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Sellers Publishing, Inc. • New Everyday Greeting Cards • January 2021
GC-B7788 Birthday - Humor O: So many sins... I: ...so little time. Have a wicked birthday.
GC-B7799 Birthday - Humor O: Hey, could someone hit the switch on the whirlpool for me? It turned off again! I: It’s your birthday - time to kick back and relax.
GC-B7921 Birthday - Humor O: The bad news about getting older is that we get flabby thighs. The good news is our boobs cover them. I: Hope you’ve got a happy birthday covered.
GC-B8533 Birthday - Humor O: I was watching Antiques Roadshow when suddenly I remembered it was your birthday! I: Funny how the brain works. Happy Birthday!
GC-B7796 Birthday - Humor O: Happy Birthday! I: Do whatever sprinkles your donuts!
GC-B7918 Birthday - Humor I: Live your dreams. Happy Birthday
GC-B7922 Birthday - Humor O: Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, please no bags, and lift my butt before it sags... I: A little divine intervention never hurts! Happy Birthday
GC-B8601 Birthday - Humor O: Do you know what President Biden is doing on your birthday? I: Neither does he.
GC-B7797 Birthday - Humor O: The older I get, the less I need to drink. Really? How come? I: I can get the same feeling by standing up too fast. Have a high time on your birthday!
GC-B7919 Birthday Humor I: What birthday cake? Have a good one!
GC-B7923 Birthday - Humor O: When I was young, I had a rose tattooed on my breast. Really?! I: Yeah, now it’s long-stemmed. Happy Birthday!
GC-B8603 Birthday - Humor O: “Look, I know what it’s like to have birthdays. Lots of birthdays. But here’s the deal... You’re lookin’ damn good! No malarky. I’m serious.” I: That’s something we can all agree on. Happy Birthday
GC-B7798 Birthday - Humor O: In honor of your birthday, I baked a great big chocolate cake. I: You would have loved it.
GC-B7920 Birthday - Humor O: Bernadette never tired of eating a healthy salad every day. Her secret? I: Vodka Vinaigrette. Happy Birthday!
GC-B8531 Birthday - Humor O: Happy Birthday I: I wish we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and two sizes smaller.
GC-B8602 Birthday - Humor O: “The Most Important Party Today is Not the Democratic Party or the Republican Party.” I: It’s Your Birthday Party