MOVIE reviewer DOUGAL MACDONALD is half a star short of ecstasy in this week’s cinema column, garden guru CEDRIC BRYANT is talking vegetables at Floriade and there are five pages of social photos to have a sticky beak at – and that’s before we get to the fine writing of MICHAEL MOORE, TIM GAVEL and ROBERT MACKLIN, and the news, letters and cartoons awaiting your next click...