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THE 570’S FREE ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY • THE570.C0M • VOL. 27 NO. 10 • March 7-13, 2019

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St. Patrick’s Parade Day revelry planned throughout area

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Contents

The Rixner Trio from left, John Olces, Tim Rixner and Gary Rixner perform at AV.

Photos .....................................2, 27 Fab 5.............................................. 4 Nightlife.......................................... 5 Concerts.......................................... 6 Empty Bottles.................................. 7 Chef’s Table..................................... 8 Up Close & Personal......................10 Cover story .....................11, 13-16 Calendar.......................................18 Sounds..........................................19 Cole ..............................................20 Astrology ......................................21 Hey Beautiful................................23 Advice Goddess .............................26 Crossword Puzzle ..........................27

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NEPA NOW presents “Empowering Women” at Duffy Accessories. Featured artists were, from left, Kristina Laurito of Scranton, Autumn Granza of Throop, Sabrina Hannon of Clarks Summit, Des Sinkevich, Kyle Hetsko and NEPA NOW’s Cait Caffrey, all of Scranton.

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The Times-Tribune hosts its annual student artist reception featuring artwork from area high school students. Photos by Emma black

March’s First Friday featured an art exhibit titled “Empowering Women,” presented by NEPA NOW; a student-art exhibition featuring Times-Tribune Artists of the Month; and more.

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‘Mona Lisa and the Cross’

Catch the latest drama from local playwright l K.K. Gordon on the Diva Theater stage this weekend. “Mona Lisa and the Cross” will take place Friday, March 8, and Saturday, March 9, at 8 p.m. and Sunday, March 10, at 2 p.m. at the theater, 126 W. Market St., Scranton. Guests can enter the second-ﬂoor theater from the rear parking lot. The love story features adult material and strong language and is directed by Joe Rettura. For reservations, call 570-2097766. Visit the Facebook event page for more information.

Saving Abel and Tantric

Rockers Saving Abel and Tantric come to the Electric City for a night of music alongside several local acts. The bands will perform Thursday, March 7, at Stage West, 301 N. Main Ave., Scranton. The 21-and-older show begins at 8 p.m. Southern rock group Saving Abel is known for such hits as “Addicted,” “Stupid Girl” and “Drowning” and has toured with such groups as Buckcherry, Avenged Sevenfold and Nickelback. Tantric, meanwhile, saw its

self-titled album achieve gold status in 2001 and released its seventh studio album, “Mercury Retrograde,” in October. Also performing at Stage West that night will be Northeast Pennsylvania bands Behind the Grey, Graces Downfall and the Holtzmann Effect. Tickets cost $22 in advance and $25 the day of the show. For more information or tickets, call 570-343-7100 or visit the Facebook event page.

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Joe Bonamassa

Guitarist and blues-rock musician Joe Bonamassa will perform Monday, March 11, at F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. Doors open at 6:30 p.m., and the show starts at 8. The show comes just ﬁve months after the release of Bonamassa’s latest studio album, “Redemption.” The two-time Grammy nominee has had 20 albums reach No. 1 on Billboard’s blues chart, on the back of such songs as “Mountain Time,” “The Ballad of John Henry” and “Sloe Gin.” His backing band includes well-known musicians such as drummer Anton Fig, bassist Michael Rhodes and pianist/organist Reese Wynans plus background singers and horns. Tickets cost $89, $99, $129, $149 and $199, plus fees. For tickets, visit the box ofﬁce or kirbycenter.org or call 570-826-1100.

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Justin Willman: Magic in Real Life

Catch Justin Willman at Mohegan Sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp., this weekend. The St. Louis-born magician/comedian will perform Friday, March 8, at 8 p.m. in the Keystone Grand Ballroom. Tickets start at $25. Audiences might recognize him from the Netﬂix series “Magic for Humans with Justin Willman,” which featured his street magic and social experiments, or from his appearances on shows including “The Tonight Show” and “Ellen.” Additionally, he has worked as a television writer and performed for the Obamas at the White House and in the 2015 Comedy Central special “Sleight of Mouth.” Willman recently announced his residency, dubbed “The Magic Show,” will beat Los Angeles’ historic Roosevelt Hotel. For tickets, visit the box ofﬁce or ticketmaster.com or call 800-745-3000.

5 Brian McKnight Singer Brian McKnight brings his chart-topping music to Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts, 194 Lakeview Drive, Lakeville, on Sunday, March 10. McKnight has sold more than 30 million albums worldwide and earned 16 Grammy Award nominations during his more than 25-year career. He has had numerous songs chart on the Billboard Hot 100, including “Back at One,” which peaked at No. 2 in 1999. His most recent album, “Genesis,” bowed in 2017 and included the single “Forever,” which landed in the top 25 on Billboard’s adult R&B chart. Sunday’s show starts at 9 p.m. Tickets cost $65; admission is included for resort guests. For tickets, visit covepoconoresorts.com.

Nightlife NIGHTLIFE

Thursday, March 7

279 Bar & Grill, 279 S. River St., Wilkes-Barre: Blue Moxie Duo alter house, 926 Lackawanna Trail, Clarks Summit: John Smith Bartolai Winery, Route 92 and Coolidge Avenue, Falls: Open mic with Big Al and Billy Edwards Bobby Keen’s, 117 W. Market St., Scranton: Asialena Boulder View Tavern, 123 Lake Harmony Road, Lake Harmony: Strawberry Jam chacko’s Memory Lane Lounge, 195 N. Wilkes-Barre Blvd., Wilkes-Barre: Kartune Finnegan’s Irish rock club, 514 Ash St., Scranton: Bryan Brophy Grotto Pizza, 36 Gateway Shopping Center, Edwardsville: Bingo Night Grotto Pizza/skybox sports Bar, Wyoming Valley Mall, Wilkes-Barre Twp.: Know Limit Trivia hEaT Bar & Nightclub, 69-71 N. Main St., WilkesBarre: Karaoke Irish Wolf Pub, 503 Linden St., Scranton: Phriend$ ruth’s chris steak house at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Music for Models Trio Thirst T’s Bar & Grill, 120 Lincoln St., Olyphant: Stevie K The V-spot Bar, 906 Providence Road, Scranton: Mark Sutorka Wise crackers comedy club at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: The Lab — Comedy Showcase

FrIday, March 8

279 Bar & Grill, 279 S. River St., Wilkes-Barre: Alyssa from No Vacancy and Ronnie Williams Duo Bads, 415 Main St., Luzerne: Karaoke Bar Louie at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Dashboard Mary Bean and Vine cafe & Wine Bar at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Piano Night Benny Brewing co., 1429 Sans Souci Parkway, Wilkes-Barre: Acousticstein Boulder View Tavern, 123 Lake Harmony Road, Lake Harmony: Strawberry Jam Breakers at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: DJ Smith chacko’s Memory Lane Lounge, 195 N. Wilkes-Barre Blvd., Wilkes-Barre: Flaxy Morgan charlie B’s Pub and Eatery, 653 N. Main St., Plains Twp.: Friendly FYRE Finnegan’s Irish rock club, 514 Ash St., Scranton: DJ Famous Grotto Pizza, 36 Gateway Shopping Center, Edwardsville: Liar, Liar Duo Grotto Pizza/skybox sports Bar, Wyoming Valley Mall, Wilkes-Barre Twp.: Area 52 hEaT Bar & Nightclub, 69-71 N. Main St., WilkesBarre: Inferno Drag Show Karl hall, 57B N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre: One Step Closer, Magnitude, Worn, Anxious, Vantage Point and Final Expression M&J’s Bar N Grill, 542 Wildcat Road, Olyphant: Marilyn Kennedy Mil & Jim’s Parkway Inn, 24 W. Kirmar Ave., Alden: Bounty Hunter Returns Molly O’shea’s at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Blue Moxie Duo ruth’s chris steak house at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: The Ruth’s Chris Jazz Trio stage West, 301 N. Main Ave., Scranton: Flora Cash Thirst T’s Bar & Grill, 120 Lincoln St., Olyphant: St. Patrick’s Day Pre-Parade Kick-off Show with the Wanabees and the Maguas

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Flaxy Morgan performs Friday, March 8, at Chacko’s Memory Lane Lounge, 195 N. Wilkes-Barre Blvd., Wilkes-Barre. The V-spot Bar, 906 Providence Road, Scranton: Nu Era Waldo’s Tavern, 406 Green Ridge St., Scranton: Big King Moose Wise crackers comedy club at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Tim Dillon with Katie Hannigan and Glen Tickle

saTurday, March 9

279 Bar & Grill, 279 S. River St., Wilkes-Barre: Strawberry Jam ali Baba Liquor Lounge, 219 S. Main St., WilkesBarre: BrackTime Live ariel View Inn, 1400 Lake Ariel Highway, Lake Ariel: Marilyn Kennedy arlo’s Tavern, 10340 Route 171, Union Dale: Bret Alexander Backyard ale house, 523 Linden St., Scranton: Ale House Funk Band, Mace in Dickson Band, Light Weight, Digger Jones, Tom Graham and Brad Baesic Bar Louie at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Graces Downfall Bean and Vine cafe & Wine Bar at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Piano Night Benny Brewing co., 1429 Sans Souci Parkway, Wilkes-Barre: Strawberry Jam Duo Bobby Keen’s, 117 W. Market St., Scranton: Speaker Jam Boulder View Tavern, 123 Lake Harmony Road, Lake Harmony: Mother Nature’s Son Breakers at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: UUU chacko’s Memory Lane Lounge, 195 N. Wilkes-Barre Blvd., Wilkes-Barre: Third Degree crabby’s seafood Grill and Pipes Bar, 3159 Lower Demunds Road, Dallas: Friendly FYRE

Finnegan’s Irish rock club, 514 Ash St., Scranton: Bliss, Pink Slip, Johnny D and DJ Famous hog’s hollow saloon, 1459 Route 93, Berwick: Kartune Irish Wolf Pub, 503 Linden St., Scranton: Flip Like Wilson, Another Day Dawn, Tommy Guns Band, Jake Miller and Logan Henderson, Parade Day with the Boastfuls, Graces Downfall and Always Undecided Nanticoke Quoit club, 422 Railroad St., Nanticoke: 2 Rockaholix P.J.’s 1910 Pub at hilton scranton and conference center, 100 Adams Ave., Scranton: Marilyn Kennedy river street Jazz cafe, 665 N. River St., Plains Twp.: Box of Rain ruth’s chris steak house at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: The Ruth’s Chris Jazz Trio skytop Lodge, 1 Skytop Lodge Road, Skytop: Doug Smith Orchestra stage West, 301 N. Main Ave., Scranton: The Boastfuls Thirst T’s Bar & Grill, 120 Lincoln St., Olyphant: Blind Choice, Erich and Tyler Music Co. and Greater Scranton Black Diamonds Pipe Band The V-spot Bar, 906 Providence Road, Scranton: Light Weight Waldo’s Tavern, 406 Green Ridge St., Scranton: The Third Nut Wise crackers comedy club at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Tim Dillon with Katie Hannigan and Glen Tickle The Woodlands Inn & resort, 1073 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Dance Party

suNday, March 10

arlo’s Tavern, 10340 Route 171, Union Dale: Soul Shakers Blues Jam

First Presbyterian church of clarks summit, 300 School St., Clarks Summit: Poor Man’s Gambit hEaT Bar & Nightclub, 69-71 N. Main St., WilkesBarre: Wilkes-Barre Parade Day Drag Show, Not Yo Granny’s Bingo Irish Wolf Pub, 503 Linden St., Scranton: BrighterDays stage West, 301 N. Main Ave., Scranton: Eminence Ensemble The V-spot Bar, 906 Providence Road, Scranton: Karaoke with DJ Huff Waldo’s Tavern, 406 Green Ridge St., Scranton: Bryan Brophy

MONday, March 11

Border Bar, 170 Laurel Plaza, Pittston: Whiskey Hill Project Finnegan’s Irish rock club, 514 Ash St., Scranton: Candi Vee ruth’s chris steak house at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Erin McClelland The V-spot Bar, 906 Providence Road, Scranton: DJ APTRIK

TuEsday, March 12

ruth’s chris steak house at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Erin McClelland Waldo’s Tavern, 406 Green Ridge St., Scranton: Trivia Night

WEdNEsday, March 13

Bads, 415 Main St., Luzerne: Open mic night Pour Boys Bar, 932 Wyoming Ave., Scranton: Village Idiots ruth’s chris steak house at Mohegan sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Erin McClelland The V-spot Bar, 906 Providence Road, Scranton: Mike Dougherty

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Mickey Spain, Sunday, March 10 Joe Bonamassa, Monday, March 11 Lee Brice, Friday, March 29 Strand of Oaks, Wednesday, April 10 REO Speedwagon, Thursday, April 11 Kris Kristofferson and the Strangers, Sunday, April 14 Jon Anderson, Monday, April 15 Blue October, Friday, April 19 Arrival from Sweden, Friday, April 26 The Bizzare World of Frank Zappa, Wednesday, May 1 One Night in Memphis, Friday, May 3 Mount Airy Casino Resort, Mount Pocono Tickets: 877-682-4791

Double Vision, Saturday, March 9 Classic Stones featuring the Glimmer Twins, Saturday, March 16 Unforgettable Fire, Saturday, March 23 Mr. Speed, Saturday, March 30 Rocketman, Saturday, April 6 River Street Jazz Cafe, Plains Twp. Tickets: 570-822-2992

Box of Rain, Saturday, March 9 Professor Louie and the Crowmatrix with Woodstock Horns performing music from the Band and more, Saturday, March 16 Clarence Spady Band, Friday, March 22 Screaming Infidelities, Saturday, March 23 Hub City Stompers/Scofflaws and Rude Boy George, Friday, March 29 Jordan Ramirez and the Tribe and Root Shock, Saturday, March 30 Goose and Kluster Phunk, Thursday, April 11 Halfway to Hell, Saturday, April 13 A Proud Monkey, Friday, April 19 The Englishtown Project, Saturday, April 20 Penn’s Peak, Jim Thorpe Tickets: 570-325-0371

Jackyl, Thursday, March 7 Joe Russo’s Almost Dead, Wednesday, March 13 The Wall Live, Friday, March 15 Boat House Row, Saturday, March 16 Umphrey’s McGee, Thursday, March 21 WAR, Friday, March 22 Mike Tramp of White Lion, Saturday, March 23 Buckcherry, Thursday, March 28 Randy Houser, Friday, March 29 Jay & the Americans and the Brooklyn Bridge, Saturday, March 30 Sherman Theater, Stroudsburg Tickets: 570-420-2808

IC/DC — AC/DC tribute, Saturday, March 9 The Lizard, Friday, March 15 Dire, Saturday, March 16 YYNOT, Saturday, March 23 Pigeons Playing Ping Pong, Friday, March 29 Zoso, Saturday, March 30

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Almost, Friday, April 5 Golden Gate, Wingmen, Friday, April 12 Start Making Sense, Saturday, April 13 Blue October, Friday, April 19 SteelStacks, Bethlehem Tickets: 610-332-1300

An Eric Clapton Retrospective, Friday, March 8 The Aardvarks with Rock Steady, Saturday, March 9 We Three, Sunday, March 10 Cunningham & Associates, Thursday, March 14 Scythian, Friday, March 15 The Celtic Tenors, Saturday, March 16 Portland Cello Project, Thursday, March 21 Paul Thorn Band, Thursday, March 21 Funky Dawgz, Friday, March 22 Vanessa Collier, Saturday, March 23 Franklin Music Hall, Philadelphia Tickets: 215-627-1332

Ice Cube, Saturday, March 9 Tritonal, Friday, March 15 Gogol Bordello, Sunday, March 17 Jawbreaker, Wednesday, March 27 Hatebreed, Thursday, April 4 Dance Gavin Dance, Saturday, April 13 Parkway Drive and Killswitch Engage, Saturday, May 11 Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Friday, May 17 The Hives/Refused, Saturday, May 18 Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia Tickets: 800-298-4200

Fleetwood Mac, Friday, March 22, and Friday, April 5 Ariana Grande, Tuesday, March 26, and Monday, June 24 Kiss, Friday, March 29 Muse, Sunday, April 7 Justin Timberlake, Tuesday, April 9 Cher, Saturday, April 20 Hugh Jackman, Sunday, June 30 Jeff Lynne’s ELO, Saturday, July 13 John Mayer, Monday, July 22 Iron Maiden, Tuesday, July 30 Madison Square Garden, New York City Tickets: 212-307-7171

Robyn, Friday, March 8 An Evening with Fleetwood Mac, Monday, March 11 Weezer with Pixies, Tuesday, March 12 Kiss, Wednesday, March 27 Muse, Monday, April 8 Beacon Theater, New York City Tickets: 866-858-0008

The Monkees, Saturday, March 9 James Bay, Tuesday, March 12, and Wednesday, March 13 Guster, Saturday, March 16 Gary Clark Jr., Thursday, March 21, through Saturday, March 23 Brit Floyd, Monday, April 1 Il Divo, Saturday, April 6 Mott the Hoople, Wednesday, April 10

Empty Bottles BY DAVID FALCHEK Napa’s output grows less diverse in wake of blight

aybe a few centuries from now, Napa Valley will be planted all, or mostly, with cabernet sauvignon. European wine regions had centuries of trial and error to settle upon a few, or sometimes as few as one, grape varieties. Vines in America’s bestknown wine region have gotten less diverse. A major blight last decade gave most producers an incentive to start over or refine what they grow. While some regions focused on specialties, many planted the cash crop of cabernet. Carneros, the cooler region known for pinot noir and chardonnay, also is a cradle of sparkling wines. Beaulieu Vineyard 2015 Carneros Chardonnay shows smells of baked green apple

and pineapple. More creamy and buttery than oaky, the wine has a bit of almond and burnt butter at the end. The wine strives to be an approximation of a white Burgundy. $19. ★★★★ The northern Napa region of Calistoga is warmer, and grapes such as zinfandel and petite sirah thrive there. It’s difficult to find a zin with the Calistoga viticulture area on the label, but many Napa zins get grapes from the region. Past vintages of Grgich Zinfandel attempted to cast the grape in an elegant Bordeaux style. They were interesting and intense. But the storied Grgich Hills 2013 Napa Valley Zinfandel, made from grapes off vines in Calistoga, falls short. The wine is peppery and light-bodied with

some blackberry to preserve character, but with a bitter edge. While not bad, the wine is a disappointment at this price. $38. ★★★ Double Lariat 2016 Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon is full of ripe cassis and blackberry fruit with a silky texture, soft tannins and satisfying acidity. $44. ★★★★ If cabernet does well in Napa, it would follow that other Bordeaux varieties — such as merlot, cabernet franc and petit verdot — will as well. Merlot currently is out of favor, however. That means what’s available is better. Rutherford Ranch 2016 Napa Valley Merlot shows cherry and blueberry with a hint of cocoa and vanilla. It finishes soft with a light tartness. $20. ★★★ 1/2

Napa does well with many grapes. I recall being surprised by a good Napa Valley riesling from Trefethen. Napa sauvignon blanc often impresses, too. Maybe Napa Valley will not be better off centuries from now, instead evolving like European regions have, planted with all cabernet and an also-ran. GRADE: Exceptional ★★★★★, Above average ★★★★, Good ★★★, Below average ★★, Poor ★. DAVID FALCHEK, executive director of the American Wine Society, reviews wines each week.

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Haggerty’s Tavern marks 13 years serving West Side neighborhood BY PATRICE WILDING Staff Writer

or years, Tony Konasavage worked as a bouncer at the former T i n k ’s d ow n t ow n a n d observed how a bar should — and shouldn’t — be run. The Moscow native and graduate of University of Rhode Island, where he studied business, got his longawaited opportunity to open a place of his own in 2006. Through a series of fateful events, including a deal falling through on the property he wanted in West Scranton at the same time that an unrelated deal fell through on the sale of a nearby bar on North Main Avenue, Konasavage staked his claim with a building that became home to his business, Haggerty’s Tavern. Opened on St. Patrick’s Day 13 years ago, Haggerty’s has embraced its identity with a large Irish flag draped over a wall and a pinewood bar where guests can order a Guinness draught or a whiskey shooter. Konasavage invested in some renovations to spruce the place up — including plenty of paint, a new tile floor and installation of the new bar top — and turn it into a cozier space. “It was a landmark spot, but it was rough. It didn’t look like a great idea at the time,” he said with a laugh. “But the people that work here are great, and it’s turned out well.” His dedicated crew includes Mike McNichols, a Hyde Park Avenue native who has manned the bar since the beginning (though it was his first job bartending) and become the face of Haggerty’s. “I love the fact that I learned behind this bar. I love the people I’ve met through the bar,” McNichols said. “It’s a fun job. We’re a neighborhood, West Side bar. We’re proud of who we are

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From left: Haggerty’s Tavern owner Tony Konasavage, longtime bartender Mike McNichols and cook Brian Gannon serve up cool drinks, hot comfort food and a warm atmosphere at the West Scranton Irish pub.

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and where we’re from.” Meanwhile, cook Brian Gannon keeps the food hot and fresh and has attracted a clientele that loves his work. “He knows people’s orders when they come in,” Konasavage said. “He’s fast and intuitive. He’s a monster in the kitchen.” “He’s very good at his job,” McNichols agreed. The star of the menu is Haggerty’s award-winning wings, which come bone-in and as bites in a variety of flavors. On a recent afternoon, Gannon whipped up a

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batch of Chief DeSarno Wings, named after Scranton’s Fire Chief Pat DeSarno, who developed the recipe in the kitchen by mixing Caesar Garlic Parmesan and the house Special Sauce. “We made a name off our wings,” Konasavage said. “We go for the best quality, in terms of the size you can get. And it’s always fresh, not frozen, just like our burgers.” The chicken that goes into salads and sandwiches is all tenderloin, he added, and the Invader Wrap, a Cajun chicken cheesesteak with bacon

fair prices, and people want to come back and hang out,” Konasavage said, adding that Address: 421 N. Main ave., Scranton his trust in his reliable staff Phone: 570-344-9961 Established: March 17, 2006 has made the business sucOwner: tony Konasavage cessful through the years. Cuisine: Pub food “We have a great client Hours: Bar open daily, 4 p.m. to 2 a.m.; kitchen open base that consistently comes daily, 4 to 11 p.m. in, and great word of mouth Online: Visit the facebook page. is the best advertising, in our opinion,” McNichols agreed. and blue cheese, is a top seller. With seating for about 69, “It’s a comfortable environ“Our quesadillas are a Haggerty’s has an intimate ment, and we have a good good size and big hit. You get pub feel, which the staff is system of teamwork.” a lot for your money,” Kona- happy about. Contact the writer: savage said. “It’s feel-good “A lot of other (places) do pwilding@timesshamrock.com; food, nothing fancy. But’s it’s marketing and pay to boost 570-348-9100 x5369; all consistent.” ads, but we’re just here with @pwildingtt on twitter

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Up Close & Personal

WITH EMMA BLACK

Anthony Viola has been playing music for 18 years with his best friends, his brother Jesse, and Frank Desando, his childhood friend. With Anthony Viola on drums, his brother singing and on guitar and Desando on bass, the three have performed as a band, Family Animals, for nearly 11 years. They recently released their third album, “The End Is Mere.” Anthony Viola is a graduate of North Pocono High School and Luzerne County Community College, where he studied music recording technology. He lives in Mount Cobb. Meet Anthony Viola...

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What is your music background? Ever since I was a kid, I’ve been extremely passionate about it. When I was 13, Jesse was 10, and Frankie was 12, we started taking guitar lessons. We took lessons for about a year and made the band and loved every second of it. I was always drawn to music. Jesse and I got all my parents’ old records and were into those. My dad loves the Allman Brothers, the Beatles and Pink Floyd, so discovering that music as a kid was great.

siblings who don’t get along or have different interests, but we are extremely fortunate that we have the same dream, we’re a team, and we are on the same page.

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Describe Family Animals’ sound. We’ve been describing ourselves as a psychedelic, indie rock band. There are so many genres these days, and they’re all so niche. The whole idea behind our band is to try to be fluid with the genres we play. Even to say we are a psychedelic rock band is so broad. Our influences come from all over the place. We listen to reggae, classic rock, hiphop, Jack White and Frank Zappa. There are so many influences, and we want them all to come through without every sound sounding the same or being stale. We’re big fans of Pink Floyd, the Beatles, Butthole Surfers, Nirvana and a little bit of everything.

You recorded your first album almost 10 years ago. Your most recent album, “The End Is Mere” was released in February. How have things changed? We recorded our first album with our professor, Paul Sinclair. We started recording it in the beginning of 2009 and finished a little over a year later. We released it in 2010. We wanted to produce “The End Is How did your band, Family Mere” ourselves since we went to school for Animals form? this. On our previous albums, we recorded We’ve known each other our whole lives. Frank lives two doors down from them and produced some ourselves, but we were still honing in on our sound. We’ve also where I grew up. I don’t even remember changed our writing style. For the most part, meeting him. It was way back before I Jesse did the writing. This time, we all started taking music lessons. We always talked about forming a band. The three of us collaborated, wrote together and had a bunch of ideas. We wanted to do better with started as the Tonix; it was that horrible name you think of when you’re 13 years old. the producing. We went crazy looking up microphone techniques and bought some Then we changed our name to something I like collecting records, buying and fairly more decent, Family Animals, in 2008. old vintage microphones. We really wanted to make the production aspect better. I really selling old stuff. My brother and I have We were in a Battle of the Bands hope it shows. been fixing up old guitars. I really enjoy competition in 2008 and needed a name, so taking pictures. We’ve also been filming our we went with Family Animals, and we ended What can people expect own music videos for this album, and so up winning Battle of the Bands, so we kept to hear on the album? we’ve been getting into the video production the name. It’s kind of a concept album in a sense. aspect. That’s a big hobby, learning that. We It’s about a fantastical other universe What is it like to be able to pursue filmed something in fall that we are just your passion with your brother and world. We hired Brian Langan to do our art; getting ready to release now. We’re doing the he’s a great artist, and he really pulled it off best friend? sets, filming and editing, and we like it that so well. We wrote this song last year called It’s a dream come true. If I can make way. I also love movies and animals; we have “Gimme Jim-Jims,” and that had all these this work and make a living off of it, a lot of animals. fantastical characters, and we decided to it’s just what I want to do. They are my best write the album about that. It’s really it’s Have you had a moment or time in friends. This couldn’t be cooler. I only hang own self-contained story. your life that helped shape the out with them. We play music constantly, person you are today? we’ve learned together, and we know each Throughout high school and as a kid, Outside of music, what hobbies and other so well musically and personally, it I always had so much social anxiety. I interests do you have? only helps us click even more musically. I see

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always worried about what everyone thought of me. I guess through music, being around Jesse and Frank and just reading a lot, I’m becoming more sociable. In my 20s, I had a bad time with some tough personal things. Trying to come out of that and relearn who I am hopefully turned me into a better person who appreciates life more.

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Bagpipers march in a previous St. Patrick’s parade.

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St. Patrick’s Parade Day revelry planned throughout area

STAFF REPORT

he official start of spring is still a few d a y s a w a y, b u t N o r t h e a s t Pennsylvania will be awash in green again this weekend. The St. Patrick’s Parade Day Association of Lackawanna County presents the annual St. Patrick’s Parade in Scranton on Saturday, March 9, and businesses throughout the city and beyond will mark the occasion. Things kick off Saturday with a Parade Day Mass in St. Peter’s Cathedral, 315 Wyoming Ave., Scranton, at 10 a.m., followed by the Brian P. Kelly Memorial St. Patrick’s Parade 2-Mile Footrace at 11 a.m. The course, run entirely on the parade route, starts and ends in front of Scranton Cultural Center at The Masonic Temple, 420 N Washington Ave. Registration that day will run from 9 to 10:30 a.m. at Lackawanna College

Student Union Center, 600 Jefferson Ave. Preregistered runners can pick up their packets Friday, March 8, from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. at Scranton Running Co., 3 W. Olive St. Registration costs $12 in advance and $15 that day. The parade steps off at 11:45 a.m. at Mulberry Street and Wyoming Avenue. Marchers head toward Linden Street and then make a left onto Lackwanna Avenue, which bends onto Jefferson Avenue, before turning left onto Spruce Street. After a final right turn onto North Washington Avenue, the parade passes the reviewing booth near North Washington Avenue and Linden Street, ending at North Washington Avenue and Vine Street. This year’s dignitaries include Grand Marshal William “Buddy” Cosgrove, Honorary Grand Marshal Patrick J. Dempsey,

Parade Marshal Christopher O’Neill McGrath, Honorary Parade Marshal John J. Lynady and President Timothy W. Lynady. The parade is dedicated to the late Dave Clark and James Ormsby. Streets close by 9:30 a.m. the day of the parade, so guests should arrive early to find parking. The parade is estimated to run slightly under three and a half hours. As of press time, AccuWeather forecasts predicted ** conditions and temperatures in the **. For updates and more information, visit stpatparade.com or the Scranton St. Patrick Parade Facebook, Twitter (@StPatParade) and Instagram pages (@StPatParade).

The days before Keystone College, La Plume, kicks off the weekend with a free performance by the

Quietmen band Thursday, March 7, at 7 p.m. in the campus’ Theatre in Brooks. The band plays traditional and contemporary Celtic music. For details, call Elena O’Connor at 570-945-8160 or visit keystone.edu. Pennsylvania Anthracite Heritage Museum, 22 Bald Mountain Road, McDade Park, Scranton, hosts a Parade Day Eve Bash on Friday, March 8. From 6 to 9 p.m., guests can enjoy entertainment by bagpiper Bill Hetherson, the Emerald Isle Step Dancers and the Quietmen, along with raffles. Tickets cost $25; call the museum at 570-963-4804. Carbondale hosted the first St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Lackawanna County on March 17, 1833, and so in 2018, the Pioneer City started a new tradition to commemorate that — a nighttime Please see Emerald, Page 13

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Lighted St. Patrick’s Parade. This year, the event occurs Friday, March 8, at 7 p.m. Participants line up at 6 on Main Street between Seventh and Eighth avenues and then march along Main Street for about five blocks.

Scranton early-bird Parade Day specials

entertainment includes Ale House Funk Band, Light Weight, Mace in Dickson, Digger Jones, Tom Graham and DJs. The Bog, 341 Adams Ave., opens at 9 a.m. with a $10 cover and features live entertainment by SaturBae, Indigo Moon Brass Band and Idol Hands as well as appearances by pipe bands throughout the day. The newly remodeled Irish Wolf Pub, 503 Linden St., has music by the Boastfuls from 9 to 11 a.m.; Graces Downfall, 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.; Always Undecided, 1 to 3 p.m.; and a DJ, 3 to 6 p.m. and in between band sets. Kildare’s Irish Pub Scranton, 119 Jefferson Ave., hosts indoor and outdoor parties from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Inside, guests can catch Laura Lea + Yep Fabulous, while Giants of Science plays outside. At night, Flaxy Morgan takes over, and DJs spin throughout the day. Radisson at Lackawanna Station hotel, 700 Lackawanna Ave., hosts two parties. Admission is $25 to the indoor TIMES-SHAMROCK ARCHIVES Trax VIP Party, which runs from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. and features music by Tribes and Thomas McIntyre, 8, of Scranton, portrays a leprechaun along the Irish Cultural DJ Nino Blanco plus a view of the parade Society of East Mountain float during the 52nd annual St. Patrick’s Parade in downfrom the patio. Tickets are available by town Scranton. calling 570-558-3919. Outdoors, Shamrockfest goes from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. and costs $15, with a performance by Nowhere Slow, fresh food for purchase and a 60-foot bar. Tickets will be available at the door. W h e n W h i s k e y D i c k ’ s , 3 0 8 N. Washington Ave., opens its doors at 9 a.m., guests can enjoy a happy hour through 11 a.m., plus entertainment by DJ Elite all day. Harry’s cocktail bar, 302 Penn Ave., opens from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. with drink specials and entertainment by the Barrel Chested Beer Bellies. Levels Bar & Grill, 519 Linden St., has music starting at 10 a.m. by groups such as Another Day Dawns, Tommy Guns Band, Kristen and the Noise, and Flip Like Wilson. At 3 p.m., find a concert and meet-and-greet with Jake Miller and Logan Henderson; for tickets, visit eventbrite.com.

C e n t e r C i t y Wi n e C e l l a r, 3 0 0 Lackawanna Ave., invites parade-goers to the second floor of the Marketplace at Steamtown to warm up and grab a drink from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. Beer is half-off for guests who bring bartenders green beads. Enjoy the St. Paddy’s Day Bash at Goodfellas Bar, 1212 Mulberry St., starting at 7 a.m. Features will include green beer, live music, a free pizza buffet and drink specials. Stalter’s Cafe, 872 Providence Road, serves egg sandwiches and Irish coffees starting at 7 a.m., with “McGriddles” by Lady A at 10 a.m. and Borgia Brunch at 1 p.m. Bagpipers stop in around 4, while the Holmes Family Dance Party featuring Jamie Callen gets underway at 7. Cooper’s Seafood House, 701 N. Washington Ave., serves an all-you-can-eat breakfast starting at 8 a.m. The menu includes omelette and Belgian waffle stations along with Danishes, muffins, juice, cof fee, tea and more for $15 (including tax and tip) per adult and $10 per child 10 and younger. Walk-ins are welcome, though reservations are very strongly suggested; call 570-346-8049 or visit coopers-seafood.com. Cooper’s also will offer live music by Jack Bordo and Jim Cullen on the restaurant side; EJ the DJ will entertain in the ship at 9 a.m., followed later by the Wanabees. Wa l d o r f Pa rk S o c i a l C l u b , 13 Waldorf Lane, opens at 9 a.m. to serve breakfast for $12, which includes draft beer and mimosas. Bagpipers will make an appearance, and DJ Pat Dougher will entertain starting at 4 p.m. There is no cover for members, while guests pay $5 at the door. Rhythm Fitness LLC, 206 N. Main Ave., Parade Day outside center city hosts Top of the Yoga to You. Host Leah Haggerty’s Tavern, 421 N. Main Ave., Mohan guides the class, which costs $5, Scranton, opens at 9 a.m. in West Side. from 9 a.m. to noon. Finnegan’s Irish Rock Club, 514 Ash St., Scranton, which opens at 10 a.m., Downtown Scranton events presents live music all day, including DJ TIMES-SHAMROCK ARCHIVES Backyard Ale House, 523 Linden St., Famous from noon to 2 p.m.; Bliss, 3 to 7; opens at 9 a.m. with $5 admission, which and Pink Slip, 7 to 10. The Second Street Irish Society Pipes and Drums band from Philadelphia, marches increases to $10 after 10 a.m. Domestic beer along Lackawanna Avenue during the 50th annual St. Patrick’s Parade in downtown Please see Emerald, Page 16 specials run from 9 to 11 a.m., and the day’s Scranton.

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16. Northern Light Espresso Bar 17. Osaka Restaurant 18. City Market and Cafe 19. Eden — A Vegan Cafe 20. Panda Chinese Restaurant 21. Thai Rak Thai 22. Da Vinci Pizza 23. Blue Bee Bistro 24. Terra Preta Prime 25. Pizza by Pappas 26. Thai Thai Scranton 27. Abe’s Deli 28. POSH at the Scranton Club 29. Scranton Cultural Center 30. Cooper’s Seafood House

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McNally’s, 217 E. Market St., Scranton, opens from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. with food specials that include Irish poutine and Brett’s Famous Irish Potato Chowder. Drink specials include Jen’s Jell-O shots and the Tropical Leprechaun. Alyssa Lazar provides entertainment at night; bagpipers also will make an appearance. Morgan’Z Pub & Eatery, 315 Green Ridge St., Scranton, opens at 11 a.m. with no cover charge. A heated patio is available all day, as is a special St. Patrick’s Day-themed menu. Holy Sardine plays from 3 to 7 p.m. We s t S c r a n t o n C o m m u n i t y Development at the Club hosts a Parade Day Celebration at the Angry Irishman, 1259 Bryn Mawr St., Scranton, from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. A $10 donation at the door includes entertainment, bracelet and traditional dinners, such as ham and cabbage, Shepherd’s pie and other Irish favorites. All proceeds from the cover benefit West Scranton community development. Bud’s Bar & Grill, 402 N. Main St., Archbald, opens from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. with Miller Lite pounders for $2.50 all day and $2 shots from 8 to 10 p.m. There is no cover, and visitors can hear music by a DJ and the Greater Scranton Black Diamonds Pipe Band. The kitchen stays open from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. McGrath’s Pub & Eatery, 112 E. Main St., Dalton, opens at 11 a.m. with a happy hour that stretches to 3 p.m., after which there is a $5 cover. Corned beef reubens will be served all day. Music by Jonny D starts at 3 p.m., followed by the Edward P. Maloney Memorial Pipe Band at 7 and Mace in Dickson at 8. The Tauras Club,106 W. Market St., Scranton, serves classic ham-and-cabbage dinners for $8 from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Music by Back Flash begins at 6 p.m. Thirst-T’s Bar & Grill, 120 Lincoln St., Olyphant, celebrates with drink specials as it broadcasts the live telecast on 11 big-screen TVs. Live music begins at 3 p.m. and includes Blind Choice, Erich & Tyler Music Co. and the Greater Scranton Black Diamonds Pipe Band. Andy Gavin’s Eatery & Pub, 1392 N. Washington Ave., Scranton, opens at noon and offers live music by the Fab 3 outside, weather permitting, in the afternoon, plus entertainment by the band Drive at night. It serves traditional Irish fare throughout the day; $1 of the $6 cover charge will be donated to the Boys & Girls Clubs of Northeastern Pennsylvania. Dunn’s Tavern, 905 S. Main Ave., Scranton, opens at noon with drink specials, including featured shots and Jell-O shots, as well as a jukebox, pool, darts and shuffleboard.

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CHRISTOPHER DOLAN / STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER

Gavin Gallagher, 4, of Crofton, Md., wears his Irish step dancers perform on North Washington Avenue during the Scranton Irish colors in the Scranton St. Patrick’s Parade last year. St. Patrick’s Parade last year. CHRISTOPHER DOLAN / STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER

S t a g e We s t , 2 0 1 N. M a i n Ave. , Scranton, opens at noon with a $7 cover a n d p re s e n t s l ive m u s i c f ro m t h e Boastfuls from 3 to 7 p.m., followed by DJ Von Wheeler from 7 to 10. Honeychilds’, 109 E. Drinker St., Dunmore, opens at 2 p.m. and hosts live music by Ron Morgan and Co. from 4 to 7 p.m.; Qualia at 8; and Mathew James and Co. in its second-level bar from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. Kenny’s Pub, 153 Spruce St. Archbald, hosts a Parade Day Party featuring hot ham and cabbage dinners starting at 4 p.m. Guests can enjoy live, traditional Irish music all night from acts including Dr. Clair Kenny, Kerry Kenny, Mickey Spain a n d L e o S c h o t t o n b a g p i p e s. Fo r reservations, call 570-904-1095. Catch live music by Jason Weiss at 3 Jacks Burger Bar, 233 E. Drinker St., Dunmore, from 5 to 7 p.m. Lost Dogs, the Pearl Jam tribute band, plays at Villa Maria II, 1610 Washburn St., Scranton, starting at 6 p.m. The cover charge is $5. Fraternal Order of Eagles 314, 493 Meridian Ave., Scranton, will be the site for the day-ending St. Patty’s Parade AfterParty from 7:30 to 11:30 p.m. Specials include ham and cabba g e dinners ( ava i l abl e f ro m 3 t o 7 p. m . ) , h a m sandwiches with chips, and specialty drinks. Entertainment with TruBluXM Productions, featuring music and karaoke, runs from 7 to 11 p.m. There is no cover. Waldo’s Tavern, 406 Green Ridge St., Scranton, opens at 7 a.m. and features $1.50 Coors Light pints and no cover charge throughout Parade Day. Music by the Third Nut starts at 10 p.m.

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Gerrity’s joins the fun at a past St. Patrick’s Parade in downtown Scranton.

Family-friendly

The 10th annual St. Patty’s Day Stache Bash returns to POSH at the Scranton Club, 404 N. Washington Ave., from 9:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. to raise money for Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. It features a gourmet breakfast buffet and open draft bar, DJ, dancing, Irish bagpipes, games and mustache awards plus a view of the parade. Tickets, available through eventbrite.com, cost $37 for the breakfast and bar option, $23 for the non-alcoholic breakfast and $15 for kids 12 and younger. Children 5 and under enter for free. Scranton Cultural Center at the Masonic Temple, 420 N. Washington Ave., invites the public into its Grand Ballroom for

all-ages fun from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., featuring music by Old Friends Celtic Band as well as special guests from along the parade route. Admission is free, with food and drinks available for purchase. Lackawanna County Children’s Library, 520 Vine St., welcomes families from noon to 4 p.m. to make a St. Patrick’s Parade Drop-by Craft, with no registration required.

The day after Try a little hair of the dog during a Hangover Brunch from noon to 5 p.m. at Ale’s Mary’s at the Bittenbender, 126 Franklin Ave., Scranton.

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The Quietmen, Thursday, March 7, 7 p.m. The Theater in Brooks at Keystone College, 1 College Green, La Plume. Free. 570-945-8000 or keystone.edu. Sons of the American Legion Lenten Fish Fry, Fridays, March 8 and April 19, 5 to 7 p.m. Eat in or take out. Menu includes fried ﬂounder, shrimp and baked haddock dinners. Proceeds beneﬁts Hunts for Healing and other veterans charities. American Legion Post 86, 238 Main St., Susquehanna Depot. 570-853-3542. Lighted St. Patrick’s Day Parade, Friday, March 8, 7 p.m. Parade takes place along Main Street, Carbondale. Parade Day 2019, Saturday, March 9. Shamrockfest outdoor party from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. has performances by Nowhere Slow. Trax VIP Party has performances by Tribes and DJ Nino Blanco. Radisson at Lackawanna Station hotel, 700 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. $15 Shamrockfest/$25 Trax VIP Party. 570-558-3919 or radisson.com/scrantonpa. The Final Parade Day at the Irish Wolf Pub, Saturday, March 9. Performances by the Boastfuls, Graces Downfall and Always Undecided and DJ sets. Irish Wolf Pub, 503 Linden St., Scranton. 570-961-0467. Cooper’s Parade Day All-You-Can-Eat Breakfast Buffet, Saturday, March 9, 8 to 11 a.m. Performances by Jack Bordo and Jim Cullen, EJ the DJ and the Wanabees. Reservations encouraged. Cooper’s Seafood House, 701 N. Washington Ave., Scranton. $15 individual/$10 children 10 and younger. 570-346-6883 or coopers-seafood.com. Parade Day at Thirst T’s, Saturday, March 9, 9 to 3 a.m. Performances by Blind Choice, Erich & Tyler Music Co. and Greater Scranton Black Diamonds Pipe Band. There also will be drink specials and more. Thirst T’s Bar & Grill, 120 Lincoln St., Olyphant. 570-489-9901. St. Paddy’s Parade at Backyard Ale House, Saturday, March 9, 9 a.m. Performances by Ale House Funk Band, Mace in Dickson, Light Weight, Digger Jones, Tom Graham and Brad Baesic. Backyard Ale House, 523 Linden St., Scranton. $5 from 9 to 10 a.m./$10 cover after 10 a.m. 570-955-0192 or backyardalehouse.com. Top of the Yoga To You, Saturday, March 9, 9 a.m. to noon. Start St. Paddy’s Parade Day off with a followed by some pre-gaming. There is a short walk to downtown or take a free bus that runs all day, picking up in West Scranton. BYOB. Rhythm Fitness LLC, 206 N. Main Ave., Scranton. $5. Ham and Cabbage Dinner, Saturday, March 9, 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Performance by Back Flash. Ham and cabbage available starting at 11 a.m. Tauras Club, 106 W. Market St., Scranton. $8. St. Patrick’s Parade Day Party, Saturday, March 9, 11 a.m. Features music by Old Friends Celtic Band. Food and drinks available for purchase. Scranton Cultural Center at The Masonic Temple, 420 N. Washington Ave. Free admission. 570-344-1111. Scranton St. Patrick Parade, Saturday, March 9, 11:45 a.m. to 4 p.m. Downtown Scranton. stpatparade.com. St. Patrick’s Parade Drop-By Craft, Saturday, March 9, noon to 4 p.m. Make a craft. Lackawanna County Children’s Library, 520 Vine St., Scranton. 570-348-3015 or lclshome.org/childrenslibrary. Kenny’s Pub Parade Day Party, Saturday, March 9, 4 p.m. Menu includes hot ham and cabbage dinners. Music by Dr. Clair Kenny, Kerry Kenny, Mickey Spain and Leo Schott on bagpipes. Call for reservations. Kenny’s Pub, 153 Spruce St., Archbald. 570-904-1095. Annual St. Paddy’s Day Parade After Party, Saturday, March 9, 7:30 to 11:30 p.m. Fraternal Order of Eagles, 493 Meridian Ave., Scranton. 570-961-5495. The Tartan Terrors Celtic Show, Saturday, March 9, 8 p.m. Mauch Chunk Opera House, 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe. $30. 570-325-0249 or mcohjt.com.

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St. Paddy’s Day Stache Bash 2019, Saturday, March 9, 9:30 p.m. Features breakfast buffet and open draft bar as well as DJ, dancing and Irish bag. Proceeds benefit Lymphoma and Leukemia Society. POSH at the Scranton Club, 404 N. Washington Ave. $37 breakfast and bar/$23 nonalcoholic breakfast/$15 children 12 and younger/free for ages 5 and younger. 570-344-8671. Wilkes-Barre St. Patrick’s Day Parade, Sunday, March 10, 2 p.m. Participants line up for the parade at 1 p.m. in their designated areas. Downtown Wilkes-Barre. St. Mary’s Dinner: Irish Cuisine, Thursday, March 14, 6 p.m. Reserve by Monday, March 11. St. Mary’s Center, 320 Mifflin Ave., Scranton. $20. 570-343-5151 or events@stmcscranton.com. St. Patrick’s Day Weekend, Friday, March 15. Live entertainment and drink specials. Cove Haven Resort, 194 Lakeview Drive, Lakeville; Paradise Stream Resort, 6213 Carlton Road, Mount Pocono; and Pocono Manor Resort & Spa, 1 Manor Drive, Pocono Manor. 877-800-5380 or covepoconoresorts.com. St. Patrick’s Day Weekend at Molly O’Shea’s, Friday, March 15, through Sunday, March 17. Features entertainment and drink and food specials. Molly O’Shea’s at Mohegan Sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp. 570-831-2100. Kilmaine Saints, Friday, March 15, 8 p.m. Mauch Chunk Opera House, 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe. $18. 570-325-0249 or mcohjt.com. Paint the Town Green, Saturday, March 16. The Luongo Brothers Band and Mystic Rulers perform. Call for reservations. The Club at the Highlands, 2700 Highland Blvd., Archbald. $35 meal and show/$15 show only. 570-499-4904. Society of Irish Women Dinner, Saturday, March 16. Cocktail hour, 5:30 p.m.; dinner, 7. Speaker is author Barbara Taylor. For reservations, contact Mamie Eckenrode, 570-498-8263. Radisson at Lackawanna Station hotel, 700 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. $75. Leprechaun Lore, Saturday, March 16, 11 a.m. Dietrich Theater, 60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock. 570-9961500 or dietrichtheater.com. Main Street Farmer’s Markets, Saturdays, March 16 and 30, 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. The Cooperage, 1030 Main St., Honesdale. 570-253-2020 or thecooperageproject.org. St. Patrick’s Day Party with Kluster Phunk and Static in the Attic, Saturday, March 16, 6 p.m. The Cooperage, 1030 Main St., Honesdale. Suggested donation: $7. Annual PIAC St. Patrick’s Day Parade, Sunday, March 24, 1:30 p.m. Parade goes from Stroudsburg High School and concludes at Dansbury Depot. Downtown Stroudsburg. Spring Craft Fair, Saturday, March 30, 10 a.m. Features more than 60 vendors, apparel and handbags. Proceeds directly benefit the students of Wilkes-Barre Area Career & Technical Center. Wilkes-Barre Area Career & Technical Center, 350 Jumper Road, Wilkes-Barre. Free. 570-822-4131. Catholic Choral Society Lenten Concert, Sunday, March 31, 3 p.m. Harford Congregational Church, 5016 Creek Road, Harford. Donations accepted. 570-575-1040 or catholicchoralsociety.org.

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PNC Chamber III: Showcasing the Cello, Thursday, March 7, 7 p.m. Presented by Northeastern Pennsylvania Philharmonic. Features cellist Jeremy Lamb. Refreshments at 6:30 p.m. Sordoni Theater at WVIA, 100 WVIA Way, Pittston. nepaphil.org. Saving Abel with Tantric, Thursday, March 7, 8 p.m. Stage West, 301 N. Main Ave., Scranton. $22 advance/$25 at door. 570-343-7100 or stagewest570.com. Adam Ezra Group, Friday, March 8, 8 p.m. Mauch Chunk Opera House, 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe. $20/$25 VIP and day of show. 570-325-0249 or mcohjt.com.

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Adam Ezra Group will perform Friday, March 8, at 9 p.m. at Mauch Chunk Opera House, 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe. Tickets cost $20 in advance and $25 the day of the show. Tickets are available by calling 570-325-0249 or mcohjt.com. Making a Difference Ministries Concert, Saturday, March 9, 6:30 to 8 p.m. Benjamin Horrevoets will perform. Dorranceton United Methodist Church, 549 Wyoming Ave., Kingston. 570-288-1477 or dorrancetonumc.org. Second Saturday: Josh Sudigala & David Cavage, Saturday, March 9, 7:30 p.m. The Cooperage, 1030 Main St., Honesdale. Free. 570-253-2020 or thecooperageproject.org. Double Vision: The Ultimate Foreigner Experience, Saturday, March 9, 8 p.m. Ages 21 and older. Gypsies Lounge & Night Club at Mount Airy Casino, 312 Woodland Road, Mount Pocono. $20. 877-682-4791 or mountairycasino.com. IC/DC: The Authentic AC/DC Tribute with Sickness 8888, Saturday, March 9, 8 to 11 p.m. Sherman Theater, 524 Main St., Stroudsburg. $17 advance/$20 day of show. 570-420-2808 or shermantheater.com. The Mavericks, Saturday, March 9, 8 p.m. Penn’s Peak, 325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe. The Northeastern Pennsylvania Chamber Music Society: Violin Visionaries, Saturday, March 9, 8 p.m. Award-winning Israeli violinist and recording artist Boris Abramov performs. St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church, 35 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre. 570-763-9323 or nepacms.org. 72nd annual Pennsylvania Intercollegiate Band Concert, Sunday, March 10, 2 p.m. Dorothy Dickson Darte Center for the Performing Arts at Wilkes University, 84 W. South St., Wilkes-Barre. Free. 570-408-4540 or wilkes.edu. Mickey Spain, Sunday, March 10, 2:30 p.m. Artist performs as part of the Chandelier Lobby Series. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. Free. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. Poor Wayfarin’ Stranger, Sunday, March 10, 3 p.m. Presented by the Lyric Consort. St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, 232 Wyoming Ave., Scranton. $10 adults. 570343-6707 or lyricconsort.com. Brian McKnight, Sunday, March 10, 8 p.m. Cove Haven Resort, 194 Lakeview Drive, Lakeville. $65. 877800-5380 or covepoconoresorts.com. Art Garfunkel, Wednesday, March 13, 7:30 p.m. Community Arts Center, 220 W. Fourth St., Williamsport. $67 and up. 570-326-7661. Second Steamtown String Fling, Friday, March 15, 7 p.m. Scranton Cultural Center at The Masonic Temple, 420 N. Washington Ave. $25. 570-344-1111. The Lizards, Friday, March 15, 9 p.m. Sherman

Theater, 524 Main St., Stroudsburg. $10 advance/$15 day of show. 570-420-2808 or shermantheater.com. Boat House Row: Yacht Rock Experience, Saturday, March 16, 8 p.m. Penn’s Peak, 325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe. $18 advance/$23 day of show. 866-605-7325 or pennspeak.com. Classic Stones featuring the Glimmer Twins, Saturday, March 16, 8 p.m. Gypsies Lounge & Night Club at Mount Airy Casino, 312 Woodland Road, Mount Pocono. $20. 877-682-4791 or mountairycasino.com. Into the Mystic: The Music of Van Morrison, Saturday, March 16, 8 p.m. Mauch Chunk Opera House, 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe. $24. 570-325-0249 or mcohjt.com. Pete Palladino and Friends, Sunday, March 17, 7 p.m. Mauch Chunk Opera House, 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe. $15 general/$20 day of show/$25 VIP. 570-3250249 or mcohjt.com. David Archuleta, Thursday, March 21. Stage West, 301 N. Main Ave., Scranton. 570-343-7100 or stagewest570.com. Open Mic Night with Ben Keiser, Friday, March 22, 7 p.m. Dietrich Theater, 60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock. 570996-1500 or dietrichtheater.com. Reckless Kelly, Friday, March 22, 8 p.m. Mauch Chunk Opera House, 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe. $27. 570-325-0249 or mcohjt.com. In Concert, Saturday, March 23, 7:30 p.m. Features Kyle Athayde Dance Party. Houlihan-McLean Center at University of Scranton, 800 Linden St. Free. 570-9417624 or music@scranton.edu. Unforgettable Fire: A Tribute to U2, Saturday, March 23, 8 p.m. Gypsies Lounge & Night Club at Mount Airy Casino, 312 Woodland Road, Mount Pocono. $20. 877682-4791 or mountairycasino.com. Senior High School Choral Competition, Sunday, March 24, 2 p.m. Presented by Keystone Chapter UNICO. Peoples Security Bank Theater at Lackawanna College, 501 Vine St., Scranton. $10 adults/$5 students. 570-344-2388. Catholic Choral Society Lenten Concert, Sunday, March 24, 3 p.m. St. Patrick’s Church, 1403 Jackson St., Scranton. Donations accepted. 570-575-1040 or catholicchoralsociety.org. Barefoot Movement, Sunday, March 24, 7 p.m. Mauch Please see Calendar, Page 19

SOUNDS / CALENDAR

Sounds BY MIKE EVANS

Drop Mumford & Sons in favor of Phosphorescent, Jeff Tweedy Mumford & Sons — ‘Delta’

THE GOOD: Meh… THE BAD: Keep going… THE NITTY GRITTY: British folk rock group Mumford & Sons further ditches the “folk” on its fourth album, which means a once sort-of forgettable group that at least SOUNDED unique — because of copious amounts of acoustic guitars, mandolins and banjos — now comes off as even LESS distinct and MORE forgettable. My only reaction to “Delta” is an overwhelming sense of indifference. That, and the fact that 62 minutes is FAR TOO MUCH Mumford & Sons for one sitting. Seriously. Listen to “Delta” and you’d swear these guys want to be Coldplay. Tracks such as the cool and calculated lead single “Guiding Light” and syrupy sweet sing-along “Forever” try to be so pleasant and predictable, they immediately get sucked into the background, never demanding your attention again. So I guess if you actually dig the banality of adult contemporary radio (not too hard, not to soft — the perfect mix for your office), “Delta” is the record for you. BUY IT?: Probably not.

Phosphorescent — ‘C’est La Vie’ THE GOOD: Singer-songwriter Matthew Houck (stage name Phosphorescent) moves from Brooklyn to Nashville and releases his seventh studio effort (and first in half a decade). THE BAD: Nope. THE NITTY GRITTY: There’s a sense of “calm” permeating most of “C’est La Vie.” The lead single “New Birth in New England” is breezy and bouncy enough to qualify as a catchy Dawes track or left-of-center Jimmy Buffet tribute tune. And while nothing else on the record sounds quite THAT joyous, the album still can’t shake its feel-good vibe (not a bad thing). Houck has done the folk-rock, semi-anonymous, singer-songwriter thing since the turn of the century. “C’est La Vie” doesn’t completely shake up that formula, but the move down south with all those pedal steel guitars definitely adds different colors to this musical palette. And those seeking something more heady will appreciate extended bits such as “Around the Horn,” a song resembling Tame Impala’s more accessible space-rock, or the swirling, hypnotic, instrumental “Black Waves/Silver Moon.” BUY IT?: Yes.

Jeff Tweedy — ‘Warm’ THE GOOD: Singer-songwriter and indie legend Jeff Tweedy releases his second solo album. THE BAD: Nope. THE NITTY GRITTY: The ex-member of Uncle Tupelo and current Wilco frontman gave us his first solo record, “Together at Last,” in 2017. It was an album that saw the man reacquainted with past Wilco tunes in an acoustic setting. “Warm” is different. This record’s material is all new; the work serves as a companion piece to Tweedy’s recently published memoir, “Let’s Go (So We Can Get Back).” So “Warm” is a deeply personal album, exploring many of the same topics the book does (music, fatherhood, rehab, etc.). And even though this is not a strictly acoustic collection, there’s an intimacy and closeness that runs much deeper here than on any Wilco set. Tweedy also makes the songs spontaneous. Tracks such as “Don’t Forget” and “Let’s Go Rain” are very “in the moment,” with loose jams fast or slow, delicate or forceful. You’re getting to know a guy you thought you knew for decades. BUY IT?: Yes. Contact the writer: mevans@shamrocknepa.com

FROM PAGE 18 Chunk Opera House, 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe. $15 general/$25 VIP. 570-325-0249 or mcohjt.com. TobyMac Hits Deep Tour, Tuesday, March 26, 7 p.m. Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza, 255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp. 570-970-7600 or mohegansunarenapa.com. Kick & Banjo, Thursday, March 28, 8 p.m. Mauch Chunk Opera House, 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe. $15. 570-325-0249 or mcohjt.com. Gary Hoey, Friday, March 29, 8 p.m. Mauch Chunk Opera House, 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe. $25 individual/$35 VIP. 570-325-0249 or mcohjt.com. Lee Brice, Friday, March 29, 8 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $39.50-$75, plus fees. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. Pigeons Playing Ping Pong, Friday, March 29, 8 p.m. Sherman Theater, 524 Main St., Stroudsburg. $20 advance/$25 day of show. 570-420-2808 or shermantheater.com. Cody Jinks, Saturday, March 30, 8 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, WilkesBarre. $35, plus fees. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. Experience Janis: The Janis Joplin tribute, Saturday, March 30, 8 p.m. Mauch Chunk Opera House, 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe. $27. 570-325-0249 or mcohjt.com. Mr. Speed, Saturday, March 30, 8 p.m. Kiss tribute performs. Gypsies Lounge & Night Club at Mount Airy Casino, 312 Woodland Road, Mount Pocono. $20. 877682-4791 or mountairycasino.com. Shawn Klush Dinner Show, Saturday, March 30, 8 to 11 p.m. Presented by JZ Tours. Radisson at Lackawanna Station hotel, 700 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. Prices vary. 570-344-2212 or jztours.com. Zoso: The Ultimate Led Zeppelin Experience, Saturday, March 30, 8 p.m. Sherman Theater, 524 Main St., Stroudsburg. $17 advance/$20 day of show/$25 general seating. 570-420-2808 or shermantheater.com. Annelies, Sunday, March 31, 4 p.m. Presented by the Choral Society. Peoples Security Bank Theater at Lackawanna College, 501 Vine St., Scranton. $15 adults/ free for ages 18 and younger. choralsociety.net. Bobby Valli, Saturday, April 6, 7 to 10 p.m. Wildcat Saloon, 247 Wildcat Road, Olyphant. $15 advance/$20 at the door. In Concert, Saturday, April 6, 7:30 p.m. Features University of Scranton Jazz Band with the Alumni Blues Doctors: Drs. Adonizio, Costello, Newman and Stopper. Houlihan-McLean Center at University of Scranton, 800 Linden St. Free. scranton.edu/music or music@ scranton.edu. Rocketman: A Tribute to Elton John, Saturday, April 6, 8 p.m. Gypsies Lounge & Night Club at Mount Airy Casino, 312 Woodland Road, Mount Pocono. $25-$45. 877-682-4791 or mountairycasino.com. Strand of Oaks, Wednesday, April 10, 7:30 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $15 advance/$20 day of show. 570-8261100 or kirbycenter.org. REO Speedwagon, Thursday, April 11, 8 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $49.50-$99.50, plus fees. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. Alabama, Friday, April 12, 7 p.m. Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza, 255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp. 570-970-7600 or mohegansunarenapa.com. Unforgettable Fire and 42, Saturday, April 13, 8 p.m. Penn’s Peak, 325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe. $20 advance/$25 day of show. Kris Kristofferson & the Strangers, Sunday, April 14, 7 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $29-$69, plus fees. 570826-1100 or kirbycenter.org.

In Concert, Sunday, April 14, 7:30 p.m. Features Mannes School of Music Brass Orchestra and University of Scranton Singers. U of S, 800 Linden St. Free. 570941-7624 or music@scranton.edu. An American Choral Mosaic: Art, Folk, Jazz and Broadway Music, Wednesday, April 17, 7:30 p.m. Features songs from “The Greatest Showman” and “The Wizard of Oz” along with the jazz favorite “Route 66.” Lemmond Theater at Misericordia University, 301 Lake St., Dallas. $5 general/$3 MU alumni and employees/free MU students and veterans. 570-674-1225. Rock 107 39th Birthday Bash, Thursday, April 18. Performances by Fabulous Thunderbus, M-80, Flaxy Morgan and Rockstar Revolution. The Woodlands Inn & Resort, 1073 Route 315, Plains Twp. rock107.com/rock107-39th-birthday-bash/. Blue October: The King Tour, Friday, April 19. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $29.50 advance/$32 day of show. 570-8261100 or kirbycenter.org. Masterworks: Inspired by Nature, Friday, April 19, 8 p.m. Northeastern Pennsylvania Philharmonic presents Beethoven’s Symphony No. 6 “Pastorale” and Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons” with Yevgeny Kutik on violin. Peoples Security Bank Theater at Lackawanna College, 501 Vine St., Scranton. 570-955-1490 or lackawanna.edu. Back Mountain Jazz Series: Music Through Time, Friday, April 26, 6 p.m. Features concert by awardwinning trumpet and ﬂugelhorn artist and educator John Maurer, Soyka Artist-in-Residence for 2018-19 at Misericordia University, and pianist Nate Petley. Lemmond Theater at Misericordia University, 301 Lake St., Dallas. rweber@misericoria.edu. Arrival from Sweden, Friday, April 26, 7 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $25-$35, plus fees. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. Open Mic Night with Breaking Ground Poets, Friday, April 26, 7 p.m. Dietrich Theater, 60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock. Free. 570-996-1500 or dietrichtheater.com. It Was a Very Good Year, Friday, April 26, 8 p.m. Tony Sands performs a multimedia tribute to Frank Sinatra. The Theater at North, 1539 N. Main Ave., Scranton. $25-$35. 570-800-5020 or thetheateratnorth.org. Rat Pack Together Again, Friday, April 26, 8 p.m. The Theater at North, 1539 N. Main Ave., Scranton. $25-$35. 570-800-5020 or thetheateratnorth.org. In Concert, Saturday, April 27, 7:30 p.m. Features University of Scranton String Orchestra with guest soloist Kako Miura. Houlihan-McLean Center at U of S, 800 Linden St. Free. 570-941-7624, scranton.edu/music or music@scranton.edu. The Bizzare World of Frank Zappa, Wednesday, May 1, 8 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. One Night in Memphis, Friday, May 3, 7:30 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $25-$39.50, plus fees. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. The Mahoney Brothers Juke Box Heroes tribute show, Saturday, May 4. Call for details. St. Mary’s Center, 320 Mifﬂin Ave., Scranton. 570-499-4904. Rocktopia, Wednesday, May 8, 7:30 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, WilkesBarre. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. PNC Chamber IV: Exponential Ensemble: A World Wind, Thursday, May 9, 7 p.m. Refreshments at 6:30 p.m. St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church, 35 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre. nepaphil.org. 11th annual Gene Yevich Memorial Concert, Friday, Please see Calendar, Page 20

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FROM PAGE 19 May 10, 7:30 p.m. Featuring David Ostwalds Louis Armstrong Eternity Band and renowned Armstrong historian Ricky Riccardi. University of Scranton, 800 Linden St. Free. 570-941-7624 or music@scranton.edu. Citizen Cope, Saturday, May 18, 8 p.m. Sherman Theater, 524 Main St., Stroudsburg. $35 advance/$38 day of show. 570-420-2808 or shermantheater.com. The Northeastern Pennsylvania Chamber Music Society: Duo Cello e Basso, Saturday, May 18, 8 p.m. Pascale Delache-Feldman and Emmanuel Feldman perform. St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church, 35 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre. 570-763-9323 or nepacms.org. Muddfest 2019, Friday, May 24, 8 p.m. Puddle of Mudd, Saliva, Trapt, Saving Abel and Tantric perform. Sherman Theater, 524 Main St., Stroudsburg. $29.50 advance/$33 day of show/$35 reserved balcony. 570-4202808 or shermantheater.com.

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Company, Friday, March 8, and Saturday, March 9, 8 p.m.; Sunday, March 10, 3 p.m.; Friday, March 15, and Saturday, March 16, 8 p.m.; Sunday, March 17, 3 p.m.; Friday, March 22, and Saturday, March 23, 8 p.m.; Sunday, March 24, 3 p.m. Presented by Music Box Dinner Playhouse. Music Box Dinner Playhouse, 196 Hughes St., Swoyersville. $38 dinner and show/$20 show only. 570-283-2195 or musicbox.org. After School Players Performance, Saturday, March 9, 11 a.m. Dietrich Theater, 60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock. $5. 570-996-1500 or dietrichtheater.com. The Jungle Book Kids, Friday, March 15, 7 p.m.; Saturday, March 16, 2 and 7 p.m.; Sunday, March 17, 2 p.m. Presented by KISS Theatre Company. KISS Theatre Company, 400 East End Centre, Wilkes-Barre. Prices vary. 484-653-9553 or kisstheatre.org. The Clean House, Thursday, March 21, through Saturday, March 23, 8 p.m.; Sunday, March 24, 2 p.m.; Thursday, March 28, through Saturday, March 30, 8 p.m.; Sunday, March 31, 2 p.m. Providence Playhouse, 1256 Providence Road, Scranton. March 21 show: $8 general and seniors/$6 students; remaining performances: $12 general/$10 seniors/$8 students. 570-342-9707 or actorscircle.org. Mamma Mia!, Friday, March 22, and Saturday, March 23, 8 p.m.; Sunday, March 24, 3 p.m.; Friday, March 29, and Saturday, March 30, 8 p.m.; Sunday, March 31, 3 p.m. The Little Theatre of Wilkes-Barre, 537 N. Main St. 570-823-1875 or ltwb.org. Prince Charming, Sunday, March 24, 3 p.m. Presented by Pennsylvania Ballet II. Kirby Center for Creative Arts at Wyoming Seminary, 260 N. Sprague Ave., Kingston. $10 adults/free for students. 570-270-2192 or wyomingseminary.org. Rodgers and Hammerstien’s The King and I, Friday, March 29, through Sunday, March 31. Presented by Broadway Theatre League of Northeastern Pennsylvania. Scranton Cultural Center at The Masonic Temple, 420 N. Washington Ave. Prices vary. 570-344-1111 or scrantonculturalcenter.org. Jesus Christ Superstar, Thursday, April 11, through Saturday, April 13, 8 p.m.; Sunday, April 14, 2 p.m. Presented by Misericordia University Players. Lemmond Theater at Misericordia University, 301 Lake St., Dallas. $8 general/$5 students, alumni and seniors. 570-674-6719 or misericordia.edu/superstar. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Thursday, April 11, and Friday, April 12, 8 p.m.; Saturday, April 13, 2 and 8 p.m. Presented by Liva Arts Company. PNC Auditorium, Loyola Science Center at University of Scranton, 204 Monroe Ave. $5. 570-941-7401, scranton. edu or info@scranton.edu.

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CaPAA’s Musical Theatre Dance Showcase, Wednesday, April 24, 7 p.m. CaPAA Theater at the Ritz, 222 Wyoming Ave., Scranton. ShowTix4U.com. Tuck Everlasting, Wednesday, May 1, through Sunday, May 5. CaPAA Theater at the Ritz, 222 Wyoming Ave., Scranton. ShowTix4U.com. Peter and the Starcatcher, Friday, May 3, and Saturday, May 4, 8 p.m.; Sunday, May 5, 3 p.m.; Friday, May 10, and Saturday, May 11, 8 p.m.; Sunday, May 12, 3 p.m. The Little Theatre of Wilkes-Barre, 537 N. Main St. 570-823-1875 or ltwb.org. Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood Live: King for a Day, Saturday, May 4, 2 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. 570826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. 101 Dalmatians, Kids & Alice in Wonderland Jr., Friday, May 17, through Sunday, May 19. CaPAA Theater at the Ritz, 222 Wyoming Ave., Scranton. ShowTix4U.com. The Illusionists, Friday, May 17, 8 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, WilkesBarre. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. Finding Neverland, Friday, May 31. Presented by Broadway Theatre League. Scranton Cultural Center at The Masonic Temple, 420 N. Washington Ave. Prices vary. 570-344-1111 or sccmt.org. Continuing

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Friday, March 8, and Saturday, March 9, 7 p.m.; Sunday, March 10, 2 p.m. Phoenix Performing Arts Centre, 409 Main St., Duryea. $10 general/$5 children 5 and younger. 570-457-3589 or phoenixpac.vpweb.com.

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Migration, through Friday, March 8. Marywood University, 2300 Adams Ave., Scranton. 570-348-6211 or marywood.edu. Opening Sluff: Visual Essays on Gilberton, Pennsylvania, Mamma Mia, Friday, March 15, through Sunday, through Saturday, March 9. Works by Alex Roth. Mahady March 17. Valley View High School, 1 Columbus Drive, Gallery at Marywood University, 2300 Adams Ave., Archbald. 570-876-4110 or valleyviewsd.org. Scranton. 570-348-6278 or marywood.edu/galleries. Beehive: The ’60s Musical, Thursday, March 28, Best of Class, through Monday, March 11. Friedman Art through Saturday, March 30, 7 p.m.; Sunday, March 31, 2 Gallery at Penn State Wilkes-Barre, Old Route 115, Lehman. p.m.; Wednesday, April 3, and Thursday, April 4, 7 p.m.; A Visual Playlist, through Friday, March 22. Features Saturday, April 6, 7 p.m. Presented by Dunmore High oil paintings by Honesdale resident Melissa Short. School Crimson Company. Dunmore High School, 300 Opening reception: Friday, March 8, 6 to 8 p.m. Widmann W. Warren St. $10 adults/$8 students and seniors/$5 Gallery at King’s College, 133 N. River St., Wilkes-Barre. children 5 and younger. 570-241-7488. 570-208-5875 or kings.edu. Mary Poppins, Friday, April 5, and Saturday, April 6, 7 p.m. Emerging Dimensions: Works by Li Hongbo and Cai Mid Valley Secondary Center, 52 Underwood Road, Throop. Dongdong, through Sunday, March 24. Pauly Friedman Art Gallery at Misericordia University, 301 Lake St., Dallas. 570-674-6250 or misericordia.edu. Pipeline to the Arts, through Friday, March 29. Works Opening by members of Wyoming Valley Art League. Linde Corp., Abscapes Exhibit, Sunday, March 10, 2 to 4 p.m. 118 Armstrong Road, Pittston. Presented by the Dietrich Theater and Kitson Art Alliance. Stories from the Scraps, through Sunday, March Dietrich Theater, 60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock. 570-99631. DJ Harvey Agency, 815 Main St., Honesdale. 1500 or dietrichtheater.com. waynecountyartsalliance.org. Altered States: Important Prints from the Maslow Along the Way, through Tuesday, April 2. Circle Center Collection, Sunday, March 24, through Friday, April 12. for the Arts (WVAL), 130 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre. Public lecture: Friday, April 5, 5 to 6 p.m., Brennan Hall, wyomingvalleyartleague.org. room 228; public reception: April 5, 6 to 8 p.m., gallery. Out of the Wood, through Tuesday, April 2. Works by Hope Horn Gallery at University of Scranton, Hyland Hall. Katie Novak. The Wonderstone Gallery, 100 N. Blakely St., 570-941-4214 or scranton.edu/gallery. Dunmore. 570-344-2360 or thewonderstonegallery.com. Environmental Art Show, Wednesday, April 10, Club Soda, through Sunday, April 14. Artspace Gallery, through Wednesday, April 24. Harry and Jeanette 221 Center St., Bloomsburg. 570-784-0737 or Weinberg Memorial Library at University of Scranton, 800 artspace-bloomsburg.com. Linden St. scranton.edu. Keystone College Visual Arts Program Faculty University of Scranton Student Exhibition, Sunday, Exhibition, through Friday, April 19. Faculty panel lecture: April 28, through Friday, May 3. Reception: May 3, 6 to 8 Thursday, March 21, 4 to 6 p.m. Opening reception: p.m. Hope Horn Gallery at University of Scranton, Hyland Sunday, March 24, 4:30 to 6:30 p.m.; jazz ensemble Hall. 570-941-4214 or scranton.edu/gallery. concert follows 7 to 9 p.m., Brooks Theatre. Linder Continuing Gallery at Keystone College, 1 College Green, La Plume.

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Free Will Astrology BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): Genius inventor Thomas Edison rebelled against sleep, which he regarded as wasteful. He tried to limit his time in bed to four hours per night so he would have more time to work during his waking hours. Genius scientist Albert Einstein had a different approach. He preferred 10 hours of sleep per night and liked to steal naps during the day, too. In my astrological opinion, you’re in a phase when it makes more sense to imitate Einstein than Edison. Important learning and transformation happen in your dreams. Give your nightly adventures maximum opportunity to work their magic on your behalf.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): The otters at a marine park in Miura City, Japan, are friendly to human visitors. There are holes in the glass walls of their enclosures through which they reach out to shake people’s hands with their webbed paws. You need experiences akin to that in the coming weeks. Your mental and spiritual health will thrive to the degree that you seek closer contact with animals. It’s a favorable time to nurture your instinctual intelligence and absorb influences from the natural world. For extra credit, tune in to and celebrate your own animal qualities. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Between 1977 and 1992, civil war raged in Mozambique. Combatants planted thousands of land mines that have remained dangerous long after the conflict ended. In recent years, a new ally has emerged in the quest to address the problem: rats that are trained to find the hidden explosives so human colleagues can defuse them. The expert sniffers don’t weigh enough to deton at e t h e m i n es, s o they’re ideal to play the role of saviors. I foresee a metaphorically comparable development in your future. You’ll get help and support from a surprising or seemingly unlikely source.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The Danish flag has a red background emblazoned with an asymmetrical white cross. It was a national symbol of power as early as the 14th century and may have first emerged during a critical military struggle that established the Danish empire in 1219. No other country in the world has a flag with such an ancient origin. But if Denmark’s Prime Minister Lars Løkke Rasmussen, who’s a Taurus, came to me and asked me for advice, I would urge him to break with custom and design a new flag — maybe something with a spiral rainbow or a psychedelic tree. I’ll suggest an VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Imagine a even more expansive idea to you: create fresh stairway that leads nowhere; as you ascend, traditions in every area of your life! you realize that at the top is not a door or a hallway, but a wall. I suspect that lately you GEMINI (May 21-June 20): On June 7, may have been dealing 1988, Gemini musician Bob Dylan launched with a metaphorical verwhat has come to be known as the Never sion of an anomaly like Ending Tour. It’s still going. In the past this. But I also predict 30-plus years, he has performed almost 3,000 that in the coming weeks shows on every continent except Antarctica. some magic will tranIn 2018 alone, at the spire that will change age of 77, he did 84 everything. It’s like gigs. He’s living you’ll find a button on proof that not the wall that when every Gemini is pushed opens a previously imperceptible flaky and averse to door. Somehow, you’ll gain entrance through commitment. Even an apparent obstruction. if you have flirted with flightiness in LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Not all of the the past, I doubt you will do so in the next five classic works of great literature are enterweeks. On the contrary. I expect you’ll be a taining. According to one survey of editors, paragon of persistence, doggedness and writers and librarians, Goethe’s “Faust,” stamina. Melville’s “Moby Dick” and Cervantes’ “Don

Quixote” are among the most boring masterpieces ever written. But most experts agree that they’re still valuable to read. In that spirit, and in accordance with astrological omens, I urge you to commune with other dull but meaningful things. Seek out low-key but rich offerings. Be aware that unexciting people and situations may offer clues and catalysts that you need.

series of the Chinese board game Go. AlphaGo crushed Sodol, four games to one. But there is at least one cerebral game in which human intelligence still reigns supreme: the card game known as bridge. No AI has as yet beat the best bridge players. I bring this to your attention because I am sure that in the coming weeks, no AI could out-think and outstrategize you as you navigate your way SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Many of you through life’s tests and challenges. You’ll be Scorpios regard secrecy as a skill worth culti- smarter than ever. P.S.: I’m guessing your vating. It serves your urge to gather and acumen will be extra soulful as well. manage power. You’re aware that informaAQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): At regular tion is a valuable commodity, so you guard it intervals, a hot stream of boiling water carefully and share it shoots up out of the earth and into the sky in sparingly. This predilecWyoming’s Yellowstone National Park. It’s a tion sometimes makes geyser called Old Faithful. The steamy surge you seem understated, can reach a height of 185 feet and last for five even shy. Your hesitancy minutes. When white setto express too much of tlers first discovered this your knowledge and feelnatural phenomenon in ings may influence peothe 19th century, some of ple to underestimate the them used it as a laundry. intensity that seethes within you. Having said all that, I’ll now pre- Between blasts, they’d dict that you’ll show the world who you are place their dirty clothes with more dazzle and flamboyance in the in Old Faithful’s apercoming weeks. It’ll be interesting to see how ture. When the scalding you do that as you also try to heed your rule flare erupted, it provided all the necessary cleansthat information is power. ing. I’d love to see you attempt a metaphoriSAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sagit- cally similar feat: harness a natural force for tarian actress and producer Deborra-Lee a practical purpose, or a primal power for an Furness has been married to megastar actor earthy task. Hugh Jackman for 23 years. Their wedding PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Who was rings are inscribed with a motto that blends Sanskrit and English, “Om paramar to the the model for Leonardo da Vinci’s iconic mainamar.” They say it means “We dedicate painting “Mona Lisa”? Many scholars think it was Italian noblewoman Lisa del Giocondo. our union to a greater Leonardo wanted her to feel comfortable source.” In resonance during the long hours with current astrologishe sat for him, so he cal omens, I invite you hired musicians to play to engage in a similar for her and people with gesture with an impormellifluous voices to tant person in your life. read her stories. He built Now is a marvelous a musical fountain for time to deepen and her to gaze upon and a sanctify your relationship by pledging yourselves to a higher pur- white Persian cat to pose, beautiful collaboration or sublime cuddle. If it were within my power, I would arrange something mutual quest. similar for you in the coming weeks. Why? CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In 1997, Because I’d love to see you be calmed and a supercomputer named Deep Blue won six soothed for a concentrated period of time; to chess matches against Chess Grand Master feel perfectly at ease, at home in the world, Gary Kasparov. In 2016, an artificial intelli- surrounded by beautiful influences you love. gence called AlphaGo squared off against You need and deserve such a break from the human champion Lee Sodol in a best-of-five everyday frenzy.

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Friends of the Osterhout Library Book Shop, Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays, 10 a.m. to 1 p.m.; Thursdays, 5 to 7:30 p.m. New books stocked regularly. Shop held on the third ﬂoor. Osterhout Free Library, 71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre. 570-823-0156 or osterhout.lib.pa.us. Social Justice Book Club, Monday, March 11, 6:30 p.m. Book club discusses “Freedom Is a Constant Struggle” by Angela Davis. Community Room at Albright Memorial Library, 520 Vine St., Scranton. Roaming Readers Book Club, Tuesdays, 11 a.m. Walk, talk and take in an audiobook. Pittston Memorial Library, 47 Broad St. 570-654-9565 or pittstonmemoriallibrary.org. National Women’s History Month Luncheon with Suzanne Fisher Staples, Friday, March 15, noon. Glen Oak Country Club, 250 Oakford Road, Clarks Summit. $35. waverlycomm.org. Friends of the Pittston Library, Mondays, March 18, April 15 and May 20, 3 p.m. Meetings always open to new members. Pittston Memorial Library, 47 Broad St. 570-654-9565 or pittstonmemoriallibrary.org. Carmen Maria Machado, Monday, March 18, 7:30 p.m. Author wrote story collection “Her Body and Other Parties” and memoir “In the Dream House.” Kirby Hall at Wilkes University, 202 S. River St., Wilkes-Barre. 570-408-4200. Franklin Street Sleuths, Thursday, March 21, 6:30 p.m. Discuss “River Bodies” by Karen Katchur. Light refreshments will be served. Osterhout Free Library, 71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre. 570-823-0156 or osterhout.lib.pa.us. All “Fore” Books Mini Golf Classic, Sunday, March 24, noon. Features 18 holes through and around the library stacks. Putter and ball provided to players of any age. Proceeds beneﬁt Children’s Program at the Osterhout Free Library. Osterhout Free Library, 71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre. $10 adults/$5 children 12 and younger. eventbrite.com. Harry Potter Book Discussion, Thursday, March 28, 6 p.m. Osterhout Free Library, 71 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre. 570-823-0156 or osterhout.lib.pa.us. NoViolet Bulawayo, Wednesday, April 17, 7:30 p.m. Kirby Hall at Wilkes University, 202 S. River St., WilkesBarre. 570-408-4200. American Masters Lecture, Thursday, April 18, 7 p.m. Author Colson Whitehead, who wrote “Underground Railroad” speaks. Scranton Cultural Center at The Masonic Temple, 420 N. Washington Ave. lclshome.org.

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Auditions: A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder, Monday, March 11, and Tuesday, March 12, 7 p.m. Women auditioning for the leads should arrive at 5:45 p.m. Needed: Males and females. Prepare 16 to 32 measures of a song in the style of the show. Bring accompaniment tracks. No a capella singing. Be prepared to do cold readings with an English accent. Performances: April 26 through May 19. Music Box Dinner Playhouse, 196 Hughes St., Swoyersville. 570283-2195 or musicbox.org. Volunteers needed: Chainsaw Day, Saturday, April 13, 9 a.m. Bring chainsaws and trucks if you can. Free food and T-shirts volunteer. Salt Springs State Park, Silver Creek Road, Franklin Forks. 570-945-3239 or friendsofsaltspringspark.org. Volunteers needed: Trail Day, Saturday, April 27, Please see Calendar, Page 26

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CVS looks to help next generation embrace healthy self-image

VS announced recently that all unaltered images in the store’s marketing campaigns would denote a “Beauty Mark” to certify the photo was not retouched (smoothed, thinned or digitally altered). This comes after the brand announced last year that it would phase out retouched photos in store ad campaigns — along with beauty brand partners’ ads including L’Oreal, Maybelline and Rimmel — by 2020. It’s definitely a step in the right direction, and I would love to think what CVS is doing can level the playing field, but the game was changed a long time ago. Right now, we (my generation: the Millennials and a good majority of Gen Xers and Boomers, since almost everyone has a smartphone and even your grandma has a Facebook) look at our faces more than ever through photos. By introducing Instagram and Snapchat filters into our world that slim our faces, make our eyes and lips bigger and give us perfect cheekbones, it’s hard not to feel weird — disappointed, even — when you look in the mirror. So we edit our own photos with apps such as FaceTune that can remove spots, soften lines and even change the shape of our faces and bodies. If not, we’re at least slapping on a photo filter that smooths skin and lines and brightens up our entire complexion. Some people take that one step further. Now, instead of a celebrity photo, people are more likely to bring in an edited selfie of themselves into the plastic surgeon’s office, according to a recent story by WBUR, Boston’s NPR station. They’re calling it “Snapchat dysmorphia.” According to the story, Massachusetts General Hospital had to write a practical

guide for plastic surgeons to help them recognize and treat the symptoms of body dysmorphia disorder, or BDD. There’s no official data that social media has an effect on BDD, it said, but social media has “become more integrated into BDD patients’ symptoms and rituals.” I truly don’t know if CVS and a few beauty brands can change the culture with how infatuated we have become with looking like the most “perfect” (so many air quotes around that loaded word) version of ourselves. To be my best devil’s advocate, I have to say that at some point, the pendulum is bound to swing the other way. In some ways, it already has. The #acnepos movement that took over Instagram last year still holds millions of photos of people proudly showing their acne. Billie, a women’s shaving company, released the first shaving ad to show women’s stubble in 100 years — in an effort to celebrate what women choose to do with their body hair. We also can’t forget how far we’ve come in the body positivity movement either. As a preteen girl bombarded with tabloid images of superthin celebrities, I never thought I’d see a day where models such as Ashley Graham were accepted and revered as beautiful — as they should be. CVS’s Beauty Mark campaign is the brand’s “pledge to pass a healthy selfimage on (to) the next generation.” Maybe that’s exactly what is it — a way to help the next generation before it’s tainted with Snapchat filters and FaceTune. Maybe this also is a way to help the next generation not repeat our mistakes. What do you think about CVS’s Beauty Mark campaign and selfie culture? Let me know.

Gia Mazur is a staff writer for the Times-Shamrock Communications. Contact her at gmazur@timesshamrock.com, 570-348-9127 or @gmazurTT on Twitter.

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This senior level management position reports directly to the Susquehanna County Commissioners, and is located in Montrose, PA. Responsibilities include providing leadership, and overseeing day to day operations of County Government as directed by the Commissioners. This management position interfaces with all Department Heads and Elected Officials relating to the full scope of activities of the County. Candidates should have a strong staff management background, excellent leadership and administrative skills, accounting skills, and strong computer skills using Microsoft Office. The salary for this position is $55,000 Candidates can apply to: hr@susqco.com or mail a resume and A County job application to: Susquehanna County Commissioners Office, ATTN: Human Resources, P.O. Box 218, Montrose, PA. 18801

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2nd floor, 2 bedroom, carpeted, appliances included. No pets. Non smoking. $600/month + utilities. Sewer included. Security & references. 570-881-0905

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2 bedroom 2nd floor. Freshly painted and ready to go. Off street parking, washer & dryer hookup on premises. No Pets; No Smoking. Heat/water/sewer/garbage included. 1 year lease, $795/month + security. 570-825-8022 570-430-9836 Won't last long! Reference required.

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100 East 6 St., Wyoming, PA. Apartments for the elderly 62 & older and/or handicapped or disabled. Income limits do apply. All utilities are included. Non smoking building.

570-693-4256 Monday – Friday 8am – 4pm OLD FORGE: New 2 bedroom, 1 st floor Includes 1.5 bath, stove, fridge, washer/dryer hook-up, AC, deck, parking. $1,100+ utilities. No pets. 570-562-1363.

PRIVATE H.O. BRASS TRAIN COLLECTION 40 engines + miscellaneous freight and passenger cars. All in excellent condition and at reasonable prices. $50 & Up. Call 570-341-6916 (Scranton)

PLAINS

Third floor – three small, cozy, warm in winter rooms. Gas heat, water, sewer and hot water....all included. Close to bus stop. $485 monthly. Lease. (570) 650-3803

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Excellent Condition! Size large. Paid over $3,000. Asking $950. or make an offer! 570-383-8677

DALLAS

House for lease...3 bedroom, 1.5 bath, stainless steel appliances, 2 basements. Water, garbage & sewer, plow....all included. $1,350/month. Call John @ 570-690-0610

WILKES BARRE

Near VA. 2 bedroom, end unit townhouse, 1.5 bath. All appliances. Sewer, garbage & association fee included. $750/month + security. 570-817-4475

NEWTON LAKE: Private lakefront cottage. $825/week. 3 bedrooms, sleeps 7. Dock, rowboat, fishing, etc. No pets. July available. 610-220-8454. www.newtonlakecottage.com

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140 scale (43” long) Sovereign of the Seas. Plank-on-frame construction with incredible detail. $850 firm. 570-341-6916

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LARGE WINDOW UNITS

for possible pole building or large residential project. Jems-Pella-Anderson all $150 negotiable. 48X48, 48x53, 88x75, 7'x61, 30x72, 34 x 8ft, 40x63, 76x65, 6x66, 6x62, 72x93, Triple 5 units crank-outs 21x26, 6x6, 2ftx42, 5'x6', 48x72, 6'x86, 80x69, round tops 40x48, 38x46, 36x70, 30x72, 30x74, 69x60, 71x30, 32x62, 12x7, 32x54, 48x94, 48x88, 48x90, 67x66.5, 6'x6', 68x82, 6x86, 36x72, 64x88, picture windows 32x64, 28x36, 32x34, 48x60, 4x6, 32x64, 76x76, 5x5, 4x4 8 units 66x75 (4) units, 6x6, 36x69, 36x64, 26x65 (2) units. Anderson Slider 6'wx8”H with screen new 3 units $300 each. 30 x 8” (4) units Entrance Door 64x82 with SD lights and road top 36 full view stain glass door $350. (4) full view 34” glass pre-hung $50 each. (2) 36x8ft, slab door $50 each. (2) 36” oak 15 lite French door $100 each. (50) hollow core many sizes $30 negotiable (30) solid cove pre-hung many sizes $50 negotiable – slab door without frames, many styles & sizes (100)doors $25 each negotiable. Sherman William Paint 1 gallon cans, $10 per gallon. (75) gallons white or off white. (60) gallons light & medium tan. (50) gallons grey & greens. (30) gallons water base premium. (25) gallons brown. (75) gallon exterior – many colors. (40) gallons Industrial water base enamels. (40) gallons protective marine coating oil base. (50) gallons semi-glass water base and many other colors. (20) gallon oil base semi0gloss. (60) gallon deck, concrete & house stain. (15) gallon Faux Impression texture paint. 5 gallon pails (40) pails finish stucco $40 each. (50) 5 gallon pails masonry – primer-interior-exterior many colors $50 per all. Sherman Williams miscellaneous items (2) steel work bench 4'x6' with sorter $75 each, Black Beauty and basting sand 4 bags $100. All Beker scaffold like new $300. Granite counter (2) 2' x 4” $40 each. Pallet lift $100. 6” DUC rubber slip lifting approximately 150 – approximately 150 glue PUC fitting drain 8” to 15” for large commercial jobs $500. All 5x10-5x12 Formica sheets-50 per sheet. Champion paper cutter, 3 phase $500 negotiable. 570-937-4055

HUGE COLLECTION OF PROCELAIN DOLLS: In great condition. Start your own collection. 75 dolls + Christmas carolers.

CALL 570-876-2164 FOR MORE INFORMATION

Fashioned of 14K white gold & mounted with 1 round brilliant cut diamond weighing .79 carat and mounted in 6 prong basket style setting. Appraisal papers available. $1,300. 570-956-9265

FULL LENGTH MINK COAT: made from female skins. Asking $3,000. Call 570-862-8449. GLENMAURA – ORIGINAL FULL EQUITY GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP, for sale. Asking $4,000 or best offer. (570) 909-7369

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10 Chevy Cobalt LT, 4 Cyl., Auto., Air, Newest Inspection, Looks & Runs Like New! $5975 09 Nissan Sentra S, 4 Cyl., Auto., Air, Local Trade, Looks & Runs Great! SOLD! 08 Chrysler Sebring Ltd., V6, Air, Auto., Alloys, AWD, Boston Acoustics Nav., Rear Entertainment w/ TV, 97K, Looks & Runs Like New! SOLD! 07 Chevy HHR, 4 Cyl., Auto., Alloys, Air, Local Trade REDUCED! $3875 06 Mazda 3 Hatchback, 4 Cyl., Auto. Air, Alloys, Power Moonroof, Rare 5 Speed, Leather, Fresh Inspection REDUCED! $3975 06 Subaru Legacy Ltd., 4 Cyl., Auto., Air, Alloys, Newest Inspection, Local Trade ONLY $4275 05 Chevy Cobalt L4, 4 Door, 4 Cyl., Auto., Air, Newest Inspection, Great 2nd Vehicle! Local Trade $2875 97 Chevy Camaro RS, V6, Auto., Air, Alloys, Fresh Inspection, Not many of these left! Steal This One!... ONLY $2375 We CAN Get You Financed! www.tomdriebeonline.com Call: 570-344-8000

Cadillac 2008 SRX4

AWD, 100K, Warranty. Double Sun, Beauty. Dealer. $6,995 David 570-815-4141

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Ford 2004 F-150 Crew

531 N. Keyser Ave., Scranton

LADIES DIAMOND SOLITAIRE ENGAGEMENT RING:

Warranty. 112k. Warranty. $7,495. Dealer. David 570-815-4141

Trucks, Vans & SUVs

Tom Driebe Auto Sales

531 N. Keyser Ave., Scranton ( Near Bolus Motor Lines )

Call: 570-350-4541

Specializing In Vehicles Under $5,000!

08 GMC Envoy SLE-XL, 4WD, V6, Auto., Air, Alloys, Fresh Inspection, Looks & Runs Great! $5975 08 Kia Sorento, Auto., Air, Alloys, Newest Inspection, Nice Vehicle! $5875 06 Toyota Sienna Van, V6, Auto., Air, Leather, Looks & Runs Great! SOLD! 06 Chrysler Pacifica Touring, V6, Auto., Air, Alloys, AWD, Leather, Nice Car, Fresh Inspection Reduced! $3975 04 Chevy Tracker ZR2, 4WD, 6 Cyl. Auto., Air, Alloys, Just Traded, Newest Inspection! ONLY! $3975 04 Chevy Silverado 1500 4x4, 4.8L, Auto., Air, Alloys, Great Work Truck! $3975 01 Rav4 XL, 4 Cyl., Auto., Air, Alloys, Newest Inspection Reduced! $3975 01 Dodge Durango, 4WD SUV, V8, Auto., Air, Alloys, Inspected Until Dec., Some Scratches & Dents...Great Work Vehicle! SOLD! 00 Ford F-150 Styleside Super Cab XL, 6 Cyl., 5 Spd., Power Windows, Jump Seat, Looks & Runs Great!... $2875 Nice Work Truck!! 00 GMC Yukon XL SLE, ¾ Ton V8, Auto., Air, Alloys, Leather, 4WD, A BIG Beauty! Book $5000...Now $2475 We CAN Get You Financed! www.tomdriebeonline.com Call: 570-344-8000

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FOOD & OFFICE EQUIPMENT: Bakery/Deli Display Cases (FEDERAL) (1)50L. Refrigerator - $3,600 (retail $9,000) ; 6 Shelf Wire Display Rack with sign (1)-$80 (retail $200) ; ALL ABOVE ARE BRAND NEW CONDITION! While Supplies Last. Call or leave message 570-877-5317 (Scranton Area)

Automobiles

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Polaris 2001 Sportsman4 400 ATV. 48" Polaris snow blade. Superwinch Terra 25 2.5 ton winch with remote control. Hard case rear storage bin. located in Pike County. (570) 685-2095. $2,000.

MOVING SALE

Antique oak pedestal table with extensions & 6 chairs $1,500. Antique French Provincial armoire $1,100. Ethan Allen sleigh trundle bed – cream color with bunkie board $1,200. Ethan Allen 6 piece wall unit with desk, 3 bases & 3 bookshelves, cream colored $2,950. Antique reupholstered chaise lounge $700. Ethan Allen iron & glass coffee table $700. Coach, Michael Kors & Dooney & Bourke handbags – brand new - $75 - $300. Sabika jewelry – womens high custom - $25 - $150 per piece. Please call and leave a message and call will be returned as soon as possible. Serious inquires only. Negotiable pricing. 570-382-3454 or 570-575-3292

FOOD EQUIPMENT: POS Register Complete System (DinerWare)$1,250 (retail $3,200); Laminated Retail/Food Commercial Counters (1) -70L with glass petition-$650(retail $1,475), (1) – 70L - $375 (retail $1,100), (2)-48L-$325 each (retail $975 each); Batter Filler Depositor Machine with accessories (EDHARD) - $3,250 (retail $7,000); PhotoCake IV Cake Decorating System $900 (retail $2,200);Cupcake Tower Display Stand(2)-$30 each (retail $70 each); White/Ivory Fiberglass Display Trays (50)- $5 each(retail $12 each); Commercial 24 Cup Muffin/Cupcake Baking Pans(Chicago Metallic) (16)-$35 each (retail $80 each); Clear Food Storage Box with lid, 18"x26"x3 ½"(CAMBRO) (50)-$15 each (retail $35 each); ½ Sheet Baking Pans (MagicLine)(30)-$9 each (retail $24 each); Cabinet Storage Box 28x18x31(GLADIATOR)- $95 (retail $220); ALL ARE NEW CONDITION AND NEGOTIABLE! Call, text or leave a message 570-877-5317 (Scranton, PA)

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You're In Luck! We Specialize In Quality Used Vehicles Under $5,000! CHECK OUT SOME SWEET DEALS! 07 Ford F-150 X-Cab 4x4 $10,995 11 Ford Escape XLT, 4x4, 108K $8995 07 Ford Explorer XLT, 110K $6995 08 Mercury Mariner,Sunroof, 94K $8495 08 Ford Fusion, Sunroof, Leather, 70K $6995 05 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo 110K $5995 06 Jeep Liberty Renegade, 117K $5995 09 Mercury Milan, Sunroof, 105K $5795 04 Mercury Sable, Sunroof, Leather, 87K $4495

All Vehicles Are Serviced, Inspected & Come With A Warranty Family Owned & Operated Since 1965

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CALENDAR / ADVICE GODDESS FROM PAGE 23 11 a.m. Volunteer clean-up day at the park. Food and T-shirts available for all volunteers. Salt Springs State Park, Silver Creek Road, Franklin Forks. 570-945-3239 or friendsofsaltspringspark.org. Wally Gordon Community Singers, Tuesdays, 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. No auditions required. Call for details. Clarks Summit United Methodist Church, 1310 Morgan Highway. 570-561-6005 or wallygordoncommunitysingers.com.

COMEDY

Justin Willman, Friday, March 8, 8 p.m. Magician and comedian performs. Mohegan Sun Pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp. $25. 570-831-2100 or mohegansunpocono.com.

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John Mulaney and Pete Davidson, Saturday, March 16, 7 and 10 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. #momtruths Podcasters Cat and Nat, Tuesday, March 19, 7 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $25-$100, plus fees. 570826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. Red Green, Thursday, March 28, 7 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $53.50, plus fees. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. Wanda Sykes, Saturday, April 6, 8 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, WilkesBarre. $25-$95 general/$195 VIP, plus fees. 570-8261100 or kirbycenter.org.

CALENDAR SUBMISSIONS Email your event information to electriccity@ timesshamrock.com or we will accept submissions mailed to Current Events, Electric City, 149 Penn Ave.,Scranton,PA18503.Highresolution(min.200 dpi) photos are welcome. Deadline for submissions is the Monday prior to the Thursday edition by noon. Due to the high demand for submissions, we cannot guarantee all events will be printed on a weekly basis. Most events do not run more than two to three weeks in advance. Regardless, all events submitted are published at The570.com.

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Advice Goddess BY AMY ALKON Woman’s continued friendship with ex seems to undermine new marriage Youth hostile I’m a 35-year-old woman who’s been married for a year to a 70-year-old man. My husband’s closest female friend is also one of his exes. He’s known her for 40 years. She’s a real sore point for me. She stayed at our apartment while we were away. She wouldn’t reply to any of my emails but constantly emailed my husband. Recently, I saw a text my husband sent telling her to just email him at work because I have access to his phone. I feel that a husband shouldn’t have marriage-undermining friendships. I want him to stop talking with her. Am I wrong here? — Angry Take a counter-intuitive approach and put yourself in this woman’s shoes: Where’s she supposed to shop for men ... the cemetery? Older women get seriously annoyed at how men their age — typically the wealthiest and most eligible — dip down through the decades for partners. On dating sites, even a 98-year-old man in an iron lung will set his age preference at 18 to 30, just in case some woman is “openminded” (uh, about dating a man who has socks far older than she is). Another thing to consider: In a relationship, it’s common to ask for and expect sexual fidelity. But how much social fidelity is it reasonable to expect? The notion that a relationship involves becoming somebody’s “one and only” socially, too, sounds romantic but is actually in sharp conflict with the complexity of many people’s lives. Your husband, for

example, has had a friendship with this woman for 40 years — five years longer than you’ve even been on the planet. His cutting her out of his life would mean cutting out somebody who understands who he is and where he’s been in a way few people probably do. That said, it’s natural that you’d wish he’d give this woman the heave-ho. The jealousy that gives rise to feelings like this is wrongly maligned as a “bad” emotion. However, like all emotions, it’s actually “adaptive” — which is to say functional. Evolutionary psychologist David Buss explained that jealousy seems to have evolved to protect us against threats to our relationship — alerting us to possibilities that our partner will cheat on us or leave us for another. But jealousy can also be toxic to a relationship and damaging to the mate value of the partner who expresses it. (Nothing like endlessly fretting to your mate that he could trade up to suggest that he should.) Additionally, consider how counterproductive it often is to tell somebody what to do. The late social psychologist Jack Brehm came up with the term “psychological reactance” to describe a motivational state that automatically rises up in us when we feel our freedom to do as we choose is threatened. Basically, the more somebody tries to control our behavior, the more we want to resist, rebel — do whatever they’ve been trying to stop us from doing. (In short, nothing like being shown that there are straps to put someone in a mind to gnaw through them.)

This isn’t to say you’re necessarily off-base about this woman. Chances are, she resents you and is trying to chip away at your bond with your husband. Rotten. However, as for how successful she could be, do you think your husband married you by accident? Like maybe you just happened to be in the passenger seat when he pulled into a drive-thru chapel: “Oops. Thought this was a car wash.” As annoying as it must be to have this woman lurking around the borders of your marriage, consider the thinking from psychologist Erich Fromm that love is not just a feeling but something you do — sometimes by being a little more generous than you’d really like to be. This isn’t to say you have to shut up entirely about this woman. You can be honest with your husband that you find her undermining. Ironically, the best way to control your romantic partner is not by trying to control them but by being so loving, supportive, kind and fun that it would be idiotic for them to leave you. Also, let’s quash any fear you might have that this woman could steal your husband. There’s little novelty (and thus little excitement) in getting together with somebody one’s known and been in touch with for 40 years. Also, recall how men, throughout their life span, tend to be most attracted to the younger ladies. Chances are, if he were to suddenly develop a thing for anything “midcentury,” it would be something like Eames chairs — not a woman who’s aged out of every dating program on TV, unless, of course, you count “Antiques Roadshow.”

Crossword Puzzle

The crowd looks on as Dan “Dingy” Zabrowski of Montdale pond skims on a snowboard.

Photos Photos by Emma black

Montage Mountain recently hosted Mountainfest, featuring music, giveaways, pond skimming and more.

ACROSS 1 “In ___” (Nirvana album of 1993) 6 506, in Roman numerals 9 Breaks down 13 Diminished 15 Youngest woman to serve in Congress, initially 16 “___ for Steve” (Morley Callaghan short story) 17 Coen Brothers movie of 1991 19 Zip 20 Internet annoyance 21 Lazybones 22 Lenny’s friend on “The Simpsons” 25 2007 T-Pain song feat. Yung Joc 28 Garden pests 30 March Madness org. From left, Matt, Navi and Emily Norton of 31 Queen of Quebec? 32 Sandcastle tool Blakeslee 34 “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” disguise 37 Good value, slangily 41 “___ y Plata” (Montana motto) 42 “Tres ___” (“Very well,” in Paris) 43 Bindi and Robert Irwin’s mother 44 Crawl around? 46 Bedazzler item 47 Color categorized as #DA1884 and Pantone 219C and trademarked by Mattel 52 Diamond experts? 53 Bird-related 54 Laissez-___ 56 Tolkien trilogy, to fans

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Haylie Anderson of Scranton

“Shore Thing”--from one side to another.

From left, Gavin Donahue of Bear Creek, From left, Aleni Alfano of Pittston, Tyler Ryan Ball of Plains Twp. and Chad Regan Wassel of Jenkins Twp. and Jack Locker of Pittston of Wilkes-Barre

57 Islands off the North Carolina coast, or the theme of this puzzle 62 One in the red 63 Volcanic dust 64 “The Death of Actaeon” painter 65 ___ buco (Italian veal dish) 66 ATM charge 67 Word of the future? DOWN 1 Flash drive letters 2 “___ Carter V” (Lil Wayne album of 2018) 3 Goof 4 Sounding like a clunky engine 5 ___ about (approximately) 6 Every 24 hours 7 Actor Max ___ Sydow 8 “Ew!” 9 Actress Bullock of “Bird Box” 10 Central Florida city 11 City in the Black Forest, when doubled 12 Inspire, as Kondoesque joy 14 Radio features, once 18 It might give you chills 21 “Princess ___” (Gilbert & Sullivan operetta) 22 ___ loading (marathon runner’s strategy) 23 “... partridge in ___ tree” 24 Horned charger 26 Part of SOTU 27 “Because Freedom Can’t Protect Itself” org. 29 ___ Jam Records 32 Dress up fussily

33 Consenting vote 34 Gold, in Latin 35 Monetary stand-in 36 Onion peels 38 Award co-presented by the American Theatre Wing 39 State hwy. 40 Hand down to heirs 44 Food court pizza chain 45 Get a victory 46 Go around, as an issue 47 “The Jungle Book” bear 48 Affirms as true 49 Formal ceremonies 50 “___ shoe fits ...” 51 No, in Scotland 55 Triple Crown category in baseball 57 Ungainly one 58 Take advantage of 59 Actress Vardalos 60 Penn of the “Harold & Kumar” films 61 Show with Ego Nwodim, briefly

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