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Building ‘missing link’ in station’s future Stephen Taylor steve@baysidenews.com.au IT WILL be “tickets please” from a real station when the old Cheltenham railway station building is erected at Mornington Railway Preservation Society’s base at Moorooduc.

The 140-year-old timber structure was recently trucked down to Moorooduc in flat-pack form where it will

be assessed in detail before being put together to join other historic pieces of railway infrastructure on the site.

The preservation society’s president Andrew Swayne sees it as an “absolute landmark project” that will provide a missing link in the station’s redevelopment.

“We couldn’t even get the old station from Mornington,” he said, referring to the line which was closed in 1981.

“At present we are using an old

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guard’s van as a ticket office, whereas this building will look and feel the part as well as being functional. It will become the main feature at Moorooduc – the missing centrepiece.”

Once COVID-19 restrictions have ended the old Cheltenham building will be restored, but with a more authentic entry.

Volunteers will replace corroded iron roofing, source period bricks for chimneys and strip out faded interior

Flat-pack: Mornington railway volunteers have received the former city-bound Cheltenham railway station building which was trucked down to Moorooduc.

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plaster, although the verandah is intact.

“We will look at extending the building to include meeting rooms then open it up for other not-for-profit groups to use,” Mr Swayne said.

Once the building footprint has been established, an architect will be engaged to design the interior and prepare drawings for Mornington Peninsula Shire’s approval.

Mr Swayne said the society appre-

ciated assistance of the SPA Project Team, Level Crossing Removal Authority, Metro Trains and VicTrack for “making the building available and helping to preserve the iconic building for future generations”.

“We can’t wait to get into the rebuild and will be encouraging the local community and businesses to participate in this landmark project where they can,” he said.

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NEWS DESK

State funding for sporting upgrades KINGSTON Council has been successful in securing state funding from the Local Sports Infrastructure Fund to help upgrade local facilities in Chelsea, Carrum and Bonbeach in the lead up to Summer.

The Victorian Government has awarded a total of $675,000 towards four exciting projects including new outdoor netball facilities in Carrum, upgrades to Chelsea Bowls Club, safety fencing at Bonbeach Sports Reserve and further improvements to change facilities for women and girls playing sport.

Kingston Mayor Steve Staikos said the funding contribution was very welcome news and would allow Council to push ahead with some important upgrades to local community sports facilities.

Longbeach Ward Councillor Georgina Oxley also welcomed the funding boost. “Council has been working closely with the football, netball and

THE City of Kingston is committed to finding solutions to improve waste disposal and recycling opportunities for the community.

For more than a year, Kingston have provided households with food and organic waste disposal bins, which allow food waste to be processed into usable compost. They have been rolling out additional recycling bins in public spaces to increase opportunities for recycling.

Kingston Mayor Steve Staikos said they are also looking at how we can potentially utilise residual household

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The grant funding will also support upgrades to the Chelsea Bowls Club that will see the existing sports lights upgraded from metal halide to LED to provide the club with a superior lighting solution for their night-time pennant competition. The current synthetic green surface, which is at the end of its useful life, will also be replaced. Works will commence in November.

Bonbeach Sports Reserve will also get some upgrades with new ball protection fencing to be installed to address safety concerns at the oval and some upgrades to other equipment.

“Council is investing millions of dollars in upgrading ageing sports facilities to support local sports clubs as they work to promote active, healthy lifestyles in our community,” said Cr Staikos. We welcome any support from the Victorian government to help fund these vital community facility upgrades.”

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cricket clubs on a $340,000 upgrade to the pavilion amenities at Chelsea Recreation Reserve which will see the change rooms refurbished into a modern female-friendly facility,” Cr Oxley said. “The $155,000 State funding contribution towards this project will help us complete those important works to ensure women and girls have equal access to our sports facilities.”

Banksia Ward Councillor Cameron Howe said the $345,000 contribution towards much-needed new netball facilities at Roy Dore Reserve in Carrum was exciting news.

“In 2023, the $9.1 million redevelopment of Roy Dore Reserve will be complete, with additional funding sought and approved for two standalone netball courts to be built in 2022,” Cr Howe said. “Our vision is to create a sporting precinct in the heart of Carrum that meets the needs of all users whether they play football, cricket, tennis or netball.”

waste that cannot go into either the food and organic bin or the comingled recycling.

“We are looking at how we could reduce landfill and convert this residual household waste into energy, through advanced waste processing,” Cr Staikos said.

“By 2046, Melbourne households will produce 1.5 million tonnes of rubbish annually – enough to fill the MCG more than two and a half times every year. Landfills in south-east Melbourne are filling up quickly and no more are planned to be built.

That means large amounts of rubbish having to be transported across Melbourne to other landfills – and councils have to pay a premium to use them.”

Advanced waste processing technologies are used successfully and safely overseas to either recover valuable materials in household rubbish or transform it into energy. These technologies can reduce the amount of household rubbish sent to landfill by at least 85% and reduce our impact on the environment.

Chisholm’s building for the future Keith Platt keith@baysidenews.com.au EXPERTS will go online to outline and discuss plans to demolish and replace old buildings at the Chisholm Institute, Frankston.

Past and present students and the public have been invited to participate in the “town hall” meetings tomorrow (Wednesday) and Friday (1 October).

About 24 per cent of Frankston and Mornington Peninsula residents hold a vocational qualification, compared to 15 per cent for Greater Melbourne.

The two buildings to go at Chisholm are known as C and E and are between Fletcher Road and Quality Street.

The 10,000 square metre replacement is part of the institute’s $67.6 million second stage redevelopment.

The first stage - the learning and innovation precinct - was completed in October 2019.

The new building will house art and design, community services, IT and cyber security, foundation college and VCE and VCAL programs.

The old buildings - now seen as “not fit for purpose” - were used as a secondary and technical trade school before becoming home to Chisholm's art and design centre 20 years ago.

“Many of our past students have shared wonderful memories from their time at the Frankston campus, which have been gratefully received by our team,” Chisholm's campus services director, infrastructure and

AN artist’s impressions of how the new buildings will appear of the expanded Chisholm Institute at Frankston.

IT, Richard Pratten said.

“We hope that they look back in fondness for our old buildings and are excited to welcome the new facility which will give the next generation of students the cutting-edge learning experience that they also received when studying with us.”

Mr Patten said the new building would house student support services, including counselling “and equitable learning providing educational support for our students with disabilities”.

“There will also be dedicated wellbeing spaces, a student experience centre, a student hub, informal learning areas, food and beverage, retail, workspaces and a showcase gallery.

“We have been planning an increase in vocational educational opportunities for the residents of the region for several years, and the commencement of this second stage of development takes us one step closer to delivering on that vision.”

The completed first stage of the

three stage plan, known as the learning and innovation precinct, provides students with access to the latest technology, industry-led design and equipment, and working environments across several disciplines, including building trades, engineering, electrical and plumbing, early childhood education and care, nursing and allied health, hair, beauty and wellness.

Students have access to replica hospital wards, allied health rooms, replica early childhood centre spaces,

a working hair salon and day spa, and construction sites for trade training.

To learn more about the second stage design (by architects Gray Puksand) and planning from a panel of experts join one of the online town hall meetings at 6pm on Wednesday 29 September or 1pm Friday 1 October.

Register at eventbrite.com.au/e/ frankston-campus-redevelopmentproject- stage-two-community-forumtickets-170084420079

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Positive COVID-19 test results on the rise Stephen Taylor steve@baysidenews.com.au STAFF at vaccination centres at Rosebud and Seaford have returned the highest number of positive COVID-19 test results “since the start of the pandemic”.

Dr Sally Shaw said tests at the centres recorded 11 positive cases of the virus over the past two weeks – including five on Wednesday and four on Thursday.

She said no sites on the Mornington Peninsula had been added to the state government’s COVID-19 exposure site website website since 10 September, which meant possibly hundreds of exposure sites were not being listed.

“We have been fairly sheltered so far on the peninsula and have all worked very hard to keep our area COVID-19 free,” she said.

“Unfortunately, it has all caught up with us and, in the past week, we have had more positive results than in the first two years of the pandemic – even though we are all so sick of it.

“Now is the time to be vigilant.”

Dr Shaw said peninsula residents needed to step up and get tested.

“We never have a queue,” she said.

“When people do come to get tested because they feel unwell the symptoms are often a week old and they could have spread the virus anywhere.”

Dr Shaw said positive cases had been linked to the BP service station on Peninsula Link, Baxter, before

Get tested: Dr Sally Shaw at the Rosebud Respiratory Clinic last week. Picture: Yanni

arriving at Flinders, Rosebud and Boneo. This correlated with concerns that visitors were flocking to the peninsula in spite of the Chief Health Officer’s regulations banning travel of more than 10 kilometres (“COVID driving down to the peninsula” The Times 13/9/21).

“Anyone who walked into the BP [service station] and touched the counter in the next hour or so can take that contamination and spread it to their families, colleagues or friends,” Dr Shaw said.

“The Delta strain is more infectious than measles and the main symptom seems to be headache and tiredness.

Anyone with these symptoms or any respiratory issues should get a COVID-19 test.”

Dr Shaw said she had tested positive cases “who were quite well but just had symptoms of hay fever, such as sneezing, runny eyes or a dry throat”.

“By identifying people who are positive and keeping them isolated we will save hundreds of people from getting COVID-19,” she said.

Even patients who were double vaccinated could find the symptoms of COVID-19 “quite debilitating and take months to get over”.

“On top of this it will really impact your social life and your work life, so there are very good reasons to avoid the spread.”

Peninsula Vaccination Centres are at 1391 Point Nepean Arcade, Rosebud, call 0436 033 507 and 266-270 Seaford Road, Seaford, 0436 033 507.

Book online or call 0436 033 507.

A tale of two signs: Residents who were out and about in Mount Eliza last Satrurday (25 September) were confronted by mixed messages.

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Shooting suspect arrested after siege WANTED man Christopher Hillman was arrested late last week as part of an investigation into the fatal shooting of a 34-year-old Frankston man.

Heavily armed police swooped on the 43-year-old at a house in Sarno Court, Cranbourne, following a standoff, 11pm, Friday 24 September.

He was treated by paramedics at the scene and was under police guard in hospital over the weekend. He is expected to be interviewed by Homicide Squad detectives this week.

Two other people at the house at the

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time were not injured and left prior to the arrest.

Police had appealed for information on Hillman’s whereabouts following a fatal shooting in Rassay Court, Frankston, 9.30pm, Saturday 18 September.

Police say they are not looking for anyone else in relation to the incident.

Anyone with information is urged to contact Crime Stoppers 1800 333 000 or make a confidential report at crimestoppersvic.com.

The Guide TOP PICKS OF THE WEEK

MONDAY

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NINE, 9pm

THURSDAY

STONEHENGE: THE LOST CIRCLE REVEALED

SBS, 8.30pm

Professor Alice Roberts (pictured left) does some heavy lifting in this one-off special that promises to “rewrite the history of Stonehenge forever”. Thankfully, this illuminating documentary lives up to its promise; the palpable enthusiasm from Roberts and archaeologist Mike Parker Pearson is a delight, along with some stunning photography. Roberts follows Pearson’s decadelong effort to reveal a secret of Stonehenge’s bluestones.

FRIDAY

SUNDAY

AUSTRALIA UNCOVERED: THE TRUTH ABOUT ANXIETY WITH CELIA PACQUOLA

SBS, 8.30pm

COUNTRY HOUSE HUNTERS AUSTRALIA

Beloved ABC comedy Rosehaven finished for good after five seasons last month, but its star and co-creator, Celia Pacquola (pictured above), isn’t done sharing stories. The Have You Been Paying Attention? regular reveals a different side of herself in this endearing one-off documentary. Equal parts heartwarming and intimate, it’s a deep dive into the mental health condition more than three million Aussies deal with: anxiety.

NINE, 7.30pm

These days, aren’t we all country house hunters at heart? Whether we secretively imagine living in a country setting, or we just can’t get enough of stickybeaking, there is something in Country House Hunters for everyone. Host Catriona Rowntree (pictured right) is helping a couple relocate to beautiful Encounter Bay. After, the part-rural Victorian suburb of Langwarrin is Catriona’s destination.

Host Sophie Monk (pictured below) returns with her dry wit, megawatt smile and bombshell wardrobe for the third season of this reality dating bonanza, but the same can’t be said for the exotic island location – previous seasons have taken place in Mallorca and Fiji. In tonight’s return, the gaggle of singles heads to a villa in northern NSW where they hope to find a match and resist the temptation of new potential partners to win the public’s affection, and the $50,000 prize. It’s no small feat.

Sophie Monk hosts Love Island Australia.

Thursday, September 30 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Australian Story. (R) 10.30 Back To Nature. (Final, R) 11.00 How To Live Younger. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 1.30 Question Everything.

(R) 2.00 The Bletchley Circle: San Francisco.

(Mv, R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons. 4.05 The Repair Shop. (R) 5.05 Grand Designs Australia. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 9.30 Greek News. 10.30 German News. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 The Vikings Uncovered.

(PG, R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw.

(PG) 4.10 Walking Britain’s Lost Railways.

(PG, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 Kochie’s Business Builders. (R) 12.30 Coastwatch Oz. (PG, R) 1.00 The Chase. (R) 1.55 Women’s Test Cricket: Pre-Game Show. 2.30 Cricket.

Women’s Test Match. Australia v India. Day 1.

Afternoon session. From Metricon Stadium, Queensland. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.00 Travel Guides. (PGl, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.30 Entertainment Tonight. 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Left Off The Map. (R) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum.

6.55 Sammy J. (PG) 7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Foreign Correspondent. (Final) 8.30 Q+A. David Speers looks at mandatory vaccination.

9.35 Secrets Of The Museum: Epic Iran. The museum’s oldest teddy bear has a special visitor.

10.20 ABC Late News.

10.35 The Business. (R) 10.55 The Cult Of The Family. (Ma, R) 11.50 Capital. (Ms, R) 12.40 The Bletchley Circle: San Francisco. (Mv, R) 1.25 Play To Win: Game On. (Ml, R) 2.20 Rage.

(MA15+adhlnsv) 4.30 The Drum. (R) 5.25 Sammy J. (PG, R) 5.30 7.30. (R)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Walking Britain’s Lost Railways: Kent. (PG) 8.30 Stonehenge: The Lost Circle Revealed. (PG) Presented

by Professor Alice Roberts.

9.40 Miniseries: The Victim.

(MA15+) Part 3 of 4.

10.45 SBS World News Late.

11.15 Criminal Planet. (MA15+dv) 12.05 Mr Mercedes. (Return, MA15+) 2.25 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+alsv, R) 2.50 Futsal. FIFA Futsal World Cup. Second semi-final. 4.45 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGav) 8.30 Nurses. (Mam) The discovery of a lesion shatters the hopes of a young man on life support as he waits for a transplant.

9.30 Rose West And Myra Hindley: Their Untold Story. (MA15+av) The story of Rose West and Myra Hindley.

10.30 The Latest: Seven News.

11.00 To Be Advised.

12.15 Black-ish. (PGa) 12.45 The Jonathan Ross Show. (PGls, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 RBT. (Mdl) A look at police random breath test patrols.

8.30 MOVIE: London Has Fallen.

(2016, MA15+lv, R) Terrorists launch a concentrated attack on the leaders of the Western world who are gathering in London. Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart.

10.30 Nine News Late.

11.00 Chicago Med. (MA15+amv, R) 11.50 The Fix. (Ma, R) 12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition.

5.30 Today.

6.30 The Project. Special guests are The Script.

7.30 Making It Australia. Hosted

by Susie Youssef and Harley Breen.

8.30 Gogglebox. TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical TV shows.

9.30 To Be Advised.

10.30 Blue Bloods. (Ma, R) Frank takes a case to heart.

11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s

Programs. 7.15pm Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.30 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 9.10 Hard Quiz.

9.35 Question Everything. 10.10 Doctor Who. 11.10 That Pacific Sports Show. 11.40 You Can’t Ask That.

12.10am Micro Monsters. (Final) 1.00 30 Rock. 1.25 Reno 911! 1.45 Friday Night Dinner. 2.10 Rosehaven.

2.40 Mock The Week. 3.10 News Update. 3.15 Close. 5.00 Rainbow Chicks. 5.05 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Counter Space. 1.00 Most Expensivest.

2.30 What’s The Catch With Matthew Evans. 3.30 WorldWatch. 5.00 Takeshi’s Castle Indonesia.

5.30 Shortland Street. 6.00 Forged In Fire. 6.55 Jeopardy! 7.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

8.30 The Curse Of Oak Island. 10.10 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish. 11.00 The Feed. Midnight Late Programs.

7TWO (72) 6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Under The Hammer. 7.00 Auction Squad. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Mighty Ships. 3.00 Weekender.

3.30 Medical Emergency. 4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Father Brown. 8.30 Inspector Morse. 10.50 Murdoch Mysteries. 11.50 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries. 7.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping.

10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon As Time Goes By. 1.10 Days Of Our Lives. 2.05 The Young And The Restless. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow.

3.30 MOVIE: The Green Man. (1956) 5.10 Baby Chimp Rescue. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Death In Paradise. 8.40 MOVIE: The Zookeeper’s Wife. (2017, M) 11.10 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 Becker.

9.00 The Middle. 10.00 Frasier. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory. Noon The King Of Queens. 1.00 Becker. 2.00 Friends. 3.00 The King Of Queens.

4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 The Unicorn. 10.00 Seinfeld. 11.00 Late Programs.

N ITV (34) 6am Morning Programs.

1.50pm Message From Mungo. 3.00 Wapos Bay. 3.25 Bushwhacked! 3.50 Bino And Fino.

4.00 Mustangs FC. 4.30 Grace Beside Me. 5.00 Shortland Street. 5.30 Chefs’ Line. 6.00 Toa Hunter Gatherer. 6.30 Kriol Kitchen. 7.00 Our Stories. 7.20 NITV News Update. 7.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. 8.30 MOVIE: Da Sweet Blood Of Jesus.

(2014, MA15+) 10.40 Late Programs.

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Belle And Sebastian 3. (2017, PG, French) 6.40 Ragnarok.

(2013, PG, Norwegian) 8.30 Dil Dhadakne Do. (2015, PG, Hindi) 11.40 Tracks. (2013, M) 1.45pm Hacker. (2019, PG, Danish) 3.30 Mary And The Witch’s Flower. (2017, PG) 5.25 Kim Ji-Young, Born 1982. (2019, PG, Korean) 7.35 Edie. (2017, M) 9.30 Taxi Driver. (1976, MA15+) 11.35 Ip Man 2. (2010, M, Cantonese) 1.35am Late Programs.

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

1.30pm Mega Marine Machines. 2.30 Caught On Dashcam. 3.30 Storage Wars Canada. 4.00 Cricket.

Women’s Test Match. Aust v India. Afternoon session. 4.30 Lunch Break. 5.10 Cricket. Women’s Test Match. Aust v India. Late-afternoon session.

7.10 Tea Break. 7.30 Cricket. Women’s Test Match.

Aust v India. Evening session. 9.30 MOVIE: On Deadly Ground. (1994, MA15+) 11.35 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 Airwolf. 2.00 A1: Highway Patrol. 3.00 Malcolm. 4.00 3rd Rock From The Sun. 4.30 That ’70s Show. 5.00 Malcolm. 6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. 7.00 That ’70s Show. 7.30 Survivor 41. 8.30 MOVIE: A Simple Favour. (2018, M) 10.45 MOVIE: Margot At The Wedding. (2007, M) 12.35am Love Island USA. 1.35 3rd Rock From The Sun. 2.05 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Mega Mechanics. 9.00 Diagnosis Murder.

10.00 JAG. Noon Demolition Down Under. 1.00 Star Trek. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Hawaii Five-0.

10.30 SEAL Team. (Final) 11.30 FBI. 12.30am Home Shopping. 2.00 Elementary. 3.00 NCIS. 4.00 Hawaii Five-0.

CONSUMER ADVICE (P) Pre-school (C) Children (PG) Parental Guidance Recommended (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (R) Repeat (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence.

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Friday, October 1 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Q+A. (R) 11.05 Grand Designs: The Street. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Foreign Correspondent. (Final, R) 1.30 That Pacific Sports Show. (R) 2.00 The Capture. (Final, Mlv, R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons.

4.05 The Repair Shop. (R) 5.05 Grand Designs Australia. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Diversity Theatre Project.

(PG) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (PG, R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.10 Walking Britain’s Lost Railways. (R) 5.00 Jeopardy!

(PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 House Of Wellness. (PG) 1.00 The Chase. (R) 2.00 Women’s Test Cricket: Pre-Game Show.

2.30 Cricket. Women’s Test Match. Australia v India. Day 2. Afternoon session.

4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 Global Citizen Live.

2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R) Hosted by Eddie McGuire.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Left Off The Map. (R) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.

(PGa) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 Gardening Australia. Sophie Thomson visits an edible garden.

8.30 Miniseries: Des. (Mal) Part 2 of 3.

With limited resources, Jay and the police continue to dig into Nilsen’s memories.

9.20 Miniseries: Capital.

(Ml, R) Part 2 of 4.

10.10 You Can’t Ask That: Carnies And Show People. (Ml, R) 10.40 ABC Late News.

10.55 The Vaccine. (R) 11.10 Question Everything. (R) 11.40 Frayed. (MA15+l, R) 12.30 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Curse Of The Mummy. (PG) Archaeologists search for mummies.

8.30 World’s Most Extraordinary Homes: Israel. (Final, PG) Piers Taylor and Caroline Quentin visit Israel.

9.35 Inside Marks & Spencer. (PG, R) An inside look at Marks & Spencer.

10.25 SBS World News Late.

10.55 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mls, R) 11.50 The Eagle. (Return, MA15+av) 4.05 Huang’s World. (Mal, R) 4.55 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Better Homes And Gardens.

Adam meets a teenage blacksmith.

8.30 MOVIE: Crazy Rich Asians.

(2018, Ml, R) A university professor gets a shock when she agrees to attend a wedding in Singapore with her boyfriend where she will meet his family for the first time, only to discover they are one of the richest in the country. Constance Wu, Henry Golding, Michelle Yeoh.

11.00 To Be Advised.

1.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Mav, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 5.00 NBC Today.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Country House Hunters Australia. Hosted by Catriona Rowntree.

8.30 MOVIE: Catch Me If You Can. (2002, Ml, R) An FBI agent spends years chasing a young con man who amasses millions in fraudulent cheques. Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken.

11.20 MOVIE: The Founder.

(2016, Ml) A salesman starts a chain restaurant. Michael Keaton.

1.20 Explore. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Global Shop. (R) 4.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 A Current Affair. (R)

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.

7.30 The Living Room. (PG) Lifestyle program.

8.30 To Be Advised.

9.30 The Graham Norton Show.

(Ml, R) Graham chats with Daniel Kaluuya, Sienna Miller, Adrian Lester, Mayim Bialik and Marcus Bridstocke.

11.00 Becky Lucas: Live At Enmore Cafe. (MA15+ls, R) A stand-up performance by Becky Lucas.

12.00 The Project. (R) 1.00 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R)

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Hard Quiz. 8.30 MOVIE: Philomena.

(2013, M) 10.05 Gruen. 10.45 Doctor Who. 11.50 Art Works. 12.15am Brush With Fame. 12.45 Live At The Apollo. 1.35 QI. 2.05 30 Rock. 2.25 Reno 911!

2.50 Friday Night Dinner. 3.15 Rosehaven. 3.40 Mock The Week. 4.15 Close. 5.00 Rainbow Chicks.

5.05 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon RocKwiz. 12.50 Black Lives Matter: A Global Reckoning. 1.40 Rise Up. 2.30 Over The Black Dot. 3.30 WorldWatch. 5.00 Takeshi’s Castle Indonesia. 5.35 Shortland Street. 6.05 Forged In Fire. 6.55 Jeopardy! 7.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Hoarders. 9.20 Monica And Sex. 10.25 Hunters. 11.15 News. 11.40 MOVIE: American Honey. (2016, MA15+) 2.40am Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs.

8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute.

9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Better Homes. 3.30 Medical Emergency. 4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Border Security: International. 8.30 My Impossible House.

9.30 Selling Houses Australia. 10.30 Charlie Luxton’s Homes By The Sea. 11.40 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop: Home Shopping. 7.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries. 7.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Animal Tales. 1.00 Days Of Our Lives. 1.55 The Young And The Restless.

2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: Crooks Anonymous. (1962) 5.10 Baby Chimp Rescue. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 To Be Advised. 11.00 Heartbeat. 1am TV Shop: Home Shopping.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Seinfeld. 8.00 Becker.

9.00 The Middle. 10.00 Frasier. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory. Noon The King Of Queens. 1.00 Becker. 1.30 Seinfeld. 2.30 The Unicorn. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 MOVIE: Armageddon. (1998, M) 12.30am Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

1.30pm Mega Marine Machines. 2.30 Timbersports.

3.00 Caught On Dashcam. 3.30 Storage Wars Canada.

4.00 Cricket. Women’s Test Match. Aust v India.

Afternoon session. 4.30 Lunch Break. 5.10 Cricket.

Women’s Test Match. Aust v India. Late-afternoon session.

7.10 Tea Break. 7.30 Cricket. Women’s Test Match. Aust v India. Evening session. 9.30 MOVIE: The Transporter Refueled. (2015, MA15+) 11.30 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 Airwolf. 2.00 A1: Highway Patrol. 3.00 Malcolm. 3.30 The Nanny.

4.00 3rd Rock From The Sun. 4.30 That ’70s Show.

5.00 Malcolm. 5.30 MOVIE: Spy Kids 2: Island Of Lost Dreams. (2002, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: The Terminator. (1984, M) 9.40 MOVIE: Species. (1995, MA15+) 11.50 Malcolm. 12.20am Urbex: Enter At Your Own Risk. 1.20 The Horn. 2.20 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Motor Racing. Formula 1. Race 15. Russian Grand Prix. Highlights. 9.00 Diagnosis Murder.

10.00 JAG. Noon Truck Hunters. 1.00 Star Trek.

3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. 11.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.30am Home Shopping. 2.00 Elementary. 3.00 JAG. 4.00 NCIS. 5.00 Diagnosis Murder.

6am Morning Programs.

2pm On The Road. 3.00 Wapos Bay. 3.25 Bushwhacked! 3.50 Bino And Fino. 4.00 Mustangs FC. 4.30 Grace Beside Me. 5.00 Shortland Street.

5.30 Chefs’ Line. 6.00 Toa Hunter Gatherer. 6.30 Foreign Flavours. 7.00 NITV News: Nula. 7.30 Red Dirt Riders. 7.45 MOVIE: Mosley. (2019, PG) 9.25 First Nations Bedtime Stories. 9.35 She Who Must Be Loved. 11.15 Late Programs.

Mary And The Witch’s Flower. (2017, PG) 7.00 Kim Ji-Young, Born 1982. (2019, PG, Korean) 9.10 Ragnarok. (2013, PG, Norwegian) 11.00 Frankie.

(2019, M) 12.55pm The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus. (2009, PG) 3.15 Mary Shelley. (2017, PG) 5.30 The Lunchbox. (2013, PG, Hindi) 7.30 Night Train To Lisbon. (2013, M) 9.35 American Beauty.

(1999, MA15+) 11.50 Late Programs.

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Saturday, October 2 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast.

10.00 Rage. (PG) 12.00 ABC News At Noon.

12.30 Grand Designs: The Street. (Final, R) 1.20 Restoration Australia. (PG, R) 2.25 The School That Tried To End Racism. (PG, R) 3.25 Further Back In Time For Dinner. (PG, R) 4.40 Landline.

5.10 Rick Stein’s Road To Mexico. (PG, R) 6.15 The Repair Shop. (R) A barometer clock gets restored.

7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories.

7.30 Grantchester. (Return, PG) A much-needed summer break at a holiday resort takes an unexpected turn for Will and Geordie.

8.20 Shetland. (Malv, R) After a severed hand washes up on a beach, DI Jimmy Perez and his team investigate.

9.20 Fires. (Mal, R) Lighting strikes start what is to become a treacherous summer for a pair of young volunteer firefighters.

10.10 Miniseries: Mrs Wilson.

(Ma, R) Part 1 of 3.

11.05 Rage. (PG) Music video clips.

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 2.05 Motorcycle Racing. FIM Superbike World Championship. Round 9.

Highlights. 3.00 Australia’s Forgotten Islands.

(PG, R) 4.00 Rosemary’s Way. (PG) 5.30 The Battle Of Normandy. (PGavw, R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Celebrity Letters And Numbers.

(Premiere) Hosted by Michael Hing.

8.35 Battle Of Britain: 3 Days To Save The UK. (M) Part 2 of 3.

9.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mals, R) Hosted by Jimmy Carr.

11.20 MOVIE: The Extraordinary Journey Of The Fakir.

(2018, Mlv, R, Belgium) 1.00 The Twinning Reaction. (PGal, R) 3.00 Child Of Our Time: Turning 20. (PGa, R) 4.05 7 Up And Me. (PG, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature.

5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise.

10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 Horse Racing. Epsom Day and Turnbull Stakes Day. 5.00 Seven News At 5.

5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG) Narrated by Grant Bowler.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 MOVIE: Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone. (2001, PGh, R) An 11-year-old boy learns he is a wizard.

Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint.

10.00 MOVIE: X-Men. (2000, Mhv, R) Two groups of mutants struggle for supremacy, one trying to save humanity, the other trying to change it. Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart.

12.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Mv, R) Daisy and Melinda turn to Robin for help.

3.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Get Clever. (R) 5.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R)

6.00 Animal Tales. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Today.

10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Rivals. 12.30 Destination WA. (R) 1.00 Cybershack. (PG) 1.40 The Block. (PGl, R) 3.10 The Block. (PGl, R) 4.30 The Garden Gurus.

5.00 News: First At Five.

5.30 Getaway. (PG) 6.00 Nine News Saturday.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 MOVIE: Bumblebee. (2018, Mv) A transformer befriends a teenage girl. Hailee Steinfeld, John Cena.

9.45 MOVIE: Pacific Rim: Uprising.

(2018, Mv, R) A once-promising robot pilot is given one last chance to become a hero when giant monsters threaten the world. John Boyega, Scott Eastwood.

11.50 Pearson. (Malv) 12.45 Explore: Treetop Estate. (PG, R) 1.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Wesley Impact With Stu Cameron. (PG)

6am Morning Programs. 7.30 Escape Fishing.

(R) 8.00 4x4 Adventures. (R) 9.00 Taste Of Australia. (R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 The Living Room. (PG, R) 1.00 The Dog House UK. (PG, R) 2.00 Everyday Gourmet. (R) 2.30 Jamie’s Easy Meals For Every Day. (R) 3.00 What’s Up Down Under. 3.30 Roads Less Travelled. (PG, R) 4.00 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.30 Taste Of Australia. (R) 5.00 News.

6.00 Jamie’s Easy Meals For Every Day. Jamie Oliver reinvents family favourites.

6.30 Bondi Rescue. (PGl, R) The lifeguards push each other to their limits.

7.00 The Dog House UK. (PG, R) Dogs are matched with companions.

9.00 Ambulance. (Mad, R) The North West Ambulance Service answer more than 18,000 calls across a hot May bank holiday weekend.

10.00 FBI. (Mv, R) Maggie and OA tackle a drug ring.

11.00 NCIS. (M, R) A US Marine officer is murdered.

1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 Hour Of Power.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Sir Mouse. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Live At The Apollo. 9.15 The Stand Up Sketch Show. 9.40 Sammy J. 9.45 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 10.25 Ghosts. 10.55 This Time With Alan Partridge. 11.30 Would I Lie To You? Midnight Unprotected Sets. 12.20 Michael McIntyre: Happy And Glorious. 1.15 Fresh Blood. 1.45 Review With Myles Barlow. 3.15 Close. 5.00 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Letterkenny. 1.30 Coronavirus In The Navajo Nation. 2.00 VICE Investigates. 3.00 Insight. 4.00 WorldWatch. 5.25 Celebrity Mastermind. 6.30 The Bee Whisperer. (Premiere) 7.30 Brooklyn NineNine. 8.30 The X-Files. 10.10 Flowergirl. 10.30 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Paris-Roubaix. Women’s race. 1am Climate Crisis: Make The World Greta Again. 1.40 France 24. 3.00 Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs.

12.30pm Sydney Weekender. 1.00 House Of Wellness. 2.00 Animal Rescue. 2.30 Jabba’s School Holiday Movies. 3.00 MOVIE: Oh, God! (1977, PG) 5.00 Horse Racing. Epsom Day and Turnbull Stakes Day. 5.30 Charlie Luxton’s Homes By The Sea. 6.30 Martin Clunes: Islands Of Australia. 7.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Newstyle Direct. 6.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.00 Tennis. Laver Cup. Highlights. 11.00 My Favorite Martian. 11.30 Global Roaming. 12.30pm MOVIE: Beachhead. (1954, PG) 2.25 MOVIE: Pony Express. (1953, PG) 4.30 Rugby Union. The Rugby Championship. Australia v Argentina. 7.00 The Rugby Championship PostMatch. 7.30 To Be Advised. 1am TV Shop: Home Shopping.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens.

8.00 Becker. 9.00 The Middle. 10.00 Frasier.

10.30 To Be Advised. 2.05pm The Neighborhood.

3.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.45 2 Broke Girls. 10.45 The Conners. 11.45 The Big Bang Theory. 12.10am Home Shopping. 1.40 Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. (Final) 3.30 Friends. 4.30 Home Shopping.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

1pm Blokesworld. 1.30 The Food Dude. 2.00 Women’s Test Cricket: Pre-Game Show. 2.30 Cricket. Women’s Test Match. Aust v India.

Afternoon session. 4.30 Lunch Break. 5.10 Cricket.

Women’s Test Match. Aust v India. Late-afternoon session. 7.10 Tea Break. 7.30 Cricket. Women’s Test Match. Aust v India. Evening session. 9.30 MOVIE: Collateral Damage. (2002, M) 11.50 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

1.30pm Malcolm. 2.30 Liquid Science. 3.30 MOVIE: Coneheads. (1993, PG) 5.15 MOVIE: The Benchwarmers. (2006, PG) 7.00 MOVIE: Instant Family. (2018, PG) 9.20 MOVIE: The Change-Up. (2011, MA15+) 11.30 Malcolm. Midnight Young, Dumb And Banged Up In The Sun. 1.00 Mexican Dynasties. 3.00 Power Rangers Dino Fury. 3.30 Thunderbirds. 4.30 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

9.00 The Doctors. 10.00 Diagnosis Murder. Noon JAG. 2.00 One Strange Rock. 3.00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 4.00 Truck Hunters. 4.30 iFish.

5.00 Reel Action. 5.30 Scorpion. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: New Orleans. 10.20 Blue Bloods. 11.20 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 1.10am 48 Hours. 3.10 NCIS: Los Angeles. 4.05 The Doctors. 5.00 Home Shopping.

6am Morning Programs.

11.55 Bamay. 1pm Rugby League. Queensland Murri Carnival. 2.00 Cricket. NT Twenty20. 5.00 Indian Country Today. 5.30 APTN National News. 6.00 NITV News: Nula. 6.30 Going Places. 7.30 NITV News Update. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 MOVIE: Queen Of The Damned. (2002) 10.15 The Infinite Race. 11.35 Late Programs.

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The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus. (2009, PG) 6.20 The Lunchbox. (2013, PG, Hindi) 8.20 Boychoir. (2014, PG) 10.15 Mary Shelley. (2017, PG) 12.30pm The Nightingale. (2013, Mandarin) 2.25 Kim Ji-Young, Born 1982. (2019, PG, Korean) 4.35 Mosley. (2019, PG) 6.25 Master Cheng: A Spice For Life. (2019, PG) 8.30 The Godfather. (1972, MA15+) 11.45 Late Programs.

Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News – TV Guide

29 September 2021

Sunday, October 3 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast.

9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Offsiders. 10.30 World This Week. (R) 11.00 Compass. (PG, R) 11.30 Praise. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 Landline. 1.30 Gardening Aust. (R) 2.30 Rick Stein’s Road To Mexico. (PG, R) 3.30 Todd Sampson’s Life On The Line. (PG, R) 4.00 Secrets Of The Museum. (R) 5.00 Art Works.

(PG, R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow. (PG)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 France 24 English News Morning Second Edition. 1.00 Speedweek. 3.00 Motorcycle Racing. FIM Superbike World Championship.

Round 10. Highlights. 3.55 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 4.00 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 4.30 The Lost Season. 5.40 The Buildings That Fought Hitler. (PG, R)

6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise.

10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) 1.00 Beach Cops. (PG, R) 1.30 Border Security: America’s Front Line. (PG, R) 2.00 MOVIE: Viva Las Vegas. (1964, G, R) Elvis Presley, Ann-Margret, Cesare Danova. 4.00 Better Homes And Gardens. (R) 5.00 Seven News At 5. 5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R)

6.00 Animal Tales. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 Sports Sunday. (PG) 11.00 NRL Sunday Footy Show. (PG) 1.00 Grand Final Day. 1.15 Rugby League. QRL. Intrust Super Cup. First preliminary final. 3.05 Grand Final Day. 3.45 Rugby League. QRL. Intrust Super Cup. Second preliminary final. From Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane.

5.35 Grand Final Day.

6am Morning Programs. 7.30 Joel Osteen.

8.00 Roads Less Travelled. (PGa, R) 8.30 Waltzing Jimeoin. (PGl, R) 9.00 Destination Dessert. 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 To Be Advised.

1.10 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 1.30 Healthy Homes Aust. 2.00 Everyday Gourmet. (R) 2.30 My Market Kitchen. (R) 3.00 GCBC. (R) 3.30 Roads Less Travelled. 4.00 Waltzing Jimeoin.

(PG) 4.30 Taste Of Australia. 5.00 News.

6.30 Back Roads: Woolgoolga, NSW. (R) Heather Ewart explores Woolgoolga.

7.00 ABC News Sunday.

7.40 Restoration Australia: Lyons. Hosted by Anthony Burke.

8.40 Fires. (Mal) Dairy farmers must deal with the aftermath of the fire and the destruction of their homestead.

9.35 We Hunt Together. (Madlv) Lola and Jackson find one thing they can agree on after interviewing Freddy.

10.25 Les Norton. (Malv, R) Les gets his chance at his big rugby league debut.

11.10 Silent Witness. (MA15+av, R) 12.10 China’s Artful Dissident. (Malv, R) 1.10 Pine Gap. (Ml, R) 3.10 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 5.00 Insiders. (R)

6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Inside Central Station: Rain.

(M) Narrated by Shane Jacobson.

8.30 Australia Uncovered: The Truth About Anxiety With Celia Pacquola. (M) Actor Celia Pacquola shares her experiences with anxiety to help others through their own mental health battles.

9.30 Scotland: 1000 Years Of History.

(PGal, R) Narrated by John Hannah.

11.10 24 Hours In Emergency. (Ma, R) 12.05 MOVIE: Food Fighter.

(2018, Ml, R, Australia) 1.40 Blitzed: Nazis On Drugs. (PG, R) 2.50 Sinkholes: Deadly Drops. (Ml, R) 3.40 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 3.50 Futsal. FIFA Futsal World Cup. Grand final.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Homicide: With Ron Iddles: Terry Floyd. (PGa) 8.05 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG) Border Force stops two brothers from Thailand.

8.35 Miniseries: Manhunt: The Night Stalker. (Malv) Part 3 of 4.

9.40 MOVIE: Ladies In Black.

(2018, PGl, R) A young woman learns about life and love. Angourie Rice.

12.00 Orange Is The New Brown. (Mls, R) 1.00 Idris Elba Meets Paul McCartney. (PGa, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

6.30 NRL Grand Final Pre-Match Entertainment.

7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Grand Final.

9.30 NRL Grand Final Post-Match.

The commentary team provide views, opinions, analysis and post-match interviews from the NRL Grand Final.

10.30 Nine News Late.

11.00 The First 48: Soldier Down/ Blood Vendetta. (Ma) 12.00 Cold Case: New Leads Wanted. (PGa, R) 1.00 Rivals. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition.

5.30 Today.

6.30 The Sunday Project.

A look at the day’s news.

7.30 The Masked Singer Australia.

Hosted by Osher Günsberg.

8.30 FBI. (Return) After a young woman is killed on her way home from a lavish yacht party, the team investigates.

9.30 FBI: Most Wanted.

(Return, MA15+sv) A local FBI case involving two murdered women turns into a manhunt for a crime lord.

10.30 FBI: International. (Premiere) An FBI team pursues a fugitive in Croatia.

11.30 FBI. (Mv, R) 12.30 The Sunday Project. (R) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Sir Mouse. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Compass. 8.30 Louis Theroux: Miami Mega Jail. 9.30 The School That Tried To End Racism. 10.30 Queen: Days Of Our Lives.

11.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 12.20am Unprotected Sets. 12.40 Review With Myles Barlow.

1.10 Michael McIntyre: Happy And Glorious. 2.05 Close. 5.00 Rainbow Chicks. 5.05 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon MOVIE: The Man Who Killed Don Quixote.

(2018, M) 2.30 The Carmichael Show. 2.55 Munchies Guide To Wales. 3.40 Munchies Guide To Washington.

4.30 WorldWatch. 5.00 The Point. 5.30 Brother.

5.40 Welcome To Country. 5.50 Underground Worlds.

6.40 Planet Expedition. 7.40 The UnXplained. 8.30 Corruption, Cocaine And Murder In Trinidad. 9.00 Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs.

10.00 House Of Wellness. 11.00 The Great Australian Doorstep. 11.30 Caravan & Camping WA. Noon Escape To The Country. 1.00 My Road To Adventure. 1.30 DVine Living. 2.15 MOVIE: Gone With The Wind. (1939, PG) 7.00 Border Security.

8.30 Chris Tarrant’s Extreme Railway Journeys.

9.30 Mighty Trains. 10.30 Coastal Railways With Julie Walters. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

7.30 In Touch. 8.00 Beyond Today. 8.30 The Incredible Journey. 9.00 TV Shop. 10.00 MOVIE: Lease Of Life. (1954) Noon Getaway. 12.30 MOVIE: Some People. (1962) 2.30 MOVIE: Flight From Ashiya. (1964, PG) 4.40 MOVIE: Alexander The Great. (1956, PG) 7.30 Agatha Raisin. 8.30 Coroner.

9.30 Chicago P.D. 10.30 Chicago Fire. 11.30 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am Seatbelt Psychic.

7.00 The Neighborhood. 8.00 The Middle. 9.00 Neighbours. 11.00 To Be Advised. 1.30pm Jamie’s Easy Meals For Every Day. 2.00 The Dog House UK. 3.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 The Neighborhood. 9.30 2 Broke Girls. 11.30 Mom. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.00 The 74th Annual Tony Awards. 5.00 Home Shopping.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 1pm Hook, Line And Sinker. 2.00 Fishing. Austn C’ships. Trans Tasman Cup. Replay. From Qld. 2.30 Merv Hughes Fishing.

3.00 Women’s Test Cricket: Pre-Game Show. 3.30 Cricket.

Women’s Test Match. Aust v India. Afternoon session.

5.30 Lunch Break. 6.10 Cricket. Women’s Test Match.

Aust v India. Late-afternoon session. 8.10 Tea Break.

8.30 Cricket. Women’s Test Match. Aust v India. Evening session. 10.30 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

8.00 MOVIE: Barbie And Chelsea The Lost Birthday. (2021) 9.20 Children’s Programs. 1.30pm Rivals. 2.00 Peaking. 2.45 Soapbox Racing. Red Bull Series. Replay. 3.45 Race Across The World.

5.00 MOVIE: The Nutty Professor. (1996, PG) 7.00 MOVIE: Evolution. (2001, PG) 9.00 MOVIE: Transformers: Age Of Extinction. (2014, M) 12.15am Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Morning Programs.

9.00 Snap Happy. 9.30 Escape Fishing. 10.00 Roads Less Travelled. 10.30 The Doctors. 11.30 Scorpion. 1.30pm Bondi Rescue. 2.00 The Offroad Adventure Show. 3.00 All 4 Adventure. 4.00 Socceroos: Road To Qatar. 4.30 What’s Up Down Under. 5.00 I Fish. 5.30 Bondi Rescue. 6.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 9.25 NCIS: Los Angeles. 10.20 48 Hours. 11.20 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

12.30pm Motor Racing. Dakar Rally. Stage 1.

Highlights. 1.00 Rugby Union. WA Premier Grade.

2.30 Football. NT Women’s Premier League. 4.30 Ice Hockey. SA Premier League. 5.45 African News. 6.00 NITV News: Nula. 6.30 Artefact. 7.30 NITV News Update. 7.40 First Australians. 8.50 Homeland Story. 10.20 Heritage Fight. 12.10am Late Programs.

Morning Programs. 8.20 The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus. (2009, PG) 10.40 Master Cheng: A Spice For Life. (2019, PG) 12.45pm The Lunchbox.

(2013, PG, Hindi) 2.45 Boychoir. (2014, PG) 4.40 The Nightingale. (2013, Mandarin) 6.35 Chalet Girl.

(2011, PG) 8.30 The Kindergarten Teacher. (2018) 10.20 Border. (2018, MA15+, Swedish) 12.25am Late Programs.

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NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Landline. (R) 11.00 Restoration Australia. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon.

1.00 Grantchester. (PG, R) 2.00 Miniseries: Des. (Mal, R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons.

4.05 The Repair Shop. (R) 5.05 Grand Designs Australia. (R) 6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Australian Story.

8.30 Four Corners. Investigative journalism program.

9.15 Media Watch. (PG) Hosted by Paul Barry.

9.35 China Tonight. A look at current affairs from China.

10.05 Road To Now. (PG, R) 11.05 ABC Late News. 11.20 The Business. (R) 11.35 The School That Tried To End Racism.

(PG, R) 12.35 We Hunt Together. (Madlv, R) 1.20 Doing It In Public: The Kaldor Projects.

(PG, R) 2.20 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 9.30 Greek News. 10.30 German News. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 Al Jazeera News. 2.00 Inside Central Station.

(M, R) 3.00 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 3.30 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG, R) 4.00 The Supervet. (PG) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Hindenburg: Ten Mistakes. (M) 8.30 Secret Scotland: Isles Of Lewis And Harris. (Final, PG) Susan Calman heads to Lewis and Harris.

9.25 24 Hours In Emergency: Lasting Legacy. (M) 10.20 SBS World News Late. 10.50 Outlier.

(Final, Mal) 11.40 An Ordinary Woman. (Maln, R) 2.35 MOVIE: The September Issue. (2009, Ml, R) Anna Wintour. 4.10 VICE Guide To Film.

(Mlv, R) 4.40 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 4.50 Destination Flavour Down Under Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature.

5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Sunrise.

10.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Stop The Wedding. (2016, PG) 2.00 To Be Advised.

3.00 The Chase.

4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGas) 7.30 SAS Australia. (Malv) The recruits are pitted against each other.

8.30 MOVIE: Deadpool.

(2016, MA15+sv, R) A mutant hunts for the person who conducted rogue experiments on him, leaving him scarred and with healing powers. Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein.

10.45 The Latest: Seven News.

11.15 Station 19. (Ma) 12.15 The Passage. (Mhv, R) 1.15 The Real Seachange. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 Explore.

12.10 MOVIE: The Pink Panther 2. (2009, PGsv, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam. 9.00 Love Island Australia.

(Return, Mls) Aussie singles head to a luxurious villa in northern NSW where they hope to find a match.

10.30 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.

11.00 The Arrangement. (Malsv) 12.00 New Amsterdam. (Mam, R) 1.00 A Current Affair. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 Bold. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, R) 1.00 To Be Advised.

2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Freshly Picked With Simon Toohey. (Return) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.

(PGa) 5.00 10 News First.

6.30 The Project.

7.30 The Masked Singer Australia.

Hosted by Osher Günsberg.

8.30 Have You Been Paying Attention? (Malns) Celebrity panelists compete to see who can remember the most about events of the week.

9.30 Just For Laughs. (MA15+ls, R) Guests include comedians Matt Okine, Nikki Osborne and Ivan Decker.

10.00 Rhys Nicholson: Live At Darlinghurst Theatre. (MA15+ls, R) A performance by Rhys Nicholson.

11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Attenborough And The Empire Of The Ants. 9.25 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 10.15 Doctor Who. 11.15 To Be Advised.

11.55 How To Live Younger. 12.55am Escape From The City. 1.55 QI. 2.25 30 Rock. 3.05 Reno 911! 3.30 Friday Night Dinner. 3.55 Rosehaven. 4.20 News Update. 4.25 Close. 5.00 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Gymnastics. 2020 FIG Trampoline World Cup. H’lights. 1.30 Gymnastics. 2020 American Cup FIG Individual All-Around World Cup. H’lights. 3.00 Munchies Guide To Northern England. 3.50 WorldWatch. 5.15 Takeshi’s Castle Indonesia. 5.45 Shortland Street. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.00 Jeopardy! 7.30 News. 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Taskmaster. 9.20 Hypothetical. 10.05 Late Programs.

7TWO (72)

6am Morning Programs.

8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. 10.30 My Road To Adventure. 11.00 Coastal Railways With Julie Walters. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Mighty Trains. 3.00 Sydney Weekender. 3.30 Medical Emergency. 4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. 10.30 Cold Case. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo.

7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz.

10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Agatha Raisin. 1.00 Days Of Our Lives. 1.55 The Young And The Restless. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow.

3.20 MOVIE: Blue Murder At St Trinian’s. (1957) 5.10 Baby Chimp Rescue. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow.

7.30 Poirot. 8.40 Agatha Christie’s Marple. 10.40 Law & Order: Criminal Intent. 11.40 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Big Bang Theory. 7.00 Friends. 9.30 The Middle. 11.00 The Unicorn. 11.30 The Neighborhood. 12.30pm Seatbelt Psychic. 1.30 The Big Bang Theory. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier.

6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 The Unicorn. 11.30 The Conners. Midnight Shopping.

1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73)

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 Airwolf. 2.00 A1: Highway Patrol. 3.00 Malcolm. 4.00 Children’s Programs. 5.00 Malcolm. 6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. 7.00 That ’70s Show. 7.30 RBT. 8.30 MOVIE: Man On Fire. (2004, MA15+) 11.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. Midnight State Of Affairs. 1.00 Westside. 2.00 A1: Highway Patrol.

3.00 Adv Time. 3.30 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Motorcycle Racing.

MotoGP. Race 15. Grand Prix of the Americas.

Continued. 7.15 Socceroos: Road To Qatar. 7.45 iFish. 8.10 The Doctors. 10.00 JAG. Noon Mega Mechanics. 1.00 Star Trek. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder.

5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 11.15 Blue Bloods. 12.10am Home Shopping. 2.10 Motorcycle Racing. MotoGP. Race 15. Grand Prix of the Americas. Replay. 4.00 NCIS. 5.00 The Doctors.

6am Morning Programs.

2.10pm Bamay. 2.30 Nyami Ngaarlu-Gundi Woman Of The Water. 3.00 Jarjums. 5.00 Shortland Street.

5.30 Chefs’ Line. 6.00 The 77 Percent. 6.30 Foreign Flavours. 7.00 Our Stories. 7.20 News. 7.30 Road Open. 7.40 Through The Wormhole. 8.30 Karla Grant Presents. 9.00 Cold Justice. 9.30 Fifth Estate: Death In Thunder Bay. 9.55 News. 10.05 Late Programs.

Boychoir. Continued. (2014, PG) 7.40 Master Cheng: A Spice For Life. (2019, PG) 9.45 The Nightingale.

(2013, Mandarin) 11.40 Mosley. (2019, PG) 1.30pm The Red Balloon. (1956, French) 2.10 Chalet Girl.

(2011, PG) 4.00 Moomins On The Riviera. (2014, PG) 5.30 Gagarin. (2013, PG, Russian) 7.35 Brick Lane. (2007, M) 9.30 Sweet Country. (2017, M) 11.35 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

1.30pm Mega Marine Machines. 2.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Winton SuperSprint.

H’lights. 3.30 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Round 8. Winton SuperSprint.

Highlights. 4.30 7th Gear. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 American Pickers. 8.30 MOVIE: Sudden Impact.

(1983, MA15+) 11.00 Late Programs.

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Tuesday, October 5 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Four Corners. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Shetland. (Malv, R) 2.00 The Bletchley Circle: San Francisco. (PG, R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons.

4.10 Escape From The City. (PG, R) 5.10 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour.

2.00 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 2.05 The Story Of The Songs. (R) 3.00 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG, R) 4.10 Walking Britain’s Lost Railways. (R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise.

9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: A Deadly Connection. (2017, M) 2.00 To Be Advised.

3.00 The Chase.

4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.30 Getaway. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Freshly Picked With Simon Toohey. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.05 The Greek Islands With Julia Bradbury: Crete. (Premiere) Julia Bradbury explores the Greek Islands.

8.30 The School That Tried To End Racism. (PG) Part 3 of 3.

9.30 How To Live Younger: Food. Part 3 of 3.

10.35 ABC Late News. 10.50 The Business.

(R) 11.05 Q+A. (R) 12.10 China Tonight. (R) 12.40 The Cult Of The Family. (Ma, R) 1.40 The Bletchley Circle: San Francisco. (Mv, R) 2.25 Candidate Games: Battlefield Perth. (R) 2.55 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum.

(R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Great Alaskan Railroad Journeys: Talkeetna To Juneau. (R) 8.30 Insight. Presented by Kumi Taguchi.

9.30 Dateline. Takes a look at the Sherpa women.

10.00 The Feed.

10.30 SBS World News Late.

11.00 The Point. (R) 11.30 Cacciatore: The Hunter. (MA15+alsv) 12.40 The A Word. (Mals, R) 4.10 Huang’s World. (Ml, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGs) 7.30 SAS Australia. (Malv) The recruits are put through a driving mission.

8.30 Australia: Now And Then.

(Madln) Part 4 of 4. Shane Jacobson and a panel take a look at which generation of Aussies are the biggest rebels.

9.30 S.W.A.T. (Mav) The team searches for a link between the victims of a lone gunman targeting women.

10.30 The Latest: Seven News.

11.00 Station 19. (Ma) 12.00 The Real Dirty Dancing. (PGals, R) 1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam. 8.40 Love Island Australia. (Mls) The adventurous singles continue their quest to find a romantic match in northern NSW. 9.55 Travel Guides. (PGl, R) Ordinary Australians review Bali.

10.55 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.

11.25 Reverie. (Mav) 12.10 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.00 A Current Affair. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.

7.30 The Masked Singer Australia.

(Final) Hosted by Osher Günsberg.

8.30 The Cheap Seats. (Mal) Presenters Melanie Bracewell and Tim McDonald take a look at the week that was.

9.25 NCIS. (Mv, R) The discovery of two bodies in a forest leads the team into the world of modern-day treasure hunting.

10.25 NCIS: Los Angeles. (Mv, R) Nell sends Sam to meet an informant.

11.25 The Project. (R) 12.25 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. 9.10 Ghosts.

9.40 This Time With Alan Partridge. 10.10 Frayed.

10.55 Doctor Who. 12.10am The Games. (Final) 12.40 Superwog. 1.00 Please Like Me. 1.25 W1A. 2.00 30 Rock. 2.40 Reno 911! 3.00 Friday Night Dinner. 3.25 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (Final) 4.05 News Update. 4.10 Close. 5.00 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Figure Skating. 2019 ISU Grand Prix. Replay.

2.05 Florence Has Left The Building. 2.20 How To Rob A Bank. 3.05 Munchies Guide To Sweden.

3.55 WorldWatch. 5.25 Takeshi’s Castle Indonesia.

5.50 Shortland Street. 6.20 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

8.30 Alone. 9.40 Unknown Amazon. 10.30 Late Programs.

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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Under The Hammer. 7.00 Auction Squad. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Mighty Ships. 3.00 Creek To Coast. 3.30 Medical Emergency. 4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt.

7.30 Pie In The Sky. 8.30 Lewis. 10.30 One Lane Bridge. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo.

7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz.

10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Agatha Christie’s Marple. 2.00 The Young And The Restless. 3.00 MOVIE: Lady Caroline Lamb. (1972, PG) 5.30 Taronga: Who’s Who In The Zoo. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 New Tricks. 8.40 The Closer. 9.40 Rizzoli & Isles. 10.40 Law & Order: Criminal Intent. 11.40 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Seinfeld. 8.00 Becker.

9.00 The Middle. 10.00 Frasier. 11.00 Friends.

Noon The King Of Queens. 1.00 Becker. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker.

5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.35 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

11.00 A Football Life. Noon Pawn Stars. 12.30 Mega Marine Machines. 1.30 Barter Kings. 2.30 Storage Wars Canada. 3.00 Lost In Transmission. 4.00 Fish’n With Mates. 4.30 The Mike & Cole Show.

5.00 Demolition NZ. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Highway Patrol. 8.30 Aussie Salvage Squad. 10.30 Outback Truckers. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 Airwolf. 2.00 A1: Highway Patrol. 3.00 Malcolm. 3.30 The Nanny.

4.00 3rd Rock From The Sun. 4.30 That ’70s Show.

5.00 Malcolm. 6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. 7.00 That ’70s Show. 7.30 MOVIE: Elektra. (2005, M) 9.30 MOVIE: Daredevil. (2003, M) 11.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. Midnight State Of Affairs. 1.00 Westside. 2.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Diagnosis Murder. 10.00 JAG. Noon Mega Mechanics. 1.00 Star Trek. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder.

5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Blue Bloods. 10.25 Socceroos: Road To Qatar. 10.55 NCIS: New Orleans. 12.45am Home Shopping. 2.15 MOVIE: King Arthur. (2004, M) 4.40 Reel Action.

5.05 JAG.

6am Morning Programs.

2.30pm From The Western Frontier. 3.00 Wapos Bay. 3.25 Bushwhacked! 3.50 Bino And Fino.

4.00 Mustangs FC. 4.30 Grace Beside Me. 5.00 Shortland Street. 5.30 Chefs’ Line. 6.00 Toa Hunter Gatherer. 6.30 African American: Many Rivers To Cross. 7.30 The Point. 8.00 Living Black. 8.30 No Crossover: The Trial Of Allen Iverson. 10.00 The Colour Of Justice. 11.00 Late Programs.

Gagarin. Continued. (2013, PG, Russian) 7.05 Chalet Girl. (2011, PG) 9.00 Moomins On The Riviera.

(2014, PG) 10.25 Sweet Country. (2017, M) 12.30pm Polina. (2016, PG, French) 2.25 The Boy And The Beast. (2015, PG) 4.40 The Red Balloon. (1956, French) 5.20 The Odyssey. (2016, PG, French) 7.35 All Is True. (2018) 9.30 The Proposition. (2005, MA15+) 11.25 Late Programs.

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SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 The Recording Studio. (PG, R) 11.05 The Repair Shop. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 National Press Club Address.

1.35 Media Watch. (PG, R) 2.00 The Bletchley Circle: San Francisco. (PG, R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons.

4.05 Escape From The City. (R) 5.10 Grand Designs Australia. (R) 6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Hard Quiz. (PG) 8.30 Question Everything. (Final) Presented by Wil Anderson and Jan Fran.

9.00 Frayed. (Malsv) Bev sets out to turn her life around.

9.50 Would I Lie To You? (Final, PG, R) 10.20 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (R) 11.00 ABC Late News. 11.15 The Business. (R) 11.30 Four Corners. (R) 12.20 Media Watch.

(PG, R) 12.35 Silent Witness. (MA15+av, R) 1.35 The Bletchley Circle: San Francisco. (PG, R) 2.20 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (R) 3.00 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 10.30 German News.

11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News.

12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour.

2.00 Dateline. (R) 2.30 Insight. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG, R) 4.10 Walking Britain’s Lost Railways. (R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Coastal Ireland With Adrian Dunbar: Adrian Dunbar’s Coastal Ireland. (PG) Part 2 of 2.

8.30 Lost For Words. (M) Part 3 of 3.

The final two weeks of the program sees eight participants get reassessed.

9.30 War Of The Worlds. (Final, MA15+) Isla confronts Adina.

10.25 SBS World News Late.

10.55 Atlantic Crossing. (Premiere, Mav) 11.55 The Killing. (Mv, R) 4.15 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+dl, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour Down Under Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Sunrise.

9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: A Stolen Past. (2018, Mav) 2.00 To Be Advised.

3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

Hosted by Larry Emdur.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGav) 7.30 SAS Australia. (Malv) 8.30 MOVIE: Unstoppable. (2010, Ml, R) A veteran engineer and a young conductor try to stop a runaway train from crashing into a populated area. Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, Rosario Dawson.

10.30 The Latest: Seven News.

11.00 Chicago Fire. (Mv) Casey takes a blow to the head.

12.00 The Windsors. (Mdls, R) 12.30 First Dates Australia. (PGa, R) 1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.00 Travel Guides. (PGl, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam. 8.40 Love Island Australia. (Mls) The adventurous singles continue their quest to find a romantic match in northern NSW. 9.40 Botched. (Malmn) Paul rebuilds a nose.

10.40 Nine News Late.

11.10 Serial Killer With Piers Morgan: Alejandro Henriquez. (Ma, R) 12.05 Pearson. (Malv) 1.00 A Current Affair. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGadl, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.00 Entertainment Tonight.

2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Freshly Picked With Simon Toohey. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.

5.00 10 News First.

6.30 The Project. The hosts and guest panellists take a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics.

7.30 Making It Australia.

The makers have three hours to create a functional musical instrument.

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12.00 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news and events.

1.00 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Late night talk show.

2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? 8.30 Art Works.

9.00 The Leunig Fragments. 10.00 Doctor Who. 11.05 Restoration Australia. 12.05am Louis Theroux: Miami Mega Jail. 1.05 30 Rock. 1.45 Reno 911! 2.10 Friday Night Dinner. 2.35 Rosehaven. 3.00 News Update. 3.05 Close. 5.00 Rainbow Chicks.

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7.30 The Coroner. 8.30 A Touch Of Frost. 10.40 Bones. 1.40am M*A*S*H. 2.20 Late Programs.

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(1976, PG) 2.00 The Young And The Restless. 2.55 Antiques Roadshow. 3.25 MOVIE: The Playboy Of The Western World. (1963, PG) 5.30 Taronga: Who’s Who In The Zoo. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 As Time Goes By. 8.50 Midsomer Murders. 10.50 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens.

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Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Late Programs.

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Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 Airwolf. 2.00 A1: Highway Patrol. 3.00 Malcolm. 3.30 The Nanny.

4.00 3rd Rock From The Sun. 4.30 That ’70s Show.

5.00 Malcolm. 6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. 7.00 That ’70s Show. 7.30 MOVIE: Walking Tall. (2004, M) 9.05 MOVIE: Pain & Gain. (2013, MA15+) 11.35 3rd Rock From The Sun. 12.05am State Of Affairs. 1.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Destination Dessert. 8.30 Snap Happy. 9.00 Diagnosis Murder. 10.00 JAG. Noon One Strange Rock. 1.00 NCIS. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.15 SEAL Team. 12.10am Home Shopping. 2.10 48 Hours. 3.10 NCIS. 4.05 Diagnosis Murder. 5.00 The Doctors.

6am Morning Programs.

2pm Jupurrurla: Man Of Media. 2.30 From The Western Frontier. 3.00 Wapos Bay. 3.25 Bushwhacked! 3.50 Bino And Fino. 4.00 Mustangs FC. 4.30 Grace Beside Me. 5.00 Shortland Street.

5.30 Chefs’ Line. 6.00 Toa Hunter Gatherer. 6.30 Foreign Flavours. 7.00 Our Stories. 7.20 News. 7.30 The Casketeers. 8.00 Wellington Paranormal. 8.30 Good Grief. 10.30 News. 10.40 Late Programs.

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The Odyssey. Continued. (2016, PG, French) 7.55 The Boy And The Beast. (2015, PG) 10.05 Gagarin.

(2013, PG, Russian) 12.10pm Eye In The Sky. (2007, M, Cantonese) 1.50 Moomins On The Riviera. (2014, PG) 3.15 The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen.

(1988, PG) 5.35 Polina. (2016, PG, French) 7.35 Gone Are The Days. (2018, M) 9.30 Never Grow Old. (2019) 11.25 Late Programs.

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THE MEANING OF EXISTENCE... AND OTHER SHORT STORIES

Tales of a One-Man Boy Band

By Stuart McCullough IT was bound to happen eventually.

The longer lockdown continued, the greater the chances I’d take all my hobbies to the brink of exhaustion.

Baking my own bread? Had that nailed by lockdown two and moved on from loaves of sourdough to every form of pastry imaginable. Painting?

Let’s just say the landlord’s in for a surprise if she looks up at the ceiling.

Hopefully, she’s a fan of the Sistine Chapel. Learning another language?

Lightweights choose French and Italian. I, however, have gone with Icelandic. I now routinely answer the phone with the traditional Icelandic greeting of ‘Góðan daginn’.

Incidentally, nine out of ten telemarketers hang up immediately if you answer speaking Icelandic. Thank me later.

But as fun as it is to bake bread with one hand while painting the ceiling with the other and singing along to the radio in Icelandic, I now need a new challenge. Something I’ve long intended to do but, for whatever reason, have kicked the can on down the road for decades until whether the road does, in fact, have an end becomes a very real question. There’s never been a better time to revisit something you’ve been putting off forever. I’ve given it a lot of thought and I’ve come to a decision – it’s time for me to start my own boy band.

I know what you’re thinking – about time. However, a small number of you may also be wondering what right a middle-aged man has to start his own boy band. The simple answer

is that I’ll be relying on a scientific principle known as the ‘Beverly Hills 90210 Theory of Age Relativity’. It’s the same rule that allows people who are clearly far into their thirties to pretend they’re high school students for the purpose of entertainment. It requires a certain suspension of disbelief. Indeed, if that suspension were a suspension bridge, it would be one

of those long rickety bridges that’s missing some of the wooden steps and stretches across a treacherous ravine populated by human-devouring crocodiles. I’ll take my chances.

There’s an obvious problem in terms of my quest to start my own boy band.

A problem, that is, besides age and an absence of musical talent. While lockdown is a perfect time to hone a

white. Given that I’m working from home, this is neither here nor there, but startles the neighbors when I’m putting the bins out. Yesterday, I caught sight of myself reflected in a supermarket window and saw that I looked more like a cult leader than a member of a boy band. I quickly rectified this with some dance moves, including the one where you reach into the sky to pull down an invisible object (it’s my favourite dance move, largely because it’s so achievable).

I’m not sure what the other shoppers thought, save that they seemed content to give me all the space I needed as I shimmied down the frozen goods aisle.

But boy bands can only last for so long. They’re like milk, in that sense.

And, if I’m being honest, I’m starting to get itchy feet. I’m now making plans for a solo album. It goes without saying that my solo record will be a whole lot edgier than the music of The Dingley Village People. The videos, too, will reflect this grittier approach. I’ll be wearing a leather jacket for starters.

Unfortunately, it’s the leather jacket I got when I turned eighteen which has massive shoulder pads and makes me look like a cast member from Planet of the Apes. The songs are in English but, in keeping with my recently acquired skills, the subtitles will be in Icelandic. Splitting from my one-man boy band to launch a solo career is keeping me sane. Let me simply say – rock on. Or, as they say in Iceland, rokkaðu áfram. stuart@stuartmccullough.com

new skill, it’s a terrible time to hold auditions, unless you’re prepared to do so over ‘Zoom’. BTS would not be where they are today had they formed over a Microsoft Teams session. This is to say nothing of the challenges I might experience in convincing others to join me in my endeavour. ‘Joining a boy band’ ranks somewhere below ‘cleaning out the gutters’ for men my age in terms of priorities. There’s little choice – it’ll have to be a one-man boy band.

There are advantages, obviously, to being in a one-man boy band. For starters, there’s no need to compromise my musical vision. However, it was pointed out to me that to truly be a one-man boy band, I’d have to be each member of the boy band. It’s a fair point and, potentially, very demanding. It’s hard to be both the cute one and the rebellious one simultaneously.

That said, I’m finding it quite easy to be both the one with the ‘hip hop’ edge who craves credibility despite being in a boy band and the awkward one who’s clearly just making up the numbers.

We (or, more precisely, I) need a name. A name that’s chock-full of effortless cool that speaks to our roots and diversity and looks good on a tshirt. After three whole minutes of thinking, I decided that the group would be called ‘The Dingley Village People’.

It started extremely well. Because I have ties back to the nineties (some of which have piano keys on them), my boy band is much like those of that particular era. I’m wearing a lot of

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The mammoth mammal came ashore twice just at the rear of Miss Walker’s residence, but did not stay long on shore.

He, standing erect, appeared to stand at least five or six feet high, and would weigh something like a ton or thereabouts.

An eye witness claims that it was considerably larger than the specimen in the Aquarium.

The Long Island visitor was of the somewhat rare glossy brown variety, and would be extremely valuable. *** MRS Thomas Harrison, of Mornington, was placed third in the ladies bending race, at the Royal Show, yesterday. She, however, won the fourth heat. *** THERE was a good muster at the old cricket ground last Saturday afternoon, when a working “bee” did good work in preparing the oval for the coming season.

Frankston has been admitted to the Glenhuntley cricket association. *** A PUBLIC meeting, under the auspices of the Frankston branch of the Victorian Protestant Federation, will be held in the Mechanics’ Hall on Tuesday, 27th September, at 8 o’clock, when an address will be delivered by Rev. B. B. Toi. A good musical programme has

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*** THE committee of the Frankston branch of the H. and A. Association meet next Monday night to consider the prize list as revised by the subcommittee. *** THE Frankston branch of the Australian Womens’ National League intend holding a meeting and social in the Mechanics’ Hall, next Thursday afternoon at 3 o’clock.

Speakers from the central organisation will be present, and an attractive musical programme has been arranged for.

Afternoon tea will be provided. *** THE district of Moorooduc has lost, by death, one of its oldest and most respected residents in the person of Mrs Sarah Jones, wife of Mr Edward Jones, of “Spring Farm,” Moorooduc, at the age of 75 years.

The deceased lady passed away in a private hospital in Melbourne on Sept 19, but the remains were conveyed to Moorooduc, and thence to Mornington for interment.

She had resided on the Peninsula for 53 years.

The late Mrs Jones left four sons – Messrs John E. Jones (Shire Secretary), George, Francis and Charles Jones – and three daughters, Mesdames Woodhouse, Morris and Shepherd, all of whom reside on the Peninsula. *** IN the County Court last week before Judge Dethbridge – Alexander McKinnon, of the Prince of Wales Hotel,

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Frankston, sued Mrs Mary Garrood, of Frankston, a former licensee, for an alleged breach of covenant to keep the premises in good order and repair, and claimed £216 6s 6d damages.

A settlement was arrived at by mutual consent, judgment being entered for McKinnon for £50 damages, each side paying their own costs. *** VARIOUS towns on the Peninsula have been recently visited – says our Somerville correspondent – by a lecturer connected with the Anti-Liquor League of Victoria.

Somerville was thus favored on Sept 12th, when Mr E.J. Squire Nicholson gave his well–known lantern talk on Prohibition.

Mr Nicholson appears to be well primed with facts and figures to prove the physical, social and economic advantages of this great reform.

A fair number attended, and showed appreciation of his effort by passing a vote of thanks and responding to the financial appeal by subscribing the handsome sum of £16 to further the propaganda work of the League amongst the people. *** AN application made by Mrs Mary Dalton, formerly of Hastings, for the ejectment of the licensee, J.R. O’Gorman, from the Royal Hotel, Mornington, was refused at the Mornington Police court on the grounds that the present licensee had a verbal agreement for a renewal of the lease.

The applicant, who was ordered to pay costs, purchased the property some months ago for something like £8000.

filled by men of integrity with wide experience in municipal matters and a sound knowledge of the Peninsula requirements.

The appointment of Cr William Longmuir as President of Frankston and Hastings has already been reported in these columns.

Mornington has chosen Cr J. G. Barrett as its President. No man should “know the ropes” better than he, for during his 20 years councillorship he has been president five or six times.

In the Flinders shire, Cr Buckley, of Balnarring, succeeds Cr Wettenhall as president, a position, he is not new to.

Another old identity in Cr William Brunt is Cranbourne’s new president. *** From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 23 September 1921

*** A VERY successful working bee was held on Saturday last, the object being in building a house for the widow and family of the late Sante Mirabella.

The townspeople and employees of Warner & Hamilton, of Crib Point, rolled up in force and soon the scene was one of great activity, all working well for the cause.

By nightfall the house was well on its way to completion and the next working bee on Saturday, October 1st should see it completed.

The committee wish to sincerely thank all the workers who so kindly gave their services for the good cause. *** ALL the Shire Presidents for the various Shires on the Peninsula for the ensuing year have been elected, and in every instance the position has been

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