight and finished off strongly but just wasn’t able to reel in the Mick Price and Mick Kent-trained Jungle Magnate who showed a good turn of foot to win by one-and-a-half lengths. Yaphet beat off Detonator Jack to hold his place in second. Brown said he was thrilled with the performance of the improving gelding.
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“We were really happy with him, he was tremendous,” Brown said. “We’ve always liked him, he’s a nice horse and is progressive so hopefully there’s exciting times ahead.” “He’ll go for a break now. He’s had a bit of racing so we’ll see how he spells and bring him back in for the Spring.” Brown also has The Inferno lining up in another Group One in South Australia on Saturday. The five-yearold son of Holy Roman Emperor will take his place in the $500,000 Goodwood Handicap (1200m). Brown believes he can improve again after placing a narrow third in the Group 3 D C McKay Stakes (1100m) last start. “He seems to be going well,” he said. “I thought he was very good last start and think there’s more improvement to come.”
On the up: Cliff Brown’s Yaphet continues to improve, running second in the Group One South Australian Derby on Saturday. Picture: Supplied.
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By Craig MacKenzie LANGWARRIN broke its winless run in style with a 6-1 mauling of Goulburn Valley Suns in Shepparton on Saturday. It took Scott Miller’s side three minutes to open its account with a superb solo effort from Jeremy Min Fa who dribbled past two opponents then curled the ball into the far corner from just outside the area. In the 24th minute Cal Goulding won possession and sent Kieran Dover clear on the right. Dover’s cutback was met first time by Tom Youngs and it was 2-0. Three minutes into the second half any chance of a Suns comeback ended when an embarrassing mixup involving defender Sean Pye and keeper Sam Varley presented Dover with a tap-in. The rout continued in the 56th minute when Dover won the ball and slipped it to substitute Ryan Paczcowski who hit a low left-foot shot from outside the area that beat Varley at his near post. Two minutes later Dover struck again this time with a fierce shot from the right that again had Varley grasping at thin air at his near post. The Suns’ sole reply came in some style when Brendan Giaccherini’s cutback from the left was deftly curled first time by Alex Caldow into the top corner in the 74th minute. But Langy sub Shayan Alinejad completed the scoreline in the 86th minute when he was played in on the left of the area and effected a simple finish. In State 1 Mornington missed a chance to end Boroondara-Carey Eagles’ unbeaten streak when it drew 0-0 with the league leader at Dallas Brooks Park last weekend. Despite having five players out through injury Mornington was the better side and although there were few chances created the best fell to the home team. In State 2 Peninsula Strikers maintained their four-point gap at the top with a 2-2 draw against secondplaced Collingwood City at Ballam Park on Saturday night. Strikers led after eight minutes when Collingwood keeper Michael van Eijk made a mess of trying to clear a long-range effort from Calvin Delaney but the visitors levelled in the 23rd minute when captain Peter Seehusen broke clear and beat Strikers custodian Ben Caballero from the ensuing one-on-one.
Double trouble: Jeremy Min Fa (left) started the goal avalanche and Kieran Dover played his part with a double in Langwarrin’s 6-1 drubbing of Goulburn Valley Suns last weekend. Pictures: Darryl Kennedy
Strikers regained the lead in the 64th minute when Jai Power ran onto Riley Anderton’s header and slotted the ball past van Eijk. The points were shared after Collingwood hit back in the 84th minute when Cabellero could only parry allowing Jimin Dooley to finish from close range. Skye United defeated Berwick City 3-0 at home on Saturday in the annual John Ramsden Memorial Day. Skye started off the better of the two sides and in the 5th minute Berwick’s Phil Hawkins was sent off after denying a clear scoring opportunity to Skye striker Mitch Blake. But Blake couldn’t be denied in the 21st minute after being put through by Mark O’Connor and the hosts doubled their lead seven minutes later when Jason Nowakowski pounced on an error from Berwick keeper Kris McEvoy then rolled the ball into the unguarded net. The afternoon got worse for the Berwick custodian when five minutes into the second half he earned a sec-
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inside before his deflected cutback gave Waugh a simple point-blank header. Currie was sent clear in the 66th minute and finished in style to put Pines in cruise control at 3-0. Liam Baxter came off the subs bench in the 69th minute and within 11 minutes had scored twice, his first after beating the offside trap and lobbing the Middle Park keeper and his second from the penalty spot after Thomas Wood had been brought down. In State 4 Baxter and Chelsea drew 2-2 in an entertaining contest at Baxter Park last weekend. It was all Chelsea from the get-go but it couldn’t convert its dominance and paid dearly when Robbie O’Toole ran onto Dave Greening’s lay-off in the 26th minute and finished well. Max Timuska-Carr equalised in the 41st minute when he ran onto Piers Brelsford’s clever backheel and slipped the ball past Baxter keeper James Foster. Baxter had its backs to the wall
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when O’Toole was shown a second yellow card and sent off in the 75th minute but the 10 men conjured up a superb interpassing move in the 82nd minute to make it 2-1. It started with Izaak Barr in the right-back position playing the ball to Nathan Yole who had dropped back into midfield after starting up front. Yole released Greening on the left and he cut inside before laying the ball into the path of Charlie O’Connell who struck it with power and placement past Chelsea keeper Rhys Davies. Just when the home side thought it could hang on for the win Chelsea substitute Liam Pavlov hit a stunning free-kick in the 88th minute that gave Foster no chance. Somerville Eagles lost 3-0 away to Springvale City on Saturday night with all the goals coming after a scoreless first half. Tom Pollock and Ash Scholes gave away penalties which were converted and late in the second half Pollock was sent off after a bad challenge. In State 5 Mount Martha won 5-3 away to Endeavour Hills last weekend. Chris Sanderson’s side was cruising at half-time with a 4-1 lead thanks to Neal Byrne, a Howie Anderson double and a long-range effort from Mitch Hawkins. Ethan Sanderson missed from the spot in the first half but when given the chance to take another penalty in the 85th minute he made no mistake. Rosebud lost 2-0 at home to Bunyip District on Saturday night. On a positive note the club has given game time this season to four 17-year-olds in central defender Louis Bisogni, pacy forward Jakob Markulin, central midfielder Riley Gill and midfielder Josh Lyall. Here are this weekend’s round 10 games: FRIDAY: Chelsea v Springvale City, Edithvale Recreation Reserve, 8.30pm; Noble Park v Baxter, Norman Luth Reserve, 8.30pm. SATURDAY: Langwarrin v Brunswick City, Lawton Park, 3pm; Eltham Redbacks v Mornington, Eltham North Reserve, 3pm; Brandon Park v Skye Utd, Freeway Reserve, 3pm; Heatherton Utd v Peninsula Strikers, Bosnia and Herzegovina Centre, 7pm; Rowville Eagles v Frankston Pines, Park Ridge Reserve, 3pm; Dandenong South v Somerville Eagles, Tatterson Park, 6pm; Mentone v Mount Martha, Mentone Grammar, 3pm; Endeavour Hills v
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