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THE 570’S FREE ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY • THE570.C0M • VOL. 27 NO. 14 • April 4-10, 2019

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Contents

Photos ........................................ 2,9 Fab 5.............................................. 4 Nightlife.......................................... 5 Concerts.......................................... 6 Hey, Beautiful ................................. 7 Chef’s Table..................................... 8 Up Close & Personal......................10 NEPA Phil......................................11 Scranton Prep Players ...................12 Films.............................................13 Cover story ............................ 14-15 Calendar..............16,18-21,22,26 Sounds..........................................19 Cole’s Corner.................................20 Astrology ......................................21 Advice Goddess .............................26 Crossword puzzle ..........................27

Ballet Theater of Scranton and the Dance Studio present “Evolutions” at the Theater at North.

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Editor Faith Golay, 570-348-9127 Asst. editor Kristin O’Malley, 570-348-9100 x5257 Calendar editor Laura Rysz, 570-348-9100 x5228 Production editor Christopher Cornell, 570-348-9100 x5414 Staff writers Gia Mazur, 570-348-9127 Patrice Wilding, 570-348-9100 x5369 Caitlin Heaney West, 570-348-9100 x5107 Contributing editor Elizabeth Baumeister, 570-348-9100 x3492

Angelina Falcone of Pittston, left, and Claire Pfaeffle of Annie and Edwin Doherty Lake Ariel of Dunmore

Contributing writers David Falchek, James Crane, Brian Fulton, Emma Black and Mike Evans Graphic artist Kevin O’Neill, 570-348-9100 x5212 Photographers Jason Farmer, Jake Danna Stevens, Christopher Dolan and Emma Black (Up Close & Personal) 570-348-9100 x5447

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Leanne, left, and Emily Williams of Dalton Photos by Emma black

The Dance Studio and Ballet Theatre of Scranton’s Modern Company recently presented “Evolutions,” a modern and contemporary dance performance at the Theater at North in Scranton.

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5 great things to do this week!

Lackawanna County Traveling Photo Exhibit

The Lackawanna County Traveling Photo Exhibit will open at the Marketplace at Steamtown, 300 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton, on Thursday, April 4, at 6 p.m. The photo exhibit will celebrate the life, courage, and dignity of women and families who have battled breast cancer and showcase at least one woman from each of Pennsylvania’s 67 counties. It aims to serve as a reminder of the toll breast cancer takes on women and their families. The opening reception will feature talks from local breast cancer survivors, health care professionals and legislators plus light refreshments. The exhibit, which is free and open to the public, will be on the marketplace’s ﬁrst ﬂoor and is hosted by Delta Medix Breast Care Center. It will remain on display through Sunday, April 14. For more information, visit the Facebook event page or call 570-343-3400.

Nickelodeon’s ‘Double Dare Live’

Catch a live version of the classic Nickelodeon series “Double Dare” on Friday, April A 5, at F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts s, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. Original host Marc Summers and his sidekickk Robin Russo will be on hand for “Double Dare Live,” which starts at 7:30 p.m. Doors open att 6. Inspired by the TV show “Double Dare,” whicch began on Nickelodeon in 1986, the show fea-tures two teams made up of audience members competing for prizes by answering trivia questions, completing challenges and, lastly, facing the legendary obstacle course. Tickets start at $35. For tickets, visit the bo ox ofﬁce or kirbycenter.org or call 570-826-1100 0.

3 ‘Seniors Got Talent’

Local residents 55 and older will share their talents with the community in a fundraiser that beneﬁts the programs at United Neighborhood Centers of Northeastern Pennsylvania’s four Active Older Adult Centers in Lackawanna County. The annual “Seniors Got Talent” show will take place Sunday, April 7, at 2 p.m. at Peoples Security Bank Theatre at Lackawanna College, 501 Vine St., Scranton.

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Former Broadway Theatre League of Northeastern Pennsylvania executive director Tony Nicosia will direct the talent show, in which competitors will battle for cash prizes. Judges will be Stacey Lange of WNEP-TV, Justin Sochovka of QVC and Frankie Warren of Magic 93. Tickets cost $15 in advance and $20 at the door. To order tickets, call 570-346-0759. For more information, visit uncnepa.org/ seniors-got-talent.

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‘Mysterious Customs and Warm Charity’ opening

The Luzerne County Historical Society will open a new exhibit, “Mysterious Customs and Warm Charity: Fraternal Organizations in the Wyoming Valley,” on Saturday, April 6. The exhibit, at the Luzerne County Museum, 69 Rear S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, explores the history of fraternal organizations in the area, including the Freemasons and the Odd Fellows. There will also be a free preview for the event on Friday, April 5, 6 to 8 p.m. Beginning Saturday, April 6, the exhibit will be open Wednesdays through Fridays, 2 to 6 p.m. Admission is free for members, $5 for nonmembers and $3 for children. For more information, visit the Facebook event page or call 570823-6244.

5 Fashion Show Fundraiser TV personality and Honesdale native Brian Balthazar returns home for a fashion show at the Cooperage Project, 1030 Main St., Honesdale, on Sunday, April 7. The show is the third annual Main Wear Expo, and doors will open at 2 p.m. with the show following at 2:30. Balthazar is a TV personality and executive producer frequently seen on “Today” with Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb and “The Talk.” He also will host the upcoming digital series “Christina on the Coast” for HGTV and was a co-executive producer of “The View.” Tickets for the fashion show cost $40 in advance and $50 at the door. There also will be food and a cash bar available. For reservations, call 570-253-2020. Visit thecooperageproject.org for more information.

Nightlife Thursday, april 4

Bartolai Winery, Route 92 and Coolidge Avenue, Falls: Open Mic with Big Al and Billy Edwards Boulder View Tavern, 123 Lake Harmony Road, Lake Harmony: Strawberry Jam Chacko’s Memory lane lounge, 195 N. Wilkes-Barre Blvd., Wilkes-Barre: Kartune Finnegan’s irish rock Club, 514 Ash St., Scranton: Jay Luke Grotto pizza, 36 Gateway Shopping Center, Edwardsville: Bingo Night Grotto pizza/skybox sports Bar, Wyoming Valley Mall, Wilkes-Barre Twp.: Know Limit Trivia hEaT Bar & Nightclub, 69-71 N. Main St., WilkesBarre: Karaoke irish Wolf pub, 503 Linden St., Scranton: Chris Hludzik and Bryan Brophy Kildare’s irish pub, 119 Jefferson Ave., Scranton: Liam Alone ruth’s Chris steak house at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Music for Models Trio susquehanna Brewing Co., 635 S. Main St., Pittston: Karaoke Night Thirst T’s Bar & Grill, 120 Lincoln St., Olyphant: Paul Dudrich of the Wanabees The V-spot Bar, 906 Providence Road, Scranton: Londonforce Duo Wise Crackers Comedy Club at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: The Lab — Comedy Showcase

Friday, april 5

aV restaurant and lounge, 320 Penn Ave., Scranton: Rixner Trio Backdraft sports Bar & restaurant, 1256 Hamlin Highway, Lake Ariel: Marilyn Kennedy Bads, 415 Main St., Luzerne: Karaoke Bar louie at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Graces Downfall Duo Bean and Vine Cafe & Wine Bar at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Piano Night Benny Brewing Co., 1429 Sans Souci Parkway, Wilkes-Barre: Acousticstein Boulder View Tavern, 123 Lake Harmony Road, Lake Harmony: Mother Nature’s Sons Breakers at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: DJ Smiith Cavanaugh’s Grille, 163 N. Main St., Mountain Top: The Music Room Trio Finnegan’s irish rock Club, 514 Ash St., Scranton: Nu Era Grotto pizza, 36 Gateway Shopping Center, Edwardsville: J.P. Williams Blues Duo Grotto pizza/Grand slam sports Bar, RR 415, Harveys Lake: Great Rock Pair Grotto pizza/skybox sports Bar, Wyoming Valley Mall, Wilkes-Barre Twp.: The Frost hEaT Bar & Nightclub, 69-71 N. Main St., WilkesBarre: Inferno Drag Show irish Wolf pub, 503 Linden St., Scranton: D-West Kilcoyne’s, 129 S. Main Ave., Scranton: Toby Creek Mil & Jim’s parkway inn, 24 W. Kirmar Ave., Alden: Rock Royalty/Musical Anthology Molly O’shea’s at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Jay Orrell peppe’s Bistro, 100 Eagle Valley Mall, East Stroudsburg: Dashboard Mary river street Jazz Cafe, 665 N. River St., Plains Twp.: Young Lion ruth’s Chris steak house at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: The Ruth’s Chris Jazz Trio stage West, 301 N. Main Ave., Scranton: ALT 92.1

Threatpoint will perform Saturday, April 6, at Karl Hall, 57B N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre. Live Satellite and Vine Street Live The Tauras Club, 106 W. Market St., Scranton: The Wanabees Thirst T’s Bar & Grill, 120 Lincoln St., Olyphant: Katune and John Quinn The V-spot Bar, 906 Providence Road, Scranton: Mountain Sky Wise Crackers Comedy Club at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Carie Karavas with Mark DeMayo and Megan Goetz

saTurday, april 6

ale Mary’s at the Bittenbender, 126 Franklin Ave., Scranton: The Soul Shakers with Matt Bennick Backyard ale house, 523 Linden St., Scranton: Catullus with Newpy Hundo Bar louie at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Top Hat Bean and Vine Cafe & Wine Bar at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Piano Night Benny Brewing Co., 1429 Sans Souci Parkway, Wilkes-Barre: Doug and Sean Bobby Keen’s, 117 W. Market St., Scranton: Speaker Jam Border Bar, 170 Laurel Plaza, Pittston: Midnite Rhythm Band Boulder View Tavern, 123 Lake Harmony Road, Lake Harmony: Double Shot Duo Breakers at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Bell Bottom Blues: A Tribute to Eric Clapton Finnegan’s irish rock Club, 514 Ash St., Scranton: The Fab 3 and Light Weight harry’s Bar, 302 Penn Ave., Scranton: ’90s Throwback Party with AJ/DJ and Champagne Supernova hog’s hollow saloon, 1459 State Route 93, Berwick: Psycho City

irish Wolf pub, 503 Linden St., Scranton: Adam Farley and the MDG Crew Karl hall, 57B N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre: Sonic Salvation, Threatpoint, Future Trash and Brotality The Keys, 244 Penn Ave., Scranton: The Muckrakers, Horrible Charlie and the Squalors Mil & Jim’s parkway inn, 24 W. Kirmar Ave., Alden: Sister Esther Minooka pub, 2934 Birney Ave., Scranton: Dashboard Mary Molly O’shea’s at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Dustin Douglas New penny, 1827 N. Main Ave., Scranton: Walau-eh river street Jazz Cafe, 665 N. River St., Plains Twp.: Philadelphia Freedom: A Tribute to Elton John ruth’s Chris steak house at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: The Ruth’s Chris Jazz Trio skytop lodge, 1 Skytop Lodge Road, Skytop: Doug Smith Orchestra stage West, 301 N. Main Ave., Scranton: The Maguas Thirst T’s Bar & Grill, 120 Lincoln St., Olyphant: Flatland Ruckus and Ron Schoonover The V-spot Bar, 906 Providence Road, Scranton: Karaoke with DJ Huff Wise Crackers Comedy Club at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Carie Karavas with Mark DeMayo and Megan Goetz

suNday, april 7

The Cooperage, 1030 Main St., Honesdale: Main Wear Expo: A Fashion Show Fundraiser Finnegan’s irish rock Club, 514 Ash St., Scranton: Rocking it for Donny hEaT Bar & Nightclub, 69-71 N. Main St., Wilkes-

Barre: Not Yo Granny’s Bingo stage West, 301 N. Main Ave., Scranton: Bandlez Thirst T’s Bar & Grill, 120 Lincoln St., Olyphant: Wrestlemania 35 Waldo’s Tavern, 406 Green Ridge St., Scranton: Barstool Monkeys

MONday, april 8

Border Bar, 170 Laurel Plaza, Pittston: Whiskey Hill Project Finnegan’s irish rock Club, 514 Ash St., Scranton: Ken Norton irish Wolf pub, 503 Linden St., Scranton: Frank Marcinkowski, John Moncivais and Lauren Aminor ruth’s Chris steak house at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Erin McClelland The V-spot Bar, 906 Providence Road, Scranton: DJ APTRIK

TuEsday, april 9

ruth’s Chris steak house at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Erin McClelland

WEdNEsday, april 10

Bads, 415 Main St., Luzerne: Open mic night pour Boys Bar, 932 Wyoming Ave., Scranton: Village Idiots ruth’s Chris steak house at Mohegan sun pocono, 1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.: Erin McClelland stage West, 301 N. Main Ave., Scranton: Scary Pockets The V-spot Bar, 906 Providence Road, Scranton: Rare Form Duo

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april 6th The Soul Shakers with Matt Bennick

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concerts shows you can’t miss F.M. Kirby Center, Wilkes-Barre Tickets: 570-826-1100

Strand of Oaks, Wednesday, April 10 REO Speedwagon, Thursday, April 11 Kris Kristofferson and the Strangers, Sunday, April 14 Jon Anderson, Monday, April 15 Blue October, Friday, April 19 Arrival from Sweden, Friday, April 26 The Bizzare World of Frank Zappa, Wednesday, May 1 One Night in Memphis, Friday, May 3 Rocktopia, Wednesday, May 8 The Lords of 52nd Street, Saturday, May 11 Mount Airy Casino Resort, Mount Pocono Tickets: 877-682-4791

Elton John Tribute Show, Saturday, April 6 Jake Owen, Saturday, June 29 Bruce Hornsby and the Noisemakers, Friday, July 12 The Charlie Daniels Band, Friday, July 26 The Struts, Sunday, July 28 River Street Jazz Cafe, Plains Twp. Tickets: 570-822-2992

Philadelphia Freedom, Saturday, April 6 Goose and Kluster Phunk, Thursday, April 11 Halfway to Hell, Saturday, April 13 A Proud Monkey, Friday, April 19 The Englishtown Project, Saturday, April 20 The Grass Is Dead, Friday, April 26 Dustin Douglas and the Electric Gentlemen, Saturday, April 27 Marco Benevento, Wednesday, May 1 Big and the Kids Table, Blacks 77 and Disposable, Friday, May 3 Jam Stampede, Saturday, May 4 Penn’s Peak, Jim Thorpe Tickets: 570-325-0371

DJ SMIITH FRIDAY, APRIL 5TH 9:30PM FOOTBALL SUPERSTAR & OFFENSIVE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR SAQUON BARKLEY KEYSTONE GRAND BALLROOM SUNDAY, APRIL 28TH I 3:00PM

Join the star athlete as he participates in a moderated Q&A session. Participation is first-come, first-serve basis. Previously distributed wristbands will be honored.

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Unforgettable Fire and Fix You, Saturday, April 13 Bay City Rollers, Thursday, April 25 Bruce in the USA, Friday, April 26 Dennis DeYoung, Saturday, April 27 The Winery Dogs, Thursday, May 2 Steven Adler, Friday, May 3 Whitesnake, Sunday, May 5 The Ultimate Johnny Cash tribute, Tuesday, May 7 Eric Kearns, Wednesday, May 8 Melissa Etheridge, Thursday, May 9 Get the Led Out, Friday, May 10 Dark Star Orchestra, Saturday, May 11 Lights Out, Tuesday, May 14 Sherman Theater, Stroudsburg Tickets: 570-420-2808

Almost Queen, Friday, April 5 Golden Gate, Wingmen, Friday, April 12 Start Making Sense, Saturday, April 13 Granger Smith, Thursday, April 18 Blue October, Friday, April 19 Twiddle, Friday, April 19 Candlebox, Saturday, April 20 DJ Pauly D, Friday, April 26 Badﬁsh, Saturday, April 27

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Muse will perform Sunday, April 7, at 7:30 p.m. at Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. Tickets start $39.50 and can be purchased by calling 215-336-3600 or visiting wellsfargocenterphilly.com. SteelStacks, Bethlehem Tickets: 610-332-1300

Megan Williams Dance Projects, Thursday, April 4 Lotus Land, Friday, April 5 Here Come the Mummies, Thursday, April 18 Yellow Brick Road, Friday, April 19 Philadelphia Funk Authority, Saturday, April 20 Crystal Bowersox, Thursday, April 25 Patty Smyth and Scandal, Friday, April 26 Frontier, Friday, May 3 Troubadours, Friday, May 31 Saturday, June 1 Franklin Music Hall, Philadelphia Tickets: 215-627-1332

Hatebreed, Thursday, April 4 Dance Gavin Dance, Saturday, April 13 Parkway Drive and Killswitch Engage, Saturday, May 11 Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Friday, May 17 The Hives/Refused, Saturday, May 18 George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic, Thursday, June 6 New Found Glory, Friday, June 7 Rufus Du Sol, Tuesday, Aug. 6 King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Friday, Aug. 30 Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia Tickets: 800-298-4200

Fleetwood Mac, Friday, April 5 Ariana Grande, Monday, June 24 Kiss, Friday, March 29 Muse, Sunday, April 7 Justin Timberlake, Tuesday, April 9 Cher, Saturday, April 20 Hugh Jackman, Sunday, June 30 Jeff Lynne’s ELO, Saturday, July 13 John Mayer, Monday, July 22 Iron Maiden, Tuesday, July 30

Madison Square Garden, New York City Tickets: 212-307-7171

Muse, Monday, April 8 Billy Joel, Friday, April 12, and Thursday, May 9

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‘You but better,’ neon shades among top spring makeup looks

hile I am partial to fall, the spring and summer have tons of things that make me happy. There’s (seemingly) endless daylight, margaritas to be enjoyed on a deck somewhere and the opening of ice cream shops across the region. This warmer weather also has me ready for some new beauty. I scoured social media along with the rest of the interwebs to track down some of spring’s biggest beauty trends in makeup and skin care for you. Grab a cocktail or a caramel sundae, and let’s get started.

Stained lips As the weather warms up, soft, stained shades on lips are an easy way to add some color. They’re also foolproof since they don’t require preciseness and harsh edges. MAC Cosmetics Powder Kiss lipstick or Benefit Cosmetics Benetint will produce that “just bitten” look, but you also can do it yourself. Apply lip liner or liquid lipstick to the center of your lips and work outward with your finger or a lip brush for the same muted finish. It should almost give the illusion that you just had a ice pop — the softer the lines, the better.

Vibrant eyes The ’80s called, and they want you to rock their signature neons. Bright, color block shades on eyes dominated the spring 2019 Fashion Week runways and were seen all over the red carpets this past award season. Brands also offered an array of technicolor goodies this spring, including Colourpop Cosmetics Just My Luck palette in a sea of greens, Anastasia Beverly Hills Riveria palette that holds jewel tones and neon pink and purple pressed pigments, and Jeffree Star Cosmetics Blue Blood palette and its icy color story.

Supernatural nude We love fresh, glowing skin, and from Instagram influencers to celebrities, a “you but better” look is everywhere. Take a page from celebrity makeup artist Sir John and apply foundation or CC cream with a beauty sponge while moisturizer is still wet. This helps the product melt into skin for a seamless, natural-looking blend. Then, embrace your natural features with a little brow pomade to enhance texture and use a just-redder-than-your-skin color on cheeks and lips. Top with a subtle cream highlight in your skin tone for extra glow.

CBD and hemp seed oil skin care Cannabidiol, or CBD, and hemp seed oil have become buzz words over the past few years. Now, they’re cropping up in skin care from industry veterans such as Kiehl’s or newer cool-kid brand Herbivore Botanicals. Let’s start here: Neither hemp seed oil nor CBD will get you high. CBD, a chemical compound found in cannabis sativa plant, is nonpsychoactive. Hemp seed oil also comes from a variety of the plant and, once processed, does not contain any psychoactive compounds. CBD soothes irritation and dryness in skin, while hemp seed oil is known to help with dry skin, reduce inflammation and alleviate skin issues including eczema.

Gold This season is the time to be a golden goddess. Gold lids dominated spring runways, but adding a touch of gold to your makeup look will amp it up. You can rock glitter or metallic on eyes, lips or as highlight, and it can give off vibes anywhere from ethereal princess to disco queen.

Gia Mazur is a staff writer for Times-Shamrock Communications. Contact her at gmazur@timesshamrock.com, 570-348-9127 or @gmazurTT on Twitter.

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Hydroponic farmers transform eatery into High Bridge House BY PATRICE WILDING Staff Writer

ucked away on Route 502 just a few minutes from main roads in Spring Brook Twp., the High Bridge House towers above nearby pastures and fields as a culinary destination worth a short car ride. In December 2017, the property formerly known as the Cardinal Inn and Grassi’s Restaurant came under the ownership of North Pocono High School graduates Michele and Warren Kramer III, a married couple who also started the Pocono Hydrofarm in Daleville four years ago. The duo had always hoped to find the right opportunity to open a restaurant, and they found a good fit with the High Bridge House, where their farm-to-table dishes feature fresh produce from their nearby hydroponic farm. Guests can expect that the Boston bibb and Romaine lettuces found in Caesar, house and Cobb salads for lunch and dinner were plucked that same morning, the Kramers promised. “We pick our lettuce every day,” Michele Kramer said, adding that many of the Italian-American dishes on the menu also feature fresh basil from the farm. Aside from the show-stopping leafs piled high on plates, the High Bridge House is home to a grandiose dining room, complete with large-scale murals on the walls and a tall, wooden centerpiece structure that holds an aquarium and fireplace flanked by or nate lions’ head carvings. “The woodwork has that ‘wow’ factor,” Michele Kramer noted. The previous owner undertook extensive renovations before the Kramers bought the business, which also

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Michele Kramer, co-owner of the High Bridge House with her husband, Warren, displays the Spring Brook Twp. eatery’s Tater Salad, Shrimp Mexicali and Salted Caramel Martini plus fresh greens provided by their other business, Pocono Hydrofarm. JaKe Danna SteVenS / Staff PhotograPher

includes six functional rooms for rent upstairs and a private banquet hall downstairs that can hold up to 125. The main dining area seats about 80 with room for another 40 in the bar, where lively musical entertainment on Friday and Saturday nights gets guests up on their feet to dance. An outside patio, meanwhile, seats an extra 25, and later this spring, it will be fully enclosed in glass to make it accessible year-round. Indoors, however, the High Bridge House makes customers of all ages and tastes feel cozy. “The booths give everyone their own private feel,” War-

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ren Kramer said. “We want them to leave here happy and full. We try to incorporate a good atmosphere along with the good food.” Chef Jeff Jason is a longtime friend of the owners, who knew his cooking from his tenure at Olde Brook Inn. Among Jason’s standout dishes are his daily specials, from endless penne vodka and complete roast beef dinners on Mondays to Taco Tuesdays supplemented by an extensive Mexican menu. Wednesdays are Burger Nights, while Thursdays put cheesesteaks in the spotlight. And on the regular menu, housemade tater tots are a

The High Bridge House Address: 1092 route 502, Spring Brook twp. Phone: 570-842-0900 Owners: Michele and Warren Kramer iii Established: the Kramers took over in December 2017. Cuisine: italian-american Hours: Mondays through thursdays, 4 p.m. to close; fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, noon to close Online: Visit thehighbridgehouse.com or the facebook and instagram (@thehighbridgehouse) pages. signature detail diners enjoy. The High Bridge House features a different sangria and martini special daily, and it will offer specialty brunches for upcoming holidays, including Easter and Mother’s Day. It also offers on- and off-site catering.

The Kramers get the whole family in on the act — from Michele’s mom, Karen Richards, who serves as hostess, to Warren’s mother, Laurie Kramer, who makes the desserts, including her famous Rice Pudding — and guests can regularly spot the cou-

ple’s own three children — ages 6, 7 and 10 — getting off the school bus in front of the restaurant each afternoon. Though it’s a bit off the beaten path, the High Bridge House remains a familyfriendly and beguiling culinary stop in the North Pocono region. “A lot of people think it’s in the middle of nowhere, but it’s only 10 minutes from Lake Scranton, 10 minutes from Moosic and 15 (minutes) from Mount Pocono,” Warren Kramer said. Contact the writer: pwilding@timesshamrock.com; 570-348-9100 x5369; @pwildingtt on twitter

From left, Sandi and Joe Fusaro of Scranton and Ron Wescott of Clarks Summit

Lori Ella, left, and Amy Clegg of Clarks Summit

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Fran Jud, left, and Mariw McGraw, both Gail Colbeth of Sciota, left, and Liz Tilley of Clarks Summit of Stroudsburg

Performances of Rodgers and Hammerstein’s “The King and I” presented by Broadway Theatre League of Northeastern Pennsylvania recently took place at Scranton Cultural Center at The Masonic Temple.

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Mary Beth and Chris Scalese of Dunmore

From left, Chris Calvey, Gerrie Carey and Steve Voyce, all of Clarks Summit

Mike and Tracy Stelma of South Abington Twp. Jeananne and Joe Ustynoski of Hazleton

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start with a pattern, cut it out, the pattern gets glued to the glass, (and) it goes on the grinder to ground the edges. We use copper foil, which is the Tiffany method. The copper foil only sticks when you grind the edges and it has something rough to stick to. You copper foil around Tammy Pilger is the owner and glass artist at Tammy’s Stained Glass Treasures, all the edges, put it back together in the pattern, (and) it has to be soldered with 348 Adams Ave., Scranton. She teaches soldering iron and cleaned. After you classes and sells numerous types of glass put the foil and get it back together in treasures. A graduate of Knock Juniorthe pattern, you use a chemical called Senior High School in Saxenburg and Allied Technical School, she lives in South flux and brush that onto the copper and then start soldering. Scranton with her husband Bill and their children, Brittany, 23, and Brandon, 17. What is it like teaching a craft that many people don’t know Meet Tammy Pilger... much about? I enjoy teaching. People will sign Tell me about how you discovered up online, and they have no idea your love for stained glass. what they’re in for. I warn them when There used to be a glass store in Dickson City called Tingley Glass. I they come in, because it’s a lot of work. The intro class is a four-hour class, and went in, and I loved it. I bought all the you’re working from start to finish. The tools and equipment to do it at home in thing that I’ve noticed is when they take my basement. I started working on it an initial class, they either absolutely and then was going there purchasing glass. The owner saw some of the pieces love it and they’re addicted and they I was working on and actually hired me. come back to do more, or they grow an appreciation for what I do. They I worked at that shop for a while and understand why it’s expensive and why made things and sold them on it’s so hard to do. consignment. I helped her with a lot of custom orders, created new pieces, and What is one of the most eventually I started teaching a couple memorable custom pieces small classes. She ended up closing, so you’ve created? from my home, I started making more I do a lot of pieces that are special things and doing shows. to people for lost loved ones. I do a “mom angel”; just like you would buy a You teach stained glass and mother’s day ring where all the kids’ fused-glass classes. What are birthstones are on the ring, the wings the classes like? (of the angel) are the color of the mom’s I give a brief safety overview and birth month, and her hands are holding explain the glass to them. Stained a circle of life that represents the glass and fused glass are different things. children’s birthstones. One of my most Stained glass, specifically, is glass with memorable ones was for a family who different chemicals mixed in; that’s what lost their daughter. She committed makes the colors. It goes into a very hot suicide. They wanted her birthstone furnace and comes out like liquid glass. It’s rolled or hand rolled. The fused glass is filled on the circle. I started this recently: I also can fuse cremains into made pretty much the same way, but it’s pieces. These can be made into pendants tested to make sure that all the colors and or pocket stones or tie tacks or things pieces are compatible. It’s called the like that. I put them in a nice little box. coefficient of expansion (COE). Anything that’s fusing and goes in the kiln, you have That way, if people don’t want to wear them, they still have a nice way to to use a specific number of COE, because display it. if you mix the wrong glasses, they could crack. They don’t all expand and contract What makes you so passionate at the same rate. It’s mostly understanding about your job? the different temperatures of the kiln and I love the teaching aspect. I’ve had how that works and relates with the glass. probably 250 to 300 students in two Making stained glass is a heavy- and a half years here. They’re so happy, and they really enjoy coming here. I’ve duty process. Can you describe made a lot of friends since I’ve been what goes into it? here. It’s just fun, and it’s relaxing for Stained glass, to put a piece me too. I feel like somebody’s bartender; together, has a lot of steps. You

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they come in and tell me their problems, (and) I talk about my problems. It’s just really cool. I love doing the custom work, too, because most of it is my own creation, and I like when I get to collaborate with others.

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What other hobbies and interests do you have? I read. I love to read. I’ve always been a craft person and done different types of crafts. The other thing about glass, I used to do a lot of folk art painting. Now I can incorporate enamels and paint on glass, and it’s something permanent. I think all of the different hobbies that I’ve had have really been helpful with the glass work.

parents), and we knew people who were foster parents; they told us about their experiences. We decided to be foster parents with Lackawanna County Children and Youth. It is pretty interesting, and we learned a lot, that’s for sure.

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Have you had a moment or time in your life that helped shape the person you are today? I would say since Bill and I have gotten together. We’ve been through so much since we got married. In addition to losing his daughter a week after we got married, then we took care of his parents — they lived with us — then my dad, they’ve all passed away. We took care of them in hospice, and of Are you part of any community course the foster care. The boys were in organizations or groups? baseball, T-ball and karate, and we We were foster parents for several would go to all those activities with the years. We adopted Brittany, who’s kids. We had eight total kids at one my daughter, when she was 15. We point. We still hear from some of them haven’t done it for a few years. We had 75 every once in a while. kids in and out of our house in sevenand-a-half years. It all started when we first got married. We had my son and EMMA BLACK Bill’s daughter. A week after we got UP CLOSE & PERSONAL is a married, Bill’s daughter was killed in a regular feature in electric city, car accident. We were going to try to proﬁling people from all walks have another baby, but that wasn’t going of life throughout NEPA. to happen. We looked into (being foster

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NEPA Phil presents nature-inspired concert with guest violinist BY CAITLIN HEANEY WEST STAFF WRITER

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ust in time for the trees to bud and flowers to shoot up through the thawed ground, the Northeastern Pennsylvania Philharmonic draws attention to nature. The orchestra presents its final Masterworks concert of the season, dubbed “Inspired by Nature,” on Friday, April 5, at 8 p.m. in Peoples Security Bank Theater at Lackawanna College, Scranton. Under the leadership of interim music director Mélisse Brunet, the program will include Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons” with guest soloist Yevgeny Kutik on violin and Beethoven’s Symphony No. 6, “Pastorale.” While Beethoven’s piece places listeners in the Viennese countryside, the “Four Seasons” consists of four works with narrative elements that take inspiration f ro m s p r i n g , s u m m e r, autumn and winter and the nature of each. Vivaldi’s related his work, written around 1720, to sonnets about the seasons, and the music reflects certain sounds of the world, such as birds chirping. “The fact that he was writing this almost (300) years ago and did that is remarkable,” Kutik said last month by phone from Boston, where he lives. The violinist noted how even people who don’t listen to classical music tend to know the “Four Seasons.” “It’s just very approachable, and I think part of it ... has to do with these sonnets that Vivaldi wrote, because they’re very descriptive, and everybody can understand what he’s saying. “It’s still very cool like to be able to take the four weather

Violinist Yevgeny Kutik will perform as soloist with Northeastern Pennsylvania Philharmonic at its Masterworks concert Friday, April 5, in Scranton.

What: “Masterworks: Inspired by Nature,” presented by Northeastern Pennsylvania Philharmonic with guest artist Yevgeny Kutik When: Friday, April 5, 8 p.m. Where: Peoples Security Bank Theater at Lackawanna College, 501 Vine St., Scranton Details: Tickets cost $33 to $68. For tickets or more information, visit nepaphil.org or call 570270-4444.

changes of the year that everybody knows and has a very specific song,” Kutik added. “To put that to music is like just such a great way to kind of connect with the average listener. ... Sometimes in classical music we have a problem with the music not being approachable or being too daunting to too overwhelming for people who don’t list to classical music on a regular basis. But I feel like this piece breaks down that wall before you even play the first piece.” Kutik previously performed in NEPA last year, when he played with pianist Spencer Myer in a philharmonic chamber concert. Kutik said that performance “went quite well” and that he enjoyed playing in the region. “I loved meeting the people coming (to the concert),” he said. “It was a great environment in which to make music and (I) am very excited to come back and play with the orchestra and work with the conductor.” Those who enjoy what Kutik has to offer with the philharmonic can also check him out Tuesday, April 23, in his debut at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts

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in Washington, D.C. There he will perform two pieces from his album “Meditations on Family,” which came out last month. For the album, Kutik commissioned eight composers to write a short piece based on one of their family photos. Kutik, who emigrated from the for mer Soviet Union in 1990, said his family of musicians brought with them “a bunch of old music that really helped me later on in life when I started my career to better understand my culture and my cultural

background.” That music inspired his 2014 album, “Music from the Suitcase.” “I kind of wanted to continue down that road. ... (The composers) all have family. They all have histories. They all have stories,” Kutik said. “I’m trying to make that into a user-friendly way.” Kutik called each piece “a giant surprise.” “What I loved about the project was I had no idea what each composer would write, and I was just amazed,” he said. “Each one just goes down

a completely different road, and the photographs that they chose are very fascinating.” Business for the orchestra, meanwhile, remains on an upswing after it suspended operations for the 2017-18 season so it could develop a plan to stay financially viable. Nancy Sanderson, philharmonic executive director, said she expects to announce the next season’s lineup by the end of April. “I think that what I’d like everyone to know is that we have made serious progress on paying our debts, and so

we have a season plan for the 2019-20 season,” she said. “We’ll be back. And I think that’s the important piece — to let everybody know that we’re in good enough shape. The first year, it really was all about seeing if this area could support it, and we’re happy that the area has stepped up and purchased tickets — that’s a big part of it — and donated.” Contact the writer: cwest@timesshamrock.com; 570-348-9100 x5107; @cheaneywest on Twitter

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At left, actress, singer and Olyphant native Judy McLane, who played the roles of Tanya and Donna in “Mamma Mia” during its Broadway run, works with the Scranton Prep Players during a master class ahead of the students’ production of the ABBA musical, which opens this weekend. At right, McLane guides sophomore Marina Rinkunas on vocal technique and breathing during the master class.

Scranton Prep Players learn from Broadway vet Judy McLane BY GIA MAZUR Staff Writer

he Scranton Prep Players got the chance to learn from a Broadway star. Before the students sing and dance along to the music of Swedish pop quartet ABBA in jukebox musical “Mamma Mia,” the cast took a master class with Judy McLane. The Olyphant native and Great White Way veteran starred in the musical on Broadway for over a decade, first in the role of Tanya and then as the show’s lead, Donna. The opportunity to work with young people in her home region and to get back in touch with “Mamma Mia” made for a special experience for her.

“It’s a chance for me to give back,” said McLane, who teaches master classes to students around the country and gives private voice lessons in New York City. “I got to a place where I said, ‘Wow, there’s so much I can pass on.’ ... The students know I’m a performer, and it helps in a way. ... You’re doing it and bring more back to the table when you come back.” Prep’s show will take place Fridays, April 5 and 12, and Saturdays, April 6 and 13, at 7:30 p.m. and Sundays, April 7 and 14, at 2 p.m. in the school’s St. Robert Bellarmine Theatre, 1000 Wyoming Ave. Tickets cost $10 for general admission and will be available at the door. For

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more information or group rates, call 570-941-7737. The cast worked with McLane for a few hours — using songs from the show, other Broadway selections and some pop songs — on everything from vocal technique and breathing to understanding the context of the material. “Judy was an amazing teacher,” said junior and ensemble member Caroline Lapinski. “It was easy to understand what she wanted from us. She also gave lots of advice for not only practicing on our own but also for taking our next steps into musical theater as a career.” Each student got some oneon-one time with McLane, too,

If you go What: Scranton Prep Players present “Mamma Mia” When: fridays, april 5 and 12, and Saturdays, april 6 and 13, 7:30 p.m.; Sundays, april 7 and 14, 2 p.m. Where: Scranton Preparatory School, 1000 Wyoming ave. Details: tickets cost $10 for general admission and will be available at the door. for more information or group rates, call 570-941-7737. including Camille Pastore and Nadja Tomaszewski, who will play McLane’s former roles of Donna and Tanya, respectively. McLane remarked how talented the cast members were as well as how quickly they picked up on the tips she gave them. Show director Colin Holmes said McLane provided insight not only on her time in “Mamma Mia” but also on building and sustain-

can Pavilion at the Cannes Film Festival in France and Newport Beach Festival, among others. Regionally, she will appear in Pocono Center for the Arts’ concert event “Broadway Memories” along with other theater veterans on Sunday, April 7, at 4 p.m. at Stroudsmoor Country Inn, 257 Stroudsmoor Road, Stroudsburg. Her favorite moments, though, include working with young performers — especially those from her home region. “It’s rewarding,” McLane said. “And my roots are here. It’s alwaysfuntocomebackhome.”

ing a career in performing. “We are so grateful and lucky to have her here,” he added. McLane has kept busy in the years following her exit from “Mamma Mia,” including some television acting roles, musical productions and concerts. She acted in a short film, “Hiding in Day- Contact the writer: gmazur@ light,” which has been accept- timesshamrock.com; 570-348ed at festivals such as Ameri- 9127; @gmazurtt on twitter

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Burton’s remake of Disney classic complex, darker than original

fter all these decades as a cuddly cartoon creation, Dumbo has come to life. OK, fine, we’re not seeing an actual living baby elephant with gigantic ears in Tim Burton’s “Dumbo,” but the little guy sure LOOKS real, and as you’d expect, he’s super cute, with some of the warmest eyes in CGI history. And when he takes flight, how can you not be Team Dumbo? Dumbo 2.0 is I believe the 11th entry in the ongoing and quite possibly never-ending parade of Disney’s liveaction adaptations of its iconic catalogue of animated classics, which includes past efforts such as the Johnny Depp-starring “Alice in Wond e rl a n d ” m ov i e s, Jo n Favreau’s “The Jungle Book” and Bill Condon’s lavish and wonderful “Beauty and the Beast,” with live-action takes on “Aladdin” and “The Lion King,” among others, on tap. It’s a genius of a blueprint, even if not every one of these reboots has worked or will work. (Lord knows the prerelease publicity for “Aladdin” hasn’t gone according to plan, though as always, we’ll take the revolutionary stance of reserving judgment on a movie until we’ve actually SEEN the movie.) Of course, Tim Burton’s live-action, PG-rated, 112-minute-long version of “Dumbo” is weirder and more complex and darker than the original animated tale, which had a running time of just 64 minutes and was fairly simplistic — although it did contain that infamous “Pink Elephants on Parade” hallucinogenic scene. Burton’s version (with a screenplay by Ehren Kruger, whose credits include “The Ring,” yikes!) pays tribute to the “Pink Elephants” sequence, among other

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From left: Colin Farrell, Nico Parker and Finley Hobbins star in “Dumbo.”

‘Dumbo’ RICHARD ROEPER

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touchstones from the original, and holds true to the basic framework of the story about a misfit baby elephant with unnaturally large ears who learns that if he flaps those ears he can fly. But he packs this story with a host of new characters and complexities, sometimes heavy-handed social commentary, and a few jarringly anachronistic touches, including a cameo by a certain pop culture figure that’s equal parts hilarious and “What is even happening right now?” Brimming with Burton’s typically unique and eye-popping visuals, which often recall slightly feverish dreams

Stars: Colin Farrell, Michael Keaton, Danny Devito, Eva Green Rated: PG for peril/ action, some thematic elements, and brief mild language Running time: 112 min. Grade: ★★★ (out of four)

come to life, “Dumbo” opens in 1919, with the ramshackle traveling circus operated by one Max Medici (a perfectly cast Danny DeVito) experiencing hard times. Colin Farrell (wrestling his Irish accent into submission for the most part, with only a few lapses) is the former horseback-ridin’ circus sensation Holt Farrier, who returns from World War I with a chestful of medals and a missing right arm. Oh, and Holt’s wife died while he was overseas, so

now it’s just Holt and his super-smart daughter, Milly ( N i c o Pa rke r ) , wh o dreams of becoming a scientist and changing the world, and his sweet son, Joe (Finley Hobbins). Oh, and Max sold Holt’s horses while Holt was away. Geez! A one-armed widower with two kids who has lost his horses? That’s bleak, even by Disney back-story standards. Max takes pity on Holt and gives him a job tending to the elephants, including a recent acquisition, who is about to give birth. Enter Dumbo. Milly and Joe bond with the little guy, and together the three of them discover that if Dumbo flaps his ears, he can fly! Word of the sensational flying elephant spreads across the land and attracts the interest of the flamboyant, big-time entertainment

entrepreneur V.A. Vandevere (Michael Keaton, hamming it up in appropriately over-the-top fashion), who swoops in, strikes a deal with Max, and arranges to bring the entire troupe to his newest, state-of-the-art entertainment spectacle, with Dumbo as the star attraction. I don’t think I trust this Vandevere guy. Eva Green — like Keaton and DeVito, a Burton favorite — plays the French aerial artist Colette, who is to be teamed with Dumbo. (Colette’s particular journey is one of the more delightful aspects of the story.) Alan Arkin has a hilarious extended cameo as a banker who barks his lines as if he’s lost his hearing aid. Burton’s infatuation with grand spectacle actually undercuts the film’s emotional impact, especially during the great-looking but overly busy finale, which includes a pretty nifty but utterly unnecessary, inside-out callback to the Keaton-DeVito dynamic in “Batman Returns.” There’s so much going on in the home stretch — so many fireworks, so many mini-dramas within the larger drama — we come close to losing sight of what “Dumbo” should be all about: the brave little flying elephant, his quest to be reunited with his mother, and the lovable, ragtag circus folk who band together to thwart the evil villains and save the day. Fortunately, Dumbo is so awesome and so determined and so brave, and the heartwarming aspects of the story are so impactful, we never stop caring. Cartoon or live action, Dumbo remains a hero for the ages. RICHARD ROEPER reviews movies for The Chicago SunTimes. Distributed by Universal Press Syndicate.

Mini movies Captive State: Like every major city in 2027, Chicago is under the control of alien invaders, but a ragtag band of human insurgents is putting up resistance. Despite plenty of action, it’s more cerebral social commentary than bloodand-guts sci-fi thriller. Rated PG-13 for sci-fi violence and action, some sexual content, brief language and drug material. 109 minutes. ★★★ — RICHARD ROEPER

Gloria Bell: Julianne Moore gives a luminous performance as the title character, a divorced mother of adult children and a regular at a Los Angeles disco. This is a quiet film, moving at its own pace, reflecting life with such realism it’s as if we’re invisible guests in Gloria Bell’s life. Rated R for sexuality, nudity, language and some drug use. 101 minutes. ★★★ 1/2 — RICHARD ROEPER

Hotel Mumbai: While this depiction of the 2008 terror attacks in Mumbai can be an emotionally rough viewing experience, it’s an impressively staged, unfiltered, sometimes shockingly visceral film with stellar performances from the top-tier cast, including Dev Patel, Armie Hammer and Jason Isaacs. Rated R for disturbing violence throughout, bloody images, and language. 125 minutes. ★★★ — GARy THOmPsOn

Us: In the follow-up to his horror insta-classic “Get Out,” Jordan Peele directs with feverish style and coaxes insanely entertaining performances from actors playing family members and their creepy doppelgangers. There’s something thrilling about exiting a film and instantly wanting to see it again. Rated R for violence and terror, and language. 120 minutes. ★★★★ — RICHARD ROEPER

GRADE: ★★★★ Excellent, ★★★ Good, ★★ Fair, ★ Poor. MOVIE REVIEWS BY Richard Roeper, Universal Press Syndicate; Gary Thompson, Philadelphia Inquirer.

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Intern Advocate Melissa DeFina, left, and Lackawanna County program manager Lori Iannetta prepare for rock painting for “Consent Rocks,” one of the Women’s Resource Center’s events for April, aka Sexual Assault Awareness Month.

EVENTS PLANNED TO MARK SEXUAL ASSAULT AWARENESS MONTH By Gia Mazur Staff WrIter

The staff and volunteers of Women’s Resource Center want the community to know who they are and what they do. During April, which is Sexual Assault Awareness month, WRC has planned events to promote its plight as well as

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educate the community on sexual violence against women and men. WRC crisis and advocate services director Anna Faramelli said that, while the organization has always commemorated Sexual Assault Awareness Month, this year it wanted to try to reach as many people as it can.

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“We want everyone to feel comfortable approaching us and talking about it,” Faramelli said, adding the organization serves Lackawanna and Susquehanna counties. During Scranton’s First Friday Art Walk on April 5, the art installation “What Were You Wearing?” will be on

display from 5 to 8 p.m. at Elm Park United Methodist Church, 712 Linden St. The exhibit displays 18 outfits hanging next to 18 rape survivors’ stories about what they were wearing while they were attacked. At Lackawanna County Courthouse Square, participants can paint rocks

teal — the color associated with sexual assault awareness — along with words or messages of support. Talking about these issues can be uncomfortable, executive director Peg Ruddy said, but the events make the subject accessible. “They’re positive events, and they kind of take away that stigma,” she said. “These conversations can be difficult, and having this kind of outreach makes it easier.” Aside from the events on First Friday, WRC has a host of other activities planned throughout the month. On Thursday, April 4, at 4 p.m., WRC will partner with the Marywood University Graduate School of Social Work Association and the Human Trafficking Awareness & Prevention Committee for a screening of “I Am Jane Doe” in Room B in the Swartz Conference Centre for Spiritual Life at Marywood. A question-and-answer panel will follow with representatives from WRC, Marywood and Penn State University. T h e Wi l k e s - B a r r e / S c r a n t o n Penguins will host WRC Night on Saturday, April 13, at 7 p.m. at Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza, 255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp. Of every ticket sold, $4 will be donated to WRC. And on Sunday, April 14, at 2 p.m., people can bring their dogs to Z u m m o ’s C a f e, 9 1 6 M a r i o n S t . , Scranton, for a Yappy Hour. They also

are asked to donate an item for WRC hospital bags, which go to local hospitals for victims of sexual assault after their clothing has been collected as evidence. Items to donate include T-shirts, pants, socks, intimate appeal and personal hygiene items. O n We d n e s d ay, Ap r i l 2 4 , t h e community is asked to wear denim in a campaign that began when women of the Italian parliament came to work wearing jeans to protest an overturned rape conviction where the survivor was wearing jeans. The justices felt that, since the survivor wore tight jeans when she was attacked, she must have helped her rapist remove them, implying consent. WRC and its staff want women and men to know the services are out there if they need them. The monthlong schedule of events serves as a way for community members to learn about the importance of Sexual Assault Awareness Month and show support to survivors. “It really does take the whole community to end sexual violence against women and men,” Ruddy said. “So the diversity of these events reaches so many people and maybe community members that we would not be able to interact with otherwise.” Contact the writer: gmazur@timesshamrock.com; 570-348-9127; @gmazurtt on twitter

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“i am Jane Doe” screening and question-and-answer panel: thursday, april 4, 4 p.m., room B, Swartz Conference Centre for Spiritual Life, Marywood University, 2300 adams ave., Scranton “What Were you Wearing?” — Survivor art installation: friday, april 5, 5 to 8 p.m., elm Park United Methodist Church, Linden St., Scranton “Consent rocks!” rock painting: friday, april 5, 5 to 8 p.m., Lackawanna County Courthouse Square, Scranton; Wednesday, april 10, 3:30 to 6:30 p.m., open Door Cafe at Montrose United Methodist Church, 90 Church St.; friday, april 19, 5 to 8 p.m., Community resource Center on Public avenue, Montrose Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins WrC Night: Saturday, april 13, 7 p.m., Mohegan Sun arena at Casey Plaza, 255 highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre twp. yappy hour: Sunday, april 14, 2 p.m., Zummo’s Cafe, 916 Marion St., Scranton Denim Day: Wednesday, april 24 For an updated schedule or more information, visit the Women’s Resource Center’s Facebook page or call 570-346-4671.

First Friday events “Art,” works by george Penyak, with music by the groove Berries, adezzo, 515 Center St. “Reverie: A Keystone College Senior Exhibition,” works by keystone College seniors, with live music, afa gallery, 514 Lackawanna ave. Josh Anderson, with music by vinz and kanobi, analog Culture, 349 n. Washington ave. “North of Indigo,” works by erin Jordan, with live music, aoS Metals, 527 Bogart Court “Alien Nation,” works by Constance Denchy, aPgaLLerY, Door B, 349 n. Washington ave. “Reverie: A Keystone College Senior Exhibition,” works by keystone College seniors, with music by Mark Biederman, artWorks gallery & Studio, 503 Lackawanna ave. “Fearless Feathered Friends,” works by kim hằng nguyễn, august Coffee/veloce Scranton, 120 franklin ave. Brooke Jana, with live music, Bar Pazzo, 131 n. Washington ave. “An Ode to the Scatterbrained Majority of Our Society,” works by Shandon Black, the Bog, 341 adams ave. girl Scout troop 50811 cookie sale, outside Buona Pizza, 504 Lackawanna Ave., and outside Duffy Accessories, 218 Linden St. “I Heard You Paint Pets (and People),” works by Sam Barrese, Davinci Pizza and Italian eatery, 505 Linden St. “Think Globally Act Locally,” works by Diana Perciballi and Dan of Space time Mead; with music by Jess Illuzi, Jim Cullen, Jack Bordo, and Mike ragu; Duffy accessories, 218 Linden St. “Fantastic Imagination: A Remix of Urban Experience,” works by Michele tyburski, eden — a vegan Cafe, 344 adams ave. “Floriography,” paintings by Chrissy Manuel, with a DJ set by Das Black Milk, electric City Bakehouse, 314 Penn ave. De Marque showcase, eP fashion, second floor, Marketplace at Steamtown, 300 Lackawanna ave. “Over the Years,” works by Judith Youshock, the garden — a Mediterranean restaurant, 116 n. Washington ave. “La floraison,” works by kaylee Dunning, the giving tree Wellness Center, 311 Penn ave. 10th annual Electric City Tattoo Convention, with live tattooing pinup contest and burlesque show, hilton Scranton & Conference Center, 100 adams ave. “Altered States: Important Prints from the Maslow Collection,” work by various artists, hope horn gallery at University of Scranton, 600 block of Linden Street

Lackawanna College Photo Voice presentation, works by various artists, Lackawanna College, 501 vine St. Chanel L. Fields book signing for “The Power of Forgiveness,” with live music, Library express, second floor, the Marketplace at Steamtown, 300 Lackawanna ave. Live music, the Marketplace at Steamtown, 300 Lackawanna ave. “As Above, As Below,” works by Leigh Pawling, Marquis art & frame, 515 Center St. Sip and See featuring Gal Meets Glam, new Laundry, 127 n. Washington ave. “Jeweled Moon,” works by Patrick kwiatkowski, northern Light espresso Bar and Cafe, 536 Spruce St. “A Night of Tasting for the Gourmet in All of Us,” items by household 6 Creations, note fragrances, 401 Spruce St. NEPA Candles Spring Collection, works by David temprine, with live music, opulence on Spruce, 310 Spruce St. “Open Conversations with Higher Beings,” works by Billy Brandenburg, Peculiar Slurp Shop, 307 Penn ave. “Northeast Scranton Intermediate School Art Extravaganza,” Pink Pedal, 222 Wyoming ave. “Poshy Lost Ghost,” works by ted Scazafabo, with music by DJ Matt Michaylo, PoSh at the Scranton Club, 404 n. Washington ave. Acrylic pouring, scents and Girl Scout cookies, with Janet noldy, krystal almeida and girl Scout troop 50771, Scranton Mattress Co., 428 Spruce St. Spontaneous Poetry with Laurel Radzieski, Scranton Public Market, second floor, Marketplace at Steamtown, 300 Lackawanna ave. “Breaking,” works by Paige e. owings, Slocum hollow Properties, 518 Lackawanna ave. “Migration,” works by Betsy kliensasser, Slocum hollow Properties, 516 Lackawanna ave. “Recent Works in Painting and Mixed Media,” works by Sam kuchwara, with live music, terra Preta Prime, 301 n. Washington ave. “Chablu’z Art,” with live music, the velvet elvis, 523 Bogart Court “Every Day in Transit,” works by Matt Montella, with music by Michael Stec, the Wandering hen Cafe, 305 Penn ave. Letterpress open house: Make-and-take Easter Egg prints, with music by John Meza, the Workshop, 334 adams ave. Sammy Rivera Photography, Yoga West, 311 adams ave.

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Pizza and Chowder Sale, Friday, April 5, 3 to 7 p.m. William Walker Hose Company, 803 Penn Ave., Mayﬁeld. Cooked or uncooked pizza: $10 per tray; Manhattan Clam Chowder: $10 for 32 ounces/$5 for 16 ounces. 570-876-1671 or 59ﬁre.com. Sixth annual Spring Vendor Craft Fair, Saturday, April 6, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Features vendors, free pictures with the Easter Bunny and face painting. Proceeds benefit the Strengthening Families Program. Riverside Elementary School East, 900 School St., Moosic. 570-342-7171 or riversidesd.com/east.htm. Spring Fling Benefit for Brain Aneurysm, Sunday, April 7, noon to 4 p.m. Held in memory of Kennedy R. Bryden Jr., the fundraiser features music by Chillin’, pizza, raffles, 50/50 and cash bar. Proceeds benefit the Bee Foundation. The Red Mill, 340 S. Main St., Pittston. $10 admission. 570-654-1900. Fourth annual Easter E-G-G-Stravaganza, Sunday, April 7, 1 to 3 p.m. Features egg hunt with 10,000 filled eggs, prizes and light snacks and refreshments. Bring your own basket. Jessup Youth Sports Association, 1 Moosic Lake Road. Free. SS. Peter & Paul Russian Orthodox Church Soup Sale, Fridays, April 12 and 19, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Featured soups are Manhattanstyle clam chowder and vegetarian vegetable. Advanced orders suggested. SS. Peter & Paul Russian Orthodox Church, 1720 Academy St., Scranton. $7 per quart. 570-343-8128 or saintspeterandpaulscranton.com. Easter Bunny, Friday, April 12, 3 to 8 p.m. Bring your pet or your child for photos. There Arrival from Sweden will perform Friday, April 26, at 7 p.m. at F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, also will be a basket raffle and an Easter egg pick. Wilkes-Barre. For tickets, call 570-826-1100 or visit kirbycenter.org. Proceeds benefit Tracey’s Hope Hospice Care & Rescue for Domestic Animals Inc. Marie’s Diner, p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Legion Post 86, 238 Main St., Susquehanna Fourth annual Buy Local Spring Fling, 207 McAlpine St., Duryea. $5. Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $15 advance/$20 day Depot. 570-853-3542. Saturday, April 13, 11 a.m. Features more than Baked Haddock Fish Dinner, Friday, April 12, of show. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. Spring Thaw Ice & Wine Festival, Saturday, 75 local vendors. Food and drinks available 5 to 7 p.m. Eat in or take out. Menu includes REO Speedwagon, Thursday, April 11, 8 p.m. April 20, noon to 5 p.m. Ice House at Sculpted Ice for purchase. Scranton Cultural Center at The baked haddock, potato, coleslaw, roll and dessert. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Works, 311 Purdytown Turnpike, Lakeville. $20 Reservations by April 8. For reservations, call Sandra Masonic Temple, 420 N. Washington Ave. $2 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $49.50-$99.50, plus advance/$8 designated driver advance. admission. 570-346-7369. 570-383-9487. Regal Room, 216 Lackawanna Ave., fees. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. Most Holy Trinity Parish St. Martin’s Pierogi Olyphant. stcyrils.weconnect.com. Alabama, Friday, April 12, 7 p.m. Mohegan Fundraiser, Sunday, April 14. St. Martin of Tours Ukranian Pysanky Eggs, Friday, April 12, Parish, Route 92 and 492, Jackson. $8 per dozen. Masterworks: Inspired by Nature, Friday, April Sun Arena at Casey Plaza, 255 Highland Park 6 p.m. Class on the basic steps of creating Easter Egg Hunt, Monday, April 15, 11:30 5, 8 p.m. Northeastern Pennsylvania Philharmonic Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp. 570-970-7600 or a pysanky egg. This hands-on step-by-step a.m. and 3:30 p.m.; Tuesday, April 16, 1, 4 and presents Beethoven’s Symphony No. 6 “Pastorale” mohegansunarenapa.com. instruction will help you decorate your own egg. Unforgettable Fire and 42, Saturday, April 13, 5:30 p.m.; Wednesday, April 17, 10:30 a.m. and and Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons” with Yevgeny Kutik The Gathering Place, 304 S. State St., Clarks 8 p.m. Penn’s Peak, 325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe. 3:30 p.m.; Thursday, April 18, 11:30 a.m. and on violin. Peoples Security Bank Theater at Summit. 570-881-7612 or GatheringPlaceCS.org. 3:30 p.m.; Friday, April 19, 11:30 a.m. and 1 p.m. Lackawanna College, 501 Vine St., Scranton. 570- $20 advance/$25 day of show. SONrise, Friday, April 12, and Saturday, April Tengyue Zhang, Sunday, April 14, 4 p.m. Bring your basket. Stories, songs and a craft will 955-1490 or lackawanna.edu. 13, 7 p.m.; Sunday, April 14, 10 a.m. Clarks Presented by Classical Guitar Society. St. Luke’s be included. To register, call the library for a time The Marywood University Chamber Singers, Green Assembly of God, 204 South Abington Episcopal Church, 232 Wyoming Ave., Scranton. slot. Nancy Kay Holmes Library, 1032 Green Ridge Saturday, April 6, 2 p.m. The Cooperage, 1030 Road. Donations accepted. 570-586-8286 or $15 general admission/$10 students. St., Scranton. 570-207-0764 or lclshome.org. Main St., Honesdale. Donations accepted. 570cgassembly.com. Jacob Johnson, Sunday, April 14, 5 p.m. The Earth Day Fair, Tuesday, April 16, 11 a.m. 253-2020 or thecooperageproject.org. A Holy Land Tour of the Passion: Passion Cooperage, 1030 Main St., Honesdale. Suggested Features presentations and information related Bobby Valli, Saturday, April 6, 7 to 10 p.m. Play, Friday, April 12, 7:30 p.m. Refreshments donation: $15 advance/$20 at door. 570-253-2020 Wildcat Saloon, 247 Wildcat Road, Olyphant. $15 and fellowship in the Church Hall follows. St. John to the environment and sustainable practices. or thecooperageproject.org. University of Scranton, 800 Linden St. Free. 570advance/$20 at door. the Baptist Church, 126 Nesbitt St., Larksville. Kris Kristofferson & the Strangers, Sunday, April 941-7520 or linda.walsh@scranton.edu. In Concert, Saturday, April 6, 7:30 p.m. 570-779-9620. 14, 7 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, Easter Flower Sale, Wednesday, April 17, 6 to Features University of Scranton Jazz Band with Easter Egg Hunt and Brunch with the Easter 8 p.m. Choose from hyacinths, tulips, daffodils the Alumni Blues Doctors: Drs. Adonizio, Costello, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $29-$69, plus fees. Bunny, Saturday, April 13. Photographer will or small or large lilies. Orders due Thursday, Newman and Stopper. Houlihan-McLean Center at 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. be available with photo packages for purchase. In Concert, Sunday, April 14, 7:30 p.m. April 11. Make checks payable to Ladies of Mary U of S, 800 Linden St. Free. scranton.edu/music Misericordia University, 301 Lake St., Dallas. $15 Features Mannes School of Music Brass or music@scranton.edu. adults/$8 children. 570-674-6400 or misericordia. Society. Exaltation of the Holy Cross Church, 420 Main Road, Hanover Twp. $8-$17. 570-407-3607. Rocketman: A Tribute to Elton John, Saturday, Orchestra and University of Scranton Singers. edu. Houlihan-McLean Center at U of S, 800 Linden Sons of the American Legion Lenten Fish Fry, April 6, 8 p.m. Gypsies Lounge & Night Club Easter Bake Sale, Saturday, April 13, 10 a.m. St., Scranton. Free. 570-941-7624 or music@ at Mount Airy Casino, 312 Woodland Road, to 5 p.m. Features homemade baked goods, paska Friday, April 19, 5 to 7 p.m. Eat in or take out. scranton.edu. Menu includes fried flounder, shrimp and baked Mount Pocono. $25-$45. 877-682-4791 or bread, kolachi and assorted cookies. Holy Ghost haddock dinners. Proceeds benefits Hunts for mountairycasino.com. Byzantine Catholic Church, 313 First Ave., Jessup. Healing and other veterans’ charities. American Strand of Oaks, Wednesday, April 10, 7:30 Please see Calendar, Page 18 570-489-9055.

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Empty Bottles BY DAVID FALCHEK Paper Plane a newer cocktail worthy of bartenders’ canon

ne of the youngest classic cocktails is the Paper Plane. It not only is simple but also taps into contemporary cocktail trends. Like the classic cocktail the Last Word, it is comprised of equal parts of four ingredients, so there is not much to memorize. Like an evolved Manhattan, the Paper Plane includes bourbon, amaro, Aperol and lemon juice. The cocktail was created

by Sam Ross, a baby-faced hipster who bartended at New York’s Milk & Honey at the crest of the cocktail revolution and now operates the space as Attaboy alongside a newer New York City bar, Diamond Reef. He’s one of the few living bartenders whose creations have made it into the bartender’s canon. He also created the excellent whiskey drink Penicillin and the Gordon’s Breakfast, a savory gin cocktail that

sounds gross on paper (I have yet to try it). The Paper Plane embraces hot trends in cocktails, such as whiskey and the contrasting intensities of bitter and sweet. For the bourbon, I use Basil Hayden’s, perhaps the lightest of all bourbons. Made by whiskey titan Buffalo Trace, Basil shows honey and floral notes and subtlety that makes it a great supporting player for some cocktails.

It is an excellent sipping bourbon for anyone but especially for those starting to get into American whiskeys. Aperol originated as an aperitif. The bittersweet cocktail addition is used as a lower-alcohol, less-intense version of Campari. Many enjoy it on ice or as an Aperol spritz. Amaro means “bitter,” and amaros (or amari) are indeed bitter, that quality derived from macerating

herbs and other botanicals. I tried the entry-level amaro, Ramazzotti, which tastes syrupy and is dominated by licorice character. Shake those ingredients, in equal parts, on ice, pour the mixture into the glass of your choice with a lemon rind garnish and enjoy this new classic. The ingredients combine to create a deeply flavored drink that starts out bitter then moderates, showing character of iced tea and

cherry. The lemon juices keeps it crisp. I tried the Paper Plane with Bulleit Bourbon, which stood up better to the intensity of the amaro and Aperol for a more balanced cocktail, even with the stronger alcohol in Bulleit. Feel free to try this with your favorite whiskey or brown spirit. Great cocktails like the Paper Plane have a versatility and adapt to shifting ingredients.

FROM PAGE 16 An American Choral Mosaic: Art, Folk, Jazz and Broadway Music, Wednesday, April 17, 7:30 p.m. Features songs from “The Greatest Showman” and “The Wizard of Oz,” along with the jazz favorite “Route 66.” Lemmond Theater at Misericordia University, 301 Lake St., Dallas. $5 general/$3 MU alumni and employees/free for MU students and veterans. 570-674-1225. Rock 107 39th Birthday Bash, Thursday, April 18. Performances by Fabulous Thunderbus, M-80, Flaxy Morgan and Rockstar Revolution. The Woodlands Inn & Resort, 1073 Route 315, Plains Twp. rock107.com/rock107-39th-birthday-bash/. Blue October: The King Tour, Friday, April 19. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, WilkesBarre. $29.50 advance/$32 day of show. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. Back Mountain Jazz Series: Music Through Time, Friday, April 26, 6 p.m. Features concert by award-winning trumpet and flugelhorn artist and educator John Maurer, Soyka Artistin-Residence for 2018-19 at Misericordia University, and pianist Nate Petley. Lemmond Theater at Misericordia University, 301 Lake St., Dallas. rweber@misericoria.edu. Peggy Haas Howell, Friday, April 26, 6 p.m. Reserve by Monday, April 22. St. Peter’s Cathedral, 315 Wyoming Ave., Scranton. $14 individual/$12

AGO members. 570-301-9253 or dean@agopane.org. Arrival from Sweden, Friday, April 26, 7 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $25-$35, plus fees. 570-8261100 or kirbycenter.org. Open Mic Night with Breaking Ground Poets, Friday, April 26, 7 p.m. Dietrich Theater, 60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock. Free. 570-996-1500 or dietrichtheater.com. In Recital, Friday, April 26, 7:30 p.m. Features Kako Miura on violin. Houlihan-McLean Center at University of Scranton, 800 Linden St. Free. 570-9417624 or scranton.edu/music. Rat Pack Together Again, Friday, April 26, 8 p.m. The Theater at North, 1539 N. Main Ave., Scranton. $25-$35. 570800-5020 or thetheateratnorth. org. Annual Spring Concert, Saturday, April 27, 4 p.m. Performers include Penn State Scranton Chorale; the Roc{K} tet and Penn State Scranton Jazz Band; and the sixth-, seventh- and eighth-grade chorus from Wallenpaupack Area School District. The Theater at North, 1539 N. Main Ave., Scranton. Free. 570-800-5020 or thetheateratnorth.org. In Concert, Saturday, April 27, 7:30 p.m. Features University of Scranton String Orchestra with guest soloist Kako Miura. Houlihan-McLean Center at U of S, 800 Linden St. Free. 570-941-7624, scranton. edu/music or music@scranton. edu.

Bob Lewis and Megan Palmer with James Yamrus, Saturday, April 27, 8 p.m. Karl Hall, 57B N. Main St., WilkesBarre. $10, plus fees. The Bizarre World of Frank Zappa, Wednesday, May 1, 8 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. 570-8261100 or kirbycenter.org.

students, alumni and seniors. 570-674-6719 or misericordia. edu/superstar. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Thursday, April 11, and Friday, April 12, 8 p.m.; Saturday, April 13, 2 and 8 p.m. Presented by Liva Arts Company. PNC Auditorium, Loyola Science Center at University of Scranton, 204 Monroe Ave. $5. 570-9417401, scranton.edu or info@ scranton.edu. Jesus Christ Superstar, Friday, April 12, through Sunday, April 14; Friday, April 26, through Sunday, April 28. Phoenix Performing Arts Centre, 409 Main St., Duryea. $12. 570-457-3589 or phoenixpac. vpweb.com. An Evening at Ford’s Theater: A Dramatic Reading, Saturday, April 13, 2 to 3 p.m. Presented by Dearly Departed Players. The play tells the story of the night Lincoln was assassinated through the eyes of the theater personnel, performers and audience members. Seating limited. Albright Memorial Library, 500 Vine St., Scranton. 570-348-3000 or albright.org. CaPAA’s Spring Musical Theatre Dance Showcase, Wednesday, April 24, 7 p.m. The Ritz Building, 222 Wyoming Ave., Scranton. $12.50. 570252-4156 or showtix4u.com. Love, Loss, and What I Wore, Friday, April 26, and Saturday, April 27, 7:30 p.m. George P. Maffei II Theatre at King’s College, 133 N. River St., Wilkes-Barre. $12 general/$5 students and seniors. 570-208-

5825 or kings.edu. Callaway-We-Go, Saturday, April 27. Temple Hesed, 1 Knox Road, Scranton. 570-344-7201 or templehesed.org. Tuck Everlasting, Wednesday, May 1. CaPAA Theater at the Ritz, 222 Wyoming Ave., Scranton. ShowTix4U.com.

Presented North Pocono High School. Senior citizen preview: Thursday, April 25; dinner, 5 p.m.; show, 6; reservations required; call 570-842-7606. North Pocono High School, 300 Bochicchio Blvd., Covington Twp. $8 adults/$6 students and senios/$5 children under 12. 570-842-7606 or npsd.org.

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Opening

Once Upon a Mattress, Friday, April 5, 7 p.m.; Saturday, April 6, 2 and 7 p.m.; Sunday, April 7, 2 p.m.; Friday, April 12, 7 p.m.; Saturday, April 13, 2 and 7 p.m.; Sunday, April 14, 2 p.m. Presented by Kiss Theatre Company. A sensory-friendly and relaxed performance will take place April 7. Kiss Theatre Company, 400 East End Centre, Wilkes-Barre. $16 adults/$14 students, senior citizens and military/$12 children under 5. 484-653-9553 or kisstheatre. org. Much Ado About Nothing, Thursday, April 11, through Saturday, April 13, 7:30 p.m.; Sunday, April 14, 2 p.m. George P. Maffei II Theatre at King’s College, 133 N. River St., Wilkes-Barre. $12 general/$5 students and seniors. 570-2085825 or kings.edu. Jesus Christ Superstar, Thursday, April 11, through Saturday, April 13, 8 p.m.; Sunday, April 14, 2 p.m. Presented by Misericordia University Players. Lemmond Theater at Misericordia, 301 Lake St., Dallas. $8 general/$5

STUDENT PRODUCTIONS Opening

Carnival, Friday, April 5, and Saturday, April 6, 7 p.m.; Sunday, April 7, 2 p.m. Presented by Scranton High School Knight Players. Scranton High School, 63 Mike Munchak Way. $10 general/$8 students and seniors. 570-348-3481 or jenny.brotherton@ssdedu.org. Mary Poppins, Friday, April 5, and Saturday, April 6, 7 p.m. Mid Valley Secondary Center, 52 Underwood Road, Throop. The Apple Tree: A Musical Comedy, Friday, April 12, and Saturday, April 13, 7 p.m.; Sunday, April 14, 2 p.m. Presented by West Scranton High School Players. West Scranton High School, 1201 Luzerne St. 570-3483616 or facebook.com/ westscrantonplayers. Breaking Legs, Friday, April 12, and Saturday, April 13, 7:30 p.m.; Sunday, April 14, 3 p.m. Presented by Lakeside Players. Lakeville Community Hall, Route 590. $14. 570-226-6207 or lakesideplayers.net. Pinocchio, Friday, April 26, 7 p.m.; Saturday, April 27, 1 and 7 p.m.; Sunday, April 28, 1 p.m.

Continuing

Beehive: The ’60s Musical, Thursday, April 4, 7 p.m.; Saturday, April 6, 7 p.m. Presented by Dunmore High School Crimson Company. Dunmore High School, 300 W. Warren St. $10 adults/$8 students and seniors/$5 children 5 and younger. 570-241-7488.

ART

Opening

Reverie, Thursday, April 4, through Thursday, April 25. Opening reception: Friday, April 5, 6 to 9 p.m. Artist talk: Saturday, April 13, 2 p.m. Features works by Trevor Gregorowicz, Lindsey Lockwood, William Lycholaj, Ethan McConnell-Drozdis, Nolan McMahon, Robert Pipeling, Staci Srebo and Joanna Wallace. AFA Gallery, 514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. 570-969-1040 or artistsforart.org. Triple Vision: Photography, Jewelry and Unique Fixtures, Thursday, April 4, through Tuesday, April 30. Art e’ Fekts Gallery, 71 S. Main St., Pittston. artefekts.com. Please see Calendar, Page 19

SOUNDS / CALENDAR

Sounds BY MIKE EVANS Grab the latest from three returning acts Panda Bear — ‘Buoys’ THE GOOD: Animal Collective member Panda Bear (singer/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist/producer Noah Lennox) comes back with an intimate sixth solo record. THE BAD: Nothing. THE NITTY GRITTY: Still a member of Animal Collective, Lennox wasn’t part of the group’s last record, “Tangerine Reef,” a one-off collaboration with a marine biologist. His absence is completely excusable though if he was working on “Buoys” instead. The new album strips away many of the electronics and psychedelic atmospherics of past works and shows the singer in a much different light. Lennox always put those otherworldly sounds to good use, but it’s cool hearing the man show off his pure pop chops as he delivers simple, echo-drenched compositions built upon shuffling acoustic guitars, minimal beats and sparse keyboard squiggles. Even though it’s sometimes coated in effects, Lennox’s voice is more front-and-center. During songs such as “Dolphin,” “Cranked” and “Master,” his lyrics and melodies are just as important as the overall groove. That’s not usually the case with Panda Bear records, but the shake-up works. BUY IT?: Yes.

The Claypool Lennon Delirium — ‘South of Reality’ THE GOOD: Prog-rock duo the Claypool Lennon Delirium returns with a way-out sophomore set. THE BAD: Know what you’re getting into. Imagine vintage Emerson, Lake and Palmer or King Crimson but with more sarcastic wit. “Reality” is NOT for everyone. THE NITTY GRITTY: The two main players are Les Claypool of Primus and Sean Lennon of about six other on-again/off-again projects (dude gets around). The two originally collaborated on a one-off record after touring together in separate bands. Now, the Delirium is more long-term. With Claypool playing bass throughout and singing half the songs, it’s sometimes difficult to separate CLD from Primus. However, Lennon makes sure the music goes in more cosmic directions. This is a loose space-rock record where Lennon’s psychedelic tendencies go toe-to-toe with Claypool’s distinct brand of funk and humor. The combination works; it’s an indie rock throwback to the days of “Tarkus” or “2112.” The album is lightly goofy in spots but quite enjoyable if you’re open to its vibes. BUY IT?: Sure.

Family Animals — ‘The End Is Mere’ THE GOOD: Scranton natives Family Animals enters its second decade together with the super-groovy “The End Is Mere.” THE BAD: Nah. THE NITTY GRITTTY: Once again, the Viola brothers and their buddy Frank have created something “unclassifiable.” “Mere” straddles many fences, takes more than a few left turns and smashes multiple genres in the process. “Push Play” kicks off the proceedings with a loopy bit of Ween-esque playfulness. From there, we plow through the Grateful Dead-like jam “Gimmie Jim-Jims,” neo-psychedelic buzz of “Nuclear Confusion,” stoned rocker “The Modern Life,” weird workout “Guitarbot 4000 and the Two Tongue Twins” and the melodic yet foreboding “A Speaker in Your Stereo.” The variety is trippy, the music all-encompassing. “Mere” is a deep, multi-textured mixed bag — a true headphones album that works best when savored as a whole. Trust me. You won’t be bored. BUY IT?: Definitely. And go for the CD — NOT the download. The Swims’ Brian Langan did the slick artwork. Contact the writer: mevans@shamrocknepa.com

FROM PAGE 18 SFC Photography Exhibit, Friday, April 5, through Friday, April 26. Camerawork Gallery, 515 Center St., Scranton. 570-344-3313 or cameraworkgallery.org. WCAA Celebrating Student’s Creativity Art Exhibit, Friday, April 5, 5 to 8 p.m.; Saturday, April 6, and Sunday, April 7, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Dorflinger Glass Museum, Elizabeth Street, White Mills. 570-253-1185 or dorflinger.org. Do You See What I See, Saturday, April 6, through Tuesday, April 30. Opening reception: Saturday, April 6, 4 to 6 p.m. Works by Tommy Hennigan. The Wonderstone Gallery, 100 N. Blakely St., Dunmore. 570-344-2360 or thewonderstonegallery.com. PostSecretX, Saturday, April 6, through Sunday, June 9. Pauly Friedman Art Gallery at Misericordia University, 301 Lake St., Dallas. 570674-6250 or misericordia.edu. Life, Death, and Memory: Art and Artifacts from the Passionist China Collection, Monday, April 8, through Wednesday, April 24. Harry and Jeanette Weinberg Memorial Library at University of Scranton, 800 Linden St. 570-941-4000 or scranton.edu. Environmental Art Show, Wednesday, April 10, through Wednesday, April 24. Harry and Jeanette Weinberg Memorial Library at University of Scranton, 800 Linden St. 570-941-7520, scranton.edu or linda.walsh@scranton.edu. Reverie, through Saturday, April 27. Opening reception: Friday, April 5, 6 to 9 p.m. Artist talk: Saturday, April 13, noon. Features work by Kelly Corcoran, Emily Gerrity, Autumn Kellam, Courtney McCreary, Matthew Nealon, Bradley Parry and Victoria White. ArtWorks Gallery & Studio, 503 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. 570207-1815 or ArtWorksNEPA.com. University of Scranton Student Exhibition, Sunday, April 28, through Friday, May 3. Reception: May 3, 6 to 8 p.m. Hope Horn Gallery at University of Scranton, Hyland Hall. 570-9414214 or scranton.edu/gallery. Continuing

Preserved: Traditions of the Andes, through Sunday, April 7. Open on weekends only. Everhart Museum, 1901 Mulberry St., Scranton. Fees vary 570-346-7186 or everhart-museum. org. Altered States: Important Prints from the Maslow Collection, through Friday, April 12. Public lecture: Friday, April 5, 5 to 6 p.m., Brennan Hall, room 228; public reception: April 5, 6 to 8 p.m., gallery. Hope Horn Gallery at University of Scranton, Hyland Hall. 570-9414214 or scranton.edu/gallery. Club Soda, through Sunday, April 14. Artspace Gallery, 221 Center St., Bloomsburg. 570-784-0737 or artspace-bloomsburg.com. Keystone College Visual Arts Program Faculty Exhibition, through Friday, April 19. Linder Gallery at Keystone College, 1 College Green, La Plume. 570-945-8467 or keystone.edu. HerSELF: Through the eyes of Amy Kiser, through Monday, April 29. Everhart Museum, 1901 Mulberry St., Scranton. 570-346-7186 or everhart-museum.org. OurSELF, through Monday, April 29. Everhart Museum, 1901 Mulberry St., Scranton. 570-3467186 or everhart-museum.org.

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Fiber Art Afternoon, Thursdays, 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. Bring supplies and make some new friends while working on crochet, knitting or felting. Pittston Memorial Library, 47 Broad St. 570-6549565 or pittstonmemoriallibrary.org. Needle Felting, Thursdays, April 4 and 11, 6:30 p.m. Make your own colorful design using this simple needle and wool technique. The Gathering Place, 304 S. State St., Clarks Summit. $20, plus $5 supply fee. 570-881-7612 or GatheringPlaceCS.org. Adult Coloring Club, Fridays, 1 p.m. Supplies provided, but feel free to bring fine-tip markers or colored pencils. Pittston Memorial Library, 47 Broad St. Free. 570-654-9565 or pittstonmemoriallibrary.org. Craft and Vendor Show, Saturday, April 6, 9 a.m. Features handmade items, ice cream, popcorn and direct vendors. Plymouth Twp. Fire Rescue Tilbury Station 169, 11 E. Poplar St., West Nanticoke. $5. Kitson Arts Alliance Member Show, Monday, April 8, through Friday, June 28. Participating venues are Courthouse Art Gallery at the Wyoming County Courthouse, Tunkhannock; gallery at the Community Cup Coffee & Tea House, Towanda; Earnshaw & Sherwood Galleries at Wyoming County Cultural Center at the Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock; gallery at Tina’s Cafe, Coffee House & Eatery at the Luzerne County Courthouse, Wilkes-Barre; and the Kitson Gallery at Pen Corners, Tunkhannock. Exhibits will remain open until June 28 at all venues except the Dietrich, where it will close May 25. Sketch Club Meeting, Thursday, April 11, 5:30 p.m. For adult artists of all levels from beginner to professional. Participants must bring their own sketchbook/drawing board and dry media. Light refreshments served. Call to register. Osterhout Free Library, 71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre. 570-821-1959, osterhout.lib. pa.us or reference@luzernelibraries.org. Making a Cage Bead Bracelet, Thursdays, April 18 and 25, 6 p.m. Create a sterling silver linked bracelet. The Gathering Place, 304 S. State St., Clarks Summit. Cost $40, plus $12 supply fee. 570-881-7612 or GatheringPlaceCS.org. Art in Bloom, Friday, April 26, 6 to 8 p.m.; Saturday, April 27, 1 to 4 p.m. Everhart Museum, 1901 Mulberry St., Scranton. $7 adults/$5 students and seniors/$3 children 6 to 12. 570346-7186 or everhart-museum.org. Coloring Class, Saturday, April 27, 10 a.m. to noon. Learn how to color and blend with different color mediums. My Stampin Space Studio, 540 Gleason Drive, Moosic. Needles at Noon, Thursdays, noon. Learn to knit or crochet or work on a project you’ve started. Penn State Wilkes-Barre, Old Route 115, Lehman. 570-675-2171 or wb.psu.edu.

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Spring Film and Discussion Series: Meet Your Neighbors, Thursdays, April 4 and 11, 7 p.m. Every film in the series features someone who has connections to Northeast Pennsylvania. R/C Wilkes-Barre Movies 14, 24 E. Northampton St. 570-675-9253 or wilkesbarre.psu.edu/ce/ personal-enrichment/film-discussion-series. Please see Calendar, Page 20

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FROM PAGE 19 Mary Poppins Returns, Friday, April 5, 5:15 p.m. Features crafts, movie, pizza and popcorn. The Ritz Building, 222 Wyoming Ave., Scranton. $10 children/$5 for siblings. 570-252-4156. First Friday Kids Movie Night, Friday, April 5, 5:30 to 8:15 p.m. Features crafts, movie, pizza and popcorn. CaPAA Theater at the Ritz, 222 Wyoming Ave., Scranton. 570-252-4156, CaPAA.org or sheri@capaa.org. Les Miserables, Sunday, April 7, 3 p.m. VIA Public Media Studios, 100 WVIA Way, Pittston. Free. Vice, Wednesday, April 10, 2 to 4 p.m. Rated R. Call to register. Albright Memorial Library, 500 Vine St., Scranton. 570-348-3000 or albright.org. Spring Film Festival, Friday, April 12, through Thursday, May 2. Dietrich Theater, 60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock. $40 opening night gala/$8.50 individual movies. 570-996-1500 or dietrichtheater.com. If Beale Street Could Talk, Wednesday, April 17, 2 to 4 p.m. Rated PG-13. Call to register. Albright Memorial Library, 500 Vine St., Scranton. 570-348-3000 or albright.org. The Mule, Wednesday, April 24, 2 to 4 p.m. Rated R. Call to register. Albright Memorial Library, 500 Vine St., Scranton. 570-348-3000 or albright.org. Third annual Jim Thorpe Independent Film Festival, Thursday, April 25, through Sunday, April 28. Mauch Chunk Opera House, 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe. jimthorpeindieﬁlmfest.com.

BOOKS

Friends of the Osterhout Library Book Shop, Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays, 10 a.m. to 1 p.m.; Thursdays, 5 to 7:30 p.m. New books stocked regularly. Shop held on the third floor. Osterhout Free Library, 71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre. 570-823-0156 or osterhout.lib. pa.us. The Spontaneous Poetry Project, Friday, April 5, 5 p.m.; Saturday, April 6, and Sunday, April 7, 11 a.m.; Friday, April 12, 5 p.m.; Saturday, April 13, and Sunday, April 14, 11 a.m.; Friday, April 19, 5 p.m.; Saturday, April 20, 11 a.m.; Friday, April 26, 5 p.m.; Saturday, April 27, and Sunday, April 28, 11 a.m. The Marketplace at Steamtown, 300 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. laurelradzieski.com/ events. Roaming Readers Book Club, Tuesdays, 11 a.m. Walk, talk and take in an audiobook. Pittston Memorial Library, 47 Broad St. 570-654-9565 or pittstonmemoriallibrary.org. A Book Discussion with Sondra Myers, Wednesday, April 10, 7 p.m. Sondra Myers discusses public education and its role in shaping American democratic values. Light fare will be served. The Marketplace at Steamtown, 300 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. Writer’s Showcase Spring Edition, Saturday, April 13, 7 p.m. Features readings of poetry and prose by Lackawanna College faculty and students. Olde Brick Theatre, 126 W. Market St., Scranton. $4 at the door. 570-575-3183. Friends of the Pittston Library, Monday, April 15, 3 p.m. Meetings always open to new members. Pittston Memorial Library, 47 Broad St. 570-654-9565 or pittstonmemoriallibrary.org. NoViolet Bulawayo, Wednesday, April 17, 7:30 p.m. Kirby Hall at Wilkes University, 202 S. River St., Wilkes-Barre. 570-408-4200. American Masters Lecture, Thursday, April

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18, 7 p.m. Author Colson Whitehead, who wrote “Underground Railroad” speaks. Scranton Cultural Center at The Masonic Temple, 420 N. Washington Ave. lclshome.org. American Masters Lecture: Colson Whitehead, Thursday, April 18, 7 p.m. Scranton Cultural Center at The Masonic Temple, 420 N. Washington Ave. 570-344-1111 or scrantonculturalcenter.org. Book Sale & Second Chance Jewelry Sale, Friday, April 26, and Saturday, April 27, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.; Sunday, April 28, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. North Pocono Public Library, 1315 Church St., Moscow. 570-842-4700.

NOTICES

Call for Entries, Saturday, April 13. Submissions are being accepted for the Fine Arts Fiesta annual Adult and Student Juried Exhibitions to be held Thursday, May 16, through Sunday, May 19. Delivery will be April 13, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., at Fiesta Central, Midtown Village, 41 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, near Katana Restaurant. Entry forms can be filled out there during delivery of artwork. Fine Arts Fiesta, P.O. Box 2053, Wilkes-Barre. Prices for submissions vary. Volunteers needed: Chainsaw Day, Saturday, April 13, 9 a.m. Bring chainsaws and trucks if you can. Free food and T-shirts for volunteers. Salt Springs State Park, Silver Creek Road, Franklin Forks. 570-9453239 or friendsofsaltspringspark.org. Volunteers needed: Trail Day, Saturday, April 27, 11 a.m. Volunteer clean-up day at the Park. Food and T-shirts available for all volunteers. Salt Springs State Park, Silver Creek Road, Franklin Forks. 570945-3239 or friendsofsaltspringspark.org. Wally Gordon Community Singers, Tuesdays, 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. No auditions required. Call for details. Clarks Summit United Methodist Church, 1310 Morgan Highway. 570-561-6005 or wallygordoncommunitysingers.com.

COMEDY

Wanda Sykes, Saturday, April 6, 8 p.m. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $25-$95 general/$195 VIP, plus fees. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org.

DANCE

Swingin’ in NEPA, Saturday, April 6. Doors open, 6:30 p.m.; lesson, 7 to 8; music by Parlour Noir, 8 to 11. POSH at the Scranton Club, 404 N. Washington Ave. $25 at door/$15 students. 800838-3006 or nepaswing.com. Community Contra Dance, Saturday, April 6, 7 p.m. Features music by Contraintuitive with fiddler Ryck Kaiser and pianist Peg Kaiser along with calling by Anne Lutun. Potluck dinner starts at 6 p.m.; bring a dish to pass. Church of Christ Uniting, 190 S. Sprague Ave., Kingston. Donations accepted. 570-333-4007 or folkloresociety.org. 15th annual Grand Civil War Ball, Saturday, April 13. Period dress admired but not required. Modern formal wear is acceptable. Music by Spare Parts. The Century Club of Scranton, 612 Jefferson Ave. $35/$60 couple (dinner not included; no refunds). 570-344-3841 or lackawannahistory@gmail.com. Ballroom Dancing, Mondays, April 15 through 29. Beginner class in samba and an intermediate class in West Coast swing with the intermediate class, 6 to 7 p.m. and beginner class, 7 to 8. The Gathering Place, 304 S. State St., Clarks Summit. $55. 570-881-7612 or GatheringPlaceCS.org.

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St. Lucy’s Spaghetti Dinner, Thursday, April 4. Take-outs, 3 to 5 p.m. (container provided); eat in, 5 to 8 p.m. St. Lucy’s Catholic Church, 929 Scranton St., Scranton. $10 dinner. 570347-9421. Power Flow Yoga, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 8:30 to 9:30 a.m. Class is based on the vinyasa style of yoga with light weights used to build additional strength. Beginners are welcome but should expect a workout. Immaculate Conception Church, 605 Luzerne Ave., West Pittston. $7. Seventh annual Human Trafficking Awareness, Thursday, April 4, 4 p.m.; Friday, April 5, noon. Marywood University, 2300 Adams Ave., Scranton. Free. 570-348-6211 or Sinha. sunny@marywood.edu. 24th annual ACHE Healthcare Symposium, Thursday, April 4, 5 p.m. Registration required. Features dinner, presentation and panel discussion. University of Scranton, 800 Linden St. Fees vary. 570-702-5734 or elizabeth.steele@ scranton.edu. Dress for Success Lackawanna 20th Anniversary Celebration, Thursday, April 4, 5 to 7:30 p.m. Scranton Cultural Center at The Masonic Temple, 420 N. Washington Ave. $75. lackawanna.dressforsuccess.org. Sixth Annual Speed Networking, Thursday, April 4, 5:30 to 9:30 p.m. Marywood University, 2300 Adams Ave., Scranton. 570-348-6211 or marywood.edu. Food, Health, Planet, Our Future as a Species, Thursday, April 4, 6 p.m. Brennan Hall at University of Scranton, 800 Linden St. 570941-7400 or scranton.edu. Forest Bathing Workshop, Thursday, April 4, 6 to 8 p.m. The Cooperage, 1030 Main St.,

Honesdale. Donations collected. 570-253-2020 or thecooperageproject.org. Simple Suppers, Thursday, April 4, 6:30 p.m. Join Karen Belli for a hands-on class exploring creative, healthy and delicious meatless alternatives. Menu will include soups, entree and salads. The Gathering Place, 304 S. State St., Clarks Summit. $35. 570-881-7612 or GatheringPlaceCS.org. Writers Group, Thursdays, 7 to 8:30 p.m. For ages 18 and older. Read work or listen to others speak. Learn the craft of writing and work toward the goal of publication. All genres and levels of writing welcome. Dietrich Theater, 60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock. Free. 570-996-1500 or dietrichtheater.com. BikeLackawanna, Friday, April 5. Free community program allows bike enthusiasts to mingle. Lackawanna County Courthouse Square, 200 N. Washington Ave., Scranton. 570-9636800 or lackawannacounty.org. Nickelodeon’s Double Dare Live, Friday, April 5. Hosted by Marc Summers. F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. 570-826-1100 or kirbycenter.org. Pinwheel Dedication Ceremony, Friday, April 5, 11 a.m. Luzerne County Courthouse, 200 N. River St., Wilkes-Barre. luzernecountycac.org. BikeScranton Kick-Off Bike Share, Friday, April 5, 5 to 8 p.m. Open to ages 16 and older with valid a driver’s license or state-issued photo identification. Adults must accompany participants under 18. Lackawanna County Courthouse Square, 200 N. Washington Ave., Scranton. 570-963-6800 or lackawannacounty. org. Please see Calendar, Page 22

Free Will Astrology BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): A mushroom shaped like a horse’s hoof grows on birch trees in parts of Europe and the U.S. If you strip off its outer layer, you get amadou, spongy stuff that’s great for igniting fires. It’s not used much anymore, but it was a crucial resource for some of our ancestors. As for the word “amadou,” it’s derived from an old French term that means “tinder, kindling, spunk.” The same word was formerly used to refer to a person who is quick to light up or to something that stimulates liveliness. In accordance with astrological omens, I’m making “Amadou” your nickname for the next four weeks. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them,” wrote novelist Gabriel Garcia Marquez. “Life obliges them over and over to give birth to themselves.” Here’s what I’ll add to that: As you mature, you do your best to give birth to ever-new selves that are in alignment with the idealistic visions you have of the person you want to become. Unfortunately, most of us aren’t skilled at that task in adolescence and early adulthood, and so the selves we create may be inadequate or delusory or distorted. Fortunately, as we learn from our mistakes, we eventually learn to give birth to selves that are strong and righteous. The only problem is that the old false selves we generated along the way may persist as ghostly echoes in our psyche. And we have a sacred duty to banish those ghostly echoes. I tell you this, Taurus, because the coming months will be en excellent time to do that banishing. Ramp up your efforts NOW!

few that were as good as spring itself.” I bring these thoughts to your attention so as to prepare you for some good news. In the next three weeks, I suspect you will far exceed your quota for encounters with people who are not “limiters of happiness”—who are as good as spring itself.

ceal them, to control them, to keep ourselves in check. We are supposed to be objects of desire, not desiring beings.” I’ve quoted her because I suspect it’s crucial for you to not suppress or hide your longings in the coming weeks. That’s triply true if you’re a woman, but also important if you’re a man or some other gender. You have a potential to heal CANCER (June 21-July 22): It’s time to deeply if you get very clear about what you prove that Cancerians have more to offer hunger for and then express it frankly. than nurturing, empathizing, softening the edges, feeling deeply, getting comfortable, LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Only one of and being creative. Not that there’s anything Nana Mouskouris’s vocal cords works, but wrong with those talents. over the course of an almost 60-year career, On the contrary! They’re the Libran singer has sold over 30 million beautiful and necessary. records in twelve different languages. Many It’s just that for now you critics speculate that her need to avoid being apparent disadvantage is pigeonholed as a gentle, key to her unique style. sensitive soul. To gather She’s a coloratura mezzo, the goodies that are a rare category of chanpotentially available to teuse who sings ornate you, you’ll have to be passages with exceptionmore forthright and aggressive than usual. Is al agility and purity. In it possible for you to wield a commanding the coming weeks, I suspresence? Can you add a big dose of willful- pect that you will be like Mouskouris in your ness and a pinch of ferocity to your self-pre- ability to capitalize on a seeming lack or sentation? Yes and yes! deprivation.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): General Motors manufactured a car called the Pontiac Aztek from 2001 to 2005. It wasn’t commercially successful. One critic said it looked like “an angry kitchen appliance,” and many others agreed it was exceptionally unstylish. But later the Aztek had an odd revival because of the popularity of the TV show Breaking Bad. The show’s protagonist, Walter White, owned one, and that motivated some of his fans to emulate his taste in cars. In accordance with astrological omens, Leo, I suspect that something of yours may also enjoy a second life sometime soon. An offering that didn’t get GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “When much appreciation the first time around may spring came, there were no problems except undergo a resurgence. Help it do so. where to be happiest,” wrote Ernest Hemingway in his memoir. He quickly amended that VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Of all the statement, though, mourning, “The only female sins, hunger is thing that could the least forgivable,” spoil a day was laments feminist author people.” Then he Laurie Penny. She’s ventured even furreferring to the hunger ther, testifying, “for anything, for food, “People were sex, power, education, always the limiters even love.” She continof happiness ues: “If we have desires, except for the very we are expected to con-

could get all the way up to 95-100 days of feeling what’s sublime and cherishing what’s beautiful. And as many as 15 to 17 of those days could come during the next 21.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Sommeliers are people trained to perceive the nuances of wine. By sampling a few sips, the best sommeliers can discern facts about the type of grapes that were used to make the wine and where on earth they were grown. I think that in the coming weeks you Capricorns should launch an effort to reach a comparable level of sensitivity and perceptivity about any subject you care about. It’s a favorable time to become even more masterful about your specialties; to dive deeper into the areas of knowledge that captivate your imagination.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Every language is a work-in-progress. New words constantly insinuate themselves into common usage, while others fade away. If you traveled back in time to 1719 while remaining in your current location, you’d have trouble communicating with people of that era. And today linguistic evolution is even more rapid than in previous ages. The Oxford English Dictionary adds more than a thousand new words annually. In recognition of the extra verbal skill and inventiveness you now posses, Aquarius, I invite you to coin a slew of your own fresh terms. To get you warmed up, try this utterance I coined: vorizzimo! It’s an exclamation that means “thrillingly beautiful and true.”

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your tribe is symbolized by three animals: the scorpion, the eagle, and the mythological phoenix. Some astrologers say that the scorpion is the ruling creature of “unevolved” or immature Scorpios, whereas the eagle and phoenix are associated with those of your tribe who express the riper, more enlightened qualities of your sign. But I want to put in a plug for the scorpion as being worthy of all Scorpios. It is a hardy critter that rivals the cockroach in its ability to survive—and even thrive in—less than ideal conPISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): One of hisditions. For the next two weeks, I propose we tory’s most audacious con men was George make it your spirit creature. C. Parker, a Pisces. He made his living selling SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sagit- property that did not legally belong to him, tarian novelist Gustave Flaubert declared like the Brooklyn Bridge, the Metropolitan that it’s “our duty is to feel what is sublime Museum of Art, and the Statue of Liberty. I and cherish what is beautiful.” But that’s a suspect you could summon his level of salesdemanding task to pull off on an ongoing manship and persuasive skills in the coming basis. Maybe the best weeks. But I hope you we can hope for is to will use your nearly magfeel what’s sublime and ical powers to make cherish what’s beautideals and perform feats ful for 30-35 days every that have maximum year. Having said that, integrity. It’s OK to be a though, I’m happy to teensy bit greedy, though. tell you that in 2019 you

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FROM PAGE 20 Calder Cafe First Friday, Friday, April 5, 7:15 p.m. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. Equinunk Historical Society, Route 191. Free. 570-224-6722. Sprinter Rummage Sale, Saturday, April 6, 7 a.m. to 1 p.m. A collection of sports, household and family items and more are available. Chinchilla United Methodist Church, 411 Layton Road, Clarks Summit. 570-587-5204. Parkinson’s and the Power of Exercise and Diet, Saturday, April 6, 11 a.m. Local panel of experts brings stories and research. Dietrich Theater, 60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock. Free. 570996-1500 or dietrichtheater.com. Wreath Presentation Ceremony, Saturday, April 6, 11:30 a.m. A 154th anniversary and memorial observance of the death of President Abraham Lincoln at the Lincoln Memorial Monument. Nay Aug Park, 500 Arthur Ave., Scranton. 570-348-4186. Designer Purse Bingo, Saturday, April 6, 1 to 4 p.m. Features 20 games of bingo and 50/50 raffle. Doors open at 11 a.m. St. Maria Goretti Parish Center, 42 Redwood Drive, Laflin. $20 advance/$25 at door. Take a Break Hike, Saturday, April 6, 1 p.m. Three-mile hike. Salt Springs State Park, Silver Creek Road, Franklin Forks. $5 nonmembers/free for members. 570-945-3239 or friendsofsaltspringspark.org. Beach To Towers 8K Run/Walk, Sunday, April 7. Milford Beach, 611 Broad St. $38. runsignup. com. Breakfast with the Nittany Lion, Sunday, April 7, 9 a.m. to noon. Breakfast includes scrambled eggs, pancakes, sausage, orange juice and coffee. Proceeds benefit Penn State student scholarships. Penn State Scranton, 120 Ridge View Drive, Dunmore. $8 adults/$5 for children under 12. 570-963-2536. Scranton Half Marathon, Sunday, April 7, 9 a.m. to noon. Scranton Memorial Stadium, 801 Providence Road. Prices vary. scrantonhalf.com. Marvine Dutch Gap Softball Cash and Purse Bingo, Sunday, April 7, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Doors open at 11 a.m. Features 16 games of bingo and chances to win a purse or $100, 50/50, basket raffle and specials. Grand prize is $500. St. Johns Russian Orthodox Church, 706 Hill St., Mayfield. $20. 570-876-0730. Spring Fling Gift Card Bingo, Sunday, April 7, 11:45 a.m. Features 16 regular games, three special games and jackpot. Tickets limited. For tickets, call Irene McCarthy, 570-789-1837; Diana Shreffler, 570-434-3029 or Maria Cina 607-2424239. St. Lawrence Church, Trinity Center, 380 Franklin St., Great Bend. $20. Seniors Got Talent, Sunday, April 7, 2 p.m. Features a variety of acts by individuals ages 55 and older who compete to win cash prizes. Proceeds benefit the programs at UNCs four Active Older Adult Centers throughout Lackawanna County. Lackawanna College, 501 Vine St., Scranton. $15 advance/$20 at door. 570346-0759 or uncnepa.org/seniors-got-talent/. Gorzkie Zale, Sunday, April 7, 3 p.m. Lenten service and light reception follows. Exaltation of the Holy Cross Church, 420 Main Road, Hanover Twp. 570-823-6242. Night at the Race by Rotary Club of the Pocono Mountains, Sunday, April 7, 4 p.m. Proceeds benefit the Rotary Club of the Pocono Mountains. The Pour House Neighborhood Bar & Grille, 1014 Route 390, Mountainhome. $5

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be made by Carmen’s at 570-558-3929. Carmen’s 2.0, 700 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. $37.20. 570-342-8300 or carmensradisson.com. Building Homes for Birds, Sunday, April 14, 1 p.m. Salt Springs State Park, Silver Creek Road, Franklin Forks. $5 non-members/free members/$20 for a bird box. 570-945-3239 or friendsofsaltspringspark.org. Dare 2B Tick Aware, Monday, April 15, 7 p.m. Education program focuses on ticks and habitats and covers personal, pet and yard protection. Trinity Presbyterian Church, 105 Irem Road, Dallas. Free. 570-479-0400 or gwvas.org. Lackawanna Historical Society and Scranton Civil War Roundtable, Tuesday, April 16, 7 p.m. Historian Robert Hanrahan to speak about the Civil War “River War,” the various military campaigns on the Mississippi River. Catlin House, 232 Monroe Ave., Scranton. 570-344-3841 or lackawannahistory.org. Eat More Chocolate: Are You Kidding Me?, Wednesday, April 17, 7 p.m. Learn the history of chocolate and the health benefits it provides. The Gathering Place, 304 S. State St., Clarks Summit. $20. 570-881-7612 or GatheringPlaceCS.org. Call for entries: Wyoming Valley Poetry Society Annual Student Poetry Contest, Thursday, April 18. Submitted on 8-inch by 11-inch paper with students, name, grade, school, hometown, phone number and teacher’s name written on the back. Students need to retain a copy of their work. The poetry will be judged in the following age groups: primary, Fiddler Ryck Kaiser and pianist Peg Kaiser will perform during an evening of intermediate, junior and young adult. Poems may Community Contra Dance, which takes place Saturday, April 6, at 7 p.m. at Church be rhymed or free verse are not to of Christ Uniting, 776 Market St., Kingston. Admission is $10 for adults-. For more exceed 32 lines. WVPS Student Poetry Contest, P.O. Box 173, Wilkes-Barre. 570-823-0786 or information, call 570-333-4007 or visit folkloresociety.org/dancing. wyomingvalleypoetrysociety@gmail.com. Game Night, Thursday, April 18, 6 p.m. Offers St., Clarks Summit. $20. 570-881-7612 or suggested donation. 570-590-6494 or facebook. all kinds of games, from board games to card com/events/374271523385835/. GatheringPlaceCS.org. games to brain games. The Cooperage, 1030 Global Tastes of Scranton, Sunday, April 7, Tom Knight Puppet Show, Thursday, April Main St., Honesdale. Donations accepted. 5705 p.m. Scranton Cultural Center at The Masonic 11, 11 a.m. Reservations encouraged. Dietrich Temple, 420 N. Washington Ave. $35. 570-941Theater, 60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock. Free. 570- 253-2020 or thecooperageproject.org. Ricketts Glen State Park Falls Trail System 4419 or community@scranton.edu. 996-1500 or dietrichtheater.com. Conversational Italian, Mondays, April 8 St. Mary’s Dinner: Oriental Cuisine, Thursday, Hike, Saturday, April 20, 9 a.m. Features 3.3-mile hike. Ricketts Glen State Park, 695 Route 487, April 11, 6 p.m. Reserve by Monday, April 8. St. through 29. Beginners, 6:30 p.m.; returning Benton Twp. Free. 570-474-5884. Mary’s Center, 320 Mifflin Ave., Scranton. $20. students, 7:30. The Gathering Place, 304 S. Irem Shrine Circus, Monday, April 22, 1:30 State St., Clarks Summit. $60. 570-881-7612 or 570-343-5151 or events@stmcscranton.com. p.m., 7 p.m.; Tuesday, April 23, 6:30 p.m.; GatheringPlaceCS.org. Country Chicken Biscuit Dinner, Friday, April Wednesday, April 24, 10 a.m., 7 p.m.; Friday, Crochet Club, Tuesdays, 10 to 11:45 a.m. 12, 6 p.m. Menu includes chicken in gravy over April 26, 10 a.m., 7 p.m.; Saturday, April 27, Bring supplies, including a crochet hook biscuits, mashed potatoes, peas, beverage and 1:30 p.m., 7 p.m. Kingston Armory, 280 Market sized I, J or K and yarn. Pittston Memorial dessert. Proceeds benefits CHOP Hunger Walk. Library, 47 Broad St. 570-654-9565 or Waverly United Methodist Church, Church Street, St., Wilkes-Barre. Prices vary. 570-288-4350 or Waverly Twp. Donations accepted. 570-586-8166. iremshrinecircus.com/index.phtml. pittstonmemoriallibrary.org. Math Intergration Bee, Tuesday, April 23, Vintage Clothing and Accessory Sale, Drink n’ Draw, Tuesday, April 9, 5 p.m. 4:30 p.m. Calculus based competition for both Features night of art, socializing, free library Saturday, April 13, 11 a.m. Sale items includes high school and college divisions. Registration swag and drinks. Breaker Brewing Co., 787 E. women’s shirtwaists and assort clothing, bed required. Mcllhenny Ballroom of the DeNaples Northampton St., Wilkes-Barre Twp. 570-821and table covers, and accessories. Catlin House, Center, 900 Mulberry St., Scranton. Free. 1959. 232 Monroe Ave., Scranton. 570-344-3841 or First-Time Home Buyers Workshop, Soil: How to Make It Better, Tuesday, April 9, lackawannahistory.org. Wednesday, April 24, 5:30 to 6:30 p.m. Topics 6:30 p.m. Penn State Master Gardeners will show Holi-Festival of Colors, Saturday, April 13, 1 covered include budgeting, choosing a lender, p.m. University of Scranton, 800 Linden St. Free. gardeners steps to make their soil better. The types of properties, mortgages, making and Gathering Place, 304 S. State St., Clarks Summit. 570-941-4160 or jose.sanchez@scranton.edu. accepting offers and home inspections. Call to $5. 570-881-7612 or GatheringPlaceCS.org. NEPA #TRASHTAG Challenge, Sunday, register. Lackawanna County Children’s Library, Nerd Trivia Contest, Wednesday, April 10, 6 to April 14. Pick a location, bring your friends, 520 Vine St., Scranton. 570-348-3000 or 7:30 p.m. Osterhout Free Library, 71 S. Franklin take a before picture and fill your trash bags. lclshome.org/childrenslibrary. St., Wilkes-Barre. 570-821-1959 or osterhout.info. Afterward, take a picture and share it on Earth Day Seed Bombs, Wednesday, April social media with the hashtags #trashtag and Everything You Wanted to Know About 24, 6 to 7:30 p.m. Osterhout Free Library, 71 #nepatrashtagchallenge. Marijuana But Were Afraid to Ask, Wednesday, S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre. 570-821-1959 or April 10, 7 p.m. Learn the history of the Ragtime Brunch, Sunday, April 14, 11 a.m. osterhout.info. marijuana plant, the botany and its effects on to 2 p.m. Enjoy brunch and ragtime music by Spare Parts. A portion of the proceeds benefit the the body and brain. Learn statistics, laws and Lackawanna Historical Society. Reservations can medical uses. The Gathering Place, 304 S. State Please see Calendar, Page 26

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FOOD EQUIPMENT: POS Register Complete System (DinerWare)$1,250 (retail $3,200); Laminated Retail/Food Commercial Counters (1) -70L with glass petition-$650(retail $1,475), (1) – 70L - $375 (retail $1,100), (2)-48L-$325 each (retail $975 each); Batter Filler Depositor Machine with accessories (EDHARD) - $3,250 (retail $7,000); PhotoCake IV Cake Decorating System $900 (retail $2,200);Cupcake Tower Display Stand(2)-$30 each (retail $70 each); White/Ivory Fiberglass Display Trays (50)- $5 each(retail $12 each); Commercial 24 Cup Muffin/Cupcake Baking Pans(Chicago Metallic) (16)-$35 each (retail $80 each); Clear Food Storage Box with lid, 18"x26"x3 ½"(CAMBRO) (50)-$15 each (retail $35 each); ½ Sheet Baking Pans (MagicLine)(30)-$9 each (retail $24 each); Cabinet Storage Box 28x18x31(GLADIATOR)- $95 (retail $220); ALL ARE NEW CONDITION AND NEGOTIABLE! Call, text or leave a message 570-877-5317 (Scranton, PA)

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Advice Goddess BY AMY ALKON Friends’ comments offend single woman Crone’s disease I’m a straight, single woman nearing 50. My best friends are a lesbian couple. I’m going to get some nonsurgical skin tightening on my face, and they got very judgmental about it: “We think you’re beautiful as you are.” Next, it was “What if it goes wrong?” and “Will you keep getting procedures till you don’t look like you?” I ended up crying and then getting really angry. First of all, it’s my face. Secondly, I don’t think they understand the pressure on straight, single women to look young and beautiful. Thirdly, I think my friends should support me in my decisions even if they don’t agree with them. Am I wrong? — Upset I’m 55. Eventually, if a man catcalls me, I’ll go over and give him a dollar. So I do understand the desire for dermatological intervention — in lieu of a little windup thingy behind your neck that you could crank to tighten the face flesh. That said, your friends probably feel they have a right (and maybe even a mandate) to tell you what to do — probably because they’re trying to look out for you. The problem is, criticizing people doesn’t make them want to change; it makes them want to clobber the person doing the criticizing. And this seems to be the case whether that person is giving unsolicited advice to a friend or muttering “Dude ... seriously on the 24-pack of doughnuts?” to that stout stranger in the supermarket. This happens because our brain’s threat response sys-

tem is a little primitive. A central player in it is the amygdala — a pair of lima bean-shaped neuron clusters — that makes split-second decisions about whether we’re in danger. Unfortunately, to your amygdala, an attack is an attack — which is to say, a verbal attack trigg e r s t h e s a m e b o d i ly responses as a physical attack. Your adrenaline surges, your heart pumps like crazy, and blood gets shunted away from your reasoning center and to your extremities. This gets you into the perfect bodily state to bolt or punch your attacker in the nose — a state that’s not exactly helpful for one’s social survival. Te l l yo u r bu s y b o dy friends that it means a lot that they care about you, but that their context — as two nesting lesbians — is not your context as a single, straight woman careening toward 50. Set a boundary: Explain that you want their advice on your appearance only if you ask for it. You also could ask them to be supportive of you — even if they aren’t on board with the steps you’re taking — simply on the grounds that you’re trying to improve yourself and go after what you want. It’s nice when your photo on a dating site makes some man reminisce about a classic beauty from his youth — but not when it’s his grandma’s prized Hermes alligator clutch.

Worst-chase scenario I’m a guy, and I’ve noticed that many women (at cafes, etc.) give me flirtatious looks, suggesting they’re interested in me, yet they never approach me. Why don’t they just come over and say hi and

get my number and call me or message me? — Annoyed It isn’t hard to get a woman to chase you. Just grab her purse and take off down the street. However, as a dude, if you’re looking for dates or a relationship, you should plan on doing the chasing rather than the waiting. “Males chase/females choose” evolved to be kind of a thing across species — those in which the females get stuck with the greater share of child production and caretaking (“parental investment,” in anthro terms). As evolutionary scientists Peter K. Jonason and Norman Li explained (in their research on playing hard to get), “the sex that bears the greater obligation to offspring is the more choosy sex (females in most species) and will put the opposite sex (usually males) through ‘tests’ for access.” Keep in mind that many men will have sex with a woman they aren’t all that interested in simply because she pursues them. In line with this, Jonason and Li’s research found that women benefit from playing hard to get in a way men do not. A woman who refrains from pursuing a man “may increase her perceived value” in his eyes and motivate him to work harder to pursue her. “In contrast,” they write, “men who limit their availability may pay heavier costs than women will through the loss of potential mating opportunities.” As for what this means for you, waiting for women to ask for your digits and blow up your phone with calls and texts is a fantastic idea — if your mail comes addressed to Chris Hemsworth, 26 Movie Star Ave.

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