9 ways to freak out your roommate!

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Drink a raw

EGG

every morning Explain that you are in training

Eat

a dozen

D NUTS every night

t

tiny

Draw a

black

SPOT on your

arm

make it bigger everyday

looking at it and say “It’s spreading!”

“It’s spreading!”

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Buy some

KNIVES

Sharpen

them

every night

While you’re doing so

look at

your

roomate

and

MUTTER:

“Soon, soon....”

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Watch

Pspycho

every day

for

a month

Then act

EXCITED every time

your roommate goes to take

a shower

t

Get some

Disperse while he/she is

Hair it around your roommate’s head

Asleep

Keep a pair of

by your bed

Scissors

Snicker

at your roommate every morning

t

Live in

the hallway

for a month bring all of your stuff back into the room Afterwards

and tell your roommate

“Okay, your turn.�

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a night watchman GUARDING

Hire

while you are

the room

sleeping

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Buy a

gun

Clean it every day One day,

put a

band-aid on your

forehead and refuse to discuss the gun ever again..

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Leave

a memo

on your roommate’s bed

saying

i know what you did!� sign them in blood