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ANZAC ceremony A STRONG crowd gathered on Monday for the ANZAC Day service conducted by Longbeach RSL in Chelsea. Among those that attended the wreath laying ceremony were representatives from local football clubs, schools, police, the Chelsea SES, and both Aspendale and Edithvale Scouts (pictured). See pictures page 4. Picture: Gary Sissons

Seven candidates on the ballot in Isaacs Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au SEVEN candidates will be on the ballot in the electorate of Isaacs at next month’s federal election.

The deadline has passed for candidates to nominate for the federal election. Ballots were drawn last week.

Mark Dreyfus will recontest the seat

for the Labor Party. He has been the member for Isaacs since 2007. Labor has held the seat since 1996.

Former Bridge Hotel operator Robbie Beaton is the Liberal Party candidate.

There are no independents contesting Isaacs at this election. Pauline Hanson’s One Nation candidate Boris Sokiranksy drew the top spot on the ballot, and will appear first on the vot-

ing paper.

Alex Breskin is the Greens candidate. Scott McCamish will contest for the United Australia Party. Sarah O’Donnell is running for the Liberal Democratic Party, and Alix Livingstone is the candidate for the Animal Justice Party.

The election will be held on 21 May. Nine candidates are seeking election in neighboring Dunkley. La-

bor MP Peta Murphy holds the seat, which is shaping as a key seat in the election battle. The Liberals have selected lawyer and former Survivor contestant Sharn Coombes to run for Dunkley. In the seat of Flinders held by retiring Liberal MP Greg Hunt, 10 candidates are running.

The candidates as they will appear on the ballot paper in Isaacs are: • Boris Sokiranksy - Pauline

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AN interpretation of a revamped Nepean Highway precinct in Frankston. Picture: Supplied

Plan to transform Nepean Highway FRANKSTON Council is calling on the state and federal governments to fund major changes to the Nepean Highway.

Council is advocating for a $37 million upgrade to the Nepean Highway thoroughfare. It hopes to see the construction of wider footpaths, the addition of more trees and street furniture, accommodations for outdoor dining, and the creation of better connections from the city centre across Nepean Boulevard to Frankston’s foreshore and Kananook Creek.

The plan also includes lower speed limits and the addition of more cycling lanes.

Frankston mayor Nathan Conroy says that making Nepean Highway a “pedestrian friendly beachside boulevard be-fitting of the lifestyle destination that is Frankston” is a key part of council’s vision for the area.

“Frankston’s city centre is ripe for revitalisation and long-term strategic planning work is already underway to reimagine our city centre, making it more pedestrian friendly and encouraging people to linger in the city,” he said.

“The Nepean Boulevard is an important opportunity for Frankston. It’s our shopfront window with a coastline catchment of 800,000 people annually and we need to put our best foot forward.

We’re appealing to candidates in the upcoming federal and state elections for their support for this important city shaping project. The iconic avenue of fig trees, the Clock Tower, the legendary intersection of Davey Street and Nepean Highway with its live music venues and eateries all deserve to be highlighted and celebrated.

“Council has already begun work with the Victorian Government Department of Transport and the Frankston Revitalisation Board to deliver immediate revitalisation works along Nepean Highway including expanded outdoor dining, 19 new parklets and decorative median tree lighting. We’ve seen how successful these small-scale interventions can be. It’s now time to take it to the next level and make the highway a destination in itself to boost the local economy and support recovery from the impacts of the COVID-19 pandemic.”

MORE COVID-19 restrictions were lifted last weekend.

Last week the state government moved to remove more restrictions in response to growing rates of vaccination. As of 11.59pm on 22 April people entering venues will no longer have to show their vaccination status or check in.

The mask mandate in primary school, early childhood, hospitality, and retail sectors has been removed. Masks are still required on public transport, at airports, and in health and aged care settings.

Close contacts of a positive COVID-19 case no longer have to quarantine, but must wear a mask indoors and record five negative rapid tests over a seven day period. Positive COVID-19 cases still have to quarantine for a week.

Visitor restrictions in hospitals have also been removed. Symptom-free international travellers are not required to test for COVID-19, and people who have had COVID-19 are now exempt from testing or quarantine for 12 weeks.

Existing vaccine mandates at workplaces remain.

Victorian health minister Martin Foley said that the changes were “sensible” because nearly 70 per cent of adults in the state have received a third dose of a COVID-19 vaccine.

“The vaccinated economy kept Victorians safe and businesses open during an unpredictable time when we saw our highest case numbers ever – but now is the right time to set it aside and focus on the highest risk settings,” he said. “Many things that are very effective in driving down transmission will remain strongly recommended.

That will keep us protected during winter and help us respond to emerging risks.”

KYLIE Miller with her greyhound, Teddy, and her new children’s book. Picture: Supplied

Book encourages greyhound adoption THE true story of an adopted greyhound called Albert who overcame a tough start to life to find his forever home served as the inspiration for a new children’s book launching this week.

A launch event for Albert, The Greyhound Who Loves to Run will be held in Heatherton this week. The book, by author Kylie Miller, is illustrated by Mt Eliza resident Karen Erasmus.

Albert is a two-year-old greyhound who jumped the fence and escaped his home after one day of adoption. Miller says that the book is a fictionalised story of his adventures and return home.

“Albert is a beautiful, sensitive boy who deserves a loving home, and he found his happy ending with Rhonda,” Miller said. “However, Albert’s story is universal. It equally applies to the thousands of dogs seeking happy, forever homes each year. I hope Albert’s story will encourage people to adopt rather than shop for their pets.”

The book also stars Miller’s own greyhound, Teddy.

Albert, The Greyhound Who Loved to Run is available at bookshops or online.

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Funding for Aboriginal association FUNDING towards a fit-for-purpose building for Nairm Marr Djambana has been promised by federal Labor if it wins the upcoming election.

Labor has committed $850,000 to the project, which will see the portable buildings at the site replaced.

Nairm Marr Djambana is a gathering place in Frankston for First Nations people. A master plan has been drafted for the site, with a vision towards achieving better health and wellbeing outcomes for First Nations people.

Dunkley MP Peta Murphy said the funding would help the group achieve their vision. “I’m pleased to be able to commit to this project if Labor wins the election this May. It will provide culturally safe and accessible facilities for the growing First Nations community in Frankston,” she said. “These upgrades will support the terrific work of the local First Nations community to improve health, cultural and social outcomes. I’m very proud to support them”.

DUNKLEY MP Peta Murphy at Nairm Marr Djambana. Picture: Supplied

Liberals commit to Carrum Downs park THE federal government has committed $2.6 million to the planned upgrade of Sandfield Reserve.

The Liberals committed to the Carrum Downs project last week.

Sharn Coombes, the Liberal’s candidate for Dunkley, visited the reserve with senator Jane Hume to announce the funding.

The announcement follows a similar commitment made by federal Labor earlier this month. The opposition pledged $1.3 million to the Sandfield Reserve upgrade.

In a statement on social media Ms Coombes said she was “thrilled to announce the federal Liberal government’s planned $2.6 million dol-

lar upgrade of the Sandfield Reserve in Carrum Downs”.

“This upgrade is part of my local plan and will revitalise the Sandfield Reserve, turning it into a bustling community hub for all ages and abilities,” she said.

FRANKSTON mayor Nathan Conroy with Liberal senator Jane Hume and Liberal candidate for Dunkley Sharn Coombes at Sandfield Reserve. Picture: Supplied

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Bus creep wanted A MAN who was allegedly caught masturbating on a bus is wanted by police.

Police allege that a victim boarded a bus at Mordialloc Railway Station at around 4.40pm on 22 March. A man changed seats to be in the victim’s line of sight, then began masturbating, police say.

Images of a man (above) police wish to speak to about the incident have been released. Anyone who recognises the man can contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 to assist with the investigation.

Moorabbin crash A MOTORCYCLIST was left with life-threatening injuries after a three vehicle crash in Moorabbin last week.

The crash occurred just before 6.30am on 20 April. Emergency services were told that a turning car struck another car and a motorbike at the intersection of Warrigal and South roads.

The motorbike rider suffered life-threatening injuries and was transported to hospital. The driver of the turning car stopped to assist, and the driver of the other car suffered minor injuries.

Anyone with dashcam footage of the crash or information has been asked by police to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or make a report at www.crimestoppersvic.com.au

THREE teenagers have been arrested after police allegedly discovered a stolen car in Carrum Downs.

Police say they spotted the allegedly stolen Mercedes Coupe on 21 April. They attempted to pull the car over, and eventually stopped it on Tyntynder Drive with the help of the Air Wing.

Police allege that two people got out of the car and entered a house on Allied Drive, where they were found in the roof.

Two people from Bairnsdale were charged. A 15-year-old boy was charged with thefts, aggravated burglary, dangerous driving whilst pursued by police, driving in a manner dangerous, reckless conduct endangering life, possess a drug of dependence, possessing a controlled weapon, and bail offences. He was remanded to appear at a children’s court at a later date. An 18-yearold man was charged with aggravated burglary, theft, discharge a missile to cause injury, criminal damage by fire, and reckless conduct endangering life. He has been bailed to appear at Frankston Magistrates’ Court on 9 September.

Police also arrested a 16-year-old Carrum Downs boy. He was released pending further enquiries.

Anyone with information about the incident can contact Crime Stoppers at 1800 333 000.

Double trouble on roads POLICE nabbed two drivers speeding in Patterson Lakes within 17 minutes of each other last week.

At around 10am on 19 April, police on Thompson Road pulled over a car allegedly travelling at 108 kmph in an 80 zone. The driver lost their license for three months and received a $500 fine.

Just 17 minutes later the same police pulled over a driver for allegedly travelling at 121 kmph in an 80 zone. They were fined $682 and lost their license for six months.

Scam notice AN online rental scam has been gaining traction.

Scammers have been posting photos of houses online then collecting rental money from them upfront before disappearing.

Victoria Police have put out a statement warning people to be wary of the ploy. “The scammers post a picture of a house for rent and then ask for money upfront and in some circumstances send a fake rental agreement through,” the statement read.

“Do not fall for this scam. Only rent through reputable companies and do not hand over any money sight unseen. If a rental is on offer and they will not allow you to inspect the property, it is a scam. In saying that, it appears that this also goes for any item that can be sold on social media. Again if you have not seen the item, do not send any money.”

Police survey VICTORIA Police are seeking feedback on what issues matter to people at a local level.

A survey has been set up to gauge community opinions on which issues should receive more police attention.

A statement from Victoria Police on social media read “we would love you to fill out this short survey and detail your experiences living in Kingston, good and bad, and any issues you would like to see police address.

We want to work with the community to make Kingston an even better place to live, work and visit.”

To take the survey visit engage.vic.gov. au/annual-vicpol-community-sentimentsurvey-2022

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LETTERS

Thanks, and gratitude for early diagnosis and care In October last year I had my regular two year mammogram in Frankston with BreastScreen Victoria, a wonderful organisation. A personal phone call followed, requesting I attend Monash in Moorabbin, where I had two more mammograms, ultrasound and biopsy performed.

Results were I had breast cancer Grade 2. I tried to stay calm and positive. My tumour was relatively small and prospects good due to being found early.

To sum up, in November I had a pre-op appointment at Frankston Hospital which included questions and a health examination. Following that I had an ECHO and ECG before operation day. On 3 December I had various procedures required to prepare for lumpectomy and lymph node removal operation that day.

All went well and my results came in as all clear.

Three weeks of radiotherapy and a bone scan followed. The breast care nurse at Frankston Hospital was available for me at any time and I still receive ongoing contact from nurses at the McGrath Foundation.

I had Christmas with my fiancé and family and felt well and grateful. The main reason I write this letter and mention all the procedures is to highly commend and thank the many and varied medical staff who were involved in my diagnosis and treatment. You are all amazing and absolute heroes.

I also want to emphasise that mammograms are a key element to early detection. I did not pay for any of these many procedures through the public system, for which I am also truly grateful.

I now exercise more, appreciate life more and eat healthy to care for myself and honour those who helped me.

To all who give so much of themselves to help their fellow human beings, especially during COVID, thank you.

Gloria Kirkpatrick, Hastings

Hospital treatment I applaud the Labor Party proposal for Medicare urgent care clinics after hours, bulk billed.

A month ago on a Saturday, due to an eyesight impediment I tripped and fell, arms outstretched, onto a concrete path, sustaining superficial cuts and abrasions to hands, arms, knees and forehead. The left hand and wrist took the brunt of the impact. Next day, Sunday, the left wrist was still extremely painful and swollen and I reckoned there was a broken bone.

GP clinic closed, nurse-on-call said go to hospital, now.

Frankston hospital, emergency clinic. All I wanted was a wrist x-ray and diagnosis. After a four-hour wait I was attended to by a duty doctor who thoroughly examined me all over. My wrist was x-rayed, also my ankles and knees. As well, a brain scan.

Asking why, I was told I’m elderly and might have bleeding on the brain (even though there was no lump or bruise on the forehead). I was then placed in a bed in the “short stay emergency” ward.

About 8 pm they advised no broken bones and brain OK. I still had to stay until an assessment team had assessed whether or not I could walk unassisted or needed help at home, “because I’m elderly and I’d had a fall”.

I did not “have a fall”, I tripped. All I came in for was an x-ray. The assessment team had now gone home, and they debated keeping me overnight for assessment the following day.

Exasperated after 11 hours, waiting and pacing back and forth to the exit corridor, I finally just walked out.

Apart from the enormous cost, I wonder if some ambulances were ramped up, unable to discharge patients because of my occupied bed?

All I needed was an x-ray.

Brian A Mitchelson, Mornington

parties have chosen to keep nearly one million citizens living in extremely difficult financial circumstances. For instance, there are more than 500,000 people needing more employment to lead a more healthy and enjoyable life (ABS labour force statistics March 2022, 6.3 per cent underemployed).

This is the technological age. We shall never have real full employment again. The robots have hardly started to have effect. Many available jobs require unavailable skills and yet, with an election approaching, our prime minister and treasurer concentrate on the comparative statistic of 4 per cent unemployed. We all know that figure is misleading due to the criteria used (Google ABS how is unemployment determined).

Will one of those regular writers to Letters please explain why? This aged retiree does not understand. It seems cruel and selfish to me.

Maybe we need to start voting for what is best for our community rather than ourselves.

James Carr, McCrae

Chinese connection In [Liberal Flinders candidate] Zoe McKenzie’s full-page advertisement listing some of her career positions, she made no mention of her position as chief of staff to Andrew Robb, the former Liberal trade minister at the time the Port of Darwin was leased to a Chinese company closely associated with the Chinese government and his subsequent appointment as a “consultant” at a reported salary of $880,000 a year (The News 12/4/22).

I gleaned all of these facts by Googling Ms McKenzie to just see what we, the Flinders voters, were being presented with, in addition to what we may have been told.

It beggars’ belief that the incumbent Liberal government in 2015-16 would allow the lease of Australia’s only major north coast port, Darwin, to fall into the control of what is now recognised as our potential enemy and now, only six years later , the same government is so concerned about Chinese influence and possible outcomes in the Solomons.

Reading further in the same articles it is of concern to see how many former senior Australian politicians, of both persuasions, have or have had very well paid associations with various Chinese companies. A lot of them would sell their own mother and they have the audacity to call themselves, Right Honourable.

They make me sick to the stomach and we are forced to vote for them.

There are 26,000,000 of us and we have nine governments, federal, state and territory, what must be the total cost, especially when you add in nine lots of public servants and all the other hangers on all on the public pay roll?

Thank God for the Independents, hopefully we may have more of them Gordon Waller, Rosebud

China and politics Having written twice to Liberal candidate [Zoe] McKenzie about her views and receiving no response, are we going back to the future if she wins Flinders? Ms McKenzie was chief of staff for Andrew Robb MP. Is that the same Andrew Robb who in 2009 committed “indefensible political chicanery” in destroying the bipartisan carbon pollution reduction scheme and reducing sensible climate discussions to a taboo subject never to be discussed sensibly again by politicians? The same man that steered the China free trade scheme through parliament in 2015 only to leave government in 2016 and take up an $880,00 a year job with a billionaire closely aligned to the Chinese Communist Party and its key trade policy?

No answers to questions and those credentials and references, not first in line for my vote.

Bring on the alternatives. Peter Davis, Tyabb

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We live in the country with the second highest average wealth per person in the world and yet we need a food bank and other charities supporting our most vulnerable.

Despite our wealth, both major political

The reality in Australia is that we vote for a representative for our own electorate. Eventually, should one party or the other receive 50 per cent plus one seats in the parliament, that party, whichever their leader, will form government.

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Owing to the fact that many voters seen to be saying a pox on both their houses, and voting for so-called independents, the Greens or other minor parties, there are two questions they should be asking their candidates of choice: What is your position on turning back the boats and protecting Australia’s borders? What is your attitude to the activities of China in the Pacific region?

These issues may seem well beyond whether you have a job, can pay the mortgage, access health care or the extent to which we influence the climate, but should we find ourselves cut off from our fuel, or pharmaceuticals, or any of the other innumerable products we import, which even now, as a result of COVID restrictions are in short supply, paying the mortgage will seem a minor issue.

Should we find ourselves with a minority government - a “hung” parliament - the choice of who to support made by such candidates, will determine the degree to which the people smugglers remain under control, and whether we again face a threat from the Coral Sea. It is the security of our nation which guarantees all the other rights and privileges we enjoy.

Helen Gleeson, Blairgowrie

China’s plan Perhaps China is doing more about climate change than we give it credit for. Among the worst effects that we can expect from climate change within the next few decades is the loss of arable land to rising sea levels and the associated displacement of many people and a dramatic decrease in food production.

Would it not be in China’s best interests to gain control of as much arable land as possible?

Australia would be a prime acquisition. Think about it.

Kevin Sack, Somers

PM out of picture [Liberal Flinders candidate] Zoe McKenzie seems to have adopted the slogan Working for You and says how proud she is to carry on the work of [retiring Flinders MP] Greg Hunt. I am not sure how Zoe can claim she is working for us, given she is not a member of parliament.

It is worth reminding people that almost 40 years ago the last Labor member for Flinders, Bob Chynoweth, promoted his work in parliament by circulating a photo of himself with then Prime Minister Bob Hawke, with the words Working Together for You. I wonder if Zoe has somehow channeled that sentiment from Bob, surely she would not just plagiarise it.

It is interesting to compare the photo of the two Bobs, Chynoweth and Hawke, with the Chynoweth Bob proud to have a photo of himself standing alongside his prime minister in his newsletter, something which I notice is missing from Zoe’s promotional materials - no photos of Scott Morrison or even a mention of the prime minister.

One could almost mistake her for an independent. Or perhaps she does not want to remind the good people of Flinders that a vote for her is a vote for Scott Morrison and, of course, Barnaby Joyce as deputy prime minister.

Marg D’Arcy, Rye Editor: Marg D’Arcy is the campaign manager for Labor Flinders electorate candidate Surbhi Snowball.

Overdone Liberal

Being a candidate in a federal election involves more than photo opportunities. The democratic purpose of an election campaign is to display and test the policies and capacities of competing candidates and their parties, to help voters make a choice.

I am not funded by fossil fuel companies or Climate 200. So, rather than inundate the electorate with self-promoting leaflets and giant signs, I have my policies on my website.

Dr Sarah Russell, independent candidate for Flinders Editor: Sarah Russell is backed by the Voices for Mornington Peninsula.

Address issues When will the Saturday 21 May federal election get down to the big issues impacting Australians? The Australian Federal Police estimate that corporate crime costs us up to $36 billion a year, of which fraud and immigration exploitation is a growing part. Serious online offences have also been documented and reported by the Australian Institute of Criminology and the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission.

The Migrant Workers Centre released a damning report about the exploitation of immigration, only to be totally by both Prime Minister Scott Morrison and the Opposition leader Anthony Albanese.

Since the start of the pandemic, consumers have lost millions of dollars to scammers in fraudulent investment schemes, with the ACCC deputy chair stating that scams have now reached the highest they have ever seen .

The Migrant Workers Centre report, Living in Limbo, found that wage theft is not accidental: it’s a deliberate and organised part of the Australian economy by some business people.

We don’t need more tax cuts for business and time wasted on talking about the exact digital measure for the current unemployment rate. We need Scott Morrison and Anthony Albanese to say what they will do, if anything, to stop corporate crime and the exploitation of immigration in Australia.

John Glazebrook, Rye

Create coastal park As soon as the Mornington Peninsula Shire Council passes the C270 amendment in favour of the ministerial approval of public exhibition of important green belt properties, the only sensible financial decision for Ryman Healthcare to do is to put the 60-70 Kunyung Road Mount Eliza property up for sale and allow the property market to determine a better and socially more acceptable outcome (“Ryman returns to VCAT with ‘cut’ plan” The News 19/4/22).

There are viable alternatives rather than a hotel as ex-councillor Leigh Eustace suggests.

Consolidation of titles on these broad field cliff top acreage sites now under threat from property developers and millionaires.

Why should a handful of wealth driven, aristocratic pretentious and non-altruistic tall poppies deprive the Victorian public of enjoying the obvious benefits of the soon to be declared green belt land?

A national coastal eco park open to all could be the viable outcome to protect these transitional hectares separating the metropolitan region from the peri-regional Mornington Peninsula.

Ian Morrison, convenor Mount Eliza Community Alliance

If I receive another thick, coloured flyer from the Liberal candidate for Flinders, or see her face once more on expensive giant advertisements and posters, I think I might scream.

It might be interesting that her (read “her advisers”) promises seem to be gradually moving in the direction of what actually matters to us here (apart from climate change of course), but all that money could have been used for fire and flood victims, hospitals, infrastructure, public housing and schools. What a waste of our money.

We have all seen you now Zoe [McKenzie].

Please don’t waste any more money, it does not necessarily buy votes.

I rather like the silence of the Greens.

Paula Polson, Dromana

Need candidates’ debates I agree, we need numerous town hall meetings in the Flinders electorate so voters can hear candidates debate our different policies (“Meet the candidates” Letters 19/4/22).

Letters - 300 words maximum and including full name, address and contact number - can be sent to The News, PO Box 588, Hastings 3915 or emailed to: team@mpnews.com.au

The Guide TOP PICKS OF THE WEEK

MONDAY

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Call the Midwife has steadfastly delved into the struggles and challenges for women in the 1950s and ’60s as change roared around them. It’s a sweet confection that doesn’t shy away from taking a hard bite out of the social issues of its time. As season 10 kicks off tonight, viewers can rest assured that the show has been greenlit for three more seasons. Tonight, amid a distressing birth, Sister Julienne (Jenny Agutter, left) and Doctor Turner (Stephen McGann) disagree about providing a private care service.

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Thursday, April 28 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News. 9.00 News. 10.00 Aust Story. (R) 10.30 Weird Australia. (PG, R) 11.05 Dinosaurs Of The Frozen Continent. (R) 12.00 News.

1.00 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 1.30 The Weekly.

(R) 2.00 Keeping Faith. (Ml, R) 3.00 Grand Designs Aust. (PG, R) 4.05 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (R) 5.00 Movin’ To The Country. (R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 5.55 Federal Election Announcement.

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24 First Edition. 12.30 ABC World News Tonight With David Muir. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 A World Of Calm. (R) 2.25 How The Victorians Built Britain. (R) 3.15 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 3.45 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG, R) 4.15 Trains That Changed The World. (R) 5.05 Jeopardy!

5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Am I A Serial Killer? (2019, Mv, R) 2.00 Kochie’s Business Builders.

2.30 Border Patrol. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 Space Invaders. (PG, R) 1.00 Travel Guides. (PGl, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGals) 1.00 To Be Advised. 3.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef.

4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum.

6.55 Sammy J. (PG) 7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Foreign Correspondent.

8.30 Q+A. From Brisbane Powerhouse.

9.35 Barrie Cassidy’s One Plus One. (R) Jane Barnes speaks with Barrie Cassidy.

10.05 ABC Late News.

10.20 The Business. (R) 10.35 Tiny Oz. (PG, R) 11.35 Scottish Vets Down Under. (PG, R) 12.05 Top Of The Lake: China Girl. (Final, Malnsv, R) 1.05 Meet The Mavericks. (Ml, R) 1.55 My Mother’s Lost Children. (Ml, R) 2.55 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.20 Sammy J. (PG, R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 World’s Most Scenic River Journeys: Ireland.

(PG) Narrated by Bill Nighy.

8.30 Ancient Invisible Cities: Istanbul. (R) Part 3 of 3.

9.30 Miniseries: Four Lives. (M) Part 3 of 3.

10.30 SBS World News Late.

11.00 Gomorrah. (MA15+v) 12.40 The Last Wave. (MA15+s, R) 3.35 Policing The Police. (Mav, R) 4.35 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+a, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature.

5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News Morning.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PG) Chloe cuts Mia’s lifeline.

8.30 The Front Bar. (M) Hosts Mick Molloy, Sam Pang and Andy Maher take a lighter look at the world of sport.

9.30 The Latest: Seven News.

10.00 Ramsay’s 24 Hours To Hell And Back. (M) Hosted by Gordon Ramsay.

11.00 Police Code Zero: Officer Under Attack. (MA15+l) Explores dangerous situations.

12.00 Crazy On A Plane. (Mal, R) 1.00 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 RBT. (PGdl) Follows the activities of police units.

8.30 Emergency. (Mm, R) A terrified teen has fractured her pelvis in a road accident.

9.30 Casualty 24/7. (Mm) An 18-year-old asthma sufferer struggles to breathe.

10.30 New Amsterdam. (Mamv, R) 11.20 Nine News Late.

11.45 Urbex: Enter At Your Own Risk. (Mal, R) 12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition.

5.30 Today.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.

7.30 MasterChef Australia.

Matt Stone is in the kitchen.

8.30 Gogglebox Australia. TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical TV shows.

9.30 To Be Advised.

10.30 Blue Bloods. (Mav, R) Eddie has a gut feeling about a murder.

11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s

Programs. 7.10pm Catie’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.30 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 9.10 Hard Quiz. 9.40 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. 10.10 QI. 10.40 Tomorrow Tonight. 11.15 Gruen. 11.50 Would I Lie To You? 12.25am Parks And Recreation. 1.05 Green Wing. 1.55 ABC News Update. 2.00 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Peg + Cat. 5.25 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Fake Believe. 12.30 Balaraba: Escaping Boko Haram. 1.00 Most Expensivest. 2.00 Unknown Amazon. 2.50 Cyberwar. 3.40 WorldWatch. 5.10 Shortland St. 5.40 Joy Of Painting. 6.10 Abandoned Engineering. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats.

8.30 Roswell: The First Witness. 9.20 Behind Bars: World’s Toughest Prisons. (Final) 10.15 Late Programs.

7TWO (72) 6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Coastal Railways With Julie Walters. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 The Great Australian Doorstep. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 ICU. 5.00 Coastwatch Oz. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Father Brown. 8.30 Murdoch Mysteries. 10.30 Without A Trace. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

12.55pm The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Bondi Vet: Coast To Coast. 2.50 Explore. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: Laughter In Paradise.

(1951) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 8.

Brisbane Broncos v Cronulla Sharks. 9.50 Thursday Night Knock Off. 10.35 The Price Of Duty. 11.35 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon This Is Us. 1.00 The Big Bang Theory.

1.30 Friends. 2.00 The Middle. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends.

6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Late Programs.

N ITV (34) 6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 On Country Kitchen. 3.00 Bushwhacked! 3.25 The Magic Canoe. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 The 77 Percent. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Undiscovered Vistas. 7.35 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. 8.35 Tribal. 9.25 MOVIE: Race. (2016, PG) 11.50 Late Programs.

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am All Quiet On The Western Front. Continued. (1979, PG) 7.00 Denial. (2016, PG) 9.05 The Boy And The Beast. (2015, PG) 11.15 The King’s Choice. (2016, M) 1.45pm Kundun. (1997, PG) 4.15 The Red Shoes.

(1948, PG) 6.45 Dancing At Lughnasa. (1998, PG) 8.30 Where Hands Touch. (2018, M) 10.45 Suspiria.

(2018, MA15+) 1.30am Mammoth. (2009, M) 3.50 Late Programs.

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

10.00 NFL 100 Greatest. 11.00 America’s Game.

Noon Pawn Stars. 1.00 Billy The Exterminator.

2.00 No Man’s Land. 3.00 Big Easy Motors. 3.30 Motorway Patrol. 4.00 Fish’n Mates. 4.30 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Shipping Wars. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 MOVIE: Elysium. (2013, M) 9.45 MOVIE: Hitman: Agent 47. (2015, MA15+) 11.45 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 The A-Team. 2.00 SeaQuest DSV. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock.

4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 Survivor 42. 8.30 MOVIE: 2 Fast 2 Furious. (2003, M) 10.35 Young Sheldon.

11.00 Raymond. 11.30 Weird Science. Midnight Top Chef. 1.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 What’s Up Down Under. 8.30 NBL Slam.

9.00 The Love Boat. 10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Bondi Rescue.

3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Bull. 10.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.30 FBI. 12.30am Shopping. 2.00 Late Programs.

CONSUMER ADVICE (P) Pre-school (C) Children (PG) Parental Guidance Recommended (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (R) Repeat (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence.

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27 April 2022

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Friday, April 29 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Q+A. (R) 11.10 Grand Designs. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Barons. (Madl, R) 1.55 Father Brown. (PGav, R) 3.00 Grand Designs Australia. (R) 4.05 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (R) 4.55 Dream Gardens. (R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 5.55 Federal Election Announcement.

6.00 WorldWatch. 12.30 ABC World News Tonight With David Muir. 1.00 PBS NewsHour.

2.00 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw Bitesize.

(R) 2.10 How The Victorians Built Britain. (PG, R) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.45 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG, R) 4.15 The World’s Busiest Stations. (R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise.

9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Runaway Millionaires. (2019, Mal, R) 2.00 House Of Wellness. (PG) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Love On Harbour Island. (2020, G) 1.45 Garden Gurus Moments. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG) 1.00 The Living Room. (PG, R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. (PG) 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 Gardening Australia. Jane Edmanson visits a tiny courtyard.

8.30 Smother. (Mlv) In the aftermath of the birthday party, the family is in disarray, with Elaine insisting she has been set-up.

9.25 MOVIE: A Royal Night Out. (2015, Mas, R) On VE Day in 1945, Princesses Elizabeth and Margaret are allowed out of the palace to join in the celebrations. Sarah Gadon, Bel Powley.

11.00 ABC Late News.

11.15 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. (R) 11.45 Tomorrow Tonight. (R) 12.15 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Great Asian Railway Journeys. (PG, R) 8.30 World’s Most Luxurious Holidays. (PG) Part 2 of 3.

9.30 Secrets Of The Royal Palaces. (PG) 10.20 SBS World News Late. 10.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mals, R) 11.45 La Unidad. (MA15+av) 1.40 The Killing. (Mlv, R) 3.55 Hunters. (Ml, R) 4.50 Destination Flavour Scandinavia Bitesize. (R) 4.55 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News Morning.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Better Homes And Gardens.

Adam Dovile builds a cabinet perfect for housing a turntable and vinyl records.

7.30 AFL: Friday Night Countdown.

A lead-up to the Friday night AFL match.

8.00 Football. AFL. Round 7. West Coast v Richmond. From Optus Stadium, Perth.

11.00 AFL Post-Game Show.

Post-game discussion and interviews.

11.30 Armchair Experts. (M) A panel discusses all things AFL. 12.00 To Be Advised.

1.30 The Goldbergs. (Ml, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 5.00 NBC Today.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Escape To The Chateau. Dick and Angel transform a granary store.

8.35 MOVIE: Pitch Perfect. (2012, Mls, R) A university freshman is coaxed into joining an all-girl a cappella group. Anna Kendrick, Brittany Snow, Skylar Astin.

10.50 MOVIE: Wanderlust.

(2012, MA15+lns, R) A Manhattan couple live on a hippie commune. Jennifer Aniston.

12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 A Current Affair. (R)

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.

7.30 The Living Room. Jimmy and Jane Barnes cook up a storm.

8.30 The Dog House Australia.

(PG, R) Follow the staff at the Animal Welfare League as they match dogs to their new families.

9.30 First Dates Australia. (R) Singles in search of love are brought together at a restaurant for a blind first date.

10.30 To Be Advised.

11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R)

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7pm Dino Dana. 7.10 Catie’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Hard Quiz.

8.30 MOVIE: Hunger. (2008, MA15+) 10.05 Black Mirror. 11.05 MOVIE: On A Clear Day. (2005, PG) 12.40am QI. 1.10 Parks And Recreation. 1.55 Green Wing. 2.50 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Guess How Much I Love You. 5.25 Rita And Crocodile. 5.30 Clangers. 5.45 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Leah Remini: Scientology And The Aftermath. 3.20 It’s Suppertime! 3.45 WorldWatch.

5.10 Shortland St. 5.40 Joy Of Painting. 6.10 Abandoned Engineering. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Hoarders. (Final) 9.20 Atlanta. 9.50 Sexplora. 10.20 Day Of The Dead. (Final) 11.10 Instinctive Desires. Midnight Late Programs.

7TWO (72)

6am Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 All The Things. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 ICU. 5.00 Coastwatch Oz. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Better Homes And Gardens.

8.30 Escape To The Perfect Town. 9.30 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages. 10.40 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives.

12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Bondi Vet: Coast To Coast. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: The 14. (1973, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote.

6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Rugby League.

NRL. Round 8. South Sydney Rabbitohs v Manly Sea Eagles. 9.55 Golden Point. 10.35 MOVIE: Miami Vice. (2006, MA15+) 1am Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 NBL Slam. 7.30 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon The King Of Queens. 1.00 The Middle. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens.

4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.00 Nancy Drew.

Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Little

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

9.00 Storage Wars: TX. 9.30 Pawn Stars. 10.00 NFL Draft. 1.30pm Sound FX: Best Of. 2.00 No Man’s Land. 3.00 Big Easy Motors. 3.30 Motorway Patrol. 4.00 Timbersports. 4.30 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Shipping Wars. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 MOVIE: The Intern. (2015, M) 10.00 MOVIE: The Specialist.

(1994, MA15+) 12.20am Late Programs.

6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 The A-Team. 2.00 SeaQuest DSV. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock.

4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 MOVIE: Igor. (2008, PG) 7.45 MOVIE: The Golden Compass. (2007, PG) 10.00 MOVIE: Van Helsing. (2004, M) 12.30am Weird Science.

1.00 The Sex Clinic. 2.00 Summer House. 2.50 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 8.30 Reel Action.

9.00 The Love Boat. 10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Bondi Rescue.

3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. 10.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 11.30 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

2pm Shortland St. 2.30 On Country Kitchen. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.25 The Magic Canoe. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 NITV News: Nula. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 Undiscovered Vistas.

7.35 MOVIE: Mosley. (2019, PG) 9.20 Bedtime Stories. 9.30 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 10.20 On The Road. 11.20 Late Programs.

Men. Continued. (2016, PG) 7.05 The Red Shoes.

(1948, PG) 9.35 Dancing At Lughnasa. (1998, PG) 11.20 Mammoth. (2009, M) 1.40pm Denial. (2016, PG) 3.45 All Quiet On The Western Front. (1979, PG) 6.35 Mark Felt: The Man Who Brought Down The White House. (2017, PG) 8.30 Recon. (2019, MA15+) 10.20 The Hunt. (2012, MA15+, Danish) 12.25am Late Programs.

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Saturday, April 30 ABC TV (2)

6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast.

6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 9.00 Rage. (PG) 12.00 ABC News At Noon.

Motorcycle Racing. FIM Superbike World BuiltAwith comfort Rockport footwear 12.30 MOVIE: Royal Night top of mind,Championship.

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Rockport Out. (2015, Mas,aR) Motorcycle Racing.

FIM Superbike World has beenBrown. keeping walking in comfort since 1971. 3.50 2.05 Father (Mv,customers R) Championship.

Round 2. Highlights.

2.50 War On Waste.

(PG, and R) phone orderSportswoman (R) 4.20 The Cook Up Online ordering deliveries2022. available 3.50 Grand Designs. (PG, R) With Adam Liaw Bitesize. (R) 4.30 Battle 4.35 Landline. (R) Of Crete. (PGa, R) 5.30 Could Hitler Have 5.10 Tiny Oz: Broome. (PG, R) Been Stopped?

6.05 Federal Election 6.30 SBS World News.

Announcement.

7.30 Celebrity Letters 6.10 Griff’s Canadian Adventure: And Numbers. (M) Bigness. (Premiere) 8.30 Miniseries: The Boleyns: A 7.00 ABC News.

Scandalous Family. (PG) Part 2 of 3.

7.30 Father Brown. (Mv) Father 9.40 Delphine: The Secret Brown clashes with a parishioner.

Princess. (PG) Part 2 of 3.

8.20 Call The Midwife. (Return, PGa) 10.40 Greatest Hits Of The 70s. (PG) With Trixie’s help, Sister Julienne is 11.30 MOVIE: Apocalypto. (2006, MA15+v, R) determined to steer Nonnatus House Rudy Youngblood, Dalia Hernández, Jonathan out of its financial quandary.

Brewer. 2.00 MOVIE: The 15:17 To Paris.

9.20 Barons. (Madl, R) In ’70s Australia, (2018, Malv, R) Alek Skarlatos, Spencer Stone. two best mates become rivals when 3.45 Meghan Markle Escaping The Crown. they create competing surfing brands.

(Ml, R) 4.35 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+sv, 10.15 The Good Karma Hospital. (Ma, R) R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World 11.05 Victoria. (PG, R) English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle 11.55 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) English News Morning.

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6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise.

10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 Horse Racing. Ladbrokes Park Race Day, Treasury Brisbane Queensland Guineas Day, Hawkesbury Cup Day and Oaks Day. 5.00 Seven News At 5.

5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R) 6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Football. AFL. Round 7.

St Kilda v Port Adelaide.

10.30 AFL Post-Game Show.

A wrap-up of the game, including panel discussion and interviews, with access to players, coaches and staff.

11.00 To Be Advised.

12.30 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Round 4. Perth SuperNight. Day 1. Highlights.

1.30 Travel Oz. (PG, R) Greg takes a look at Australian sport.

2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 It’s Academic. (R) Hosted by Simon Reeve.

5.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R)

6.00 Easy Eats. 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Our State On A Plate. (PG) 12.30 The Rebound. (PG) 1.00 Great Australian Detour. 1.30 Outback & Under. (PG) 2.00 Explore. (R) 2.10 Taronga: Who’s Who In The Zoo. (PG, R) 3.10 LEGO Masters. (PG, R) 4.30 The Garden Gurus.

5.00 News: First At Five.

5.30 Getaway. (PG) 6.00 Nine News Saturday.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Space Invaders. (PGl) A couple are overrun with clutter.

8.30 MOVIE: Notting Hill. (1999, Mls, R) The simple life of an English bookshop owner changes after a celebrity enters his shop. Hugh Grant, Julia Roberts, Rhys Ifans.

11.00 MOVIE: August: Osage County. (2013, MA15+al, R) A family gathers for a funeral. Meryl Streep.

1.10 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Wesley Impact With Stu Cameron. (PG)

6.00 GCBC. (R) 6.30 Leading The Way. 7.00 Escape Fishing. (R) 7.30 Offroad Adv. (PGl, R) 8.30 Pooches At Play. (R) 9.00 My Market Kitchen. (R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 4x4 Adventures. (R) 1.00 Offroad Adv. 2.00 Roads Less Travelled. (R) 2.30 Taste Of Aust.

(R) 3.00 What’s Up Down Under. 3.30 All 4 Adventure. (PGl, R) 4.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 Bondi Rescue. (PGal, R) After a car freefalls off a ledge, tumbling upside-down onto one of Australia’s busiest walking tracks, the Bondi lifeguards venture off the sand to help keep beachgoers safe.

7.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 26.

Adelaide United v Brisbane Roar.

From Coopers Stadium, Adelaide.

10.00 Ambulance Australia.

(Madlv, R) Follows dispatchers and paramedics working for NSW Ambulance’s Sydney operations.

12.00 Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 Hour Of Power. Religious program.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey.

7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Live At The Apollo. 9.15 Sammy J. 9.20 Tom Gleeson At Enmore Theatre. 10.20 Whose Line Is It Anyway?

11.05 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 11.45 Gavin & Stacey.

12.20am Schitt’s Creek. 12.40 Archer. 1.00 The Young Offenders. 1.30 Australia Remastered. 2.25 ABC News Update. 2.30 Close. 5.00 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon If You Are The One. 2.00 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw Bitesize. 2.10 Over The Black Dot. 2.40 Yokayi Footy. 3.35 WorldWatch. 5.00 Insight. 6.00 I Want My MTV. 7.30 Underground Worlds. 8.30 Greatest Hits Of The 80s. 9.20 Devoured. 10.15 Escorts. 11.05 Sorry For Your Loss. 12.15am The Looming Tower. 1.10 South Park. 1.40 Is This Sexual Harassment? 2.45 Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs.

11.00 Bargain Hunt. Noon Weekender. 12.30 Creek To Coast. 1.00 House Of Wellness. 2.00 Weekender. 2.30 Coastal Railways With Julie Walters. 3.30 Dog Patrol. 4.30 Inside The Crown: Secrets Of The Royals. 5.30 Dr Harry’s Animal Encounters. 6.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 8.30 I Escaped To The Country. 9.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

10.00 My Favorite Martian. 10.30 The Baron. 11.40 MOVIE: Eight O’Clock Walk. (1954, PG) 1.30pm MOVIE: Golden Ivory. (1954, PG) 3.20 MOVIE: The Captain’s Paradise. (1953) 5.15 MOVIE: Rio Grande.

(1950) 7.30 Rugby Union. Super Rugby Pacific.

Round 11. Melbourne Rebels v Moana Pasifika. 9.45 Super Rugby Pacific Post-Match. 10.00 MOVIE: Valkyrie. (2008, M) 12.20am Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens.

8.00 Frasier. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Big Bang Theory. 11.00 The King Of Queens. 11.30 To Be Advised. 6pm The Big Bang Theory. 10.15 Friends.

12.15am Home Shopping. 1.45 Mom. 3.05 The Big Bang Theory. 3.30 Nancy Drew. 4.30 Home Shopping.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am The

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

1pm Blokesworld. 1.30 Wheelburn. 2.00 Motor Racing. Austn Motor Racing Series. 3.00 Motor Racing. Powerpalooza. Season Opener. Replay.

4.00 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Shipping Wars. 5.30 American Pickers. 6.30 AFL Pre-Game. 7.00 Border Security. 7.30 MOVIE: Sister Act. (1992, PG) 9.40 MOVIE: The Hangover Part III. (2013, MA15+) 11.50 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

1.40pm Motor Racing. FIA World Endurance C’ship.

1000 Miles of Sebring. H’lights. 2.40 Motor Racing.

IndyCar Series. Grand Prix of Long Beach. H’lights.

3.40 Ultimate Rush. 4.10 A1: Highway Patrol. 5.10 Children’s Programs. 5.40 MOVIE: Spy Kids. (2001, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Hulk. (2003, M) 10.15 MOVIE: Elektra. (2005, M) 12.10am Young, Dumb And Banged Up In The Sun. 1.10 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

9.00 The Doctors. 10.00 Bondi Rescue. 11.00 The Love Boat. Noon Star Trek: The Next Generation.

2.00 Pooches At Play. 2.30 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 3.30 Buy To Build. 4.00 Bondi Rescue.

4.30 Reel Action. 5.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 5.30 Scorpion. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: New Orleans.

10.20 NCIS. 11.20 Blue Bloods. 12.15am CSI. 1.10 48 Hours. 2.10 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

2.30pm Hockey. WA Women’s Premier Division.

4.00 Soccer. Scottish Women’s Premier League. 5.45 Gaelic Football. Ladies Association All-Ireland Finals.

Replay. 5.50 Gaelic Football. Ladies Association.

H’lights. 6.00 Merchants Of The Wild. 6.30 First People’s Kitchen. 7.00 News. 7.10 The Casketeers.

7.40 Animal Dads. 8.30 MOVIE: Burn Motherf**ker, Burn! (2017, MA15+) 10.15 Late Programs.

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Importance Of Being Earnest. Continued. (1952) 7.10 Parade. (1974, French) 8.50 Mark Felt: The Man Who Brought Down The White House. (2017, PG) 10.45 Return Of The Hero. (2018, M, French) 12.25pm The Red Shoes. (1948, PG) 2.55 Dancing At Lughnasa. (1998, PG) 4.40 Jetsons: The Movie.

(1990) 6.15 Maiko Haaaan!!! (2007, PG, Japanese) 8.30 Fight Club. (1999) 11.10 Late Programs.

Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News – TV Guide

27 April 2022

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

Sunday, May 1 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast.

9.00 Insiders. 10.30 Offsiders. 11.00 Compass. (la, R) 11.30 Praise. (R) 12.00 News.

12.30 Landline. 1.30 Gardening Aust. (R) 2.30 The Great Acceleration. (PG, R) 3.25 Further Back In Time For Dinner. (PG, R) 4.25 Tomorrow Tonight. (R) 5.00 Art Works. (R) 5.25 Federal Election Announcement. 5.30 Antiques Roadshow.

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News. 12.30 ABC World News Tonight With David Muir. 1.00 Motorcycle Racing.

ProMX Championship. Round 3. 4.00 Cycling.

UCI World Tour. Liege-Bastogne-Liege.

Women’s race. Highlights. 4.30 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Liege-Bastogne-Liege. Men’s race.

Highlights. 5.00 Countdown To Qatar 2022.

5.30 Could Hitler Have Been Stopped? (PG)

6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise.

10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 11.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) 12.00 Football. VFL. Round 6.

Geelong v Williamstown.

2.30 AFL Pre-Game Show.

3.00 Football. AFL. Round 7.

Western Bulldogs v Essendon.

6.00 Easy Eats. 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 The AFL Sunday Footy Show. (PG) 12.00 Sports Sunday. (PG) 1.00 Drive TV. 1.30 Visions Of Greatness. (PGa, R) 2.40 LEGO Masters. (PG, R) 4.00 Space Invaders. (PGl, R) 5.00 News: First At Five.

5.30 Postcards. (PG)

6.00 Mass For You At Home. 6.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 7.00 Joseph Prince. 7.30 Joel Osteen. 8.00 The Living Room. (R) 9.00 Luca’s Key Ingredient. 9.30 Studio 10: Sunday.

(PG) 12.00 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 12.30 To Be Advised. 4.00 My Market Kitchen. (R) 4.30 Taste Of Australia With Hayden Quinn. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.

6.30 Compass: Wendy Sharpe – Site Unseen. (PG, R) 7.00 ABC News Sunday.

7.40 Grand Designs. (PG) Presented by Kevin McCloud.

8.30 Barons. (Madlsv) Trotter and Dani head north to Queensland hoping to find a better market for the board shorts.

9.25 Life. (Mal) Gail’s loyalty to Henry is tested. David is disturbed by a hint about Kelly’s past.

10.30 Harrow. (Mv, R) 11.20 Miniseries: Dark Money. (Ma, R) 12.15 McKellen: Playing The Part. (Mls, R) 1.45 MotherFatherSon. (MA15+dlns, R) 2.45 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.30 Insiders. (R)

6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Secrets To Civilisation: Cities And Empires. (PG) Part 2 of 3.

8.30 Edward VIII: Britain’s Traitor King. (PG) Takes a look at claims Edward VIII was complicit in a plan to reinstall him as monarch in the event of Nazi victory.

9.30 Expedition Bermuda Triangle.

(PGalv, R) Investigators take a look at one of modern history’s most enduring mysteries, the Bermuda Triangle.

11.00 George W. Bush. (Malv, R) 3.10 United States Of Conspiracy. (Mavw, R) 4.10 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+dv, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News Morning.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 The Voice. (PG) 8.40 An Audience With Adele.

(PG) Adele performs at the London Palladium in front of an audience of family, friends, fans and celebrities.

10.10 Billy Connolly: My Absolute Pleasure. (Ml, R) An insight into Sir Billy Connolly’s life.

11.25 The Blacklist. (Mav) 12.25 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Round 4. Perth SuperNight. Day 2. Highlights.

1.25 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News Sunday.

7.00 LEGO Masters. (PG) 8.45 60 Minutes. Current affairs program, investigating, analysing and uncovering the issues affecting all Australians.

9.45 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.

10.15 Australian Crime Stories: Murphy’s Law. (MA15+l, R) 11.20 5 Mistakes That Caught A Killer: Harold Shipman. (MA15+v, R) 12.10 Forensics: The Real CSI. (Mv, R) 1.20 Explore. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.30 The Sunday Project. Joins panellists for a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics.

7.30 MasterChef Australia. A group of 12 amateur cooks and 12 popular past contestants compete to impress judges Andy Allen, Melissa Leong and Jock Zonfrillo to claim the title of Australia’s next MasterChef.

9.00 FBI. 11.00 The Sunday Project. (R) Joins panellists for a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics.

12.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. Morning news and talk show, covering breaking news, politics, health, money, lifestyle and pop culture.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey.

7.30 Compass. 8.00 You Can’t Ask That. 8.30 Louis Theroux: Shooting Joe Exotic. 9.20 Tiny Oz. 10.20 MOVIE: Palazzo Di Cozzo. (2021, PG) 11.20 Golden Guitar Awards. 12.50am George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 1.35 MOVIE: Hunger. (2008, MA15+) 3.10 ABC News Update. 3.15 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Forged In Fire. 1.30 Letters And Numbers.

2.00 North To South: The Full Journey. 5.05 Bamay.

5.25 WorldWatch. 5.50 Our Guy In China. 6.45 Lost Gold Of World War II. 7.30 The Meaning Of Hitler.

9.15 Fear The Walking Dead. (Return) 11.00 Cycling.

UCI World Tour. Eschborn-Frankfurt. 1am VICE Sports. 1.30 Quitting Wework And Losing Ground.

2.30 Bamay. 3.00 Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs.

10.00 House Of Wellness. 11.00 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 The Yorkshire Vet. 2.00 The Bowls Show. 3.00 All The Things. 3.30 The Great Australian Doorstep. 4.00 Escape To The Country. 6.00 Motorway Patrol. 7.00 Border Security. 8.30 Railroad Australia. 9.30 Hornby: A Model Empire. 10.30 Great Scenic Railway Journeys. 11.10 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

8.30 The Incredible Journey. 9.00 TV Shop.

10.00 Getaway. 10.30 The Rebound. 11.00 NRL Sunday Footy Show. 1pm MOVIE: The Wonderful Country. (1959, PG) 3.00 Rugby League. NRL. Round 8. St George Illawarra Dragons v Wests Tigers. 6.00 Customs. 6.30 Desert Vet. 7.30 David Attenborough’s Seven Worlds, One Planet. 8.40 MOVIE: Shooter. (2007) 11.10 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am NBL Slam. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Neighbours. 10.30 The Middle. Noon Friends. 3.30 The Big Bang Theory.

5.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Friends. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 MOVIE: The Illusionist. (2006, M) 3.35 The Big Bang Theory.

4.30 Home Shopping.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

10.00 Hook, Line And Sinker. 11.00 Fish Of The Day. 11.30 Step Outside. Noon The Fishing Show

By AFN. 1.00 Big Angry Fish. 2.00 Hook Me Up! 3.00 ITM Fishing Show. 4.00 Fishing Addiction.

5.00 Pawn Stars UK. 5.30 American Pickers. 6.30 MOVIE: Fantastic Four. (2005, PG) 8.40 MOVIE: Raiders Of The Lost Ark. (1981, M) 11.10 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon Surf Lifesaving. Austn C’ships. 2.00 Social Fabric. 3.00 To Be Advised. 5.00 MOVIE: Ella Enchanted. (2004, PG) 7.00 MOVIE: Stick It. (2006, PG) 9.05 MOVIE: Whip It! (2009, M) 11.20 Weird Science. 11.50 Allegiance. 12.45am Made In Chelsea. 1.40 Summer House. 2.30 Social Fabric.

3.00 Power Rangers Super Beast Morphers. 3.30 Thunderbirds. 4.30 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Shopping. 7.30 Key Of David. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Healthy Homes Aust. 9.30 Hotels By Design. 10.00 Bondi Rescue.

10.30 Reel Action. 11.00 Escape Fishing. 11.30 4x4 Adventures. 12.30pm Buy To Build. 1.00 Pooches At Play. 1.30 Scorpion. 3.30 Demolition Down Under. 4.30 What’s Up Down Under. 5.00 I Fish.

5.30 Beyond The Fire. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.15 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

1.15pm Soccer. Serie A Femminile. 3.00 Rugby League. NRL. Walters-Langer Cup. 4.30 Rugby League. NRL. WA Womens Premiership. 6.00 Power To The People. 6.30 News. 6.40 Wild Mexico. 7.45 Ice Cowboys. 8.30 Who Put The Klan In The Ku Klux Klan? 9.35 MOVIE: Emanuel. (2019, MA15+) 11.00 Late Programs.

Jetsons: The Movie. Continued. (1990) 6.50 Maiko Haaaan!!! (2007, PG, Japanese) 9.10 Goal! (2005, PG) 11.20 The Invisibles. (2017, M, German) 1.25pm A Matter Of Life And Death. (1946, PG) 3.20 Parade.

(1974, French) 5.05 The Importance Of Being Earnest. (1952) 6.50 Teen Spirit. (2018, PG) 8.30 Hannibal. (2001, MA15+) 10.55 Young Adam. (2003, MA15+) 12.45am Late Programs.

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NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News. 9.00 News. 10.00 Landline.

(R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Victoria. (PG, R) 1.45 Smother. (Mlv, R) 2.40 War Stories. (R) 3.00 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R) 4.10 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (R) 4.55 Dream Gardens. (R) 5.25 Federal Election Announcement. 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 5.55 Federal Election Announcement.

6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Australian Story. Australians share their personal stories.

8.30 Four Corners. Investigative journalism program.

9.20 Media Watch. (PG) Hosted by Paul Barry.

9.35 China Tonight. (Final) A look at current affairs from China.

10.05 ABC Late News.

10.20 The Business. (R) 10.40 Q+A. (R) 11.45 Keeping Faith. (Ml, R) 12.40 MotherFatherSon. (Madls, R) 2.40 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Al Jazeera News.

2.00 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw Bitesize.

(R) 2.10 How The Victorians Built Britain. (R) 3.00 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PGa, R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize.

(R) 3.35 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw.

(PG, R) 4.05 The World’s Busiest Stations.

(PGl, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia.

(PG) Presented by Marc Fennell.

6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Britain By Beach. (PG) Part 4 of 4.

8.30 24 Hours In Emergency: Legacy.

(Return, M) A 82-year-old who has been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s is admitted to St George’s with suspected sepsis.

10.20 SBS World News Late.

10.50 Planet Expedition. (PG) 11.50 Beneath The Surface. (Mals) 1.00 Shadowplay. (Malv, R) 4.15 VICE Guide To Film. (Mlv, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News Morning.

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: The Nanny Betrayal. (2018, Masv) 2.00 Code Blue: Murder: The Murder Of Katherine Smith. (Malv, R) 3.00 The Chase.

4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGa) 7.30 The Voice. (PG) Hosted

by Sonia Kruger.

9.05 Code 1: Minute By Minute: Horror On The Harbour. (Ma) Takes a look a tragic collision between a small boat and fishing trawler in Sydney Harbour in 2008.

10.05 Nurses. (Ma) A look at the experiences of nurses.

11.05 The Latest: Seven News.

11.35 The Resident. (Ma) 12.35 MOVIE: Alien Abduction.

(1998, Mlv, R) 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 LEGO Masters. (PG, R) 1.45 Explore: Rothko Sculptureum. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 LEGO Masters. (PG) Presented by Hamish Blake.

8.50 David Attenborough’s The Mating Game: Oceans – Out Of The Blue. (PGa) Part 2 of 5.

10.00 Nine News Late.

10.30 Footy Classified. (M) 11.30 New Amsterdam. (Mamv, R) 12.20 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.10 Hello SA. (PG) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGals) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.30 Entertainment Tonight.

3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef.

4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First.

6.30 The Project. Join the hosts for a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics.

7.30 MasterChef Australia. A group of 12 amateur cooks and 12 popular past contestants compete to impress the judges.

8.30 FBI: Most Wanted. (MA15+v) Special Agent Remy Scott and the team investigate the homicides of two Army veterans in a murder spree connected to their time in Afghanistan. Hana receives surprising news about her birth mother.

11.30 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news.

12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Late-night talk show.

1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Catie’s Amazing Machines.

7.30 Australia Remastered. 8.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 9.15 Restoration Australia. 10.15 Employable Me Australia. 11.15 State Of The Union.

11.40 QI. 12.10am Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.35 Parks And Recreation. 1.15 Green Wing. 2.10 ABC News Update. 2.15 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Peg + Cat. 5.25 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon My Extreme Life. 12.50 Forged In Fire.

3.15 Dead Set On Life. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.10 Shortland St. 5.40 Joy Of Painting. 6.10 Abandoned Engineering. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Question Team. 9.25 Taskmaster. 10.20 Lady O’Loughlin. 11.20 Naked.

12.20am Fear The Walking Dead. 2.45 France 24 English News. 3.00 Late Programs.

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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. 10.30 Better Homes And Gardens. Noon Hornby: A Model Empire. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 World’s Deadliest Weather: Caught On Camera. 5.30 Escape To The Country.

6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 A Touch Of Frost. 10.50 Cold Case. 11.50 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo.

7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz.

10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Explore. 1.55 Bondi Vet: Coast To Coast. 2.55 MOVIE: Henry VIII And His Six Wives.

(1972, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Agatha Christie’s Partners In Crime.

8.40 Poirot. 10.40 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am To Be Advised.

8.00 Friends. 10.00 The Middle. 11.30 Friends.

2.30pm The Big Bang Theory. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends.

6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 Mom. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 2.30 The Late Late Show With James Corden. 3.30 The King Of Queens. 4.30 Shopping.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73)

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 The A-Team.

2.00 SeaQuest DSV. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Kalgoorlie Cops. 8.30 MOVIE: Now You See Me. (2013, M) 10.45 Young Sheldon. 11.10 Weird Science. 12.10am Top Chef. 1.10 Made In Chelsea.

2.10 Summer House. 3.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 21. Perth Glory v Western Sydney Wanderers. Replay. 10.30 Bondi Rescue. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation.

6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 A-League Highlights Show. 11.20 Blue Bloods. 12.15am Shopping. 2.15 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

1.30pm Power To The People. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Strait To The Plate. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 APTN National News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 News. 6.50 Land Of Primates. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 Living Black. 9.00 African American: Many Rivers To Cross. 10.00 Mr Mercedes. 11.00 Late Programs.

Parade. Continued. (1974, French) 7.00 White Tuft, The Little Beaver. (2008) 8.25 Teen Spirit. (2018, PG) 10.05 Masaan. (2015, M, Hindi) 12.05pm Jetsons: The Movie. (1990) 1.35 Maiko Haaaan!!!

(2007, PG, Japanese) 3.55 Goal! (2005, PG) 6.05 Legend Of The Guardians. (2010, PG) 7.50 Perfect Strangers. (2016, M, Italian) 9.25 Indignation. (2016, MA15+) 11.30 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

1pm QE2: The World’s Greatest Cruise Ship. 2.00 Down East Dickering. 3.00 Big Easy Motors. 3.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Perth SuperNight.

H’lights. 4.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Perth SuperNight. H’lights. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 American Pickers: Best Of. 8.30 MOVIE: Dunkirk. (2017, M) 10.45 Late Programs.

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Tuesday, May 3 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News. 9.00 News. 10.00 Foreign Correspondent. (R) 10.30 One Plus One. (R) 11.10 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 12.00 News.

1.00 Call The Midwife. (PGa, R) 2.00 Keeping Faith. (Ml, R) 3.00 Grand Designs Aust. (R) 4.10 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (R) 4.55 Dream Gardens. (PG, R) 5.25 Federal Election Announcement. 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 5.55 Federal Election Announcement.

6.00 WorldWatch. 12.30 ABC World News Tonight With David Muir. 1.00 PBS NewsHour.

2.00 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw Bitesize.

(R) 2.05 How The Victorians Built Britain.

(PGad, R) 3.00 Living Black. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.35 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG, R) 4.05 Who Do You Think You Are? (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Fiancé Killer.

(2018, Masv, R) 2.00 The Real Manhunter: The Murder Of Krystal Hart. (Madv, R) 3.00 The Chase.

4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 LEGO Masters. (PG, R) 1.20 Talking Honey. (PG) 1.30 Getaway. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (Md) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 People’s Republic Of Mallacoota: It’s A Part Of Us Now. (PG) The disaster aid is at risk.

8.30 Tiny Oz: Adelaide. (PG) Part 3 of 3.

9.30 MOVIE: Palazzo Di Cozzo.

(2021, PG, R) A portrait of Franco Cozzo. Franco Cozzo.

10.30 ABC Late News.

10.45 The Business. (R) 11.00 Four Corners. (R) 11.50 Media Watch. (PG, R) 12.05 Keeping Faith. (Mal, R) 1.05 MotherFatherSon. (Malns, R) 3.00 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Great British Railway Journeys: Rhyl To Anglesey. (PG) 8.30 Insight. Presented by Kumi Taguchi.

9.30 Dateline. A look at South Korea’s music prodigies.

10.00 The Feed.

10.30 SBS World News Late.

11.00 Living Black. (R) 11.30 Thin Blue Line. (MA15+alv) 1.45 The Family Law. (Mls, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize. (PGa, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News Morning.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGa) 7.30 The Voice. (PG) Hosted

by Sonia Kruger.

9.05 The Good Doctor. (Ma) Shaun confronts Salen about the many changes she has implemented since taking control at St Bonaventure.

10.05 The Rookie. (Mav) Nolan and Harper help a bounty hunter.

11.05 The Latest: Seven News.

11.35 The Resident. (Ma) 12.35 Black-ish. (PGl, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 LEGO Masters. (PG) 8.50 Matt Wright’s Wild Territory: Life Insurance Ain’t That Good, Baby. (Ml) Matt reveals his bond with a wild crocodile.

9.50 Nine News Late.

10.20 Law & Order: Organized Crime. (MA15+dv) 11.20 Murdered By Morning. (M, R) 12.10 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.05 The Rebound. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news.

7.30 MasterChef Australia. A group of 12 amateur cooks and 12 popular past contestants compete to impress the judges.

8.40 The Cheap Seats. From major news stories to entertainment and viral videos, presenters Melanie Bracewell and Tim McDonald take a look at the week that was.

9.40 NCIS. 10.40 NCIS: Los Angeles. (Ma) The team helps locate a missing officer.

11.30 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news.

12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Late-night talk show.

1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Catie’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? 8.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8.55 State Of The Union.

9.20 Gavin & Stacey. 9.50 Schitt’s Creek. 10.15 The Office. 10.45 Black Books. 11.10 Defending The Guilty. 11.40 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.25am Parks And Recreation. 1.10 Green Wing. 2.05 ABC News Update. 2.10 Close. 5.00 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Forged In Fire. 2.25 Game Of Bros. 2.55 Video Game Show. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.10 Shortland St. 5.40 Joy Of Painting. 6.10 Abandoned Engineering.

7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Travel Man. 9.30 Haramain: The Train Of The Desert. 10.30 The Crown Prince Of Saudi Arabia. 12.40am Fear The Walking Dead.

2.20 Deutsche Welle. 3.00 Late Programs.

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6am Home Shopping.

6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Cleaning Up. 2.00 Creek To Coast. 2.30 Sons And Daughters.

4.30 Inside The Crown: Secrets Of The Royals. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Pie In The Sky. 8.30 Foyle’s War. 10.40 Cold Case.

12.40am Hard Sun. 4.30 Million Dollar Minute.

5.30 James Robison.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo.

7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz.

10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 3.00 Explore. 3.05 Antiques Roadshow. 3.35 MOVIE: Up The Front. (1972, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow.

7.30 New Tricks. 8.40 The Closer. 9.40 Rizzoli & Isles. 10.40 Law & Order. 11.40 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens.

8.00 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle.

11.00 Frasier. Noon The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker.

5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

11.00 America’s Game. Noon Pawnography. 1.00 Heathrow. 2.00 American Pickers: Best Of. 3.00 Big Easy Motors. 3.30 Shipping Wars. 4.00 Fish’n Mates. 4.30 Heavy Lifting. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Highway Patrol. 8.30 Outback Truckers: Best Of. 9.30 Outback Truckers. 10.30 Train Truckers. 11.30 Late Programs.

6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 The A-Team. 2.00 Motor Racing. ABB FIA Formula E World C’ship.

H’lights. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny.

6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Kalgoorlie Cops. 8.30 MOVIE: Hanna. (2011, M) 10.40 Young Sheldon.

11.10 Weird Science. 11.40 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 A-League Highlights Show. 9.00 The Love Boat. 10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat.

4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Bull. 10.20 NCIS: New Orleans. 12.15am Home Shopping. 2.15 MOVIE: The Call. (2013, MA15+) 4.10 ST: Next Gen.

6am Morning Programs.

1.30pm Songlines On Screen. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Strait To The Plate. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Indian Country Today. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Land Of Primates. 7.30 Colonial Combat. 8.00 Wellington Paranormal. 8.30 Over The Black Dot. 9.00 Letterkenny. 10.00 Gomorrah. 10.55 Late Programs.

Goal! Continued. (2005, PG) 8.00 Florence Foster Jenkins. (2016, PG) 10.05 The Guardians. (2017, M, French) 12.35pm A Hijacking. (2012, M) 2.30 Teen Spirit. (2018, PG) 4.10 White Tuft, The Little Beaver.

(2008) 5.35 Bride And Prejudice. (2004, PG) 7.40 Wadjda. (2012, PG, Arabic) 9.30 Tulip Fever. (2017, MA15+) 11.25 Cold War. (2018, M, Polish) 1am Late Programs.

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Wednesday, May 4 ABC TV (2)

6am Morning Programs. 11.30 People’s 6.00 WorldWatch. 10.30 German News.

Republic Of Mallacoota. (PG, R) 12.00 News.

11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News.

Built with top of mind,12.00 Rockport footwear 12.30 Press Club.

1.40comfort Media Watch.

(PG, Arabic News.

12.30 ABC World News features a number of sports details.

Rockport R) 2.00 Keeping Faith.

(Mal, R) 3.00 Grand inspired Tonight With David Muir. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. has Aust. been(PG, keeping customers in Dateline. comfort 1971.(R) 3.30 Designs R) 4.10 George Clarke’s walking 2.00 (R)since 2.30 Insight.

AmazingOnline Spaces.ordering (R) 4.55 Dream Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 andGardens. phone orderDestination deliveries available (R) 5.25 Federal Election Announcement.

The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG, R) 4.10 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 5.55 Federal Election The World’s Busiest Stations. (PGal, R) 5.05 Announcement.

Jeopardy! 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 The Drum.

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 7.00 ABC News.

6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 7.30.

7.35 Tony Robinson: Britain’s 8.00 Hard Quiz. (PG) Greatest River: Thames Water.

8.30 The Weekly With Charlie (PG) Presented by Tony Robinson.

Pickering. A satirical news program.

8.30 MH370: The Lost Flight: 9.00 Tomorrow Tonight. (PG) No Answers. (M) Part 2 of 3.

Hosted by Annabel Crabb.

9.30 Cobra. (Premiere, MA15+) 9.30 QI. (Mls) Hosted by Sandi Toksvig.

A solar flare strikes Europe.

10.00 Would I Lie To You? (PG, R) 10.25 SBS World News Late.

10.30 ABC Late News. 10.45 The Business.

10.55 Red Light. (Mal) (R) 11.05 Life. (Mal, R) 12.05 Keeping Faith.

12.45 The Crimson Rivers. (Manv, R) 4.25 VICE (Mlv, R) 1.05 MotherFatherSon. (Mlv, R) 2.05 Guide To Film. (MA15+lv, R) 4.55 Destination QI. (Mls, R) 2.35 Would I Lie To You? (PG, R) Flavour: Singapore Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 3.05 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum.

24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News (R) 5.25 7.30. (R) Morning. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News Morning.

SBS (3)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Bond Of Silence. (2010, Mv, R) 2.00 Autopsy USA: Anissa Jones. (Mad, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PG) 7.30 The Voice. (PG) Hosted

by Sonia Kruger.

9.00 Britain’s Got Talent. (PG) Auditions continue as weird, wacky and wonderful acts compete in front of the celebrity judges.

10.15 The Latest: Seven News.

10.45 Outrageous Weddings. (Ma) Love is in the air for a bride to be.

11.45 Absentia. (MA15+asv) 12.45 The Goldbergs. (Ml, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 LEGO Masters. (PG, R) 1.20 Explore. (R) 1.30 Great Australian Detour. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Travel Guides. (PGl) The guides are off to the Flinders Ranges.

8.30 The Thing About Pam. As Pam squares off against Betsy’s daughters in a civil suit, public opinion turns against her.

10.30 Footy Classified. (M) 11.30 Nine News Late.

12.00 Prison Girls: Life Inside. (MA15+adls, R) 12.50 Explore. 1.00 Outback & Under.

(PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGals) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.10 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGv) 5.00 10 News First.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news.

7.30 MasterChef Australia. Amateur cooks return to compete once more.

8.30 First Dates Australia. Singles in search of love are brought together at a restaurant for a blind first date.

9.30 Bull. (Mv) Bull puts aside his personal grievances to enter into a hesitant partnership with AUSA Reilly.

10.30 This Is Us. (PGa) Rebecca and Miguel’s anniversary barbecue doesn’t go as planned.

11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Catie’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Anh’s Brush With Fame. 8.00 Art Works. 8.30 Days Like These With Diesel. 9.30 Miniseries: The Hollow Crown. 11.55 Louis Theroux: Shooting Joe Exotic.

12.40am The Set. 1.15 Parks And Recreation. 2.00 Green Wing. 2.55 ABC News Update. 3.00 Close.

5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Peg + Cat. 5.25 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon If You Are The One. 1.55 Payday. 2.45 Child Genius. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.10 Shortland St. 5.40 Joy Of Painting. (Final) 6.10 Abandoned Engineering. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. 9.30 MOVIE: Timecop. (1994, MA15+) 11.20 MOVIE: Warm Bodies. (2013, M) 1.05am Late Programs.

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6am Home Shopping.

6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.00 Jabba’s Movies. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Cleaning Up. 2.00 Sydney Weekender.

2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Heathrow. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 The Coroner. 8.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys. 11.10 Mafia’s Greatest Hits. 12.10am Secrets Of Skyscrapers. 1.10 Australia’s Deadliest. 2.00 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries. 7.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping.

10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 3.00 Explore. 3.05 Antiques Roadshow. 3.35 MOVIE: She’ll Have To Go. (1962, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 As Time Goes By. 8.50 Midsomer Murders. 11.00 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon To Be Advised. 1.00 The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Becker. 2.30 NBL Slam. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.10 Mom. Midnight Shopping.

1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

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9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 The A-Team. 2.00 SeaQuest DSV. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock.

4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Kalgoorlie Cops.

8.30 MOVIE: Knight And Day. (2010, M) 10.45 Young Sheldon. 11.10 Weird Science. 11.40 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 iFish Summer Series. 9.00 The Love Boat.

10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger.

3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue.

7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 10.20 MOVIE: Swing Vote. (2008, M) 12.45am Shopping. 2.15 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

1.30pm Songs From The Inside. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Strait To The Plate. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Te Ao With Moana. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Land Of Primates. 7.30 High Arctic Haulers. 8.30 Yokayi Footy. 9.25 Who Put The Klan In The Ku Klux Klan?

10.35 Late Programs.

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The Emperor’s Club. Continued. (2002, PG) 7.20 Bride And Prejudice. (2004, PG) 9.25 Legend Of The Guardians. (2010, PG) 11.10 Cold War. (2018, M, Polish) 12.45pm The Trouble With You. (2018, M, French) 2.45 Florence Foster Jenkins. (2016, PG) 4.50 Angrezi Medium. (2020, PG, Hindi) 7.30 Breathe. (2017, M) 9.40 Wuthering Heights. (2011, MA15+) Midnight Late Programs.

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7.30 Creek To Coast. 8.00 American Pickers.

9.00 Storage Wars: TX. 9.30 Pawn Stars. 10.00 NFL 100 Greatest. 11.00 America’s Game. Noon Pawnography. 1.00 Train Truckers. 3.00 Big Easy Motors. 3.30 Shipping Wars. 4.00 Fish’n Mates.

4.30 Heavy Lifting. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 8.30 MOVIE: Aliens. (1986, M) 11.20 Late Programs.

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THE MEANING OF EXISTENCE... AND OTHER SHORT STORIES

I Burnley For You – A Love Letter to a Tunnel

By Stuart McCullough I ADMIT it was unexpected. There I was, minding my own business as well as my housemate Liam’s business after he’d left it unattended for a couple of hours while trying to wrangle his extensive football card collection, when it came. It arrived in my inbox without warning or fanfare. (It’s long been my view that emails shouldn’t just slip into your inbox but should be announced, preferably by trumpets). There was no chance to run, no time to hide. Right from the opening line, the email filled me with terror; beginning, as it did, with the mildly threatening… 'according to our records.' I felt a cold chill.

That I am under surveillance by some random entity who believes it then has the God-given right to email me out of the blue, orange or even magenta is truly disturbing. My mind boggled. By which I mean it became a second-tier board game played by people who can’t find their ‘Scrabble’ set. Then my mind started to monopoly before things truly got out of hand and my head went totally ‘Hungry, Hungry Hippo’ all over the place. But having exhausted various board games, I steeled myself to continue reading.

‘According to our records’ could go anywhere.

Whatever comes next is of critical importance. If ‘according to our records’ is followed by something like ‘you’re a vampire’, ‘you could be radioactive’ or ‘you’re the next Dalai Lama – good luck with that!’ you’re in for a major life change.

What followed here was, as it turns out, even more surprising still. ‘According to our records, you recently travelled on the Burnley tunnel.’ It’s fair to say that I was rooted to the spot in terror.

Things went downhill from there. This bold, declaratory opening statement informing me that I was under surveillance was then followed by a dystopian attempt to reach into my deepest thoughts and most heartfelt secrets. The email did so through a question – ‘How would you describe your experience?’ In truth, I wouldn’t describe my experience. Clearly, this was not a deterrent.

Is this where we’ve landed as a species? That even a stretch of anonymous bitumen demands to know what we think of it, as a means of propping up its fragile ego? The sheer nerve! How I long for simpler times when roads were just for driving on and what you thought of them would forever remain a mystery. It begs the question – is this the thin end of the wedge? Can I expect emails on behalf of other pieces of infrastructure or is the Burnley Tunnel especially needy? I can only say that if Stumpy Gully Road is reading this, you don’t

want to know what I think of you.

I felt deeply unprepared. I simply had no idea that after driving through the Burnley Tunnel there was going to be some kind of test. Truth is, I sailed through the tunnel without really giving it a second thought, never imagining that I’d be called upon to express my feelings about the whole thing. As a result, I suspect that I overcompensated for my lack of preparation.

In answer to the question, ‘how would you describe your trip through the Burnley tunnel?’ my

first instinct was to say ‘spectacular’. Thinking this was too over the top and the people acting on behalf of the tunnel might regard my answer as something less than genuine, I instead opted for a reply that simply read, ‘my trip through the Burnley tunnel was a life-affirming voyage of selfdiscovery.’ After a contemplative pause, I added, ‘It was not so much a tunnel as it was a portal to another dimension.’

I wasn’t happy with my work – to be honest, it still sounded like I was sucking up. In truth, what the tunnel really deserved was constructive feedback rather than groveling servitude. That way, it could grow into a better person/inanimate object.

But giving constructive feedback to a road is hard, as it usually requires you to slow down to forty kilometers an hour. I decided on a more theatrical approach.

I typed ‘the first act as we descended was gripping, but I felt it sagged in the middle before hitting a peak in the final act.’ Too confusing. I then tried giving feedback of a culinary nature – ‘needs more seasoning’. Feeling this could well cause bewilderment – even more than the request for feedback itself, I ultimately opted for describing my experience in the Burnley tunnel as ‘magical’.

I’ve no idea what happens next. Presumably, a group of minions passes on my feedback to the tunnel. (While the tunnel craves feedback, there’s no way to receive feedback on your feedback as such). I then began to wonder if it’s something they seek from all commuters or whether the tunnel team was especially psyched to hear what I had to say. In my mind, it’s an exciting day in the control room when word gets around that I’ve just entered the tunnel.

Honestly, what is there to say about the Burnley Tunnel? It’s just bitumen and concrete. In a hole.

But having been pressed to reveal my deepest feelings, I think it’s inspired me to catch a train next time. Say what you will about public transport, it knows better than to ask what you think of it. stuart@stuartmccullough.com

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100 YEARS AGO THIS WEEK...

A night of surprises for Frankston Seconds Compiled by Cameron McCullough THE Frankston Seconds Football Club had a night out on Wednesday evening last.

They organised a “surprise party” and descended on the home of Mrs C. Wood, in Bay Street with all the vigor and enthusiasm that has characterised their performances on the football field since the first day of their inception.

The Frankston Seconds Club came into existence as a wee lone organisation a couple of years ago, and like most new organisations, was badly in need of friends.

It has now struck more prosperous days, but it has not forgotten its old friends, and it numbers Mrs Wood amongst its truest supporters.

The fact that Mrs Wood is about to transfer her place of business from Bay street to Young Street in the course of a few days probably suggested the idea of giving her a “sendoff,” not in the form of a farewell but as an earnest of good-will.

Between 30 and 40 young men comprised the attacking party, their president, Mr T. J. McMurtrie, and Mr Hugh Morrison, the “father “ of the club, directing the proceedings.

Mrs Wood’s dining room was the objective, and the startled occupants quickly surrendered to the invaders.

The evening proved a delightful experience to all concerned.

Mr McMurtrie, the club’s new president, set the ball rolling by thanking the “boys” for the honor they had conferred on him in electing him to the position of president.

He promised them his full support

and sympathy, and expressed the hope that the forthcoming season would prove as successful as formerly, when that indefatigable worker (Mr H. Morrison) had guided the destinies of the club. (cheers) The president then explained the object of the present gathering, and said he had a pleasing duty to perform in presenting Mrs Wood with a small token to mark the appreciation in which she was held by the members of the club.

The presentation took the form of an enlarged photograph of the members of last year’s team, together with inset of the officers of the club.

It was beautifully mounted and inscribed and framed and proved a striking illustration of the artistic capabilities of Frankston’s photographic artist, Mr H. Garrood.

Mr H. Morrison, as ex-president of the club, said he was fully qualified to speak regarding the invaluable assistance Mrs Wood had always rendered to the club.

She had come to their assistance at a critical period of their existence, and by the free use of her room and general encouragement had done much to place the club on a solid footing.

Messrs Aubrey Bray, Dugan, Young and others also spoke, after which the company sang “For she’s a jolly good fellow,” and clinched the matter by giving three hearty cheers.

Mrs Wood, who was manifestly taken by surprise, expressed her thanks in a neat little speech, and said the presentation photograph would occupy a prominent place in her new home.

*** CONSTABLE J. Phillips, who has been stationed at Frankston during the summer months, has been transferred to Melbourne. *** THE attendance at the Frankston Pictures on Saturday night was verging on capacity, and an excellent programme was submitted, the feature “Black Beauty” creating great interest. *** CONSTABLE Mahoney, of the local police, is at present on holiday leave, and is being relieved by Constable Bullen. *** MR A. A. Wilson advertises in today’s issue that he is local agent at Frankston for the Singer Sewing Machine Co. *** ON Sunday next, in connection with the annual foreign mission effort, the Rev. J..H. Allen; B.Sc (of India) will conduct the Methodist services, at Frankston in the morning and evening, and at Langwarrin in the afternoon.

In view of the present unrest in India, Mr Allen’s addresses at Langwarrin, Tyabb, Somerville and Frankston during the week should be very interesting. *** OWING to the great success of the Junior School of Music, which Miss Oliver is conducting at Frankston for Miss Dorathea Macmaster, there is at present room for one more pupil only, but Miss Macmaster has arranged to have another advanced pupil visit

Frankston twice weekly to teach in the Junior School.

A second branch has now been established, and the parents of intending pupils would be well advised to communicate immediately with Miss Macmaster. *** THE late John Spunner, whose death occurred at Sorrento on Tuesday last, resided on the Peninsula for 67-years. *** MR Thornton, the local postmaster, advises that in future the mail on Saturday evenings only will be available to the public at 4.45pm instead of 6.40 as hitherto.

This means that the post office at Frankston will not be opened after 6 pm on Saturday evenings. *** AUGUSTUS Campbell, who escaped from the French island penal establishment some months ago, was recently arrested at Swan Hill on a charge of larceny.

At the Benidigo court, Campbell was sentenced to 12 months imprisonment for the larceny, and was remanded to Melbourne for having escaped from custody. *** MR Stanley an old resident of the Peninsula, passed away at Mornington on Tuesday last.

He was an ex-councillor of the Mornington Shire Council, and many years ago acted as dairy inspector at Frankston. *** ON Tuesday last, the little daughter of Mr and Mrs Jewell, of Nolan Street, Frankston, was severely scalded by

pulling a bucket hot water on herself.

Under Dr. Maxwell’s care, the tiny tot is now progressing favorably. *** THE concert, held at Frankston on Friday last, proved thoroughly enjoyable.

The concert was organised by Mr Russell Denham, of Tyabb, and musical and vocal items were contributed

by Misses D. Overton and N. Richards and Messrs Percy Blundell, W. Trigg and Russell Denham. *** MR P. Wheeler, of Frankston, has been appointed a Justice of the Peace.

It will be remembered that “The Standard” advocated the appointment of addition justices some weeks ago. *** GOOD progress is being made with the remodelling of the railway station yards at Frankston, where a great number of men are employed in preparing for electrification of the line. *** IT is anticipated that the new electric light scheme for Frankston will be in working order in less than two months. *** THE building trade is enjoying a revival in trade at Frankston, as a large number of commodious private residences are in course of erection in and around about the township.

This is indicative of the progress the town and district is making. *** From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 28 April 1922

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Dane Swan stars for Hastings, Sharks dominate MPNFL

By Brodie Cowburn

DIVISION ONE

SORRENTO kicked 26 goals to secure a dominant win over Edithvale-Aspendale last weekend.

Sorrento were brilliant on their home deck. Goals flowed freely throughout the afternoon, with the Edi-Asp defence struggling to deal with Sorrento’s forward firepower.

Leigh Poholke was awesome for the Sharks. He booted eight goals. Nick Corp also kicked a bag, finishing the match with five majors to his name.

Sorrento ended up winning by 104 points - 26.16 (172) to 10.8 (68).

Things were much closer at Baxter Park when Frankston Bombers took on Frankston YCW. The Stonecats had 13 more scoring shots for the afternoon, but poor goalkicking threatened to cost them the match.

The Bombers’ push for victory was boosted by good performances from Khan Haretuku and Jarrad Grant, who kicked four and three goals respectively.

Despite their struggles in front of goal, Frankston YCW managed to emerge from the matchup victorious. They defeated the Bombers 12.10 (82) to 14.21 (105).

Dromana had a good day at home on Saturday. They comfortably defeated Pines 14.10 (94) to 4.7 (31).

Mt Eliza and Red Hill will clash on ANZAC Day.

DIVISION TWO

Point taken: Frankston YCW managed a win despite missing the big sticks 21 times during their game against Frankston Bombers. Picture: Craig Barrett

BROWNLOW medallist Dane Swan starred for Hastings in a special appearance last weekend against Tyabb.

Swan, who retired from AFL football in 2016, booted three goals for the Blues. Brayde Bosman and Rhys Wilkinson also kicked three each.

Hastings easily defeated the Yabbies. They triumphed 19.7 (121) to 6.4 (40).

Langwarrin continued their undefeated start to the season with a good win over Karingal.

The Bulls’ goalkicking prevented them from being competitive. The Kangaroos scored a good win 6.12 (48) to 12.12 (84).

Josh Dormer kicked three goals for Langwarrin. Sean Herdman booted two.

Somerville have also continued their unbeaten beginning to 2022.

Pearcedale hosted Somerville on Saturday. Pearcedale’s difficulties in front of goal didn’t do them any favours, with Somerville eventually winning 8.15 (63) to 13.13 (91).

Spyke Mepstead kicked four goals for the winning outfit.

Around the grounds Chelsea defeated Seaford in a low scoring scrap, and Rye beat Crib Point. Mornington and Devon Meadows face on ANZAC Day.

Laurie again successful on rich VOBIS raceday HORSE RACING

By Ben Triandafillou MATT Laurie has once again found success at the rich VOBIS raceday at Caulfield.

Laurie, who took out the $950,000 VOBIS Showdown with Prince of Sussex three years ago, combined again with the same ownership group to win the $500,000 VOBIS Sires Guineas with Chartres on Saturday.

Also by rising Victorian stallion Toronado, Chartres was given a perfect ride by jockey Ethan Brown to swoop around the field and continue to kick in the straight to win by just under a length.

The Mornington-based trainer was pleased to see their plan pay off.

“This was the priority. In conjunction with Paul [Dugan] (owner), we’ve had this race in mind a long way out so it’s just nice when things come off,” Matt Laurie said.

“He’s a genuine little horse this bloke. He hasn’t run a bad race yet and he just looked really well placed against this field today and it was

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good to see him put them away.”

The victory provided Ethan Brown with a race-to-race double having also won the VOBIS Gold Distaff aboard the Michael Kent-trained Comica.

Brown was thrilled to deliver for the loyal owners.

“It’s just great that they stuck with me,” he said. “I was very grateful for that and to get the job done on the grand final makes everything worthwhile.

“He’s a nice horse and not much has gone right this preparation running into track bias’s and what not but his work here was really good on Tuesday. I had a head full of confidence today and I’m glad he let down the way we knew he could.”

Brown also guided the Laurietrained two-year-old Volander to a third placing in the feature VOBIS Showdown later in the day.

On the up: The Matt Laurie-trained Chartres wins the $500,000 VOBIS Sires Guineas at Caulfield. Picture: Supplied

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CJ Hodgson forced to retire SOCCER

By Craig MacKenzie CJ HODGSON will make his 250th and final appearance for Frankston Pines on Saturday when the State 3 promotion contender takes on Elwood City at Carrum Downs Recreation Reserve at 6pm.

Hodgson’s battle to overcome postconcussion syndrome has forced the 28-year-old into early retirement.

He was substituted in February after a head clash in a friendly against Mazenod and has not played since.

He has a medical clearance to play this weekend but the risk of longterm and serious injury is too great to continue.

You won’t hear a player or a club on the local scene with a bad word to say about Hodgson which, in itself, is a remarkable achievement.

“I’m just really glad that my last game is with Pines,” he said. “I wouldn’t want to finish at any other club.

“For the next year or two I think I’ll settle for being a spectator but after that I might look at getting into coaching.”

Hodgson started as a junior at Langwarrin and made his reserves debut under then-coach Jamie Skelly as a 15-year-old in 2009.

He switched to Pines for the following season and Tommy O’Halloran gave the 16-year-old his senior debut against Knox in 2010.

His CV includes a pre-season at Mornington and short stints at Casey Comets and Doveton but Pines has always been his preferred football home.

He has played in every outfield position at Pines and even pulled on the goalkeeper’s gloves at one stage.

On Saturday he is likely to start against Elwood City and later be substituted and when asked if he’ll be heading the ball his response typified his commitment to his club.

“Well if there’s a really good scoring chance …”

Meanwhile in State 1 Mornington was forced to battle hard to eventually overcome bottom team Mazenod at Dallas Brooks Park on Saturday.

Mornington keeper Josh Gates had a brain fade in the 21st minute allowing Mazenod striker Rocky di Petta to close him down and block Gates’ panicked attempt to clear before stroking the loose ball into the gaping goal for the opener.

Although Mornington bossed the ball it didn’t test diminutive Mazenod keeper Rahul Ramkumar enough.

Curtain call: Frankston Pines’ veteran CJ Hodgson has been forced into early retirement and plays his last game on Saturday.

Pictures: Darryl Kennedy, John Punshon

It soon became clear that Mornington’s main threat was in the air with the combined heading ability of towering central defender Josh Heaton and his defensive cohort Jamie Davidson and a Davidson header in the 37th minute made it 1-1.

The aerial onslaught was ramped up in the second half but it took until the 78th minute for substitute Taylan Geylan to convert after the ball was headed down to him from a far post cross and he gleefully slammed it past Ramkumar for the winner.

In State 2 Peninsula Strikers made it six wins in a row with a convincing 3-0 defeat of Mooroolbark at Ballam Park on Saturday evening.

Strikers opened their account after 23 minutes following an impressive interpassing combination that saw Riley Anderton’s low ball from the right of the area tucked away by Cal Bradbury.

Right on half-time it was 2-0 when a Huss Chehimi corner was headed home by Bradbury at the back post.

Abe Kuol was red carded in the 73rd minute for retaliating after clashing with Mooroolbark’s Nicholas Andrejic and seconds later it was 3-0 when a poor clearance fell to Anderton whose sweetly struck volley gave Barkers’ keeper Mark Naumowicz no chance.

On Sunday Skye United travelled to Caulfield Park to take on North Caulfield and came away with a 3-0 win.

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The visitors led 1-0 just before the interval when Baxter couldn’t clear properly from a corner but the home side hit back within 30 seconds after Lyndale keeper Michael Napolitano failed to handle a deep cross from Izaak Barr allowing Dave Greening to walk the ball into the net.

Lyndale regained the lead with its first attack of the second half when it was awarded a controversial penalty in the 55th minute and James Collard converted.

Seven minutes later Lachie McMinimee finished off one of numerous chances and perennial goalsneak Greening came to the rescue in the 65th minute taking full advantage of an excellent kick-out by Baxter keeper James Foster.

In the final analysis the scoreline didn’t reflect Baxter’s dominance.

In other State 4 fixtures Chelsea drew 1-1 away to FC Noble Hurricanes last weekend while Somerville Eagles lost 2-1 against Keysborough at Tyabb Central Reserve.

Chelsea did well to snare a point with five players out due to COVID and unavailability including the captain and both vice-captains.

A superb 25-metre strike from Emmanuel Deiwal gave Hurricanes a 1-0 half-time lead but the equaliser in the 76th minute came via Piers Brelsford’s superb turn and shot that went in off the post.

Skye led 1-0 at half-time thanks to an Alex Van Heerwarden goal and second-half goals from Daniel Attard and substitute Daniel Jones completed the scoreline.

That sets up this Friday night’s derby clash with Strikers at Skye Recreation Reserve when history will be made with two Irish coaches – Skye’s Phil McGuinness and Donn Delaney of Strikers – going head to head.

In State 3 Frankston Pines suffered its first loss of the season going down 4-2 away to Bayside Argonauts last weekend.

Pines had gone into the clash without striker Liam Baxter who was hospitalised with pneumonia last Thursday and was due to be discharged as we went to press.

Pines missed a host of chances and paid dearly for its profligacy staring down the barrel of a three-goal deficit at half-time.

The second half was action-packed involving three send-offs and a facial injury to Pines’ striker Dylan Waugh who had to be hospitalised after scoring.

Bayside had players sent off in the 65th and 87th minutes while Pines veteran Tommy Hawkins was dismissed in the 57th minute after his second yellow card.

Pines’ goals came from a Joe O’Connor free kick and a brave Waugh header.

In State 4 Baxter made it two in a row with a 3-2 home win over win-

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In State 5 Mount Martha created club history with a second straight State 5 win on Friday overcoming Rosebud 3-1 at Olympic Park.

Rosebud dumped Pat Sabatino as senior coach last week with Ryan Monk and Stef Papaluca taking over as joint coaches and although Callum Richardson, Brandon Monk and Beau Sharpe returned to the matchday squad the home team was no match for its opponent.

Mount Martha’s leading scorer Ethan Sanderson made it 1-0 in the 30th minute when he caught Rosebud keeper Hayden Hicks off his line.

Two minutes into the second half Neil Byrne rifled a strike from 25 metres into the top corner to make it 2-0 and Rosebud was out of the contest three minutes later when Sanderson got clear and clipped the ball over the advancing Hicks with a neat finish.

Rosebud’s response came in the 91st minute via a corner that was headed home at the near post by Brandon Monk.

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