girl sex q&A horoscope inside!
Beauty tips for the summer!
Ask Zoe Column exclusive beauty trends for hair and makeup
plus! A Summer Style Guide
letter from the editor Hey You! Welcome to the very first issue of GIRL. We are a dedicated team of four that were inspired to create GIRL because of Jamaica Kincaid’s story of the same name. In our first issue, we hope to get you on the right track in terms of your domestic and sexual life because, let’s face it; your mother has no clue what she is talking about, much like the mom in “Girl.” For one, you will not have to worry here about being called a slut because SLUT IS IN! For another thing, you can throw away your recipe on bread pudding because who consumes that these days? So, let you inhibitions go and join us as we present to you hot new styles, fresh fitness plans, awesome sex advice that your grandma wishes she had, and so much more!
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Mind Your Manners
We’ve all been there: on the stoop, a bottle of wine, a clearance bouquet, waiting. Because whether you’ve been together for two weeks or two years, there comes a time when every girl has to meet her guy’s parents. You need to impress them. But more importantly, you need to NOT appall them—with your appearance, your speech, definitely not your table manners. So here’s the guide that every girl needs when she wants to act a lady.
how to dress
Just like a leafy green between your teeth, a bad outfit is sure to get some stares. Remember: Your clothes can communicate a lot about you. So rather than screaming “Look at me!” you want them to say, “I’m modest, docile, and sweet.” Don’t forget a smile that’s sure to read, “I’m eager to please!”
RULES
-Choose flattering NOT flashy -Say “no” to sloppy and slutty -Wear subdued tones -Leave out the loud prints
how to speak
Whether you’re loud and proud or soft and sweet, you need to say all the right things. (You want to be considered as marriage material right??) His parents don’t want to hear your opinions on the environment and state funding. Keep the conversation light, flatter them and, above all, don’t offend!
how to eat
No matter how casually or fancy the dinner, consider this your number one rule: Don’t turn stomachs with poor manners. Number two: If there is more than one of the same utensil at your setting, always work from the outside in. The rest you should know by now.
Lose weight the easy way.
RULES
-Don’t argue (your guy is always right) -Don’t be profane -When in doubt, smile and nod
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fitness
summer’s taking shape
Memorial Day is just around the corner, which means we can start training our ears to the shrill whistle that shouts from lifeguard stands everywhere: THE POOL IS OPEN! Some of us have had a beach bag packed for months. And then there are those who would rather endure five years of winter than shed their layers for the first swim of the season. If you fall among the latter then I’ve got some tips—for shaping up and stripping down. Follow along and if you’re lucky, you’ll snag a pool boy by summer’s end!
WHAT TO WEAR:
When it comes to dressing for the pool, there’s not much to it…the outfit that is. Still, you need to make the most out of what little you’re wearing. Here are some quick and dirty tips for choosing a suit: 1. Show some skin 2. But not TOO much skin 3. Choose a suit that’s on trend 4. But only if you have the body to rock it 5. Find out what styles your friends are choosing 6. Go for a suit that fits in, but also makes you stand out
how to prepare
Let’s be real. Your new bikini won’t be the only thing getting stares this season. All eyes will be on what we at Girl like to call your BLT: Butt, legs and tummy. So when you’re at the gym, be sure to give those areas your attention too. Butt: Keep it simple. Squats are a girl’s best friend. Feet wide, toes turned out, arms extended in front, bend knees at 90 degrees. Repeat until you’ve achieved buns of steel. Legs: I bet you’ve done a lunge a billion times. But are you doing it right? Keep in mind that women, by nature, have weaker hamstrings than men. By angling your torso forward (at a 45 degree angle) while lunging, you’ll send the muscle straight to your hamstrings (and gluts) rather than adding bulk to your quads. Tummy: Every girl wants a flat stomach, especially during pool season. Remember: Strike a balance between chubby and chiseled. Guys like a girl who’s fit, but not onewho’s in better shape than they are! The medicine ball is your friend.
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remember: It’s important to stay hydrated and take in more salt when working out to maximize weight loss.
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ask zoe
advice column Dear Zoe, College is totally rocking my world like I expected, but in some ways more than others. I’ve been having so much fun at parties, but my grades are starting to slip. What should I do? There’s a total hottie in my class who’s acing school, and I don’t want him to think I’m stupid. I’m also mega embarrassed to tell my parents. -Quadruple D’s
Dear Zoe, I have a really gross problem. I get really big pit-stains, and not just when I work out—like, all the time. Walking to class, on a date, you name it. I’m not a nervous person, but having stains the size of my head definitely makes worried. It’s so disgusting and embarrassing, not to mention uncomfortable. What do I do? -Sweaty Sally
Dear Quadruple D’s, You’re right. College can be super fun. But you know what’s not fun? Paying another $1000 to retake a course, not to mention boring, or taking another unintended year of school when all your friends have graduated. Playing catch up completely blows, especially if you feel alone in the process, but it’ll be worth it in the end if you work hard enough. So he’s cute and smart? Use this opportunity to ask for help, and score a few study dates, not to mention up your grades. Don’t be embarrassed to tell him you’re majorly struggling—humility is attractive. If he’s a good guy, he’ll be more than willing to save a damsel in distress, and you may even make a new more-than-friend. Best of luck, smarty-panties.
Dear Sweaty Sally, The terms “deodorant” and “antiperspirant” are used interchangeably, but they’re actually different products. Deodorant fixes the stench, and antiperspirant works to reduce or eliminate sweating. Get the best of both worlds and buy a combination product. It’s definitely not lady-like to look like you’ve just ran a marathon, especially on a date— talk about an awkward goodbye hug! If you even get one…Definitely look into quick fixes online, and if it does not get better, ask your doctor about medical solutions.
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Dear Zoe, I’m extremely shy. I get so nervous when I talk to anybody and I can’t think of anything to say. I’m confident around my close friends, but I struggle in large groups and especially with adults or boys. When I do talk, I feel like nobody notices me because I’m so quiet. What do I do? Will this last forever? Why So Shy Dear WSSThis will most likely not last forever, because as you grow older, you’ll grow more comfortable with yourself. You’re concerned with people liking you, so you obviously do want the attention. When you meet somebody new, try making a general comment like “Isn’t it so beautiful outside?” to start a conversation. Try to compliment somebody new every day. This will start conversations and there is nothing people like more than hearing about how great they are. If you can’t find the words sometimes, try just smiling in their direction. As for the dudes, often times boys think shy girls are really sweet. A little goes a long way. If you ask a lot of questions, you won’t have to talk very much because they’ll be so busy answering. But don’t just stare at them when they tell you stories—make sure you are polite and engaged. When they tell you their comedic story about work that day, say, “that is hilarious! Oh my gosh!” And don’t forget to smile. It means nothing without a smile. Good luck, girlie. I believe in you.
send your questions and concerns to zoe at zoefincher@gmail.com
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beauty Its the summer and this is the best time to keep the natural look. Follow this guide and you will be sure to have a bangin’ summer!
hair
Let your hair down for the summer and rock the beach waves. Give your hair a break and let it flow. Long locks is in and messy hair is perfect for having a relaxed afternoon. Here are some tips to keeping your hair as hot as the summer heat. 1. Use Not Your Mother’s Sea Salt Spray to get the beach look and give your hair texture. 2. When your hair needs some help or hasn’t been washed, spray on some dry shampoo and throw it up in a top bun. It’s cute and easy. 3. Braids are a great way to keep your hair out of the way and add a little interest without doing too much work. 4. Your hair is one of your best features, use it to your advantage. 5. Put flowers in your hair to be cute and summery. Perfect for an outdoor concert.
Makeup
The all natural look is great, but that doesn’t mean you have to stop wearing makeup! Use makeup on your prettiest features to highlight them and to give you confidence. The natural look is pretty, simple, and doesn’t make you look slutty. Here are some ways you can wear makeup for the summer: 1. Wear mascara during the day and a little blush on your cheeks. It’ll be fresh and flirty. 2. For the night time, put on a thin line of liquid eyeliner and wisk it at the ends for the cateye look. It adds a dramatic affect without being too much. 3. Take the time to wash your face and get some sun - sunscreen! It is summer, but you still need to pay attention to your sensitive skin.
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style guide we’ve got four great outfits to get some ideas flowin’ for your perfect summer style. If you are getting ready for a hot date, work, church, or just going to hang out with friends, we have you covered!
hot date
Whether you are going on your first date, or your fifth, you need something to spice up your look. Cheetah print is the go to, add a cute pair of boots, a necklace, red lipstick and you’ll be a knockout and sure to have a second date!
church
Church is the place you need to be most respectful; to yourself and to The Lord. A floral dress, cardigan, and some flats are sure to keep you looking fresh and lady-like. Remember to walk like a lady. Don’t saunter like you do in front of all those boys in the gym, it makes you seem slutty.
relaxin’
Hanging out with friends is meant to be relaxing. Wear a light, stylish sweatshirt with a pair of dark jeans and tennis shoes. Put on a little bit of makeup just in case you run in to any guys while out with the girls.
Dressing in the work place can be tricky because you want to be stylish and appropriate. Wear a shirt that covers your chest and shoulders, and a skirt that comes to your knees, paired with short heals. Cute, comfy, and covered!
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Horoscope Aquarius {the water bearer}
January 20-February 18 Love is in the air this summer —that’s not just pollution from the city construcion. A breakup may rekindle or unfinished business may finally work itself out. Don’t settle for less than what you really want when it comes to love. Work will come naturally to you as it always has, but money will be tight. You’ll be filthy rich in friendship, though. Your social life will take off mid-July, and you can give Mars the creds for that. SEX: Take things slow until the L-word drops. You don’t want that kind of rep, do you?—I mean, you can’t give it to him that easily, even though you totally want to. Make sure he knows what he’s in for, and that you’re not willing to compromise.
Aries {the ram}
March 21-April 19 Follow your heart and do what you want to do this summer. Your loved ones will support you, and you’ll really feel their love in May, thanks to Venus. You can also thank V for the that is your love life. Things will heat up in June, but could cool off briefly in July. In August, expect a visit from a former flame that could turn out to scorch you. Follow your nomad heart with Mars in your sign in May and June, and Jupiter alluring you to stamp your passport all summer long. SEX: Speaking of stamping your passport, don’t be afraid to add a few notches to that Ralph Lauren belt of yours…you deserve it! (But keep it under wraps— you don’t want people to think you’re a slut.)
Cancer {the crab}
June 21-July 22 This summer is yours to rock. Mars will fuel your ambition and you’ll be soaring at work. Every opportunity is yours. You’ll remain passionate as long as you focus on what’s really important to you. Late August, it will feel so good to return. Love can be yours if you want it, but you have to let it come to you. That cutie you’ve had your eye on may be coming your way after the full moon. Don’t be afraid, but make sure you stay coy or he’ll think you’re desperate. SEX: You’ve had plenty of fun this year, and while your world was rocked, this may rock the boat for your future flings. Try to lay low—promiscuity doesn’t exactly get ring a on your finger.
August 23-September 22 Yours is the kind of love straight from a Nickolas Sparks movie this summer. The planets will go crazy in an effort to make sure you have a real, meaningful relationship. Uranus will stir the winds in June and surface some change, while Venus guides you in August. Say yes to selfcare and pampering yourself, and recreate your image to even higher stratums of beauty. Get a new stylin’ new ‘do! Try out that poppin’ pink lipstick you’ve been dying to apply! The sun will give you the energy you need to please the boss man so you can have your low-fat angel food cake and eat it, too. A loving family affair will occur in late July. SEX: Step up that girl-next-door sex appeal in July to keep him interested—besides, what’s a Nickolas Sparks movie without a wild, passionate, kissing-in-the-rain sex scene?
April 20-May 20 Remember: quality over quantity, babe. Venus will guide you and let you take things slow. Don’t flip if you have to spend some time apart. We know you’re super emotional, but don’t be crazy. He’ll make everything worth it. You won’t be lonely this summer, especially come August. Your bank account will thrive in May and June. You’ll practically be bathing in money, you lucky girl. The full moon in July will spark a yearning in you like you’ve never known—just make sure you follow it. SEX: Things may be slow in the bedroom, but you’ll keep yourself occupied. Just be patient, and don’t be too desperate.
September 23-October 22 Oh, you’ll have your comprehensive and balanced summer—but prepare to be in the spotlight. Make a wish on the new moon in May, and you’ll be all set for your highest ambitions this year. A casual relationship could morph into something more if you work for it, so show a little skin . Mars’ energy could produce an overwhelming work conflict –but you’ll keep it H-O-T all the way through July.SEX: Keep them wanting more. Don’t be too forward. One breadcrumb at a time and they’ll be on your trail like hungry wolves.
Pisces {the fish}
Sagittarius {the centaur}
February 19-March 20 Friends will flock to you this summer while Jupiter continues to add pizzazz to your personality. The sun will spice up your social life, especially in late June and early July. Prepare to meet up with someone from the past. Things change, you know, and feelings may grow. Jupiter and Pluto will ensure that you stand out as top banana at work. Be prepared to make major changes in your image because first impressions are very important. It’s all about looks. You’ll be surprised with what you’ll learn. SEX: A former flame will come into your life and you shouldn’t be afraid this time. He’ll take you for a ride on the wild side, and you may find it’s not what you’d expect, but everything you want. Can you spell orgasm?
Gemini {the twins}
May 21-June 20 This summer is all about building back up. The new moon will introduce some new love interests, but don’t dive in too soon. Your heart needs time to heal. Keep pouring on the charm with the boss at work and things will work in your best interest. Focus on your team spirit. Maybe play in a softball league , join a club, or find a new posse to boost your ego so you don’t feel so, you know, alone. Saturn will persist on love but casual dating won’t satisfy in July. The one is on his way. Spend some time with your gals in the meantime, and don’t be too frantic. Let your hair down. SEX: Wait it out and your time will come. While you’re impatiently tapping your foot, pick up a copy of Fifty Shades to awaken the sexual panther within you.
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July 23-August 22 It’s your time to live it up. With Jupiter in your home, you’ll party it up with lots of different crowds. Even if you’re in a totally serious relationship, you can multiply your fun with other couples and don’t forget your single ladies! Meanwhile at work, July will be your big break when Mars will guide you to success. Mercury will help you communicate better come June, so don’t be afraid to speak your mind! But be polite. SEX: Try something new for once, and don’t be so shy when he wants to step outside your comfort zone. You’ve waited long enough, and Neptune will prepare you.
Virgo {the virgin}
Libra {the scales}
Taurus {the bull}
Leo {the lion}
November 22-December 21 You’re known for your summers of adventure and this year is no different. Focus on love in May and June. The new moon in June could overlap with a new love or maybe you and your current boy-toy will finally take things to the next level. You’ll attract new friends with your go-getter attitude as Jupiter continues to make you feel like your own good luck charm. If you take that new job this summer, you may not leave your colleagues with the best taste in their mouth, so patch things up before you say ta-ta. In July and August, you’ll be perfectly set to travel in style. SEX: Sometimes you let your emotions get the best of you, but it’s time to put on your big girl panties and let loose for a while. Sex does not equal love anymore. It’s 2015.
Scorpio {the scorpion}
October 23-November 21 Scorpio is your name and intensity is your game, and just because it’s summer doesn’t mean you’ll back off. With Saturn in your home, you’re totally on top of it. Mars will guide your romance June 13 to August 2, leading you to love. The full moon in July and the eclipse of the moon in August could finally push you to take that wild road trip you’ve been dreaming of! Venus will help you come July when you find out who you really can trust. SEX: Keep it simple this time around, but nobody said simple had to be boring. You were never one to shy away from a good time, especially between the sheets.
Capricorn {the goat}
December 22-January 19 It’s been a rough year with a lot of goodbyes. Use this summer to have a little fun for once! Jupiter and Pluto are on your side. It’s completely Gucci to meet a variety of guys before you commit. But once you find a catch, he’ll be worth the wait. Make sure you’re not too serious this time, and make him work for your attention. Mercury will be powering your personal life and looking after you at work. Come July, a technical-type job could be a big money maker for you. SEX: Let your wild side loose. We know she’s in there.
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Sex Q&A Help! My boyfriend is on a business trip. What are some toys I can use while he’s gone? Anything can be a penis if you try hard enough.
I always seem to hit my boyfriend’s manhood by accident. Will he be unable to have kids because of my klutziness? He must either have a penis made of iron or really like you if he’s still with you. Possibly both. Where are some good places to have sex? The world is your bed. Go have sex wherever your slutty little heart pleases. I once heard of a couple who were getting it on against a dumpster behind a Dunkin’ Donuts; I like to think that their time there was very special. Is it ethical for a vegetarian to give blow jobs? Unless someone is a cannibal, human genitals and cooked meat are not the same thing.
What does it mean to be a “player?” It means that you’re a slut, but you’re the bad kind of slut. My best guy friend has been with his girlfriend for three weeks, but the doctor says that she is 3 months pregnant. How did he get such potent sperm? I don’t know… He could probably check with the last guy his girlfriend was with. He might be able to point your friend in the right direction. What is something sexy I can do for my man after sex? Touch his butt.
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durex condoms What is considered a “healthy” sexual relationship? One where all partners eat their fruits and veggies. I’ve had sex with three guys, and my mom keeps bullying me about it, calling me a slut. I’m really upset with my mom saying this… What should I do? Your mom is just jealous. Give her advice on how she can improve her slut game.
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