The Drumpfster Fire Chronicles Week 1

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The

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A Talbot‑‑Heindl Experience LLC Zine By: Chris Talbot‑‑Heindl


January

20 2017

rumpf ordered all regulatory powers of federal agencies frozen until he can personally “look into them.�

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n a snit, Drumpf ordered the National Park Service to stop using social media after NPS retweeted a side-by-side photo of the inaugural crowds from 2009 and 2017.


January

21 2017

rumpf brought his own cheer crowd to a meeting with the CIA to cheer during his speech that consisted of congratulating himself and framing himself as the victim of fake press. He also neglected to ask the CIA to sit, then later tweeted that he got a “standing ovation.”

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ngry about the tweet that went out the day before, Drumpf phoned NPS director, Michael Reynolds, and ordered him to produce additional photographs of the previous day’s crowds.

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ew White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer held a press conference where he angrily barked at the press for reporting on inauguration numbers. He claimed that Drumpf had the largest audience of any in history, “period.”

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January

22 2017

ellyanne Conway went on national television and defended Spicer’s lies about the size of the inauguration crowd as “alternative facts.”

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January

23 2017

rumpf reinstated a gag order which defunds any international organization that even mentions abortion as a medical option.

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rumpf reiterated the lie that 3-5 million people voted “illegally,� costing him the popular vote.


January

24 2017

rumpf tweeted a picture of what he claimed was the actual crowd at his inauguration. The photo was dated January 21st, the day of the Women’s March, the largest inauguration related protest in history.

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PA was ordered to abide by a complete black out on social media or the press and to freeze all grants and contracts, including environmental clean up projects. EPA scientists were ordered to stop publishing their data unless it was cleared with Drumpf’s transition personnel.

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SDA was ordered to abide by a complete black out on social media and to stop publishing any papers or research.

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R7, a bill that would prohibit federal funding to abortion service providers, but also to any insurance coverage, including Medicaid, that provides abortion coverage, entered the House floor for a vote.

rumpf’s nominee for Director of the Department of Health and Human services, Tom Price, called federal guidelines on transgender equality “absurd.”

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rumpf ordered the resumption of construction on the Keystone XL and the Dakota Access Pipelines.

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irector of strategy, Steven Bannon, said the media should “be embarrassed and humiliated and keep its mouth shut.”

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January

25 2017

rumpf signed an executive order to begin building a wall along the US-Mexican border that would cost an estimated $20-35 billion, and insisted Mexico would pay for it.

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rumpf tweets that “If Mexico is unwilling to pay for the badly needed wall, then it would be better to cancel the upcoming meeting” with Mexican President Peña Nieto after the President already cancelled.

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rumpf said he thought torturing suspected terrorists was justified.

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he entire senior level of management of the State Department resigned - including members who served under both Republican and Democratic administrations in the past.


January

26 2017

ress Secretary Spicer announces that Drumpf will pay for the wall with a 20% tariff on all imports from Mexico.

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January

27 2017

rumpf closed the nation’s borders to refugees, green card holders, visa holders, and all others from around “Muslim” countries around the world, excluding countries where Drumpf golf courses are.

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rumpf ordered a religious test for refugees from “Muslim" nations. Following backlash, he stated that Christians would be given priority.

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