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Richardson’s Homebred Hero To Set Hearts Racing Defibrillate chases Neds Mornington Cup glory BY JUSTIN DARCY
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ith more than 500 winners to his name including the likes of Group 1 stars Kailey & Tobruk, New Zealand trainer Graham Richardson’s passion for racing and breeding horses has borne plenty of success. Yet arguably the best horse to come from his property is Defibrillate, a winner of 10 races from 23 starts and almost $700,000 in prizemoney to date. The Neds Mornington Cup (2400m) beckons next for the son of Shocking, a race that means a lot to Graham having once ran a satellite stable here where he holds plenty of fond memories. “I believe that it was a very rewarding and successful experience,” Richardson said of his time training at Mornington. Defibrillate, out of the mare Our Chickaroonie, comes from an interesting family with his full brother He’s No Chick and half-sister Italian Princess both sharp sprinting types. However, Graham knew early that Defibrillate would be better suited as a stayer thanks to his long stride and stature as a weanling, very much in a different mould to his siblings. “I bred a full-brother to Defibrillate. He was a very good horse, winning from 1200m to 1400m. Being a full-brother to Defibrillate, I can’t work that one out.” Richardson said.
Keeping Defibrillate in his stable for his first three starts, Richardson knew he had a stayer on his hands, and a smart one at that, stepping him up in trip from 1200m to 1600m from his first to second career start. “I never do this, I gave him a little rest knowing he needed far more ground,” Richardson said. “We went from six furlongs to a mile off of a five or six week break without hardly giving him a gallop. He won easy and I was told that he should be over at Patty’s (Patrick Payne) place and I replied that I had thought about it and that it was probably a good move.” Retaining a share in Defibrillate with some close friends, Richardson’s decision to send his star to Australia was vindicated early when winning three of his first four starts under Payne’s care.
“Racing is tough right, but gee it’s fun when you have a good horse and Defibrillate has been a good horse for us already. I still think his best is yet to come.” - Brendon McCullum
“I always thought he was a very good horse,” Richardson said. “He won at Flemington one day and there wasn’t very many of us in the winner’s circle so I decided I would pop some mates into him and enjoy it more”. One of those friends was neighbour and cult hero ex-cricketer Brendon McCullum, the record holder of the fastest test century of all time. “Maybe it’s a Mornington Cup? Maybe it’s
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even a Caulfield Cup? Gee, I don’t know if he’s up to that level but regardless we will enjoy the ride,” McCullum said. “Thanks to Richie our neighbour for getting us involved. He’s one of the real good guys in the racing game and he loves this horse. He bred him and trained him before sending him over to Patty and got a cool group of owners together.” His ownership group, which also includes champion jockey Lance O’Sullivan, briefly dreamed of having a runner in the Melbourne Cup last preparation before realising that their horse did not run two miles. At his best from 2000m to 2400m, Defibrillate looks primed to improve on his sixth-placed finish in last year’s Mornington Cup, entering this year’s edition off a last-start Mornington Cup Prelude (Vic Cup) victory over 2000m. Richardson echoes McCullum’s excitement for what is ahead for their lightly raced gelding, hoping that he can produce once of his customary barnstorming wins on March 26 and earn ballot exemption for the $5 million Carlton Draught Caulfield Cup (2400m) in the spring.
“23 starts for 10 wins, that’s not bad for a seven-year-old.”
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Clock work Horologist Ronald Datson (pictured) has been hard at work restoring the faces of the 87-year-old Chelsea Clock Tower. See story page 3. Picture: Supplied
Councillors collect healthy pay rise Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au COUNCILLORS across Victoria will enjoy a pay rise this year. The Victorian Independent Remuneration Tribunal made the decision earlier this month. Councillors statewide are set to receive a pay increase, with deputy mayors the biggest beneficiaries. Kingston, Frankston, and Mornington Peninsula councils are designated category three councils. Under the new pay rate category three councillors will receive an allowance of $35,972, up from
the previous amount of up to $31,444. The mayor’s pay has risen from up to $100,434 to $119,316. Deputy mayors will now be paid $59,659. The new allowance comes into effect retrospectively from 18 December last year. The Victorian Independent Remuneration Tribunal has also determined that mayors and deputy mayors will receive a pay rise each year until 2025. In the year 2025 mayors will be paid $132,573, and deputy mayors $66,286. Councillors will receive a pay rise each year until 2023. They will be paid $38,047 from December 2023. A $3,144 payment in lieu of superan-
nuation which was paid on top of councillor’s allowance has now been incorporated into their base allowance. Kingston Council CEO Peter Bean said that the new allowances will be implemented in early April and “the budget will be adjusted accordingly”. “Kingston’s councillors work a large number of hours in their roles – along with reading, digesting, consulting and making decisions on many pages of reports each month, they attend hundreds of community events and meetings each year and weekly workshops and it is very important that this work for our community is reflected in the allow-
ances,” he said. In its determination, the Victorian Independent Remuneration Tribunal wrote that it had “taken into account the substantial change in the roles, responsibilities and workload of council members since their allowances were last reviewed and considered the purpose of council member allowances and the impact of altering their value, including on diversity of representation in local government. The tribunal has also comprehensively reviewed the existing allowances system for council members taking into account similar allowances for elected members of local
government in other states and in the Northern Territory and allowances for persons elected to voluntary part-time community bodies.” In its submission to the tribunal as part of the decision making process, Ratepayers Victoria said “we have no ability to refuse to pay rates even if council’s rate costs are unaffordable. Given there is no reliable data to predict the financial impact of a rise in mayor, deputy mayor and councillor allowances on Victorian households, Ratepayers Victoria feels it would be unwise for the tribunal to make such a determination.”
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Time to restore historic Chelsea clock THE 87-year-old Chelsea Clock Tower has been restored, and will soon be installed at the new pedestrian bridge by the train station. As part of the Chelsea Station rebuild and level crossing removal works, the clock was taken down last year. Now it is almost ready to be reinstalled. Horologist Ronald Datson was tasked with restoring both faces of the clock. He has cleaned the acrylic sheet faces and sandblasted copper surrounds to remove layers of paint. He then straightened and repainted the soft metal and aluminium clock hands. A trap door on the side of the clock tower was also restored. The clock is expected to be reinstalled by the middle of the year. Mordialloc MP Tim Richardson said that the project is “preserving and enriching our local character, while getting on with practical works to make our rail line and roads safer and less congested, and to provide more trains, more often.” “The Chelsea Clock Tower has been a local landmark for almost 90 years and through the work of the Level Crossing Removal Project it will be preserved for future generations,” he said. Level Crossing Removal Project program director Andrew Brenchley said the clock restoration is a “great example of the cultural investment made in local communities by the Level Crossing Removal Project, beyond removing five dangerous and congested level crossings at Edithvale, Chelsea and Bonbeach.” “We thank the community for its understanding and patience as crews add the finishing touches to the three new station precincts by the middle of the year including more pedestrian connections, landscaping, car parking and walking and cycle paths,” he said.
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to the incident. He was charged with attempted armed robbery and assault with a weapon. The charged man was scheduled to face Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on 21 March.
Cash splash on flood Finding waste solutions initiative to push for the openprevention measures AN ing of an “advanced waste processing
CARRUM MP Sonya Kilkenny (middle) with Bonbeach Life Saving Club president Lloyd Thomas and member Debra Jordan. Picture: Supplied
Life savers open doors to new home THE Bonbeach Life Saving Club has officially opened its new clubhouse. The new $4.5 million facility will be used by the club’s 128 members. Bonbeach life savers performed 337 preventative actions and undertook two rescues during the last season of their operation. The two-storey clubhouse features a new storage room, kitchenette, and observation tower. A new training and multipurpose space has also opened. Kingston ratepayers contributed $2.5
million to the project, and the state government allocated $2 million towards it. Carrum MP Sonya Kilkenny said “the new Bonbeach Life Saving Club facility is a very special place. The new facility, with improved amenities and equipment,ADVERTISEMENT is so very different to the old club rooms. It is absolutely fit for purpose and will support ongoing volunteer lifesaving services for the community for years to come.” Ms Kilkenny said that the club has “a strong and proud history, boasting
so many wonderful, selfless and generous people who have put in so much energy, time and passion over the years to keep our community safe. And more recently, this is a club that is fully embracing people from culturally and linguistically diverse backgrounds; teaching them vital water safety skills and training them to be lifesavers themselves.” The Bonbeach Life Saving Club is celebrating 90 years of operation this year.
KINGSTON Council will spend $4.5 million on projects to minimise the risk of flood damage in Chelsea and Edithvale. One of the projects is underway at Thames Promenade in Chelsea, and is expected to take 20 weeks to complete. A stormwater pumping station is being built, alongside stormwater drainage pipes and pits. Footpaths and vehicle crossings are being replaced as part of the project. The Mulkarra Drive/Thames Promenade intersection is expected to close at times in the next 20 weeks while works are undertaken. Another project in Edithvale, stages three and four of the Edithvale Flood Management Project, is also going ahead. A new drainage system as well as concrete kerbs, pram crossings, footpaths, vehicle crossings, and an asphalt pavement are being built on Montrose Avenue. The drainage system will run down Keith Avenue and along Kinross Avenue. Kingston councillor David Eden said that recent flooding disasters in Australia highlighted the need to take action. “Unfortunately, you only have to look to Queensland, northern NSW and Sydney at present to see the devastating impacts floods can have on communities and the safety and livelihoods of our community is always at the forefront of our minds,” he said. “We will keep working to ensure our infrastructure is of the highest possible standard and I am looking forward to seeing these significant drainage projects come to fruition.”
site” in Victoria is being supported by Kingston Council. Kingston mayor Steve Staikos says that the shrinking availability of landfill meant something had to be done soon. “There will be no more landfill space in the south-eastern or eastern suburbs of Melbourne by 2025, so something significant needs to be done, and fast,” he said. “We can’t sit back and do nothing when we can clearly see a crisis in the near future. Kingston is taking positive action by committing to the project and calls on other councils to join. “The project will deliver a vital alternative to landfill that will transform how household rubbish is managed by converting it into energy, instead of burying it in the ground. The Metropolitan Waste and Resource Recovery Group has said that advanced waste processing solutions will play a significant role in achieving the Victorian Government’s new target to divert 80 per cent of household rubbish from landfill by 2030.” The Metropolitan Waste and Resource Recovery Group is seeking proposals from industry for the facility on behalf of the councils. To play their part, councils have been asked to make a commitment to send household waste to the proposed advanced waste processing facility for the first 25 years of its operation.
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Western Port Highway works underway MAJOR works are underway on the upgrade of the Western Port Highway. The $115 million project will see the roundabouts at the intersections of Ballarto Road and Cranbourne-Frankston Road replaced with traffic lights. Both intersections are closed until 4 April while works are undertaken. Motorists on Western Port Highway will be made to detour via South Gippsland Highway or via Peninsula Link. After this batch of works is done, temporary roundabouts with a 40kmph speed limit will be installed. The full upgrade is expected to be complete by the end of the year. Carrum MP Sonya Kilkenny said that the state government is “getting on with the Western Port Highway Upgrade to improve travel times and ease congestion on this important link for the thousands of drivers who use this road every day.”
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A Seaford ballet star in Paris AUSTRALIAN Ballet star Corey Herbert has added singing and acting to her repertoire to help her land a role in a new production. Ms Herbert, a Seaford resident who grew up in Dingley Village and Parkdale, is a coryphée with The Australian Ballet. The revered ballet company has teamed up with GWB Productions to stage An American in Paris, a musical based on a Gene Kelly film from 1951. Ms Herbert has a dancing role and understudies for the female lead. With ballet typically being a silent medium, she says she has had to find her voice to tackle her new role. “We’ve been thrown in the deep end. I haven’t sung much since I was 10-years-old doing song and dances, I never delved into singing as a craft. It’s been a huge learning journey, and it’s been incredible having the two worlds of dancers and singers collide,” she said. “In ballet we are mute, but this is a whole other world. We get to use our voices. “It’s been exciting to co-produce this musical, the leads do a lot of ballet so it made sense. From the start a group of dancers were selected, from then we went into vocal auditions, then we were chosen to be a part of this musical. We had some leadup rehearsals in acting and singing, we were coached and trained, and we had six weeks of rehearsal to learn with the rest of the company. It’s been a completely new world.” As a young child, Ms Herbert first became interested in singing and dancing to mimic her sister. She has turned that into a successful career, having
spent the last eight years with The Australian Ballet. “I started dancing following in my older sister’s footsteps. I did jazz, tap, song, and dance. I realised as I hit ten years old that I wanted to take ballet seriously, and that dream evolved to go into full time dance. In Year 8 I went to the Victorian College of the Arts, and then I auditioned and got in at the Australian Ballet School. Then after four years of training I was offered a position with The Australian Ballet,” she said. After getting a taste of the musical theatre world, Ms Herbert is keen to try some more. “I’ve got the bug,” she said. “It helps that the cast are incredible, open, and loving people. I have a newfound addiction.” An American in Paris is being performed at the State Theatre until 23 April. For tickets visit artscentremelbourne.com.au/whats-on/2022/musical/an-american-in-paris
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Peninsula Motor Ambulance proposal advances Compiled by Cameron McCullough MR. J. Jack, organiser in connection with the Peninsula Motor Ambulance Brigade, completed his campaign on Friday evening last, after spending a fortnight travelling the proposed area, between Aspendale and Portsea. He feels confident that the brigade will soon be an accomplished fact. In every place visited the people proved to be almost unanimously in favour of the proposal, and seed was sown which should produce a good harvest in the near future. The final meeting held at Mornington on Friday evening proved very successful. On 15th March the Bittern Progress Asosciation held the first of a series of concerts and dances to be held in aid of the Motor Ambulance Brigade, and was the most successful entertainment ever held in Bittern. Almost every person in the district was present. Nearly all the takings went into the fund, as artists, music and all the nice things to eat were provided free. Mr. Jack presided, and apologised for being unable to compose words to sufficiently express the gratitude of the Bittern Progress Association for the manner in which the people answered the call, when appealed to, to help in a good cause. The programme was as follows: Overture, Mr. Graham; song, “The Bandalero,” Mr. Ovens; recitation, Mr. T. Allen; violin solo, “Cavaleria Rusticana,” Mr. Jarrett; song, “The Swiss Mountaineer,” Mr. Prowse; song, “When the Great Red Dawn is Shining,” Mr. Edwards; comic, “Dance With Your Uncle Joseph,” Mr. Kirkham.
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The same artists provided the second part of the programme, and finished about 10 o’clock. In every case there were numerous encores. The singing was of the highest order, and Mr. Graham, at the piano, was the delight of the evening, as he is a perfect master at the piano. The chairman gave a brief explanation of the ambulance scheme to a very attentive audience, and concluded with a hearty vote of thanks to all who assisted, which concluded the concert, after which the young people and a few of the middle-aged engaged in tripping the fantastic to the music of Messrs. Graham, Williamson, Rayment, McKone, and Mrs. Van Suylen, till the wee small hours of the morn. Thus ended the most enjoyable evening spent in Bittern for many years. *** AT the Frankston Police Court the other day the police magistrate dismissed the case against a local orchardist who was charged with shooting with intent a man who had entered his orchard. It was proved that the victim had received a charge of saltpetre in the leg. More than ordinary interest attached to the proceedings, particularly amongst district fruitgrowers, who may, or may not, at one time or another, have been tempted to indulge in a little pop-gun exercise. Defendant in the case under notice admitted that he fired from a gun containing a saltpetre cartridge, but contended that when he got up in the middle of the night and made a tour of his orchard he was in search of stray dogs which had disturbed his slumbers. It was in the course of his midnight peregrinations that he discerned a black
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object about 30ft. away, and thinking he had located one of his unwelcome canine visitors he discharged his little lot of saltpetre. The bench accepted this explanation, which, in view of defendant’s irreproachable character, is no doubt the correct one. The case, however, will serve to make many people think – particularly the gentry who are in the habit of paying nocturnal visits to outlying orchards and robbing the fruitgrowers of their livelihood, or a considerable portion of it. The operations of orchard thieves have been carried out on a grand scale during recent years, adding materially to the sum of trials and difficulties orchardists are compelled to contend with in the ordinary course of their avocation. To the fruitgrower, encouraged to use sprayers for the destruction and prevention of insect pests, a spray of saltpetre might naturally suggest itself as an effective remedy for the two-legged pest. The grocer or the baker who discovers a midnight intruder denuding his shelves of goods, would be justified in protecting his property even to the extent of using a little cold lead. On the same principle orchardists might be inclined to argue that the orchard is their shop and that recourse to firearms for the protection of their goods would be equally justifiable. The argument may seem sound enough, but in actual practice it would work out disastrously to all parties concerned. Orchardists must not shoot at thieves who steal their fruit and destroy their trees.
They may capture them and hand them over to justice. The expert fruit stealer may consider this cause for congratulation, but he must also consider that he may at any time be mistaken for a dog or other stray animal, and a charge of saltpetre is not more acceptable to a man than to one of the canine species. *** A DISASTROUS fire occurred at Frankston on Friday night last, when the house owned and occupied by Mr. Chas. Leadbeater was absolutely destroyed, together with its contents. Mr. and Mrs. Leadbeater, with their six small children, were in the house at the time. The fire was first noticed at about 7.30 o’clock, and although the local fire brigade was smartly on the scene, the flames had complete mastery in a very few minutes. Mr. Leadbeater is unable to account for the outbreak, and considerable sympathy is felt for him in his misfortune. *** CONSTABLE Phillips arrested a young man named Charles Swift in Bay Street, Frankston, on Saturday last. Swift, who was drunk, was using indecent language. He appeared at the Frankston Court on Monday morning, before Messrs. C. V. G. Williams and W. Armstrong, J.’s P., and was fined £5 or one month on the indecent language charge and £2 or three days for being drunk. He went to gaol; Senior-constable Bray conducted the prosecution. *** The Pier Hotel, Frankston, has undergone extensive renovations since Mr. Taylor took over the management a few
weeks ago. As indicated in these columns recently, Mr. Taylor hails from Williamstown, and he is now giving Frankston a sample of the progressive spirit which marked his residence in the port “where the big ships come in from places far away.” He has the distinction of being the founder of the Williamstown Punt Club, an institution which grew from a very small beginning to one of the largest affairs of its kind in the state. Mr. Taylor evidently possesses a high sense of the duties of citizenship, for his Williaimstown record shows that he was identified with all the leading organisations of the place, and, in many cases took the lead in promoting movements for the benefit of the town in which he lived. He has made a good start in Frankston, and now that he has put his own house in order, we may expect to see him joining up with our various local institutions, which all count materially in the progress of the district. *** Porter Len. Gray, while engaged in shunting operations at the Frankston railway station on Friday last, was struck by a tail rope across the stomach. He appeared to be severely injured, but after being treated by Dr. Maxwell, he was able to proceed to his home in Melbourne. He will not be able to resume duty for some days. *** From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 24 March 1922
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Father Brown returns for its ninth season, with the guarantee of murder and intrigue brimming in the idyllic farming locale. This landmark season will conclude with the much-loved show’s 100th episode, set on New Year’s Eve at a fancy masked ball. Tonight, in “The Menace of Mephistopheles”, the clergyman (Mark Williams) faces a confounding mystery when Sergeant Goodfellow (John Burton) turns to him for help after he witnesses Inspector Mallory (Jack Deam) frame an innocent man.
SUNDAY
GRAND DESIGNS NEW ZEALAND
ABC TV, 7.40pm
Many of the people who feature in this creative building series like to think outside the box. With Sumita and Cameron Dale, it’s fair to say their dream home doesn’t really lend itself to any of these adjectives. The ex-police officers shun convention by buying a plot of land to build their “lighthouse” dwelling. Their strict budget and unusual home design – results in a building unlike any seen on this series. Tune in to see Chris Moller’s reaction.
MONDAY
THE AMAZING RACE
SEVEN, 8.40pm
Where there’s a will, there’s a way for a big-budget extravaganza such as The Amazing Race. After more than 30 seasons of aeronautic, cross-country hijinks hosted by Phil Keoghan, this 33rd season was initially cut short because of the pandemic. Teams kicked off the competition in 2020, then resumed filming more than a year later in 2021; that’s a lot of time to revise and game plan. Tonight, the finish is on the horizon: it’s the final leg, with three teams left ready to take on the trip from Lisbon, Portugal, to Los Angeles California.
It has been almost four years since this genre-defying comedy graced the screen with a fresh batch of episodes. Following the Atlanta rap scene and the exploits of Paper Boi (Brian Tyree Henry), Earn (Donald Glover), Darius (LaKeith Stanfield), and Van (Zazie Beetz), this surreal, funny and thought-provoking series won the hearts and minds of critics and fans alike. Tonight, season three finally lands, with the fourth and final season set to quickly follow next year. This season, the crew is transplanted to Europe, where culture shock and the struggle with success compounds on their successful tour. Expect the unexpected. Donald Glover stars in Atlanta.
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6.00 News. 9.00 News. 9.55 Aust Story. (R) 10.30 Scottish Vets Down Under. (PGm, R) 11.00 The Wildlife Revolution – A Catalyst Special. (Final, PG, R) 12.00 News. 1.00 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 1.30 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (M, R) 2.00 Press. (Mal, R) 3.00 News. 4.00 Escape From The City. (R) 4.55 Kurt Fearnley’s One Plus One. (R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
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6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Football. AFL. Round 2. Western Bulldogs v Carlton. 10.30 AFL Post-Game Show. Post-game discussion and interviews. 11.00 The Latest: Seven News. (R) 11.30 To Be Advised. 12.30 Air Crash Investigation: Deadly Inclination. (PGa, R) Examines the crash of Alitalia Flight 404. 1.30 Travel Oz. (PG, R) Greg Grainger explores South Africa. 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
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SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon Jasper And Errol’s First Time. 1.00 Mr Tachyon On The Edge Of Science. 1.30 Most Expensivest. 2.00 Gaycation. 2.50 Cyberwar. 3.50 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats. 8.30 Roswell: The First Witness. 9.25 Behind Bars: World’s Toughest Prisons. 10.20 Late Programs.
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9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: Let’s Be Happy. (1957) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 3. St George Illawarra Dragons v Cronulla Sharks. 9.55 Thursday Night Knock Off. 10.45 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon This Is Us. 1.00 The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Friends. 2.00 Mom. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Late Programs.
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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am The Fifth Element. Continued. (1997, PG) 8.00 The White Balloon. (1995, Farsi) 9.35 Princess Caraboo. (1994, PG) 11.25 A Monster In Paris. (2011, French) 1.05pm Do Not Hesitate. (2021, M, Dutch) 2.50 Loving. (2016, PG) 5.00 Bugsy Malone. (1976, PG) 6.40 Finding Graceland. (1998, PG) 8.30 The King’s Speech. (2010, M) 10.40 Twice Born. (2012, MA15+, Italian) 1am Late Programs.
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10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Socceroos: Road To Qatar. 8.30 NBL Slam. 9.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 10.00 Diagnosis Murder. 11.00 JAG. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 4.00 JAG. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Bull. 10.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.30 NCIS. 12.30am Shopping. 2.00 NCIS: New Orleans. 4.00 Walker, Texas Ranger.
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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Q+A. (R) 11.10 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (Final, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 The Pool. (PG, R) 1.55 Les Misérables. (Mv, R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons. 4.00 Escape From The City. (R) 4.55 Kurt Fearnley’s One Plus One. (a, R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. (R) 2.00 North America With Simon Reeve. (PGadvw, R) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.35 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.05 Portillo’s Greatest Railway Journeys. (PG, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: High School Lover. (2017, Madsv, R) 2.00 House Of Wellness. (PG) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Sinister Savior. (2020, Mav) 1.45 Garden Gurus Moments. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGadl) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Left Off The Map. 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First.
6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 Gardening Australia. Josh Byrne unpacks native plant myths. 8.30 Miniseries: The Teacher. (Mals) Part 3 of 4. After receiving a suspended sentence, Jenna stops drinking and starts to reassess her life. 9.20 Grantchester. (Ma, R) A professor dies at a computer laboratory. 10.05 Mum. (Final, Ml, R) 10.35 ABC Late News. 10.55 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (M, R) 11.25 Starstruck. (Final, Ml, R) 11.45 QI. (Final, Ms, R) 12.15 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.35 Robson Green’s Icelandic Adventure. (M) Part 3 of 3. 8.30 Queen Victoria: Love, Lust And Leadership. (M) Part 3 of 3. 9.25 The Pyramids: Solving The Mystery: The Last Secrets Of Giza. (R) A look at the Giza plateau. 10.20 SBS World News Late. 10.55 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mals, R) 12.45 Agatha Christie’s Criminal Games. (Mav, R) 2.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour Down Under Bitesize. (R) 3.45 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup CAF Qualifier. Cameroon v Algeria.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Better Homes And Gardens. Dr. Harry helps out a labrador. 7.30 Football. AFL. Round 2. Sydney v Geelong. 10.30 AFL Post-Game Show. Post-game discussion and interviews. 11.00 Armchair Experts. (M) Experts discuss all things AFL. 11.30 To Be Advised. 12.30 MOVIE: Beast. (2015, Malv, R) A boxer experiences a life-changing night. Chad McKinney. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 5.00 NBC Today.
6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Escape To The Chateau. Dick and Angel transform a granary store. 8.35 MOVIE: Inferno. (2016, Malv, R) After a university professor awakens with amnesia, he discovers he is being pursued by an assassin. Tom Hanks, Felicity Jones, Irrfan Khan. 11.00 Psychopath With Piers Morgan. (MA15+, R) 12.00 The Man With The World’s Biggest Testicles. (MA15+amn, R) 1.00 My Way. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 A Current Affair. (R)
6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 The Graham Norton Show. (Mals, R) Graham Norton chats with Miriam Margolyes, Paul Rudd, Ron Howard, Halle Berry and Stephen Fry. 9.30 The Dog House Australia. (R) Charlotte is looking for a dog to give her best friend, Zeke the pug, some love. Former dancer Natasha could be the ticket out for husky cross Aislinn. Narrated by Dr Chris Brown. 10.30 To Be Advised. 11.40 The Project. (R) 12.40 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Hosted by Stephen Colbert. 1.30 Home Shopping. (R)
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7pm Dino Dana. 7.10 Andy And The Band. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Hard Quiz. 8.30 MOVIE: Another Year. (2010, M) 10.35 MOVIE: Like Minds. (2006, M) 12.25am QI. 12.55 Community. 1.20 Parks And Recreation. 1.45 Grand Designs. 2.30 ABC News Update. 2.35 Close. 5.05 Little Princess. 5.15 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.20 Pingu In The City. 5.30 Wallykazam! 5.55 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon Huang’s World. 1.40 Flophouse. 2.30 My Homie Sells Homies. 3.00 Jungletown. 3.50 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Hoarders. 9.20 Atlanta. (Return) 10.20 Day Of The Dead. 11.10 Instinctive Desires. Midnight News. 12.55 Inside Sex Work In New Zealand. 1.15 Late Programs.
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9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 2.55 Antiques Roadshow. 3.25 MOVIE: Mr Forbush And The Penguins. (1971, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 3. South Sydney Rabbitohs v Sydney Roosters. 9.55 Golden Point. 10.45 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 NBL Slam. 7.30 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon To Be Advised. 1.00 Mom. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.00 Nancy Drew. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 James Corden. 3.30 Becker. 4.30 Shopping.
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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 11.00 America’s Game. Noon Biker Battleground Phoenix. 1.00 Picked Off. 2.00 Hellfire Heroes. 3.00 Billion Dollar Wreck. 4.00 Timbersports. 4.30 Barter Kings. 5.00 Pawn Stars UK. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Friday Night Countdown. 7.30 MOVIE: Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them. (2016, M) 10.15 MOVIE: The Fugitive. (1993, M) 1am Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon Xena. 2.00 Hercules. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 MOVIE: Dr Seuss’ The Lorax. (2012) 7.45 MOVIE: The Italian Job. (2003, M) 10.00 MOVIE: Horrible Bosses 2. (2014, MA15+) 12.10am Young, Dumb And Banged Up In The Sun. 1.10 Kardashians. 2.10 Vanderpump Rules. 3.00 Bakugan: Battle Planet. 3.30 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 8.30 Bondi Rescue. 9.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 10.00 Diagnosis Murder. 11.00 JAG. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 4.00 JAG. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. 10.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.30am Shopping. 2.00 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 Chefs’ Line. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 NITV News: Nula. 6.00 Bamay. 6.35 News. 6.40 Extreme Africa. 7.30 MOVIE: The Silver Brumby. (1993, PG) 9.30 First Nations Bedtime Stories. 9.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 10.30 NITV On The Road: Barunga Festival. 11.30 Late Programs.
Morning Programs. 6.50 Bugsy Malone. (1976, PG) 8.30 Finding Graceland. (1998, PG) 10.20 Monk Comes Down The Mountain. (2015, M, Cantonese) 12.25pm Django. (2017, M, French) 2.35 The Fifth Element. (1997, PG) 4.55 The White Balloon. (1995, Farsi) 6.30 The Emperor’s Club. (2002, PG) 8.30 Monster. (2003, MA15+) 10.30 What We Do In The Shadows. (2014, M) 12.05am Late Programs.
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6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 9.00 Rage. (PG) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 Midsomer Murders. (Mv, R) 2.00 Grantchester. (Ma, R) 2.45 Father Brown. (PGv, R) 3.35 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 4.30 Landline. (R) 5.00 Basketball. WNBL. Finals Series. 7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories. 7.30 Father Brown. (Return, Ma) An innocent man is framed. 8.20 Unforgotten. (Malv) Sunny and Cassie discover that a graduating class of police officers could all be connected to the case. 9.05 Troppo. (Malv, R) Ted and Amanda’s investigation heads down a dark path when more of Jong Min’s remains are recovered. 10.05 Call The Midwife. (PG, R) Sister Frances cares for a cancer patient. 11.05 Les Misérables. (Final, Mav, R) Javert confronts Valjean. 12.20 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)
6.00 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup CAF Qualifier. Cameroon v Algeria. Continued. 6.15 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup CAF Qualifier. Egypt v Senegal. 8.30 WorldWatch. 2.00 Small Business Secrets. (PG, R) 2.30 Gymnastics. 2022 FIG Individual Apparatus World Cup. Highlights. 4.30 Be My Brother. (R) 4.40 The Students, The Traitor And The Nazis. (PGav, R) 5.40 Secret Nazi Bases. (PG, R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. (M) 8.30 Exploring Northern Ireland. (PG) Part 4 of 4. 9.30 World’s Greatest Bridges: Brooklyn Bridge. (R) A look at New York’s Brooklyn Bridge. 10.25 Anne Boleyn: Arrest, Trial, Execution. (R) 11.20 MOVIE: Inside Llewyn Davis. (2013, Mal, R) 1.15 MOVIE: Apocalypto. (2006, MA15+v, R) Rudy Youngblood, Dalia Hernández. 3.45 Perspective Shift. (PGa, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.
6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 Horse Racing. Tancred Stakes and Mornington Cup. 1.00 Football. AFL Women’s. Finals Week 2. 3.00 Football. AFL Women’s. Finals Week 2. 5.00 Seven News At 5. 5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R) 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 AFL Pre-Game Show. Pre-game coverage of the match. 7.30 Football. AFL. Round 2. Port Adelaide v Hawthorn. From Adelaide Oval. 10.30 AFL Post-Game Show. Post-game discussion and interviews. 11.00 To Be Advised. 12.00 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Round 2. Tasmania SuperSprint. Day 1. Highlights. 1.00 Harry’s Practice. (R) Information about pet care. 2.00 To Be Advised. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Get Clever. (R) 5.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R)
6.00 Easy Eats. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Destination WA. (PG) 12.30 Drive TV. (PG) 1.00 My Way. (PG, R) 1.30 Outback & Under. (Premiere) 2.00 The Pet Rescuers. (PG, R) 2.30 MOVIE: Pontiac Moon. (1994, PGl, R) Ted Danson, Mary Steenbergen, Ryan Todd. 4.30 The Garden Gurus. 5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Getaway. (PG) 6.00 Nine News Saturday. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Space Invaders. (PG) Experts help people declutter their lives. 8.30 MOVIE: Gladiator. (2000, Mav, R) After a successful Roman general is betrayed and his family is murdered by the emperor’s heir, he seeks revenge. Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen. 11.30 MOVIE: The Social Network. (2010, Ml, R) Jesse Eisenberg. 1.50 Talking Honey: Relationship Specials. (PG) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Wesley Impact With Stu Cameron. (PG, R)
6am Morning Programs. 7.30 What’s Up Down Under. (R) 8.00 Left Off The Map. (R) 8.30 Pooches At Play. (R) 9.00 Freshly Picked. (R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 4x4 Adventures. (R) 1.00 The Offroad Adventure Show. 2.00 All 4 Adventure. (PG, R) 3.00 What’s Up Down Under. 3.30 Waltzing Jimeoin. (PGl, R) 4.00 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.30 Taste Of Australia. (R) 5.00 News. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. (PGadl, R) American comedian and talk show host Conan O’Brien tries his hand at lifeguarding, with hilarious results. 7.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 20. Macarthur FC v Melbourne City. From Campbelltown Stadium, Sydney. 10.00 Ambulance Australia. (Mal, R) In Brisbane, a bystander calls in a crash in the heart of Brisbane’s CBD involving a motorcyclist and taxi. 11.00 Ambulance. (Mal, R) Takes a look at the London Ambulance Service as it deals with all manner of crises. 12.00 Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 Hour Of Power. Religious program.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Live At The Apollo. 9.15 Sammy J. 9.20 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 10.05 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 10.50 Gavin & Stacey. 11.20 Schitt’s Creek. 11.45 Archer. 12.05am Year Of The Rabbit. 12.30 The Young Offenders. 1.05 The Planets. (Final) 2.05 ABC News Update. 2.10 Close. 5.05 Little Princess. 5.15 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. 10.00 SBS Courtside. 10.30 Basketball. NBA. Atlanta Hawks v Golden State Warriors. 1pm Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 1.10 Hunting Hitler. 2.50 Over The Black Dot. 3.20 Yokayi Footy. 4.15 WorldWatch. 5.45 Insight. 6.45 Extreme Food Phobics. 7.35 Impossible Engineering. 8.30 Secrets Of America’s Shadow Government. 9.20 Black Market. 10.15 The X-Files. 11.05 Ghosthunter. 12.45am Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 8.30 Travel Oz. 10.00 Australia’s Best Backyards. 10.30 Sydney Weekender. 11.00 Weekender. 11.30 Creek To Coast. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Horse Racing. Tancred Stakes and Mornington Cup. 5.30 Ed And Karen’s Recipes For Success. 6.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 Greatest Outdoors. 12.30am The Fine Art Auction. 3.30 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 8.30 TV Shop. 10.00 MOVIE: Mandy. (1952, PG) Noon Avengers. 1.00 MOVIE: Hue And Cry. (1947) 2.40 MOVIE: The Green Man. (1956) 4.20 MOVIE: It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. (1963, PG) 7.30 Rugby Union. Super Rugby Pacific. Round 6. Queensland Reds v NSW Waratahs. 9.45 Super Rugby Pacific Post-Match. 10.00 MOVIE: The Gauntlet. (1977, MA15+) 12.15am Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens. 8.00 Frasier. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 The King Of Queens. Noon Australian Survivor. 3.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.15 Friends. 12.15am Home Shopping. 1.45 Mom. 2.35 Naked Beach. 3.30 Nancy Drew. 4.30 Home Shopping.
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9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. 1.30pm A1: Highway Patrol. 2.30 Motor Racing. FIA World Endurance C’ship. 1000 Miles of Sebring. 3.30 Ultimate Rush. 4.00 Surfing Australia TV. 4.30 Road Trick. 5.30 Children’s Programs. 5.45 MOVIE: Mr. Peabody & Sherman. (2014, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Transformers. (2007, M) 10.20 MOVIE: Blade II. (2002, MA15+) 12.45am Road Trick. 1.15 Kardashians. 2.10 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 9.00 The Doctors. 10.00 What’s Up Down Under. 10.30 Bondi Rescue. 11.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 12.30pm JAG. 1.30 Diagnosis Murder. 2.30 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 3.30 Hotels By Design. 4.00 Bondi Rescue. 4.30 iFish Summer Series. 5.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 5.30 Scorpion. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: New Orleans. 10.20 NCIS. 11.20 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Yokayi Footy. 2.25 Rugby Union. Ella 7s. 2.50 Sportswoman 2021. 3.20 Over The Black Dot. 3.50 Rugby League. Koori Knockout. Men’s. Final. La Perouse Panthers v Newcastle All Blacks. Replay. 5.50 VICE Sports. 6.20 First People’s Kitchen. 6.50 News. 7.00 The South Sydney Story. 7.30 Milford Graves Full Mantis. 9.15 MOVIE: Dark Age. (1987, MA15+) 10.55 Late Programs.
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The White Balloon. Continued. (1995, Farsi) 7.20 The Emperor’s Club. (2002, PG) 9.20 A Monster In Paris. (2011, French) 11.00 Bugsy Malone. (1976, PG) 12.45pm Orchestra Class. (2017, M, French) 2.35 Finding Graceland. (1998, PG) 4.25 Kim Ji-Young, Born 1982. (2019, PG, Korean) 6.35 Hunt For The Wilderpeople. (2016, PG) 8.30 The Big Short. (2015, M) 10.55 Late Programs.
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6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Offsiders. 10.30 World This Week. (R) 11.00 Compass. (PG, R) 11.30 Praise. (R) 12.00 News. 12.30 Landline. 1.30 Gardening Aust. (R) 2.30 Australia’s Ocean Odyssey. (R) 3.30 Short Cuts To Glory: Matt Okine Vs Food. (R) 4.00 Back In Time For Dinner. (PG, R) 5.00 Art Works. (PGns, R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow.
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.00 Small Business Secrets. (PG) 7.30 WorldWatch. 12.30 Motor Racing. ProMX Championships. Round 1. 3.30 Athletics. World Athletics Indoor Championships. Day 3. Highlights. 4.30 The Rising: Serena Williams. 5.00 Small Business Secrets. (PG, R) 5.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 5.40 The Secret History Of World War II. (PGa, R)
6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 11.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) 12.00 Football. VFL. 2.30 AFL Pre-Game Show. 3.00 Football. AFL. Round 2. Richmond v GWS Giants.
6.00 Easy Eats. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 The AFL Sunday Footy Show. (PG) 12.00 Sports Sunday. (PG) 1.00 Ultimate Rush. (PG, R) 1.30 Bondi Lifeguard World Adventures. (PGl, R) 2.00 Serengeti. (PG, R) 3.00 Spy In The Wild. (PGa, R) 4.00 Space Invaders. (PG, R) 5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Postcards. (PG)
6.00 Mass. 6.30 Hillsong. 7.00 Joseph Prince. 7.30 Joel Osteen. 8.00 The Offroad Adventure Show. (R) 9.00 Luca’s Key Ingredient. 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 Left Off The Map. (R) 12.30 GCBC. (R) 1.00 My Market Kitchen. (R) 1.20 Australian Survivor. (R) 2.30 The Dog House Australia. (R) 3.30 Waltzing Jimeoin. (PGls, R) 4.00 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.30 Taste Of Australia. 5.00 News.
6.30 Compass: Safdar Ahmed is Still Alive. (PGa, R) 7.00 ABC News Sunday. (R) 7.40 Grand Designs New Zealand. Two ex-police officers want to build a lighthouse. 8.30 Troppo. (Malv) Amanda is shocked to discover the attack on Ted, and is determined to find the culprit. 9.25 Killing Eve. (Mv) 10.05 Harrow. (Mav, R) A health and wellness vlogger is murdered. 11.00 Top Of The Lake: China Girl. (Malns, R) 12.00 Mum. (Ml, R) 12.30 Harrow. (Malnv, R) 3.10 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 5.00 Insiders. (R)
6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Stonehenge: The New Revelations. (PG, R) Takes a look at Stonehenge. 9.05 Easter Island: The Truth Revealed. (PG, R) Three archaeologists take a look at the history of the Easter Island statues. 10.45 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Gent-Wevelgem. Men’s Race. 2.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Gent-Wevelgem. Women’s Race. 3.15 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 4.45 Bamay. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Dancing With The Stars: All Stars. (PGl) 8.30 Crime Investigation Australia: On Borrowed Time – The Michael McGurk Assassination. (Malv) A look at the murder of Michael McGurk. 9.50 Born To Kill? Dennis Nilsen – The Kindly Killer. (MA15+av) 10.55 The Blacklist. (Return, Mav) 12.00 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Round 2. Tasmania SuperSprint. Day 2. H’lights. From Symmons Plains Raceway, Launceston, Tasmania. 1.00 The Proposal. (Ms, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Nine News Sunday. 7.00 Married At First Sight. (M) 8.40 60 Minutes. Current affairs program, investigating, analysing and uncovering the issues affecting all Australians. 9.40 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events. 10.10 Australian Crime Stories: Justice For Lucille. (Ma, R) A look at the case of Lucille Butterworth. 11.10 The First 48: The Ties That Bind. (Ml) 12.00 Shallow Grave. (Mav, R) 12.50 The Garden Gurus. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.30 The Sunday Project. Joins panellists for a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics. 7.30 Australian Survivor. A group of 24 Australian castaways find themselves stranded in Far North Queensland. 9.00 FBI. (Mv) The team realises it has a cross-country serial killer on its hands, and the case has ties to Isobel’s father and his hotel, which leads to revelations about their fractured relationship. 11.00 The Sunday Project. (R) 12.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. Morning news and talk show.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Compass. 8.00 You Can’t Ask That. 8.30 Louis Theroux’s Forbidden America. (Final) 9.35 A Dog’s World With Tony Armstrong. 10.30 Tate Britain’s Great British Walks. 11.15 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 12.05am MOVIE: Another Year. (2010, M) 2.10 ABC News Update. 2.15 Close. 5.05 Little Princess. 5.15 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. 10.30 SBS Courtside. 11.00 Basketball. NBA. Memphis Grizzlies v Milwaukee Bucks. 1.30pm WorldWatch. 2.00 Insight. 3.00 Beach Volleyball. Austn Tour. 5.00 Australia In Colour. 6.00 Speed With Guy Martin. 6.55 Lost Gold Of World War II. 7.40 Ice Cowboys. 8.30 QAnon: The Cult Of Conspiracy. 9.30 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Volta a Catalunya. Stage 7. 11.30 Late Programs.
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6am Morning Programs. 9.30 Australia’s Best Backyards. 10.00 House Of Wellness. 11.00 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 The Yorkshire Vet. 2.00 Caravan & Camping WA. 2.30 The Great Australian Doorstep. 3.00 Escape To The Country. 6.00 Dog Patrol. 7.00 Border Security. 8.30 Railroad Australia. 9.30 Hornby: A Model Empire. 10.30 Great Scenic Railway Journeys. 11.10 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 1.50pm Rugby League. NRL Women’s Premiership. Round 5. Broncos v Eels. 3.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 3. Brisbane Broncos v North Queensland Cowboys. 6.00 Customs. 6.30 The Great Migration. 7.30 David Attenborough’s Seven Worlds, One Planet. 8.40 MOVIE: The Bourne Legacy. (2012, M) 11.10 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am NBL Slam. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Neighbours. 10.30 The Middle. Noon To Be Advised. 1.00 Basketball. NBL. Round 17. Adelaide 36ers v South East Melbourne Phoenix. 3.00 Basketball. NBL. Round 17. Melbourne United v Illawarra Hawks. 5.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Friends. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 MOVIE: The Rebound. (2009, M) 3.30 Big Bang. 4.30 Shopping.
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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 10.00 Hook, Line And Sinker. 11.00 Fishing. International Series. 11.30 Step Outside. Noon The Fishing Show By AFN. 1.00 Fishing Addiction. 2.00 Hook Me Up! 3.00 Ultimate Fishing. 4.00 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Shipping Wars. 6.00 MOVIE: The Count Of Monte Cristo. (2002, PG) 8.45 MOVIE: Kingsman: The Golden Circle. (2017, MA15+) 11.40 Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. 1.30pm Speedseries. 3.30 Peaking. 4.00 The Break Boys. 5.00 Children’s Programs. 5.10 MOVIE: Playing With Fire. (2019, PG) 7.00 MOVIE: Ghostbusters. (2016, PG) 9.25 MOVIE: Godzilla. (2014, M) 11.50 Allegiance. 12.45am Kardashians. 1.40 Vanderpump Rules. 2.30 The Break Boys. 3.00 Power Rangers Dino Fury. 3.30 Thunderbirds. 4.30 Teen Titans Go! 4.50 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 7.30 Key Of David. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Healthy Homes Australia. 9.30 Bondi Rescue. 10.00 iFish Summer Series. 10.30 Reel Action. 11.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 11.30 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 12.30pm Scorpion. 2.30 What’s Up Down Under. 3.00 Soccer. A-League Women. Grand Final. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 9.25 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.15 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 11.00 Football. CAFL. 12.30pm Motor Racing. W Series. Round 7. Highlights. 1.00 Soccer. Serie A Femminile. 2.45 Rugby Union. Monsoon Rugby Union. 4.15 Softball. SA Premier League. 5.45 Going Native. 6.15 News. 6.25 Natural Born Rebels. 7.30 Equator From The Air. 8.30 This Magic Moment. 10.20 Winning Time: Reggie Miller Vs The New York Knicks. 11.40 Late Programs.
Morning Programs. 7.10 Hunt For The Wilderpeople. (2016, PG) 9.05 The Illusionist. (2010, PG) 10.35 Unaccompanied Minors. (2006, PG) 12.15pm Gundala. (2019, M, Indonesian) 2.30 The Emperor’s Club. (2002, PG) 4.30 White Lion. (2010, PG) 6.15 Maiko Haaaan!!! (2007, PG, Japanese) 8.30 Blue Jasmine. (2013, M) 10.20 Special Forces. (2011, MA15+, French) 12.25am Late Programs.
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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Landline. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Press. (Final, PG, R) 2.10 Miniseries: The Teacher. (Mals, R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons. 4.00 Escape From The City. (R) 5.00 Kurt Fearnley’s One Plus One. (R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Australian Story. Australians share their personal stories. 8.30 Four Corners. Investigative journalism program. 9.20 Media Watch. (PG) Hosted by Paul Barry. 9.35 China Tonight. A look at current affairs from China. 10.05 ABC News Video Lab. (R) 10.40 ABC Late News. 10.55 The Business. (R) 11.10 Q+A. (R) 12.15 Harrow. (Madv, R) 2.00 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 Al Jazeera News. 2.00 North America With Simon Reeve. (PGa, R) 3.10 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PGaw, R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.10 Portillo’s Greatest Railway Journeys. (PG, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.35 Scotland: Escape To The Wilderness. (PG) Part 3 of 4. 8.30 Secrets Of The Tower Of London. (PG) Merlina, the Tower’s oldest raven, goes missing. 9.30 The Great House Revival. (PG, R) Presented by Hugh Wallace. 10.25 SBS World News Late. 10.55 Beneath The Surface. (Premiere, Madl) 12.05 Tin Star. (MA15+v) 1.00 Unit One. (MA15+av, R) 4.10 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+ans, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.00 The 94th Annual Academy Awards. (PG) 2.00 Highway Cops. (PGl, R) 2.30 Motorway Patrol. (PGl) 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGs) 7.30 SAS Australia. (Mal) Celebrities undertake SAS training. 8.40 The Amazing Race. (Final, PGl) After travelling to seven countries and 17 cities, one team will be crowned the winner. 9.40 The 94th Annual Academy Awards. (PG, R) A ceremony honouring achievements in filmmaking over the past year, from the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles. 12.40 MOVIE: The Girl Next Door. (1998, Masv, R) Tracey Gold. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 Married At First Sight. (M, R) 1.45 Explore: Smithbilt Hats. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. 6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Married At First Sight. (M) The social experiment continues. 9.00 La Brea. (Mv) Eve, Levi and Ty return to the fort. 10.00 Nine News Late. 10.30 Footy Classified. (M) 11.30 Bluff City Law. (Mad, R) 12.15 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.10 Hello SA. (PG) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Australia Remastered. 8.25 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 9.15 Restoration Australia. 10.15 The Greek Islands With Julia Bradbury. 10.35 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. 11.20 QI. 11.50 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.10am Community. (Final) 12.40 Parks And Recreation. 1.00 Black Comedy. 1.30 ABC News Update. 1.35 Close. 5.05 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon Basketball. NBA. Atlanta Hawks v Golden State Warriors. Replay. 2.00 VICE. 2.30 Black Market. 3.00 Does America. 3.30 Dead Set On Life. 3.55 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Taskmaster. 9.25 Back To Life. 10.35 Addicted Australia. 11.45 Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. 10.30 Better Homes And Gardens. Noon Miniseries: Bancroft. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Hornby: A Model Empire. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 A Touch Of Frost. 10.50 Cold Case. 12.50am Heathrow. 2.00 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: I’m All Right Jack. (1959) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Agatha Raisin. 8.30 Poirot. 10.30 Law & Order. 11.30 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am Basketball. NBL. Round 17. Adelaide 36ers v South East Melbourne Phoenix. Replay. 8.00 Friends. 10.00 The Middle. 11.30 Friends. 1pm Nancy Drew. 2.00 Friends. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 James Corden. 3.30 Naked Beach. 4.30 Shopping.
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9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon Xena. 2.00 Hercules. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Territory Cops. 8.30 MOVIE: RoboCop. (2014, M) 10.50 Young Sheldon. 11.15 Raymond. 11.45 Weird Science. 12.15am Below Deck Mediterranean. 1.15 The Sex Clinic. 2.10 Vanderpump Rules. 3.00 Bakugan: Battle Planet. 3.30 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 20. Macarthur FC v Melbourne City. Replay. 10.30 Bondi Rescue. 11.00 Diagnosis Murder. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 4.00 JAG. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 A-League Highlights Show. 11.20 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 1.40pm Ngumpin Kartiya. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Chefs’ Line. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 APTN National News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.20 Yawuru Country. 6.40 News. 6.50 Extreme Africa. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 Karla Grant Presents. 9.30 Colony. 11.10 Late Programs.
Morning Programs. 9.00 Kim Ji-Young, Born 1982. (2019, PG, Korean) 11.10 2 Autumns, 3 Winters. (2013, M, French) 12.50pm Angel-A. (2005, M, French) 2.30 Hunt For The Wilderpeople. (2016, PG) 4.25 The Illusionist. (2010, PG) 5.55 The Ash Lad 2. (2019, PG, Norwegian) 7.50 Thunder Road. (2018, M) 9.30 Ghost World. (2001, M) 11.40 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 1pm Pawn Stars UK. 2.00 Shipping Wars. 2.30 Hellfire Heroes. 3.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Tasmania SuperSprint. H’lights. 4.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Tasmania SuperSprint. H’lights. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 American Pickers. 8.30 MOVIE: The A-Team. (2010, M) 11.00 Late Programs.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal) 1.00 Australian Survivor. (R) 2.40 Entertainment Tonight. 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Left Off The Map. 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First. 6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 Australian Survivor. Presented by Jonathan LaPaglia. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Australia. (Ml) Two teams, consisting of celebrity guests, go head-to-head in a battle of wits that has them trying to fool the opposition. Hosted by Chrissie Swan, with team captains Chris Taylor and Frank Woodley. 9.40 FBI: Most Wanted. (Mdv) The team tries to track down a murderous member of the incel community. 11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Foreign Correspondent. (R) 10.30 Rosie Batty’s One Plus One. (R) 11.10 Grand Designs New Zealand. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.10 Unforgotten. (Malv, R) 2.00 Parliament Question Time. 3.15 ABC News Afternoons. 4.00 Escape From The City. (R) 5.00 Kurt Fearnley’s One Plus One. (R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. (R) 2.00 North America With Simon Reeve. (PGa, R) 3.10 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PGa, R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.10 Portillo’s Greatest Railway Journeys. (PG, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Mommy, I Didn’t Do It. (2017, Mav, R) 2.00 What The Killer Did Next: Sian Roberts. (Mav, R) 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 Married At First Sight. (M, R) 1.30 Getaway. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal) 1.00 The Dog House Australia. (R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Left Off The Map. 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First.
6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 Budget 2022: The Treasurer’s Speech. 8.00 Budget 2022: An ABC News Special. Coverage of the 2022 Federal Budget. 9.00 Budget 2022: Reaction And Analysis. Continuing analysis of the 2022 Federal Budget. 10.00 The Business. 10.30 Four Corners. (R) 11.15 Media Watch. (PG, R) 11.30 Parliament Question Time. 12.30 Harrow. (Madlsv, R) 3.10 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys: Stoke Mandeville To Beaconsfield. (PG) 8.30 Insight. Explores why first love is so powerful. 9.30 Dateline. A look at Moldova, whose residents believe they are in Putin’s firing line. 10.00 The Feed. 10.30 SBS World News Late. 11.00 The Point. (R) 11.30 Shadow Lines. (Final, Malv) 12.20 Transplant. (Ma, R) 2.50 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PG, R) 3.20 VICE Guide To Film. (Madlv, R) 3.45 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup CAF Qualifier. Senegal v Egypt.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGs) 7.30 SAS Australia. (Mal) Aussie celebrities tackle a series of physical and psychological tests from the SAS selection process. 9.50 The Latest: Seven News. 10.50 MOVIE: Payback. (1999, MA15+lv, R) A small-time crook seeks revenge. Mel Gibson, Gregg Henry. 1.05 The Day We Walked On The Moon. (PG, R) The story of the first Moon landing. 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Married At First Sight. (M) The social experiment continues. 9.00 The Hundred With Andy Lee. (M) Comedy panel show. 10.00 Nine News Late. 10.30 True Story With Hamish & Andy. (M, R) 11.00 Mr Mayor. (PG) 11.25 Killed By My Stalker. (Malv, R) 12.10 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.05 Delish. 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.30 The Project. 7.30 The Dog House Australia. Narrated by Dr Chris Brown. 8.30 NCIS. (Mv) Follows special agents who are part of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service in Washington, D.C. 9.30 NCIS: Hawai’i. (Mv) Torres and Knight travel to Hawai’i. 10.30 NCIS. (Mv, R) 11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup AFC Qualifier. Australia v Saudi Arabia. From King Abdullah Sports City Stadium, Saudi Arabia.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? The Unseen Bits. (Final) 8.30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (Final) 9.15 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 9.35 Gavin & Stacey. 10.05 Schitt’s Creek. 10.30 The Office. 11.00 Starstruck. (Final) 11.25 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.10am Plebs. (Final) 12.35 Parks And Recreation. 12.55 Black Comedy. 1.25 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon Basketball. NBA. Memphis Grizzlies v Milwaukee Bucks. Replay. 2.00 AusMoto Show. 3.00 Video Game Show. 3.50 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Monty Python: The Meaning Of Live. 10.15 Adam Ruins Everything. 10.40 Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over. 11.35 Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Miniseries: Bancroft. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Creek To Coast. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Meghan & Harry: The Next Chapter. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Pie In The Sky. 8.30 Foyle’s War. 10.40 Cold Case. 12.45am Heathrow. 2.00 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 2.55 Antiques Roadshow. 3.25 MOVIE: Private’s Progress. (1956) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 New Tricks. 8.40 The Closer. 9.40 Rizzoli & Isles. 10.40 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens. 8.00 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 10.00 A Football Life. 11.00 America’s Game. Noon Biker Battleground Phoenix. 1.00 American Pickers. 2.00 Million Dollar Catch. 3.00 Hellfire Heroes. 4.00 Fish’n Mates. 4.30 Shipping Wars. 5.00 Wheelburn. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Highway Patrol. 8.30 Outback Truckers. 10.30 Aussie Lobster Men. 11.30 Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon Xena. 2.00 Hercules. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Territory Cops. 8.30 MOVIE: Ghost In The Shell. (2017, M) 10.30 Young Sheldon. 11.00 Raymond. 11.30 Weird Science. Midnight Below Deck Mediterranean. 1.00 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 A-League Highlights Show. 9.00 Diagnosis Murder. 10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 JAG. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 4.00 JAG. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Bull. 10.25 FBI: Most Wanted. 11.20 FBI. 12.15am Shopping. 2.15 MOVIE: Marauders. (2016, MA15+) 4.20 I Fish. 4.30 Reel Action. 5.00 JAG.
6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 Chefs’ Line. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Indian Country Today. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Extreme Africa. 7.30 The Point. 8.00 Wellington Paranormal. 8.30 Over The Black Dot. 9.00 Letterkenny. 10.00 Gomorrah. 11.00 Late Programs.
Unaccompanied Minors. Continued. (2006, PG) 7.35 The Illusionist. (2010, PG) 9.05 The Ash Lad 2. (2019, PG, Norwegian) 11.00 White Lion. (2010, PG) 12.45pm Slack Bay. (2016, M, French) 2.55 Maiko Haaaan!!! (2007, PG, Japanese) 5.15 Cutthroat Island. (1995, PG) 7.30 Arbitrage. (2012, M) 9.30 Under The Skin. (2013, MA15+) 11.35 The Big Picture. (2010, M, French) 1.40am Late Programs.
Wednesday, March 30 ABC TV (2)
SBS (3)
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NINE (9)
TEN (10)
6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Four Corners. (R) 11.00 Monash And Me. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 National Press Club Address. 1.40 Media Watch. (PG, R) 2.00 Parliament Question Time. 3.15 ABC News Afternoons. 4.00 Escape From The City. (R) 5.00 Kurt Fearnley’s One Plus One. (Final, R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Hard Quiz. (PG) 8.30 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (M) Hosted by Shaun Micallef. 9.00 Tomorrow Tonight. (Return, Md) Hosted by Annabel Crabb. 9.30 Melbourne Comedy Festival: The Gala. (Mls) 10.30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (PG, R) 11.15 ABC Late News. 11.30 The Business. (R) 11.50 Killing Eve. (Mv, R) 12.30 Parliament Question Time. 1.30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (PG, R) 2.10 Harrow. (Malnv, R) 3.05 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
6.00 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup CAF Qualifier. Senegal v Egypt. Continued. 6.15 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup CAF Qualifier. Algeria v Cameroon. 8.30 WorldWatch. 2.00 Dateline. (R) 2.30 Insight. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up. (PG) 4.10 Portillo’s Greatest Railway Journeys. (PG, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.35 Tony Robinson: Britain’s Greatest River. (PGasw) 8.30 Life On The Outside. (MA15+) Part 3 of 3. 9.35 The Responder. (MA15+) Chris plans to hand the drugs in. 10.35 SBS World News Late. 11.05 In Therapy. (Final, Mal) 11.35 The Handmaid’s Tale. (Malv, R) 12.25 The Good Fight. (Mal, R) 1.25 Before We Die. (Mlsv, R) 3.45 Motherboard. (PGal, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour Down Under Bitesize. (R) 4.55 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Nightmare Tenant. (2018, Mv, R) 2.00 Autopsy USA: Bernie Mac. (Ma, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGs) 7.30 Police Strike Force. (Mad) Takes a look inside police investigations. 8.30 The Front Bar. (M) Hosts Mick Molloy, Sam Pang and Andy Maher take a lighter look at the world of sport. 9.30 The Latest: Seven News. 10.00 America’s Got Talent: Extreme. (PG) Contestants showcase stunts and extreme talents. 12.00 Splitting Up Together. (PGdls, R) 1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 Married At First Sight. (M, R) 1.30 My Way. (PG) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. 6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 To Be Advised. 10.00 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events. 10.30 Footy Classified. (M) Footy experts tackle the AFL’s big issues. 11.30 Grand Hotel. (Mls, R) Danny tries to keep his relationship a secret. 12.20 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.00 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup AFC Qualifier. Australia v Saudi Arabia. Continued. 7.30 Bold. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal) 1.00 Ambulance Australia. (Ma, R) 2.00 Ent. Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Left Off The Map. 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First. 6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 Ambulance Australia. (Final, Mal) A call comes in for a woman who has fallen off her balcony while trying to retrieve her friend’s cat. 9.30 Bull. (PGa, R) An expert on anthrax is accused of orchestrating a series of biological terrorist attacks. 10.30 This Is Us. (PGa) Beth prepares her dancers. 11.30 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news. 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Hosted by Stephen Colbert. 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Anh’s Brush With Fame. 8.00 Art Works. 8.30 Tate Britain’s Great British Walks. 9.15 Fake Or Fortune? (Final) 10.15 Keeping Australia Safe. 11.15 Louis Theroux’s Forbidden America. (Final) 12.20am Parks And Recreation. 1.00 Black Comedy. 1.30 ABC News Update. 1.35 Close. 5.05 Little Princess. 5.15 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon Payday. 1.40 Noisey. 2.10 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw Bitesize. 2.15 Motherboard. 2.45 Child Genius. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. 9.30 MOVIE: The Fountain. (2006, M) 11.20 MOVIE: Hustle & Flow. (2005, M) 1.25am Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Miniseries: Bancroft. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 To Be Advised. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 QE2: The World’s Greatest Cruise Ship. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 The Coroner. 8.30 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries. 9.30 Frankie Drake Mysteries. 11.30 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop: Home Shopping. 7.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries. 7.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 3.00 Explore. 3.05 MOVIE: The Winslow Boy. (1948) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 As Time Goes By. 8.50 Midsomer Murders. 10.50 House. 11.50 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Friends. 2.30 NBL Slam. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.10 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
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9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon Xena. 2.00 Hercules. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Territory Cops. 8.30 MOVIE: Kill Bill: Vol. 1. (2003, MA15+) 10.40 Young Sheldon. 11.05 Raymond. 11.35 Weird Science. 12.05am Below Deck Mediterranean. 1.05 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Motor Racing. Formula 1. Race 2. Saudi Arabian Grand Prix. Highlights. 9.00 Diagnosis Murder. 10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 JAG. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 4.00 JAG. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 10.20 FBI: Most Wanted. 11.15 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 1.25pm Death In Thunder Bay. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Chefs’ Line. 3.00 Bushwhacked! 3.25 The Magic Canoe. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Te Ao With Moana. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Extreme Africa. 7.30 Country Music. 8.30 Yokayi Footy. 9.25 This Magic Moment. 11.15 Late Programs.
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Morning Programs. 6.55 Cutthroat Island. (1995, PG) 9.10 Belle And Sebastian 3. (2017, PG, French) 10.50 Upside Down. (2012, M) 12.50pm A Brother’s Love. (2019, M, French Canadian) 3.00 Ottolenghi And The Cakes Of Versailles. (2020, PG) 4.25 Kirikou And The Sorceress. (1998) 5.50 Last Chance Harvey. (2008, PG) 7.30 Denial. (2016, M) 9.35 Her. (2013, MA15+) 11.55 Late Programs.
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23 March 2022
6am Morning Programs. 10.00 A Football Life. 11.00 America’s Game. Noon Biker Battleground Phoenix. 1.00 Outback Truckers. 3.00 Hellfire Heroes. 4.00 Fish’n Mates. 4.30 Shipping Wars. 5.00 Portland Charter Boat Wars. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 8.30 MOVIE: The Enforcer. (1976, MA15+) 10.35 MOVIE: Sudden Impact. (1983, MA15+) 1.05am Late Programs.
LETTERS
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street? Ryman intend to turn the whole property into a vision of bricks and concrete and plant it with non-indigenous plantings that will inevitably escape to the precious coastal scrub surrounding the development. They plan to effectively discharge stormwater straight onto Moondah Beach, which as we know infrastructure during recent weather events is already woefully inadequate in the Mount Eliza area. Reduced parking on the facility will also see an increase in motor vehicle activity in the area right next to a busy primary school. Tragically the site of a recent road accident that involved an elderly driver and parents parking for school pick up. Wouldn’t retirees in their twilight years prefer to enjoy their days walking along a pristine beach rather than one that is overshadowed by large buildings, covered in refuse from storm water run off and covered in weed species that have completely invaded an unstable escarpment and run out of the area local animals and birds? Multi-national companies have done such a magnificent job with protecting the environment so far, we can absolutely trust them in this case? I’d rather not chance it thanks. Rebecca Taylor, Mt Eliza
local residents, MPSC (with a record number of objections), VCAT (following a massive crowdfunding campaign) and our local member, David Morris. To label this development a ‘heritage win’ is laughable, with apartment blocks proposed to dwarf the mansion. While restoration was completed on the gatehouse, the most visible part of the property, this was required by heritage law, not done out of any concern for history by Ryman. The last time any members of the public were admitted to the property, a year ago, the facade of the mansion was observed to be in a worrying state of disrepair. Precious little has actually been done in the seven years since Ryman purchased Moondah. The bid by Ryman to build this development is a cynical attempt to ‘rewrite history’- with a tacked on ‘place of worship’ and one aged care wing, they seek to exploit a loophole in a zoning overlay that never intended development to this size and scale outside the Urban Growth Boundary. The community has spoken clearly: this is an unprecedented, city-like complex that has no place here. Those who refer to this development as a ‘jewel in the crown’ of our home, do not live here, or understand this community, and seek only to carve it up for their own profit, benefit or vested interest. They have millions of dollars to gain, and our community has everything to lose. Pamela Ross, Mt Eliza
Protection welcomed
Two birds with one stone
The protection that the C270morn amendment will finally grant the Moondah estate is hardly a ‘downside’, (“Support Ryman” Letters 15/3/22) but a welcome response to years of community outcry at the gross overdevelopment proposed by the multinational Ryman corporation. This development, with its five-year construction period, high-density towers, retail precinct and thousands of residents, is sorely out of place in both height and scale, unprecedented on the peninsula. It sits outside the urban growth boundary and has been roundly rejected by
Let’s kill two birds with one stone. Recently we had the Hoogenraads of Patterson Lakes (“Support Ryman” Letters 15/3/22), obviously seeing themselves as Ryman Pioneers, dressed up and ready for the razzle dazzle of a Ryman Healthcare Retirement Settlement as depicted on our television commercials. The Good Life with flash dancing and extravagant Bohemian behaviours minus the zimmer walking frames and walking sticks of course. Weary Dunlop would probably turn over in his grave. This is the NZ property developer who wants
It's hard work being an MP I’m astonished that there are people out there who seem to believe that an MP’s job is simply to turn up to Parliament when it is sitting! It reminds me of my early job in a bank when people would say I had a cushy job because banks were only open between 10am and 3pm! Has your correspondent not seen MPs on evening and weekend TV programs, turning up at community events and suchlike? Add to that the workload of a senior Minister, dealing with all the ramifications of the pandemic, taking and making calls at all times of the night because the rest of the world is not on Australian time, etc., etc. Then there is travel around the country, not to mention between Canberra and Mt Martha i.e. the office and home. I suspect your correspondent wouldn’t last a week in Greg Hunt’s shoes. Jack Wheeler, Mornington
Ryman risk The Letter by F & J Hoogenrand of Patterson Lakes (“Support Ryman” Letters 15/3/22) demonstrate yet again another case of people living outside an area not understanding local issues. The attitudes displayed in this correspondence are a total misrepresentation of the Ryman development proposed on the former Business School site on Kunyung Road, Mount Eliza. The down-playing that this a sleepy little seaside retirement facility for elderly people to live out their twilight years is a gross falsification of the truth. The development proposed is the size of a suburb perched precariously above a vulnerable piece of coastline. This is a multi-storey, high density development that will increase the area’s population by thousands. Most people complain about a particular burger chain popping up near their beaches – how about a suburb resplendent with retail and entertainment at the end of your quiet residential
the pioneering iconography of Sir Reginald Ansett featuring in their portfolio of retirement settlements having snared Sir Edward Weary Dunlop’s name already over in suburban Glen Waverley. Well the good news is that there is a surplus to requirements pre-built ready to move in, nursing home on the corner of Mt Eliza Way and the Nepean Highway just waiting for Ryman to quit themselves of 60-70 Kunyung Road ex Melbourne University Business School and prior to that the Moondah Hotel, and to re-badge and expand the current Eliza Terraces site. Perhaps with a slight jigging, Ryman could cash in on the Walter Burley Griffin icon and somehow transition into the Ranelagh Estate. Food for thought and cash to splash, we Mt Elizans would benefit both ways. Ryman out of the Kunyung area and into God’s own land of the Ranelagh Estate. Perhaps an inhouse discount could be attained for immediate admissions from Ranelagh and even Patterson Lakes into the revitalised Burley Griffin Fun Palace for aspirational pioneers. Ian Morrison, Mt Eliza
Assange abandonned Sad news that Julian Assange, captive in a British jail, has been denied an appeal against deportation to the U.S. to face alleged breaches of American laws which will almost certainly result in a life sentence in an American jail. His heinous crime was to publish in “Wikileaks”, proven, indisputable facts and video documents showing atrocities and war crimes committed against civilians in the Iraq invasion and occupation. He was a whistleblower. I am still sickened every time I see the Wikileaks video “Collateral murder”. It has not gone unnoticed that our Prime Minister, Mr. Morrison, has said or done nothing to intervene with the Assange case and defend free speech, whistleblowers, freedom, and an Australian citizen. This says a lot to me. Brian A. Mitchelson, Mornington
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THE MEANING OF EXISTENCE... AND OTHER SHORT STORIES
The Silver Jubilee Cracker Cremation By Stuart McCullough IT’S here! Without much in the way of fanfare, it’s finally arrived. Rejoice! Let the band strike up and brace yourself for the kind of tickertape parade that’ll look like your local Officeworks just exploded. With year of our Lord 2022 now upon us, embedded and moving like the clappers, we can now celebrate one of the most significant anniversaries within living memory or otherwise. I, for one, can barely contain myself. Granted, containing myself is an odd task; one I usually perform by wrapping myself in sticky tape, but it’s no use – such is the extent of my excitement that I’m oozing out all over the place. Put simply, I am totally pumped. So much so that my buttons are in danger of bursting off my shirt, such is the strain. I’ve been waiting for this moment, it feels, forever and I am giddy at the fact of it finally being here. I speak, of course, of my father’s cheese crackers. If that sounds underwhelming; these, it must be said, are no ordinary cheese crackers. I know how it goes for most people – they buy savoury biscuits and then, at some point, they eat them. Not my father. He was more taken with the tin rather than the contents and proudly put it on display, above the kitchen bench on a shelf. Without fear of exaggeration, it’s quite the bit of packaging; with a Renaissance-era painting of a damsel in flowing robes. Which is quite the statement for a biscuit. You don’t get that with an Iced Vo Vo. I’m sure it’s not just my father who puts these kinds of things on the kitchen bench for all and sundry to admire. I
guess others might have had a similarly visceral response to a biscuit tin if it was to a particular standard. They too might have put it on display to impress visitors. However, most people would have done something to account for the
contents of the tin. That is, they would probably have emptied it. Not my father – he’s made of sterner stuff. He’s left the tin unopened. Leaving the contents of a biscuit tin in an unconsumed state is something
you can get away with for a time. But not for decades. That biscuit tin has now been occupying pride of place in my father’s kitchen since the 1990s. More than a mere receptacle for longexpired biscuits, the tin is now something of a time capsule. In fact, I’d go so far as to say that the tin is so much more than just a decorative biscuit container – it’s a tomb for some long-expired cheese crackers. This savoury sarcophagus has remained unopened, now, for more than a quarter of a century. 2022 isn’t just another year. It is, in fact, the twentyfifth anniversary of the use-by date. It’s printed on the seal: 30 June 1997. That’s the date by which the biscuits were supposed to be consumed. It has to be said that my father has a history of treating use-by dates, at best, as a loose advisory and, at worst, with breath-taking contempt. It seems that for some people, pushing the envelope is a matter of gently positioning a piece of stationary. For my father, however, he is pushing that envelope right off the nearest cliff. Exceeding the use by date by a quarter of a century is no small feat (although, ironically, my father has quite small feet, but that’s another story). It’s the silver jubilee. The only question is how best to celebrate it: commemorative coin or stamp? I, for one, look forward to receiving a letter through the post that has a picture of a cheese cracker biscuit tin as postage on the front. The one thing we can’t do with the tin, however, is open it. Who knows what kind of foul smelling remnants
are rotting behind the tin façade? For all I know, the pressure of the decaying matter has resulted in some kind of vacuum, and breaking the seal will cause some type of large-scale explosion that won’t so much rattle the cutlery as it will be seen from space. Maybe it’ll be like that scene in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’, where the Nazis prise open the Ark of the Covenant (which, if you think about it, would make quite the biscuit tin), letting slip a host of evil spirits that wreak a merciless vengeance on all who dare gaze upon them. You never know. If that sounds like a lot to expect from a biscuit, then I can only say you clearly managed to avoid eating one of the revamped Barbecue Shapes before they quickly returned to the original recipe. (People are willing to accept the notion of ‘chicken in a biscuit’. Those things were evil in a biscuit.) The taste was so bad that, after eating one, I didn’t know whether to rinse my mouth out or call a priest. In the end, I suspect the big day will come and go without any real fanfare. The fate of the cheese crackers was, much like the tin they’re in, sealed long ago. I dare say that they’ll be there in another twenty-five years and, frankly, may outlive us all. Maybe I’ll send it a card. Or a gift. It’ll be cheese, most likely. In truth, I’m not sure if my father ever thought of emptying the tin and never got around to it or simply forgot it was there. Perhaps it doesn’t matter. Sometimes things just turn out that way. After all, that’s the way the cookie, or cracker, crumbles. stuart@stuartmccullough.com
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Old Peninsula, Pines, Dromana and Seaford clinch titles By Brodie Cowburn
PROVINCIAL OLD Peninsula are the premiers of the MPCA Provincial division. Saturday’s Grand Final saw Old Peninsula take on Sorrento at Peninsula Grammar School. Old Peninsula batted first on the day. They put together a strong innings, finishing up at 7/217. Thomas La Brooy’s unbeaten score of 79 was his side’s best. Sorrento were competitive, but ended up falling short of their target. They were bowled out for 180. William Crowder was one of the difference makers. His five wicket haul (5/26) helped restrict Sorrento’s total. Old Peninsula emerged triumphant
by 37 runs, securing them the premiership.
PENINSULA A BRILLIANT bowling performance helped Pines clinch the MPCA Peninsula division title on Saturday. Pines were sent in to bat first against Somerville at Eric Bell Reserve in the Grand Final. They had some difficulties at the crease, ending up all out for 158. Somerville bowler Aaron Kaddatz was excellent. He posted figures of 5/26, which included the wickets of both opening batters. Somerville couldn’t get any momentum going during their run chase. They started off poorly, with the scoreboard reading 4/38 at one point, and never recovered.
Despite a valiant late showing from batter Jack Kennedy, Somerville couldn’t get the job done. They were bowled out for 119, handing Pines the title.
Carrum Downs started their innings in a patient manner. Both openers dug in for a while, but cracks started to show once they were dismissed. Losing opener Gordon Waterfall for just 17 was a blow for Carrum Downs. He has been excellent this season, finishing with four half-centuries to his name. Despite their best efforts, time ended up working against Carrum Downs. Their 40 overs expired when they still needed 11 more runs to win. They had to work for it, but Dromana successfully defended their total to claim the premiership.
DISTRICT DROMANA and Carrum Downs faced off in a thrilling Grand Final clash on Saturday. Dromana batted first on their home deck. Their top order failed to put big scores on the board, but their middle order was in good form. Jack Fowler came in at number five and lit the game up. His unbeaten 74 was by far his side’s best. Fowler’s big score helped his side get to a final total of 7/165 from 40 overs.
SUB DISTRICT SEAFORD defeated Tyabb on Saturday to get their hands on the Sub Dis-
trict division trophy. The Grand Final was played at RF Miles Reserve. Seaford batted first, and looked in fine form. Led by a half century from opener Aaron Bardwell, Seaford set Tyabb a target of 216 to win. Bardwell has found form at the right time - he has scored 61, 60, and 60 in his last three games. Tyabb started well and at 0/55 they looked in with a chance. Their next three wickets fell for just two runs, stopping any momentum that was building in its tracks. Tyabb couldn’t get their innings back up and running, and ended up all out for 151. Seaford emerged as premiers with a 64 run win.
Weekend to remember for stable’s star siblings HORSE RACING
By Ben Triandafillou IT was a weekend to remember for the connections of dual-Group 1 winner Streets of Avalon and his full-sister Orlando Grove. The Shane Nichols-trained gelding was brave to place third in the world’s richest mile race, the $5million All-Star Mile, at Flemington on Saturday before his promising full-sister, also trained by Nichols, made a winning return at Yarra Valley on the Sunday. It took two highly talented gallopers in Zaaki and I’m Thunderstruck to beat the tough seven-year-old who picked up $360,000 in prize money for placing third, beaten just over two lengths. Mornington-based trainer Shane Nichols was over the moon with the geldings run. “It’s interesting isn’t it. You run third and you’re pretty thrilled,” Nichols said. “It’s a $5million race and he did present up really well and was strong enough through the line. It took Zaaki and I’m Thunderstruck to roll him so it was a huge effort.” “He hasn’t won since the Orr Stakes (Feb 2021) but he’s run a few nice races and placed a couple of times so it’s nice to get a big cheque like that. The ownership group and myself have become quite close and it’s been a terrific ride.” Nichols said a trip to Sydney for the Group 1 All Aged Stakes (1400m)
on April 16 will likely be Streets of Avalon’s next target. “He’s been to Sydney once before and failed but it was over a mile and it was a long time ago so hopefully he’ll be a more experienced traveler now. Weight-for-age, 1400m is his sweet spot,” he said. Backing up her brothers gallant performance, Orlando Grove made her resumption at Yarra Valley, where, under the urgings of apprentice jockey Kiran Quilty, she made every post a winner to lead all of the way and win by just over a length. That was the four-year-old mare’s second win after breaking her maiden in January last year. “It was really pleasing,” Nichols said post-race. “Just that last preparation her condition wasn’t right and I wasn’t that happy with her but she’s been able to come here today and win so it’s a nice way to start off the new prep.” Nichols was complimentary of his stable apprentice’s ride to take up the lead after landing midfield from the barriers. “She’s really improved over the last few months and she’s gathering a bit of momentum now,” Nichols said. “She’s not getting a stack of rides but she’s riding a lot of winners which is important for them. I would say that she’s one of the better claiming country apprentices at the moment.”
Runs in the family: Streets of Avalon’s full-sister Orlando Grove wins first-up at Yarra Valley. Picture: Supplied
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Back on top: Frankston Pines line-up before an Australia Cup match at Carrum Downs Recreation Reserve. Pines’ league campaign started with a 5-0 win on Friday night. Picture: Guillermo Montalvo, Gem Photography
Five-star performance from Pines SOCCER
By Craig MacKenzie FRANKSTON Pines’ title tilt got off to a flyer last Friday night when it smashed visitor Brighton 5-0 at Carrum Downs Recreation Reserve. Pines made no secret of its State 3 ambitions during the off-season and although it’s just one game in it has reclaimed the ladder position it had cemented before last season’s shutdown. A Liam Baxter hat-trick underpinned this result as the visitors couldn’t contain the experienced Scottish striker and ex-NPL hit man. Baxter put Pines ahead in the 12th minute when he finished a Tom Hawkins’ cutback from the right and three minutes later Brighton had a mountain to climb when Joe O’Connor was at the back post as Brighton failed to clear from a corner. A Shoan Kondhalkar own goal and Baxter’s brace in the second half completed a dominant display by the home side. In State 1 action Oliver Walker-Peel reports that Mornington got its 2022 league campaign under way with a hard-fought 3-1 win against Richmond at Dallas Brooks Park on Saturday. The sides were locked at 0-0 at the break but just after the restart Seagulls’ captain Wayne Gordon fired home from close range following a cleverly worked free-kick routine. The visitors restored parity not long after when Hamied Zamari’s goalbound free-kick from 25 metres crept in at Taylor Davidson’s near post. But two goals in the last five minutes of normal time sealed Richmond’s fate. Seagulls’ substitute and academy
graduate Tom Wood put the hosts back in front when he tapped home from inside the six-yard box for his first league goal. Josh Hine completed the scoring minutes later to seal all three points. A great through ball in behind the Richmond defence set the Englishman free before he cleverly rounded Richmond shot-shopper Chris Kaev then slid the ball into an empty net. In NPL2 Langwarrin christened the floodlights on the main pitch at Lawton Park on Saturday evening but Werribee City spoiled the party with a late winner. It was all about Rogan’s reaction and Fraser’s fumble. A goalless first half was followed by an explosive incident in the 58th minute. Tom Youngs was felled by a lunging tackle from behind by Werribee’s Nemanja Spasojevic. Recently appointed Langy captain Rogan McGeorge wanted a piece of the action running up to Spasojevic and shoving him to the ground. Referee Luke Camilleri booked both players and McGeorge was sent off as he was already on a yellow card. The 10 men looked likely to escape with a point until a long free-kick was floated into the Langy area. Fraser Maclaren had come off his line to effect what should have been a simple take but he spilled the ball and Spasojevic pounced striking it home. In State 2 Skye United lost 4-1 to Knox City at Egan Lee Reserve on Saturday. It was a dismal performance from the visitors who had no answer to hat-trick hero Daniel Aye and Daniel Walsh’s second half penalty after
Mitch Blake was brought down inside the area was small consolation. It was a different story at Centenary Park on Sunday as Peninsula Strikers fought back from a 1-0 half-time deficit to beat North Caulfield 2-1. Joel Parasol had given the visitors a 17th minute lead but Kiwi striker Riley Anderton turned the contest on its head after the interval. An errant Ahmed Tabbara pass had led to North Caulfield’s goal but Tabbara’s pass led to Anderton’s equaliser in the 52nd minute. Anderton went past a defender then slotted the ball in at the near post. His winner came in the 73rd minute when he was at the back post to head home from a Huss Chehimi corner. The big news in State 4 was the switch of veteran goalscoring machine Dave Greening from Somerville Eagles to Baxter 48 hours before Saturday’s 1-1 home draw with Endeavour United. Greening had missed pre-season so he started on the bench but when Lawrence Komba added to Baxter’s mounting injury list the “Green Machine” came on in the 23rd minute. Despite missing Nat Daher (hamstring), Matt McDermott (ankle), Jack Elliot (broken foot), Jack Buttery (unavailable), Joey Bucello (unavailable), Mick Richardson (broken foot) and Ash Atkin (groin strain) Baxter had the better of the first half. Baxter midfielder Charlie O’Connell had attracted the attention of Endeavour United early in the contest and when he was brought down inside the area in the 38th minute up stepped Greening and Baxter led 1-0. The opposition’s physical approach to dealing with O’Connell continued
in the second half and came to a head in the 53rd minute. Endeavour’s Obed Baheerathan was involved in an ugly off-the-ball clash with O’Connell and while the victim recovered Baheerathan was sent off. As was Baxter’s Daniel Fernandes who had reacted angrily to the incident and after the match referee Aurel Ioana confirmed that both had been dismissed for violent conduct. O’Connell was replaced by Luke Grant in the 65th minute but by now Endeavour was starting to gain control and Peter Yinka-Kehinde was running riot up front. His movement and ability to turn defenders was now an ever-present threat and it was no surprise when he levelled in the 78th minute when he got free on the right of the area and struck a well-placed shot past Baxter keeper James Foster. Yinka-Kehinde proceeded to torment Baxter but poor finishing enabled the home side to cling on to a point. Somerville Eagles won 2-1 away against Lyndale United on Saturday. The visitors led after seven minutes when Tom Simmons finished well from inside the area but a Connor Guyett own goal saw the sides go to the break at 1-1. Somerville coach Lee Barber switched from a 4-3-3 to a 4-4-2 formation for the second half but despite creating more chances the visitors had to wait until the 78th minute for supersub Guil Ribeiro to slot home the winner following a pinpoint cross from the right. Chelsea was due to play Keysborough away on Sunday night as we
went to press. In State 5 Aspendale Stingrays started the season with a fine away win while Mount Martha lost 4-3 away to South East United last weekend. Both of Aspendale’s regular keepers were out of action so reserves outfield player Jordy Athanassiou stepped in to the breach keeping a clean sheet in both the reserves and seniors. A superb strike by Taylan Yildirim put Aspendale ahead in the first half and Ben Garside scored in the second period. Mount Martha went its season opener minus seven first teamers due to injury and illness. Mitch Hawkins scored twice in the first 11 minutes but it was 2-2 at halftime and although Hawkins won the penalty that enabled Connor Mooney to convert from the spot in the second half the home side scored twice to secure the points. Here are this weekend’s round 2 league fixtures: FRIDAY: Frankston Pines v South Yarra, Carrum Downs Recreation Reserve, 8.30pm; Pascoe Vale v Langwarrin, CB Smith Reserve, 8.15pm. SATURDAY: Warragul Utd v Mornington, Baxter Park (Warragul), 3pm; Heatherton Utd v Skye Utd, Bosnia and Herzegovina Centre, 3pm; Peninsula Strikers v Old Scotch, Ballam Park, 7pm; Baxter BYE, Sandown Lions v Somerville Eagles, Frederick Wachter Reserve, 3pm; Endeavour Utd v Chelsea, Reema Reserve 3pm; Barton Utd v Mount Martha, Barton Recreation Reserve, 3pm; Endeavour Hills v Aspendale Stingrays, Power Reserve, 3pm.
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28-year-old jockey Jake Noonan hails from the family made famous by his Group 1- winning father Tony Noonan. The Noonans have been synonymous with Mornington for decades, living and training horses out of their Roberts Road property adjacent to the track. Jake still lives locally with his partner Mariah, son Isaac and recent arrival Bennett and is one of the most popular and respected jockeys to call Mornington home.
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