t
Drink a raw
EGG
every morning Explain that you are in training
Eat
a dozen
D NUTS every night
t
tiny
Draw a
black
SPOT on your
arm
make it bigger everyday
looking at it and say “It’s spreading!”
“It’s spreading!”
t
Buy some
KNIVES
Sharpen
them
every night
While you’re doing so
look at
your
roomate
and
MUTTER:
“Soon, soon....”
t
Watch
Pspycho
every day
for
a month
Then act
EXCITED every time
your roommate goes to take
a shower
t
Get some
Disperse while he/she is
Hair it around your roommate’s head
Asleep
Keep a pair of by your bed
Scissors
Snicker
at your roommate every morning
t
Live in
the hallway
for a month bring all of your stuff back into the room Afterwards
and tell your roommate
“Okay, your turn.�
t
a night watchman GUARDING
Hire
while you are
the room
sleeping
t
Buy a
gun
Clean it every day One day,
put a
band-aid on your
forehead and refuse to discuss the gun ever again..
t
Leave
a memo
on your roommate’s bed
saying
i know what you did!� sign them in blood