Vol. I, Ho • .3. :Celitor - Thomas M. Hunt Faculty Advisor - nr. Stires -x- ,~-
WOULD YOU BELICV.C:
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••• that the Red So~ are great this year?
Fortunately this week we are able to give you:
••• Lary Roberts is the next school leader?
FROH THC BLOTT:CR" Hews and notes from police in Amherst, new York.
.l.that Cardigan is going to have a rodeo in the Hinman Hall basement Saturday night?
1. Amherst Fire Control reports smoke in building on i-I:illlersport Hw y., Patrol No. 8 reports noting to it •••~-cooked slipper. 2. Dan Troy Dr. resident reports someone blew apart his mailbox with a cherrybcmb the other night.
• •• Greg Howe is always on time to class and meals?
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••• that we have the Star of Gentle Ben on campus? ••• Canaan Street Lake is dirt?
3. Canadian motorist called from front of Boulevard liall (had been seen drinking) reports his wife. and car missing. Upon investigation, Patrol no. 5 reports everybody missing.
4e At 3:31 a.m. telephone operator reports a man called her from a restaurant on lJiaga.ra Falls Blvd.
A customer was in
phone booth when owner locked up theplace; customer is unable to get out.-Patrol No. 5 called owner. Do You Want A Pen Pal?
We the underclassmen of Cardigan wish the seniors a good life and education like President Johnson did on the mimeographed letter he sent our scho_o l (and probably hundreds of other schools also)• ~~~~-){-~~~'h~-;H~;f')h~➔f ?HH8~➔~➔8h'H(- ➔B(➔HHH~:~➔HHHHH(-~~~,'Hh~
The swamp this time of year is interesting. You can find all kinds of insects, w ater animals, and for you boys that like to raise things, there are frog eggs.
If you want to have a pen pal, fill out &&&&&cc&&..&&&&&&.&&&&..'?c&l!.c&l!c&&&&&.&8c&8c&&&&&& &&& the form and give it to Thomas M. Hunt with 50¢. ADVERTISEIIBNT S (cut along line) George Spaulding is selling everything f .. ge of Pen Pal Boy fiirl in his room. Hiri.man Hall II. Name Home address Phil Toohey will sell anything in his room. Clark-Morgan III. Zip ..,. -_-_-_-_-_-_ _ r " Mr. Chamberlain will trade, not sell, but trade anything ,rnrth trading. Clark-Morgan III.
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Hr. Hahoney has in• his topdresser drawer his own hair piece~ if you·can believe it~ If you don't go and see it.