Labor supporters celebrate retained seats
LABOR has comfortably retained the seats of Carrum, Mordialloc, and Frankston on its way to a decisive elec tion win.
The state government has been re turned with a majority in the lower house. It is projected to retain its “sand belt” seats despite a swing towards the Liberals in each.
a third term in office. As of 28 Novem ber she leads Liberal candidate Bec Bu chanan by 10.5 per cent on a two-partypreferred basis.
In Carrum the Greens have so far re ceived 7.1 per cent of the first prefer ence vote. The Freedom Party have se cured 4.1 per cent. All other candidates have received less than three per cent of first preference votes.
Kilkenny thanked her supporters on social media after her comprehensive
win. “Thank you for re-electing me as your member of parliament for the Carrum district. I am forever grateful. I will keep delivering what matters to our local community today, tomorrow and every day after that,” she said.
During the last term Kilkenny was made minister for corrections, youth justice, and fishing and boating.
There was a 5.7 per cent swing to wards the Liberals in Mordialloc, but it wasn’t enough to topple sitting MP Tim Richardson. With 76.7 per cent of the
vote counted, Richardson remains 7.6 per cent of Liberal Phillip Pease on the two-party-preferred count.
As of 28 November Greens candidate for Mordialloc Daniel Lessa has re ceived 9.7 per cent of the first preference vote. Independent Sarah O’Donnell has received nearly 8 percent of first prefer ences.
Labor is pledging to remove all level crossings on the Frankston train line by 2029. Its election also secures the future of the suburban rail loop, which is pro
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posed to start from a new Cheltenham Station at Sir William Fry Reserve.
During this term, supporters of the sandbelt parklands proposal will look to the state government to fulfill its promise to create the project. The state government committed to the chain of parks prior to its 2018 re-election. In November the state government con firmed it had purchased 83 hectares of land in Heatherton and Clayton South to create linked parks.
MP promises more rail works, healthcare spending
Continued from page 1 In Mordialloc, the state government promised to spend $12.6 upgrading Mordialloc College and $2 million on dredging Mordialloc Creek if re-elected. Mordialloc MP Tim Richardson told The News it was an “honour” to win another term.
“Having served our community for the past eight years as the member for Mordialloc, I have a proven track record of working hard each and every day to make our community a better place to live. Together with the community, we’ve achieved so much - whether it’s upgrading our schools and kinders, de livering road and rail projects like level crossing removals on the Dandenong and Frankston lines and the Mordialloc Freeway, free TAFE and free kinder, and creating thousands of great new local
jobs. But there’s always more to do, and I’ll keep working with our wonderful residents and community to make King ston and Greater Dandenong even better for the future,” Richardson said.
“We will continue to deliver road and rail infrastructure – including making the Frankston and Dandenong lines level crossing free, to reduce traffic congestion in our community and make it safer for cars and pedestrians. We’ll also continue our work to deliver the Metro Tunnel, to deliver more trains more often in our community, as well as our work on the suburban rail loop to connect our area to business, education and health hubs across Melbourne. And, we will start work on the airport rail, making our air port more accessible to our community.”
Richardson says that the state govern ment will help with the cost of living by
introducing free kinder for three and four year olds, making more TAFE courses free, and re-establishing the State Elec tricity Commission. He also says that an other 24,000 healthcare workers will be hired and Monash Medical Centre and Dandenong Hospital will receive major upgrades.
In other nearby seats, Labor MP Paul Edbrooke won another four year term in Frankston. Clarinda MP Meng Heang Tak comfortably retained his seat. He leads Liberal Anthony Richardson by more than 6000 votes so far - an 11.5 per cent margin.
Liberal MP Brad Rowswell is project ed to retain Sandringham, and Pauline Richards will hold onto Cranbourne for Labor. Labor MPs Gabrielle Williams and Nick Staikos easily retained Dande nong and Bentleigh respectively.
Planning panel asked to assess Cove changes
A PANEL will consider proposed changes to planning controls within the Endeavour Cove precinct, King ston Council says.
Kingston Council has been drafting new planning controls for the Patter son Lakes site. At a meeting last week, councillors agreed to ask the planning minister to appoint an independent panel to consider the proposed changes.
Planning scheme amendment C205 would grant council greater powers within the Endeavour Cove. It would introduce a planning permit require ment for some developments that are currently exempt.
The mayor Hadi Saab said that the
proposed changes were ready to move to the next step. “Two rounds of ex tensive community consultation have been key aspects of this process, with the planning scheme amendment re flective of what we have heard,” he said. “Endeavour Cove has unique planning rules to other areas of King ston. After a legal review undertaken in 2020, we identified some compli ance issues relating to the planning controls in this area. The proposed new controls address sensitive issues such as parking, height controls and overall development outcomes, with the aim of making them far clearer and more consistent.”
Under the current planning controls within the Endeavour Cove precinct, sometimes no permission is required to construct a building. These controls were tested at a recent VCAT hearing (“Council welcomes VCAT ruling at Cove” The News 19/10/22).
Past decisions made by Kingston Council in relation to the Cove site have been probed by an Ombudsman investigation. That investigation did not substantiate allegations of corrup tion, but highlighted council’s lack of transparency. (“Incompetence blamed for council’s Cove decisions” The News 20/10/21).
Brodie CowburnInquiry into death wanted
ANOTHER protest demanding action on Elly Warren’s death will be held next month.
On 10 December, protesters will meet at attorney-general Mark Dreyfus’ office to demand an inquiry into Elly Warren’s death. Warren died in suspicious circumstances in Mozambique in 2016.
Warren was born in Mordialloc. Family, friends, and supporters of the cause protested earlier this month at Victorian Parliament House demanding justice.
An inquest into Warren’s death ordered by Australia authorities in 2020 has not produced an outcome. Elly Warren’s father Paul says that he has “lost confidence in the Coroner’s Court”. Earlier this month Dreyfus said he has contacted the Australian Federal Police for information, and assured that the AFP “continues to assist the Victorian State Coroner with the ongoing inquest.” (“Young woman’s death unsolved after six years” The News 9/11/22).
Protesters will meet at 566 Main Street in Mordialloc from 12pm on 10 December.
Brodie CowburnSkyBus service starts
SKYBUS will begin running its “peninsula express” buses to the air port from this weekend.
SkyBus will be picking up passen gers from Frankston, Chelsea, Mordi alloc, Mentone, Moorabbin, Bright on, and Elsternwick on its way to the airport. The bayside bus service runs from 4 December onwards.
The bus route has been suspended during the COVID-19 pandemic. SkyBus co-CEO Michael Sewards said he was “delighted” to announce its return. “We had to make some tough but necessary decisions at the onset of COVID to suspend some of our express services and this impact ed the lives of many of our team who have helped us build SkyBus to what people know and love today, and who are part of the SkyBus family,” he said.
The SkyBus peninsula express ser vice operates every 90 minutes, with 13 return services on weekdays be tween 4:15am and 11:30pm, and nine return services on weekends between 5am and 7:30pm. For more informa tion visit skybus.com.au/peninsulaexpress
Police arrest alleged speedster
AN allegedly speeding driver was caught in Keysborough last weekend.
Police say the car was seen speeding on South Road in Moorabbin at around 6.40pm on 27 November. Kingston Tasking Unit police pulled the car over after it got caught in a traffic jam in Keysborough.
The driver was a 53-year-old man. He was charged with violations of the Crimes Act and Road Safety Act, and bailed.
Victoria Police senior constable Jeremy Tay said “this driver placed countless people at
serious risk today. I’m glad we’ve been able to safely remove him from the road before he hurt anyone.”
Anyone who witnessed the incident can contact senior constable Tay at Chelsea Police Station by calling 8773 3200.
A CAR impounded by police in Keysborough. Picture: Supplied
Western
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The Guide
SATURDAY BIRDS OF PREY NINE,
9.50pm
Margot Robbie (left) as Harley Quinn steps out on her own in this superb action-packed spin-off. After breaking up with the Joker, Quinn cuts her hair, adopts a pet hyena and takes up roller derby before realising she is in grave danger without her ex’s protection. With a ruthless crime lord (Ewan McGregor) on her tail, Quinn teams up with detective Renee Montoya (Rosie Perez) and two unlikely allies – the Huntress (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) and Black Canary (Jurnee Smollett-Bell).
SATURDAY
CSI: VEGAS
TEN, 8.30pm
You can rely on CSI to feature memorable clues and details. In “Burned”, there are Big Foot-like footprints found around the house where a gory doublemurder is being investigated. Wild, scary creature theories are quickly put to rest, with plastic wrap and an engagement ring offering clues. Meanwhile, Josh (Matt Lauria) feels so insecure in his relationship with Serena (Ariana Guerra) that he resorts to a dash of cyberstalking.
MONDAY TASKMASTER
SBS VICELAND, 8.30pm
Before an Aussie version of this competition-based comedy series hits screens next year, with Tom Gleeson as its arbiter of good tasks, it’s advisable to get a handle on the slightly unconventional format – season 11 of the original British version, premiering tonight, should do nicely. With Taskmaster Greg Davies and his assistant Alex Horne in charge, five new celebrity contestants – Aussie Sarah Kendall ), actress Charlotte Ritchie (Call Ghosts) and comedians Jamali Maddix, Mike Wozniak and Lee Mack – compete in a series of bizarre challenges.
Greg Davies hosts Taskmaster
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6.00 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Group C. Poland v Argentina. Continued. 8.30 Soccer.
2022 FIFA World Cup. Group A. Ecuador v Senegal. Replay. 11.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Group C. Poland v Argentina. Replay. 2.00 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Group D. Australia v Denmark. Replay. From Al Janoub Stadium, Al Wakrah, Qatar. 5.30 FIFA World Cup 2022 Daily World Cup Show.
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Afternoon News. 7MATE (73) SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 The Cook Up. 3.00 Bushwhacked! 3.25 The Magic Canoe. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Raven’s Quest. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 The 77 Percent. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Extreme Africa. 7.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. 8.30 Tribal. 9.25 MOVIE: The Man From Snowy River. (1982) 11.20 Late Programs. N ITV (34)
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Of The Museum. (Final, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Belgravia. (PG, R) 1.45 Doc Martin. (PG, R) 2.35 Poh’s Kitchen. (R)
3.10 Gardening Australia. (R)
4.10 Long Lost Family. (PG, R)
4.55 Back Roads. (R)
5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
6.00 The Drum. Analysis of the day’s news.
7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories.
7.30 Gardening Australia. Josh Byrne visits a daylily grower.
8.30 Vera. (Ma, R) Part 1 of 4.
Vera investigates the murder of a trainee forensic psychologist.
10.00 Fisk. (Final, PG, R) Petro drops by to give Helen some news.
10.30 Troppo. (Mal, R) Ted discovers his past haunting the present.
11.25 ABC Late News. Detailed coverage of the day’s events.
11.45 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (R) 12.25 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)
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2022 FIFA World Cup. Group F. Croatia v Canada. Replay. From Khalifa International Stadium, Doha, Qatar. 5.30 FIFA World Cup 2022 Daily World Cup Show.
6.00 FIFA World Cup 2022 Preview Show.
6.30 SBS World News.
7.35 Engineering Reborn. (PG)
8.35 Inside Central Station: Sydney Harbour Bridge Closure. (PGav, R) Narrated by Shane Jacobson.
9.35 Tutankhamun With Bettany Hughes. (PG, R) Looks at the real story of Tutankhamun.
10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mals, R) 11.20 MOVIE: The Fade. (2012, , Jamaica, Ghana, ) 11.30 FIFA World Cup Classic Matches. (R) 1.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Group H. Korea Republic v Portugal. 4.30 FIFA World Cup Classic Matches. (R) 5.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Group G. Cameroon v Brazil.
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6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 Border Security: International. (PGad, R) 12.30 Test Cricket: Pre-Game Show. 1.20 Cricket. First Test. Australia v West Indies. Day 3. Morning session. From Optus Stadium, Perth. 3.20 Test Cricket: The Lunch Break. 4.00 Cricket. First Test. Australia v West Indies. Day 3. Afternoon session. From Optus Stadium, Perth.
6.00 Seven News.
7.00 Cricket. First Test. Australia v West Indies. Day 3. Evening session.
9.00 MOVIE: The Fugitive. (1993, Mv, R) A doctor wrongly convicted of murdering his wife escapes from custody after a train accident, and tries to find the real killer while avoiding a dogged US Marshal and his team. Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones, Sela Ward.
11.45 Motorway Patrol. (PG) Drunk drivers play skittles with road cones. 12.15 Black-ish. (Mad, R) 1.15 Travel Oz. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 5.00 NBC Today.
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6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.
12.00 MOVIE: The Christmas Cure. (2017, G, R) 1.50 Talking Honey. (PG) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)
6.00 Nine News.
7.00 A Current Affair.
7.30 Taronga: Who’s Who In The Zoo: Tree Roo. (PGa) Three injured birds arrive.
8.30 MOVIE: Bridget Jones’s Baby. (2016, Mls, R) Forty-something and single, Bridget Jones becomes pregnant, but is unsure about who the father is. Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Patrick Dempsey.
10.55 MOVIE: I Don’t Know How She Does It. (2011, PGls, R) Sarah Jessica Parker.
12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R)
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6am TV Shop: Home Shopping. 7.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries. 7.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 GolfBarons. Noon Golf. Australian Open. Second round. 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Antiques Downunder. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Detectives. 8.40 MOVIE: From Russia With Love. (1963, PG) 11.05 Late Programs.
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6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGad) 1.00 The Living Room. (PGan, R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Good Chef Bad Chef. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. (R) 4.00 Farm To Fork. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.
6.30 The Project.
7.30 The Graham Norton Show. Guests include Daniel Craig.
8.30 The Flatshare. (Mal)
Two Londoners with divergent schedules agree to share a single-bed flat.
9.30 Just For Laughs Australia. (Mals, R) Hosted by Nath Valvo.
10.00 Just For Laughs Uncut. (MA15+ls, R) Hosted by Nikki Osborne.
10.30 Rhys Nicholson: Live At Darlinghurst Theatre. (MA15+ls, R) 12.00 The Project. (R)
1.00 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R)
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With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 NBL Slam. 7.30 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.30 The King Of Queens. 12.30pm Frasier. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.00 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 James Corden. 3.30 Becker. 4.30 Shopping. 5.30 Joseph Prince.
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6am Morning Programs. 1.55pm The Land We’re On With Penelope Towney. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 The Cook Up. 3.00 Jarjums. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 NITV News: Nula. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 Extreme Africa. 7.30 Barrumbi Kids. 8.00 MOVIE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze. (1991, PG) 9.35 First Nations Bedtime Stories. 9.45 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. 10.45 Late Programs.
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6am
Footy Legends. Continued. (2006, PG) 7.10 Zindagi Milegi Na Dobara. (2011, PG, Hindi) 10.00 Brassed Off. (1996, M) 12.05pm A Little Chaos. (2014, M) 2.15 Fellinopolis. (2020, Italian) 3.40 Long Way North. (2015, PG) 5.15 Fried Green Tomatoes. (1991, PG) 7.35 The Wife. (2017, M) 9.30 Martin Eden. (2019, M, Italian) 11.50 The Happy Prince. (2018, MA15+) 1.50am Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 11.00 American Restoration. 11.30 Pawn Stars. 1pm Hellfire Heroes. 2.00 Scrap Kings. 3.00 Timbersports. 3.30 No Man’s Land. 4.30 Aussie Lobster Men. 5.30 American Restoration. 6.00 Test Cricket: Tea Break. 6.20 Cricket. First Test. Australia v West Indies. Day 3. Evening session. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Carnage. (Premiere) 8.30 Housos: The Thong Warrior. 11.15 Late Programs.
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Noon The Carrie Diaries. 1.00 Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. 2.00 Full House. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 MOVIE: The Emoji Movie. (2017) 7.40 MOVIE: The LEGO Ninjago Movie. (2017, PG) 9.40 MOVIE: 47 Ronin. (2013, M) 11.55 The Emily Atack Show. 12.40am Late Programs.
6.30 Nigella’s Cook, Eat, Repeat. (R) Nigella Lawson shares her recipes.
7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories.
7.30 Doc Martin. (PGa) Louisa is shocked when she finds her father making a cup of tea in their kitchen.
8.20 Shetland. (Malv) The hunt is on for Sandy’s attacker, before a shocking confession causes tensions to boil over.
9.20 Midsomer Murders. (Mv, R) DCI Barnaby and DS Winter investigate the murder of a ballroom dancer.
10.50 MOVIE: Lion. (2016, PGa, R)
An Indian boy gets lost on the streets of Calcutta. Dev Patel.
12.45 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)
6.00 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Group G. Cameroon v Brazil. Continued. 8.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Group H. Korea Republic v Portugal. Replay. 11.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Group E. Costa Rica v Germany. Replay. 2.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Group G. Cameroon v Brazil. Replay. 5.30 FIFA World Cup 2022 Daily World Cup Show.
6.00 FIFA World Cup 2022 Preview Show. 6.30 SBS World News. 7.35 Michael Palin: Travels Of A Lifetime. (PG, R) 8.30 Christmas At The Tower
Of London: Inside The Tower Of London. (PG) Takes a look at Christmas at the Tower of London. 9.25 Titanic: Genesis Of A Giant. (R) 10.25 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. (M, R) 11.25 Best Wishes. (R) 11.30 FIFA World Cup Classic Matches. (R) 1.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group A Winner v Group B Runner-Up. 4.30 FIFA World Cup Classic Matches. (R) 5.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group C Winner v Group D Runner-Up.
6am Morning Programs. 12.00 Border Security: Int. (PG, R) 12.30 Test Cricket: PreGame Show. 1.20 Cricket. First Test. Australia v West Indies. Day 4. Morning session. (Please note: alternative schedule may be shown due to changes to cricket coverage). 3.20 Test Cricket: The Lunch Break. 4.00 Cricket. First Test. Australia v West Indies. Day 4. Afternoon session.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Cricket. First Test. Australia v West Indies. Day 4. Evening session. 9.00 MOVIE: U.S. Marshals. (1998, Mlv, R) A US Marshal, accompanying a group of convicts on a flight, pursues an escaped fugitive. Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes, Robert Downey Jr. 11.40 World’s Deadliest: Wheels. (Mal, R) Takes a look at deadly situations. 12.40 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. VALO 500 Adelaide. Day 1. Highlights. 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 It’s Academic. (R) 5.00 House Of Wellness. (PGa, R)
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6.00 Getaway. (PG, R) 6.30 A Current Affair. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Our State On A Plate. (PG, R) 12.30 Taronga: Who’s Who In The Zoo. (PGa, R) 1.30 Cross Court.
2.00 Golf. Australian Open. Third round.
5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 To Be Advised.
6.00 Nine News Saturday. 7.00 A Current Affair.
7.30 MOVIE: Justice League. (2017, Mv, R)
A team of heroes battles a powerful enemy. Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot.
9.50 MOVIE: Birds Of Prey. (2020, MA15+alv, R) Harley Quinn defends a young girl. Margot Robbie, Rosie Perez.
11.50 MOVIE: The Disappointments Room. (2016, MA15+alv) Kate Beckinsale.
1.20 Cross Court. (R) 1.45 Explore. (R) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R)
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6am Morning Programs. 12.05pm Extreme Africa. 12.55 Gifts Of The Maarga. 1.40 Sing About This Country. 3.40 Stand Up And Be Counted: A NAIDOC Concert Special. 5.35 Power To The People. 6.05 Pacific Island Food Revolution.
6.55 News. 7.05 On Country Kitchen. 7.35 Stay At Home Animal Dads. 8.30 Swim Team. 10.20 Yothu Yindi Tribute Concert. 11.50 Late Programs.
6.35 Fried Green Tomatoes. (1991, PG) 8.55 Long Way North. (2015, PG) 10.25 The Wife. (2017, M) 12.20pm The Girl In The Fog. (2017, M, Italian) 2.40 Footy Legends. (2006, PG) 4.20 Mary Shelley. (2017, PG) 6.35 The Big Steal. (1990, PG) 8.30 The Wolf Of Wall Street. (2013) 11.40 The Untamed. (2016, MA15+, Spanish) 1.30am Late Programs. 5.45 The Movie Show.
6am Morning Programs. 1pm Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Adelaide 500. Qualifying and Support 4.00 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Adelaide 500. Pre-Race and 6.00 Test Cricket: Tea Break. 6.20 Cricket. First Test. Australia v West Indies. Day 4. Evening session. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Ultimate Rides. 8.30 Counting Cars. 9.30 Full Custom Garage. 10.30 Barrett-Jackson: Revved Up. 11.30 Late Programs.
Programs. 1.30pm Inside Phuket Airport. 2.30 MOVIE: In Good Company. (2004, PG) 4.45 Children’s Programs. 5.15 MOVIE: Shark Tale. (2004) 7.00 MOVIE: Shrek. (2001, PG) 8.45 MOVIE: The Mummy. (1999, M) 11.10 Paranormal Caught On Camera. 12.10am Manifest. 2.00 Transformers Bumblebee: Cyberverse Adventures. 3.00 Power Rangers Dino Fury. 3.30 Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Pooches At Play. 8.30 Australia By Design: Innovations. 9.00 iFish. 9.30 Reel Action. 10.00 MacGyver. Noon NCIS: Los Angeles. 1.00 NCIS. 2.00 Bull. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 10.20 Evil. 11.15 Star Trek: Discovery. 12.15am Shopping. 2.15 Late Programs.
6.00 Reel Action. (R) 6.30 Leading The Way. 7.00 Tough Tested. (R) 8.00 Escape Fishing. (R) 8.30 What’s Up Down Under. (R) 9.00 Australia By Design: Architecture. (PG, R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 Well Traveller. (PGa, R) 12.30 Offroad Adv. (R) 1.30 Healthy Homes Aust. 2.00 All 4 Adventure. (PGl, R) 3.00 4x4 Adventures. (R) 4.00 Farm To Fork. (R) 4.30 Taste Of Aust. (R) 5.00 News.
6.00 Bondi Rescue. (PGal, R) 6.30 Hungry. Presented by George Calombaris and Sarah Todd. 7.00 Jamie’s One-Pan Wonders. Jamie Oliver prepares gnocchi with meatballs. 7.30 Blue Bloods. (Mv) Follows a family of cops.
8.30 CSI: Vegas. (Mmv) A mysterious Big Foot-like footprint is found near where a father and son were killed in a fire.
9.30 NCIS. (Ma, R) The team investigates the US Secretary of the Navy when her husband claims she tried to murder him.
10.30 My Life Is Murder. (Ma, R) 11.30 FBI. (Mv, R) 12.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Authentic. (PG) 5.00 Hour Of Power.
6am Home Shopping. 9.00 Snap Happy. 10.00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 11.00 All 4 Adventure. Noon The Love Boat. 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 2.00 A-League All Access. 2.30 Roads Less Travelled. 3.00 MacGyver. 5.00 Reel Action. 5.30 iFish. 6.00 Waltzing Jimeoin. 6.30 Scorpion. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 10.20 MacGyver. 11.15 48 Hours. 12.15am Tommy. 1.10 Evil. 2.05 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 9.00 Insiders. (Final)
10.00 Offsiders. (Final) 11.00 Compass.
(PG, R) 11.30 Praise. (R) 12.00 News. 12.30
Landline: Summer Series. (R) 1.00 How Deadly World. (PG, R) 1.30 Gardening Aust. (R) 2.30 Question Everything. (Final, R) 3.00 Fake Or Fortune? (R) 4.05 The Pacific. (PG, R) 4.55 Nigella’s Cook, Eat, Repeat. (R) 5.25 Antiques Roadshow. (R)
6.30 The ABC Of: Evonne Goolagong Cawley. (PG, R) Hosted by David Wenham.
7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories.
7.30 Death In Paradise. (PG, R) Jack faces a life-changing decision.
8.30 MOVIE: Judy. (2019, Ml)
Legendary entertainer Judy Garland heads to London in 1968 to perform in a series of shows. Renée Zellweger, Jessie Buckley, Finn Wittrock.
10.25 Miniseries: Ridley Road. (Mv, R) Part 2 of 4.
11.25 Mystery Road: Origin. (Mal, R)
12.25 The Heights. (PG, R)
2.45 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.00 Classic Countdown. (R) 5.00 Insiders. (Final, R)
ABC TV PLUS (22)
6am Children’s Programs. 7pm Andy And The Band. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Australia Remastered. 8.25 Pilgrimage: The Road To The Scottish Isles. 9.30 Laura’s Choice.
10.30 MOVIE: Courtney Barnett: Anonymous Club. (2021, M) 11.55 MOVIE: The Babadook. (2014, M) 1.25am Long Lost Family. 2.10 ABC News Update.
2.15 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.10 Dot. 5.25 Baby Jake. 5.35 Late Programs.
6.00 Soccer. Continued. 8.30 Soccer. 2022
FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group A Winner v Group B Runner-Up. Replay. 11.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group C Winner v Group D Runner-Up. Replay. 2.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group A Winner v Group B Runner-Up. Replay. 5.30 FIFA World Cup 2022 Daily World Cup Show.
6.00 FIFA World Cup 2022
Preview Show.
6.30 SBS World News.
7.30 Treasures Of Cyprus. (PG)
8.30 Relics Of Egypt: Exploring The Largest Museum. (PG, R)
A look at The Grand Egyptian.
9.30 The Colosseum: A Jewel In Rome’s Crown. (PGav, R)
A look at the Colosseum in Rome.
10.30 The Real Peaky Blinders. (R)
11.30 FIFA World Cup Classic Matches. (R)
1.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of
16. Group D Winner v Group C Runner-Up.
4.30 FIFA World Cup Classic Matches. (R)
5.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of
16. Group B Winner v Group A Runner-Up.
SBS VICELAND (31)
6am WorldWatch.
9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 The Movie Show. Noon Party Of Five. 1.00 The NY Times Presents: The Weekly.
1.30 The Rising. 2.30 National Road Series. Spirit of Tasmania Tour. 3.30 WorldWatch. 4.00 AusMoto.
4.30 Insight. 5.30 The Bee Whisperer. 6.30 FIFA World Cup 2022 Daily Show. 7.00 FIFA World Cup 2022 Preview Show. 7.30 Abandoned Engineering. 8.30 The UnXplained. (Final) 9.20 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 12.00 Border Security: Int. (PG, R) 12.30 Test Cricket: PreGame Show. 1.20 Cricket. First Test. Australia v West Indies. Day 5. Morning session. (Please note: alternative schedule may be shown due to changes to cricket coverage). 3.20 Test Cricket: The Lunch Break. 4.00 Cricket. First Test. Australia v West Indies. Day 5. Afternoon session.
6.00 Seven News.
7.00 Cricket. First Test. Australia v West Indies. Day 5. Evening session. 9.00 MOVIE: The Rock. (1996, MA15+lv, R) An FBI agent and a convict break into the former Alcatraz prison to stop a renegade general. Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris.
11.45 Autopsy USA: Muhammad Ali. (Madn, R)
12.45 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Round 13. VALO 500 Adelaide. Day 2. Highlights.
2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Drive TV. (R) 6.30 A Current Affair. (R)
7.00 Weekend Today.
10.00 Fishing Australia.
10.30 Women’s Footy. (PG) 11.30 Great Australian Detour. (R)
12.00 Golf. Australian Open. Final round.
5.00 News: First At Five.
5.30 Postcards Summer. (PG) Todd Woodbridge explores Castlemaine.
6.00 Nine News Sunday.
7.00 Snackmasters. (Return, PG) 8.40 60 Minutes. Current affairs program, investigating, analysing and uncovering the issues affecting all Australians.
9.40 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.
10.10 The First 48: Love Hate/A Soldier’s Life. (Mal) Takes a look at two homicide cases.
11.10 Untold Crime Stories: The Railway Murders. (Premiere, MA15+av) 12.00 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.00 Great Australian Detour. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.00 Mass. 6.30 Turning Point. (PGa) 7.00
Joseph Prince. 7.30 Joel Osteen. 8.00 Freshly Picked. (R) 8.30 Luca’s Key Ingredient. (R) 9.00 Destination Dessert. 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 The Challenge Australia. (PGl, R) 2.00 Everyday Gourmet. (R) 2.30 Jamie’s OnePan Wonders. (R) 3.00 Cook It With Luke. (Final) 3.30 Well Traveller. (PGa) 4.00 All 4 Adventure. (PGl) 5.00 10 News First.
6.30 The Sunday Project. A look at the day’s news.
7.30 The Graham Norton Show. Features celebrity guests.
8.30 NCIS: Hawai’i. (Mv) When the mother of a boy goes missing while out on her morning jog with her dog, the NCIS team sets out to find her, but learn that they may not be the only ones who are searching for her.
9.30 FBI. (PGv, R) The team investigates after the CEO of a brokerage firm is killed while surrounded by protesters.
11.30 The Sunday Project. (R) 12.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
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6am Morning Programs. 11.00 House Of Wellness. Noon Escape To The Country. 1.00 The Surgery Ship. 2.00 DVine Living. 2.30 Discover With RAA Travel. 3.00 South Aussie With Cosi. 3.30 Our Town. 4.00 My Greek Odyssey. (Final) 5.00 Escape To The Perfect Town. 6.00 Air Crash Investigation: Special Report. 7.00 Border Security. 8.30 Heathrow. 9.30 Air Crash Investigation. 11.30 Late Programs.
9GEM (92)
6am Morning Programs. 7.30 In Touch. 8.00 Beyond Today. 8.30 The Incredible Journey. 9.00 TV Shop. 10.00 My Favorite Martian. 10.30 Edgar Wallace Mysteries. 11.50 MOVIE: The Oracle. (1953) 1.35pm MOVIE: The Passionate Stranger. (1957, PG) 3.35 MOVIE: Breakfast At Tiffany’s. (1961, PG) 6.00 Bondi Vet. 7.00 MOVIE: Thunderball. (1965, PG) 9.45 MOVIE: The Bourne Supremacy. (2004, M) 11.55 Late Programs.
6am The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 The Middle. 10.30 Broke. 12.30pm Friends. 1.30 Two And A Half Men. 2.00 Basketball. NBL. Round 9. Sydney Kings v Adelaide 36ers. 4.00 Basketball. NBL. Round 9. Brisbane Bullets v Tasmanian JackJumpers. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.00 Friends. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 MOVIE: Poms. (2019, PG) 3.30 Two And A Half Men. 4.00 Broke. 4.30 Home Shopping.
NITV (34)
6am Morning Programs. 2.25pm The South Sydney Story. 2.55 Football. NTFL. Women’s. Under 18s. 4.10 Football. NTFL. Men’s. Under 18s. 5.25 Sportswoman. 5.55 The Land We’re On With Penelope Towney. 6.00 Spirit Talker. 6.30 News. 6.40 Wild West. 7.40 Greatest Hits Of The 70s. 8.30 Kutcha’s Koorioke. (Premiere) 8.40 Private Elvis. 9.55 MOVIE: Filly Brown. (2013) 11.55 Late Programs.
SBS WORLD MOVIES (32)
6am The Movie Show. 6.15 The Big Steal. (1990, PG) 8.10 Mary Shelley. (2017, PG) 10.25 The Parting Glass. (2018, M) 12.10pm Martin Eden. (2019, M, Italian) 2.30 Fried Green Tomatoes. (1991, PG) 4.55 All At Sea. (2010, PG) 6.30 Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner. (1967) 8.30 Foxcatcher. (2014) 11.00 Cape Fear. (1991, MA15+) 1.20am Her. (2013, MA15+) 3.35 Late Programs. 5.40 All At Sea. (2010, PG)
Monday, December 5
10 PEACH (11) 7MATE (73)
6am Morning Programs. 3.30pm Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Adelaide 500. Day 2. Pre-race and race. 5.30 Ultimate Rides. 6.00 Test Cricket: Tea Break. 6.20 Cricket. First Test. Australia v West Indies. Day 5. Evening session. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 8.30 MOVIE: X-Men Origins: Wolverine. (2009, M) 10.45 Late Programs.
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6am Children’s Programs. 2pm Rich Kids Go Skint. 3.00 Full Bloom. (Final) 4.00 Dance Moms. 5.00 Children’s Programs. 5.15 MOVIE: Smurfs: The Lost Village. (2017) 7.00 MOVIE: Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium. (2007) 8.55 MOVIE: Fast & Furious 7. (2015, M) 11.40 MOVIE: American Made. (2017, MA15+) 1.50am Rich Kids Go Skint. 2.45 I’ve Got A Text With Josh And Flex! 3.20 Late Programs.
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6am Morning Programs. 9.00 4x4 Adventures. 10.00 Reel Action. 11.00 Healthy Homes Aust. 11.30 Roads Less Travelled. Noon Truck Hunters. 12.30 Scorpion. 1.30 Pooches At Play. 2.00 Destination Dessert. 2.30 Waltzing Jimeoin. 3.00 Stories Of Bikes. 3.30 The FBI Declassified. 4.30 Escape Fishing. 5.00 Reel Action. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 6.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 48 Hours. 11.15 Late Programs.
ABC TV (2) SBS (3) SEVEN (7)
(9) 6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Australia’s Ocean Odyssey: A Journey Down The East Australian Current. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Rosehaven. (Final, PG, R) 1.25 Vera. (Ma, R) 3.00 Gardening Australia. (R) 4.10 Long Lost Family. (PG, R) 5.00 Back Roads. (PG, R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
6.00 Soccer. Continued. 8.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group D Winner v Group C Runner-Up. Replay. 11.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group B Winner v Group A Runner-Up. Replay. 2.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group C Winner v Group D Runner-Up. Replay. 5.30 FIFA World Cup 2022 Daily World Cup Show.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: A Holiday Wish Come True. (2018, PG, R) 2.00 Gold Coast Medical. (Man, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. (R)
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: A Gift Wrapped Christmas. (2015) 1.45 Explore. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (Mas) 1.00 The Challenge Australia. (PGl, R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Good Chef Bad Chef. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. (R) 4.00 Farm To Fork. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First. 6.00 The Drum.
7.00 ABC News.
7.30.
Neill. (PG, R) 1.00 Operation Buffalo. (Mal, R) 1.55 Total Control. (Mlv, R) 2.45 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
6.00 FIFA World Cup 2022 Preview Show. 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. (M) 8.30 24 Hours In Emergency: On The Edge. (Mal, R) Stories from King’s College and St George’s. 9.25 Zelenskyy: The Story. (Mav, R) A look at Volodymyr Zelenskyy. 10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mals, R) 11.30 FIFA World Cup Classic Matches. (R) 1.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group E Winner v Group F Runner-Up. 4.30 FIFA World Cup Classic Matches. (R) 5.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group G Winner v Group H Runner-Up.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R) 7.30 Motorway Patrol. (PGl) 8.00 Highway Cops. (PGl) Officers catch a fleeing motorcyclist. 8.30 9-1-1. (Final, M) Bobby worries about his AA sponsor. 9.30 S.W.A.T. (Mav) The team tracks a crew of bank robbers. 11.30 Heartbreak Island Australia. (Mls) 12.30 The Resident. (Ma, R) 1.30 Medical Emergency. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Snackmasters. (PG) 8.40 Inside The Superbrands: Heinz. (Premiere) A behind the scenes look at Heinz. 9.40 Suburban Gangsters: Catch And Kill. (MA15+dlv, R) A look at Nik Radev And Dino Dibra. 10.40 Nine News Late. 11.10 The Equalizer. (Ma, R) 12.00 Almost Family. (Mas) 12.50 Hello SA. (PG) 1.20 Talking Honey. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.
7.30 Bondi Rescue. (PGa, R) Lifeguards try to enforce social distancing.
8.30 The Challenge Australia. (PGl) A challenger’s past sins come back to haunt them, while another starts to break down under the stress of the game. The players get knocked around in a high octane Runaway Ride challenge.
10.30 FBI: Most Wanted. (Mv, R) A military veteran snaps.
11.30 The Project. (R)
12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
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6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Wheelburn. 2.00 Watersport. Austn V8 Superboats C’ship. Replay. 3.00 Seven’s Motorsport Classic. 3.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. VALO 500 Adelaide. H’lights. 4.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. VALO 500 Adelaide. H’lights. 5.30 American Restoration. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 American Pickers: Best Of. 8.30 MOVIE: X-Men. (2000, M) 10.35 Late Programs.
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Link USA. 8.30 Love Island Australia. 9.30 MOVIE: Horrible Bosses 2. (2014, MA15+) 11.40 Young Sheldon. 12.05am Satisfaction. 1.00 Below Deck Mediterranean. 2.00 Late Programs.
Tuesday, December 6
ABC (2)
6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Kurt Fearnley’s One Plus One. (R) 10.30 Dream Gardens. (R) 11.00 Restoration Australia. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Shetland. (Malv, R) 2.00 Call The Midwife. (PG, R) 3.00 Gardening Australia. (R)
4.10 Long Lost Family. (PG, R)
5.00 Back Roads. (R)
5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
6.00 The Drum.
7.00 ABC News.
7.30 7.30.
8.00 Stuff The British Stole: The Return. (Final, PG) Presented by Marc Fennell.
8.30 Love On The Spectrum. (R) Part 3 of 4.
9.30 Fake Or Fortune? De Chirico. (R) Part 3 of 4.
10.30 Summer Love. (MA15+l, R)
11.05 ABC Late News.
11.20 The Business. (R) 11.35 A League Of Her Own. (Ml, R) 12.50 Media Watch. (PG, R) 1.05 Baby Surgeons. (Ma, R) 1.55 Ask The Doctor. (PG, R) 2.25 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
ABC TV PLUS (22)
6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You At Christmas? 8.30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. 9.10 Staged. (Return) 9.35 Friday Night Dinner. 10.00 Fisk. (Final) 10.30 Everything’s Gonna Be Okay. 10.55 This Time With Alan Partridge. 11.25 Black Comedy. 11.55 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.40am Late Programs.
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SBS (3)
6.00 Soccer. Continued. 8.30 Soccer. 2022
FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group E Winner v Group F Runner-Up. Replay. 11.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group G Winner v Group H Runner-Up. Replay. 2.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group D Winner v Group C Runner-Up. Replay. 5.30 FIFA World Cup 2022 Daily World Cup Show.
6.00 FIFA World Cup 2022 Preview Show.
6.30 SBS World News.
7.30 Who Do You Think You Are? Chris Bath. (PGal, R)
8.30 Norfolk Island With Ray Martin. (PG, R) Ray Martin explores Norfolk Island.
9.40 Inside Air Force One. (Ma, R) Charts the history of Air Force One.
10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Madls, R)
11.30 FIFA World Cup Classic Matches. (R) 1.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group F Winner v Group E Runner-Up.
4.30 FIFA World Cup Classic Matches. (R) 5.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group H Winner v Group G Runner-Up.
SBS VICELAND (31)
SEVEN (7)
6.00 Sunrise.
9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: A Merry Holiday. (2019, PG, R) 2.00 Gold Coast Medical. (Ma, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. (R)
6.00 Seven News.
7.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R) A red flag is raised for Border Force.
7.30 Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly. (PG) Presented by Graeme Hall.
8.30 The Good Doctor. (M) Murphy, Wolke and Glassman meet a patient with an infected surgical sponge in their abdomen.
9.30 S.W.A.T. (Mav) The team races to rescue victims of a sex trafficking ring that is preying on disenfranchised women.
11.30 Chicago Fire. (Ma) 12.30 The Resident. (Ma, R)
1.30 Medical Emergency. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
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6am WorldWatch.
9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 The Movie Show. Noon
In Search Of... 2.30 VICE Investigates. 3.35 WorldWatch. 5.05 Shortland St. 5.35 Joy Of Painting. 6.05 Jeopardy! 6.30 FIFA World Cup 2022 Daily World Cup Show. 7.00 FIFA World Cup 2022 Preview Show. 7.30 News. 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats.
8.30 Travel Man: Rebel Wilson In Florence. 9.25 Forbidden History. 10.20 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs.
1.30pm My Maori Midwife. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30
The Cook Up. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.35 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Indian Country Today News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Extreme Africa. 7.30 Off Country. 8.00 The Beach. 8.30 The Last Land: Gespe’gewa’gi. 9.00 Hunting Aotearoa. 9.30 Atlanta. 10.40 Late Programs.
SBS WORLD MOVIES (32)
6am The
Movie Show. 6.25 Raid. (2018, PG, Hindi) 8.35 All At Sea. (2010, PG) 10.15 Foxcatcher. (2014) 12.40pm
Support The Girls. (2018, M) 2.20 The Red Turtle. (2016, PG, No dialogue) 3.50 Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner. (1967) 5.50 The Grey Fox. (1982) 7.30 Black Sea. (2014, M) 9.40 Shock Wave. (2017, MA15+, Cantonese) 11.45 Late Programs. 5.50am
The Red Turtle. (2016, PG, No dialogue)
6am Morning Programs.
8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Emmerdale. 12.30 Coronation Street. 1.00 Sons And Daughters. 3.00 Creek To Coast. 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. 4.30 Medical Emergency. 5.00 Animal Rescue. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Call The Midwife. 8.30 Miniseries: Bancroft. 10.30 Air Crash Investigations: The Accident Files. 11.30 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 11.30 Pawn Stars. Noon American Pickers: Best Of. 1.00 Hellfire Heroes. 2.00 Scrap Kings. 3.00 Billy The Exterminator. 3.30 No Man’s Land. 4.30 Aussie Lobster Men. 5.30 American Restoration. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Motorway Patrol. 8.00 Beach Cops. 8.30 Aussie Salvage Squad. 9.30 Outback Truckers. 10.30 Train Truckers. 11.30 Late Programs.
NINE (9)
6.00 Today.
9.00 Today Extra. (PG)
11.30 Morning News.
12.00 MOVIE: Heaven Sent. (2016, R)
1.45 Explore: Well Bread. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG)
3.00 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 4.00 Afternoon News.
5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)
6.00 Nine News.
7.00 A Current Affair.
7.30 Travel Guides. (PGlns, R) Aussies explore the Whitsundays.
8.30 MOVIE: The Dish. (2000, Ml, R) A power cut threatens success for a team of Australian engineers working under NASA supervision. Sam Neill, Kevin Harrington, Tom Long.
10.30 Nine News Late.
11.00 Skin A&E. (Mm)
11.50 Bluff City Law. (Ma, R)
12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R)
1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
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TEN (10)
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (Mas) 1.00 The Challenge Australia. (PGl, R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Good Chef Bad Chef. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. (R) 4.00 Farm To Fork. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. 5.00 10 News First.
6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.
7.30 Ambulance Australia. (Ma, R) A code one comes in for a two-year-old.
8.30 NCIS. (Mav) After an unknown shooter causes chaos at an annual Thanksgiving 5K run, time is of the essence for the NCIS team to find the culprit. Kasie joins Knight for holiday lunch at Knight’s sister’s house.
10.30 NCIS: Hawai’i. (Mv, R) The mother of a young boy goes missing.
11.30 The Project. (R)
12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
6am The Late Show
6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo.
7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Death In Paradise. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: Train Of Events. (1949, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 New Tricks. 8.40 MOVIE: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. (1969, PG) 11.40 Late Programs.
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6am Children’s Programs.
Noon The Carrie Diaries. 1.00 Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. 2.00 Full House. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 Botched. 8.30 Love Island Australia. 9.40 MOVIE: I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. (2007, M) Midnight Late Programs.
With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Seinfeld. 8.30 Basketball. NBL. Round 9. Sydney Kings v Adelaide 36ers. Replay. 10.30 Becker. 11.30 Frasier. 12.30pm The King Of Queens. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.10 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
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Wednesday, December 7
ABC TV (2)
SBS (3)
SEVEN (7)
6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News
Mornings. 10.00 The Great Acceleration. (R) 11.00 Australia Remastered. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Media Watch. (PG, R) 1.15 Call The Midwife. (PG, R) 2.15 The Big Blue. (R) 3.10 Gardening Australia. (R) 4.10 Long Lost Family. (PG, R) 4.55 Back Roads. (R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
6.00 Soccer. Continued. 8.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group F Winner v Group E Runner-Up. Replay. 11.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group H Winner v Group G Runner-Up. Replay. 2.30 Soccer. 2022 FIFA World Cup. Round of 16. Group E Winner v Group F Runner-Up. Replay. 5.30 FIFA World Cup 2022 Daily World Cup Show.
6.00 FIFA World Cup 2022 Preview Show. 6.30 SBS World News. 7.35 The Toys That Built The World: Clash Of The Toy Titans. (PG) 8.25 The Airport: Back In The Skies. (M) Part 1 of 3.
9.20 Tokyo Vice. (Premiere)
An American journalist moves to Japan.
10.25 SBS World News Late. 10.55 Dignity. (Premiere, Ma) 11.50 The Night Manager. (Mas, R) 12.40 Romulus. (MA15+av, R) 3.30 NSW Seniors’ Christmas Concert 2021. (R) 4.50 Destination
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7.30 2022 AACTA Awards.
(Mal) Coverage of the 12th annual Australian Academy of Cinema and Television Arts Awards.
9.30 My Life Is Murder. (Final, Mas) Alexa ends up in a cat-and-mouse game with the wife of a guru who died under suspicious circumstances.
10.30 Bull. (Mv, R) Bull assists Chunk.
11.30 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news and events.
12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Late-night talk show.
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Gift experiences that will last a lifetime
PERFECT for hard-to-buy-for loved ones or friends, the gift of a theatre experience is one they will remember for years to come. Gifts that create memories are perfect for all ages, and Frankston Arts Centre has just the ticket in 2023.
Music theatre fans will be delighted by PLOS Musical Productions’ performance of the smash hit musical ‘The Boy from Oz’ from 31 December for a limited season.
Combining epic songs from the ‘60s and ‘70s, inspiring stories and stunning visuals, the powerful ‘Rolling Thunder Vietnam’ is an uplifting rock drama – see it on 8 June.
For the kids, introduce them to the joy of live performance with the classic story books ‘Are We There Yet?’ and ‘Possum Magic’ live on stage, the delightfully clever ‘Bunkasaurus’, the visually spectacular ‘Roald Dahl’s The Twits’, or the explosive and hilarious ‘The Alphabet of Awesome Science’.
Comedy fans will enjoy a heady mix of comedy with a twist of circus in the ‘Club Soda’ cabaret show on 18 March, or wit ness the hilarity of ‘The Naked Magicians’ when they return to Frankston on 17 March.
Belly laughs are guaranteed when Ste phen K Amos performs ‘Before & Laugh ter’ on 15 April, and fans of the TV show will not want to miss ‘Hard Quiz Live Host ed by Tom Gleeson’ on 15 June.
For the music fans, an 11-piece power house band will perform the hits of Mo town legends in ‘Dancing in the Shadows of Motown’ on 3 February. Fans of rock will love ‘Chocolate Starfish: Bat out of Hell’, touring to Frankston on 4 February.
Australia’s Richard Clapton will play all the hits from his long career with his band on 10 February. Followed by John Waters in ‘The John Lennon Songbook’ on 11 Feb ruary, presenting a dynamic show for all the
generations.
Enjoy a night of hearing your favourites by two of the greatest singer-songwriters of all time with ‘The Piano Men: The Songs of Elton John & Billy Joel’ on 18 February.
On 4 March, ABBA fans will not want to miss the world’s number one ABBA show, ‘Bjorn Again – Thank ABBA for the Music 2023 Tour’.
‘Leaving Jackson: The Johnny Cash and June Carter Show’ will be a heart-warming and inspiring night of music for all to enjoy on 10 March.
Starring original Bee Gees drummer, Colin ‘Smiley’ Petersen, ‘The Best of the Bee Gees’ celebrates their mega-hits and stories on 24 March.
Darren Coggan will recreate one of the most inspiring singer-songwriters of our time on 28 April with ‘The Poems, Prayers & Promises of John Denver’.
Lovers of dance will be entranced by beautiful Victoria State Ballet produc tions of ‘Swan Lake’ in March, ‘The Snow Queen’ in June and ‘Giselle’ in September.
Celebrating 15 years and direct from Broadway, ‘Cirque Mother Africa’ returns to Australia with an all-new show touring to Frankston on 1 May.
Sydney Dance Company return to Frankston touring ‘ab [intra]’ in a not-to-be missed performance on 20 May.
Theatre fans will enjoy Season 2023 at Frankston Arts Centre – featuring critically acclaimed productions of ‘Wallflowering’, ‘Garry Starr Performs Everything’, ‘Eu phoria’, ‘The Sunshine Club’, ‘Paradise or the Impermanence of Ice Cream’ and more.
Too hard to choose? Get a gift card in stead! For more details, visit thefac.com.au or call 03 9784 1060.
Visitors to Frankston struck down with food poisoning
Compiled by Cameron McCulloughON Sunday last a party of eight mo tored from Williamstown to spend the afternoon at Frankston.
Whilst here the party had dinner in picnic style, and partook of tinned fish or meats, with the result that the whole party suffered severely from ptomaine poisoning.
One young lady was particularly ill, but under medical treatment they recovered and were permitted to return home during the cool of the evening.
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A HEAVY horse, attached to a heavy dray, that backs over a cutting sixty feet deep, and on reaching the bottom calmly walks away with some of the broken harness still hanging on him, must be little short of an acrobat.
Such an accident occurred at the quarries, Moorooduc, last week, and the equine wonder was so little concerned over the event, that he was able to resume his daily task of draw ing loads of firewood for the quarry furnace.
***
Mr. L. J. Ward, Secretary of the Pen insula Schools Committee on Monday last visited the Education Department to try and obtain confirmation of a report current in the town to the effect that the Ministers of Lands and Educa tion had arrived at a settlement in connection with the High School site at Frankston.
He was unable to see Mr. Hansen; the Chief Inspector and other officials appeared to be unable to give him any satisfactory answer.
Yesterday another effort was made to ascertain the position of affairs, but from the following it will be seen that
matters are still very much in the air:–
At last nights Beach Carnival meet ing Cr. Mason informed those present of his and Cr. Oates visit that day to Mr. Hansen, the Chief Inspector of Education in connection with the High School question.
Mr. Hansen, who has recently returned from a visit to America, said that he could not understand the at titude of Frankston.
In America, towns would exert their last ounce of energy and influence in order to obtain a high school.
They would sacrifice without a regret their amusements and sports on the alter of education.
Their offerings were the park lands and gardens of their cities. Their base ball grounds and public reserves were eagerly offered in order that a school might promise to a coming generation all the fruits that knowledge can bring.
What then was the matter with Frankston? Highett, Mordialloc, and Chelsea have all petitioned for the school that Frankston has virtually turned down, but owing to the fore sight of Mr. Hansen none of them have succeeded.
He sees in Frankston a great centre.
It is necessary that the school shall be near the station on account of the large influx of students by rail.
From Caulfield, Tyabb and Morning ton will they come.
With this school in the midst of Frankston, our town will advance at a phenomenal rate.
It has all that is required to assist it in its progress.
The electrification of the town, and of the railways; it has a good water supply, and is very fertile, a High
School holds great possibilities.
Cr. Mason concluded by informing the attendance that they had persuaded Mr. Hansen to come to Frankston on Thursday, 7th December.
Mr. Hanson will be down at 3 o’clock in the afternoon, and a good attendance of representatives was earnestly requested. ***
PERRY Bros’ Circus and Menagerie is amongst the largest now touring Australia, Tasmania and New Zealand, and after playing the principal cities of Australia with success, will visit Frankston by special train for one night only, on Monday, next, 4th December.
The Perry’ Bros. have spared no expense in securing the world’s best performers, for they have a very strong combination of clever tumblers, con tortionists and acrobats, and trapeze artists, assisted by talented horsemen and clowns, all of whom make Perry Bros’ circus the finest show now tour ing Australia.
A sight well worth seeing is the unloading of the circus train, which is performed by their famous Jumbo, the performing elephant, who was in the Prince of Wales’ escort throughout the Malay States.
The children of Frankston will have a chance that they should not miss, of seeing Jumbo, who does the work of 20 men and as many horses shunt ing the circus trucks into position for unloading purposes, and conveying the animal’s cages to the circus location.
The circus will visit Mornington on Tuesday. ***
THE Executive of the above Asso
ciation met in the Hastings Hall on Saturday last.
The President, Mr. J. D. Hodgins, presided.
Those of the Executive present were: Crs. Jones and Unthank, Rev. Craig, Messrs. D. Grieves, A. Grieves; A. Hodgins, Pitt, Boulter, MacRae, A. Edward, S. Edwards, Carpenter and Knox. Mr. D. Grieves was appointed secretary, with Mr. A. Edwards as sistant.
Mr. H. Knox accepted re-appoint ment as Treasurer, he having acted for some years as treasurer of the old Association.
His report on the finance of the As sociation was most encouraging, there being approximately £40 in hand.
With the secretary’s information that there were already 60 members en rolled, it can be seen that the Associa tion is in a splendid position.
The main discussion centered on possible and necessary improvements around the, jetty and foreshore.
It was decided to apply for a grant from a certain fund which is available to install a public bathing box, pur chase a block of ground near the jetty as a recreation ground and motor park, extend the jetty, etc.
Conveniences are also to be erected in the vicinity of the jetty.
The Secretary was instructed to have erected on the main road near Mr. Carey’s Bike Hospital, a red-and-white sign: “Danger to Motorists. To the right for Flinders”– as the hotel corner was considered to be a most dangerous blind corner.
All the Peninsula Progress Associa tions are to be communicated with to having a great advertising steamer
trip around the Westernport Bay in the near future.
It is proposed to invite Federal mem bers of Parliament to make the trip in order to make them familiar with what must one day, and that not long distant, be the greatest of Victorian ports. ***
THE employees of Cuming, Smith & Co. Pty. Ltd. held their annual picnic in the Frankston Park on Saturday last, when over a thousand were present.
The picnic was well conducted, and the behaviour of the “young bloods,” who usually abuse the liberty they enjoy, when on these annual outings, left nothing to be desired.
A band was provided, and the after noon was spent in dancing, sports and bathing.
Whilst playing “Aunt Sally” with the kiddies, one of the party got a terrific smack on the temple full force with the wooden ball.
He was knocked unconscious, and medical assistance had to be sought. ***
THE annual picnic of the Frankston Methodist Sunday school was held on Saturday last in perfect weather at “Ballam Park” – an ideal picnic spot.
Over 100 children were conveyed to the grounds in motor cars and drags.
The young people were liberally ca tered for, and, needless to say, entered with great zest into the various sports and games.
Great praise is due to the organisers and to those who so liberally supplied means of conveyance. The picnic was voted one of the jolliest and best yet. ***
From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 29 Nov & 1 Dec 1922
THE MEANING OF EXISTENCE... AND OTHER SHORT STORIES
Bemoaning the Era of the Post-Modern Mullet
By Stuart McCulloughFORGIVE me. Forgive me in advance for the truly intemperate, intolerant things I’m about to say. Forgive me if I hurt your feelings or betray myself as being too old to understand. I don’t want to upset anyone or hurt anybody, but sometimes the truth is a blunt in strument – probably a bassoon – and the kindest thing to do is simply to blow it and damn the consequences. I speak, of course, of haircuts.
We were at a shopping centre. You may disapprove, but we’re entitled as anyone to do our Christmas shopping without experiencing a wholesale as sault of the senses. We walked (as you do when you’re at a shopping centre) for what seemed like hours and time and time again were confronted by the sight of young men, often in groups, sporting a haircut known as a ‘mullet’. For those unfamiliar with the term, a mullet is the ‘platypus’ of haircuts. Just as a platypus looks like several different animals rolled into one, a mullet consists of two types of haircut that are diametrically opposed. Like ‘fire’ and ‘ice’. Like ‘oil’ and ‘water’. Like ‘good taste’ and ‘Married at First Sight’. Some things simply cannot coexist peacefully.
A mullet consists of short hair, gen erally located at the front of the victim’s subject’s skull, combined with long hair at rear. The logic – such as it is – being ‘business up front, party at the back’. It was the haircut that de fined the eighties. If that sounds like a somewhat pathetic achievement, you need to remember how competi tive haircuts were back then. It was an era that featured titans like the ‘blow wave’ and ‘the man-perm’. Ultimate
ly, they were no match for the mighty mullet.
As someone who grew up in the eighties, I aspired to have a mullet. My
dreams, however, were cruelled by a school rule that strictly forbade boys to have hair that touched the collar of their shirt. Flouting this rule was all in
a day’s work for some, who insisted on growing their hair out until a teach er intervened and threatened to cut it on the spot. The resulting handiwork was proof – if it were needed – that hairdressing is a skill acquired through training and not at teacher’s college.
But as human beings, we evolve. That is, if we’re lucky. With the bene fit of hindsight and, possibly, a mirror, we came to understand that the mullet was an incredibly ugly haircut that not so much failed to flatter the host as it did insult them outright. Eventually, mullets went the way of acid wash jeans and were quietly retired at some point in the nineties. Granted, there was the occasional resurgence, includ ing one led by Billy Ray Cyrus and his magical carpet of hair; who brazenly boot-scooted to distract you from the tonsorial atrocity that was perched on top of his head. The horror.
Quite literally, I thought all that ug liness was behind us. Turns out I was wrong. A mere thirty-five years later and it seems that young men have embraced the mullet with a disturb ing level of enthusiasm. Worse still, they have taken this most tragic of haircuts and made it worse with a se ries of new and horrifying additions. These include a bowl-cut at the front; presumably to get the ‘demonic altar boy’ look that everyone’s been rav ing about. What’s happening out back only makes it worse.
There are two models of modern mullet. There’s the one where the long hair at the back is teased or curled to give the impression of some kind of ‘hair explosion’ from a flatulent skull. The other is lank and creates the im pression of having only recently been
released from prison. Both kinds are all kinds of ugly. It’s as though young men everywhere are participating in some kind of competition, vying for the title of ‘world’s rudest head’.
Perhaps I’m too old and don’t un derstand. Maybe I’m jealous at not being able to grow so luxurious a mul let of my own. For all I know, these haircuts are a part of a sincere albeit misguided vow of abstinence by these young men. Or perhaps it hurts to see the mistakes of the past being so hide ously repeated by the next generation. I’m not sure. All I know is that you ought not go out of your way to have a head that looks like a dropped pie. You can do better. Humanity is beg ging you.
Naturally, I said nothing as they sauntered past me in the shopping cen tre. As much as I wanted to walk up to one of these young men, grab him by the shoulders and shake him while screaming, ‘IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS SACRED, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING??????’ I refrained, because I thought there was a slight chance that I might be misunderstood. Instead, I said noth ing. Perhaps I subtly shook my head in disbelief and, granted, there was the slightest hint of a tear in my eye, but I kept my thoughts to myself.
If you’re reading this and are sport ing a renaissance mullet, I beg you to reconsider. You’ll be glad you did. But if, after reading this story and viewing footage from the eighties, you remain unconvinced, then I simply can’t help. Just know that I’m disappointed by your decision and that you broke my heart. My achy, breaky heart.
stuart@stuartmccullough.com
CHELSEA MORDIALLOC MENTONE NEWS scoreboard
Hat-trick keeps Heatherhill alive, Grant smashes century
By Brodie CowburnPROVINCIAL
JUSTIN Grant was the star of the show for Old Peninsula on Saturday, scoring a century to get his side off to a great start against Langwarrin.
Old Peninsula batted for the whole afternoon on Saturday, the first day of a two-day match.
Opener Dylan O’Malley got his side started on the right foot. He smashed 82 runs before being dismissed.
Grant came in at number four and dominated. He scored 101 runs for his side, helping them to a final total of 8/318 at stumps.
Langwarrin has a big mountain to climb on day two to get a result.
At Ballam Park East, Long Island is in a good position to defeat Pines.
Pines were bowled out for 159 runs. Long Is land made a dent in their target before stumps, finishing the day at 0/35.
Sorrento enjoyed a good day at the crease on Saturday. They hosted Red Hill, and finished the day at 9/231.
Baden Powell will start day two this Saturday at 0/40. They are chasing Baxter’s total of 194.
PENINSULA
AN Adeel Hussain hat-trick has kept Heatherhill’s hopes of beating Flinders alive.
Flinders batted first on day one of their twoday match against Heatherhill. At 3/134 Flinders were flying, but a big collapse soon followed.
A Hussein hat-trick saw Flinders bowled out for 197. Hussein finished with excellent figures of 7/44 off 16 overs.
Heatherhill batted for seven overs before stumps. They start day two on 0/15.
A stunning unbeaten knock of 140 from Madushanka Perera was the highlight of day one play between Moorooduc and Dromana.
Moorooduc scored 9/236 on day one. Perera smashed 11 boundaries during his innings.
Mt Eliza’s run chase against Seaford Tigers is off to a bad start. The Tigers were bowled out on day one for 154. Mt Eliza came in to bat before stumps, but ended up losing a wicket without scoring.
Mornington face an uphill battle on day two of their match against Somerville. They will have to score 311 to win.
DISTRICT
CARRUM Downs are in striking distance of a win against Hastings.
Hastings batted on day one of their match on Saturday. They were bowled out for just 112.
Carrum Downs came in to bat and finished the day at 1/47. Hastings will have to put on an excellent bowling performance to prevent defeat.
At RF Miles Reserve, Jake D’Atri and Shaun Foster combined for a partnership of nearly 200 runs last weekend.
The two Carrum batters were awesome against Seaford. Foster raised the bat for a century, scor ing 111 runs, and D’Atri scored 92.
Carrum was bowled out for 279. Seaford will start day two from 0/15 with a lot of work to do.
Delacombe Park enjoyed a good day on their home deck on Saturday. They batted for the whole day, scoring 9/245. Opener Jonathan Guthrie top scored with 74.
SUB DISTRICT
TOOTGAROOK wrapped up a first innings win over Pearcedale on Saturday, and are in a good position to grab all the points.
Pearcedale was sent in to bat first at home. They struggled badly, ending up all out for 47. They lost their last five wickets for four runs.
Tootgarook came in to bat and soon surpassed their target. They went on to make 8/147 before declaring.
Pearcedale didn’t have much better luck in their second innings. They will restart on day two from 2/11.
Mt Martha put themselves in the box seat for a win with a strong bowling performance against Skye.
Batting first, Mt Martha scored 162 runs. Skye’s hopes of victory took a huge blow when they came in to bat before stumps. They finished the day at 4/24.
Tyabb will defend a total of 227 on day two of their matchup against Boneo. Rye scored 243 on day one of their match against Ballam Park, who will start day two at 1/12.
Balnarring are in with a chance of beating Frankston YCW. They will need to score 169 to win on day two.
Clayton’s a tonic for Strikers
SOCCER
By Craig Ma cKenzieTHE first thing that strikes you as you enter the Centenary Park club rooms is a bar with a Shiplap timber cladding façade.
There’s signage on the façade. It reads: “The Clayton Lee Bar.”
Lower your gaze to a 75-year-old grey-haired man with a welcoming smile and a lilting Welsh accent.
He is serving behind the bar – his bar – and he’s been doing that for decades.
Since July 1982 when the Lee fam ily from south Wales emigrated to Australia Clayton Lee has been one of the constants of the local game.
Lee, wife Ann and oldest son Dar ren joined Skye Rovers that year with Darren Lee’s younger brother Ryan starting his football journey the following year with Rovers.
The family patriarch has watched his first club here metamorphose into Frankston United, Frankston Strikers and eventually Peninsula Strikers.
He’s been a player and administra tor (vice-president at one stage) and during his time there has watched three championship-winning sides strut their stuff – in 1996 and 2000 under player-coach Russell Black and in 2007 when George Hughes and his men claimed the State 3 South-East championship
“Yeah in Blackie’s days I’d say that was the best down here,” Lee said.
“The skill and the football level were the big things and everybody played for each other – they all knew what they had to do.”
The highlight of Lee’s playing ca reer came on Saturday, 19 September 1987.
It’s a game etched in his memory. The only senior appearance he ever made.
“It was the last game of the sea son against Lyndale up at the school (Lyndale Secondary College) and they kept me on for the whole 90 minutes,” he said with a laugh.
“I started off up front then Lyndale scored so they put me back in de fence but Lyndale won 1-0.”
It’s a measure of the Lee family’s contribution to Strikers that Clayton, Ann and Ryan Lee are all life mem bers.
The darkest time in Clayton’s Lee involvement with the club came in July 2019 when Ann Lee died and he was thankful of the support Strikers provided.
“It was a very emotional thing and the club did everything they could to
try and make things easier for me.
“I can’t fault them in that respect.
“Ann was such a big loss for the club as she did so much work with the canteen and other things there and the club was such a big part of our lives here in Australia.
“Over the years we’ve met a lot of people and made good friends and that’s all down to being part of the club.”
Lee manages the bar and it’s a timeintensive role especially if Strikers are playing at home the day after the club’s fortnightly karaoke night.
“Well it all starts on Thursday night at training then if there’s karaoke on the Friday and a home game on the Saturday that’s really your weekend taken up.
“I tell people it’s not the hours serving behind the bar but the hours it takes preparing and trying to make
sure things run smoothly.
“Saturday can often be a 12-hour day from start to finish and if a func tion goes late into the night you’ve got to clean up and you can be leav ing there at 2.30 in the middle of the night some times.
“To be honest I don’t know how much longer I can keep doing this.
“I’m getting older now you know,” he said before bursting into laughter once more.
It hasn’t all been smooth sailing for the Welshman though.
“I can’t tell you for sure when I started running the bar but it’s got to be at least 30-odd years ago now.
“And I’ve resigned from doing it a few times when things weren’t going right when I was doing everything and not getting any sort of help but I’ve always come back to doing it and I’m sure these things happen at
all the clubs.”
Lee has witnessed a cavalcade of coaches at the helm during his time with the club and he admits that he clashed with the committee over some selections.
“I’ve been on committees a few times when coaches were sacked and new ones hired and I’ve had a few rows when I knew some coaches shouldn’t have been hired because I knew what they were like.
“One time I went overseas think ing the coaching situation had been sorted and I got a phone call when I was away to tell me they’d hired a new coach.
“I’m not going to name names but I wasn’t happy about that and I explained what happened to the old coach when I got back.”
But Lee no longer is at odds with the committee over coaching ap
pointments.
“I don’t get involved with that sort of stuff any more.
“I just think it’s their job (the com mittee) to get the people in to put a good team on the park and it’s my job to run the bar.
“And to be fair the committee have done very well.
“We had two years of COVID plus the ground getting ripped up and a new ground laid so we couldn’t use the clubrooms the way we usually would have.
‘We couldn’t afford really to buy new players and those young boys we used this year absolutely gave it their all.
“What I liked about it was there wasn’t really a reserves team or a senior team – they were all one team.
“There was no them and us among the players and everybody fitted in well plus those young boys played their hearts out.
“Some of the boys who played last season were inexperienced at that level so you’d think they’d develop a lot.
“And from what I see the players think they can go out and try and win the thing.
“In the space of a year they’ve re versed the talk from all this rubbish about getting relegated to finishing on top of the league.
“In just one season.
“Not bad eh?” Lee said with a broad grin.