What "They" Say

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WHAT “THEY” SAY An educational coloring book for kids of all ages to explain the things that talking heads say.



What “They” Say

A Talbot-Heindl Experience LLC Production A coloring book zine by: Chris Talbot-Heindl


President Obama sometimes tells whoppers. Like that time he said he would close Guantanamo Bay.


Vice President Biden tends to be a sloppy Joe. You never know what he’ll say once he is in front of a camera.


Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush can say pretty dangerous things. He likes to order the deaths of people (fetuses and Terri Schiavo are exempt).


Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin can be pretty crazy. Half of the things she says is completely nuts. Like that time she compared torture to baptism.


Megyn Kelly doesn’t report news. She just spews a lot of garbage to get people riled up and upset.


Anderson Cooper enjoys sensationalizing his “news stories.” He enjoys pulling people’s heart strings.


Sean Hannity expells a lot of hot air. He believes that if you shout something loud enough and long enough, it will become true.



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