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Bird built A sculpture of a bird has been installed at Bonbeach Station. See story page 3. Picture: Supplied

Golf course redevelopment report imminent Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au A REPORT into the planned redevelopment of Kingswood Golf Course in Dingley Village is expected to be handed to the planning minister soon. The golf course is now owned by AustralianSuper, which paid $125 million for the land in 2014. Its plans to subdivide the land and build hundreds of houses has turned into a saga which has stretched years, with Kingston Council first abandoning the planning

scheme amendment in 2018. Revised plans for the Dingley Village site were referred to the state government’s golf course redevelopment standing advisory committee last year. The proposal currently under consideration is to subdivide the land into 823 lots to build dwellings with a maximum height of three stories. Public hearings assessing the redevelopment were held by the advisory committee last year and concluded on 23 December. The advisory committee was due to hand its final report on

the project to the planning minister by mid-March, according to Engage Victoria’s website. The Department of Environment, Land, Water and Planning was contacted for an update on when the report would be released. The report will assess if the plans satisfy the state government’s Planning Guidelines for the Conversion of Golf Course Land to Other Purposes. Kingston Council has taken a public stance calling for changes to the submitted plans. The mayor Steve Staikos said “council has invested significant

time and approximately $500,000 to ensure the impacts of the proposed development on the local community were understood and properly considered by the advisory committee prior to making its decision.” “Council made a commitment to the local community that we would make a comprehensive submission to the standing advisory committee to ensure community concerns about the proposed redevelopment were delivered loud and clear. I’m proud we have delivered on that,” he said. Previous plans for the site have

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sparked opposition from residents. Kingston Council received more than 8000 submissions about the proposal in 2018, the majority in opposition. After revealing its new plans last year AustralianSuper released a statement which read that “feedback from locals over the past five years and the input of planning experts has been used to design an inclusive, attractive, high-quality development to enhance the area for everyone who calls Dingley Village home (“New plans for golf course redevelopment” The News 30/6/21).

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THE annual Pet Expo returns to Kingston Heath Reserve this weekend. The Kingston Pet Expo features pet competitions, kids’ activities, and demonstrations. A dog agility course will be set up to test the attending

pets. Wildlife Xposure will feature on the main stage to deliver seminars and invite people to interact with native animals. As well as the animal-related activities there will also be food trucks,

face painting, and more. The Pet Expo will be held from 10am to 2pm on 2 April at Kingston Heath Reserve, Cheltenham. For more information visit kingston. vic.gov.au/Places-and-Events/Council-Festivals-and-Events/Pet-Expo

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Blue bird calls Bonbeach home

Rail loop works starting soon

A BRIGHT blue bird sculpture has landed at Bonbeach Station. The bird was installed at the station this month. It is the work of artists James and Eleanor Avery, and was inspired by the birdlife at the nearby Edithvale Wetlands. The bird has a quiff on its head, containing a reference to the waves of the bayside beaches. The quiff is coloured black and white, like the striped swim caps of the Bonbeach Life Saving Club. The artists chose a blue colour scheme to pay tribute to the sea. Shortly after the sculpture was unveiled, Bonbeach resident Graham said “it looks excellent, really stands out, and no doubt others will like it too.” The bird now calls a site next to Nepean Highway by the northern pedestrian ramp at the station home. The Level Crossing Removal Project is planning to install two more public artworks at Edithvale and Chelsea soon.

CONSTRUCTION will get underway on Suburban Rail Loop East within weeks. SRL East is the stretch of the planned rail loop which runs from Cheltenham on the Frankston line to Box Hill. It is projected to cost more than $30 billion to complete. Initial construction on SRL East is expected to start sometime in the next month. The state government has also opened expressions of interest for tunnelling packages on the project. Crews will build 16 kilometers of twin tunnels from Cheltenham to Glen Waverly, and another will build tunnels between Glen Waverley and Box Hill. The Suburban Rail Loop team announced a community fund this week which it will use to fund projects in areas affected by SRL East works. The fund will offer grants of between $10,000 and $80,000, with applications open now for the first round. Eligible applicants include not-for-profits, sports clubs and schools. Transport infrastructure minister Jacinta Allan says that taxpayer funded initiative will “deliver new and improved parks, community facilities, and support for local sports clubs and events.” Royal Botanic Gardens Victoria Director Professor Tim Entwisle has been appointed to advise on open space projects along the planned train line. He said that the project team would “bring together community feedback and landscape expertise to advise on the best use of open spaces for these neighbourhoods.”

ARTISTS James and Eleanor Avery with their sculpture at Bonbeach Station. Picture: Supplied

Park projects completed bished basketball half-court, paths, and trees. Both projects are jointly funded by Kingston Council and the state government.

CR Steve Staikos with Bentleigh MP Nick Staikos at Horscroft Place Pocket Park. Picture: Supplied

We’re building big near you and there will be road disruptions As part of Victoria’s Big Build, we’re upgrading roads and freeways in Melbourne’s south to reduce congestion and improve travel times to make your journey safer and easier. Find a detailed list of disruptions at bigbuild.vic.gov.au Road disruptions: Closed roads, lanes and ramps Monash Freeway

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THE Horscroft Place Pocket Park has been officially opened. Council purchased 2 Horscroft Place, Moorabbin for $2.49 million in 2019 with the intention of creating the park. The park was opened on 17 March by Kingston mayor Steve Staikos and Bentleigh MP Nick Staikos. The new park includes a large scale mural. The same week, the new upgraded playscape at Warraweena Reserve was also opened. The upgraded space features a playground, refur-

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Drugs found POLICE allegedly found cannabis, pills, 1,4-Butanediol, and more than $5000 in cash during a raid of a Braeside house last week. Police executed the search warrant on Jarrah Drive on 22 March. As well as the cash and illicit substances police also allege that they seized knuckle dusters, fireworks, and flares. A 35-year-old was arrested at the Braeside house and charged with possess cannabis, possess 1,4-Butanediol, possess drug of dependence, possess prohibited weapon, and deal proceeds of crime. As part of the investigation a 42-year-old Morwell man was also arrested by police in the carpark of a shopping centre in Narre Warren. Police allege that they found around 532 grams of methylamphetamine on him, with a street value of $48,000. He was charged with traffick large commercial quantity of methylamphetamine, traffick commercial quantity of methylamphetamine, possess methylamphetamine, possess firearm-related item in contravention of Firearm Prohibition Order (FPO), burglary, commit indictable offence whilst on bail, and contravene conduct condition of bail. The 35-year-old man was bailed to appear at Moorabbin Magistrates’ Court on 30 June, and the 42-yearold man was remanded to face Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on 15 June.

Morwell Divisional Response Unit Detective Senior Constable Jake Bargwanna said that investigators had “worked tirelessly for the best part of a year to track down these alleged offenders and remove hundreds and thousands of dollars’ worth of dangerous drugs from our streets.” “Illicit drugs have a devastating roll on effect throughout the entire community – from drug-fuelled violence, burglaries and thefts committed to support an addiction; to drugrelated road trauma, family violence and sexual assaults,” he said. “Police have zero tolerance for drug offenders who blatantly corrupt the safety of the Latrobe Valley community. We will continue to do everything in our power to disrupt drug offending and throw perpetrators before a court.”

Arrests made for fires

intentional destruction of property by fire, criminal damage by fire, burglary, commit indictable offence whilst on bail and one count of contravene certain conduct condition – bail. A 20-year-old Wollert man was charged with two counts each of intentional destruction of property by fire, criminal damage by fire, burglary, and commit indictable offence whilst on bail. A 20-year-old Lalor man has been charged with intentional destruction of property by fire, criminal damage by fire, burglary, and commit indictable offence whilst on bail, and a 25-year-old Craigieburn woman has been charged with intentional destruction of property by fire, criminal damage by fire, burglary, and commit indictable offence whilst on bail. The two other tobacco store fires were in Pakenham and Deer Park.

Car fire leaves three dead THREE people are dead after a car fire on the Western Port Highway last week. Emergency services attended the scene in Cranbourne West just before 8pm on 24 March. They put out the fire and found three bodies inside the car. As of 25 March, the three people have not been formally identified. In a statement police said that they are investigating the incident to determine the circumstances of the fire, but they are “not looking for anyone

else at this time”. Anyone with dash cam footage or who witnessed the blaze can contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or submit a report at www.crimestoppers.com.au

THE scene of a fatal car fire. Picture: J Zammit

MORE arrests have been made in relation to a series of fires at tobacco stores in the last eight months. A fire at a Lakeview Shopping Centre tobacco store on 9 February gutted multiple businesses. Two men were arrested in relation to the blaze on 7 March. As part of their investigation into three fires allegedly lit at tobacco stores, police have made five more arrests. A 20-year-old Lalor man has been charged with two counts each of

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Deputy mayor’s 72% allowance increase ‘not an increase’: Mayor FOLLOWING the Victorian Independent Remuneration Tribunal’s decision to grant pay rises to councillors, deputy mayors and mayors across Victoria, Mornington Peninsula Shire mayor Anthony Marsh has released a statement to “set the record straight”. The mayor stated “the deputy mayor’s allowance has been increased from $34,588 to $59,659. However, this new allowance is not an increase but a correction”. Cr Marsh said the “correction” was in recognition of how the role of deputy mayor had evolved significantly over recent years. The article that sparked the response (“Councillors collect healthy

pay rise” The News 23 March 2022) stated the base rate for councillors had increased from $31,444 to $35,972. On top of the $31,444 paid to councillors, the shire has been paying an extra amount as superannuation payments. Superannuation payments to councillors has been an issue of contention. Councillors were not traditionally recognised as employees of the local governments and therefore not subject to superannuation law. This resulted in a recommendation from the Local Government (Councillor Remuneration Review) Panel in 2008 to pay an additional amount above the determined rate equivalent to superannuation, or

COUNCILLORS Steve Staikos and Georgina Oxley at Chelsea Library. Picture: Supplied

Library reopens CHELSEA Library reopened this month after a renovation. The library now has an open design, with study nooks and a “tech bar”. A new study room and new computers complete the library revamp. The doors to the library have reopened and programs are up and running again, including children’s story time and seniors classes. To see the opening hours for the Chelsea Library visit kingston.vic.gov.au/library/OpeningHours

for the council to become an Eligible Local Governing Body (ELGB) under the Taxation Administration Act 1953 (Cth) which would effectively render councillors employees. The News contacted Mornington Peninsula Shire to clarify if they are an ELGB, but did not receive a response. If the shire are an ELGB, councillors are treated as employees and superannuation is paid at the statutory rate. If they are not, an equivalent sum is paid to councillors and they can choose whether to keep the extra allowance or to “salary sacrifice” the amount into a recognised superannuation fund. The latest determination rolls the

extra allowance paid to councillors in lieu of superannuation into the new base rate. Cr Marsh said “for too long, standing for council has been restricted to those who are retired or who could afford to work what amounts to a full-time job for less than half of the average fulltime wage”. In a statement sent to The News, councillor David Gill said “I believe that councillors these days have been well compensated for what I still regard as an honour to be elected to represent our community.” “I am hearing angry words directed at the media for raising this issue. Surely the main point is to always have trans-

parency about how ratepayers money is spent.” The value of allowance paid to Mornington Peninsula Shire councillors is set to increase further from the new determined amount to $38,047 per annum from 18 December 2023. The value of allowance paid to the Mornington Peninsula Shire deputy mayor will increase to $66,286 per annum from 18 December 2025. The allowance paid to the Mornington Peninsula Shire mayor is set to increase to $132,573 per annum from 18 December 2025. The increase represents a 20 per cent increase in mayoral allowance over three and a half years. Brodie Cowburn

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Grants handed out GRANTS have been handed out to two more organisations through the Dunkley Volunteer Grants Program. The Greek Senior Citizen Club of Frankston & Mornington Peninsula has received $5,000, and the Langwarrin Fire Brigade has claimed $2,500. The Greek Seniors Club will use its grant funding for an upgrade of its kitchen and to buy fuel. The fire brigade will use the money to purchase new racking and mounted clothes hangers. The Langwarrin Fire Brigade has recently welcomed 12 new recruits. Dunkley MP Peta Murphy said that the fire brigade “plays such an important role in our local community, as first responders for fires and road rescue, and by coordinating fire safety programs in our pre-schools, schools and wider community.” “In 2022, Langwarrin Fire Brigade is celebrating their 90th year in service. I’d like to congratulate them on a rich history which includes being the first CFA to have women in active duty,” she said. “I’m pleased to support Langwarrin Fire Brigade with this funding which will allow them to grow and recruit new volunteers.”

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6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Every Family Has A Secret. (PG) 8.30 The Royals: Keeping The Crown: Rebel Princess. (PG) The royal family looks to relaunch its brand with a new princess. 9.30 Sex, Myths And The Menopause. (M) 10.30 SBS World News Late. 11.00 Gomorrah. (Return, MA15+v) 12.55 Manayek. (MA15+v) 2.40 Blinded. (Mlv, R) 3.35 Motherboard. (MA15+aw, R) 4.35 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+d, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Football. AFL. Round 3. Western Bulldogs v Sydney. From Marvel Stadium, Melbourne. 10.00 The Front Bar. (M) Hosts Mick Molloy, Sam Pang and Andy Maher take a lighter look at the world of sport. 11.00 The Latest: Seven News. (R) 11.30 MOVIE: Striptease. (1996, MA15+ns, R) While investigating a murder involving a corrupt congressman, a detective enlists the help of a stripper. Demi Moore, Burt Reynolds, Armand Assante. 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. News and current affairs. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise. News, sport and weather.

6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 RBT. (Ml) Follows the activities of police units. 8.30 Emergency. (Mam, R) Dr Emma calls in back-up to save a mum who’s clinging to life after a high-speed crash. 9.30 Casualty 24/7. (M) A junior doctor treats sepsis. 10.30 New Amsterdam. (Mamv, R) 11.15 Nine News Late. 11.45 The Horn. (Malm, R) 12.35 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 First Dates Australia. Singles go on a blind first date. 8.30 Gogglebox Australia. (Mals) A diverse range of people open their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical TV shows, with the help of special, locked-off cameras which capture every unpredictable moment. 9.30 To Be Advised. 10.40 Blue Bloods. (Mv, R) A body is found at a men’s-only club. 11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s

Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.30 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 9.10 Hard Quiz. 9.40 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. 10.10 QI. 10.45 Tomorrow Tonight. 11.20 Live At The Apollo. (Final) 12.05am Would I Lie To You? The Unseen Bits. 12.35 Parks And Recreation. 1.20 Black Comedy. 1.50 Plebs. (Final) 2.15 ABC News Update. 2.20 Close. 5.05 Little Princess. 5.15 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon Jasper And Errol’s First Time. 1.00 Most Expensivest. 2.00 Unknown Amazon. 2.50 Cyberwar. 3.50 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Roswell: The First Witness. 9.10 Behind Bars: World’s Toughest Prisons. 10.10 One Armed Chef. 11.05 The Feed. 11.35 Late Programs.

7TWO (72) 6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Jabba’s Movies. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Miniseries: Bancroft. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 The Great Australian Doorstep. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Australia’s Deadliest. 5.00 Escape To The Country. 6.00 Bargain Hunt. 7.00 Home And Away. 8.00 Father Brown. 9.00 Inspector George Gently. 11.00 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: Carry On Screaming! (1966, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 4. Gold Coast Titans v Wests Tigers. 9.55 Thursday Night Knock Off. 10.45 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon This Is Us. 1.00 The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Friends. 2.00 Mom. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Late Programs.

N ITV (34) 6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 Chefs’ Line. 3.00 Bushwhacked! 3.25 The Magic Canoe. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 The 77 Percent. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Extreme Africa. 7.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. 8.30 Tribal. 9.20 MOVIE: Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai. (1999, MA15+) 11.20 Late Programs.

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Kirikou And The Sorceress. Continued. (1998) 6.20 A Matter Of Life And Death. (1946, PG) 8.15 Bandslam. (2009, PG) 10.20 Last Chance Harvey. (2008, PG) 12.05pm The Big Picture. (2010, M, French) 2.10 Cutthroat Island. (1995, PG) 4.25 Belle And Sebastian 3. (2017, PG, French) 6.05 Bill. (2015, PG) 7.50 A Kid Like Jake. (2018, M) 9.30 Match Point. (2005, M) 11.50 Late Programs.

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 10.00 A Football Life. 11.00 America’s Game. Noon Biker Battleground Phoenix. 1.00 American Pickers. 2.00 Pawn Stars. 3.00 Hellfire Heroes. 4.00 Fish’n Mates. 4.30 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Shipping Wars. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 MOVIE: Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban. (2004, PG) 10.15 MOVIE: Predator 2. (1990, MA15+) 12.25am Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon Xena. 2.00 Hercules. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 Survivor 42. 8.30 MOVIE: Jaws 2. (1978, M) 10.55 Young Sheldon. 11.20 Raymond. 11.50 Weird Science. 12.20am Below Deck Mediterranean. 1.15 Kardashians. 2.10 Vanderpump Rules. 3.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 What’s Up Down Under. 8.30 NBL Slam. 9.00 Diagnosis Murder. 10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 JAG. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 4.00 JAG. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Bull. 10.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 12.30am Home Shopping. 2.00 NCIS: New Orleans. 4.00 Walker, Texas Ranger.

CONSUMER ADVICE (P) Pre-school (C) Children (PG) Parental Guidance Recommended (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (R) Repeat (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence.

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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Q+A. (R) 11.10 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Les Misérables. (Final, Mav, R) 2.15 Father Brown. (Ma, R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons. (Final) 4.10 Escape From The City. (R) 5.10 You Can’t Ask That. (PGals, R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. (R) 2.00 Arabia With Levison Wood. (Malv, R) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.10 Portillo’s Greatest Railway Journeys. (R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Dream House Nightmare. (2017, Masv, R) 2.00 House Of Wellness. (PG) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Kill Thy Neighbour. (2018, Mav) 1.45 Garden Gurus Moments. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 Bold. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG) 1.00 Australian Survivor. (PGl, R) 2.10 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Left Off The Map. (Final) 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 Gardening Australia. Costa meets an inspirational teen gardener. 8.30 Miniseries: The Teacher. (Final, Mal) Jenna suspects she has an enemy, and probing her past leads her to Arnold Cleary. 9.20 Grantchester. (Ma, R) A child is accused of murder. 10.05 Would I Lie To You? (PG, R) Hosted by Rob Brydon. 10.40 ABC Late News. 10.55 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (M, R) 11.25 Tomorrow Tonight. (Md, R) 11.55 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.35 Britain’s Secret Islands. (Premiere, PG) 8.30 The World’s Most Scenic Railway Journeys. (Premiere, PG) 9.20 The Pyramids: Solving The Mystery: Abu Rawash And The Lost Pyramid. (R) 10.20 SBS World News Late. 10.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mals, R) 11.45 Agatha Christie’s Criminal Games. (Madsv, R) 1.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 3.00 2022 FIFA World Cup Final Draw. 4.15 VICE Guide To Film. (Mdlv, R) 4.45 Bamay. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Football. AFL. Round 3. Melbourne v Essendon. 10.30 AFL Post-Game Show. A wrap-up of the game, including panel discussion and interviews, with access to players, coaches and staff. 11.00 Armchair Experts. (M) Experts discuss all things AFL. 11.30 To Be Advised. 12.50 Death Row: The New Arrivals. (MA15+a, R) Trevor McDonald interviews death row prisoners. 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R) Hosted by Simon Reeve. 5.00 NBC Today.

6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Escape To The Chateau. Dick and Angel transform a granary store. 8.35 MOVIE: Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011, Mls, R) A middle-aged man’s life changes dramatically after his wife asks him for a divorce. Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone. 11.00 MOVIE: The Choice. (2016, PGls) A med student and her neighbour fall in love. Benjamin Walker. 1.10 Outback & Under. (PGl, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 A Current Affair. (R)

6.30 The Project. Join the hosts for a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics. 7.30 The Graham Norton Show. (Ml, R) Graham Norton chats with actors Jodie Comer, Andie MacDowell, Billy Porter and Daisy Haggard. 9.40 First Dates Australia. (R) Singles in search of love are brought together at a restaurant for a blind first date. 10.40 The Dog House Australia. (R) Narrated by Dr Chris Brown. 11.40 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news. 12.40 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Hosted by Stephen Colbert. 1.30 Home Shopping. (R)

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7pm Dino Dana. 7.10 Andy And The Band. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Hard Quiz. 8.30 MOVIE: On The Road. (2012, MA15+) 10.45 Black Mirror. 11.50 MOVIE: Cheri. (2009, M) 1.20am QI. 1.50 Parks And Recreation. 2.35 Black Comedy. 3.00 ABC News Update. 3.05 Close. 5.05 Little Princess. 5.15 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.20 Pingu In The City. 5.30 Wallykazam! 5.55 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon Huang’s World. 1.40 Chaos: Election 2020. 2.30 Australia’s Black Summer: Fire Country. 3.00 Jungletown. 3.50 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Hoarders. 9.20 Atlanta. 9.50 Sexplora. 10.20 Day Of The Dead. 11.10 Instinctive Desires. 12.05am Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Caravan & Camping WA. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Australia’s Deadliest. 5.00 Escape To The Country. 6.00 Bargain Hunt. 7.00 Better Homes. 8.30 Escape To The Perfect Town. (Premiere) 9.30 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages. (Premiere) 10.40 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: Seven Days To Noon. (1950, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 4. Penrith Panthers v South Sydney Rabbitohs. 9.55 Golden Point. 10.45 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 NBL Slam. 7.30 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon To Be Advised. 1.00 Mom. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.00 Nancy Drew. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 1pm Jabba’s Movies. 1.30 Pawn Stars. 2.00 American Pickers. 3.00 Picked Off. 4.00 Timbersports. 4.30 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Shipping Wars. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 MOVIE: Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald. (2018, M) 10.15 MOVIE: Austin Powers In Goldmember. (2002, M) 12.30am Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon Xena. 2.00 Motor Racing. FIA World Endurance C’ship. 1000 Miles of Sebring. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 MOVIE: Bee Movie. (2007) 7.45 MOVIE: Blended. (2014, M) 10.00 MOVIE: Hall Pass. (2011, MA15+) 12.10am Young, Dumb And Banged Up In The Sun. 1.10 Kardashians. 2.10 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 8.30 Bondi Rescue. 9.00 Diagnosis Murder. 10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 JAG. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 JAG. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. 10.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.30am Shopping. 2.00 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Express Yourself. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Chefs’ Line. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 NITV News: Nula. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 Extreme Africa. 7.30 MOVIE: Frog Dreaming. (1986, PG) 9.30 First Nations Bedtime Stories. 9.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 10.30 NITV On The Road: Barunga Festival. 11.30 Late Programs.

Chance Harvey. Continued. (2008, PG) 6.50 Belle And Sebastian 3. (2017, PG, French) 8.30 Ottolenghi And The Cakes Of Versailles. (2020, PG) 9.55 Kirikou And The Sorceress. (1998) 11.20 Promise At Dawn. (2017, M, French) 1.45pm Bill. (2015, PG) 3.30 A Matter Of Life And Death. (1946, PG) 5.25 Bandslam. (2009, PG) 7.30 Barney’s Version. (2010, M) 9.55 Chef. (2014, M) Midnight Late Programs.

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6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 9.00 Rage. (PG) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 Midsomer Murders. (Mv, R) 2.00 Grantchester. (Ma, R) 2.45 Father Brown. (Mv, R) 3.35 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 4.30 Landline. (R) 5.00 Basketball. WNBL. Grand Final Series. Game 1. 7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories. 7.30 Father Brown. (Ma) Mrs McCarthy’s life is threatened. 8.20 Unforgotten. (Mal) Cassie and Sunny interview the suspects, who all deny knowing the victim. Collier manages to locate the rest of Walsh’s body. 9.05 Troppo. (Malv, R) Amanda is shocked to discover the attack on Ted, and is determined to find the culprit. 10.00 Call The Midwife. (PG, R) May’s adoption comes under threat. 11.00 Victoria. (PG, R) Revolution sweeps across Europe. 11.50 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)

6.00 WorldWatch. 10.30 German News. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. (R) 2.00 Small Business Secrets. (PG, R) 2.30 Figure Skating. ISU World Championships. Part one. 4.00 Football: Countdown To Qatar. 4.30 Atypical Education. (PG) 5.35 The Secret History Of World War II. (PGa, R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. (M) 8.30 Princess Diana’s Wicked Stepmother. (PG, R) Documents Diana’s relationship with her stepmother. 9.30 World’s Greatest Bridges: The Millau Viaduct. (R) A look at the Millau Viaduct. 10.20 Anne Boleyn: Arrest, Trial, Execution. (PG, R) 11.15 MOVIE: The Lost City Of Z. (2016, Malv, R) 1.45 Bamay. (R) 1.59 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PG, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) Highlights from the past week. 12.00 Horse Racing. The Star Championships Day and Golden Mile Race Day. 3.30 AFL Women’s Pre-Game. Pre-game coverage of the Grand Final. 4.00 Football. AFL Women’s. Grand Final. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Football. AFL. Round 3. Collingwood v Geelong. From the MCG. 10.30 AFL Post-Game Show. A wrap-up of the game, including panel discussion and interviews, with access to players, coaches and staff. 11.00 MOVIE: Sphere. (1998, Mv, R) Scientists investigate a mysterious, circular object that lies within a spaceship resting on the ocean floor. Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone. 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Get Clever. (R) The wonders of science are explored. 5.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) A look at locations that highlight living well.

6.00 Easy Eats. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Destination WA. 12.30 My Way. (PG, R) 1.00 The Pet Rescuers. (PG, R) 1.30 Outback & Under. 2.00 Explore. (R) 2.15 MOVIE: Mermaids. (1990, PGsla, R) Cher, Winona Ryder, Bob Hoskins. 4.30 The Garden Gurus. 5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Getaway. (PG) 6.00 Nine News Saturday. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Space Invaders. (PG) New parents Caroline and Adrian struggle to cope. 8.30 MOVIE: Bridget Jones’s Diary. (2001, Mlsv, R) A British woman struggling with various romantic entanglements documents a year of her life in a diary. Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth. 10.30 MOVIE: Music And Lyrics. (2007, PGsl, R) Hugh Grant. 12.30 Outback & Under. (R) 1.00 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 Australia’s Top Ten Of Everything. (Ma, R) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Wesley Impact With Stu Cameron. (PG)

6.00 GCBC. (R) 6.30 Leading The Way. 7.00 Escape Fishing. (R) 7.30 What’s Up Down Under. (R) 8.00 Left Off The Map. (R) 8.30 Pooches At Play. (R) 9.00 Freshly Picked. (R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 4x4 Adventures. (R) 1.00 The Offroad Adventure Show. 2.00 All 4 Adventure. (PGl, R) 3.00 Taste Of Australia. (R) 3.30 The Dog House Australia. (R) 4.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 5.00 10 News First. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. (PGal, R) When a backpacker has a violent seizure, team leader Beardy fears for the long-term consequences. 7.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 24. Sydney FC v Western Sydney Wanderers. 10.00 Ambulance Australia. (Mdlm, R) Follows dispatchers and paramedics working for NSW Ambulance’s Sydney operations. 11.00 NCIS. (Mv, R) Follows special agents who are part of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service in Washington, D.C. 12.00 NCIS: Hawai’i. (Mv, R) Torres and Knight travel to Hawai’i. 1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 Hour Of Power. Religious program.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala. 9.30 Sammy J. 9.35 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 10.20 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 11.05 Gavin & Stacey. 11.35 Schitt’s Creek. Midnight Archer. 12.20 Year Of The Rabbit. 12.45 The Young Offenders. 1.15 Australia Remastered. 2.10 ABC News Update. 2.15 Close. 5.05 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. 10.30 SBS Courtside. 11.00 Basketball. NBA. Milwaukee Bucks v Los Angeles Clippers. 1.30pm How Narcissists Took Over The World. 2.00 Hunting Hitler. 2.50 Over The Black Dot. 3.20 Yokayi Footy. 4.15 WorldWatch. 5.45 Insight. 6.45 Extreme Food Phobics. 7.35 Impossible Engineering. 8.35 Secrets Of America’s Shadow Government. 9.25 Black Market. 10.15 Late Programs.

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6am Home Shopping. 8.30 Travel Oz. 10.00 Australia’s Best Backyards. 10.30 1 Man And A Bike. 11.00 Desert Vet. Noon Weekender. 12.30 Creek To Coast. 1.00 House Of Wellness. 2.00 Sydney Weekender. 2.30 Queen Of The World. 3.30 Horse Racing. The Star Championships Day and Golden Mile Race Day. 6.00 Border Security USA. 6.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 11.30 Edgar Wallace Mysteries. 12.50pm MOVIE: The Bargee. (1964, PG) 3.00 MOVIE: The Italian Job. (1969, PG) 5.00 Rugby Union. Super W. Queensland Reds v Melbourne Rebels. 7.00 Customs. 7.30 Rugby Union. Super Rugby. Round 7. Queensland Reds v ACT Brumbies. 9.45 Super Rugby Pacific Post-Match. 10.00 MOVIE: Tears Of The Sun. (2003, M) 12.30am Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens. 8.00 Frasier. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 The King Of Queens. Noon Australian Survivor. 3.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.15 Friends. 12.15am Home Shopping. 1.45 Mom. 3.30 Naked Beach. 4.00 Nancy Drew. 4.30 Home Shopping.

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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 1pm Blokesworld. 1.30 The Food Dude. 2.00 Wheelburn. 2.30 Portland Charter Boat Wars. 3.00 Rides Down Under: Workshop Wars. 4.00 Shipping Wars. 4.30 Storage Wars: TX. 5.00 American Pickers. 6.00 Pawn Stars. 6.30 AFL Pre-Game. 7.00 Border Security. 7.30 MOVIE: Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. (2005, M) 10.40 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. 1.30pm A1: Highway Patrol. 2.30 Motor Racing. IndyCar Series. Xpel 375. 3.30 Ultimate Rush. 4.00 Surfing Australia TV. 4.30 Road Trick. 5.30 Children’s Programs. 5.45 MOVIE: SCOOB! (2020, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. (2011, M) 10.30 MOVIE: Blade: Trinity. (2004, MA15+) 12.40am Road Trick. 1.10 Kardashians. 2.00 Vanderpump Rules. 2.30 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 9.00 The Doctors. 10.00 What’s Up Down Under. 10.30 Bondi Rescue. 11.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 12.30pm JAG. 1.30 Diagnosis Murder. 2.30 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 3.30 Hotels By Design. 4.00 Bondi Rescue. 4.30 iFish Summer Series. 5.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 5.30 Scorpion. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: New Orleans. 10.20 Bull. 11.20 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs. Noon Extreme Africa. 12.50 Yothu Yindi Tribute Concert. 2.00 Sportswoman 2021. 2.30 Rugby Union. SA Premier Grade. 4.00 Soccer. Scottish Women’s Premier League. 5.50 VICE Sports. 6.20 First People’s Kitchen. 6.50 News. 7.00 The South Sydney Story. 7.30 MOVIE: Chuck Berry. (2018, M) 9.15 MOVIE: Black Sheep. (2006, MA15+) 10.50 Late Programs.

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Morning Programs. 8.50 Max Richter’s Sleep. (2019, PG) 10.45 Tanna. (2015, M, Bislama) 12.40pm Project A Part II. (1987, M, Cantonese) 2.40 Belle And Sebastian. (2013, PG, French) 4.30 The Crossing. (2020, PG, Norwegian) 6.20 Agatha Christie’s Crooked House. (2017, PG) 8.30 Killing Them Softly. (2012, MA15+) 10.20 The Hunt. (2012, MA15+, Danish) 12.30am Late Programs.

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6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Offsiders. 10.30 World This Week. (R) 11.00 Compass. (PGa, R) 11.30 Praise. (R) 12.00 News. 12.30 Landline. 1.30 Gardening Aust. (R) 2.30 Australia’s Ocean Odyssey: A Journey Down The East Australian Current. (PG, R) 3.30 Back In Time For Dinner. (R) 4.30 Tomorrow Tonight. (Md, R) 5.00 Art Works. (PGns, R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow.

6.00 WorldWatch. 7.00 Small Business Secrets. (PG) 7.30 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 Speedweek. (R) 2.00 Beach Volleyball. Australian Tour. 4.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Volta a Catalunya. Highlights. 5.05 Small Business Secrets. (PG, R) 5.35 The Secret History Of World War II. (PGa, R)

6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 Football. VFL. Round 2. Sandringham v Richmond. 2.30 AFL Pre-Game Show. 3.00 Football. AFL. Round 3. St Kilda v Richmond.

6.00 Easy Eats. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 The AFL Sunday Footy Show. (PG) 12.00 Sports Sunday. (PG) 1.00 Ultimate Rush. (PGl, R) 1.30 Visions Of Greatness. (PGav, R) 2.30 Bondi Lifeguard World Adventures. (PG) 3.00 Spy In The Wild. (PGa, R) 4.00 Space Invaders. (PG, R) 5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Postcards. (PG)

6am Morning Programs. 7.30 Joel Osteen. 8.00 The Offroad Adventure Show. (R) 9.00 Luca’s Key Ingredient. 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 Left Off The Map. (R) 12.30 GCBC. (R) 1.00 My Market Kitchen. (R) 1.20 Australian Survivor. (PGl, R) 2.30 The Dog House Australia. (R) 3.30 Waltzing Jimeoin. (PGn, R) 4.00 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.30 Taste Of Australia. (R) 5.00 News.

6.30 Compass: Beyond The Bill. (PG, R) Explores the interface between religion and life. 7.00 ABC News Sunday. 7.40 Grand Designs New Zealand. Presented by Chris Moller. 8.30 Troppo. (Madl) A major breakthrough in the investigation is threatened when Amanda’s past erupts into the present. 9.30 Killing Eve. (MA15+v) 10.15 Harrow. (Mav, R) Harrow finds his life in danger. 11.05 Top Of The Lake: China Girl. (MA15+lsv, R) 12.10 Squinters. (Mls, R) 2.25 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 5.00 Insiders. (R)

6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Back To The Titanic. (R) Experts revisit the wreck of the Titanic. 8.30 MOVIE: Meeting Gorbachev. (2018, PG) Film maker Werner Herzog interviews former Soviet premier Mikhail Gorbachev. Mikhail Gorbachev, Werner Herzog, Yuri Andropov. 10.30 Untold Australia: Country Town Pride. (Mal, R) 11.30 In The Shadow Of The Moon. (R) 1.20 America’s Great Divide: From Obama To Trump. (Mav, R) 3.30 MOVIE: Man On Wire. (2008, PGn, R) Philippe Petit, Jean-François Heckel, Jean-Louis Blondeau. 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Dancing With The Stars: All Stars. (PGl) It is the Grand Finale. 9.00 Crime Investigation Australia: Hero To Hit Man – Lindsey Rose. (Madv) Looks at Lindsey Rose, one of Australia’s most infamous killers, who was guilty of five murders in the 1980s and ‘90s. 10.20 Born To Kill? Gary Ridgway. (Return, MA15+av) Looks at Gary Ridgway, the Green River Killer. 11.25 The Blacklist. (Mav) 12.25 Cleaning Up. (Ms, R) 1.30 The Zoo. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News Sunday. 7.00 Married At First Sight. (PGals) The social experiment continues. 8.45 Underbelly: Vanishing Act. (Premiere, Mals) Charts the bizarre mystery of con artist Melissa Caddick, who stole millions of dollars, before vanishing. 10.20 Nine News Late. 10.50 The First 48: Spellbound. (Mal) 11.40 Shallow Grave. (Mav, R) 12.30 The Garden Gurus. (R) 1.00 Ultimate Rush. (Ml, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.30 The Sunday Project. Joins panellists for a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics. 7.30 Australian Survivor. The end is nigh as five castaways are whittled down to four. Presented by Jonathan LaPaglia. 8.45 FBI. (M) After an ICE agent is fatally shot at a hockey game, the team tries to find the culprit, who it believes may also be targeting a congressman. 11.45 The Sunday Project. (R) A look at the day’s news. 12.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. Morning news and talk show.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7pm Odd Squad. 7.10 Andy And The Band. 7.30 Compass. 8.00 You Can’t Ask That. 8.30 Louis Theroux: Savile. 9.50 Tate Britain’s Great British Walks. 10.35 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 11.25 MOVIE: On The Road. (2012, MA15+) 1.40am State Of The Union. 2.35 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Peg + Cat. 5.25 Rita And Crocodile. 5.30 Pablo. 5.45 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. 10.00 SBS Courtside. 10.30 Basketball. NBA. Golden State Warriors v Utah Jazz. 1pm Tinnies And True Love. 1.30 Ice Cowboys. 2.20 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 2.30 If You Are The One. 3.30 WorldWatch. 4.00 Insight. 5.00 Australia In Colour. 5.55 Bamay. 6.15 Speed With Guy Martin. 7.10 In Search Of... 8.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Tour Of Flanders. Men’s Race. 12.45am Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs. 9.30 Australia’s Best Backyards. 10.00 House Of Wellness. 11.00 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 The Yorkshire Vet. 2.00 All The Things. 2.30 The Great Australian Doorstep. 3.00 Escape To The Country. 6.00 Motorway Patrol. 7.00 Border Security. 8.30 Railroad Australia. 9.30 Hornby: A Model Empire. 10.30 Great Scenic Railway Journeys. 11.10 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. Noon Rugby League. NRL Women’s Premiership. First semi-final. 1.50 Rugby League. NRL Women’s Premiership. Second semi-final. 3.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 4. Melbourne Storm v Canterbury Bulldogs. 6.00 Customs. 6.30 The Great Migration. 7.30 David Attenborough’s Seven Worlds, One Planet. 8.40 MOVIE: Jason Bourne. (2016, M) 11.05 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am NBL Slam. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Neighbours. 10.30 The Middle. Noon To Be Advised. 1.00 Basketball. NBL. Round 18. Tasmania JackJumpers v Sydney Kings. 3.00 Basketball. NBL. Round 18. Brisbane Bullets v Adelaide 36ers. 5.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Friends. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 MOVIE: Leap Year. (2010, PG) 3.30 The Big Bang Theory. 4.30 Home Shopping.

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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 9.30 Fish Of The Day. 10.00 Hook, Line And Sinker. 11.00 Fishing. International Series. 11.30 Step Outside. Noon The Fishing Show By AFN. 1.00 Fishing Addiction. 2.00 Hook Me Up! 3.00 Ultimate Fishing. 4.15 American Pickers. 5.15 MOVIE: Hot Shots! (1991, PG) 7.00 MOVIE: Ford V Ferrari. (2019, PG) 10.15 MOVIE: The Transporter. (2002, M) 12.15am Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. 1.40pm MOVIE: Pokémon The Movie: The Power Of Us. (2018) 3.40 MOVIE: Bedazzled. (2000, PG) 5.30 MOVIE: Richie Rich. (1994, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: The Mummy. (2017, M) 9.35 MOVIE: R.I.P.D. (2013, M) 11.30 Allegiance. 12.30am Kardashians. 1.30 Vanderpump Rules. 2.20 The Break Boys. 2.50 Mike Tyson Mysteries. 3.00 Power Rangers Dino Fury. 3.30 Thunderbirds. 4.30 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Shopping. 7.30 Key Of David. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Healthy Homes Aust. 9.30 Hotels By Design. 10.00 Bondi Rescue. 10.30 Reel Action. 11.00 Escape Fishing. 11.30 4x4 Adventures. 12.30pm What’s Up Down Under. 1.00 Pooches At Play. 1.30 Scorpion. 3.30 Truck Hunters. 4.30 Buy To Build. 5.00 I Fish. 5.30 Beyond The Fire. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.15 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs. 10.00 Basketball. Indigenous Championships. 11.00 Football. CAFL. 12.30pm Motor Racing. W Series. Highlights. 1.00 Soccer. Serie A Femminile. 2.45 Rugby Union. SA Premier Grade. 4.15 Softball. SA Premier League. 5.45 Going Native. 6.15 News. 6.25 Natural Born Rebels. 7.30 True North Calling. 8.30 MOVIE: The Final Quarter. (2019, PG) 9.55 Muhammad And Larry. 10.55 Late Programs.

The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus. Continued. (2009, PG) 7.55 Belle And Sebastian. (2013, PG, French) 9.45 The Crossing. (2020, PG, Norwegian) 11.35 The Special Relationship. (2010, M) 1.20pm Days Of Being Wild. (1990, M, Cantonese) 3.00 Max Richter’s Sleep. (2019, PG) 4.55 Finding Altamira. (2016, PG) 6.35 Adam. (2019, PG) 8.30 Hotel Mumbai. (2018, MA15+) 10.45 Late Programs.

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6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Australian Story: Trials And Tribulations Pt 2. 8.30 Four Corners. Investigative journalism program. 9.20 Media Watch. (PG) Hosted by Paul Barry. 9.35 China Tonight. A look at current affairs from China. 10.05 ABC Late News. 10.20 The Business. (R) 10.40 Q+A. (R) 11.45 Deep Water. (Mlns, R) 12.30 Manolo: The Boy Who Made Shoes For Lizards. (Mls, R) 2.00 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 Al Jazeera News. 2.00 Arabia With Levison Wood. (Ml, R) 3.00 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (PG, R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.10 Portillo’s Greatest Railway Journeys. (PGas, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.35 Scotland: Escape To The Wilderness. (PG) Part 4 of 4. 8.30 Secrets Of The Tower Of London. (PG) Two raven chicks join the Tower’s colony. 9.20 Planet Expedition. (Return, PG) Steve Backshall explores Kamchatka Peninsula. 10.25 SBS World News Late. 10.55 Beneath The Surface. (Madlv) 12.05 Tin Star. (MA15+lv) 1.05 Unit One. (MA15+al, R) 3.20 Targeting Bin Laden. (Mav, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Sunrise. 10.00 The 64th Annual Grammy Awards. (M) 1.30 Border Patrol. (PG, R) 2.00 What The Killer Did Next: Norma Bell. (Mav, R) 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGa) 7.30 To Be Advised. 8.30 The 64th Annual Grammy Awards. (M) Honouring the best recordings, compositions and musical artists of the year. From MGM Grand Garden Arena, Las Vegas. 12.00 MOVIE: Ablaze. (2019, Mal, R) In 1947, a fire breaks out in the basement of a Christchurch department store. Hannah Marshall, Daniel Watterson, Torum Heng. 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. News and current affairs. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise. News, sport and weather.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 Married At First Sight. (PGals, R) 1.45 Explore: Nova Scotia. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. 6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Married At First Sight. (Mls) The social experiment continues. 9.00 Underbelly: Vanishing Act. (Malv) Melissa Caddick vanishes, leaving police and her victims in a search for her and their missing millions. 10.20 Nine News Late. 10.50 Footy Classified. (M) 11.50 Bluff City Law. (Ma, R) 12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R) 1.00 Australian Survivor. (R) 2.15 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First. 6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 Australian Survivor. (Final) Presented by Jonathan LaPaglia. 9.00 Would I Lie To You? Australia. (Ml) Two teams, including Dave Thornton and Celia Pacquola, go head to head in a battle of wits. 10.00 FBI: Most Wanted. (Mdv, R) The team pursues a former counter-intelligence officer. 11.00 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news. 12.00 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Australia Remastered. 8.25 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 9.15 Restoration Australia. 10.10 The Greek Islands With Julia Bradbury. 10.35 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (Final) 11.15 QI. 11.45 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.10am Parks And Recreation. 12.55 Black Comedy. 1.20 State Of The Union. 2.15 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon Basketball. NBA. Milwaukee Bucks v Los Angeles Clippers. 2.00 VICE. 2.30 Black Market. 3.00 Does America. 3.30 Dead Set On Life. 3.55 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Taskmaster. (Final) 9.25 Back To Life. 10.35 Devilsdorp. (Premiere) 11.45 Late Programs.

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6am Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. 10.30 Better Homes. Noon Flights From Hell: Caught On Camera. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Hornby: A Model Empire. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 A Touch Of Frost. 10.50 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: The Truth About Women. (1957, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Agatha Christie’s Partners In Crime. 8.45 Poirot. 10.45 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am Basketball. NBL. Round 18. Tasmania JackJumpers v Sydney Kings. Replay. 8.00 Friends. 10.00 The Middle. 11.30 Friends. 3pm The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 Mom. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 2.30 James Corden. 3.30 Naked Beach. 4.30 Shopping.

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9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon Xena. 2.00 Motor Racing. FIA Formula E C’ship. Mexico City ePrix. H’lights. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Territory Cops. 8.30 MOVIE: War Of The Worlds. (2005, M) 10.45 Young Sheldon. 11.10 Raymond. 11.40 Weird Science. 12.10am Below Deck Mediterranean. 1.10 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 21. Adelaide United v Melbourne Victory. Replay. 10.30 Bondi Rescue. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 A-League Highlights Show. 11.20 NCIS: New Orleans. 12.15am Shopping. 2.15 Late Programs.

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Landline. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Victoria. (PG, R) 2.00 Miniseries: The Teacher. (Final, Mal, R) 2.45 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R) 3.40 Escape From The City. (R) 4.35 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)

6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Going Native. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Chefs’ Line. 3.00 Bushwhacked! 3.25 The Magic Canoe. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 APTN National News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 News. 6.50 Great Blue Wild. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 Karla Grant Presents. 9.30 Colony. 11.10 Late Programs.

Midnight In Paris. Continued. (2011, PG) 6.15 The Crossing. (2020, PG, Norwegian) 8.05 Adam. (2019, PG) 10.00 The Protector 2. (2013, M, Thai) Noon Belle And Sebastian. (2013, PG, French) 1.50 Agatha Christie’s Crooked House. (2017, PG) 4.00 Believe. (2013, PG) 5.50 Satellite Boy. (2012, PG) 7.30 The Day Shall Come. (2019) 9.05 My Big Gay Italian Wedding. (2018, M, Italian) 10.45 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs. 10.00 A Football Life. 11.00 America’s Game. Noon American Pickers. 1.00 Down East Dickering. 2.00 Barter Kings. 3.00 Hellfire Heroes. 4.00 Pawn Stars. 5.00 Motor Racing. Australian Off Road Championship. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 American Pickers. 8.30 MOVIE: We Were Soldiers. (2002, MA15+) 11.15 Late Programs.

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6.00 News. 9.00 News. 10.00 Weird Australia. (PG, R) 10.30 Rosie Batty’s One Plus One. (R) 11.15 Grand Designs New Zealand. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 National Press Club Address. 1.30 Back Roads. (R) 2.00 Unforgotten. (Mal, R) 2.45 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R) 3.40 Escape From The City. (R) 4.40 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. (R) 2.00 Arabia With Levison Wood. (PGaw, R) 3.00 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.10 Portillo’s Greatest Railway Journeys. (PG, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Tiny House Of Terror. (2017, Mv, R) 2.00 What The Killer Did Next: Kate Prout. (Mav, R) 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 Married At First Sight. (Mls, R) 1.30 Getaway. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGalv, R) 1.00 The Dog House Australia. (R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 People’s Republic Of Mallacoota: The Liquorice Bullet. (Ml) A bushfire-ravaged community unites. 8.30 A Dog’s World With Tony Armstrong: Super Senses. Part 2 of 3. 9.30 The Poles Revealed: Polar Change. (PG) Hosted by Mark Horstman. 10.30 ABC Late News. 10.45 The Business. (R) 11.00 Four Corners. (R) 11.45 Media Watch. (PG, R) 12.05 Deep Water. (Mlns, R) 12.50 Doctor Foster. (Mals, R) 2.45 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys: Guildford To Aldershot. (PG) 8.30 Insight. Looks at men rejecting fatherhood. 9.30 Dateline. Returns to meet Delhi’s street kid reporters. 10.00 The Feed. 10.30 SBS World News Late. 11.00 The Point. (R) 11.30 Thin Blue Line. (Premiere, MA15+al) 1.45 Blood. (Mal, R) 4.30 VICE Guide To Film. (Mlv, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGa) 7.30 Why Ships Crash. (Premiere) Looks at the blockage of the Suez Canal in 2021. 8.50 Police Strike Force. (Mad) Takes a look inside police investigations, stings and operations, as told by the men and women who were there when it happened. 9.50 The Rookie. (Mav) Nolan deals with an increasingly serious relationship. 10.50 The Latest: Seven News. 11.20 Rose West And Myra Hindley: Their Untold Story. (MA15+av, R) 12.20 MOVIE: My Cousin Rachel. (2017, Mls, R) 3.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 To Be Advised. 10.30 Nine News Late. Takes a look at the latest news and events from Australia and around the world. 11.00 Mr Mayor. (PG) An avocado shortage cripples L.A. 11.25 Stalkers. (Premiere, Mal) A look inside Paladin, a national charity. 12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) Hosted by Ben Shephard. 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 The Dog House Australia. Narrated by Dr Chris Brown. 8.30 NCIS. (M, R) Gibbs must face the reality of his actions after he assists Ziva with a task she needed to take care of. 9.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. (Mv) When DOJ Agent Hamilton’s partner is killed, Sam dons his former undercover persona of Switch to find the culprit. 10.30 NCIS. (M, R) The team investigates the crash of a fighter jet. 11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? 8.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8.55 State Of The Union. (Return) 9.15 Gavin & Stacey. 9.45 Schitt’s Creek. 10.10 The Office. 10.40 Defending The Guilty. 11.10 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 11.55 Parks And Recreation. 12.40am Black Comedy. 1.10 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon Basketball. NBA. Golden State Warriors v Utah Jazz. Replay. 2.00 AusMoto Show. 3.00 Video Game Show. 3.50 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Alone: The Beast. (Premiere) 10.10 Adam Ruins Everything. 10.35 Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over. 11.25 The Bad Kids. 12.25am Late Programs.

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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Flights From Hell: Caught On Camera. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Creek To Coast. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Harry And Meghan: The First Tour. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Pie In The Sky. 8.30 Foyle’s War. 10.40 Cold Case. 11.45 Late Programs.

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10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens. 8.00 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 11.00 America’s Game. Noon American Pickers. 1.00 Million Dollar Catch. 1.30 Barter Kings. 2.30 Hellfire Heroes. 3.30 Fish’n Mates. 4.00 Motor Racing. Australian Top Fuel Championship. Round 2. Highlights. 5.00 Wheelburn. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Highway Patrol. 8.30 Outback Truckers. 10.30 Train Truckers. (Premiere) 11.30 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. 12.10pm Soapbox Racing. Red Bull Series. Replay. 1.10 LEGO Masters. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Territory Cops. 8.30 MOVIE: The Revenant. (2016, MA15+) 11.30 Young Sheldon. Midnight Below Deck Mediterranean. 1.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 A-League Highlights Show. 9.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 The Love Boat. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Bull. 10.25 NCIS: New Orleans. 12.15am Shopping. 2.15 MOVIE: The Expendables. (2010, MA15+) 4.20 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 Chefs’ Line. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.25 The Magic Canoe. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Indian Country Today. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Great Blue Wild. 7.30 The Point. 8.00 Wellington Paranormal. 8.30 Over The Black Dot. 9.00 Letterkenny. 10.00 Gomorrah. 10.55 Late Programs.

Satellite Boy. Continued. (2012, PG) 6.40 Finding Altamira. (2016, PG) 8.20 Believe. (2013, PG) 10.10 The Weasel’s Tale. (2019, M, Spanish) 12.30pm Ladies. (2017, M, French) 2.25 Adam. (2019, PG) 4.20 White Tuft, The Little Beaver. (2008) 5.45 Midnight In Paris. (2011, PG) 7.30 The Last Word. (2017) 9.30 Let The Sunshine In. (2017, MA15+, French) 11.15 Late Programs.

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6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Family Pictures. (2019, Mas, R) 2.00 Autopsy USA: Dennis Wilson. (Mad, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGa) 7.30 Double Fault: The Novak Djokovic Saga. (M) A look at Novak Djokovic’s immigration saga. 8.30 The Front Bar. (M) Hosts Mick Molloy, Sam Pang and Andy Maher take a lighter look at the world of sport. 9.30 The Latest: Seven News. 10.00 America’s Got Talent: Extreme. (Premiere, PGa) Contestants showcase stunts and extreme talents. 12.00 Splitting Up Together. (PGas, R) 1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

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ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Anh’s Brush With Fame. 8.00 Art Works. 8.30 Tate Britain’s Great British Walks. 9.15 Finding The Archibald. 10.15 Keeping Australia Safe. 11.20 Louis Theroux: Savile. 12.35am Parks And Recreation. 1.15 Black Comedy. 1.45 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Peg + Cat. 5.25 Rita And Crocodile. 5.30 Pablo. 5.45 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. Noon Forged In Fire Latin America. 1.40 Noisey. 2.10 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw Bitesize. 2.15 Motherboard. 2.45 Child Genius. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. 9.30 MOVIE: Machete. (2010, MA15+) 11.25 Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Flights From Hell: Caught On Camera. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Secrets Of Skyscrapers. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 The Coroner. 8.30 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries. 9.30 Frankie Drake Mysteries. (Return) 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 3.00 Explore. 3.05 Antiques Roadshow. 3.35 MOVIE: The Ship That Died Of Shame. (1955, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 As Time Goes By. 8.50 Midsomer Murders. 10.50 House. 11.50 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Friends. 2.30 NBL Slam. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.10 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

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10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 iFish Summer Series. 9.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 The Love Boat. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 10.20 Matildas Preview Show. 10.50 FBI: Most Wanted. 11.45 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Songs From The Inside. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Chefs’ Line. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Te Ao With Moana. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 News. 6.50 Great Blue Wild. 7.40 High Arctic Haulers. (Premiere) 8.30 Yokayi Footy. 9.25 MOVIE: The Final Quarter. (2019, PG) 10.50 Late Programs.

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Football Association disqualify Carrum Compiled by Cameron McCullough A VERY important meeting of delegates to the Peninsula Football Association was held at Somerville last night. All clubs were represented, except Naval Base. Mr H. J. McCulloch (Frankston) replaced Mr P. McArthur as President on the motion of Messrs Evans (Dromana) and Floyd (Hastings). Messrs Morphett (Hastings) and Clylesdale (Dromana) secured Carrum’s disqualification from the Association by moving that the boundaries be those existing previous to Carrum’s entry. The voting was equal, and on the casting vote of President McCulloch, Carrum were ousted. It was a lively meeting, yet friendly, and the report in next issue will make interesting reading. The meeting adjourned until Friday, April 7th. *** A CRICKET match takes place at Frankston tomorrow between the local second eleven and Somerville. *** CR. Geo May, who has been on the sick list, is now able to be about again. *** MAJOR W. T. Conder has been appointed Governor of the Pentridge Gaol having been selected for the position from a large number of applicants. *** THE Frankston branch of the Protestant Federation held a successful meeting at the Mechanics’ Institute

last night, when Mrs Randall read an interesting and carefully prepared paper entitled, “The Ideal Branch.” She was accorded a hearty vote of thanks on the motion of Mr J. McComb, seconded by Mrs Peebles, and supported by Miss Purves. In reply Mrs Randall said she was very pleased to assist in any way possible. The chair was occupied by Mr Hartland. *** MR Morris Jacobs continues to make a good recovery from his recent severe illness, and is now able to resume the supervision of his business. *** THE annual meeting of the Frankston branch of the Australian Women’s National League was held at the Frankston hall yesterday afternoon. Miss Armstrong, from the central organisation, delivered an address to members dealing with the aims and objects of the League, in a highly interesting and informative manner. The following office-bearers were elected for the ensuing year – President, Mrs James Lambie: vice-presidents. Mesdames Utber, Deane, H. McComb and Jacobs; treasurer, Mrs Pownall; secretary, Miss Little. A strong committee was appointed. The social hour proved thoroughly enjoyable, a feature of the afternoon’s entertainment being a pianoforte recital by Miss Oliver, who attended the function at great personal inconvenience, and gave her services gratuitously. Songs were also rendered by Miss Christie, a talented visitor to the

district. Afternoon tea was provided. *** A SALE of five valuable shop sites takes place at Carrum on Saturday, 8th April, at 3 o’clock. The land is right opposite Carrum station, and adjoins Seacombe House. Messrs. Robertson and Stephens are the local agents in conjunction with Messrs. Cranny, Sambell and Co., auctioneers, Melbourne. Mr. W. S. Keast advertises five good orchard properties for sale. *** MRS. J. Wadsworth, of Nolan Street, Frankston, announces that she is forming a class for lessons in oil-painting. Intending pupils should communicate with her. *** A MEETING of the Frankston Branch of the Alfred Hospital Auxiliary will be held on Thursday, 6th April, at 3pm. *** MRS. Russell has arranged to have a stall at the Frankston market every Wednesday for the sale of pot plants, seedlings, and all, kinds of vegetable plants. *** CR. C. Murray, having resigned his seat in the council as one of the representatives of the Centre Riding, an election will be held on the 20th April to fill the vacancy. Candidates must nominate with the returning officer, Cr. J.C. K. McLean, before 6th April. *** A PLAIN and fancy dress ball takes place at the Cambrian Tea Rooms, Mt. Eliza, on Friday, 7th April.

*** PARENTS desirous of entering their children at the Frankston High School are invited to communicate with members of the committee, or Cr. Mason, immediately. *** IN the Frankston Church of England and Methodist Churches the night services next Sunday night and during the next six months will be held at 7 o’clock, instead of 7.30. *** MESSRS. Brody and Farmer advertise for sale by public auction, for removal, a 6-roomed W.B. house, fencing and outbuildings. This properly is situate at the Frankston railway station, and the sale, which takes place on 8th April, is being conducted on behalf of the Railway Commissioners. *** MR. J. Nott Marsh advertises an important sale of freehold property at Frankston on Saturday, 15th April, in the estate of the late E. E. Wittakeer. The sale takes place in Mason’s market rooms at 3.30 p.m. *** VISITORS to the Frankston Mechanics’ Institute and Free Library are well pleased with the improved conditions that now prevail under the management of Mr. E. Barrett. During the two or three weeks he has been in charge as acting secretary and librarian he has given constant attention to the duties connected with his office, with results very gratifying to the public. *** MISS Elliott has kindly undertaken the

task of again cataloging the books in the library, and now has the work well in hand. *** THE monthly meeting of delegates from Progress Associations between Aspendale and Frankston was held at Carrum on Saturday night last. The Railway Commissioners wrote, stating that while it was admitted that the second class accommodation on the early trains to the city on Monday morning was fully taxed, it was not possible to add further carriages; also stating that the proposal to sell tickets on both sides of the railway line could not be carried out owing to the expense. It was resolved, on the motion of Messrs. Beardsworth and Wiltshire, that further representations be made to the Railway Commissioners on the matters referred to. Cr Stephens reported that the Carrum Borough Council was approaching the Frankston and Hastings Council with a view to arranging a deputation to the Commissioners with the request that the suburban area be extended to Frankston. It was resolved that the Combined Progress Committee take part in the deputation to the Commissioners, in conjunction with the Shire councils, and, if necessary, the secretary be instructed to call a special meeting of the executive the day of the deputation at the railway buildings to arrange a programme. *** From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 31 March 1922

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Back in the game: Coach Marc Bressan revs up participants from the MPJFL Academy. Picture: Supplied

Junior footy looks to reconnect after covid Liz Bell liz@mpnews.com.au COMMUNITY sport is about to make waves on the Mornington Peninsula again, with the Mornington Peninsula Junior Football League in the process of building its numbers and reconnecting with schools for a great season ahead. The league’s administrator, Ben Lawrence, said sport had taken a huge hit over the last few seasons, and the league was in a fight to keep partici-

pation rates at a steady number. It is about to roll out a project called the MPJFL School Network, which involves interacting with schools to promote the benefits of playing organised community sport. Mr Lawrence said the MPJFL was a community-focused organisation committed to creating positive experiences for junior participants, and tangible participation outcomes for clubs, like it has done for 51 years. “As we come out of covid, our league and our clubs are always looking for new players to sign up and

play football within the MPJFL,” he said. The league is made up of 14 clubs that stretch across the peninsula and offers age groups from under 9s (starting at 7) to under 17s boys and under 18s girls. Mr Lawrence said playing organised community sport came with many benefits for children and young adults, teaching important life skills and greatly impacting on participants physical, emotional, social, and mental health. “To be proactive and try to stimu-

late registrations, we are launching the ‘MPJFL School Network’, which is a program that has been offered to all schools in the Mornington peninsula region,” he said. “The MPJFL School Network is our way of establishing relationships with schools on the Mornington Peninsula and we are extremely excited to roll it out in the coming weeks.” Mr Lawrence said the ‘School Network’ was the starting point in having more interaction with schools, and provided schools at no cost with promotional material, MPJFL

footballs, facilitation of a coaching workshop for PE department staff, and a three-week curriculum-based program labelled the ‘MPJFL Footy Carnival’, which will lead into Round 1 and hopefully generate interest. “This is an extremely important time period for community sport, and we need to ensure that kids in our region are getting active and playing organised sport,” he said. Anyone looking for a club, or wanting more information about playing footy, can visit www.mpjfl.com.au/ clubs /

Noonan’s fly flag for locals on Cup day HORSE RACING

By Ben Triandafillou IN a rarity for the Mornington races, it was looking as though no Mornington-based trainer would get a win at the feature Mornington Cup meeting on Saturday 26 March until the local Tony Noonan stable struck glory in the last. Despite jumping as a $20 outsider in the field, the consistent It’s Tornado Storm flew the flag for the locals swooping around the field to win comfortably by two lengths. In front of a crowd of 5,000, trainer Tony Noonan was ecstatic to get the result on Cup day with his son, Jake Noonan, also riding the winner. “A local horse hadn’t won all day and it’s always been a special day this,” Tony Noonan said post-race. “It was always a good day even when it used to be on the Wednesday, but it has (gone to another level). It’s a terrific track, it’s a terrific club and I’m just so thankful we were able to win one.” Noonan has had the five-year-old gelding in his care since March last year and has missed the placings just once in those nine starts. He put the consistent performances down to the hard work done behind the scenes. “My staff have done just a super job,” he said. “It’s a big fairytale type

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of result... it doesn’t always happen. They put in a lot of work behind the scenes. They spoiled him rotten and there’s a good reason for it.” In the feature $300,000 Mornington Cup (2400m), the Chris Wallertrained Crystal Pegasus fought off the race-favourite Pondus in the straight to cement his spot in the spring’s Caulfield Cup. The five-year-old gelding continued the successful run of European imports in the Mornington Cup, with them also winning the previous two editions of the race (Mount Popa, 2021 and Aktau, 2020). The European imports provided the trifecta in this year’s Cup which saw a field of seven lineup. The other feature on the day, the Listed Hareeba Stakes (1200m) was taken out by a roughie, Not an Option ($41), who camped behind the speed and fended off the challenge of the race-favourite Superium to win by a length. It continued the hot run of trainer Michael Moroney and jockey Patrick Moloney who combined to win the Group 1 Newmarket Handicap a fortnight ago.

Winners are grinners: Morningtonbased trainer Tony Noonan and son Jake Noonan combine to win the last race on Mornington Cup day. Picture: Supplied.

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It’s two in a row for Strikers SOCCER

Strikers light up: Cooper Andrews of Peninsula Strikers holds off an Old Scotch opponent at Ballam Park on Saturday night. Picture: Darryl Kennedy

By Craig MacKenzie PENINSULA Strikers have made their best start to a league season since 2016. A revamped senior squad under new coach Donn Delaney relied on a 22nd minute Cooper Andrews shot from inside the area to record a 1-0 win over Old Scotch at Ballam Park on Saturday evening. The result follows a 2-1 opening round win in what is Delaney’s first senior coaching job. He was unavailable last weekend along with four players who all were forced to isolate. “We’re a tight-knit group so handing the reins over to (reserves coaches) Steve Shephard and Jake Priest was easy,” Delaney said. Strikers president Adrian Scialpi was delighted with the league campaign so far. “These results are significant and it’s a really positive start considering we’ve got a senior team with an average age of just 22,” he said. “This is the direction we wanted to go in and so far the boys have stepped up and are really responding to the challenge.” However the weekend didn’t start well for local clubs with Langwarrin losing 3-1 away to Pascoe Vale in NPL2 on Friday while Frankston Pines had to settle for a 1-1 home draw with South Yarra on the same night. Pascoe Vale broke the deadlock in the 35th minute when Mohamed Habib sent Terence Carter clear on the right of the area and he struck a firm shot past Langy debutant keeper Jake Richardson and inside the far post. Richardson was a late replacement for Fraser Maclaren who was suffering from a severe migraine. Six minutes later it was 1-1 after a slick interpassing move involving Tommy Youngs, Ryan Paczkowski and James Kelly with the latter finishing superbly from just outside the area. The second half was a sorry affair for the visitors who went 2-1 behind in the 61st minute when Bilal Habib set up Mohamed Habib for a low left-foot shot from inside the area. Langy right back Sammy Orritt was shown a straight red after dragging down Bilal Habib in the 87th minute and Aydin Mustedanagic’s fine free kick sealed Langy’s fate. Pines played the majority of the South Yarra clash with 10 men after former club captain Graham Hill was shown a second yellow card and sent off just before half-time. Aaran Currie scored direct from a corner in the 62nd minute but South

Yarra substitute Jonathon Bithell levelled seven minutes later. Pines’ left back Christian Malgioglio suffered a dislocated knee in the 85th minute and was stretchered off. Malgioglio was due to see a specialist on Tuesday. In State 1 Mornington sits on top of the ladder after a 4-0 away win over Warragul United last weekend. The Seagulls took just six minutes to open their account when a fine long ball over the top by Sam Scott sent Josh Hine through. Hine held off his defender then slotted the ball past advancing Warragul keeper Liam Andersen. Hine struck again right on half-time when he again got onto the end of a through ball and rounded Andersen before tucking it away to make it 2-0. The visitors went further ahead in the second half when a Danny Brooks corner to the back post was headed back across goal by Josh Heaton and substitute Tom Wood had no trouble slotting home his second goal in as many weeks. An excellent Brooks through ball in the 88th minute sent John Maclean clear and although Andersen did well to save Maclean’s first attempt he was helpless as the former Langwarrin and Fitzroy City player made no mistake from the rebound.

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He pleaded guilty to the charge reducing his suspension by one match and as Baxter had a bye in round 2 Fernandez won’t be available until round 5. Somerville goes into the clash at full strength. “We’ve got great depth which presents a selection headache,” Somerville coach Lee Barber said. “The lads are really looking forward to playing our first game at home where we have all agreed that this year it will be a fortress and we intend to make it tough for anyone who comes to Tyabb.” Somerville went down 1-0 away to Sandown Lions on Saturday while Baxter had a bye after its opening round draw at home with Endeavour United. There’s a healthy rivalry between these sides and the presence of former Somerville player-coach Dave Greening in Baxter colours adds to the anticipation of what should be a great contest. In other State 4 news a second half collapse by visitor Chelsea enabled Endeavour United to swamp the local side 7-2 at Reema Reserve last weekend. It was 2-2 at half time with William Ong scoring both Chelsea goals but a second-half hat-trick from Peter Yin-

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In State 2 Skye United drew 1-1 away to Heatherton United last weekend but was stunned by a disallowed goal by referee Emanoyel Haractsis. Ali Sanad had put the home side ahead in the 28th minute but Mitch Blake levelled 10 minutes later when Marcus Collier headed on for Blake to finish. Controversy erupted in the 60th minute when Haractsis appeared to initially acknowledge that an Alex van Heerwarden header had crossed the goal line. A consultation with the assistant referee ensued and play resumed with a dropped ball. After the match images appeared on social media indicating that the ball had crossed the line which only added to Skye’s frustration over the incident. In other news Baxter hopes to have Jack Buttery and Matt McDermott available for Saturday’s big State 4 derby against Somerville in Tyabb. This is the first local derby of the season and Baxter’s senior squad has been hit with injury and unavailability in recent weeks. Lawrence Komba was injured early in Baxter’s round 1 clash and will miss the Somerville game while Daniel Fernandez was sent off in that season opener and received a three-match suspension.

ka-Kehinde, including two goals in the first five minutes of the restart, proved too much for Carlo Melino’s outfit. In State 5 normal service has been resumed as far as Mentone is concerned. Two games, two wins and top of the league. On Saturday Mentone demolished Bunyip District 5-1 at Mentone Grammar Playing Fields. Bunyip’s cause wasn’t helped when Joel Witherdin was sent off in the 35th minute but Mentone had to wait until first-half injury time before hitting the target through Tyler Pollard. Three minutes into the second half Wilhelm Rudzevecuis made it 2-0 when he headed home from a corner. Bunyip’s Mark Comini scored from the penalty spot in the 70th minute but two minutes later Marcus Spivey restored the home side’s two-goal cushion after great work by Joe Dunbar. James Hilton’s 89th minute penalty and a second for Spivey took care of business. Aspendale Stingrays have made their best start yet to a State League season winning 3-1 away to Endeavour Hills last weekend. A first-half penalty from Kieran Hughes saw both sides go in at the break tied at 1-1 but a second-half brace from Domenic Paul sealed the issue. Mount Martha lost 1-0 to Barton United at Barton Recreation Reserve on Saturday. Ethan Sanderson is expected to return to the matchday squad this weekend after injury. Meanwhile the last three local clubs still in the 2022 Australia Cup are in action on Tuesday night in round 4 ties. Langwarrin hosts Hume City at Lawton Park at 8pm, Frankston Pines hosts Clifton Hill at Carrum Downs Recreation Reserve at 8pm and Mornington is away to Altona East Phoenix at Paisley Park at 7.30pm. Here are this weekend’s round 3 league fixtures: FRIDAY: Frankston Pines v Monash Uni, Carrum Downs Recreation Reserve, 8.30pm; Monbulk Rangers v Skye Utd, Monbulk Regional Soccer Facility, 8.30pm. SATURDAY: Langwarrin v North Geelong, Lawton Park, 3pm; Casey Comets v Mornington, Comets Stadium, 3pm; Brandon Park v Peninsula Strikers, Freeway Reserve, 3pm; Somerville v Baxter, Tyabb Central Reserve, 3pm; Chelsea BYE; Hampton Park Utd v Aspendale Stingrays, KM Reedy Reserve, 3pm; Endeavour Hills v Mentone, Power Reserve 3pm; Casey Panthers v Mount Martha, Prospect Hill Reserve, 3pm.

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