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CONTENTS Email: electriccity@timesshamrock.com Mail: 149 Penn Ave., Scranton, Pa. 18503 Distribution: For Electric City: David G. Caswell, (570) 348-9196. For Diamond City: Sheryl Hoggarth, (570) 821-2015. Advertising: (570) 348-9185 On the Cover: Justin Townes Earle at The F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts.

Calendar of Events..................................................6 Fab 5 ...................................................................4 Curtain Call .......................................................12

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Monster Mash

POSH at the Scranton Club, 404 N. Washington Ave., hosts this year’s Dinner by Design to benefit the Lackawanna Historical Society on Saturday, Feb. 28, and Sunday, March 1. A preview cocktail party is scheduled for Friday, Feb. 27, from 7-10 p.m., which includes an open bar and light fare. Admission is $75 for the party. Historical Society executive director Mary Ann Moran Savakinus and society president Michael Gilmartin are among those planning the two-day event where professional designers create a “feast for the eyes, presenting unique and innovative table designs and event spaces,” Savakinus said in a release. Designers include MCR, Central Park Flowers, JK Designs, Posh, John Mackey Design, Over the Moon, DPNAK Weddings, the Scranton Club, Truly Scrumptious, Bella Faccias, Radisson at Lackawanna Station hotel and Collective Event Professionals. Design tours are Saturday from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m., and Sunday from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. — tg

Can you smell the fumes and hear the crunching glass and twisted metal? That’s the sound of Monster Jam on its way to the Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza on Feb. 27, at 7:30 p.m., Feb. 28, at 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. and March 1, at 2 p.m. The shows will feature appearances by such monster trucks as Grave Digger, Backwards Bob, Son uva Digger, Stinger, Crasher and Crushstation. Approximately 12 feet tall and about 12 feet wide, Monster Jam trucks are custom-designed machines that sit atop 66-inch-tall tires and weigh a minimum of 10,000 pounds. Built for short, highpowered bursts of speed, the trucks generate 1,500 to 2,000 horsepower and are capable of speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. Monster Jam trucks can fly over 125 to 130 feet and up to 35 feet in the air. Seats start at $15 with $10 seats for kids. Tickets are available by calling (800) 745-3000, at the Mohegan Sun Arena Box Office or online at ticketmaster.com. For group rates and information, call (570) 970-3519. For more information, visit MonsterJam.com. — tg

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#3

Patient Party

“Someday is today,” The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society suggests on its website (lls.org), where it profiles blood cancer survivors who are now living “normal, productive lives” thanks to the contributions made to the voluntary health agency by generous donors around the world since its founding in White Plains, New York in 1949. Local volunteers for the Eastern Pennsylvania Chapter of the LLS will host a Cocktails for the Cure happy hour at The Radission Lackawanna Station Hotel in Scranton on Thursday, Feb. 26 from 5 to 7 p.m. The event will recognize 2015 Honored Hero, Bill Bochicchio, and includes appetizers and a cash bar and entertainment by EJ the DJ (pictured above) as well as 50/50 raffles and a silent auction. Tickets are $10 and will be available at the door. Proceeds benefit regional patients diagnosed with leukemia, lymphoma, Hodgkin’s disease or myeloma. Email kristine.evina@lls.org for more information or call (610) 972-0081. — ag

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Hudson Honeymooners

“Blue collar blues man” Andy Stack was about to give up on the Big Apple grind and move to New Orleans when he met Avett Brothers fiddle player Tania Elizabeth at a friend’s gig. Two months later, they were playing together as The Stacks. Within five more months they were married. The duo discovered drummer Lee Falco and bassist Brandon Morrison at Levon Helm’s barn after moving to Hudson, New York. Buffalo Stack’s self-titled album was released in August and has been praised by Planet Stereo for its “soulful” and “melodic” gospel flavoured blues and vulnerable, poetic lyrics. This Friday, Feb. 27, they’ll play at the Sarah Street Grill in Stroudsburg. Visit buffalostack.com for more information or call the venue at (570) 424-9120. —ag

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sax man

Renowned young saxophone virtuoso Eddie Barbash joins The University of Scranton Jazz Ensemble as their guest soloist for a concert on Saturday, Feb. 28, at 7:30 p.m., in the University’s Houlihan McLean Center. Admission to the concert is free and open to the public. Doors open at 6:40 p.m. and seating is on a first-come, first-seated basis. Described by The New York Times critic Ben Ratliff as “gifted, young and driven,” Barbash has performed and recorded with jazz greats Wynton Marsalis and Christian McBride, country stars Jim Lauderdale, Vince Gill and Ranger Doug, hip-hopper Questlove, rock drummer Chad Smith, composer David Amram, cabaret diva Nellie McKay and many others. His CDs include Twelve Tones of Love, In the Night, MY NY and Social Music with Batiste and The Tres Amigos. Barbash is also offering a free masterclass for woodwind players earlier that day. Interested saxophone, clarinet and flute players can obtain more information on eligibility, registration and participation in the masterclass by emailing music@scranton.edu or by calling (570) 941-7624. — tg

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averages 150 shows a year and has a working songlist of over 200 songs from the Grateful Dead and Jerry Garcia Band catalog. Sherman Theater, Stroudsburg. $10. (570) 420-2808 or shermantheater.com. St. David’s Day Celebration feat. Brian Reese, March 6, 6-8 p.m. Enjoy a performance of traditional banjo folk music, original short stories and well-known literature. Forage Space, Scranton. foragespace.com. Kashmir: Music of Led Zeppelin, March 7 Mauch Chunk Opera House, Jim Thorpe. (570) 325-0249 or mcohjt.com. Diana Krall, March 7, 8 p.m. The Wallflower World Tour features the jazz pianist and singer performing pop classics by artists including The Mamas and the Papas, the Eagles and Bob Dylan. (Postponed from Nov. 26.) The F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, Wilkes-Barre. (570) 8261100 or kirbycenter.org. Gov’t Mule with special guest John Scofield, March 7, 8 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. Sherman Theater, Stroudsburg. $35-38. (570) 420-2808 or shermantheater.com. MiZ Plays Dylan, March 7, 8 p.m. The 570’s own Mike Mizwinski heads up this blues rock and folk fusion band. Refreshments served prior to the celtic roots band Runa performs saturday, Feb. 28 at 7:30 p.m. at The cooperage in Honesdale. shows and during intermission. Harmony Presents at the Hawley Silk Mill, Hawley. $15 early bird; $16 Justin Townes Earle with Gill Landry, March of show. (570) 420-2808 or shermantheater.com. advance; $20 door. (570) 588-8077 or harmonypre3, 7:30 p.m. A Live from the Chandelier Lobby Living Room Series presents My Show with sents.com. Aerosmith Rocks Donington 2014, Feb. 26, 7 concert presentation. The F.M. Kirby Center for the Deathwish Birdie, Feb. 28, 8 p.m. Doors open at Sharon Katz & The Peace Train, March 7, 7:30 p.m. This first in the Classic Music Series this on Performing Arts, Wilkes-Barre. $20 advance; $25 7 p.m. Also featuring The Pigeon Lookout Squad. p.m. RiverFolk Concerts presents a multicultural screen one-night concert event boasts a 19-song day of show (or six CL concerts for $99). (570) Sherman Theater, Stroudsburg. $8. (570) 420performance by the South African band. The set list including the band’s most popular hits. 826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. 2808 or shermantheater.com. Cooperage, Honesdale. $20-25. (570) 253-2020 or Cinemark 20, Moosic; R/C Wilkes-Barre Movies 14, String Trio featuring Jeremy Lamb, cello, Runa, Feb. 28, 7:30 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. thecooperageproject.org. Wilkes-Barre. (570) 961-5922 or FathomEvents.com. March 4, 7 p.m. Experience a masterpiece! String Celtic music concert. The Cooperage, Honesdale. ZZ Top, March 8, 7 p.m. Formed in Houston, Recital featuring Faculty Pianist Rick Hof$15 suggested donation. (570) 253-2020 or thecoo- players bring to life J.S. Bach’s Goldberg Variations Texas in 1969, ZZ Top was inducted into the Rock fenberg and Violinist John Michael Vaida, Feb. in a version for string trio that sheds new light on perageproject.org. & Roll Hall of Fame in 2004. The F.M. Kirby Center 27, 8 p.m. Performing works by Stravinsky, Falla, Choral Evensong for St. David’s Day and Welsh this evergreen work. The Sordoni Theater at WVIA, for the Performing Arts, Wilkes-Barre. $79-125. Mendelssohn, Dvorak, Brahms, Rachmaninoff Pittston. $30. (570) 270-4444. Te Mawr, March 1, 5 p.m. Evensong will be sung (570) 826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. and Wieniawski. Swartz Center for Spiritual Life at Bach, Mozart and Barber, March 6, 8 p.m. by members of the choirs of St. Stephen’s, Church Halfling, Bummer Vacation, Spur Raw, March Marywood University, Scranton. Free. (570) 348Maestro Leonard Loh and the Northeastern Pennof the Holy Spirit in Harleysville and Immanuel 8, 7 p.m. Doors open at 6 p.m. The Lamp Post (at 6211 or marywood.edu. sylvania Philharmonic help inaugurate the brand Church on the Green in New Castle, Delaware, as Downtown Arts), Wilkes-Barre. In Concert: The University of Scranton Jazz new performing arts center at Wyoming Seminary they prepare for a week-long residency at WinIn Recital: University of Scranton Performance Band, Feb. 28, 7:30 p.m. Featuring guest soloist with a third Masterworks concert which will feature Music Students, March 11, 7:30 p.m. Houlihanchester Cathedral, England in August. The EvenEddie Barbash. Houlihan-McLean Center at The music that puts the orchestra front and center, song will be followed by a Welsh Te Mawr (Large McLean Center at The University of Scranton, University of Scranton, Scranton. (570) 941-7624 including Bachs popular “Brandenburg Concerto Tea). St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church, Wilkes-Barre. Scranton. Free. (570) 941-7624 or scranton.edu/ or scranton.edu/music. No. 3,” Vaughan Williams “Fantasia on a Theme” Free-will offering. (570) 704-7055 or mlaubach@ music. Matt Nakoa & Band, Feb. 28, 8 p.m. The young by Thomas Tallis, “Barbers Adagio for Strings” ststephenswb.org. Living Room Series presents Disposable, pop singer/songwriter has recently performed at and “Mozart Symphony No. 29.” Kirby Center for Melanie Henley Heyn, March 1, 7 p.m. The March 13, 8 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. Sherman The White House and toured in India. Harmony Creative Arts at Wyoming Seminary, Kingston. $31- Theater, Stroudsburg. $8. (570) 420-2808 or regional native will perform a program of songs Presents at the Hawley Silk Mill, Hawley. $16-20. $63. (570) 270-4444. and arias in English, German and Italian with shermantheater.com. (570) 588-8077 or silkmillharmony.com. The Schwag, Still Hand String Band, March 6, 8 descriptive segues about the operas and the poetry The Glimmer Twins, March 13, 8 p.m. Doors Yarn, Feb. 28, 8 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. The of the language. Reception will follow. The Cooper- p.m. The Schwag is a band of musicians dedicated open at 7 p.m. Rolling Stones tribute band. Mauch Americana roots band performs with special guests to carrying on the vibe and music of the legendage, Honesdale. Donations will be accepted. (570) Chunk Opera House, Jim Thorpe. $23. (570) 325Mike Frank and Friends and The Boiled Owls. Sherary Grateful Dead. Founded in 1991, this group 253-2020 or thecooperageproject.org. 0249 or mcohjt.com. man Theater, Stroudsburg. $12 advanced; $15 day

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Craig Thatcher Band presents Cream of Clapton, March 21, 8 p.m., Doors open at 7 p.m. Cream tribute show. Mauch Chunk Opera House, Jim Thorpe. $23. (570) 325-0249 or mcohjt.com. Serafin String Quartet, March 22, 3 p.m. Doors open at 2:30 p.m. The Delaware-based group performs a behind-the-scenes tour of composer and pianist, Edvard Grieg, whose use of folk music in his compositions gained international recognition for Norway. Mauch Chunk Opera House, Jim Thorpe. $20. (570) 325-0249 or mcohjt.com.

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M. McDade Center for the Literary and Performing Arts, Scranton. (570) 941-4318 or players@ scranton.edu. Skin & Bone, March 13-29, Sundays, 3 p.m.; Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 p.m. March 12, 7:30 p.m. Bloomsburg Theatre Ensemble members Laurie McCants and Elizabeth Dowd star as sisters Midge and Madge in the Jacqueline Goldfinger play under the direction of Daniel Roth. Show runs 90 minutes with no intermission. Performance March 12 at 7:30 p.m. is a pay-what-you-can preview. Alvina Krause Theatre, Bloomsburg. (570) 7848181 or bte.org.

The Met: Live in HD presents La Donna del Lago, March 14, 1 p.m. Bel canto superstars Joyce DiDonato and Juan Diego Florez co-star in Rossini’s opera set in the medieval Scottish highlands and based on the novel by Sir Walter Scott. Encore presentation plays select theaters March 18 at 6:30 p.m. Cinemark 20, Moosic; R/C Wilkes-Barre Movies 14, Wilkes-Barre; Regal Dickson City Stadium 14 & IMAX, Dickson City; Cinemark Stroud Mall, Stroudsburg. $16-26. (570) 961-5922 or FathomEvents.com.

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NEPA Bach Festival, March 14-15 The Arcadia Chorale (formerly the Robert Dale Chorale) presents this 30th annual celebration of the music of J.S. Bach and his contemporaries. The festival includes a free organ concert at Elm Park United Methodist Church in Scranton on Saturday afternoon at 4 p.m., a chamber music concert Saturday evening at Covenant Presbyterian Church in Scranton at 8 p.m. and a choral concert on Sunday afternoon at 3 p.m. also at Covenant. $7-15. (570) 871-0350 or arcadiachorale.org. Gia Mora as Einstein’s Girl, March 14, 4 p.m. Doors open at 3:30 p.m. The actress and vocalist performs in a program of jazz standards, stand up comedy and original music. Pocono Community Theater, East Stroudsburg. $25 or $35 VIP. (570) 421-3456 or poconocommunitytheater.org. Paradefest 2015, March 14, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Bands performing on the anthracite ballroom stage include: Celtic Rebels (11 a.m.), Hooley Boys (1 p.m.) 40 lb. Head (3 p.m.), Molly Pitcher Path (5 p.m.) Advance tickets available online. The Leonard, Scranton. $10 cover charge. (570) 341-0375 or theleonardtheater.com. Living Room Series presents Wolf and The Lost Ones CD Release, March 14, 8 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. Sherman Theater, Stroudsburg. $8. (570) 420-2808 or shermantheater.com. Galway Guild, March 14, 8 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. Combining traditional Celtic influences with modern rock and Irish rebel music. Mauch Chunk Opera House, Jim Thorpe. $20. (570) 325-0249 or mcohjt.com. George Thorogood & The Destroyers, March 19, 7:30 p.m. The F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, Wilkes-Barre. $38-77. (570) 8261100 or kirbycenter.org. Hackensaw Boys, March 19, 8 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. Country Americana band. Mauch Chunk Opera House, Jim Thorpe. $18. (570) 325-0249 or mcohjt.com. Living Room Series presents Robots Fighting Robots & The Calvary Is Us, March 20, 8 p.m. Doors open 7 p.m. Also featuring Giants at Large. Sherman Theater, Stroudsburg. $8. (570) 4202808 or shermantheater.com. The Man In Black, A Tribute to Johnny Cash, March 20, 7:30 p.m. Shawn Barker performs in this tribute concert. The F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, Wilkes-Barre. $27. (570) 826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. Andy Cooney & His Band with Girsa, March 21. This 2015 Event Gallery Concert Series event includes a a St. Patrick’s Day celebration with traditional Irish music and fare. Bethel Woods Center for the Arts, Bethel, New York. $42-47. (800) 745-3000 or bethelwoodscenter.org.

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Short Works by the Big Guy, thru Feb. 28, 8 p.m. March 1, 2 p.m. Diva Productions presents six original short plays by local playwright K.K. Gordon including “Finding the Inner Chuck Norris,” “Real Friends Help You Move,” “Chess and the Gottvater’s Daughter,” “Flesh Eaters of Hyde Park,” “Killing Naked Roses” and “Man’s Inhumanity to Missy.” The Olde Brick Theatre, Scranton. $10-12. (570) 209-7766 or divatheater@comcast.net. Speed Dating Tonight!, thru Feb. 28, 8 p.m. March 1, 3 p.m. A comic opera in one act by Michael Ching. Tri-Cities Opera, Binghamton. (607) 729-3444 or tricitiesopera.com. The Pajama Game, thru Feb. 28, 7 p.m. March 1, 2 p.m. The Coughlin Players present the mid-century musical under the direction of Alice Y. Lyons. James M. Coughlin Junior/Senior High School, Wilkes-Barre. $10. (570) 826-7201. Measure for Measure, Feb. 27, 7:30 p.m., Feb. 28, 2 p.m. The Marywood University Music, Theatre and Dance Department presents Shakespeare’s play under the direction of David Zarko. Sette LaVerghetta Center for the Performing Arts, Scranton. $6-10. (570) 348-6211 or marywood.edu. Words Better Left Unsaid, Feb. 27, 4 p.m., Feb. 27, 8 p.m. Wilkes University senior Simone Hanna presents her senior theater capstone, a short original play about a woman contemplating suicide titled Words Left Unsaid in the Black Box Theatre. Dorothy Dickson Darte Center for the Performing Arts, Wilkes-Barre. Free. (570) 408-4540 or wilkes. edu. NT Live: Of Mice and Men, March 5, 6 p.m., March 15, 1 p.m. National Theatre Live presents the Broadway revival of John Steinbeck’s play starring James Franco, Chris O’Dowd, Leighton Meester and Jim Norton. Runs 150 minutes. Rated PG-13. Keystone Theatre, Towanda. (570) 2682787 or bcrac.org. God’s Ear, March 5-7, 8 p.m., March 8, 2 p.m. Jose Zayas directs The University of Scranton Players production of the Jenny Schwartz play. Joseph

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From Page 07 Mountain East High School, Swiftwater. $10. (570) 839-7121. SPANK!, The Fifty Shades Parody, Winter Dessert Theater: The Latest Mrs. March 7, 7:30 p.m. The F.M. Kirby Center Adams, March 21-22, 3 p.m. This comedyfor the Performing Arts, Wilkes-Barre. mystery in two acts by George Tibbles is directed $39.50. (570) 826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. by Ron Whipple. Whipple Performing Arts Studio, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Tunkhannock. $11-14. (570) 836-6986 or kimdthe Forum, March 14-22, Sundays, 3 p.m.; whipple@frontier.com. Fridays-Saturdays, 8 p.m. A full buffet is

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his winter welcomed a respectable number of plays to regional stages considering the hit taken by our theatre scene in this last decade of recession. Yet, if you listen closely you’ll hear a restlessness murmuring along the cultural grapevine, a sort of artistic dissatisfaction which is less a disapproval of any specific work seen than it is a nebulous longing for something more, something else, maybe even something spectacular and unprecedented that will alleviate our collective crisis of dramatic faith. If this spring and summer fail to come through with that wow we need to grease our inspiration gears, that something we’re searching for could arrive with the inaugural Scranton Fringe Festival Oct. 1-4. Fashioned after the Edinburgh International Fringe Festival founded in Scotland in 1947, fringe festivals are now held on five continents in unconventional venues, generally showcasing experimental new scripts or adaptations of more obscure and unusual material. There’s hardly a mainstream scene in Scranton but that’s no reason for the Electric City not to fringe out. We decided to speak with founder/executive director Conor O’Brien about the initiative now while there’s still a chance for you to apply with your dream project. Applications close April 10. Twenty-two submissions had already been

received by mid-February. Half were local, while others arrived from nearby Rochester, NY to as far as away Dallas, Texas. Scranton Fringe is scheduled to run Oct. 1-4 to fill a perceived gap left by the former Pages and Places literary festival and because the weather in the 570 is traditionally gorgeous in early fall. Organizers also looked at the East Coast fringe calendar. The Philadelphia Fringe Festival runs 18 days each September (fringearts.com) and New Orleans Fringe is held in November (nofringe.org.) The New York International Fringe Festival is held in the summer (fringenyc.org) while the FRIGID Festival is offered in the winter (horsetrade.info.) “It sounds almost silly to (refer to) the ‘fringe circuit,’ but when I was in Kansas City, several performers who gave me their postcards listed Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Chicago. They literally planned out a circuit. St. Louis also has a fringe now, which is doing very well,” O’Brien said. He was directly involved in two different fringe festivals last year including the first ever fringe held in Pittsburgh in May 2014 where he presented The Darling Core, cowritten with co-star Simone Daniel. That play would later be staged in Scranton and, this April, will travel to Chelsea in Manhattan. His play Prophecy of the Teen Sleuth featuring actors Casey Thomas and Jessica

Jessica McDonough and Conor o’brien of Scranton perform in Prophecy of the Teen Sleuth at KC fringe in Kansas City, Missouri in July.

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McDonough was presented at the KC Fringe in Kansas City, Missouri (a 17-hour drive from Scranton) in July. Through those experiences, O’Brien made several useful contacts and is now part of a group of fringe festival managers and directors. He didn’t initially think he was going to have the time to bring a fringe scene to Scranton but then The Vintage Theatre closed, opening his schedule. Notably ambitious, Scranton Fringe is going to try to accommodate every application it receives. “We’ve made it our goal for our first year to strive to accept every one. There are no application fees, no production fees. There is a jury but it is a very limited jury process. Mainly it comes down to logistics and performance readiness. It’s not that we’re trying to turn away first time producers — I don’t care if it’s a bake sale, have you demonstrated any ability to set a goal and accomplish it?” One submission from an circus act, for example, requires high ceilings that can hold aerial silks. O’Brien is optimistic a suitable venue can be secured. He anticipates six venues to participate in all. A few applicants have had to be told that the Fringe is not a developer of work, acting as a presenter rather than a producer. “We’re going to publish the Fringe guide with a map and schedule and help with marketing, but playwrights have to secure their own directors, their own cast. You have to bring a finished product and we’ll give you a space and one tech operator and box office staff and that’s it.” Each show, he said, can expect two to four performance slots. Those interested in applying can review requested project parameters online at scrantonfringe.org/apply. “This is something that every fringe festival director from Kansas City to St. Louis to Pittsburgh to Philadelphia [has learned] — never, ever think you are going to have to stop educating your public on a what a fringe festival is,” he said. “Whether you’re in your first year or your 10th year ... I’m sure there are people in Edinburgh who are still learning.” Although visual and literary art components are often incorporated, fringe festivals are primarily performing arts-based and are fundamentally uncensored, easy to be a part of both as an artist

and as a patron and run the gambit of genres and styles, he said. “Puppet shows are accepted. Dark gritty dramas, burlesques, storytelling — all is welcome on the fringe.” Box office proceeds will be split down the middle between Scranton Fringe and individual show producers. Out-of-town artists will be given the option of housing in the private homes of supporters and donors, according to the model of many fringe festivals. “In a perfect world it is going to be 67 to 70 degrees. There will be no rain. We’re hoping to structure some sort of busking system. I want to see patrons walking, wearing whatever the hell they want to wear, really getting into the spirit of fringe. Our goal is to have late, late night spots every night of The Fringe and having things going on from bands to burlesque, and really see a community build,” he said. “Very often when we bring in artists from outside the area it’s the wise sage or snake oil salesman coming into the little rinky-dink Little House on the Prairie town — but I think this will be nice because this is our home turf. These artists are choosing to be here, and it’s not that we have an attitude about it, but yes, Scranton does have good things going on.”

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Prom No. 3. The Bog, Scranton. $5. (570) 3416761. Jazz/Contemporary Technique Class, Mondays, 7:45-8:45 p.m. Ages 15 to adult Symmetry Studio, Scranton. $10/class. (570) 290-7242 or SymmetryStudioNEPA.com. Adult Dance Classes, Tuesdays, 7:30 p.m. Mixture of tap, ballet and jazz with a focus on musical theatre performance. Phoenix Performing Arts Centre, Duryea. $10. (570) 991-1817 or phoenixpac. vpweb.com. Rhythm of the Dance, March 5, 7:30 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. Combining traditional dance and music, this international show has taken Irish step Modern/Lyrical Technique Class, Thursdays, dancing around the globe. The Theater at Lackawa7:45-8:45 p.m. Instruction in modern dance nna College, Scranton. $26-34. (570) 961-7864 or incorporating training in contemporary movement lackawanna.edu. and classical ballet. Ages 15 to adult. Symmetry New England Contra Dance, March 7, 7 p.m. Studio, Scranton. $10/class. (570) 290-7242 or The Chicory House and the Folklore Society presSymmetryStudioNEPA.com. ent music by Strings on Wings featuring Henry Panked! Dance Party, Feb. 26, 9 p.m. Normally Koretzky on mandolin and Todd Clewell and Barb held the last Thursday of the month, this popular Scmidt on fiddles, with calling by Dave Colestock. monthly dance party features music by DJs Conor No partner or previous experience is necessary. McGuigan and Brian Langan. Feb.’s event is Panked Those arriving early can join a pot-luck dinner

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This Schemel Forum evening course on starting at 6 p.m.; bring a dish-to-pass. Church of Christ Uniting, Kingston. Donations accepted. (570) Leonardo da Vinci is offered by art history professor Dr. Josephine Dunn. Continues 333-4007 or folkloresociety.org. Thursdays through March 26. Harry and Jeanette Weinberg Memorial Library at The University of Scranton. $60 each or $100/ A Cool Look at the Ice Industry, thru April 26. couple. (570) 941-6206 or emily.brees@ This new collection of historic artifacts and images scranton.edu. in the Changing Exhibits Gallery in celebration of American Foreign Policy: Is History a winter and the tradition of ice harvesting in the Useful Guide?, Feb. 27, noon. Schemel Pocono Mountains traces the path of ice from Forum World Affairs Luncheon Series event ponds and lakes to homes and businesses and presented by Fredrik Logevall, Ph.D., professor of presents ice as a resource that helped shape history and vice provost for international affairs at America. Steamtown National Historic Site, Scran- Cornell University. Registration required. Brennan ton. Included with park admission ($7 adult). (570) Hall at The University of Scranton, Scranton. Fees 340-5200 or nps.gov/stea. vary. (570) 941-7400 or emily.brees@scranton. Writers’ Group, Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Come edu. and read your work or listen and be inspired. Learn Crockpot Cooking, Feb. 28, 10:30 a.m. Gail Ide, the craft of writing as you write towards a goal of Penn State Extension Certified Food & Wellness publication. All genres and levels of writing are Volunteer demonstrates use of a slow cooker. Rewelcome. The Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock. (570) ceive recipes, food safety tips and more. Registra996-1500 or dietrichtheater.com. tion is requested by Feb. 25. Free. Back Mountain Not Demons, But Genies: Leonardo and His Library, Dallas. (888) 825-1701. World, thru March 26, Thursdays, 6-7:15 p.m. The Causes and Resolutions of National and Ethnic Conflicts: A Global Review, March 1, noon-1:30 p.m. This Schemel Forum World Affairs Luncheon Lecture by Brendan O’Leary, Lauder Professor of Political Science, University of Pennsylvania, examines the causes and (intermittently) successful resolutions of national and ethnic conflict across the world, paying special attention to the success or otherwise of power-sharing systems. Particular attention will be given to Ireland, Iraq, Syria and Ukraine. Brennan Hall at The University of Scranton. $20 or $30/couple. (570) 941-7400 or scranton.edu. Pottery and Sculpture, thru April 27, Mondays, 7-8:30 p.m. Students of all levels of experience are welcome to study with instructor Steve Colley. Work on potter’s wheels and learn hand-building and sculpting techniques. For ages 13 and older only. The Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock. $60 each four class series, includes materials. (570) 996-1500. Coffee & Confidence, March 2, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Information session for low-income women on the transition to self-employment. Reservations requested but not required. Brennan Hall at The University of Scranton. (570) 941-4168 or francene.dudziec@scranton.edu. Quilting for Everyone: Scrap Treasures, thru March 25, Wednesdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Learn early American with instructors Terry Keller, Peggy Lane and Ingrid Rogler. New and experienced quilters are welcome. Registration requested. Ages 13 and William Shakespeare’s Measure for Measure will be presented at Marywood University on Feb.27 and 28, at 7:30 p.m., in the Sette La older. The Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock. $6/class Verghetta center for Performing arts. The production is directed by guest-director David Zarko. Pictured from left are cast members Darren cementina, Kenneth Doyle, and cara nardone. Tickets are $10 or $8 senior citizens and $6 students. includes fabric. (570) 996-1500 or dietrichtheater.

Laugh Out Lepka’s Comedy presents Gilbert Gottfried, March 6 Kevin Lepka is the emcee with guest performances by Delmer VonWankstrom and Sergio Marzitelli with Half & Half and John Walton as the feature acts. Radisson Lackawanna Station Hotel, Scranton. $35 or $500/table of eight. (570) 357-2693 or kevinlepkacomedy.com or fastorangecomedy@gmail.com. Comedy at The Caverna, March 9. Featuring Sudsy with host Father Paul. Seating is limited. The Caverna, Jessup. $14. (570) 489-1888.

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more than fifteen years as former CNN Moscow Bureau Chief. In this provocative talk she explains the experiences and forces that shaped Vladamir Putin’s world view. Redington Hall at The University of Scranton. $20 or $30/couple. (570) 941-6206 or emily.brees@scranton.edu. At the Click of a Button: New Tools for Crowdgiving for Fund Raising and Volunteer Engagement by GiveGab, March 19, 5:30-7 p.m. Tonyehn Verkitus, Senior Vice President of NonProfit Engagement for GiveGab, a social media site, presents this workshop sponsored by the Lackawanna County Arts & Culture Department and Arts, Culture and Education Council. Entrepreneurial Launch Pad, Scranton. Free. (570) 963-6590 or arts-culture@lackawannacounty,org.

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“Radiate” by Jeremy Petrachonis will be on display in a solo show of the Penn State senior’s works titled Abstraction at the Widmann Gallery at King’s College from March 9 to April 17. The artist will speak about his work during a reception on Friday, March 20, from 6 to 8 p.m. University, Dallas. (570) 674-6250 or misericordia. edu.

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/CAlENDAR The life of Pi screens at The University of Scranton on Friday, march 6 at 7 p.m.as part of Three Decades of Fearlessness Ang lee film series. From Page 14 408-4325 or wilkes.edu. Abstract Paintings by Megan Hinton, thru Enjoy the View: Joe Kluck and Michael SorMarch 1. The Linder Gallery at Keystone College, La rentino, thru Feb. 27, Tuesdays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-5 Plume. (570) 945-8467 or keystone.edu. p.m.; Saturdays, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Reception: Feb. 6, 2015 Scholastic Art Exhibition for NEPA, thru 6-9 p.m. Artist talk will be offered at 5:30 p.m. ArtMarch 1. The annual exhibition of student works is Works Gallery & Studio, Scranton. (570) 207-1815 sponsored by Times Shamrock Communications or ArtWorksNEPA.com. in cooperation with the National Scholastic Art & Works by Michael X Rose and Scott Mitchell Writing Awards competition. Mahady Gallery at Putesky, thru Feb. 28, Thursdays-Saturdays, noonMarywood University, Scranton. (570) 348-6278 or 5 p.m. The Afa Gallery, Scranton. (570) 969-1040 marywood.edu/galleries. or artistsforart.org. Works by Morgan Simon and Ben Jackson, Where Will You Travel Next? Destinations thru Feb. 28. The regional artists share their work in Paintings: The Kasten Collection, thru June in the Sherwood Gallery through Feb. The Dietrich 8, Sundays, noon-5 p.m.; Mondays, ThursdaysTheater, Tunkhannock. (570) 996-1500 or dietrichFridays, noon-4 p.m.; Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. theater.com. These 32 works on loan from Alex and Barbara Cellblock Visions: Set Free in the Penitentiary, Kasten depict remote lands and locations admired thru March 13. Exhibition of drawings, paintings by late 19th and early 20th century artists including and objects by inmates of penitentiaries in six Frederick Richard Pickersgill, Ernst Bosch, Daniel states. Call to confirm gallery hours. A lecture by Ridgway Knight and Leon Joubert. Everhart MuPhyllis Kornfield, guest curator and author will be seum, Scranton. $3-7 museum admission applies offered on Feb. 27 at 5 p.m. in Brennan Hall. The (570) 346-7186 or everhart-museum.org. Hope Horn Gallery at The University of Scranton, Art Events Scranton. (570) 941-4214 or scranton.edu/gallery. Introduction to Buddhist Iconography, Feb. 28, The Solo Seamless Show, thru Feb. 27. The 10 a.m.-noon , Feb. 28, 2-4 p.m. The image of the Antler presents an eclectic variety of work by Buddha serves as a map to awakening. This class artist Ken Conner created during the last 10 years. will explore the symbolism included in the image Moose Exchange, Bloomsburg. (570) 317-2596 or of the Buddha with instruction on how to draw mooseexchange.org. the Buddha using classical grids and measureFaculty and Alumni Exhibit, thru March 10, Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Featuring artwork ments. The class will also include some meditation. Please bring a ruler, paper, pencils and erasers. I by current LCCC faculty and invited alumni artists. recommend paper, 14 x 17 or larger. No experience Schulman Gallery at Luzerne County Community in drawing is required. WVAL Mid-Town Village College, Nanticoke. (570) 740-0727 or luzerne.edu. Gallery, Wilkes-Barre. (570) 288-1020 or wval.org. Dale Threlkeld: End of Illusion, thru May 17, The Keystone College Fine Arts Fair, March Tuesdays, Thursdays-Saturdays, Sundays, noon1, 4 p.m. Featuring the NEPA Barbershop Quartet, 4:30 p.m. Sordoni Art Gallery, Wilkes-Barre. (570) poetry reading by Keystone College students,

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or firstfridayscranton.com. Afternoon of Art, March 7, 10 a.m.-6:15 p.m. Featuring workshops by Chris Spollen from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. and Veronica Lawlor from 3:15 to 6:15 p.m. and a free interactive artist talk with Tim Butler about his exhibit on the second floor. The Afa Gallery, Scranton. $25 fee for workshops or $20 AfA members. (570) 969-1040 or artistsforart.org.

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Pulp Kitchen: Peculiar Dinner & Movie, March 2, 7 p.m. Enjoy food inspired by Pulp Fiction prepared by Peculiar Culinary as you watch film. Also find a free beer tasting by Backyard Ale House. Reservations requested. R/C Wilkes-Barre Movies 14, Wilkes-Barre. $30. (570) 825-4444 or peculiarculinary.bigcartel.com. Classic Film Series: Catch-22, March 4. Screening at 2 and 7 p.m. The 1970 black comedy film adaptation of Joseph Heller’s novel stars Alan Arkin as Capt. John Yossarian. The Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock. (570) 996-1500 or dietrichtheater.com. Christophe Castelli Book Signing & Live of Pi Film Screening, March 6, 6:30 p.m. The author of The Making of Life of Pi: A Film, A Journey will personalize copies of before a screening of the Ang Lee film and answer questions from the audience afterward. Castelli was an associate producer for the film and previously worked as a magazine editor and freelance writer. He is currently writing the screenplay for a future Lee film. Patrick and Margaret DeNaples Center at The University of Scranton, Scranton. (570) 941-7400 or scranton.edu. See CALENDAR Page 18

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JCC Book Club, Feb. 26, noon. Reading Still Life with Bread Crumbs by Anna Quindlen. Jewish Community Center (JCC) of Wyoming Valley, Wilkes-Barre. (570) 824-4646 or jewishwilkes-barre. org. Kick Out the Bottom: Open Voice Poetry Reading, Feb. 27. Charlotte Rusalka hosts this program of poetry, slam performance and freestyling, etc, the last Friday of every month. Everyone is a featured reader. Limit 3-5 minutes per slot; sign up at 6:45 p.m. The Afa Gallery, Scranton. bookwormearthworm@yahoo.com. We Are All Crew: Reading and Book Signing, Feb. 28, 1-3 p.m. Author and journalist Bill Landauer will read excerpts from and discuss his satirical and environmental novel, We Are All Crew, published by Kaylie Jones Books of Akashic Books. Limited printed copies available for sale. The Afa Gallery, Scranton. (570) 969-1040 or bookwormearthworm@yahoo.com. Friends of the Scranton Public Library Used Book Sale, March 3-8. Hours vary daily. Call for details. Library Express at The Mall at Steamtown, Scranton. (570) 558-1670. Just Breathe: Inspirational Reading Circle, March 14, 6 p.m. Arrive by 5:45 p.m. to register and get settled in the yoga studio. Bring a short spiritual text to share (i.e. poem, psalm, story, meditation) or just come to listen at this monthly gathering. Writing prompt will be given for those who wish to journal. Recommended reading list available. The Wonderstone Gallery, Dunmore. (570) 344-2360 or thewonderstonegallery.com. Campion Literary Society Writing Workshop, March 16, 3:30 p.m. Workshops are hour-long, informal writing classes hosted by student leaders, who share writing exercises with participants. Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center at King’s College, Wilkes-Barre. Free. (570) 208-5900 or kings.edu. The Poet as Imposter, March 16, 6-7 p.m. The Soyka Fund for the Humanities at Misericordia University presents award-winning poet Dr. Vivian Shipley whose ninth and 10th books will be published this year. Pauly Friedman Art Gallery at Misericordia University, Dallas. (570) 674-6250 or misericordia.edu.

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Snowshoe and Cross Country Ski Loaner Program, thru Feb. 28, Mondays-Saturdays. Equipment is available to borrow for use on park property between 8:30 a.m. and 2:30 p.m. when there is at least four inches of snow on the ground for skis and at least six inches for snowshoes. Call the park office for snow conditions. A valid driver’s license is required. Park staff will be on hand for brief instruction upon request. Nescopeck State Park, Drums. (570) 403-2006 or dcnr.pa.gov. Chess Club, thru April 25, Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. For adults. Abington Community Library, Clarks Summit. (570) 587-3440 or lclshome.org. UFC 184: Rousey vs. Zingango, Feb. 28, 10 p.m. This women’s MMA fight broadcast live from the Staples Center in Los Angeles finds “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey (10-0) as she looks to remain the only undefeated champion in women’s bantamweight history when she squares off against no. 1 contender “Alpha” Cat Zingano (9-0). See ufc.com for the full fight card. Cinemark 20, Moosic; Cinemark Stroud Mall, Stroudsburg. (570) 961-5922 or FathomEvents.com. Winter Along the River, March 1, noon-3 p.m. Snow dependent activities include a snowman building contest, sledding and snowshoeing and cross country skiing. Also find sled dog teams, nature and wildlife hikes, children’s games, maple sugaring demonstration, hot chocolate, donuts, s’mores and more. Nesbitt Park, Wilkes-Barre. riverfrontparks.org. Spring Forward 5K Run/Walk, March 7, 10:30 a.m. Registration: 8:30 to 9:45 a.m. Starts at the Elm Street Trailhead Entrance. Race forms available on line at thearcnepa.org. Lackawanna Heritage Trail, Scranton. $25. (570) 346-4010.

es. Proceeds benefit the National Day of Prayer Committee and Circle the Square with Prayer in Wilkes-Barre. Wilkes University, Wilkes-Barre. $20. (570) 824-0146 or circlethesquarewithprayer.com. Designer Bingo, March 1. Doors open at 12:30 p.m. Features chances to win direct vendor prizes and more. Includes light fare and a cash bar. Music Box Dinner Playhouse, Swoyersville. $18 advance; $20 door. (570) 283-2195 or musicbox.org.

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THE MUFFS — Whoop De Doo THE GOOD: California pop/punk trio The Muffs finally crank it up again. THE BAD: Nothing! THE NITTY GRITTY: Whoop De Doo is their first record in a decade (sixth overall) and not a damn thing has changed since the band’s first outing 22 years ago. Normally that would be a bad thing, but in The Muffs’ case, “Why mess with perfection?” Guitarist/vocalist/songwriter Kim Shattuck remains the brains behind this operation, even producing and engineering this time. Past fans know exactly what to expect — three-minute, to-the-point, heavy pop tunes revolving around Shattuck’s raspy-yet-inviting vocal delivery, jagged riffs and grounded backbeats. Songs like “Paint by Numbers” and “Like You Don’t See Me” immediately go for the throat before heading upward to permanently lodge themselves in your grey matter. The murky sway carrying “Up And Down Around” and the gooey sentiments behind “Forever” may be more heartfelt, but that tough exterior remains intact. BUY IT?: Yep. Whoop De Doo reminds us how much we missed this band!

THURSTON MOORE — The Best Day THE GOOD: Sonic Youth frontman Thurston Moore issues his fourth solo record. THE BAD: Nope. THE NITTY GRITTY: Compared to his other solo outings, The Best Day sounds closest to an actual Sonic Youth album. It’s the first set he’s released since SY went on semi-permanent hiatus, so the collection doesn’t act as an experimental or acoustic outlet trying to distance itself from the core band’s style. The guitar tunings, instrumentation, textures and tempos are all very close to the Youth of 15 years ago. Steve Shelley plays drums, so technically HALF of SY are here anyway.

Songs run the gamut from extended steady jams (11-minute magnum opus “Forevermore”) to terse ragged rockers (blunt and violent “Detonation”). There’s also this undeniable feeling of exuberance running through some of the cuts. Moving on since his public divorce from bassist Kim Gordon, Moore now calls London home and the guy probably had a better time than usual making this album. BUY IT?: Definitely. JOYCE MANOR — Never Hungover Again THE GOOD: California pop/punk outfit Joyce Manor makes the jump to Epitaph Records and comes back with a tight infectious third. THE BAD: Ten songs make an album … but a total playing time of 19 minutes? Hungover is a DEFINITE case of quality over quantity. THE NITTY GRITTY: And practically every song here leaves you begging for more. The record touches upon every pop/punk lyrical cliché out there, from the emotional break-up song (“Christmas Card”) to the parental tirade (“Heated Swimming Pool”). Musically, it’s all sing-song melodies and crunchy guitars; indie rock battling it out with echoes of emo. Vocalist Barry Johnson plays the part of tortured suburban geek with great relish …and punch. Yeah, we’ve been to this party before. But the guys manage to make it all so satisfying again and again, always in about 100 seconds time. We feel the boys’ pain and we enjoy their small triumphs while those glorious hooks put an immediate stranglehold on our gray matter. BUY IT?: Yep.

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Singer-Songwriter Justin Townes Earle to play beneath the chandelier Justin Townes Earle visits the F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts on Tuesday, March 3, at 7:30 p.m., as part of the “Live from the Chandelier Lobby” concert series. Earle will be joined by fellow songwriter, Gill Landry, a member of Grammy Award-winning bluegrass outfit Old Crow Medicine Show. Justin Townes Earle, son of country rocker Steve Earle and godson of the late Townes Van Zandt, is out in support of two new records — Single Mothers, released in Sept. of 2014 and Absent Fathers, which was released earlier in 2015. These two albums mark Earle’s first recordings on the Vagrant Records label, after he released his first five albums on Bloodshot Records. Earle first garnered recognition with 2010’s Harlem River Blues, which peaked at No. 18 on the U.S. rock charts and No. 3 on folk charts. He kept the momentum going with 2012’s Nothing’s Gonna Change the Way You Feel About Me Now. Earle has toured constantly, including performances at the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Fest, the Grand Ole Opry, Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival, Bumbershoot, as well as an appearance on A Prairie Home Companion. Additionally, Earle won Best New and Emerging Artist at the 2009

Americana Music Awards and was named by GQ as one of The 25 Most Stylish Men in the World in 2010. He has also appeared on HBO’s Treme with his dad, Steve Earle, on whose Grammy Awardwinning record Townes, JTE also guested and on Late Show with David Letterman (with Jason Isbell on guitar for “Harlem River Blues”). With inspirations as diverse as Townes Van Zandt, Jimmy Reed, Kurt Cobain, The Replacements, Mance Lipscomb, Ray Charles and The Pogues, Earle aims to create his own brand of American roots music. Going through life with a namesake of Van Zandt’s stature hasn’t been the easiest for the songwriter, but Earle takes it in stride, saying, “Anyone who tries to live up to Van Zandt is a fool. I’m honored to carry the name, but if I spent my life trying to live up to it, I’d have a pretty miserable life.” Gill Landry is set to celebrate the arrival of his new self-titled record this Tuesday, March 3. Landry’s career as a multi-instrumentalist and songwriting member of Old Crow Medicine Show includes a 2015 Grammy Award, a recent induction into the Grand Ole Opry, performances on A Prairie Home Companion and Austin City Limits and world tours with featured stops at major fes-

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tivals including Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival, Coachella and the Newport Folk Festival. Contributors on the new 10-track album include various friends and musicians Landry gathered on his non-stop travels alone and with Old Crow, including songstress Laura Marling, singer-songwriter and guitarist Robert Ellis, trumpeter Nick Etwell of Mumford and Sons and Odessa Jorgensen on harmonies and the fiddle. “These songs are my attempt at transcending the more classic type of broken-hearted love song I’d been writing for years where there was an obvious victim,” Landry explained in a recent statement. “I tried to not come at it from the point of how things could have/should have been or should be, but searching for a sweet, understanding surrender to what is or was, and moving forward with compassion and kindness without harsh judgment to the reasons for this crime or that misstep.” Tickets can be purchased at the Kirby Center Box Office, by phone at (570) 826-1100 and online at kirbycenter.org. Tickets are $20 in advance and $25 on the day of the show, plus fees. — tg

The F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts has added five new “Live from the Chandelier Lobby” concerts and a Chandelier Concert Deal, six concerts for $99. The new shows start with roots-rock songwriter and performer, Paul Thorn on Friday, April 17. The Craig Thatcher Band returns Saturday, May 16, to perform their musical tribute to Jimi Hendrix. The The Band Band performs Saturday, June 13. Sharing a love for the music of The Band, Jack Kraft, Gary Solomon, Vinny Nicosia, Mike Corbin and Josh Radin formed this tribute act. July brings Boston’s rising stars, Girls, Guns and Glory to the Kirby Center on Saturday, July 18 to perform their Tribute to Hank Williams. Bluesman, Matt Andersen is scheduled for Friday, Aug. 14. Individual tickets go on sale Friday, Feb. 27 at 10 a.m. Pre-sale tickets can be purchased in person at the box office or by calling 570-8261100. Tickets are $20 in advance and $25 day of show plus fees.

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odd, strAnge, Curious, Weird & ABsolutely true neWs From eVery Corner oF the gloBe

Curses, Foiled AgAin • Jeffrey Wood, 19, announced a robbery at a convenience store in Washington, D.C., where two police detectives were shopping. They were in plain clothes, but one had her badge hanging from her neck. She told the suspect, “Stop playing, I got 17,” referring to the number of bullets in her gun. Wood reportedly replied, “I got 17, too.” He was bluffing, however and was easily arrested. (The Washington Post) • Someone reported two men acting suspiciously in a parked car in Rexburg, Idaho, but before police could respond, the men, aware that they had been observed, assumed they had been discovered by undercover officers. They called 911 and admitted possessing 20 pounds of marijuana. Rexburg police, who said they had no idea the men were driving through town with drugs, arrived to find Leland Ryan Kaimipono Ayala-Doliente, 21, and Craig Seward, 22, standing outside their car with the pot. (Pocatello’s Idaho State Journal)

they didn’t remember the incident or why they were arguing. (The Daytona Beach News-Journal) When guns Are outlAWed • Police said Andrew Rak, 28, threatened Will Flanagan, the former mayor of Fall River, Mass., with oversized scissors used at ribbon-cutting ceremonies. Rak reportedly stole the prop scissors from Flanagan’s SUV, along with other items, including a small souvenir baseball bat, which he smashed against the ground outside Flanagan’s apartment while stating he was going to “kill the mayor.” Flanagan, who was ousted from office by a recall election in December, confronted Rak, who said, “I’m going to kill you. You lost the election.” (Fall River’s The Herald News) • Authorities charged Tewana Sullivan, 50, with murdering her 66-year-old friend by beating her over the head with a slow cooker and tying the cord around her neck. The incident occurred while the two residents of a senior housing complex in Livonia, Mich., argued over “presidential politics,” Sullivan’s lawyer said and “whatever the controversy is between Democrats and Republicans.” (The Detroit News)

mr. unluCky Motorist Michael S. Baumann, 20, hit bicyclist Darryl Isaacs, 50, from behind in Indian Hills, Ky. Witnesses confirmed that Isaacs was signaling a left turn when he was struck and thrown back into the car’s windshield and on to the pavement. Police Chief Kelly Spratt said Isaacs is lucky to be alive. Isaacs is a wellknown personal injury attorney who markets himself as the “Heavy Hitter” and the “Kentucky Hammer” for his firm’s success in recovering $500 million in benefits for his clients. (Louisville’s The Courtier-Journal)

shirking-ClAss hero A.K. Verma, an assistant executive engineer at India’s Central Public Works Department (CPWD), went on leave in 1990, but declined to return to work. “He went on seeking extension of leave, which was not sanctioned and defied directions to report to work,” a government statement said, noting that an inquiry found Verma guilty of “willful absence from duty” in 1992. He remained on unauthorized leave for another 22 years, however, before Urban Development Minister M. Venkaiah Naidu finally ordered his dismissal to “streamline the functioning of CPWD and to ensure accountability.” (Britain’s The Guardian)

Buzz kills • One byproduct of legalized marijuana is a rash of exploding houses, according to Colorado authorities, insensitiVity lessons who reported 32 such blasts across the state last • The Irish school Colaiste Eoin in Stillorgan year. The incidents result from people using flamcanceled a workshop on homophobic bullying after its mable liquids, mostly butane, to extract hash oil from board of management decided “both sides of the argumarijuana. “They get enough vapors inside the building ment should be represented.” (Britain’s Metro) and it goes off,” Grand Junction fire marshal Chuck • Philadelphia’s Bryn Mawr College drew criticism Mathis said. No one has been killed, but the fires have after sending overweight students an email advertising injured dozens of people, including 17 who received a fitness program. Targeted students with “elevated” skin grafts and surgery at the University of Colorado body mass indexes were identified by information Hospital’s burn center. Arguing that such tragedies from the school’s health center. Center Director Dr. Kay aren’t crimes because of the 2012 constitutional Kerr apologized “to anyone who has been upset or amendment that legalized marijuana use, including offended by our communication.” (NBC News) ViCtim oF the Week processing, attorney Robert Corry said using butane Adam Wisneski, 31, rode his bicycle to a Chicago to make hash oil is “the equivalent of frying turkey them thAt hAs, gets police station to report a stolen iPhone. He didn’t have for Thanksgiving,” where “someone spills the oil and Although China owns at least $1.3 trillion of the his lock, so he asked if he could leave his bike inside there’s an explosion.” (The New York Times) oVerreACtion U.S. debt, the U.S. government sent it $12.3 million the station. After filling out a police report, he turned • Spanish authorities on the resort island of Ibiza Mitzi Lynn Martinez, 50, admitted setting fire to a in foreign aid last year and is handing it another $6.8 around to find someone had stolen his bike. (Chicago’s said Dimitrina Dimitrova, 29, was so excited when her tent where two men were sleeping after drinking beer million this year. An official for the State Department’s WBBM Radio) boyfriend proposed to her at a scenic spot overlooking with them at her home in Palm Bay, Fla. She said she USAID program said the money is earmarked to gave one of the men $15 to go buy more beer, then got the Mediterranean Sea that she began jumping up and help Tibetan communities “preserve their threatened down, lost her balance and fell 65 feet to her death. into a “heated argument” with the other one, who left. ForgiVe And Forget cultural traditions” and to help China “address environ(Britain’s Daily Mail) After Charlene and Charles Earle drove to a hospital He met the other man and they took the beer to their mental conservation and strengthen the rule of law.” tent. Five hours later, Martinez lit a soft drink container in Orange City, Fla., for treatment of injuries from a (The Washington Times) filled with lighter fluid and rolled it down an embankfight at home, sheriff’s deputies described the couple as “mutual combatants.” Charlene Earle is 83, 4 feet 11 ment toward the tent, which burst into flames. Police BY ROLAND SWEET inches tall and weighs 88 pounds. Charles Earle is 87. charged her with attempted murder. (Orlando Sentinel) Compiled by roland sweet from the nation’s press. send clippings, citing source and date to They’ve been married 64 years. They told authorities P.o. Box 8130, Alexandria, VA 22306.

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“Scranton StorySlam: Heartburn” took place last Saturday night at Ale Mary’s, 126 Franklin Ave., Scranton. MORE: THE570.COM

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OPENING THIS WEEK

NOW PLAYING

Focus Will Smith, Margot Robbie In this R-rated crime-drama, an accomplished femme fatale (Robbie) throws a veteran con man’s (Smith) latest scheme for a loop. The Plus: The players. Once one of the most bankable stars in the world, Will Smith boasts quite the CV: Bad Boys, Independence Day, Men in Black, Enemy of the State, Men in Black II, Ali, Bad Boys II, I, Robot, Hitch, Hancock and The Pursuit of Happyness. Together with hot property Robbie (The Wolf of Wall Street, the forthcoming comic book adaptation Suicide Squad), the former Fresh Prince could certainly return to the top of the box office in this, the winter doldrums. The Minus: Star power. Notice the word ‘once.’ Men in Black 3 reestablished Smith as a box office hero … but it was a sequel to a lucrative franchise. The relative failure of After Earth, pretty much universally hated by critics AND moviegoers (Smith himself even took swipes at it recently), puts the fate of Focus up in the air.

The Lazarus Effect Olivia Wilde, Evan Peters Think: Flatliners for Dummies. In this PG13-rated thriller, a group of medical students (Wilde, Peters, Donald Glover, Mark Duplass) discover a way to bring dead patients back to life. The Plus: The genre. Some found footage thrillers have a knack for becoming surprise hits. Last year, Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones, Devil’s Due, The Purge: Anarchy, Into the Storm and Ouija scared up some great box office grosses. The Minus: The odds. The Pyramid, The Quiet Ones and last month’s Project Almanac, however, did not do nearly as well, giving credence to the fact that audiences are fickle when it comes to beating this dead horse.

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Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Adam Scott, Rob Corddry H — Hack to the Future Quickly two-timing its way into obscurity, this horrid second trip in a certain Hot Tub takes the decent concept borne out in the first flick and immediately stops the clock on any funniness. In this R-rated comedy, Jacob and Nick (Clark Duke, Craig Robinson) fire up the time machine again when Lou (Corddry), who has become the “father of the Internet” via the stolen hot tub, gets shot by an unknown assailant. The original wasn’t a classic comedy by any stretch of the imagination, but that movie at least stuck to its premise (three middle-aged ne’er-do-wells quantum leaping to their glory days in the ’80s) and delivered enough quality jokes to qualify it as a decent laugh-getter. Rather than be witty and mine some period humor out of, say, the ’90s for another go-round, its deuce just abounds in penis, boob and gross-out jokes in a bland not-so-distant future. Yes, much in the same way that Back to the Future Part II went forward on the calendar, so too does Hot Tub Time Machine ... only the latter times out on intelligence from the outset. Sequel-wise, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 proves more Horrible than Horrible Bosses 2 and leaves moviegoers more hungover than The Hangover Part 2. Oh, it’s bad — painfully unfunny bad. Without John Cusack to lead them, these meager supporting characters get elevated to marquee status and just gratuitously throw juvenile put-downs and sophomoric potty humor at the audience for 90 minutes that sadly can’t be gotten back with a time machine of their own. Saddest of all is the fact that Scott, Corddry, Robinson and Duke actually signed off on this craptastic insult of a so-called-comedy after reading the script. There is no mistaking the dialogue and ‘story’ for holding even one Giga-watt of potential. Just about every bit and line falls flat. Cusack ends up to be the smartest member of this troupe for sitting out this water-logged time-bomb.


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Kingsman: The Secret Service Colin Firth, Taron Egerton HHH1/2 — Tinker Tailor Soldier Spry Dapper, dashing, debonair and sometimes degenerate, Matthew Vaughn’s A-Grade spy romp might seem like a send-up, but it’s Bourne and Bond-ed to its own imaginative secret service. In this PG-13-rated adaptation of the comic book created by Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons, a spy organization recruits an unrefined, but promising street kid named Eggsy (Egerton) into the agency’s ultra-competitive training program just as a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius (Samuel L. Jackson). Inventive and incendiary, the movie takes itself seriously enough to sell through the high-kicking action and high-flying pyrotechnics but somehow makes you laugh at the explosive amount of gray matter coating the screen. Although Kingsman might seem too bloodthirsty to make much of a point at times, the movie offers some ripe commentary on class (societal and otherwise). Plus, it apes the Ian Fleming and John Le Carre tropes quite well, presenting lairs and colorful villains in equal knowing measure.

SMALL SCREENS McFarland, USA Kevin Costner, Maria Bello HHH1/2 — Chariots of Fireproof Firing up its Million Dollar Arm for another Rookie, Miracle story, Disney’s Invincible proven Game Plan works exceedingly well for the real events surrounding a winning cross country story that might have the legs of Secretariat if enough people run to theaters. In this PG-rated drama, Jim White (Costner), a new cross country coach in a small California town, transforms a team of athletes into championship contenders. Sure, it checks off all of the boxes that made such can-do sports endeavors as The Mighty Ducks and Cool Runnings such hits: the sporting life, an inspirational true story, a concentration on teamwork, a PG-rating and a good-looking cast led by a strong marketable (albeit not as marketable as he once was) male lead. But, is having your strings pulled so wrong when the end result ends up to be so enjoyable? It’s not like the studio keeps using the same script and just changes the sport in question with these projects. Every aspect — from location to script to performances to direction — works beautifully like a championship, well, team. Certainly, there are certain pit-falls that dog all of these family friendly flicks. For the most part, the women get relegated to unfortunate stereotypical roles (as Donna Reed, er, Jim White’s wife, Maria Bello cooks, cleans and organizes a bake sale). Also, any moments of violence (in this case, a knife fight), gets glossed over with quick editing. Of course, running 2 hours and 10 minutes, McFarland doesn’t allow much more room for add-ons. Still, with a PG rating comes safe choices that, for the most part, don’t seem to slow down all involved. Just as with Whale Rider and North Country, director Niki Caro imbues the landscape with so much character that the town of McFarland might as well apply for a SAG card. Rundown storefronts and over-worked families populate this area, but moviegoers mostly see beauty and pride. A veteran of many feel-good sports dramas (Bull Durham, Field of Dreams, Tin Cup, For the Love of the Game, Draft Day), Kevin Costner just about completely powers this feel-good machine. Loaded with charisma and drive, he motivates the players and the viewers by proxy to better themselves. Fifty Shades of Grey Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dorman HH — No Spank You, Ma’am Trying to spice up soft core pulp by hard selling a limp romance, this oftentimes dull adaptation of E.L. James’ steamy novel ends up to be many shades shy of sexy or entertaining. In this R-rated adaptation of the erotic romance novel by E.L. James, literature student Anastasia Steele’s (Johnson) life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey (Dorman). At least, the movie tries classing up the joint. Despite coloring in the Grey areas by focusing on the courtship, backstories of the two leads and build-up to the S&M in the first act, the rest plays out like a whimper — not a bang. It’s amazing how a flick with so many supposedly scintillating acts actually ends up being boring. Even with all of the hard bodies and spanking, no sparks fly between what’s on screen and the audience. Worse, nothing, ahem, climaxes. It’s understood that Christian Grey isn’t a romantic but his masochistic acts should at least elicit more than yawns from moviegoers.

Broad City (2014) Abbie Jacobson, Ilana Glazer HHH1/2 — Women Behaving Badly In this Comedy Central adult comedy available on DVD, the smallest and mundane events in the daily lives of two New York City women (Jacobson, Glazer) make for some hysterical and disturbing viewing all at the same time. Rather than compare away this duo’s amazing chemistry to past TV twosomes (Lucy and Ethel, Mary and Rhoda, Laverne and Shirley), the unique gleefully anarchic blending of these two tremendous talents deserves recognition all of its own. It’s not just that they’re two funny cogs running a wheel, however — the wheel’s on a hilariously designed track that spans enough of an arc to qualify as ‘episodic.’ The episodes — some of the titles of which don’t lend themselves to being printed in a family publication — are laugh-out-load standalone diamonds. Like Superman and his Fortress of Solitude, Jacobson and Glazer fire strongest on all cylinders when riffing on and in the 5 Boroughs of New York. They offer modern commentary without the pathos of HBO’s Girls and give frank dating observations without the safe sitcom trappings of Fox’s The Mindy Project. As unapologetically raunchy as an Apatow comedy, this Amy Poehler-produced laugh-riot just about boasts the funniest ladies on television today if you can get past the very blue humor.

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Up Close & personal The art of Beer All beers are not created equal. That’s one reason why Mathew Dapkins started Massive Beer Reviews. He wanted to share his opinion on well-made and not-so-well-made beers. He also created the reviews as a way for like-minded brew enthusiasts to find new beers. So he started the series on YouTube with just himself, a camera and some bottles of beer. That ended up opening a trove of new beers from around the world, through networking and researching. It all started more than a decade ago, when he had his first good beer. And when he talks about a good beer, it comes down to more than just taste. He covers everything from the density to the bottle label. You can check out his videos yourself by searching for Massive Beers on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram, or just head right to his YouTube page. When he’s not drinking beers and talking about them, he works in body piercing at Guerilla Studios in downtown Scranton — something he’s been doing for 17 years. Meet Mathew Dapkins … How did Massive Beer Reviews get started? I’ve been into beer for a long time. I started the series last year around April. About 15, 16 years ago I had my first good beer and I was always into it. I had a circle of friends that were into it. But over the years with them moving away, there was an outlet missing for me to find new beer. I started doing more research online and I started watching YouTube video reviews of beer and I’m like, ‘A lot of these people like beers that I don’t like.’ So I started to go out and network with different people and I came to the realization that maybe there’s someone out there like me. Beer is subjective — it’s like art. You may like one thing, another person might not like it. So I said, “well maybe there are people out there that like the same stuff I do and they can’t find new stuff.” Why did you want to start your own reviews? A lot of beer reviews or beer shows, national beer shows or even radio shows about beer talk about beer, but they always talk about it in a good way. They say ‘this beer’s good, this beer’s good, this beer’s good.’ It just bothered me. Not all beer is good. That’s one of the big reasons I started doing it. I’m not going to say I like beer just to get

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if I like it or I don’t like it. I know there are people that hate the beers I like. But if they like the beers I like, then they’ll know if I say I like it, I’m not just saying it just so some brewery contacts me. And even if I don’t like a beer, I can tell if it’s made well. I’ll still give it a really good score, but it’s not for me. I you’re into these types of beers, then you’ll like this beer because it’s made well. While I’m very opinionated about what I do like, I’ll still say if something is good or bad, regardless of whether I like it or not. What kind of beers do you like? A lot. My favorite kinds of beers are typically higher in alcohol. In order to bring out huge flavors and bold tastes, you need to make a higher alcohol beer — typically — but there are exceptions to the rule. I like things that are very strong and forceful in taste. My favorite styles would be Barleywines, English old ales and Imperial stouts. That’s what beer is all about — flavor. What goes into a beer review? When I review a beer, I explain where it’s from and who made it. Then I’ll go over bottle label art because I’m a big label art junkie. Then I pour it and look at it and see how it looks in the glass, the color, the density, the carbonation. If you break it down just from that visual standpoint, most of the time, I could tell you if I’m going to like that beer before I even smell it or taste it, based on look. So looking at a beer is like looking at a piece of art, where smelling it is like listening to a song and tasting it would be like dance. Where you have the visual art, audio art and physical art, it all encompasses into beer being awesome I guess you can say. How did you first get interested in beer? My parents owned a bar when I was growing up, so I was always around beer. Right around the year 2000, I went to Canada. When I got there, I asked them “Hey, I hear you guys have good beer up here?” At that point there weren’t very many outlets in this area that I knew of, because I wasn’t very knowledgeable at that point. We went to a local beer store and I said, ‘I like this one.’ It was a beer called Unibroue Maudite. You can buy it anywhere now, that’s how things have changed. I had it and I was like, ‘Why am I not drinking this at home?’ The person who pretty much got me into good beer was a guy by the name of Ian Hunter, he worked at a local bar in Wilkes-Barre called Elmer Sudds. I knew Ian through mutual friends, so I want to his bar and asked him ‘Do you have this beer I had in Canada?’ and he said ‘Actually, yeah.’ And from there it was just a matter of him kind of

To find out more about Mathew Dapkins and Massive Beer reviews, visit youtube.com/massivebeers and on Instagram @massivebeers. schooling me on what’s what as far as beer went. And that was kind of a crash course. How do you find out about new beers? The way the Internet is now, it’s super easy to reach out and find new things. Websites like RateBeer.com or BeerAdvocate.com are two big ones. YouTube itself is big, too. I didn’t know there were that many beer reviewers on YouTube. Through doing the reviews, I’ve probably met about a dozen, to 20 different beer reviewers. We go back and forth telling each other new beers that we’ve discovered or beers that we like. We’re finding beers we would never, ever hear of, because beer is super regional. It’s a network online of talking to people, finding stuff, beer trading with people. That’s one way. Another way is more locally. I do a lot of what’s called “bottle shares.” Over Christmas break, my friends and I decided to host a bottle share at my house. Each friend brought a friend that likes beer and then each of us brought beer that we didn’t think anyone else ever had. Then we’ll just sample everything everyone brought. What’s in store for the series? I’m constantly reviewing beer. I like beer, so I mean if I’m going to drink it I might as well talk about it. If I try something new, I record it, and

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that’s actually the coolest thing I’ve gotten out of it. Drinking beer for a really long time, I was set in my ways. I’d be like, “I like this, I like these specific styles and these specific beers.” I stopped exploring. Now with this, I have a new mindset where I’m

constantly looking for something new. I’m trying a lot of beers I normally wouldn’t have. That’s the cool aspect I’ve gotten out of it — just trying new stuff. — kirstin cook

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Lisa Symeon @LisaSymeon Hoping the snow doesn’t hamper my big plans for Single’s Awareness Day.

Dave Thackara @ThackThack Day 3 of the headache that won’t die. And I’m not talking about Kanye discussions.

Su-Ling Dickinson @DevotchkaOnFire The crazy part about art is finding the courage to create it.

Erica Nealon @nealon35 I just watched Miley’s video or whatever and I kinda wanna cut her tongue off

John Webster @webster1114 Just tried my first red velvet Oreo. I have an appreciation for artificial flavors.

Bryan with a Y @BryanCalabro #AdviceForYoungJournalists Write screenplays instead.

Schlitziestaus @schlitziestaus The mystery of the empty room on level 1-1 of Kid Icarus still haunts me.

hey Bosh @TheBosha So what’re all you young folks up to? Taking Ubers to meet your Tinders?

hey Bosh @TheBosha Only poor people do their taxes before April.

Jack Hambrose @hack_jambrose Nothing gets me going in the morning like a wind chill advisory #nope

OverheadDoorBerwick @OHDBerwick Winter in #NEPA = No school for kids, but Work for Parents

Heather M. Davis @HDCinema The space heater I’m using to unfreeze my kitchen pipes is all like, “Umm. I see all these dirty dishes - you don’t need this pipe, brah.”

Commonwealth Energy @cwenergy We LOVE saving our customers money. This #ValentinesDay lets make it a date, schedule your FREE energy audit today!

Dee Culp @daleculp Just can’t seem to get anything done, today. I’m so worried that Kanye will suddenly walk in and disapprove. So much anxiety.

Kristen Peterman @CallMeKP Your extreme and violent hatred of Kanye West is more annoying to me than Kanye himself.

Jared Bryer @jbryer1049 I might be confident but I’ll never be “old guy in a locker room” confident.

Johnathan McNamee @ThatGuyJMack With all this snow on Mondays I’m starting to become a Monday person! #Snowmageddon2015

Chris Ventura @_chrishero I feel bad for all the cigarette smokers that have to stand out in -5 degrees today to get a quick drag. JAYKAY. No I don’t.

Navin @navinator24 The death look I give people when they let in street walkers who plant their ass on the couch to sleep is not by accident. Thanks.

Chris ‘Sampo Cornell @MSampo Binge-watched 1st season of Transparent over the weekend. Is everybody high on pot ALL THE TIME in California now? Good show, though.

Gatsby @gatsbystyle Was it passion or hot flashes that set off the sprinklers today at Cinemark for those waiting to see “Fifty Shades of Grey”?

Stewie @darlingstewie I had a dream I had to save a baby squirrel farm by hiding the babies in my mouth. I don’t know you guys.

VikkiSin @Vikki_Sin I just saw a church sign that said Jesus Died For MySpace in Heaven. #NEPA

Alyssa @damselandgretel People’s pictures of beaches and snow dustings were cute during the first blizzard, but now that we’re on our third it’s just plain mean.

Alyssa @damselandgretel So pale that the snapchat font blended in with my skin and you couldn’t read it. Joke’s over winter, I need the sun.

Kristen Shemanski @kris0l0gy Ahhhh @girlscouts cookies are here!!! It’s like Christmas in my office! #thinmintsforlife

Peculiar Culinary Co @PeculiarCC uniformity is the plague of sameness

we look back at some oF our Favorite tweets From the 570.com twitter Feed

February 2015 Non-Holiday Jeff @TheOtherJeff I’m still pretty astonished that Eddie Redmayne dedicated his Oscar to ethics in game journalism. Heather M. Davis @HDCinema Well now I have nothing to live for until next February. #Oscars2015 Kilgore Trout @Mister_Trout 50 Shades of Cake: Episode One. Egg whites, beat until stiff. Forage Space @ForageSpace We went sledding home holding a pizza, from a bar. #scranton #nepa #wow TheJoeThomas @TheJoeThomas1 But it’s a dry cold. #Positivespin Chris ‘Sampo Cornell @MSampo I am old: the 50s-70s selections being played in this supermarket ARE MY JAM! M.L.Gallagher @GreenMomnBaby February is like a boyfriend that you’re trying so desperatly to break up with but he holds on to you… Erica Nealon @nealon35 OMG I gave up tea for lent and I went to dunkin and ordered a tea because just natural whatever and im a terrible catholic Holly Ord @HollyOrd That moment when Netflix stops to ask if you’re still watching Gilmore Girls. Stop judging me, Netflix! Minxy @winefollie Giving up stupid people for #Lent

Jason Alan McLain @JasonAlanMcLain That feeling when you accidentally retweet something you didn’t even read.

Jeffidents’ Day @TheOtherJeff Hoping everybody in Mass. manages to stay warm today. Or at least freezes quickly and humanely. Kate Flannery @KateFlannery Don’t ever forget how lame you used to be.

Graces Downfall @GracesDownfall We’re starting #toiletthoughttuesday .. You do your best thinking on the toilet. Share your thoughts with the rest of the world while u go Mike Sisak @mikesisak fun with closed captioning: “Here’s a shot of the Poke Now Mountains.”

Dave Thackara @ThackThack My dreams are going to be awful after this show. #Grammy2015 hey Bosh @TheBosha You think if you make it to the top of Taylor’s legs there’s a giant in a castle? WFTE Community Radio @WFTE_FM Our neighbors NY and Boston are getting pounded again and NEPA has to hear it through the wall. #Snowmageddon2015 Holly Ord @HollyOrd In conclusion, why is everyone else’s life super easy to figure out, while my personal dreams and goals shrivel and die!? — compiled by alicia grega

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psychologically sound sTraighT Talk from syndicaTed columnisT amy alkon The Wicked WiTch of The WesTin There’s a girl who works at the hotel where my co-workers and I go for drinks. She’s hot and smart and fun and I really like her and want to ask her out. The problem is that when she laughs, she cackles in this really annoying way. I’m wondering whether, if we started dating and hit it off, I could subtly hint to her that she should change her weird, witchy laugh. Because, honestly, she’s perfect otherwise. — Bothered It’s great to find a woman who laughs at your wit, but not when she sounds like she’ll follow up with “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!” I know, the “expected” reply to a man wanting a woman to change something about herself is, “How dare you, you shallow pig?!” And I’m aware that behaviors that initially seem mildly annoying can, in time, make you want to bludgeon the person with the soup ladle. But it does seem a shame to nix a woman you really like right off the bat simply because it’s hard to tell whether she’s laughing or you’re around the corner from a donkey engaged in erotic asphyxiation. It’s possible that her laugh really is her laugh, “designed” by the shape and location of her larynx. HowStuffWorks founder Marshall Brain explains that when we’re laughing, the larynx gets half-closed by the epiglottis. (Laughter, most charmingly, is the sound of a person struggling for air, which we each do in our own special way.) But the reality is, some people with disturbing laughs have created them, often out of a desire to seem unique or get attention. They repeat their fabricated ha-ha and it becomes part of them. And then time passes and they forget to check whether their creation is still serving them or whether it might be to potential dates what garlic and crosses are to working vampires. Obviously, a woman is likely to be to hurt and offended if you announce, “If we’re going to have any future together, you’ll need a laughectomy.” However, IF you started dating her and IF you saw that she’s one of those (rare) people who “would rather know,” you could ask her about her laugh: “Have you always laughed that way?” But brace yourself for her to come back with something like “Do you hate my laugh?” At this point, like a rat on flotsam after a shipwreck, all you can do is grab for a piece of flattery: “Uh, um … it’s just that you’re so elegant. It doesn’t seem to go with the rest of you.” But first things first. You haven’t even asked her out. She might say no (laughing raucously and scar-

ing away crows). Or, if she said yes, things might fizzle after a date or two. So maybe go out with her a few times, taking it slowly (no sex, tickling or comedy club visits) and weigh whether her general fabulousness is enough to offset the intermittent cackly audio. Who knows … maybe you’ll fall for her to the point where her laugh becomes endearingly awful — always making you long to grab her and kiss her in the back seat of her broomstick. edgar allan repo The guy I’m seeing revealed that he is hesitant to get into a relationship because it means “taking responsibility” for another person on a level you don’t have to when you’re just friends with benefits. In his words: “I mean, what if you got cancer?” He wants the friendship and connection of a relationship, but he inevitably fails to step up and women bail. (What a surprise.) He did have a three-year relationship in the past and I really like him. Should I stick around and hope he calms down? — Unsure Here’s a guy who will have your back — getting smaller and smaller in his rearview mirror at the first sign of a serious problem, such as a bad hangnail. Sadly, it isn’t enough to “really like” a guy. You need to really like a guy who’s prepared to respond to your needs with loving concern instead of burning rubber. And in keeping with this unfortunate automotive theme, assessing a guy’s boyfriendability should be approached like selling cars. The successful car salesman will not spend his morning singing the praises of heated seats and in-car Wi-Fi to the customer wearing a blanket and cardboard sandals. That guy sure could use a car, just as your guy sure could use the “friendship and connection” (and, no doubt, the sex) of a relationship, but neither will be able to make the required payments. So, yes, waiting and hoping this guy “calms down” is an option — but you’d probably have better luck waiting for the brown bird outside your window to turn into a UPS driver.

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purifying heaviness that purges any glib or shallow influences that are in your vicinity. It’ll be a healing heaviness that gives you just the kind of graceful gravitas you will need. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “What I look for in a friend is someone who’s different from me,” says science fiction novelist Samuel Delany. “The more different the person is, the more I’ll learn from him. The more he’ll come up with surprising takes on ideas and things and situations.” What about you, Capricorn? What are the qualities in a friend that help you thrive? Now is a perfect time to take an inventory. I sense that although there are potential new allies wandering in your vicinity, they will actually become part of your life only if you adjust and update your attitudes about the influences you value most. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): At the turn of the 19th century, Russian laborers constructed thousands of miles of railroad tracks from the western part of the country eastward to Siberia. The hardest part of the job was blasting tunnels through the mountains that were in the way. I reckon you’re at a comparable point in your work, Aquarius. It’s time to smash gaping holes through obstacles. Don’t scrimp or apologize. Clear the way for the future. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The British rock band the Animals released their gritty, growly song “The House of the Rising Sun” in 1964. It reached the top of the pop music charts in the U.S., Canada, U.K. and Australia and was a hit with critics. Rolling Stone magazine ultimately ranked it as the 122nd greatest song of all time. And yet it took the Animals just 15 minutes to record. They did it in one take. That’s the kind of beginner’s luck and spontaneous flow I foresee you having in the coming weeks, Pisces. What’s the best way for you to channel all that soulful mojo?

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you assess the value of the things you have to offer. You will be able to make more headway and have greater coming weeks you have fun trying out this boisterARIES (March 21-April 19): Lately your life impact in situations where ous style of yelling. It may help you summon the reminds me of the action film Speed, starring your particular beauty and extra power and confidence you’ll need to sucSandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves. In that story, power and skills are in short cessfully wrestle with all the interesting challenges a criminal has rigged a passenger bus to explode supply. ahead of you. if its speed drops below LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. CANCER (June 21-July 22): The prolific and 50 miles per hour. In your 22): “Learn all you can from the mistakes of popular French novelist Aurore Dupin was better story, you seem to be acting others. You won’t have to make them all your known by her pseudonym George Sand. Few 19thas if you, too, will selfyourself.” So said Alfred Sheinwold in his book century women matched her rowdy behavior. She destruct if you stop moving about the card game known wore men’s clothes, smoked cigars, was a staunch at a frantic pace. I’m here to as bridge. I think this is exfeminist and frequented tell you that nothing bad will cellent advice for the game social venues where only happen if you slow down. of life, as well. And it should men were normally allowed. Just the opposite, in fact. As be extra pertinent for you in you clear your schedule of its excessive things-to- Yet she was also a doting the coming weeks, because mother to her two children do, as you leisurely explore the wonders of doing people in your vicinity will and loved to garden, make nothing in particular, I bet you will experience a be making gaffes and wrong jam and do needlework. soothing flood of healing pleasure. turns that are useful for Among her numerous lovTAURUS (April 20-May 20): One of the you to study. In the future, you’ll be wise to avoid ers were the writers Alfred most dazzling moves a ballet dancer can do is perpetrating similar messes yourself. de Musset, Jules Sandeau the fouetté en tournant. The term is French for SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Love her but “whipped turning.” As she executes a 360-degree and Prosper Mérimée, as well as composer leave her wild,” advised a graffiti artist who Frederic Chopin and actress Marie Dorval. Her turn, the dancer spins published his thoughts on a wall next to the mirror preferred work schedule was midnight to 6 a.m. around on the tip of one in a public restroom I visited. Another guerrilla and she often slept until 3 p.m. “What a brave man foot. Meanwhile, her other philosopher had added a comment below: “That’s she was,” said Russian author Ivan Turgenev, “and foot thrusts outward and a nice sentiment, but how can anyone retain what a good woman.” Her astrological sign? The then bends in, bringing wildness in a society that same as you and me. She’s feisty proof that not all her toes to touch the knee puts so many demands on of us Crabs are conventional fuddy-duddies. In the of her supporting leg. Can us in exchange for money coming weeks, she’s our inspirational role model. you imagine a dancer doing to live?” Since I happened LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It seems you’ve slipped this 32 consecutive times? to have a felt-tip pen with into a time warp. Is that bad? I don’t think so. Your That’s what the best do. It me, I scrawled a response takes extensive practice and requires a high degree adventures there may twist and tweak a warped to the question posed in the part of your psyche in such of concentration and discipline. Paradoxically, it second comment: “Be in a way that it gets healed. expresses breathtaking freedom and exuberance. nature every day. Move your At the very least, I bet your You may not be a prima ballerina, Taurus, but in body a lot. Remember and visit to the time warp will your own field there must be an equivalent to the work with your dreams. Be playful. Have good sex. reverse the effects of an old fouetté en tournant. Now is an excellent time for Infuse any little thing you do with a creative twist. folly and correct a problem you to take a vow and make plans to master that Hang out with animals. Eat with your fingers. Sing caused by your past sins. skill. What will you need to do? regularly.” And that’s also my message for you, (By the way, when I use the GEMINI (May 21-June 20): If you’re a martial Scorpio, during this phase when it’s so crucial for word “sin,” I mean “being artist and you want to inject extra energy into an you to nurture your wildness. lax about following your dreams.”) There’s only aggressive move, you might utter a percussive SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Don’t worry, one potential problem that could come out of all shout that sounds like “eee-yah!” or “hyaah!” even if things get heavy, we’ll all float on.” So this: Some people in your life could misinterpret or “aiyah!” The sings Modest Mouse’s what’s happening. To prevent that, communicate Japanese term for vocalist Isaac Brock on crisply every step of the way. this sound is kiai. the band’s song “Float VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In English and The sonic boost is On.” I recommend you try French versions of the word game Scrabble, the most effective if it that approach yourself, letter z is worth ten points. In Italian, it’s eight originates deep in Sagittarius. Things will points. But in the Polish variant of Scrabble, you your diaphragm no doubt get heavy in the score just one point by using z. That letter is rarely rather than from your coming days. But if you used in the other three languages, but is common throat. Even if you’re float on, the heaviness in Polish. Keep this general principle in mind as not a martial artist, Gemini, I suggest that in the will be a good, rich, soulful heaviness. It’ll be a

-Rob Brezsny

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Jeddo Coal Company has an immediate opening for the position of WEIGH MASTER at the Jeddo 8 Coal Preparation Plant. Responsibilities will include weighing inbound / outbound trucks, maintaining accurate records, inventory, production reporting and other duties as assigned. Under the direction of the Plant Superintendent, the ideal candidate will be self-motivated and able to work in a fast paced environment with little supervision. A strong background in MS Office and other business programs is required and having a current PA Weigh Masters license is a plus. Interested individuals should email their resumes to hr@ligins.com or mail them to Jeddo Coal Company 46 Public Square, Suite 600, Wilkes-Barre, PA 18701 Attention: Lesley Pienkowski, HR Manager. All resume submissions will be kept confidential.

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Wednesday February 25th, 8am to 4:00pm On-site interviews and tours 475 Morgan Highway, Scranton 570-348-1348

Allied Rehab Hospital REGISTERED NURSE Part-time and call-in all-shifts. CNA Full-time evenings, Part-time days, evenings and call-in all-shifts. Applicants are encouraged to apply online at www.allied-services.org prior to attending the career fair. We offer: Competitive pay rates commensurate with experience plus shift differential, CRRN certification differential, excellent benefits package, preceptor led orientation and more! Bilingual individuals are encouraged to apply. Allied Services is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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LAUREL RUN NEW MOBILE HOME 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths 16'x80' With Gas Heat LAUREL RUN ESTATES 570-823-8499

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This position is responsible for establishing and maintaining successful operations of an assigned area, department, or shift of the warehouse/distribution center. Candidate will have the ability to ensure the department has adequate staffing, proper training, and required resources to meet our customer demands for accurate, quality and on-time deliveries. • Bachelor’s Degree in business, logistics or a related field preferred AND/OR equivalent experience internal or external to McLane. • Have a minimum of 1 year of distribution warehouse experience, preferably in the grocery industry. • Have experience leading large numbers of warehouse staff with experience in hiring, training, motivating and resolving employee relation’s issues. • Have computer knowledge to include experience using Microsoft Word and Excel. • Demonstrate the ability to lead by example. • Possess good written and verbal communication skills. • Be willing to listen and respond to teammates. • Have the ability to effectively present information and respond to questions from groups of managers and teammates. • Have the ability to define problems, collect data, establish facts, and draw valid conclusions. • Must Demonstrate the attributes outlined in the McLane Beliefs and Values

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AVOCA

Large 1 floor, 1 bedroom. Bath with shower. Modern kitchen. Large living room. $760 per month + security. All utilities included. 570-299-9618. st

CLARKS SUMMIT

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UNFURNISHED

KINGSTON

WILKES-BARRE

2nd floor apartment, N. Dawes Ave., includes living room, dining room, 2 bedrooms, modern kitchen, bath, refrigerator, range, dishwasher, ductless AC, economical gas heat, window coverings, washer/dryer hookup, off street parking. Tenant pays all utilities. Rent $725/month with security, references. Non smoking, no pets. Call 570-7604067, leave message.

Classifieds WORK! OLD FORGE 326 North Main St., 1st floor, 1 bedroom. HEAT, water & sewer included. No pets. $575/month. References & security deposit required. 570-457-6774 Ext. 144 Weekdays Only. OLD FORGE 326 North Main St., 1st floor, 1 bedroom. HEAT, water & sewer included. No pets. $575/month. References & security deposit required. 570-457-6774 Ext. 144 Weekdays Only.

CRUISER 3 WHEELCHAIR: Asking $350 firm. Brand new, right out of the box. Adjustable seat, wheels & hand rails. Call Don 570-855-1079. 2 bedroom, 1 bath, 3rd floor handicap accessible. Secure Building. Tenant Parties for major holidays. New carpets, heat /air tenant controlled, elevator, community rooms, on site laundry. $725/month + electric. 1 year lease. 1 month rent & security deposit. Call 570-814-0167 for appointment

UNFURNISHED SCRANTON WEST: Clean, fresh paint. 6 rooms, 3 bedrooms, beautiful back yard, attic, basement. $800. 201-951-8330.

PITTSTON

Come in and see our spacious 1, 2 and 3 bedroom apartments with heat and water included! Abington Heights School District Pets Welcomed 1% Wage Tax House Buying Clause Job Transfer Clause For More Information Call 570-586-2491 or Visit Us Online www.applewoodacres.com *restrictions apply Special on our 3 bedrooms: $200 off 1st 6 months CLARKS SUMMIT: Newton Ransom Area, 2nd floor, 2 bedrooms. Clean, modern, all appliances, washer/dryer hook up. Water, sewer, garbage pick up included. No pets. 1st month & security deposit required. 1 year lease. $595/month. 570-587-4836

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The Times-Tribune, Citizens' Voice, Electric City & Diamond City Classifieds reserves the right to edit any copy that does not conform to Fair Housing Regulations. DICKSON CITY: 2nd floor, 1 bedroom. Appliances & much more included. $675/month + security. No pets. Non smoking. 570-842-6090. DUNMORE HOLLYWOOD SECTION Exceptional 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath 1/2 double home. Completely updated. Appliances included. Gas heat. Off street parking. Tenant pays utilities. Non smoking/pets. $1,100/month for a single family. Carol Chisdak, Realtor, Classic Properties, 570-5877000 x 1104. Cell 570-905-4440. DUNMORE Luxurious 2 bedroom. 2 bath, fireplace, appliances $1,200. unfurnished. $1,500 furnished. Call 570479-5250 EYNON: (2) Spacious, 1 bedroom apartments. Heat & all utilities included except electric. $550/$600. Will work with security. 570-840-0456.

HANOVER GREEN

1 bedroom apartment. Heat & water included, $600/month. No pets. Backround check. References a must. Text 570-954-3619

2nd floor, newly remodeled, gas heat. No pets. Off street parking. $600 + security. All utilities paid by tenant. References necessary. Call 570-594-6282

PITTSTON

Efficiency apartment, all appliances included. $575/month + utilities & security. Off street parking. 570-814-2752.

PLYMOUTH st

Newly remodeled, 1 floor, 2 bedroom. Wall to wall carpet, stove, refrigerator. Washer/dryer hook up. No pets. $575/month + utilities. Security & credit check. 570-825-0369 or 570-709-5325 SCRANTON GREEN RIDGE 3800 sq. ft., 3 bedrooms, 3½ baths, appliances and washer/dryer hook-ups, 2 car garage, water, sewer & trash included. Non smoking, no pets $1200 month + security. Large 2 bedroom, one bath on 2nd floor. Large living & dining room. Appliances included, washer/dryer hookup. Gas heat, water, sewer & trash removal included. $750 mo. + security. Non smoking, no pets. Call 570-587-8984

UNFURNISHED DUNMORE: House for rent, 3 bedroom, 1 bath plus. Eat in kitchen. Large living room, covered patio. No utilities. $850/ month. 570-499-9101.

WEST PITTSTON

Charming Victorian half double. 6 rooms, 2 car garage. Fenced yard 1.5 baths. 1st floor: Hardwood floors, original woodwork, pocket doors. Living room, dining room, coat closet, eat-in kitchen, ½ bath with washer/dryer hook-ups. Front and back porches. 2nd floor, 3 bedrooms, full bath and loads of closets. Full attic and basement. $850/month plus heat & utilities. 1st, last, security and references required. Non smoking.570-675-0150

SCRANTON: Rear 1329 Penn Ave. 3 or 5 bedroom. Off street parking. $675. Section 8 approved. 570-650-4533

SWOYERSVILLE

Modern 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Close to bus stop. Heat & hot water included. $695/month. 570-954-5273.

Drive electric.

* HOYT BOW WITH ARROWS $600. Or Best Offer CALL 570-344-1005

Or best offer As is, cash only. Sectional, fruitwood brown Chest, dresser, nightstand, granulated oak Small round oak table with 2 chairs Single bed, Tempurpedic, with mattress covers.

570-955-5175

CHEVY 1987 CORVETTE

24,000 original miles. Showroom condition & garage kept. Automatic, blue on blue, glass top sunroof. Serious buyers only!

Reduced:

Now $12,995.

Call for appointment, please leave message:

570-689-9281

DODGE 2005 NEON 59,000 miles. $4,500.

* HENRY 22 LEVER ACTION RIFLE $500. Or Best Offer

570-233-1149

AUDI 2006 A6 AVANT AWD

Black with beige leather. 3.2L 6 cylinder, automatic transmission, sunroof, navigation, 17” wheels, winter package, full power. Recently serviced, new tires.

$11,900

570-498-6935 or 570-587-1292

FORD 1999 MUSTANG GT CONVERTIBLE

35th Anniversary Edition, automatic, silver, V8, air conditioning, power locks, windows, mirrors & drivers seat, cruise, leather, CD, 86K miles, asking $7000 Negotiable. Call 570-383-2933

HONDA 2000 ACCORD

BMW 2008 528xi

DUNCAN PHYFE COUCH

1850 Duncan Phyfe couch, cocoa brown in color. Mahogany veneered with 4 claw feet. 570-788-3181 & ask for Nancy

FOR SALE *KEIFER CHAIR & OTTOMAN $700.00 * BENCH & WEIGHT SET $150.00 * ION EASY VINYL/TAPE CONVERTER $300.

NEW RESTAURANT EQUIPMENT

FURNITURE $499.99 EACH

SOLID OAK ROLL TOP DESK: 2 pieces. RCA standing record playe r + records. Crank. From the 30's. Collection of cut glass, old dishes, etc. Collection of Madam Alexander Dolls+. OLD FASHIONED UPRIGHT PIANO ONLY~IS FREE FOR THE TAKING. 570-342-4202 or 570-815-3793. Ask for Amy for pricing on items listed.

FOR SALE

FOR SALE

Chandeliers (3) 3 Chandeliers 1 brass/$75. 1 black steel modern/$75. 1 Tiffany Chandelier/$50. CALL 570-885-1751

ITEMS FOR SALE:

Round kitchen table with 4 chairs. Distressed. $115. DEHUMIDIFIER: 1 year old, $135. Antique desk, pull down area $35. 2 small pies (storage) $40 each. Small white chest, 1 drawer & large opening under for storage $35. One chest with 4 drawers $35. Luggage chest with leather straps $35. Christmas Dishes, service for 4 $15 or for 12 $60. Call 570-451-0121

$2,100. 570-240-0866

CALL 570-344-1005

607 N. Main Ave., 1 floor, 4 rooms, 1 bath. No pets. Call 570-499-0980

SCRANTON: nd123 S. Bromley Ave. 2 bedroom, 2 floor. $550 + utilities. $1,650. to move in. Available immediately. Call John: 914-420-3962

2008 YAMAHA GOLF CART

MOCANAQUA

2 bedroom, single house. All appliances including washer & dryer. Wallto-wall carpeting & paneling. Large garden is available. NO PETS. NON SMOKING. $500/month + utilities & security. 570-542-5324

SCRANTON WEST st SCRANTON WEST: 2-3 bedroom. $525/month + utilities. Call 570-961-0295

SOFA

Tan sofa. Excellent condition. 79”L x 34”H. $250 negotiable. Call 570-343-1604

6 burner stove with oven, $1,450; 4 ft. flat top griddle, $1,250; Floor model fryer, $975; 3 ft Salamander, $1,600; 3 ft radiant char broiler, $1,450; 4 ft. Steam table, $650; All cooking equipment LP gas. 4 ft. Bain Marie S/C, $1,300; 20 qt. Mixer SS bowl, 3 attachments & safety guard, $2,000; Burkel 12” slicer, $1,250; 4 ft. SS Work Table $175.

All Equipment NEW 570-620-2693 ITEMS FOR SALE:

Eureka nylon tent $125. (3) sleeping bags $50 each. Mirrored closet doorsnew $125. Rare books, baseball cards, etc. 570-351-7410 or 570-487-1313

58,000 miles, silver with tinted windows! Excellent condition. Gray leather interior, heated seats, new tires, all service at BMW dealer. Immaculate interior.

$22,900 570-267-2969

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5 speed manual transmission. 190,000 miles. Runs great. Dependable vehicle. Must see.

NOW: $3,000 !

570-407-0712 HONDA 2013 ACCORD LX

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CADILLAC '10 DTS

69,855 miles. Garage kept. Very, very good condition. Standard options. Gray with gray leather interior. Reduced to $13,950 570-760-5835 CADILLAC 2000 SEVILLE STS Diamond white 185K miles Loaded Auto wipers and lights Heated seats Auto Start Motor Redone New front tires, brakes, rotors and belt Go anywhere anytime. Dealer offered $2000. Head turner Very Good Condition Great in Snow, just back from Arizona Car in Gouldsboro $3,400. Call 845-649-7931

Black, 4 door with 15,000 miles. Excellent condition. Asking $18,495. 570-840-6453

JAGUAR 1992 CONVERTIBLE $4,500 Call 570-497-0016

MAZDA 2009 MIATA MX5 SPORT CONVERTIBLE 23,000 miles, $12,500 570-868-5326 or 570-239-0504

MERCEDES 2013 BENZ CLS 550 4MATIC

Navy with cashmere. All options. 8,000 miles. Like new. $62,000. 570-824-4611 Days 570-825-2001 Evenings

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PRISTINE CONDITION!! JAGUAR 1998 SUPERCHARGED XJR SEDAN

FORD 1986 F-350 - 4x4 10' Flat Bed Dump Diesel. 8' Plow. 51,394 Miles.

Asking: $5,900. 570-424-7400 or 570-656-2658

TOYOTA '99 FORERUNNER SR5

Rolling chassis assembly complete. Good motor and drive train. $1500 negotiable. Call 570-510-0113

GMC 2007 CANYON

$9,500 Or best offer

Call Blaise 570-401-6008

VOLKSWAGEN '07 PASSAT WAGON

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4x4 crew cab, great condition, under 57,000 miles, newer tires, $18,000 Includes 2,000lb. Trailer

Freshly Serviced, State Inspected & Warrantied. Join Our Family Of Thousands Of Satisfied Customers! ( FINANCING AVAILABLE ) Car Fax Available On ALL Vehicles!

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DODGE 2007 CALIBER RT

All wheel drive. White with gray interior. Power steering, power brakes, power windows. AM/FM stereo with cassette. Rear defogger. Power door locks. Runs & looks like new.

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CARS/ MINIVANS/ SUVS

14 Ford E350 Pass. 10K......$22,999 14 Hyundai Elantra 6K .......$14,999 14 Ford Focus SE 5K .........$13,999 14 Hyundai Elantra SE 11K$13,999 13 Nissan Versa 11K ..........$13,999 13 VW Jetta SE 20K ...........$15,999 12 Yukon SLT 58K .............$29,999 12 Honda Civic LX 10K ......$15,595 12 Honda Civic 40K ............$12,999 11 Caliber FWD 38K ...........$13,495 11 Impala LT 39K ...............$12,795 09 Grand Vitara 48K ..........$12,999 09 Trailblazer LT ................$10,995 09 Grand Caravan 45K ......$11,999 08 Grand Cherokee Laredo$13,495 07 Dodge Caliber SXT 81K ..$7,995 07 Uplander LS 70K .............$8,495 07 Trailblazer .....................$12,999 07 Suburban 8 Passenger $16,795 06 Jeep Liberty Sport ..........$7,995

570-457-6324 570-687-7663

TRUST

FORD 1996 EXPLORER EDDIE BAUER Nicely Equipped!

4 Wheel Drive. 4 Door. Automatic. Current Inspection. 106,000 miles. Good Tires. Green Exterior & Tan Leather Interior. Buy Now!

Asking: $3,790

HONDA 2011 PILOT rd

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Best Selection! Best Quality! Best Values!

11 F150 Lifted Crew ...............$24,999 10 Silverado 1500 Ext 71k.........$20,999 09 Sierra 1500 Crew ..........$22,999 07 Chevy Silverado 1500 ..$14,999 06 Ford F350 Diesel ...........$22,999 06 Fuso 18ft. Box Van........$19,999

Asking $6,900

570-424-7400 or 570-656-2658

115K miles, 4 cylinder, automatic. Nice options. Good condition. $6,200. Call 570-840-2789

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Celebrating Our 34th Year! Anthracite black exterior, oatmeal interior, 4.0L. V8, supercharged engine, 5-speed automatic transmission, normal & sport modes. 4wheel disc brakes, with ABS, speed sensitive steering, driver & passenger air bags, side air bags, traction control, power tilt/ slide sunroof, audiophile stereo, with CD, Harmon Kardon, maple trim, with wood steering wheel, power front seats, power steering column, driver memory system, front/ rear fog lamps, security system, sport suspension. As preventative maintenance & precaution. I paid to have installed a new timing chain kit, water pump, oil pump, radiator hoses, bypass hoses, belts & more. Recently had new throttle body installed. May find one cheaper, however will NOT find one as clean, as nice and as well maintained. I am the second owner and have owned this car since 2002. It currently has 96,000 original miles. Vin. #SAJPX1845WC850447 for carfax. Never hit. Never winter. Garage kept. PICTURES AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST!

HARLEY DAVIDSON 2007 SPORTSTER NIGHTSTER

3 row seats, dark blue, 4 wheel drive, navigation, 87,000 miles. Premium sound system, leather, R title. $15,400. CALL 570-878-7760

JEEP '94 WRANGLER SAHARA EDITION

2004 CHRYSLER SEBRING CONVERTIBLE, red, 70,000 miles...............................$6,988 2009 FORD FOCUS, 2 door, 5speed, silver,...................$7,988 2004 CHRYSLER PACIFICA, white beauty, 3rd row.....$8,988 2008 VOLVO S40, 4 door. Nicest Around!.................$9988 2010 JEEP COMPASS, power options......................... $10,988 2008 DODGE NITRO SXT 4x4, moon roof, elec. blue....$11,988 2013 CHEVY MALIBU, 4 door, Luxury. SAVE THOUSANDS! ONLY!!..........................$13,988 2010 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, 4 door, 40,000 miles......$14,988

CHEVY '74 C60 FLATBED In really good shape! 45,000 original miles. $2,500 570-654-2257

CASE 580

Runs strong, 4 cylinder diesel. Dependable. Rebuilt hydraulic pump. New starter & flywheel. Fresh motor, low hours. Machine in Gouldsboro. Reduced $8,600. Move your Snow ! 845-649-7931

Excellent condition. 2 door hardtop, 4.0 litre, 5 speed stick. Everything new! $5,300. Call 570-824-1796 or 570-817-7611

JEEP 2014 WRANGLER

CHEVROLET 2004 HD 2500 Extended cab pickup. 78,000 miles. Comes with a 7.5 foot Western plow. Truck is in great condition and has no mechanical problems. Tires are brand new. Truck was serviced every 3,000 miles. Asking $14,500. If interested, call 570 4992351 ask for Paul.

Hard top, leather, all options available. Original sticker price $36,000. Asking $30,000. 570-240-5808

NISSAN 2007 TITAN CREW CAB

Where Davis Street Meets Main Street. Taylor, PA 570-562-3088 www.gaughanautostore.com

KT Auto

4WD, tow package, 65,000 miles

A Division Of Kelleher Tire 430 W. Market Street Scranton, PA

Or best offer 570-417-1119

25 LOW MILE VEHICLES IN STOCK!!!!

$17,000

Anytime after 3:30pm

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YAMAHA 2003 “1600 ROAD STAR” $7,000 570-562-3539 or 570-430-6946

Model 1760-XL Perkins diesel, 4 cylinders. Less than 2,700 hours. Clam bucket, tooth bar and new quick spade. Reduced $16,000.

DOOLITTLE LANDSCAPE TRAILER Enclosed. Suitable for Daewoo Skidster. Reduced $2,500. 570-236-6298

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LEGAL DOCUMENTS MEDICAL RECORDS INTER-OFFICE MAIL BUSINESS TO BUSINESS MERCHANTS TO CUSTOMER WITHIN 100 MILE RADIUS OF THE SCRANTON/WILKES BARRE AREA

CALL TODAY FOR A FREE QUOTE: 570-344-4898

Set up in Alpine Meadows Lake Campground in Bradford County. 12' X 20' pressure treated covered deck with dinette set, BBQ grill, paddle boat. Sleeps 9. 12' power slide, central heat and air. Walk thru bathroom, queen size bed, power roof vent, sky light in bathroom, gas electric water heater, 20" LCD TV with DVD. Excellent Condition asking $13,000. If interested please call 570-287-5714.

ALLEGRO 2004 PHAETON

Caterpillar diesel engine, 38', 2 slideouts, with hitch, 34,000 miles. Great Condition. Asking $80,000. Or best offer. Call 570-226-2821

NEWMAR '98 DUTCH STAR

DAEWOO SKIDSTER LOADER

COME VISIT US!! OVER 100 VEHICLES

Orange & black. 5,000 miles. Forward controls, Vance & Hines short shots exhaust. $6,995 or best offer. Call or Text: 570-357-9285

HARRY'S U-PULL IT!

Cummins 300 h.p. diesel. All over-sized tires. Large back up camera. All awnings. 51,300 original miles. Too many options to list. Must see. Purchase price: $120,378.21. FOR QUICK SALE: $42,000 OR BEST OFFER. 570-466-0239

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For the Month of March, Guinness 14.9oz Pub Can 4-Packs are only at these CFM Locations:

$7.99

AT

Kingston 283 Pierce Street

Simpson 931 Main Street

Luzerne 101 Main Street

Dickson City 1515 Main Street

Scranton 2500 Olyphant Avenue

Olyphant 101 South Valley Avenue

Pittston 142 South Main Street

Old Forge 410 North Main Avenue

Scranton 1801 Pittston Avenue

Avoca 610 Main Street

Pittston North Main and Panama Streets

Scranton 1347 North Main Street

Nicholson 3615 Pennsylvania 374

City Market & Cafe 300 Adams Avenue

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