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Paving a path Level crossing removal crews work on a continuous path which runs from Frankston to Edthvale. The path will open in stages from next month. See story page 4. Picture: Supplied

Airport plans sent back to the drawing board Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au THE proposed master plan for Moorabbin Airport has been knocked back by the federal government.

Infrastructure, transport and regional development minister Barnaby Joyce announced that the plan had been rejected under the Commonwealth Airports Act last week.

The draft master plan put out by

Moorabbin Airport last year outlined a number of objectives, including “growing flight training activity to 1,800 students per year, an increase of 450 students from 2020 levels and forecast as the safe maximum achievable within airspace capacity constraints of the airport”, “investing a further $300 million in aviation and non-aviation activities by 2029”, and “simplifying the airport’s planning framework by reducing the number of land use precincts from seven to

five, and aligning associated zoning and planning controls for aviation and non-aviation areas”.

Kingston Council has been campaigning against the approval of the master plan. The mayor Steve Staikos has expressed fears that the plan “continues the trend of previous master plans that facilitated substantial non-aviation development, further threatening to squeeze out aviation businesses.”

“We welcome the Australian Gov-

ernment’s refusal of the proposed master plan and believe it sends a clear signal in support of the local aviation industry,” Cr Staikos said.

“We want to see adequate space set aside around runways to ensure safety and secure a strong future for aviation businesses, plus see much tighter controls to limit commercial development near neighbouring homes.

“We believe the decision at Moorabbin Airport is an important one for local governments around Australia

who have a strong role to play in enhancing aviation policy.”

Kingston councillor Tracey Davies said that council is “looking forward to working with MAC, the Moorabbin Airport Chamber of Commerce and the Australian Government to develop an enhanced plan that meets the needs of the aviation industry and neighbouring residents.”

Moorabbin Airport was contacted for comment.

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Golf course report handed to planning minister Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au THE planning minister has received a report on the planned redevelopment of the former Kingswood golf course site at Dingley Village.

The report, prepared by the state government’s golf course redevelopment standing advisory committee, was handed to the minister last month.

He is currently considering the next step.

The report assesses whether the plans for the site satisfy the state gov-

ernment’s planning guidelines for the conversion of golf course land to other purposes.

The site is owned by AustralianSuper.

Its plans include subdividing the land into 823 lots to build dwellings with a maximum height of three stories.

Previous plans for the site have sparked fierce community backlash.

Kingston Council received more than 8000 submissions on an AustralianSuper proposal for the golf course in 2018.

AustralianSuper has also recently lodged an appeal against a council decision to disallow tree removals at the golf course site. In a statement, Aus-

tralianSuper said it has received advice that “the trees are in such condition that they pose a risk and may fail to satisfy the owner’s obligations under the Occupational Health and Safety Act.” “In order to have the trees considered individually, it has been necessary to lodge 21 separate applications.

If grouped together, a decision about a single tree might impact the future of all others.”

The Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal hearing on the matter is scheduled from 30 August to 2 September 2022.

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End of the line for net fishing

Cheltenham man killed in crash

NET fishing is now banned in Port Phillip Bay. In 2014, the state government announced that it would phase out commercial netting in Port Phillip Bay by 2022. The ban came into effect last week.

The Victorian Fisheries Authority website states that 35 of the original 43 net fishers at Port Phillip Bay have left, with eight commercial operators now remaining. Those staying will be directed to not use nets.

The state government has spent $27 million in taxpayer funding on converting the Port Phillip Pay commercial fishing industry to a hook and line snapper fishery. It hopes that fishers will now have access to another 600 tonnes of fish per year after the change.

Fishing and boating minister Melissa Horne said “ending commercial netting in Port Phillip was a promise we made when we were elected eight years ago, and it’s a promise we’ve kept, signalling a bright future for fishing in Victoria.”

“We have listened to recreational fishers who were seeing fewer fish in Port Phillip Bay as a result of commercial trawling and have worked to maintain the right balance between what that sector wants, while still ensuring a robust alternative supply of fresh seafood for Victorians,” she said.

“We know how important Port Phillip Bay is to recreational fishers which is why we are also investing in better facilities like fish cleaning tables, boat ramps and trailer parking.”

The state government says it will work with Jobs Victoria to support workers affected by the change.

A MAN from Cheltenham was among five people killed in a helicopter crash last week.

The helicopter departed Moorabbin Airport on the morning of 31 March.

It stopped in Melbourne to pick up passengers before setting off for Ulupna in northern Victoria.

The vehicle never made it to its destination. The Police Air Wing found the helicopter wreckage around Blair’s Hut, Mount Disappointment, a little before midday.

All five occupants of the helicopter died. They were a a 32-year-old man from Cheltenham, a 50-year-old woman from Inverloch, a 73-year-old man from Albert Park, a 59-year-old man from New South Wales, and a 70-year-old man from New South Wales.

The Australian Transport Safety Bureau is looking into the cause of the crash.

PARC program starting soon PENINSULA Aquatic Recreation Centre is getting ready for its school holiday program.

This year’s program includes the aquatic playground and green water slide. Other activities including face painting, balloon twisting, and a visit from the Easter Bunny are also scheduled.

PARC’s holiday program runs from 11 April to 22 April. For more information visit parcfrankston.com.au.

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Applications are open for the SRL Community Projects Fund Communities along the SRL East rail corridor will now have access to a multi million dollar SRL Community Projects Fund - supporting community initiatives and projects, big and small.

Suburban Rail Loop (SRL) is the biggest construction project in Victorian history.

SRL East will deliver six new underground stations from Cheltenham to Box Hill which connect key employment, health, education and retail centres, transforming our public transport system and slashing travel times.

But it’s more than just a rail line.

SRL will reshape Melbourne into a ‘city of centres’. Like other major metropolitan cities of the world, there’ll be more jobs in our middle suburbs closer to where people live.

So we’re investing in these communities long before trains start running on SRL East.

Applications are now open to community groups, not-for-profits, sports clubs and schools for grants of between $10,000 and $80,000 for their fantastic local initiatives.

Projects could include new and improved parks and playgrounds, support for local festivals and events, new sports equipment or club facility upgrades in the broader areas around the new SRL East stations at Cheltenham, Clayton, Monash, Glen Waverley, Burwood and Box Hill.

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New walkway on the path to completion THE new cycling and walking path along Station Street in Edithvale, Bonbeach, and Chelsea will open in stages from next month.

When works are complete, there will be 11 kilometers of continuous pathway between Frankston and Edithvale.

The path is being built as part of the Level Crossing Removal Project’s works at the Chelsea, Edithvale, and Bonbeach Stations. Resurfacing will take place along Station Street until the end of April, with work to be completed in stages between First Avenue in Aspendale and Mernda Avenue in Bonbeach.

Level Crossing Removal Project assistant program director Andrew Brenchley has warned that motorists may face disruptions while works are completed.

“While we continue our finishing works, including Station Street resurfacing, motorists should prepare for disruptions at times and plan their journey, with all of the works to be done by the middle of the year,” he said. “There’s not long to go until locals are walking, jogging and cycling along the 11 kilometres of shared use path between Edithvale and Frankston.”

Level Crossing Removal Project undergraduate site engineer Train Sangkhamatr said “it’s really great to see the three new station precincts coming together so well and locals say they really appreciate the work we’re doing.”

Final works at the three stations, which are expected to be finished within months, includes the planting of 800 trees and 85,000 shrubs. The opening of more car parks and installation of CCTV to monitor them is also taking place, as well as finishing works on the Chelsea pedestrian bridge.

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THE path between Edithvale and Frankston being constructed. Picture: Supplied

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AT MORNINGTON RACECOURSE The front lawn will be transformed into an Easter Eggs-travaganza with the annual Easter Egg Hunt back for the littles ones to enjoy and a very egg-ceptional guest will also make a special appearance.

There will also be kids’ rides, activities and entertainment to enjoy, as well as a variety of food and beverages available for purchase.

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Drugs and cash seized POLICE have arrested two people and seized drugs, cash, and jewellery after raids across Dingley Village, Frankston, Mulgrave, and Prahran.

Around 2 kilograms of cocaine were allegedly seized from the Frankston address. Police say they seized $20,000 in cash, jewellery, and other drugs from the Mulgrave address.

A 24-year old Frankston man and a 25-year old Mulgrave man were both charged with trafficking a large commercial quantity of drugs,

A MAN police want to speak to about the theft of a package. Picture: Supplied

Package pinched POLICE are investigating the theft of a package from Aspendale.

The package was allegedly taken at around 7am on 13 March.

Police have released an image of a man they believe can assist with their investigation.

Anyone who recognises the man can call Mordialloc Police Station on 9588 2988 or Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.

drug possession, dealing in the proceeds of crime, and weapon offences. The Mulgrave male was bailed to appear at the Ringwood Magistrates’ Court on 28 September, and the Frankston man was remanded in custody and is expected to appear at an out of sessions court hearing.

Police also charged a 23-year-old Mulgrave woman with drug possession. She was bailed to appear at the Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on 28 September.

Driving charges TWO men have been charged after allegedly driving dangerously through suburbs in Melbourne’s south-east.

Police tracked a Hyundai along Eastlink, Peninsula Link, and the Mornington Peninsula Freeway on 4 April. They allege that the car was travelling against the flow of traffic, erratically, and at over 150 kmph.

The allegedly stolen Hyundai was dumped at a Cranbourne shopping centre car park. Two

men were arrested at a nearby property.

A 19-year-old man of no fixed address was charged with theft of motor vehicle, conduct endangering life, two counts of burglary, and theft. A 20-year-old man from Carrum Downs was charged with theft of motor vehicle, two counts of burglary, theft and, commit indictable offence whilst on bail. They were both remanded to appear at Moorabbin Magistrates’ Court on 5 April.

AUSTRALIA’S ECONOMIC PLAN Employment’s up, so we’re taking the next step.

There are now 260,000 more people in work than before COVID. And Australia performed better than major advanced economies through the pandemic. That’s why we’re taking the next step.

To find out more, visit economicplan.gov.au

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Bike unclaimed AN e-bike found in Bonbeach is currently at Chelsea Police Station.

Police are seeking the owner of the bike so they can return it.

An image of the e-bike has been released (above). Anyone who recognises it can contact Senior Constable Josh Downes at Chelsea Police on 8773 3200.

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NEWS DESK No new railway extension funding in budget

CONCEPT plans for the Frankston Station multi-storey car park. Picture: Supplied

Multi-storey car park on the way Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au THE long-awaited multi-storey car park at Frankston Station is moving closer to construction with community consultation underway.

Consultation is open now. The project is expected to cost $87 million with a projected completion date of 2024.

The car park project is expected to include 500 parking spaces, and CCTV. It will be delivered by the Level Crossing Removal Project.

The federal and state governments have each allocated $43.5 million to the project.

Consultation on the project originally closed on the Engage Victoria website

on 18 March, despite a letter sent to local business owners seen by The News reading that consultation would close on 25 March. Consultation reopened after the error was brought to the attention of LXRP, and will remain open until 26 April.

A Level Crossing Removal Project spokesperson said “the new multideck car park at Frankston Station will provide 500 new car parking spaces and free up local streets to make getting to work, schools, shops, the city or elsewhere more convenient for commuters.”

“We look forward to working with the community to build a space that everyone can benefit from for years to come.”

The Frankston commuter car park

was an election promise made by the federal government in the leadup to the last federal election. Since then a number of car parking proposals made in other areas across Victoria have been scrapped, and the promises were investigated by the Auditor-General’s office (“Car parking promises not appropriate - audit”, The News, 6/7/21).

Proposed car parks at Seaford and Kananook were scrapped by the federal government last year, but plans were eventually revived After the projects were abandoned, Frankston Council purchased a site near the Frankston Basketball Stadium which will now be used to build car parking on.

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BY MIKE HAST* The federal budget has once again put Victoria on infrastructure rations but it’s the outer suburbs that suffer most, says advocacy group the Committee for Greater Frankston.

Canberra’s $225 million for the proposed Frankston rail line extension remains on the table, but the Victorian government continues to ignore the project.

“While the Coalition government and the state government argue about infrastructure spending on mega projects, there has been no action on a nationally important project Infrastructure Australia listed in 2020 and said should be built in the next five years,” said Ginevra Hosking, the Committee for Greater Frankston CEO. “The Coalition government has not added one cent to its 2019 initial commitment of $225 million when it promised to build Frankston’s rail extension and the Victorian Labor Government continues to obstruct the project.”

Post-budget it was revealed that Victoria had asked Canberra for “new” money for just two major infrastructure projects – a road in Melbourne’s north and stage one of Suburban Rail Loop from Cheltenham to Box Hill.

“This budget was a great opportunity for Canberra to fully fund the minimum first stage requirement – a 5km extension to Langwarrin with a new station at Monash University, and a 2000-space park and ride plus bus terminus for Mornington Peninsula commuters,” Ms Hosking said “Five per cent of Melbourne’s population resides beyond the end of the Frankston line – and the figure grows daily. Mornington Peninsula, Langwarrin, Karingal and Frankston South

residents need stations near where they live to connect to Melbourne’s rail network.”

Ms Hosking said there’d been bipartisan federal support for extending the line at the past two federal elections “but not enough money committed to building it. Without additional state and federal government backing, this project will not proceed. Such ineffective civic leadership is not fair on Frankston and Mornington Peninsula residents”.

One bright light in the budget was $18 million for a 312-space, multi-deck commuter car park near Kananook train station.

It was first promised before the 2019 election but abandoned “so its rebirth is welcome”, Ms Hosking said.

“Frankston Council and Canberra deserve praise for nutting out a good plan. They’ve resolved a politically challenging deadlock.”

The committee asked the main parties’ election candidates in Dunkley for comment.

Liberal candidate Sharn Coombes said “it’s terrific to see the federal Liberal government fully fund the Kananook car park in the 2022-23 budget, creating 312 additional car parks for our local community.”

Dunkley Labor MP Peta Murphy said “the community is rightly sceptical of the Morrison Government’s promise of the Kananook car park given [its past] broken promise.”

Ms Hosking said “the new car park is a bonus but the rail extension with all its benefits is the main game. We need state and federal governments to put up the funding and make it happen.” *Mike Hast is a freelance writer with the Committee for Greater Frankston

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Golf Links Road works progress CREWS have begun working on the next stage of the Golf Links Road upgrade.

Works on the road between McClelland Drive and Barretts Road finished last week. Crews have now begun working between Barretts Road and Garden Brae Court, which will last until late April.

The upgrade will include the removal of the road surface, the installation of new drainage, asphalting, and the construction of guard rails and lighting.

Major Road Projects Victoria Project director Marc Peterson said “we’re progressing with works on the Golf Links Road Upgrade - to improve safety in the area and make it easier for motorists to travel to Peninsula Link, Somerville, Hastings and Western Port Highway.”

“The next phase of construction has commenced - and we thank locals for their patience as we get on with delivering this important project,” he said.

The project is expected to be finished next year.

For more information on detours and timelines visit bigbuild.vig.gov.au.

CREWS working on Golf Links Road.

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We’re building big near you and there will be road disruptions As part of Victoria’s Big Build, we’re upgrading roads and freeways in Melbourne’s south to reduce congestion and improve travel times to make your journey safer and easier.

Find a detailed list of disruptions at bigbuild.vic.gov.au Road disruptions: Closed roads, lanes and ramps In Apr

Lanes, ramps and freeway closed at times between Warrigal Road and EastLink

South Road, Moorabbin

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Closed between Warrigal Road and Chesterville Road

Frankston-Dandenong Road, Dandenong South

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100 YEARS AGO THIS WEEK...

Tragic death of old Tyabb resident Compiled by Cameron McCullough THE calm serenity of Tyabb received a rude shock on Tuesday morning when it became known that Mr. W. Noble, an old and well-known resident, had met with his death in a most tragic manner.

For some days a man named Livingstone had been picking fruit for Mr. Noble, and had been living in a two roomed hut at the back of the dwelling and outhouses.

During the night a boisterous wind blew continuously, blowing from his hut towards Mr. Noble’s, so that it was impossible for him to hear anything unusual.

About 6.30, knowing it was Mr. Noble’s intention to catch the morning train to town, he thought he would go over to see if he was up, and was horrified in going out to see the cottage in a blaze, and the walls crumbling and falling in.

The fire had been burning for some time, and was just beginning to die down.

Mr. Livingstone, an old man of about 70, immediately summoned assistance from the nearest house, that of the Thornell family, and two of the boys went on with him.

They searched among the now blackening debris, but did not have to go far before they found what they feared – the charred remains of a human body.

They decided then to leave everything as it was, and one of them set off to the station to make sure that Mr. Noble was not at the train, and also to ring up the police.

Shortly after eight o’clock Constable

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Adams arrived on the scene, and took charge.

Later the remains were removed to Latchford’s Hotel, Hastings, pending the inquest conducted by Mr. J. Watt, J.P., on Wednesday morning.

Theories advanced as to the cause of the fire are many and varied. The most probable, however, was that Mr. Noble, preparing for the towns trip, was up early to light his fire, and some sparks from the chimney fell in the thatch of the roof. With such a gale blowing they would be fanned to a roaring blaze, and the roof caved in before Mr. Noble could realise what had happened.

This theory is born out by the fact that the body was found some distance from his bed.

The cottage, built of wattle-and-dab and thatched, would simply flare up like a heap of timber.

Mr. Noble, a man of well over 70 years of age, had lived there by himself for over 50 years.

He was a great reader, and held some very curious beliefs on religious questions.

He is also reputed, in spite of his simple ways of living, to have been possessed of considerable means. *** In aid of the Methodist Church Organ Fund, which aims at providing a new organ for the new church shortly to be built at Tyabb, Mr. Russel Denham has organised three concerts to be held in Mornington, Frankston and Tyabb on the 20th, 21st and 22nd respectively.

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his hands, while arrangements for the programme are in the hands of the well-beloved Mr. Percy Blundell, who is bringing several well-known city artists with him.

In addition, Miss Doris Unthank and Mrs. W. Barker will be there, which ensures a doubly pleasant evening for all concert-lovers. *** Before Mr. R. Knight, P.M., and Messrs. C. G. V. Williams, W. Armstrong and C. Grant, J:’s.P, Senior– Constable Bray proceeded against Evan Anderson for having driven a motor car on the night of March 11th without a light.

Senior–Constable Bray gave evidence to the effect that about 11 o’clock that night a car came down Hastings Road into Bay Street without lights.

Seeing Constable Phillips on duty, Anderson dodged to the other side of the street, and made an attempt to beat the police.

There were four men and a girl about 17 or 18 years of age in the car, and all were very merry.

There were no globes in the lamp.

The Magistrate: Did you let them go without lights?

Yes, I had no power to arrest them.

Plainclothes Constable Stock, of Russell Street, said Anderson had made a statement to him that the vibrations affected the fuse, but said he got them mended and lit at Frankston.

Senior–Constable Bray: He did nothing of the sort.

Anderson was fined £5, with 5/costs.

*** LETTER to The Editor Sir, Knowing that the “Standard” stands for the old saying that “fair play is bonny play,” I wish to add my protest against the treatment meted out to the Carrum Football Club in their being excluded from the Peninsula Association.

From hearsay, I am informed that the only ground of objection was that Carrum violated the rules and played men not eligible.

Now, Mr. Editor, would it not have been quite honorable (and in my opinion more manly) for any of the aggrieved clubs to have protested, and had the question settled as provided by the rules?

Carrum would then have had the opportunity of defending their position.

Now, was Carrum rejected by a majority of the clubs’ interested? I am informed that two clubs only voted them out, two in, and two neutral, and the deciding vote of the president lost Carrum’s identity.

Seeing that there were even clubs interested, I fail to see why two clubs only being in direct opposition can gain their point, and I venture the opinion that Hastings’ delegates at least did not voice the opinion of their captain and a majority of their playing members, as they proved themselves a good side, and very good sports.

In dealing with the president’s casting vote, Mr. Editor, I say, with all due respect to Mr. McCulloch, that owing to his position as captain of a club, as a sport, he forgot himself when he

became his club’s delegate; when he allowed himself to be made president and used two votes to oust Carrum.

In my opinion, he forgot himself as a gentleman, and he lays himself open to be accused of bias. No one should know better than the gentleman himself that a captain cannot be an impartial chairman, seeing that the rules provide for the captain to be the only person to lodge protests.

I think that a captain–president is out of court.

It is a pity, Mr. Editor, that these little things crop up in club sport.

I enjoyed last season’s football down the line, and am sorry for the boys that they cannot agree.

Perhaps the fault is not only with our team.

I like consistency in all things, and President Mac. should have thought when he used his double barrel vote to shoot Carrum with, that the previous year he was very glad to have as his vice–captain, Bill Carlson, and “Pompy” Davis, and run the risk of protest, and when that protest did come it was a good job for “Pompy” that there was a “joker’ or two in Frankston, or “Pompy” may have been misled.

In conclusion, may I suggest to Mr. McCulloch that he forgoes one of his positions, and I make the suggestion with the best of intentions, as I feel it would be in the best interests of the game.

“OLD SPORT” *** From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 7 April 1922

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The Guide TOP PICKS OF THE WEEK

FRIDAY

THE LIVING ROOM

TEN, 7.30pm

THURSDAY

ROSIE BATTY’S ONE PLUS ONE

ABC TV, 9.35pm

Like a salve for our fast-paced and judgemental times, Rosie Batty’s One Plus One celebrates the balm of an honest, thought-provoking and educated chat. Like a well-written article, there’s no rush for Batty or her guests to drive home a point; here it’s all about the art of conversation and understanding. Tonight, Batty interviews domestic violence survivor Russell Vickery, who delves into the stigma around same-sex domestic violence, and using art for advocacy.

MONDAY

QUESTION TEAM

SBS VICELAND, 8.30pm

You can always expect the unexpected with the quirky Richard Ayoade (right), who has made a name for himself with his deliciously deadpan humour and irreverent view of the world. The twist of this panel show? The visiting comedians come up with quiz rounds which the other guests then play, making for some very unexpected gags. In this hilarious premiere, Bob Mortimer, Kerry Godliman and Thanyia Moore get creative.

SATURDAY

STAN AND OLLIE

SBS WORLD MOVIES, 6.40pm

Performers Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy were prolific even before they became a comedy-duo powerhouse during the 1920s-50s. The pair appeared in 107 films as a team and are regularly credited as inspiration by many modern comics. In this biographical drama, Steve Coogan is the workaholic Laurel to John C. Reilly’s (above) mischievous Hardy. Scottish director Jon S. Baird charts their epic theatre tour of post-war England as they attempt to reignite their film careers. But the gruelling schedule threatens more than just their health, as old wounds and grievances are brought to light.

If the sneak peek of season 11 of The Living Room is anything to go by, the crew are swinging back to the ’60s for a whole lot of fun. But for hosts Amanda Keller, Dr Chris Brown, Miguel Maestre and Barry Du Bois, variety is the spice of life. One thing fans can expect from this fun and enthusiastic lifestyle series is the return of The Help Desk and heartwarming stories of lending a hand to people in need, along with a series on travel for dummies and some pretty special dinner guests to keep everyone on their toes.

It’s reliably fun Friday night fare.

Dr Chris Brown is a host of The Living Room.

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Thursday, April 7 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News. 9.00 News. 10.00 Australian Story. (R) 10.30 How Deadly World. (PG, R) 11.00 The Poles Revealed. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 1.30 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (M, R) 2.00 Deep Water. (Mlns, R) 2.50 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R) 3.50 Escape From The City.

(R) 4.40 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.30 Turkish News.

12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour.

(R) 2.00 Arabia With Levison Wood. (PGal, R) 3.00 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.45 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.15 The Architecture The Railways Built. (R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Romeo Killer: The Chris Porco Story. (2013, Mv, R) 2.00 Kochie’s Business Builders.

2.30 Dog Patrol. (PGa, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia. (R)

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 To Be Advised.

1.00 Space Invaders. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, R) 1.00 First Dates Australia. (PGa, R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum.

6.55 Sammy J. (PG) 7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Foreign Correspondent.

8.30 Q+A. Public affairs program.

9.35 Rosie Batty’s One Plus One: Russell Vickery.

10.05 ABC Late News.

10.20 The Business. (R) 10.35 A Dog’s World With Tony Armstrong.

(R) 11.35 Scottish Vets Down Under. (PG, R) 12.05 Call The Midwife. (PG, R) 1.05 Top Of The Lake: China Girl. (MA15+lsv, R) 2.05 Doctor Foster. (Final, Mal, R) 3.00 Rage.

(MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.20 Sammy J. (PG, R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Every Family Has A Secret. (PG) 8.30 The Royals: Keeping The Crown: The Pursuit Of Normal.

(Final, PG) Explores the reinvention of the English royal family.

9.30 Stonehenge: The Lost Circle Revealed. (R) 10.40 SBS World News Late.

11.10 Gomorrah. (Madl) 1.15 Fargo. (MA15+dv, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize.

(R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGa) Crime pays for Mackenzie.

7.30 Football. AFL. Round 4.

Port Adelaide v Melbourne.

10.30 AFL Post-Game Show.

Post-game discussion and interviews.

11.00 The Latest: Seven News. (R) 11.30 Criminal Confessions: The Kill Club. (MA15+av, R) A look at the murder of Dwite Morgan.

12.30 Crazy On A Plane. (Ml, R) 1.30 Travel Oz. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 RBT. (Ml) Follows the activities of police units.

8.30 To Be Advised.

9.30 Casualty 24/7. (Mm) A roof collapses under two builders.

10.30 New Amsterdam. (Mamv, R) 11.15 Nine News Late.

11.45 Urbex: Enter At Your Own Risk. (Ml, R) 12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news.

7.30 First Dates Australia.

Singles go on a blind first date.

8.30 Gogglebox Australia. Happily married couple and grandparents Lee and Keith return to share their TV highlights this week and give their honest feedback on the shows they love and loathe to watch.

9.30 To Be Advised.

10.30 Blue Bloods. (Mv) Danny investigates a student’s murder.

11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s

Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.30 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 9.10 Hard Quiz. 9.40 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. 10.10 QI. 10.40 Tomorrow Tonight. 11.10 Gruen. 11.50 Would I Lie To You? 12.20am Parks And Recreation. (Final) 1.05 Black Comedy. 1.30 ABC News Update. 1.35 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Peg + Cat. 5.25 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon The Blueprint. 12.30 Fire And Water: The Hong Kong Protests. 1.00 Shoenice22. 1.30 Most Expensivest. 2.00 Unknown Amazon.

2.50 Cyberwar. 3.50 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire.

7.05 Jeopardy! 7.30 News. 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats.

8.30 Roswell: The First Witness. 9.25 Behind Bars: World’s Toughest Prisons. 10.20 Late Programs.

7TWO (72) 6am Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Secrets Of Skyscrapers. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 The Great Australian Doorstep. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Medical Rookies. 5.00 Coastwatch Oz. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Home And Away. 8.30 Inspector George Gently. 10.30 Father Brown. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill. 3.00 Explore. 3.05 Antiques Roadshow.

3.35 MOVIE: Swallows And Amazons. (1974) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 5. Newcastle Knights v Manly Sea Eagles. 9.50 Thursday Night Knock Off. 10.35 The Price Of Duty. 11.35 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon To Be Advised. 1.00 The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Friends. 2.00 The Middle. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 Late Programs.

N ITV (34) 6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 Chefs’ Line. 3.00 Bushwhacked!

3.25 The Magic Canoe. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 The 77 Percent.

6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Great Blue Wild.

7.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. 8.30 Tribal.

9.30 MOVIE: Johnny Handsome. (1989, M) 11.10 Late Programs.

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Lion.

Continued. (2016, PG) 7.50 Hoot. (2006, PG) 9.30 White Tuft, The Little Beaver. (2008) 11.00 Transit.

(2018, M, German) 12.50pm The Last Word. (2017) 2.50 Angrezi Medium. (2020, PG, Hindi) 5.30 Bride And Prejudice. (2004, PG) 7.30 What We Did On Our Holiday. (2014, M) 9.20 Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life. (1983, M) 11.20 The Lovers. (2017, R) 1.10am Late Programs.

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

10.00 NFL 100 Greatest. 11.00 America’s Game.

Noon Pawn Stars. 1.00 American Pickers. 2.00 Barter Kings. 3.00 Bushfire Wars. 4.00 Fish’n Mates. 4.30 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Shipping Wars.

5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers.

7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 MOVIE: Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. (2007, M) 10.15 MOVIE: Predators. (2010, MA15+) 12.30am Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

12.10pm Soapbox Racing. Red Bull Series. Replay.

1.10 Peaking. 1.40 LEGO Masters. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 Survivor 42. 8.30 MOVIE: Sahara. (2005, M) 11.00 Young Sheldon. 11.30 Weird Science. Midnight Below Deck Mediterranean. 1.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Matildas Preview Show. 8.30 NBL Slam. 9.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 The Love Boat. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Law & Order: SVU. 2.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation.

6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Bull. 10.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.30 NCIS. 12.30am Shopping.

2.00 Late Programs.

CONSUMER ADVICE (P) Pre-school (C) Children (PG) Parental Guidance Recommended (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (R) Repeat (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence.

Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News – TV Guide

6 April 2022

MEL/VIC

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Friday, April 8 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Q+A. (R) 11.10 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon.

1.00 Deep Water. (Mls, R) 2.05 Father Brown.

(Ma, R) 2.50 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R) 3.40 Escape From The City. (R) 4.40 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (PG, R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. (R) 2.00 Arabia With Levison Wood. (Ma, R) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.45 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.15 The Architecture The Railways Built. (PG, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise.

9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: My Life As A Dead Girl. (2015, Masv, R) 2.00 House Of Wellness. (PG) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Blueprint To The Heart. (2020, PGa) 1.45 Garden Gurus Moments. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)

6.00 Entertainment Tonight. (R) 6.30 My Market Kitchen. (R) 7.00 Judge Judy.

(PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.

(PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil.

(PGa, R) 1.00 Australian Survivor. (R) 2.50 Entertainment Tonight. 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.

(PGa) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum. Analysis of the day’s news.

7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories.

7.30 Gardening Australia. Costa Georgiadis finds a bushland roof garden.

8.30 Smother. (Return, Mlv) A stranger turns up on Val’s doorstep claiming to be Denis’ estranged son.

9.25 Grantchester. (Mav, R) Will asks for Geordie’s help after his father gets himself into trouble.

10.10 ABC Late News. Detailed coverage of the day’s events.

10.30 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (M, R) 11.00 Tomorrow Tonight. (PGd, R) 11.30 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Britain’s Secret Islands. (PG) 8.30 The World’s Most Scenic Railway Journeys. (PG) Highlights of the world’s most scenic railway journeys.

9.20 Secrets Of The Royal Palaces. (Premiere) Takes a look at the design of Buckingham Palace.

10.20 SBS World News Late. 10.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mals, R) 11.45 Agatha Christie’s Criminal Games. (MA15+av, R) 1.30 The Killing. (Mv, R) 3.50 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+v, R) 4.40 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize. (PGaw, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Better Homes And Gardens.

Karen prepares beef fajitas.

7.30 Football. AFL. Round 4.

Geelong v Brisbane Lions.

10.30 AFL Post-Game Show.

Post-game discussion and interviews.

11.00 Armchair Experts. (M) Experts discuss all things AFL. 11.30 To Be Advised.

12.50 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Round 3.

Melbourne 400. Day 1. Highlights.

2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 5.00 NBC Today.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Escape To The Chateau. Dick and Angel transform a granary store.

8.35 MOVIE: RED 2. (2013, Mlv, R) A team of elite operatives tracks down a missing portable nuclear device while facing an army of ruthless opponents. Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker.

10.50 MOVIE: The Mod Squad.

(1999, Mlsv, R) Juvenile delinquents are recruited by a cop. Giovanni Ribisi.

12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 A Current Affair. (R)

6.30 The Project. Join the hosts for a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics.

7.30 The Living Room. (Return) Dr Chris Brown has no idea what he is in for when he embarks on a tour of Melbourne with chef Miguel Maestre as his guide. Barry Du Bois and Amanda Keller head out to help a local soccer club.

8.40 To Be Advised.

11.40 The Project. (R) Join the hosts for a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics.

12.40 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Stephen Colbert interviews a variety of guests from the worlds of film, politics, business and music.

1.30 Home Shopping. (R)

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Hard Quiz. 8.30 MOVIE: Lore.

(2012, MA15+) 10.15 Black Mirror. 11.15 MOVIE: The Tender Hook. (2008, M) 12.55am QI. 1.25 Parks And Recreation. 2.10 Black Comedy. 2.35 ABC News Update. 2.40 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Guess How Much I Love You. 5.25 Rita And Crocodile. 5.30 Clangers. 5.45 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Huang’s World. 12.50 VICE. 1.25 Basketball.

Euroleague. Semifinal B. Barcelona v Milan. Replay.

3.45 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy!

(Final) 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Hoarders. 9.20 Atlanta. 9.50 Sexplora. 10.20 Day Of The Dead. 11.10 Instinctive Desires. Midnight Late Programs.

7TWO (72)

6am Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 All The Things. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 ICU. 5.00 Coastwatch Oz. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Better Homes And Gardens.

8.30 Escape To The Perfect Town. 9.30 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages. 10.40 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives.

12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 The Bill.

2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: It’s All Happening. (1963) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 5. Brisbane Broncos v Sydney Roosters. 9.55 Golden Point. 10.35 MOVIE: Navy Seals. (1990, M) 12.50am Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 NBL Slam. 7.30 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon To Be Advised. 1.00 The Middle.

1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.00 Nancy Drew.

Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am What

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

11.00 America’s Game. Noon Jabba’s School Holiday Movies. 12.30 Shipping Wars. 1.00 Picked Off. 2.00 Barter Kings. 3.00 Bushfire Wars. 4.00 Timbersports. 4.30 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Shipping Wars. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 AFL: Friday Night Countdown. 7.30 MOVIE: Commando. (1985, M) 9.20 MOVIE: Poseidon. (2006, M) 11.20 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon Soapbox Racing. Red Bull Series. Replay.

1.00 Peaking. 1.20 LEGO Masters. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 MOVIE: Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events. (2004, PG) 7.40 MOVIE: Sonic The Hedgehog. (2020, PG) 9.35 MOVIE: The Hangover 2. (2011, MA15+) 11.35 Weird Science.

12.05am Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 8.30 Reel Action.

9.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 The Love Boat. Noon Motor Racing. Formula 1. Round 3. Australian Grand Prix. Day 1. 5.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.00 Soccer.

Women’s International Friendly. Game 1. Australia v New Zealand. 10.00 Law & Order: SVU. 11.00 CSI. Midnight Shopping. 2.00 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

1.55pm Bamay. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Chefs’ Line.

3.00 Jarjums. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories.

5.30 NITV News: Nula. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 Great Blue Wild. 7.30 MOVIE: Toys And Pets. (2017, PG) 9.15 Bedtime Stories. 9.25 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 10.15 NITV On The Road: Barunga Festival. 11.15 Late Programs.

We Did On Our Holiday. Continued. (2014, PG) 7.20 Martian Child. (2007, PG) 9.20 Angrezi Medium.

(2020, PG, Hindi) Noon Orchestra Class. (2017, M, French) 1.55 Lion. (2016, PG) 4.05 Hoot. (2006, PG) 5.45 Song For Marion. (2012, PG) 7.30 Intolerable Cruelty. (2003, PG) 9.25 O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000, M) 11.25 Late Programs. 5.55am Hoot. (2006, PG)

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Saturday, April 9 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast.

9.00 Rage. (PG) 12.00 ABC News At Noon.

12.30 Midsomer Murders. (Mv, R) 2.00 Grantchester. (Mav, R) 2.50 Father Brown. (PGv, R) 3.35 Grand Designs. (R) 4.30 Landline. (R) 5.00 Basketball. WNBL. Grand Final Series.

Game 3. Melbourne Boomers v Perth Lynx.

7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories.

7.30 Father Brown. (PGa) Father Brown delves into the past when a child killer is murdered.

8.15 Unforgotten. (Mal) Cassie and Sunny discover Walsh was chased by all four suspects on the night in question.

9.05 Troppo. (Madl, R) A major breakthrough in the investigation is threatened when Amanda’s past erupts into the present.

10.05 Call The Midwife. (PG, R) Kevin performs a forceps delivery.

11.05 Victoria. (PG, R) Victoria faces a difficult choice.

11.55 Rage. (PG)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. (R) 2.00 Small Business Secrets. (PG, R) 2.30 Figure Skating. ISU World Championships. Part two.

4.00 FIFA World Cup 2022 Magazine. 4.35 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 4.40 Spending Secrets Of The Royals. (R) 5.35 The Secret History Of World War II. (PGa, R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. (M) 8.30 Philip: Prince, Husband, Father.

Looks at the life of Prince Philip.

9.30 World’s Greatest Bridges: Severn Bridge. (PGa, R) A look at the Severn Bridge.

10.20 Anne Boleyn: Arrest, Trial, Execution. (PG, R) 11.15 MOVIE: The Happy Prince.

(2018, MA15+l, R, Belgium) 1.10 MOVIE: The Pianist. (2002, MA15+av, R, France, Germany, Poland, ) Adrien Brody, Daniel Caltagirone. 3.50 VICE Guide To Film.

(MA15+lv, R) 4.50 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature.

6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise.

10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 AFL Women’s Grand Final Pre-Game.

12.30 Football. AFL Women’s. Grand Final.

2.30 AFL Women’s Grand Final Post-Game.

3.00 Horse Racing. Queen Elizabeth Stakes Day and Thoroughbred Club Cup Day. 5.00 Seven News At 5. 5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R) 6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Football. AFL. Round 4.

Richmond v Western Bulldogs.

10.30 AFL Post-Game Show.

A wrap-up of the game, including panel discussion and interviews, with access to players, coaches and staff.

11.00 MOVIE: Wrath Of The Titans.

(2012, Mv, R) Perseus sets out to rescue Zeus. Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson.

1.00 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Round 3.

Melbourne 400. Day 2. Highlights.

2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Get Clever. (R) The wonders of science are explored.

5.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R)

6.00 Easy Eats. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today.

10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Suncorp One House. (PG, R) 12.30 The Rebound. (Return) 1.00 Great Australian Detour. (Premiere) 1.30 Outback & Under.

(PGal) 2.00 The Pet Rescuers. (PGm, R) 2.30 MOVIE: HouseSitter. (1992, PGls, R) Goldie Hawn. 4.30 The Garden Gurus. 5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Getaway. (PG) 6.00 Nine News Saturday.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Space Invaders. (PG) Experts help people declutter their lives.

8.30 MOVIE: Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason. (2004, Mdls, R) Bridget Jones fears her relationship with Mark Darcy is in jeopardy after meeting his glamorous colleague. Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth.

10.30 MOVIE: Two Weeks Notice.

(2002, PGsl, R) Hugh Grant.

12.30 Outback & Under. (PGal, R) 1.00 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Wesley Impact With Stu Cameron. (PG)

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Melbourne Comedy Festival 2021: The Gala. 9.30 Sammy J. 9.35 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 10.20 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 11.00 Gavin & Stacey. 11.30 Schitt’s Creek. 11.50 Archer. 12.15am Year Of The Rabbit. 12.40 The Young Offenders. 1.10 Australia Remastered. 2.05 ABC News Update. 2.10 Close. 5.00 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

8.30 SBS Courtside. 9.00 Basketball. NBA. 11.30 WorldWatch. Noon Is This Sexual Harassment?

1.10 Hunting Hitler. 2.50 Over The Black Dot. 3.20 Yokayi Footy. 4.15 WorldWatch. 5.45 Insight.

6.45 Extreme Food Phobics. 7.35 Impossible Engineering. 8.35 Secrets Of America’s Shadow Government. 9.25 Black Market. (Final) 10.15 Late Programs.

7TWO (72)

6am Morning Programs.

11.30 Horse Racing. Queen Elizabeth Stakes Day and Thoroughbred Club Cup Day. 3pm Queen Of The World. 4.00 Inside The Crown: Secrets Of The Royals. 5.00 Horse Racing. Queen Elizabeth Stakes Day and Thoroughbred Club Cup Day. 5.30 Dr Harry’s Animal Encounters. 6.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 8.30 I Escaped To The Country. (Premiere) 9.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

11.00 The Baron. 12.10pm MOVIE: Mine Own Executioner. (1947, PG) 2.25 MOVIE: Orders To Kill. (1958, PG) 4.40 MOVIE: The Secret Of Santa Vittoria. (1969, PG) 7.30 Rugby Union. Super Rugby Pacific. Round 8. Fijian Drua v ACT Brumbies. 9.45 Super Rugby Pacific Post-Match. 10.00 MOVIE: The Whole Nine Yards. (2000, M) Midnight Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens.

8.00 Frasier. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Big Bang Theory. 11.00 The King Of Queens. Noon Australian Survivor. 3.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory.

10.15 Friends. 12.15am Home Shopping. 1.45 Mom. 2.35 Naked Beach. 3.30 Nancy Drew. 4.30 Home Shopping.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

12.30pm Timbersports. 1.00 Blokesworld. 1.30 The Food Dude. 2.00 Motor Racing. Australian Motor Racing Series. Round 1. 3.00 Rides Down Under: Workshop Wars. 4.00 Wheelburn. 4.30 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Storage Wars: TX. 5.30 American Pickers.

6.30 AFL Pre-Game. 7.00 Border Security. 7.30 MOVIE: Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince.

(2009, M) 10.40 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

1.40pm A1: Highway Patrol. 2.40 The Break Boys.

3.10 Ultimate Rush. 3.40 Surfing Australia TV. 4.10 LEGO Masters. 5.30 MOVIE: The Phantom.

(1996, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Transformers: The Last Knight. (2017, M) 10.30 MOVIE: Super 8. (2011, M) 12.45am Road Trick. 1.15 Kardashians. 2.10 Vanderpump Rules. 3.00 Power Rangers Dino Fury.

3.30 Thunderbirds. 4.30 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

9.00 Bondi Rescue. 9.30 Studio 10: Saturday.

Noon The Doctors. 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 2.00 Pooches At Play. 2.30 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 3.30 Bondi Rescue.

4.30 Truck Hunters. 5.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 5.30 Scorpion. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: New Orleans.

10.20 NCIS. 11.20 Blue Bloods. 12.15am CSI. 1.10 48 Hours. 2.10 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

12.35pm Songlines. 1.10 Through The Wormhole.

2.00 Sportswoman 2021. 2.30 Rugby Union. SA Premier Grade. 4.00 Soccer. Scottish Women’s Premier League. 5.50 VICE Sports. 6.20 First People’s Kitchen. 6.50 News. 7.00 The South Sydney Story. 7.30 Black Mamba. 8.30 Nat King Cole: Afraid Of The Dark. 10.15 MOVIE: Johnny Handsome. (1989, M) Midnight Late Programs.

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Hoot. Continued. (2006, PG) 7.35 The Triplets Of Belleville. (2003, PG, French) 9.05 Song For Marion.

(2012, PG) 10.50 The Good Girls. (2018, M, Spanish) 12.40pm Gundala. (2019, M, Indonesian) 3.00 What We Did On Our Holiday. (2014, PG) 4.50 Sun Children. (2020, PG, Farsi) 6.40 Stan And Ollie.

(2018, PG) 8.30 Twelve Monkeys. (1995, M) 10.50 Late Programs.

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6.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. (R) 6.30 Leading The Way With Dr Michael Youssef. 7.00 Escape Fishing With ET. (R) 7.30 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. (R) 8.30 All 4 Adventure.

(PGl, R) 9.30 Bondi Rescue. (PGal, R) 10.00 Motor Racing. Formula 1. Round 3. Australian Grand Prix. Day 2.

5.30 10 News First.

6.30 Bondi Rescue. (PGa, R) It has been a long, hot summer with the lifeguards protecting beachgoers at the unpredictable Bondi Beach.

7.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 23.

Melbourne Victory v Melbourne City.

From AAMI Park, Melbourne.

10.00 Ambulance Australia.

(Ma, R) A call comes in for a woman who has fallen off her balcony while trying to retrieve her friend’s cat.

11.00 Ambulance. (Ma, R) As protestors begin flooding London and blocking the roads, the entire computer system used to respond to 999 calls crashes.

12.00 Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 Hour Of Power. Religious program.

Sunday, April 10 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast.

9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Offsiders. 10.30 World This Week. (R) 11.00 Compass. (PG, R) 11.30 Praise. (R) 12.00 News. 12.30 Landline. 1.30 Gardening Aust. (R) 2.30 Australia’s Ocean Odyssey. (PG, R) 3.30 Further Back In Time For Dinner. (PG, R) 4.30 Tomorrow Tonight.

(PGd, R) 5.00 Art Works. (PG, R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow.

6.00 WorldWatch. 7.00 Small Business Secrets. (PG) 7.30 WorldWatch. 12.30 Motorcycle Racing. ProMX Championships 2022. Round 2. 3.30 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Tour Of Flanders. Women’s Race. 4.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Tour Of Flanders.

Men’s Highlights. 4.30 Countdown To Qatar.

5.00 Small Business Secrets. (PG, R) 5.30 The Secret History Of World War II. (PGa, R)

6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise.

10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 11.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) 12.00 Football. VFL. Round 3.

Box Hill v Sandringham.

2.30 AFL Pre-Game Show.

3.00 Football. AFL. Round 4.

Hawthorn v St Kilda.

6.00 Easy Eats. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today.

10.00 The AFL Sunday Footy Show. (PG) 12.00 Sports Sunday. (PG) 1.00 Ultimate Rush. (PGl, R) 1.30 Visions Of Greatness. (PGa, R) 2.40 Explore. (R) 2.50 Spy In The Wild. (PGa, R) 4.00 Space Invaders. (PG, R) 5.00 News: First At Five.

5.30 Postcards. (PG)

6.00 Mass For You At Home. 6.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 7.00 Joseph Prince. 7.30 Joel Osteen. 8.00 All 4 Adventure. (PGl, R) 9.00 Luca’s Key Ingredient. 9.30 Bondi Rescue.

(PGa, R) 10.00 Motor Racing. Formula 1.

Round 3. Australian Grand Prix. Day 3. Race day. From Albert Park Grand Prix Circuit, Melbourne.

5.30 10 News First.

6.30 Compass: The Architect And The Mosque. (R) 7.00 ABC News Sunday.

7.40 Grand Designs New Zealand.

(Final) Hosted by Chris Moller.

8.30 Troppo. (Malv) Amanda takes a huge risk by playing Twist and Bryce off against each other, and discovers the truth about a friend’s death.

9.30 Killing Eve. (MA15+v) 10.15 Harrow. (Mav, R) Harrow wants to prove Francis is alive.

11.05 Top Of The Lake: China Girl. (Mdlsv, R) 12.10 Growing Up Gracefully. (Mlns, R) 3.00 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.00 Getting Their Acts Together. (Ml, R) 5.00 Insiders. (R)

6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Easter Island: The Ancient Builders. (PG) Explores the archeology of Easter Island.

8.30 This Is Joan Collins. (M) A revealing look into the life of Joan Collins using never-before-seen home movie footage.

10.20 Secrets Of The Chocolate Factory: Inside Cadbury. (R) 11.10 MOVIE: Whitney. (2018, Mal, R, , ) Whitney Houston.

1.20 America’s Great Divide: From Obama To Trump. (Malsv, R) 3.25 Page One: A Year Inside The New York Times. (Mal, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG) 7.30 Code 1: Minute By Minute: The Killer Storm. (M) 8.30 MOVIE: The Help. (2011, Ma, R) Three women build an unlikely friendship. Emma Stone, Viola Davis.

11.30 The Blacklist. (Mav) 12.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Round 3. Melbourne 400. Day 3. H’lights. From Albert Park Grand Prix Circuit, Melbourne. 1.30 Cleaning Up. (Ma, R) 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 60 Minutes. Current affairs program.

8.00 Janet Jackson. Part 1 of 2. Takes a look at the career of one of the music industry’s best-selling artists, Janet Jackson.

10.00 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.

10.30 Australian Crime Stories: Billy The Texan. (Mlv, R) A look at Billy “The Texan” Longley.

11.30 Manhunt: The Wests. (MA15+av) 12.30 Ultimate Rush. (PGl, R) 1.00 The Garden Gurus. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition.

5.30 Today.

6.30 The Sunday Project. Panellists dissect, digest and reconstitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

7.30 The Graham Norton Show.

(Mls) Compilation of highlights from the series featuring Will Smith, Lady Gaga, Adam Driver and many more.

8.30 FBI. (Mv, R) The team welcomes a new member as they search for a killer who orchestrated a mass shooting at a left-wing media company. OA’s personal connection with the case threatens to cloud his judgment.

11.30 The Sunday Project. (R) A look at the day’s news.

12.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Andy And The Band. 7.30 Compass. 8.00 You Can’t Ask That. 8.30 Louis Theroux: Extreme Love. 9.35 A Dog’s World With Tony Armstrong. 10.30 Tate Britain’s Great British Walks. 11.15 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces.

Midnight MOVIE: Lore. (2012, MA15+) 1.50 Close.

5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Peg + Cat. 5.25 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6.30am WorldWatch. 8.30 SBS Courtside. 9.00 Basketball.

NBA. 11.30 WorldWatch. Noon Forged In Fire. 1.30 Ice Cowboys. (Final) 2.20 Fashionista. 2.30 If You Are The One. 3.30 WorldWatch. 4.00 Insight. 5.00 Australia In Colour. 5.55 Speed With Guy Martin.

7.00 Lost Gold Of World War II. 7.45 In Search Of...

8.30 The Story Of. 9.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour.

Amstel Gold Women’s 10.20 Late Programs.

7TWO (72)

6am Morning Programs.

11.00 NBC Today. Noon The Yorkshire Vet. 2.00 All The Things. 2.30 The Great Australian Doorstep.

3.00 I Escaped To The Country. 4.00 Escape To The Country. 5.00 Harbour Cops. 5.30 Motorway Patrol. 6.30 Mighty Trains. 7.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. 8.30 Railroad Australia.

9.30 Hornby: A Model Empire. 10.30 Great Scenic Railway Journeys. 11.10 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Golf. US Masters. Day 3.

Continued. 9.00 GolfBarons. 9.30 Adventures In Rainbow Country. 10.00 The Garden Gurus. 10.30 Getaway. 11.00 NRL Sunday Footy Show. 1pm Rugby League. NRL Women’s Premiership. Grand Final. 3.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 5. Cronulla Sharks v Wests Tigers. 6.00 Customs. 6.30 Desert Vet. 7.30 David Attenborough’s Seven Worlds, One Planet. 8.40 To Be Advised. 11.00 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am NBL Slam. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Neighbours. 10.30 The Middle. Noon To Be Advised. 1.00 Basketball.

NBL. Round 19. New Zealand Breakers v South East Melbourne Phoenix. 3.00 Basketball. NBL. Round 19. Cairns Taipans v Melbourne United. 5.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Friends.

Midnight Shopping. 1.30 MOVIE: Nights In Rodanthe. (2008, PG) 3.30 Late Programs.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

10.00 Hook, Line And Sinker. 11.00 Fishing.

International Series. 11.30 Step Outside. Noon The Fishing Show By AFN. 1.00 Ultimate Fishing.

2.00 Hook Me Up! 3.00 The ITM Fishing Show.

(Premiere) 4.00 Fishing Addiction. 5.00 Storage Wars: TX. 5.30 American Pickers. 6.30 MOVIE: Lost In Space. (1998, PG) 9.10 MOVIE: Transporter 2. (2005, M) 10.55 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon Surf Lifesaving. Austn C’ships. 2.00 Liquid Science. 2.30 The Break Boys. 3.30 Children’s Programs. 3.40 MOVIE: Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back – Evolution. (2019, PG) 5.40 MOVIE: Kicking & Screaming. (2005, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Warcraft.

(2016, M) 10.00 MOVIE: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. (2013, MA15+) 11.45 Allegiance. 12.45am Kardashians. 1.40 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

7.30 Key Of David. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Healthy Homes Australia. 9.30 Studio 10: Sunday. Noon Escape Fishing With ET. 12.30 Bondi Rescue. 1.00 Pooches At Play. 1.30 Scorpion. 3.30 Truck Hunters.

4.30 Buy To Build. 5.00 iFish. 5.30 Beyond The Fire. 6.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.15 48 Hours. 12.10am MOVIE: Hangman. (2017, MA15+) 2.10 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

10.00 Basketball. Indigenous Championships.

11.00 Football. CAFL. 12.30pm Motor Racing. W Series. Highlights. 1.00 Soccer. Serie A Femminile.

2.45 Rugby League. NRL NT. 4.15 Softball. SA Premier League. 5.45 Going Native. 6.15 News.

6.25 Wild New Zealand. 7.30 True North Calling.

8.30 Rodman: For Better Or Worse. 10.20 Jordan Rides The Bus. 11.20 Late Programs.

Song For Marion. Continued. (2012, PG) 6.45 Stan And Ollie. (2018, PG) 8.35 Master Cheng: A Spice For Life. (2019, PG) 10.40 Sun Children. (2020, PG, Farsi) 12.30pm Stree. (2018, M, Hindi) 2.55 The Triplets Of Belleville. (2003, PG, French) 4.25 Bala.

(2019, PG, Hindi) 6.50 Delfin. (2019, PG, Spanish) 8.30 The Physician. (2013, M) 11.20 The Hollars.

(2016, M) 12.55am Late Programs.

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Monday, April 11 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Landline. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon.

1.00 Victoria. (PG, R) 1.55 Smother. (Mlv, R) 2.50 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R) 3.40 Escape From The City. (PG, R) 4.40 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Australian Story: Trials And Tribulations Pt 2.

8.30 Four Corners. Investigative journalism program.

9.20 Media Watch. (PG) Hosted by Paul Barry.

9.35 China Tonight. A look at current affairs from China.

10.05 ABC Late News.

10.20 The Business. (R) 10.40 Q+A. (R) 11.45 Deep Water. (Malv, R) 12.30 Glitch. (Malsv, R) 2.30 Rage.

(MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 9.30 Greek News. 10.30 German News. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 Al Jazeera News. 2.00 Watergate. (Mal, R) 2.50 Secrets Of The Department Store. (PGaw, R) 3.45 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.15 The Architecture The Railways Built. (R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Britain By Beach. (PG) Part 1 of 4.

8.30 Secrets Of The Tower Of London. (PG) The Tower celebrates the anniversary of the Queen’s June 1953 coronation.

9.25 Planet Expedition. (PG) English naturalist Steve Backshall explores the largest lava tube in Saudi Arabia.

10.25 SBS World News Late.

10.55 Beneath The Surface. (MA15+adv) 12.00 Tin Star. (MA15+v) 12.55 Unit One. (Masv, R) 3.40 VICE Guide To Film. (Malv, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: At Home In Mitford. (2017, G) 2.00 Highway Cops. (PG, R) 2.30 Border Patrol. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGasv) 8.30 MOVIE: The Proposal.

(2009, PGls, R) An editor gets engaged to her assistant to get a green card so she can continue working in the US. Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, Mary Steenburgen.

10.50 The Latest: Seven News.

11.20 The Resident. (Ma) On Halloween, Conrad treats a group of witches.

12.20 Motorway Patrol. (PG, R) 1.20 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Eat, Drink And Be Married. (2019, PGa) 1.40 Talking Honey. (PG) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R) 6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Mega Zoo. (PG) Dental surgery is needed for a tiger.

8.30 La Brea. (Mv) Eve and the other survivors search for a boy who holds the key to saving Josh and Izzy.

10.20 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.

10.50 Footy Classified. (M) 11.50 Bluff City Law. (Ma, R) 12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.00 Ent. Tonight. (R) 6.30 My Market Kitchen. (R) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 Bold. (PGa, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R) 1.00 The Dog House Australia.

(R) 2.00 Ent. Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.

7.30 The Dog House Australia.

Narrated by Dr Chris Brown.

8.30 Would I Lie To You? Australia.

(PGs) Two teams go head-to-head in a battle of wits that has them trying to fool the opposition.

9.30 FBI: Most Wanted. (Mv) The team is called to Vermont after a couple growing illegal marijuana massacre their employees.

11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Catie’s Amazing Machines.

7.30 Australia Remastered. 8.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 9.15 Restoration Australia. 10.15 The Greek Islands With Julia Bradbury. 10.40 State Of The Union. 11.05 QI. 11.35 Whose Line Is It Anyway? Midnight Parks And Recreation. 12.40 Black Comedy. 1.10 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Peg + Cat. 5.25 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Basketball. NBA. Replay. 2.00 Forged In Fire. 3.30 Dead Set On Life. 3.55 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Question Team. (Premiere) 9.25 Taskmaster. 10.20 Devilsdorp. 11.30 How Sex Changed The World. 1.10am Fear The Walking Dead. 2.20 Late Programs.

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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. 10.30 Better Homes And Gardens. Noon Billy Connolly: Great American Trail.

1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Hornby: A Model Empire.

5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt.

7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 A Touch Of Frost. 10.50 Cold Case. 12.50am Honour. 3.00 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

10.00 Outback & Under. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives.

12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Seven Worlds, One Planet. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: Only Two Can Play. (1962, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Agatha Christie’s Partners In Crime. 8.45 Poirot. 10.45 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am Basketball. NBL. Round 19. New Zealand Breakers v South East Melbourne Phoenix. Replay. 8.00 Friends. 10.00 The Middle. 11.30 The Big Bang Theory. Noon Friends. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker.

5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld.

11.00 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am The

7MATE (73)

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon Peaking. 12.40 LEGO Masters. 2.00 Motor Racing. Formula E World C’ship. 3.00 Surfing Australia TV. 3.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny.

6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Territory Cops. 8.30 MOVIE: Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels.

(1998, MA15+) 10.35 Young Sheldon. 11.00 Raymond. 11.30 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 23. Central Coast Mariners v Sydney FC. Replay. 10.30 Bondi Rescue. Noon Star Trek. 1.00 Jake And The Fatman.

2.00 JAG. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat.

4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Motor Racing. Formula 1.

Round 3. Australian Grand Prix. Day 3. Replay. 10.30 A-League Highlights Show. 11.30 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

2pm Shortland St. 2.30 On Country Kitchen.

3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 APTN National News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 News. 6.50 Great Blue Wild. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 Karla Grant Presents. 9.00 Utopia Generations. 9.30 Colony. 11.10 Late Programs.

Triplets Of Belleville. Continued. (2003, PG, French) 6.40 Sun Children. (2020, PG, Farsi) 8.30 Delfin.

(2019, PG, Spanish) 10.10 Bala. (2019, PG, Hindi) 12.35pm Checkered Ninja. (2018, M) 2.05 Stan And Ollie. (2018, PG) 3.55 Howard Lovecraft. (2016, PG) 5.30 Master Cheng: A Spice For Life. (2019, PG) 7.35 Far From Men. (2014, M, French) 9.30 22 Bullets.

(2010, MA15+, French) 11.35 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

1.30pm Barter Kings. 2.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Melbourne 400. H’lights. 3.30 Motor Racing.

Supercars C’ship. Melbourne Super400. H’lights.

4.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Melbourne Super400. H’lights. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 American Pickers: Best Of. 8.30 MOVIE: U-571. (2000, M) 10.50 Late Programs.

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Tuesday, April 12 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Foreign Correspondent. (R) 10.30 Rosie Batty’s One Plus One. (R) 11.10 Grand Designs New Zealand. (Final, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Unforgotten. (Mal, R) 2.00 Deep Water. (Malv, R) 2.45 Grand Designs Australia. (R) 3.40 Escape From The City. (R) 4.40 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 9.30 Greek News. 10.30 German News. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Watergate. (Ml, R) 2.50 Inside The Savoy Hotel. (PGa, R) 3.45 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.15 The Architecture The Railways Built. (R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: The Sweetest Heart. (2018, G) 2.00 Highway Cops. (PGl, R) 2.30 Border Patrol. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Forever In My Heart. (2019, G, R) 1.50 Explore. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R) 1.00 The Dog House Australia. (R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 People’s Republic Of Mallacoota: There Goes Our Dance Floor. (Ml) The bushfire clean-up begins.

8.30 A Dog’s World With Tony Armstrong: Happiness. Part 3 of 3.

9.30 The Poles Revealed: The Polar People. (PG) Hosted by Mark Horstman.

10.30 ABC Late News.

10.45 The Business. (R) 11.00 Four Corners. (R) 11.45 Media Watch. (PG, R) 12.05 Deep Water.

(Mal, R) 12.50 Glitch. (Malv, R) 2.40 Rage.

(MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Great British Railway Journeys: Saxmundham To Dedham. (PG) 8.30 Insight. Looks at new technology.

9.30 Dateline. Investigates the work of environmentalists.

10.00 The Feed.

10.30 SBS World News Late.

11.00 The Point. (R) 11.30 Thin Blue Line. (Mals) 1.45 Blood. (Malv, R) 4.30 VICE Guide To Film. (Mlv, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGs) 7.30 Police Strike Force. (Mad) Takes a look inside police investigations.

8.30 The Rookie. (Mav) Now that John Nolan knows about Bailey’s past, he must decide if they still have a future.

When a plane crashes in the middle of the city, the team races to find out why.

10.30 The Latest: Seven News.

11.00 The Resident. (M) A patient causes a security crisis.

12.00 Motorway Patrol. (PG) 1.00 The Taxi Cab Rapist. (MA15+adv, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 To Be Advised.

10.30 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.

11.00 Mr Mayor. (PG) The staff are divided over a trivia competition.

11.25 Murdered By Morning: Last Call. (Ma, R) Take a look at murder cases.

12.20 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.05 Outback & Under: Townsville And Magnetic Island. (PGal, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition.

5.30 Today.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.

7.30 The Dog House Australia.

Narrated by Dr Chris Brown.

8.30 NCIS. (Ma, R) After a body is found at an unmanned aerial-vehicle testing site, the team investigates.

9.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. (Mv) The NCIS team investigates the robbery of a high-end arts storage facility by going undercover.

10.30 NCIS. (Mdv, R) Torres and Bishop are victims of a hit-and-run.

11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Catie’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? 8.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8.55 State Of The Union.

9.15 Gavin & Stacey. 9.45 Schitt’s Creek. 10.10 The Office. 10.40 Defending The Guilty. 11.10 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 11.55 Parks And Recreation.

12.40am Black Comedy. 1.05 ABC News Update.

1.10 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Basketball. NBA. Replay. 2.00 Forged In Fire.

2.50 One Burning Question. 3.00 Video Game Show. 3.50 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy!

7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Alone: The Beast. 10.10 Adam Ruins Everything. 10.35 Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over. 11.25 The Bad Kids.

12.10am Late Programs.

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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Billy Connolly: Great American Trail. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute.

2.00 Creek To Coast. 2.30 Sons And Daughters.

4.30 Charles: 50 Years A Prince. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Pie In The Sky. 8.30 Foyle’s War. 10.40 Cold Case. 12.45am Gold Digger. 2.00 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 World’s Greatest Natural Icons. 3.00 Garden Gurus Moments. 3.05 Antiques Roadshow. 3.35 MOVIE: At The Earth’s Core.

(1976, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 New Tricks. 8.40 The Closer. 9.40 Rizzoli & Isles. 10.40 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens.

8.00 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle.

11.00 Frasier. Noon The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker.

5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73)

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

12.10pm LEGO Masters. 2.00 Motor Racing.

Formula E World C’ship. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show.

7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Territory Cops.

8.30 MOVIE: Shaft. (2000, MA15+) 10.30 Young Sheldon. 11.00 Raymond. 11.30 Weird Science.

Midnight Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 A-League Highlights Show. 9.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 The Love Boat. Noon Star Trek. 1.00 Jake And The Fatman. 2.00 JAG. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue.

7.00 Soccer. Women’s International Friendly. Game 2. Australia v New Zealand. 10.00 Bull. 11.00 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

2pm Shortland St. 2.30 On Country Kitchen. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales.

4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Indian Country Today. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Unknown Amazon. 7.30 The Point. 8.00 Wellington Paranormal. 8.30 Over The Black Dot. 9.00 Letterkenny. 10.00 Gomorrah.

10.55 Late Programs.

Morning Programs. 8.25 Mary And The Witch’s Flower. (2017, PG) 10.20 Howard Lovecraft.

(2016, PG) 11.55 Two Is A Family. (2016, M, French) 2.05pm Delfin. (2019, PG, Spanish) 3.45 The Thief Of Bagdad. (1940, PG) 5.45 Dean Spanley.

(2008, PG) 7.40 Odd Thomas. (2013, M) 9.30 The Whistlers. (2019, MA15+, Romanian) 11.20 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

10.00 NFL 100 Greatest. 11.00 America’s Game.

Noon American Pickers: Best Of. 1.00 Million Dollar Catch. 2.00 Barter Kings. 3.00 Bushfire Wars.

4.00 Fish’n Mates. 4.30 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Wheelburn. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Highway Patrol.

8.30 Outback Truckers. 10.30 Train Truckers. 11.30 Late Programs.

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Wednesday, April 13 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News. 9.00 News. 10.00 Four Corners.

(R) 11.00 Scottish Vets Down Under. (PG, R) 11.30 People’s Republic Of Mallacoota. (PGl, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 National Press Club Address. 1.40 Media Watch. (PG, R) 2.00 Deep Water. (Mal, R) 2.50 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R) 3.40 Escape From The City. (R) 4.40 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. (R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Hard Quiz. (PG) Presented

by Tom Gleeson.

8.30 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (M) Hosted by Shaun Micallef.

9.00 Tomorrow Tonight. (PG) Hosted by Annabel Crabb.

9.30 Melbourne Comedy Festival Allstars Supershow. (Mls) Part 1 of 2.

10.35 ABC Late News.

10.50 The Business. (R) 11.05 Killing Eve. (MA15+v, R) 11.50 Deep Water. (Final, Mal, R) 12.35 Glitch.

(Mlv, R) 2.30 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 10.30 German News.

11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News.

12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour.

2.00 Dateline. (R) 2.30 Insight. (R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.45 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.15 The Architecture The Railways Built. (R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Tony Robinson: Britain’s Greatest River: Battersea. (PG) 8.30 Rise Of The Nazis: Dictators At War: Stalingrad. (M) Looks at the events that lead to the Nazi invasion of Russia.

9.35 The Responder. (MA15+) Casey, Marco and Joe try to sell drugs.

10.30 SBS World News Late.

11.00 Red Light. (MA15+a) 12.50 The Handmaid’s Tale. (MA15+av, R) 1.55 The Good Fight. (Mals, R) 2.40 The Crimson Rivers. (MA15+v, R) 4.30 VICE Guide To Film.

(Mln, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Sunrise.

9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: The Longest Ride. (2015, PGasv, R) 2.30 Border Patrol. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGa) 7.30 Billy Connolly: My Absolute Pleasure. Comedian Billy Connolly reveals his new home in the Florida Keys.

8.45 The Front Bar. (M) Hosts Mick Molloy, Sam Pang and Andy Maher take a lighter look at the world of sport.

9.45 The Latest: Seven News.

10.15 America’s Got Talent: Extreme. (PGa) Contestants showcase stunts and extreme talents.

12.15 Splitting Up Together. (PGad, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Made For You With Love. (2019, G, R) 1.45 Garden Gurus Moments. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R) 6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Travel Guides. (PGl) Ordinary Australians become travel critics.

8.30 MOVIE: Crocodile Dundee II. (1988, PGlv, R) Mick Dundee returns to the Australian bush after his girlfriend is kidnapped by drug dealers. Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski.

10.45 Nine News Late.

11.15 Footy Classified. (M) 12.10 Grand Hotel. (Ma, R) 1.00 Hello SA. (PG) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair.

(R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R) 1.00 Jamie’s Quick & Easy Food. (R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.

7.30 Ambulance Australia. (Mad, R) A frantic call from a witness to a motor vehicle accident requires concise advice from the medical dispatcher.

9.30 Bull. (Mav) Personal conflicts abound for the TAC team when Bull asks them to lead the defence for his ex-girlfriend.

10.30 This Is Us. (Ma) Kevin takes the twins to the cabin.

11.30 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news and events.

12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Late-night talk show.

1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Catie’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Anh’s Brush With Fame. 8.00 Art Works. 8.30 Tate Britain’s Great British Walks. (Final) 9.15 Finding The Archibald. 10.20 Keeping Australia Safe. 11.20 Louis Theroux: Extreme Love. 12.20am Parks And Recreation. 1.05 Black Comedy. 1.30 ABC News Update. 1.35 Close. 5.00 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.05 Sarah & Duck. 5.15 Peg + Cat. 5.25 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Forged In Fire Latin America. 1.40 Noisey.

2.10 Maximum Pressure And The Unreachables.

2.45 Child Genius. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.15 Joy Of Painting. 5.45 Shortland St. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

8.30 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. 9.30 MOVIE: Sweet Country. (2017, M) 11.40 MOVIE: Rampant.

(2018, MA15+) 1.45am Late Programs.

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6am Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Billy Connolly: Great American Trail. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute.

2.00 Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters.

4.30 Secrets Of Skyscrapers. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 The Coroner.

8.30 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries. 9.30 Frankie Drake Mysteries. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo.

7.30 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 World’s Greatest Natural Icons. 3.00 Garden Gurus Moments. 3.05 Antiques Roadshow. 3.35 MOVIE: I’ve Gotta Horse. (1965) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow.

7.30 As Time Goes By. 8.50 Midsomer Murders.

10.50 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle.

11.00 Frasier. Noon The Big Bang Theory. 1.30 Friends. 2.30 NBL Slam. 3.00 The King Of Queens.

4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.10 Mom. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73)

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon Peaking. 12.45 LEGO Masters. 2.00 Motor Racing. IndyCar Series. Grand Prix of Long Beach.

H’lights. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny.

6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.00 Territory Cops. 8.30 MOVIE: Gods Of Egypt. (2016, M) 11.00 Young Sheldon. 11.30 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 iFish Summer Series. 9.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 The Love Boat. Noon Star Trek.

1.00 Jake And The Fatman. 2.00 JAG. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 10.20 FBI: Most Wanted.

12.10am Home Shopping. 2.10 48 Hours. 3.10 ST: Next Gen. 4.05 The Love Boat. 5.00 ST: Next Gen.

6am Morning Programs.

1.30pm Songs From The Inside. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 On Country Kitchen. 3.00 Bushwhacked!

3.25 The Magic Canoe. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Te Ao With Moana.

6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Unknown Amazon.

7.30 High Arctic Haulers. 8.30 Yokayi Footy. 9.25 Rodman: For Better Or Worse. 11.15 Late Programs.

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Morning Programs. 6.35 The Thief Of Bagdad.

(1940, PG) 8.35 Kirikou And The Men And Women.

(2012, PG, French) 10.15 Far From Men. (2014, M, French) 12.10pm Dean Spanley. (2008, PG) 2.05 Mary And The Witch’s Flower. (2017, PG) 4.00 Belle And Sebastian 2. (2015, PG, French) 5.50 Storm Boy. (1976, PG) 7.30 Black Sea. (2014, M) 9.35 Shot Caller. (2017, MA15+) 11.50 Late Programs.

Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News – TV Guide

6 April 2022

6am Morning Programs.

9.00 Storage Wars: TX. 9.30 Pawn Stars. 10.00 NFL 100 Greatest. 11.00 America’s Game. Noon Train Truckers. 1.00 Graveyard Carz. 2.00 Barter Kings. 3.00 Bushfire Wars. 4.00 Fish’n Mates. 4.30 Pawn Stars UK. 5.00 Portland Charter Boat Wars.

5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers.

7.00 Pawn Stars. 8.30 MOVIE: Prometheus. (2012, M) 11.00 Late Programs.

LETTERS

Letters - 300 words maximum and including full name, address and contact number - can be sent to The News, PO Box 588, Hastings 3915 or emailed to: team@mpnews.com.au

Vision 2040 missing from shire’s priorities list I note that Mornington Peninsula Shire Council has adopted six advocacy priorities that cover issues such as support for the arts, better mobile phone coverage and better access to recycled water (“Peri-regional status on top of council priorities list” The News 29/3/22). I am sure all but the peri-regional status would have near unanimous support from the community and even the peri-regional status would have few detractors.

But it is just a few months since the shire’s Vision 2040 project was completed with cheers and even tears. The 2040 project was an expensive and time consuming community engagement process that pulled together input from literally thousands of community members.

Why are issues it identified to be central to community aspirations such as public transport and affordable housing not included in the shire’s advocacy priorities?

I naively, it seems, assumed that the adoption of the 2040 Vision would guide council decision-making and priority setting.

I hope the 2040 Vision is not being ignored because it does not align with councillors’ agendas.

Maybe it was just a box ticking exercise to keep the state government happy.

Nigel Munro-Smith, Mount Eliza

Headline rewrite I believe your headline should have been Victorian Remuneration Tribunal strikes another blow against democracy (“Deputy mayor’s 72% allowance increase ‘not an increase’: Mayor” The News 29/3/22). The so-called “independent” tribunal has provided no evidence or science to substantiate its inordinate pay rises of 20 per cent for mayors and 70 per cent for deputy mayors.

Where is the evidence that the roles and responsibilities of Victorian mayors and deputy mayors have increased in proportionate to their recent extravagant pay increases? Where is the fairness in pay rises of this order for bureaucrats when the salaries and real incomes of most Victorians (including ratepayers) have not kept up with inflation?

Councillors attend only one general council meeting and only one planning services meeting each month. When did that change?

Councillors have very little - if any - contact with their ratepayers. When did that change?

Councillors are also allowed to “double dip” by claiming back on ratepayers all travel expenses.

Has that changed? No. I see the recent pay rise for mayors and deputy mayors has more to do with pork barrelling than fairness or increased work values and specific responsibilities in their local government roles.

The Victorian Opposition leader Matthew Guy should demand the members of the remuneration tribunal be sacked.

John Glazebrook, Rye

Expensive plunge I recently moved back to the Mornington Peninsula after almost 20 years living in Alice Springs in the Northern Territory. When I left Victoria to head north, I had 11 demerit points (accumulated via the speedy red arrow change on the corner of Bell Street, Preston) and paid the cost of retrieving my car from the lockup after it was towed from Latrobe Street for overlooking the peak time tow zone information. Twenty years in the NT and I paid a total of $80 all up for fines.

I’d forgotten on returning to Victoria that I have to budget for parking fines (no more speeding for me).

Since landing in Rye, I’ve had two $182 parking tickets on two of the most beautiful summer Sundays. That’s an expensive swim. The first time, in Portsea, I claimed I’d never make that mistake again. I won’t be careless enough to think I can drive to a beach of choice and park where no one’s driveway is blocked in a location where driveways extend for half a mile through one acre blocks and whose occupants often aren’t there.

The second fine was near Bridgewater Bay. What was I thinking? That I could swim at a beach that is not walking distance from my own dwelling? Did I not care that people live in these back streets and they have to deal with the accumulation of cars and traffic out the front of their

homes all summer long.

I have enough family on the peninsula to know about the Sorrento summer stress syndrome. I only hope that we can find a way for all of us to enjoy and protect this Boon Wurrung paradise.

Laurencia Grant, Rye

‘Messy’ proposal Our mayor, Cr Anthony Marsh, says Mornington Peninsula Shire is investigating paid parking for tourists with absolutely no suggestion of the same for residents (“Visitors to pay” Letters 15/3/22).

I would like to know how to achieve this. I can only think of chalk, or ticket machines, with exemption stickers for windscreens of locals.

Messy.

Smart parking devices with exemptions sounds dumb and expensive for just four months’ revenue.

Either way, I can see shining in the light of exposure, the thin edge of a wedge. A couple of years of this then residents will pay, summer or winter, busy or quiet.

We’ve already got a massive wedge which started as a thin edge, being a $50 rates surcharge some years ago, now a $338 surcharge.

For nothing.

Tourists don’t just require a few extra rubbish bins. They completely take over our beaches, parks, venues and amenities, almost to the exclusion of residents on some days.

Summer tourism creates some micro-jobs: a few hundred or so casual jobs of often just a few hours a day over four months.

The financial net benefits of summer tourism to us residents are way below zero. Who needs them?

Brian A Mitchelson, Mornington

PM’s panic One can only imagine the panic in Canberra last week when the prime minister, dressed impeccably in his pjs and slippers, browsed through his copy of The News and came across a letter (“Coal to Ukraine” 29/3/22 ). Panicked, the PM made a hasty phone call to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. “Vol It’s Scomo from Australia. I’ve got a bit of a problem. You know how you asked for 70,000 tonnes of coal to keep your power stations running so your people wouldn’t freeze to death? Yeah. Looks like we are going to have to rethink that. Seems they think it’s OK for you to freeze as long as we send you some Vegemite and a few packets of Panadol. Hate to do this to you, mate but I need every vote I can get.”

Michael Free, Mount Martha

Budget ‘a con’ Moving forward? Seemingly. A few bob now (low and middle income earners) returned by a higher tax bracket a year on and discontinuing the middle income tax offset. Now you see it, temporarily, then you don’t.

And then we have wages growth? Sorry, I was dreaming. What is wages growth? Assuming the forecast inflation rise (4.25 per cent) my one-off $250 will be an overall mirage, indeed a minus.

Add in the massive infrastructure difference between what Victorians contribute and what comes back and you (hopefully) get the real picture. Ducks and drakes to the naked eye, the possibility (probability) of the voting majority requiring cataract surgery.

A coalition budget to con us, yet again insulting us as voting dunderheads. The pain of the truth of this transparent assessment. Moving backwards?

Cliff Ellen, Rye

Time to meet According to the Labor MP for Nepean, Chris Brayne, he has requested [Flinders MP] Greg [Hunt] to meets with him and the state transport minister regarding the release of the federal money for the Jetty Road, Rosebud overpass and he has refused (“The time for arguing over the Jetty Road overpass is over” Letters 22/3/22).

So, it’s not the state holding up the construction, it’s Mr Hunt. Instead of releasing the money and getting things moving, he attacks Chris Brayne in the press calling him lazy (“Australia’s ‘laziest MP’” Letters 8/3/22). Strewth, he must walk about with his eyes closed not to

notice the work being carried at Rosebud Primary School and our new upgraded bus service, including an express bus to Frankston station.

Greg, meet with Chris and the state minister for transport and release the dosh so that we can get the overpass built.

John Cain, McCrae

End two-party rule I am sure [Liberal Party candidate for Flinders] Zoe [McKenzie] is a great person and should not be demonised (“Support for Zoe”, “Character assassination” and “Zoe contributes” Letters 29/3/22). We should stick to the issues. Trolls and character assassination are not appropriate.

Focus on the issues, Zoe might be a most wonderful person with a moral compass, but also keep in mind that it is the political party, not the person, that we need to worry about. J Michael d’Angelo: “The government, like the leopard, will not change its spots.”

Zoe will not cross the floor and will vote the party line no matter what, just like [retiring Flinders MP] Greg Hunt has done. If you want to see how Greg voted, and how [I believe] Zoe would have voted, Google “how they vote”. Interesting that the coalition is not happy with this site and has tried to shut it down, much like other critical sites and the ABC. Very happy with sycophantic News Corp, Sky News and the alt-right Institute of Public Affairs.

List 5-10 issues you hold dear, investigate where the candidate/party stands and make an intelligent decision based on that. Thomas Jefferson: “The government you elect is the government you deserve.”

The only vote is an independent vote where candidates will vote for the issues and for the people who elected them. No factional party politics, no branch stacking, no donations from corporate mafia, no corrupt funding to marginal seats.

We like to delude ourselves that we are a democracy, but we are actually a “democratic dictatorship” - free to vote occasionally to elect the next political dictatorship, leading to declining democratic processes and into authoritarian dictatorship like where the US is headed.

For the sake of democracy, we must break the back of the two party “democratic dictatorship”.

Joe Lenzo, Safety Beach

Flinders ‘second choice’ It seems some people have differing views from me on the Liberal candidate for Flinders Zoe McKenzie (“Support for Zoe”, “Character assassination” and “Zoe contributes” Letters 29/3/22).

Having a holiday house in Sorrento and spending your summers on beaches in Dromana and Portsea is not the same as raising a family and working in Hastings, Bittern, Tyabb or Mornington.

Zoe McKenzie initially ran for preselection in Higgins, so here is a hypothetical: What if Zoe McKenzie had actually been preselected to run in Higgins? She would have had nothing to do with Flinders, to Zoe we (the Flinders electorate) are her “backup plan”. I do not think the fact she ran twice shows her dedication at all, perhaps to the Liberal party, but certainly not to Higgins or Flinders.

Yes, I do a bit of volunteering for the Labor candidate Surbhi Snowball, but that is not because I am a “Labor apparatchik” it is because I have seen families get their wages cut, their petrol goes up, and have groceries so expensive they have to think about how they can afford next week’s shopping.

Flinders has been held by the Liberal Party for decades, with one-sided solutions - old solutions to new problems.

Nearly all of Zoe McKenzie’s policy commitments are ones [retiring Flinders MP] Greg Hunt made in 2019 but did not deliver. How will giving Zoe McKenzie and the Liberals another three years solve them?

The solution is a candidate from this community who actually knows the issues and has a new perspective.

Flinders keeps getting taken for granted by Liberal candidates who want their shot at Parliament but are not being so keen on putting our community over their political gains.

Fin Fowler, Mornington

Charity’s reward Petrol prices are sky high, yet one generous lady paid for my distraught wife’s fill-up at the Hastings Woolworth’s servo today (Tuesday 29 March) after she forgot to bring her credit card.

What a wonderful thing to do and our heartfelt

gratitude goes out to this lovely person. Thank you so much. We will be donating to the Salvos in reciprocation for this kindly gesture.

Trevor Gilmour, Bittern

Surgery bans There is an aspect of the COVID lockdowns and regulations which keeps popping up but seems to get tucked back under the carpet as quickly and quietly as possible. The issue is the cancellation of so-called elective surgery. “Elective” surgery seems to be anything which is not a case of do it today or death will result.

The problem is that in many cases if surgery is not performed in a timely manner, death, or extreme disability may result.

During these bans on elective surgery there have been many instances of surgeons doing nothing at home, while their specialist teams have been stood down and operating theatres lie empty. All this in case there is a surge in COVID cases.

It must have been possible for some surgery to be performed on a case by case basis, with the decisions made at the hospital level. COVID cases requiring hospitalisation or ICU care do not explode overnight. Many patients could have been treated without clogging up the system.

A survey of surgeons will reveal just how many were doing next to nothing instead of treating people with actual health problems, not potential COVID. Surgeons who will relate how patients with stage 1 cancer are now being treated for stage 3 cancer instead. Not to mention the pain and suffering of those unfortunate people on the waiting list.

There must be a full inquiry into the impact of the decisions to issue a blanket ban on elective surgery. And I don’t mean the sort of whitewash which was the shameful inquiry into the hotel quarantine scheme. Jack Wheeler, Mornington

Parental child trauma New research conducted by the Centre of Perinatal Excellence (COPE) reveals saddening stories from hopeful, expectant, and new parents about negative experiences at each stage of the journey to parenthood.

Around 15 per cent of couples experience infertility. Many describe it as a physical and emotional rollercoaster with adverse impacts on relationships, financial security and mental health.

Pregnancy can be far from the glowing experience often portrayed. Prolonged and severe morning sickness, negative body image, family violence, anxiety and depression are just some of the challenges faced in pregnancy.

Miscarriage and stillbirth are more common than realised.

Birth trauma can be magnified by the words spoken by health professionals in the moment that are never forgotten. Professionals take heed.

Alarmingly, 75 per cent of parents describe emotional and mental distress in their first year of parenting. Severe sleep deprivation, relationship tension and loneliness contribute to poor mental health and can trigger terrifying thoughts, rage and postnatal anxiety and depression.

Due to high levels of stigma and social pressure, parents hide challenges from others for fear of judgement and even worry about having children removed from their care. This only exacerbates the impacts on mental health.

The findings emphasise the critical need for routine, universal, mental health screening of all hopeful, expectant and new parents, to identify distress early, and ensure timely referral.

Dr Nicole Highet, founder and executive director of COPE

Trees not animals The 2022 budget tossed around a lot of words like “biodiversity stewardship”, “carbon credit units” and “biosecurity certifications” while actually cutting spending on climate by 35 per cent over the next four years. It’s enough (and perhaps it’s intended) to make us throw up our hands and declare the battle against climate change just too hard.

But it’s really very simple. We need to reduce atmospheric carbon dioxide, and the “machine” which does that best is the tree, with the added benefit that it emits oxygen for us to breathe.

To plant more trees, farmers need to stop breeding cattle and sheep.

To get the farmers to stop breeding more and more animals, we need to stop eating meat.

It really is that simple.

Mimi Bekhechi, campaigns strategist People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)

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Is it important for patients to see an audiologist if they think they may be having difficulties hearing?

Charlotte: Yes, if you are starting to notice difficulties it’s important to have a full hearing test.

We don’t just test which sounds you can hear, we also check how clearly you can understand speech, in quiet and in background noise.

Some common indications that you may have a hearing loss are: • Turning the TV up • Frequently asking for repeats • Not being able to hear properly on the telephone • Difficulty in noisy situations such as restaurants • Missing out on important parts of the conversation Often your partner or a close family member may be the first person to notice that you are having difficulty hearing.

It is true that a lot of patients don’t actually need hearing aids?

Cathryn: Yes. Probably 40 percent of those that we see do choose to get hearing aids. Some people have a little bit of hearing loss that we just need to talk about, and continue to monitor.

Are there steps people who aren’t ready for hearing aids can do to help combat hearing loss?

Charlotte: Yes. Pick a seat in a restaurant where you can see the faces of the people that you are taking to. This can make it easier to follow what they are saying. With the television, if you’re not ready for hearing aids, we can get a set of cordless headphones. These can be one of the best options for hearing the TV clearly.

Are there ever very simple solutions to hearing loss?

Cathryn: Yes. Sometimes a hearing loss can be caused by ear wax blocking the canal.

If someone needs a hearing aid, should they always choose the most expensive, top-of-theline model?

Charlotte: Most people don’t need the most expensive hearing aids, fully loaded with all the bells and whistles. It really is patient specific. You don’t always need the absolute top-of the-line hearing aid technology, if the features that you need are available in something less expensive.

Cathryn: At Chelsea Hearing, we always offer you a range of options, and it is up to you to choose something that you are comfortable with.

You should never feel pressured to proceed with hearing aids that you don’t feel ready for.

Are smaller hearing aids more expensive?

Charlotte: Generally, the style of the hearing aid does not have very much impact on the price.

There are very good, small hearing aids available at all price points. Larger hearing aids are not necessarily less expensive either. The good news is that the very small, comfortable hearing aids are suitable for most people these days.

How much do hearing aids cost?

Charlotte: Most people who are on a Centrelink pension (such as an age pension or a disability pension) are eligible for the Hearing Services Program. This enables them to choose from a range of hearing aids that are “free-to-client”.

These hearing aids have improved significantly over the past few years, and a lot of people are pleasantly surprised at how natural they sound, and how small and comfortable they can be.

Pensioners can also choose to contribute to more expensive hearing aids if they wish.

For people who are not eligible for the voucher program, hearing aids typically start at $2,700 for a pair.

What brand of hearing aids to you recommend?

Cathryn: Chelsea Hearing is an independent clinic. We fit hearing aids from all of the major manufacturers. Our recommendations are made after we have tested your hearing, looked in your ears, and had a discussion about the things that you want to hear well. We also take the time to consider your preference for style and size of the hearing aids, as well as your budget. We will recommend the most appropriate hearing aids for you, and we will always give you a range of options to choose from.

What is your philosophy on health care?

Cathryn: If I wouldn’t do it for my Mum or Dad, I don’t do it for a patient. When I’m making recommendations for a patient, I think “if this was my mum or dad, with this hearing loss, and these difficulties, would I be making the same recommendations?”. If the answer is “yes”, then I know I’m doing my best for a patient.

What does the relationship you have with your patients mean to you?

Charlotte: The patient comes first. The patient is your customer and you want to have the healthiest, happiest patient that you can. That makes me happy as well. To know that we are helping that patient to be happy is just rewarding.

What is one thing about your job that really sticks out in a positive way?

Charlotte: It’s really nice to be able to make a difference for people. Often the partner of the person with a hearing loss may have been repeating themselves and having to speak louder for years. When we help with a hearing loss (often with hearing aids) it’s often the family members who notice the benefit first. Suddenly they don’t have to repeat everything, and they don’t get so tired from speaking loudly all day. It can make a big difference for the whole family.

Do you have rules that you live by when treating patients?

Cathryn: My number one rule is to take things at the right pace of the individual patient. Some people come in here, and they know they want to get hearing aids and they want to get it all happening as quickly as possible. Other people come in, and they are having some difficulties hearing, but they don’t know if they have a hearing loss. They may need a little bit more time to understand their hearing loss, and the options available. It doesn’t help anyone to push someone in to getting hearing aids before they are ready for them, or to pressure someone to purchase hearing aids that cost more than they are comfortable with. Sometimes the best thing to do is explain what’s causing the problem, and what solutions are available. It can also be helpful to bring your partner or a close family member to your appointment with you.

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The Disastrous Dumplings of Destiny

By Stuart McCullough DUMPLINGS. I absolutely love them. Little parcels of joy that slip off your chopsticks before tumbling like an Olympic springboard champion head first into a bowl of soy sauce. But unlike an Olympic springboard champion, there’s no avoiding the splash and the resulting soy sauce souvenir on your work shirt. For me, they’re the ideal take away meal, which is why I decided to order myself some last Friday night.

It was just after seven o’clock; kinda late by my standards, when I called to place my order. To save time, I said I’d be in to pick them up, rather than run the risk that some hapless delivery driver would be ambling aimlessly looking for my house because the number lacks sufficient illumination.

But dumplings take no time at all to cook. I’d be home again before I knew it, so I reasoned. They say pride comes before a fall. In my case, it was an intoxicating blend of confidence and hunger.

The first clue was when I rang the landline and it went through to message bank. Perhaps more significantly, the message bank made no mention of the restaurant, but was one of those automatic messages that simply advised I had reached a ‘private number’. This gave me no confidence at all and I decided to use the mobile instead. Someone answered. Better still, they showed real interest in my order, repeating it back to me so that I could be confident that it had been received in full. ‘It will be about twenty five to thirty minutes’.

These words rang in my ears. I should probably have regarded that as some kind of warning or, possibly, a sign that I should get a new phone as I’m semi-confident that having words ring in your ears is not normal. Thirty minutes was longer than I expected. But I did a quick calculation and reasoned that I’d have dinner on the table by a quarter to eight. Not ideal, but I’d forget all about it the moment I started eating. I explained to my guests that I’d need to disappear for a few minutes. I was, so I explained, keen not to keep the restaurant people waiting.

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In retrospect, the signs were obvious. When I got to the restaurant, there were other people waiting to pick up their orders. Without exception, they looked absolutely and utterly miserable.

Some appeared to be downright agitated. Clearly, this was a place of great unhappiness. I looked up and noticed that hanging above the cash register was a sign that read ‘Abandon hope all ye who enter here.’ I should have left then.

But, optimistic fool that I am, I enquired about my order. I was informed that they were waiting on a couple more dishes, which gave me the very

real impression that my meal would be ready in a matter of moments and that I’d soon be clutching my take-away bag, swanning past the gathered hoards of the downtrodden who were gathered in the doorway. I would feel a little sorry for them, but not much.

I paid and began waiting. And waiting. And waiting. The person whose job it was to collate the takeaway orders seemed to be having a terrible time of it. She looked incredibly confused and, from time to time, she called over somebody else to stare deeply into a docket as though they were

trying to solve a riddle. It was like watching an episode of ‘Survivor’ when, after starving them for weeks, they make the contestants solve a puzzle and some of them end up staring at their fingers as if they’re never seen their own hand before.

As a rule, you know you’re in trouble when the staff avoid making eye contact with you. This meant they were failing to manage the growing crowd of restless and, by this stage, incredibly hungry people waiting in the doorway. It was ages since any meal had been completed at all. I raised my hand to my chin to ponder what on earth could be going wrong when I discovered that I had grown a full beard while waiting. I’m not talking about a little bit of stubble, but the kind of growth that would see me get a full time job as a roadie with ZZ Top. In a mix of boredom and desperation, I began to plat my new beard.

A lady who’d arrived before me asked for her money back. They refused, claiming that her meal, much like Christmas and the apocalypse, was coming. When it arrived a few moments later, she didn’t appeared relieved. More broken. I texted my guests who had wondered how far I’d travelled to get dinner. When I told them I was just around the corner, they were shocked. As time dragged on, I began to bargain with myself. Specifically, I began to convince myself that this was not, as I feared, a really late dinner but could now be considered an early breakfast.

When my meal was finally ready, the person giving it to me said ‘sorry’. I panicked, unsure of whether he was apologizing for the colossal one hour fifteen minute wait or for the food itself. Like others, I was tempted to let him know what I really thought but, instead, took my food, began crying and offered to help out in the kitchen, as they clearly needed all the help they could get. I hope they were just having a bad night. I know I certainly was. Ultimately, I can’t stay mad at dumplings. And my first shift in the kitchen was a great success. Until we try again. stuart@stuartmccullough.com

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RECKŌNING SET TO DELIGHT AUDIENCES AT FRANKSTON’S NEW FESTIVAL

FORMS FOR REMEMBERING AT MPRG MORNINGTON Peninsula Regional Gallery (MPRG) brings together the work of leading Melbourne based artist Louise Rippert alongside dynamic New Zealand based artist Steve Carr, in the second iteration of its ambitious Collection+ series of exhibitions.

Collection+ pairs artists represented in the MPRG Collection alongside international artists.

The exhibition curator Ainsley Gowing paired these two artists together to highlight the common threads that run through their works – time, repetition, stillness and tension, circular references and mandalas, structure behind simplicity, memories and family generations.

Both are highly disciplined artists. Louise Rippert is a Melbourne based artist best known for creating delicate and carefully worked collages. Her practice also explores sculpture, both permanent and ephemeral, as well as light-based public installations. Her finished artworks are the result of hours, days and months of microscopic work, seeded and

grown through sourcing and experimenting with materials and methods. The calm acceptance of devoting limitless time to her work is underpinned by Rippert’s longstanding interest in Eastern philosophy.

Steve Carr is a New Zealand based artist. His art practice has always been about moments of magical transformation, with the artist himself often undergoing the change. His practice of over 20 years has included performance, film, sculpture and installations which encourage the audience to move through a range of emotions. As viewers engage with his films, time is suspended and anticipation builds, the outcomes or climax of the film not always as expected. Steve Carr’s works take us through feelings of nostalgia, humour, amusement and uncertainty, probing deeper reflections and stirring our memories.

You can see the exhibition at MPRG until 31 July.

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NEW, innovative and edgy, South Side Festival is set to transform multiple venues across Frankston City in May 2022.

A major event for the festival is Reckōning - a cross cultural, multi art-form performance work which fuses Indigenous cultures from Aotearoa, New Zealand and Te Whēnua Moemoeā (Land of the Dreamtime) Australia.

Heralded by Rolling Stone as being a performance that “delights every one of the senses for those lucky enough to witness it”, Reckōning is the winner of 4 Melbourne Fringe Awards.

A performance about reclaiming power, reconnecting with and rediscovering our Ancestry may sound heavy to some, but Broadway World explains, “The real joy of Reckōning is its original music, blend of different art forms and authentic storytelling”.

Intertwining Indigenous culture through

storytelling and featuring original songs by Samuel Gaskin and The Merindas. Candice Lorrae, Kristel Kickett, Piri Neho, Paula Barbee & Mahana Maihi-Taniora complete the cast by combining personal stories of their ancestors with original song writing which explores the power of connecting to their indigenous bloodlines.

Employing strong visuals projected on screen, emotionally charged song, deeply personal story telling and genuine emotions, Reckōning leads its audience on a journey leading to empathy and understanding, whilst the music uplifts the audience.

Book now to experience Reckōning in the Frankston Arts Centre theatre on Sunday 8 May. Tickets available at thefac.com.au.

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DIVISION ONE IT was a day of celebration for Frankston YCW on Saturday, as they started their season with a gritty come-frombehind win over Bonbeach.

The two sides got the 2022 season underway with an entertaining clash at Bonbeach Reserve.

The Stonecats proved to be the stronger side on the day after a slow start. They ended up taking the game by 14 points - 11.9 (75) to 14.5 (89).

The day will also be remembered for the return of Frankston YCW’s Dylan Roberton to the football field.

The former St Kilda defender made a welcome return after retiring from the AFL last year because of health issues.

Two Division One matches were played on Saturday to kick off the season. The other matchup saw Mt Eliza host Frankston Bombers at Emil Madsen Reserve.

Both sides had troubles in front of goal all afternoon, but Frankston Bombers managed to come out on top. The Bombers won 5.12 (42) to 8.14 (62).

DIVISION TWO

Back to the future: Ex Saint and Docker, Dylan Roberton, lines up to kick a goal in his first game back at local footy since playing as a junior at Frankston YCW. The Stonecats came from behind to get the better of Bonbeach. Picture: Craig Barrett

SOMERVILLE were the big winners in the opening round of the MPNFL season, claiming a thumping victory over Hastings.

It was a goal-fest at Somerville’s home ground on Saturday. Somerville booted 22 goals for the day, securing them a 79 point win over the Blues.

Ryan Gillis starred for Somerville. He booted seven goals. Daniel Marshall contributed four majors to the scoreboard and Lachlan Sharp kicked three.

The final score read Somerville 22.12 (144) to Hastings 10.5 (65).

Langwarrin also got their season started on the right foot. They got the better of Seaford at RF Miles Reserve.

Langwarrin will be hoping for a big year. They finished last year’s COVID-interrupted season on top of the ladder, and will be looking to replicate those efforts.

Seaford struggled to match the Kangaroos on Saturday.

Langwarrin ended up winning comfortably 7.6 (48) to 12.16 (88).

Zach Andrewartha kicked three goals for the winning side, and former Essendon Bomber Mark Baguley kicked two.

Chelsea also notched up a win in their opening game of the season. They defeated Crib Point 7.10 (52) to 9.15 (69).

The final game of the opening round saw Devon Meadows and Pearcedale take each other on.

Devon Meadows had opportunities in front of their home crowd, but failed to convert their chances. Pearcedale took advantage to claim an 8.13 (61) to 12.11 (83) win.

Mornington’s top sprinters to face off at Sale HORSE RACING

By Ben Triandafillou CLIFF Brown’s The Inferno and Jason Warren and Dean Krongold’s Brooklyn Hustle will likely head to Sale on Friday 15 April.

The two stable stars for the Mornington-based trainers are set to contest the inaugural running of The Country Discovery (1100m), an open handicap race, worth $500,000.

Brown, who had The Inferno ready to go for the Group 1 William Reid Stakes (1200m) on March 25, was forced to scratch the gelding on the morning of the race because of a sore foot. He had been installed as the second-favourite for the race prior to the scratching.

“24 hours later and he was fine,” Cliff Brown said of the minor setback. “It was a little bit frustrating.”

Brown is confident the talented sprinter can return in good order when he steps out next.

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race. He’s going well and it seems a good race for him,” he said.

Warren and Krongold’s Brooklyn Hustle returns from Sydney after contesting the Group 1 The Galaxy (1100m) on Saturday 19 March where she got back and ran home well to finish in sixth, beaten just over two lengths by inform sprinter Shelby Sixtysix.

Co-trainer Dean Krongold said the flashy chestnut mare will also have a trial before heading to the Sale sprint.

With a similar ‘get back and run on’ racing style as The Inferno, Krongold believes the Sale track should suit their mare perfectly.

“It’s a track that’ll suit her and there’s good prizemoney on offer,” he said. “It also fits into the program well heading to her likely goal of the [Group 1 Robert] Sangster in Adelaide.”

Brown’s The Inferno is also likely to head to Adelaide following The Country Discovery with the $500,000 Group 1 The Goodwood (1200m) on May 21 also on the cards.

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Head-to-head: Two of Mornington’s best sprinters The Inferno and Brooklyn Hustle are likely to meet each other in the $500,000 The Country Discovery at Sale on April 15. Pictures: Supplied

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Simmons wins battle of Tyabb SOCCER

By Craig MacKenzie YOUNG Tom Simmons proved to be the matchwinner as Somerville defeated Baxter 2-1 on Saturday in the first local derby of the season.

Clashes between these State 4 rivals are usually entertaining and this encounter was no different.

Tyabb Central Reserve is a difficult proposition for sides that favour an interpassing game and the home side adapted to the bumpy surface with a no-nonsense approach.

Baxter led 1-0 through Lachie McMinimee’s well-taken strike in the 20th minute but its new striking combination of McMinimee and boom recruit Dave Greening blew a series of chances in both halves.

The key to Somerville’s second half fightback was substitute Guil Ribeiro who put his close skills to good use teasing and taunting Baxter defenders.

Ribeiro and 20-year-old Simmons were among three substitutions made

by Somerville in the 57th minute and this duo had a big hand in the outcome.

In the 80th minute Baxter central defender Sunday Kim had time to clear but dwelt on the ball and when forced into action his attempt was blocked falling to Ribeiro who struck a low shot inside the near post for the equaliser.

With two minutes of normal time left the most controversial moment of the match arrived when the home team’s club linesman decided that Somerville players were onside as a long ball over the top eluded the Baxter defence.

Ribeiro broke clear into a one-on-one with advancing Baxter keeper James Foster then calmly played the ball into the path of Simmons who knocked it into the open goal for the winner.

In NPL2 Langwarrin had to settle for a 2-2 draw with visitors North Geelong on Saturday.

Langy recovered from a George Elliss goal in the 3rd minute to lead 2-1 at half-time thanks to Ryan Paczkowski and Mawien Nielo but Caleb Mikulic’s goal in the 67th minute completed the scoreline.

It was Langy’s first point of the season.

In State 1 Casey Comets beat Mornington 2-0 at Comets Stadium on Saturday in a fiery clash that typified recent contests between these sides.

Mornington keeper Taylor Davidson was shown a straight red in the 73rd minute and striker Wayne Gordon took over in goals while a second yellow to Comets striker John Prescott after a clash with Jamie Davidson in the 84th minute ended his involvement.

Super sub: Tom Simmons (left) in action for Seaford United last season against Baxter’s Dan Disseldorp. Simmons scored the winner for Somerville last weekend. Picture: Darryl Kennedy

In State 2 Skye United’s first win of the season was a thumping 6-1 whitewash of Monbulk Rangers at Monbulk Regional Soccer Facility on Friday night.

Mitch Blake got the scoring underway after a smart turn and finish inside the box following a James George cross.

Skye then added three more goals before half-time with Marcus Collier pouncing on two loose balls inside the area either side of a Mark O’Connor header.

Ten minutes into the second half Liam Jones replied for Monbulk but Skye substitutes Jack Gallagher and Jason Nowakowski added to the visitors’ haul with goals in the last 15 minutes.

Peninsula Strikers made it three wins in a row after downing Brandon Park 2-0 at Freeway Reserve last weekend.

A goal in each half from Kiwi striker Riley Anderton sealed the home team’s fate.

Nathan Prince robbed a defender and played the ball to Anderton who chipped opposition keeper Christian Morales for the opener.

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In State 3 Frankston Pines had to rely on a late Dylan Waugh goal and superb goalkeeping from Thomas Hull to overcome Monash Uni 1-0 at Carrum Downs Recreation Reserve on Friday night.

Hull saved four one-on-ones as Pines looked jaded after an exacting 120 minutes of Australia Cup action three nights earlier but an excellent right foot curler from Waugh in the 89th minute got them over the line.

Senior coach Kevin “Squizzy” Taylor arrives back this week from a UK holiday in time to ready his squad for Saturday’s away trip to Parkfield Reserve to take on Noble Park United.

In State 5 striker Marcus Spivey’s hat-trick spearheaded Mentone’s 5-1 whitewash of struggling Endeavour Hills at Power Reserve on Saturday.

An own goal and a close-range strike from Spivey in the first three minutes had the home side on the back foot.

Good work by Joe Dunbar in the 27th minute allowed Spivey to wrongfoot Endeavour keeper Stuart Tolmie to make it 3-0.

The hosts hit back five minutes later after Dunbar lost possession but he

made amends by making it 4-1 just before the interval.

A headed assist from Nic Farrell allowed Spivey to complete his hat-trick late in the match.

Mount Martha came back from a two-goal deficit away to Casey Panthers to draw 2-2.

David Oswald started the fightback in the 73rd minute and Corey Riddle grabbed the equaliser a minute into added time.

Aspendale Stingrays lost 3-2 away to Hampton Park United last weekend.

The home side led 2-0 in the first half but two goals in as many minutes from James Macnab and Kenan Nuhanovic had scores tied at half-time.

Hampton Park’s Jonathan Theodore and Ehab Hilal and Aspendale’s Peter Dimopoulos were all dismissed in the second half after their second yellow cards and Hampton’s Maziad Chazbek scored the winner in the 76th minute.

Off the pitch the main news in State 5 concerns the timing of the shire council’s makeover of Civic Reserve forcing tenant Mount Martha to overhaul its fixtures.

Mount Martha now plays every game in the first half of the season away from home.

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Only its round 4 clash with Hampton Park United is listed as a home game and that will be played at North Seaford Reserve, thanks to Seaford United helping out.

Mount Martha also lost access to the lights at Civic and has had to train at Mount Eliza’s ground for the past fortnight.

It’s understood that the council has been made fully aware of the club’s reaction.

In Australia Cup news there are no local clubs remaining in this year’s national competition after Langwarrin, Mornington and Frankston Pines all lost their preliminary round 4 ties.

Langy and Pines went down to Hume City and Clifton Hill respectively after extra time while Mornington lost 1-0 away to Altona East Phoenix.

Mornington’s matchday squad included Kaeman Salvato, Jordy May, Lochie Millar and Daniel Bennett from its NPL junior program.

Meanwhile Rosebud-based photographer John Punshon and Frankston resident Harry Chalkitis had their contributions to Victorian soccer officially recognised at last week’s Football Victoria AGM as one of six recipients of life membership of the state federation.

While Punshon has worked as a sports photographer for decades it was also his work in amassing and inputting historical results data that led to his nomination.

Chalkitis has played and coached in the local area and worked as a club technical director.

He’s a two-time Victorian Coach of the Year, a former men’s state team coach, head coach of Bentleigh Greens and Port Melbourne, head coach of Victoria Vision in the women’s NSL and former head of Victoria’s National Training Centre women’s program.

Here’s are this week’s round 4 games: FRIDAY: Mornington v Bentleigh Utd Cobras, Dallas Brooks Park, 8.30pm.

SATURDAY: Skye Utd v Doncaster Rovers, Skye Recreation Reserve, 3pm; Peninsula Strikers v Knox City, Ballam Park 7pm; Noble Park Utd v Frankston Pines, Parkfield Reserve, 3pm; Baxter v Dandenong South, Baxter Park 3pm; Somerville Eagles v Chelsea, Tyabb Central Reserve, 3pm; Aspendale v Mentone, Jack Grut Reserve, 3pm; Mount Martha v Hampton Park Utd, North Seaford Reserve, 3pm.

MONDAY: Bulleen Lions v Langwarrin, Veneto Club, 8.15pm.

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