in-room dining
beverages house lemon soda $5 house root beer $5 californian limeade $6 tropical limeade with the perfect mix of sour and sweet
monkberry moon delight $7 blended berry drink (non-alcoholic)
soft drinks $5 jarritos™ $4 mexican soda
sparkling flavored water $4 choose from grapefruit, peach, mango, lemon, or strawberry-kiwi
coffee $2 assorted fruit juices $4 choose from grapefruit, orange, apple, or lemon
hot cocoa $4 made with real cocoa
milk $1
banana pancakes $10 fluffy buttermilk pancakes with sliced bananas, whipped cream, and chocolate chips
brown sugar pancakes $10 fluffy buttermilk pancakes with coated in brown sugar and butter
waffle $10 it’s a waffle
huevos rancheros $11 two eggs sunny side up with black beans, ranchero sauce, and queso fresco, over corn tortillas
breakfast burrito $12 a housemade flour tortilla filled with eggs, hash browns, pico de gallo, and meat of your choice
traditional breakfast $11 two eggs cooked any style, served with choice of meat, with choice of toast and/or potatoes
traditional breakfast (deluxe edition) $13 two eggs cooked any style, served with choice of 2 meats, hash browns, and choice of toast or pancakes
fruit salad (yogurt optional) $7 seasonal fruit mix that tastes so good that you just can’t beat it
breakfast served 6am — 1130am
served 1130am — 1100pm
appetizers & salads chips con salsa $5 housemade corn tortilla chips with our secret recipe salsa
potato skins $7 taters y’all with bacon and cheese and green onions
mozzarella styx $6 too much sauce on your haaands
lovely pita $7 lovely pitaa eat a plate lovely pitaa eat a plate
i am the egg rolls $8 delectable cheeses
cheese platter $7 delectable cheeses
the salad of john & yoko $13 asian salad with a british thing added lettuce and bitter herbs
caesar rock salad $11 a traditional mexican favorite: romaine lettuce with parmesan cheese and croutons (invented in tijuana)
highway to kale $5 raw kale. that’s it.
cheeseburger in paradise $8 a ¼ lb. ground beef patty on a kaiser roll, with american cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and thousand island dressing. add $1 for veggie patty or $2 for meatless patty
californian burger $8 a ¼ lb. ground beef patty on a kaiser roll, with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, bacon, avocado, and thousand island dressing. add $1 for veggie patty or $2 for meatless patty
cruisin’ burger $8 a ¼ lb. ground beef patty on a kaiser roll, with pepper jack cheese, ortega chili, and chipotle sauce. add $1 for veggie patty or $2 for meatless patty
cold turkey & apple sandwich $8 carved turkey on a french roll with green apple, red onion, lettuce, tomato, and a garlic mayo
you can tuna fish sandwich $8 fish that we hope is tuna between two slices of ciabatta with lettuce, onion, pickle, and chipotle aioli
sandwiches served 1130am — 1100pm
served 1130am — 1100pm
entrées street tacos $10 corn tortillas con carne, cebollas, y cilantro
pork n’ beans $9 weezer’s favorite: good ol’ franks with some baked beans
rubber sole $14 good for your soul, less so for the sole
brown sugar glazed salmon $15 pink fish with a crisp brown sugar glaze and a side of brown rice and steamed greens
pesto shrimp pasta $13 angel hair pasta with wild shrimp in a green pesto sauce
pizza $12 cheese, pepperoni, or choose your own toppings
chicken tenders $7 breaded chicken served with french fries and choice of assorted dipping sauces
grilled cheese $7 cheeses melted and placed between two slices of bread
lil’ burger $7 a lil’ burger patty on a lil’ bun with lil’ lettuce and a lil’ pickle
lil’ burrito $7 flour tortilla filled with rice, beans, and cheese
lil’ quesadilla $7 cheeses between two flour tortillas
kidz pizza $7 cheese and tomato sauce with a crust
kidz menu for ages 13 and under (but we won’t check) served 1130am — 1100pm
served 6am-1130pm
desserts american pie $8 choose between apple, boysenberry, peach, or olallieberry fillings in a buttery flaky crust so good, you’ll be singing “bye, bye”
i love rocky road $8 three scoops of rocky road ice cream from some local place
savoy truffle $8 i’m not even sure what this is or what’s in it, but enjoy!
yellow matter custard $8 served dripping from a dead dog’s eye