Chris Squink

www.squinky.co.uk Human shaped floating anomaly from the town of Dronfield in the UK, I'm writing this thing because I've had this page for years and never really got around to writing anything PERSONAL, not that i'm going to give away lots of private information like the fact I can't swim, and was the only person in my school that didn't manage to learn, making me some kind of absorbant rock that just sinks on contact with liquid (I haven't tried swimming in tea, coffee, or milk yet) Some things I like are : Coffee, Cheese, Glycerin soap, Lasagne, Smoked salmon, Sour sweets, People who don't murder everyone, Mike Patton, The Powerpuff Girls, Mechanical Pencils, Trees, Bubble bath with plastic dinosaurs floating inside,Tea (sometimes), Being awake when everyone else is asleep. Things I don't like: Simply Red, Tossers who live behind my house and play the piano loud all day when it's sunny and make me want to kill myself, The smell of TCP, Aniseed, straight vodka, The smell of burnt toast when i'm no